University of Mississippi - Ole Miss Yearbook (Oxford, MS)

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March is the month of the independent slob. Suddenly, sorority coeds remember the faceless clods crammed into the men ' s dormitories. The reason—it ' s time for an ASB election. The little women lavish their warm and smiles on Boobs they wouldn ' t be caught dead with the rest of the year. Of course, the smile followed up with the usual political pitch Won ' t you consider Greta Grunch for ASB Secretary-- she ' s so qualified. But the sororities are not the only bunch to throw themselves at men in March. The Phi Delts are also pretty good at it-- except they do it all year long. Thanks Jack, I ' ll be through using the apartment in a couple of hours.

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Get that stupid grin off your face . . . . the polls closed five minutes ago. Let ' s face it folks. I ' m great.

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Hitler ' s alive and living in Argentina. A little dex goes a long way. Brotherhood is the byword at fraternity parties. Not only are frat men concerned for their brothers they also take care of the brother ' s dates. The stags ply the brother with booze until he can ' t see. Then they put him to bed and ply his date with booze. The distraught coed is grateful to be taken under wing after being abandoned by a drunk. Sometimes she ' s very grateful. The fraternity brother has mixed feelings. He ' s grateful that someone took his date home. He ' s not so grateful when he finds out the good brother has the little woman booked solid for the next three months.