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University of Miami - Ibis Yearbook (Coral Gables, FL)

 - Class of 1990

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University of Miami students are preoc- cupied with many important thoughts during the school year. Things like getting a tan in those hard-to- reach places, finding a parking space on occasion, and meeting that special someone for nine hours of insignificant passion. While all of these endeavors were ex- tremely meaningful to the livelihood of any- one who had ever walked the halls of the Merrick Building for five hours in a futile effort to find room 145.82L, one fetish still permeates the psyche of Miamils finest from midnight to midnight, Friday to Friday. The joy of six. It is probably safe to assume, knowing full well what you do when you llass-u-me , that 99.44 percent of those who carry a Cane Card with that awful mug you wouldnit show your hamster Bullwinkle also have carried a long neck at least once. By the way, the other .56 percent only leave their cubicles in Stan- ford Residential College to go to the 8:30 am. microdeathology lab and chew on grilled pancreasburgers at the 960 cafeterialslopatoe rium. In fact, Pete Rose might have been will- ing to lay the points and bet that on those special nights when drinking is condoned, like all seven of the week, a cup of barley and hops was more like a required part of the anatomy. Either a third arm that helps pull friends closer who know youlre buying or a third eye that has a foggy enough lens to spot that attractive member of the opposite sex regardless of his or her losing battle with Oxy 10. Sure, some students had made the social habit of beer drinking more of a religion than anything else. But all things considered, tab- bing the process of alcohol consumption as somethin g holy may be quite appropriate. For example, let i 3 take your average Miami female freshman from Exit Fourville, New J ersey who still had a boyfriend back in nearby Exit Threeville. Only minutes after scraping out a D-minus on her pre-med midterm, a class she had not attended since the last time the pool a; Student Life tphoto illustration by Tracy Mackl Onefetish still permeates the psyche of M iami's finest from midnight to midnight, Friday to Friday BY TODD WRIGHT

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