University of Miami - Ibis Yearbook (Coral Gables, FL)

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A R N Come one, come all, to the nation ' s largest college carnival, CARNI-GRAS! For three fun-filled days, the intramural field is trans- formed into a fantasyland where things you ' ve never dreamed of happen . . . put your friends in jail for a quarter, win a pizza for being a good kisser, and maybe find out what lurks in your future! The frats, sororities, organizations and depart- ments man the booths and make sure that not even a spring shower will stop the fun. w. balanoff 15

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m. leslie In the beginning the University of Miami created the Rathskeller. And the octagon shaped building stood void, dark and without purpose. In time the doors were opened to welcome the students who came to partake in food, wine and pleasure. And on the first day of the academic week, the University of Miami said that there must be entertainment to attract all who enjoy sports. A seven foot television screen was erected in order for Monday night football to be presented. And all the athletic minded folk gathered together to drink alcohol, get rowdy and cheer for their favorite football team. And the University of Miami saw that this was profitable. The University of Miami saw that a day was needed for recuperation and study. The second night was chosen for this task. Although the students did not choose to conform to this law, the University of Miami made an honest attempt. And the University of Miami saw that this was advantageous. On the third night the University of Miami said, Let there be a night where the alcohol bring forth abundantly every moving creature that hath life and they shall move to the sound of Disco. There will be drinking, singing and Disco dancing for those who wish to shake their booty. And the University of Miami saw that this was favorable. 17