University of Nebraska College of Agriculture - Shucks Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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Eg M S . I . Sf'v2LHe S 'Tffits ffrom Sharp Wits who is the Tigotist? CLJet us remember in years as they Hee . . Cljf we can who's in love with himself as we see, CEjver ready to do anyone whom he can fBjy any old method he's able to plan CEjver ready to do what will make him appear CRJight in the great game. He'll be thereg never fear: QSDO let's hope he will stop when the playing's not clear. Jenkins: I'd rather get zero in History than miss out on the Senior play tryout. Florence Talbot: The chief ingredient in my composition is simply bluff. Byron Cochran: It is said that Hell is a place for strong drink, tobacco, ,base-ball, theaters and up-to-date dances. Nothing the matter with that for a future residence. Clifford Hotchkiss: I pity those who try to sing, but die with all their music in them. Christie: I work when I work and fiddle when I play. Ezra Christensen: To get a joke into my head would require a surgical operation. I Now, in case anything should go wrong with this experiment, said Skudurna, We and the laboratory with us will be blown sky high. Now, come a little closer, Helen, in order that you may follow me. Why does Esther Booth have a long face? Because Florence would CWoodD go with Chase. At the north end of the hall on the second floor-in Ag. Hall the floor has been worn so thin by Alfred Krueger and Florence Dawson, that it has been recommended to the faculty that they hang up a danger sign. ' A certain young couple were out riding one Sunday afternoon. They came to a very steep hill, and the young man' put his arm around the lady's waist to keep her from falling out of the buggy seat. The next Sunday as they started out the gentleman asked. Which road shall we take Violet? She answered: Well-er-I'd like to go down that hill again, John. ' A I JENKINS: I love the lassies one and all, I love 'em big and wee, I love 'em stnbby, fat and tall, But nobody loves me. Hotch FOI' Helen Butler Happiness Home On the morning of the Senior Slouch Day, Mr. Bradford attempted a light fiirtation with a strange girl in the hall. I To his consternation he discovered that the fair damsel was no other than Mr. C. C. Jenkins in girl's costume. He immediately demanded a change of clothing. Stilge and Christie took a little walk, Stilge and Christie hed a little talk The moon did shine as under the pine Christie whispered, will you be onine?

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97 f fr' sb S i , A MC, I Ns ff l A . ,f . fl 'w. ' If E .4 9 W in, ey? I X w I wonder why Arthur Rogers shaved his mustache off. Ask Geneveive to explain. t Why doesn't Jessie Hepperly always go with one fellow? Carl Liebersg- She told me variety was the spice of life. Short horns are almost ready to leave There will be some long faces I believe Everyone enjoys the long line, Which gets ont of class in time Foras to watch them fall down stairs With all their farm-like airs. John Phillips: When will there be twenty-five letters in the alphabet? Violet Pierce Cblushingjz Oh John, this is so sudden. Q Hecht asked a girl for a date to Literary one night, and when she re- fused, she said she could get a date for him, he politely thanked her and said, I can make my own dates . Prof: What makes the change in temperature? Walter Pearson: The earth has gone 'round and 'round on its axis so much that it has got worn and it now wobbles from north to south making the change in temperature. Miss Denny: Miss Jacoby, did Balboa discover the Pacific Ocean? Julia Jacoby: Well, what I don't see about the discovery is, how Balboa knew it was the Pacilic Ocean when he had never seen it before. Mrs. Foster: Miss Francis give the tense of think. Nellie Francis: Think, thank, thunk. We wonder who took Amanda- Sand- strom home from the Senior Play. Miss Corbin: Has any one seen Anna Dierks Chaseing around here. If Bernice Hoig took sick would Chick Wheel-er. ' Q Glenn Chase has adopted a new and rather unique slogan or motto. It reads like this: Three 'dates' a week or a broken heart. Hotchkiss is a fine fellow and means well but he can't be trusted away from home. While in Omaha at the Auto Show, he went into a restaurant for dinner and was waited on by a lady from Texas. She hovered around his chair and served him faithfully during the whole meal and afterwards assisted him with his overcoat. With an I'm- right-there-on-the-proper-stuff expres- sion, he handed her a Saturday Even- ing Post as a tip. Nobody cares for nobody, when no- body has no coin. ' CSignedD Broke Of all the boys I 've ever liked, I t's queer somehow or other They've always straightway asked me If they coitldn't be my brother. its mmnmuuuunuuuuuu 1 lo

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