University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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6-TA' f . QI, X Q ,x'k l 'V g snacks , ggx Nl ' Ref? af MJ 1 L Q If 1 , LA? 5 vuicia i a ii i i A ij. 9 1 , lf If 610 We, the esteemedgand unusual class of 1916, being noted for our mental incapacity, and being conscious of our own sanity and perfect soundness of mind and body, after four years of mingling with all the joys and woesthat could be crowded into such brief years, during the assimilation of the worldly knowledge we have obtained, do sorrowfully make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testa- ment, in manner and form here following, to- wit: . 1. To Harry E. Bradford The highest of all, The right to go chasing The kids in the hall. 2. To Miss Denny, Who makes us German verbs decline, The right to make the Juniors pine, When extra longlessons she doth assign. 3. To Clarence Currie a CFayeJ Parker house roll., 4. To Prof. Young the right to follow the cinder-path. 45. To lvan Carpenter, The right to dance With the same little girl At the mixer dance. . 6. To Miss Zimmer. Who gives us a talk on angles and lines, Profusely besprinkled with tangents and signs, The right to develop most brilliant of minds. 7. To Alfred Harm, Who is quite partial, We leave our charming Miss Lola Marshall. S. To Lydia Pierce, the right to wear 'Fat' Stratton's CAD sweater. 9. To Mrs. Foster, Who makes us long, dry stories write, That make us feel like we could fight, The right to take out all her spite, On the class that studies with all their might. , 10. To Leila F. Corbin, With elegant pose, The right to make Seniors Quit wearing rough clothes. 11. Personal effects: Georgia Brich wills the key for the dormitory to Marie Arnold. 'D Merritt Pollard leaves-his superior intellig- ence and his inferior viciousness to Evelyn Glebe. Viola Leavitt leaves her loving disposition to Nellie Francis. ' Alvah Hecht, who had to go,. Has left his job to Richard Rowe. Arthur Rogers bequeaths his sponsor to the next major of the battalion. Esther Ward leaves her enticing nick-name Kansas to Ruth Crane. Fred Swanson wills Frank Ziegenbein to Earl Von Forell as a body guard Con street car ridesj. Alvord Anderson wills his mathematical ability to Osborne, so that he may play foot- ball. Louis Hector wills his studious ways to the dunce of the Junior class. The Brownies will their modesty to Nora Whipple. James Griffiths bequeaths his superfluous pep and ginger to Tim Harr.

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X S3 i as fl ,af I X A Qt Johnny Harrison's smile, so wide, Is known all over the country side, While Renard, on the other hand, . Has the deepest frown in all the land. Frank Pierce lives a grocer's life, Mary became a grocer's wife, In their home you'd love to be, 'Cause they live so cosily! Pollard, with abox for seat, Absorbs the grocer's meager heat, To Clegg, upon his barrel mount, Wonderous tales does he recount. Ethel Magee a name has won, Now a Foreman has become, Lola Marshall with all her charm Settled down. Now, free from Harm? High up in the business race Germany Warner has a place, Hot air merchant, as of old, H Sanborn helps him, we are told. Violas', both without dispute, Are artists grand, of high repute, Before the mirror with powder and uif, 1 P Artisticly, they ply the bluff . Allen Kennedy, an actor grand, 'Stars' upon his homestead land, Nor a Birdie has he caught, Q Tho' with labor a cage has wrought. Jenkins at last has foundhis call, As chief detective in the lower hall, Also a sponsor he has found, Tho many a day he searched around. Gentle little Violet Pierce Beats her hubby something fierce, Never dares he stay out late- John knows well what befalls his fate. Miller, Ginther, Biba, and Brown On large estates have settled down, But Mammen cannot peace attain, Chronic globe trotter does he remain! Arthur Rogers is a peddler man, Solicits the trade of generous Kavan, The wildgoats that in youth he did sow Very good bread did make? Oh, no! Campbell, on a foreign strand, Is watching the interests of our land, Louis Hector aspired to the place, Back to Germany his steps he would trace. Swanson's given up the 'weed' And's a temperance man we read, 'Buddie' helps rescue from the flagon People not on the water wagon. Gannon in a lard campaign Over Texas, he would reign, But he made an awful blur, Mintling became the governor. Birdie still keeps up the pace, h Declares she'll never give up the 'Chase', To her Ozark Mountain school Faye Parker journeys on a mule. Marj. Hall and E. Carp. with a fancy dance Do hosts of people all entrance, And on a platform ten by two They sell patent medicine and glue. Sandstedt wants that crime should cease, Has been chosen justice of the peace, Tries cases hard, like Harry Russell, - Prize fighter in unlawful tussel. And now the muse's work is done, The epistle is ended as begun, The prophet awakes with deepest sighs, The matchless lore before him lies. 'Dear classmates, harsh as this may seem, Remember, it's but a prophet's dream 3 May future bring you joy and peace, May all your trials and hardships cease. D. J. D. M. P. Committee F. M. w. J

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af? ff v 1 ' T J A, x, Q 1 .. ., Q' Q. C9 X f . ' A Q 1 it J l 'F W' - ci? V , ' - . P G' f Frank Carver wills his adorable temperament Sumner Hall wills his ever-giggling giggle to to Hilda Clausen. Lois Shamp. .Florence Wood wills her adaptibility in Anton Biba wills his dreamy look to Law- slidlng down tire escapes to Irene Philpot. rence Lindgren. Gilbert leaves his artists fame ' Robert B- V0I'S9,lb9q1193l3hS his Fight To the Junior who makes a great name. T0 grin f1'01T1 931' to 9213 Paul Thompson with his Jacoby , QZSZZZQZTS fgergiggr ,John Phillips and Violet Pierce, , Y ' W Alfred Krueger and Florence Dawson Jeannette Downing and Lee Cramb will their Frank Pierce and Mary Nelson all bequeath Surplus helght to Roy Baker' their right, to visit the 'KL0ug-hridg-e and Marie Luksik wills her laboratory experience Noble matrimonial bureaux, to Alfred Thom- to Christian Kleine- , sen and Nell Lonergan. Rudolph Sandstedt and Daniel Jensen will Orion Kennedy wills h' IS right to chase skirt s on Broadway to Clarence Heebner. Lillian Elfeldt wills sandwiches to Doc Fowler. Willard Mintlin ' h 4 g WIS es and orders that his stand-in with Mrs. Foster be soldat public auction and the proceeds turned into the athletic treasury. I Angus Campbell wills his smiling countenance t R l ' o a ph Root, for use at times when said heir is deep in thought, contemplation and study.C?j Ethel Magee wills the cash left from the Senior play to Noel Foreman, to buy furniture with. Carrol Caraway Jenkins wills his curl retainer to Genevieve Morris. A To Clara Umland With her beaver cloth muff, H Fern Dickson wills Her right to sluff. Morris Rosene wills his intimate stand-in with Mr. Bradford to Susie Shore. Wilber Marshall bequeaths his magnetic characteristics, direct current pompadour and high voltage appearance to be e uall d' 'd d , q y 1v1 e between Bill Hoagland, Art Worthman and Floyd Rivett. Albert Kavan bequeaths his time tried recipe for keeping awake in school, the day after the night before, to Bus Richards. Marie Bouchard wills her made in Germany CWarnerD complexion to Helen N ewstrom, for use as a beaux attraction. Freda Pope, seeing that she will have so much use for her superfluous wit, humor, I hu a n ' aug ing qualities, and curl retainer, out of necessity retains them. lmwuuvwuuwwl1.wwmy,mw ml - the right to eat pig-tail their surplus knowledge to Earl Humphries and Albert ,.Philpot. Bernard Heuermann bequeaths his cud of gum to Martha Hyers. Mary Nelson leaves herharmless and sleepy l k ' oo to Francis Walters. Anna Bulin wills her dignified look to Anna Schweers. Russel Jose wills his hair tonic to Corduroy Bill . Fern Davis wills her oratorical power to George Pearson. Viola Koerner and Sad' D l I 19 u lenty bequeath their ability to make about 6095 of the Aggie tardy marks to Clara Umland. L uther Burt wills his congenial disposition to Newell Calkins. - Florence Talbot leaves her Shepherd . Paul Ohlheiser, with the feeling that he will have practically no use, for all of his super- human talents and traits of all kind ' th , in e future whatever, benignly turns them over to Neta Stilgebouer. Helen Butler will leave her fame, But wants the last of Hotch's name. Russel Wintermute forgot to leave nothin'. 12. In view of the masterful skill and ability, the broad scope of their experience and their profound mature judgment, we nominate and appoint the Aggie Tattler Staff as executors of this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking any and all former wills by us at any time made, CSignedD CLASS OF 1916. lSEALl C. Lf E. F. L Committee. E. S. E. C. ummnmummm lllWl 49