University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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- X Q.. .. .J 4 . , f, . . . v. ' G i Tif you want to Tlfnow Tffow TIE Tools'- To be curious-ask Zieman. To be popular-ask Martha. To be in a dream-ask Hazel Peard. To be happy-ask Stubby Nelson. To be industrious-ask Reinhold Witt. To be smart-ask Metta Nelson. To be liked-ask Isabel Armstrong. To work for THE TATTLER-ask Genevieve Morris. To be a bird-ask Abdul Johnson. To be pretty-ask Walter Ernst. To be stung-ask Wilbur Donze. To be Miss Denny's pet-ask Fairley. To be canned-ask Langenberg. To be a class president-ask Rivett. To be short-ask Shorty Thompson.. To take pictures-ask Ben Love. To deliver an oration-ask Winters. To have one's knees ache when one is debating-ask Worthman. To be tardy-ask Donald Pettis. To be a giggler-ask Marie Arnold. 'faculty Sayings If you want to know some of the instructors at the farm, listen to them talk for two -minutes, then refer to this: If you hear, I don't know one thing about the School of Agriculture -it's Mr. Young. 1 If you hear, Well, so much for that Caccompanied by a huge sigh of reliefj-it's Prof. Smith. If- you hear, I think it's the most cha'ming thing -it's Miss Corbin. If you hear, Quiz -it's Mrs. Foster. If you hear, Maybe -it's Mr. Jones. rmnummunnmuwuunumu If you hear, What's the matter with you? 'Can't you get anything into your head? -it's Prof. Plum. If you hear, Oh surely, Honey - it's Miss Odell. If you hear, Just keep on working and you'll get it -it's Miss Meredith. If you hear, Wake up, wake up! What are you all asleep for? -it's Skudurna QSkirtsD. . Eragcoy in Ewo :Nels Act 1 Curtain rises. A basketball floor with the Fresh- men and Juniors fighting hard for the ball. - - Curtain falls. Act 2 Curtain rises. ' The Freshmen lying around on the floor gasping hard for their breath. The Juniors standing over them vic- torious. - - Curtain falls. Commanomenls I. Thou shalt read no stories in school. H. Thou shalt not draw cartoons to show the likeness of anything in the S. of A. III. Thou, the sinner, shalt learn Julius Caesar every day. IV. Thou shalt recite nine hours each. day of the week and study ten hours each night. V. Honor the stenographers, thy principal and teachers. VI. Thou shalt not whisper. VII. Thou shall not chew gum.

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Q sf' g , r X N S xg Elf? MQ On the war Toth Little Christian, at the movies, saw a tribe of Indians painting their faces and asked his mother for the reason for this. Indians, his mother answered, always paint their faces before going on the War path and before scalping, tomahawking and murdering. The next evening, after dinner, as the mother entertained Arvilla's young man in the parlor, Christian rushed down stairs, wide-eyed with fright. Come on mother, he cried, 1et's get out of here, quick! Billie's going on the war path! Oh Walter if thou could'st have seen The joys that thine would have been, If thou had'st joined the W L With all its maidens fair! How could'st thou coldly turn away When Martha kindly bid thee stay! . Could'st thou not know her heart would break I f ther thou did'st forsake? JULIA J .- Well I've had him for two years, I guess I can keep him the 'rest of this term. E0 Our 'lllunior Boy H ere's to the Junior boy, with his funny clothes And hideous yells,' who studies football, Tricks and Lyric Bellesj Who's always foolish, but never in bad, and Who spends all the money earned by his dad! He's the School's pride and his m0ther's 309, So here's long life to the Junior boy! X, '-'lj what 'Else woulo 'Fife Come 'Tor ? Irene came to the breakfast table late and was scanned by the reproach- ful eyes of Miss Corbin, Did that young man kiss you last night? HN ow, Miss Corbin, said the pretty girl with a reminiscent smile, 'fdo you suppose that he came all the way from Pennsylvania to hear me sing? Dr. Sturdevant had been treating Mr. Hoagland for dyspepsia for a long time and finally, wishing to know how his patient was coming, he told him to take a dill pickle just before going to bed, and see if he could hold it on his stomach over night. The next day Bill H. called and Dr. Sturdevant asked him the results. Ah, it was all right, Doc, said Bill, as long as I was awake, but when I went to sleep it rolled off. Who made the bet about Harley Nelson? Tell 'em about the time you and he entertained a couple of Janes at the Orpheum, Fairley. ' EVELYN GLEBE Qtelling father about school workj: In Physics I am good, she says, In Cooking excellent, And always in Entomology I get the high per cent. . I I'm good too in Geometry and History And the rest, and father says: He's glad to know, in school, I do the best! ll K I . I1 1 In Hamellalu11am:ruummunuwnnnn

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2 at Rl 5 A :. .l Sli ,4 A ki i V VIII. Thou shalt get thy passes when Doc. Sturdevant sends thee. IX. Thou shalt not skip classes. X. Thou shalt not Write notes. Punishment: Come into the office all ye that sin, and I will assign ye to the Chemistry class. Junior Allblelics Sing a song of Juniors, Winners all the year, Bearers of a record That's without a peer. In the autumn, football Holds them in its sway, And in this, the victors, Seven win their A , Nelson, that's the tall one, Phillips, full of spirit, Help protect the goal line So no foes can near it. Versaw, strong as half-back, Humphries, guarding rarely, ' Keeping every sense alert, Always playing Fairley . L. A. Osborne's on the job, Working every minute, And the A's , the girls display, Show that Love is in it. Later basketball's the game, And in lively manner Nineteen Seventeen appears, Bearing of the banner. First the Seniors knuckle down, Valiantly, but sadlyg Then the Freshies meet defeat, Each one fighting madly. Worthman, playing center, Dodges here and there, Aims to keep the basket ball Always in the air. K , Hoagland plays as forward, Ernst and 'Johnson too, When the basket's reachable Then the ball goes through. Nelson, then, and Versaw, Guarding to the fore, Keep their fierce opponents From adding to their score. So these doughty warriors, Form a valiant band For the class's honor, May they always stand. Taffyoills If Ruby Faulhaber Weighs 140 pounds, what does David Way? If Minerva Cartwright Wanted to go boating, Would Richard Rowe? If A. B. Worthman jumped in a ditch, would Cecil Meyer? If Martha landed Phil, who would Hoagland? A If Hoagland lit his cigarette, would Carrie Sanborn? y If Ruth Toppings Went camping on the great lakes, Where would Vernon Van Camp? If Buss Richards was asked to cross the ocean, would he leave Shore? If Lee Cramb craned his neck, would Ruth Crain hers? If Billy Kleine was born 18 years ago, when was Osbourne? HUMP- Oh it's nice to get up in the morning, but it's nicer to sleep in soils. ABIE,- Soils is the dryest subject I ever ate. . immrrn