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Designed and PUNTON-C 1 Kansas City, M Printed by I ARK PUBLISHING CO., N K Engravings by Teaclzcnor-Ha,rtberger C0 LUJIJP Svmlpvl 355 A YEAR BOOK OF THE Hniuvrziig Mrhiral Qlnllrgr K, J lguhlizhrh hg Ihr Gilman nf 'HH K37900 lIll!IIIHUIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIHII 3 0000 00177066 2.- TO THAT ELUSIVE, IOYFUL, LOYAL SPIRIT, LURKING SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE WALLS OF OLD U. M. C., THE CONTAGIOUSNESS OF WHICH HAS MADE OF ALL ITS STUDENTS TRUE "MEDICS,' AND OF ITS ALUMNI, SUCCESSFUL, HONORABLE PRACTITIONERS OF MEDICINE. THIS BOOK IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED. BY THE CLASS OF H Sgr Chrrrting AIIPpf, kinh frirnh, Thr "Svralprl," with Thr frrling that nrhatrurr itri hrfrrtu anh nrniuainnu, nnr rlama han hnnr itz brat. Affilig, an mr haur, mithnnt prrrrhrnt in nnr Glnllrgr, mr hnpr that mr haur giurn a nrnr inr-fight intn Thr rnllrgr lifr nf a mrhiral ntnhrnt anh Thr hnupital training nt nnrrirz. 3111 fllfllilig Thrnr pagra, mag gun hr- rnrnr hrttrr arqnaintrh with nn anil grt a glirnpzr UT' Thr fnn, lahnr anh rrnnltra ut' 1iT'r in thr Hninrrnitg !HHrhiral Glnllrgr. OB111' Alma iilllatvr Here's 'to our Alma Mater, The matchless U. M. C., Always first We rate her- First her sons shall ever be. Here's to our Year Book "Scalpel" Class of '09 U. M. C. To make it Without rival Qur aim shall surely be. Here's to our Foster Mother Indoinitable U. M. C. Honor to her as to no other, Each son doth pledge per se. Herels to our Alma Mater, Indefatigable U. M. C. Nor work, nor thought shall sate her, Till from disease her sons can free. VVe honor our Alma Mater, Matchless U. M. C. VVork, truer, nobler, greater, There can never be. -Clive E. F. Tiffany Uhr Svralpvl Staff BUTT BILLINGS FAIR JAMES NUTZ KIDD FARNER ROOKS 'HARKER POND HESS KILPATRICK TRUEBLOOD GETMAN GRIFFIN Uhr Svralpvl Staff HARRY J. HARRER... EUGENE A. POND .... R. P. PRICE, JR. ..... . PERCY E. JAMES 0. R. RQQKS ...... NORMAN W. GETMAN W. A. FAIR ............ R. C. TRUEBLOOD .... JOSEPH E. NUTZ ...... HARRY T. MORTGN.. A. E. BILLINGS ........ H. L. HESS ............ JERRY PARNER. .. G. A. KILPATRICK. l 1 N. A. RIDD ......... J NV. L. GRIFFIN ..... ERNEST BUTT ........ EXECUTIVE. .. . . . . . . . . . .Editor-in-Chief . .......... . ..... ....... B ilsiness Manager EDITORIAL. Assistant Business Manager ..... ...Advertising Manager . . . .Circulation Manager .. . Associate Editors . . . . .Historical Editor . . . . .Athletic Editor . . . .Idiosyncrasies . . . . .The Hospital . . . . . . . .The Faculty . . . . . Organization Editors . . . .Staff Photographer THE UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE J ',. J 7, . Z f, li A Ex N 2'-ZLHT-4 .7 V f .1 I i , JK V1 - E .i i : fy? i i 1 tiff fr' -2 1 as l ff r 2 l 4 l fl , Q , , . V u l T,'I"S11-1'-Cya. . HE task of gathering historical data has proven very difficult, as the "Scalpel" is the first college publication of its nature issued by the University Medical Col- lege, there was no complete collection of material. The following had to be gleaned from many sources, and as no two persons ever see things alike the differences had to be blended together into one harmonious whole. Yet in order that the hundreds that have gone to every clime and country from her hon- ored walls together with the present trustees, faculty, students, and future generations of friends may have a b-rief yet authentic report of the inception and development of U. M. C., a painstaking effort has been made to incorporate material only from the most reliable sources. Worthy mention must be made of Drs. Tiffany, Davis, Snell, Logan, Jackson, Allen, Punton and James, who are among the contributors to this article. It was in the winter of 1880 a dozen or more years after the organization of Kan- sas City's first medical college that the need of another school became apparent to a number of doctors almost simultaneously. The course of instruction given at that time by the already established school consisted only of two short years of five or six months each. Both classes listened to the same lectures up to Christmas time, when it was said, the juniors were sent home and seniors quizzed till March when they were graduated. Kansas City was booming in those days and the little city at the mouth of the Kaw was fast developing into the metropolis of the West. The rapidly growing city on one hand and the very limited facilities for medical instruction on the other were the most important factors th-at called for the organization of a new and better equipped school of medicine. Several plans were inaugurated but before any of them could be executed something broader, larger and better was presented till in the latter part of the winter of 1880 a, new school was launched with eighteen of the most up-to-date doc- tors of Kansas City as charter members. Among them were Drs. Tiffany, Davis, Snell, J. W. Jackson, J. P. Jackson, Hereford, Lewis, O'Connor, Buxton, Campbell, Elston, Mil- ler, Eggers, Adams, Berger, Jameson and Sawyer. Dr. Buxton is now in New Jersey, Dr. Campbell in Joplin, Mo., Dr. Sawyer in Los Angeles, Cal. Drs. Tiffany and Davis, the only founders who are yet as-sociated with the school, and Dr. Snell remain in Kan- sas City. The rest having passed to the beyond. The above named gentlemen formed themselves into a sort of stock company each one putting S800 into the treasury with which the first building was erected, and an assessment of S5 per month each was made to pay running expenses. McGee streets, under the The corner stone was laid July 29, 1881, at Twelfth and auspices of the Masonic Fraternity. The Rev. Dr. C. C. Wood, acting Grand Master for K' P esident of the the state of Missouri, was Master of Ceremonies. D-r. Willis P. ing, r Missouri State Medical Society made an interesting and witty address. Another speak- ' an at- er was Henry P. White, afterwards lecturer of Medical Jurisprudence. There was tendance of three thousand people, and thus under very favorable circumstances the ' 1 1. f d first building, which was completed in December, was begun. Di. Henry F. Here or . J. R. Snell the first dean. The new school was to be named the HUniversity of Kansas City," having literary and other departments as well as medi- cal. Thus it continued until 1888 when it became necessary in order to own and control the property to change the charter to that of a medical school only. The school of law and oratory were discontinued. The first building being sold, a lot at its present site, Tenth and Campbell, was purchased and a part of the present building erected. The re- organized school was christened, "University Medical College," the name being sug- gested by one of the trustees who was a graduate -of University Medical College of New York. The first set of officers after the reorganization were: President, J. W. Jackson, Dean, James P. Jackson, Secretary, Emory Lamphear, and Treasurer, Geo. W. Davis. was the first president, Dr The first course of instruction was given during the winter of 1881 and 1882. The first class consisting of twenty-five students, and from the first day to the present time the school has made a constant and material growth, until today she stands high among medical colleges of the West, and well she may, for the more than twelve hundred men that have gone from the h-alls of U. M. C. have proven a success. They have been up to date at the time they have gone forth, they have been practical men, they have been both scientists and artists, they have been an honor to the medical profession and to their Alma Mater, they have been loyal to the school that sent them forth and their success and loyalty have turned the attention of the young men contemplating a medi- cal course to investigate and later to enter University Medical College. On the other hand the men who have been supervising the school during its growth have endeavored to keep the school abreast the times- in medical education. Of these, in addition to its founders, only a few names can be mentioned for lack of space. Among them are J. M. Allen, the second president, Dr. C. A. Ritter, the present treasurer, Dr. S. C. James, dean from 1901 to 19017, Dr. Geo. Halley, professor of surgery, Dr. Jabez Jackson, the present president, Dr. James E. Logan, the present dean, Dr. Walter M. Cross, present curator, and Drs. Albert H. Cordier, J. M. Frankenburger and Jno. Punton trustees. Their works will be mentioned elsewhere in this volume. Dr. C. F. Wainwright, formerly dean, is now professor of clinical diagnosis in the Post Graduate School of New York. Likewise Dr. S. G. Gant, formerly professor of rectal diseases, is now occupying the same chair in the school mentioned above. Dr. Claude Hamilton, professor of chemis- try, was elected city chemist, and owing to his enthusiasm in his special work was in his own laboratory infected by the germs of phthisis, and died- as a result. Dr. Sam Dennett, at one time lecturer on anesthetics, has climbed to the top in his specialty, be- ing employed at fabulous prices by the best surgeons of New York, where he has amassed ErVaJS5biCLr'iI1n.e. llbrs. J. and J. P. Jackson, brothers, former being the father of our Kas, and fi-gr aiescgnfgsisalblgslliieclwlssssgjmitalsf forf-the Missouri Pacific Railway at Garnett, a few of these as an evidence of the kgmd im If at Kgnsas CIW' MO' I only mention and as the primary reason for her succless? afllhoimdauton on Whlchiu C' 15 builded, quantity. As a result of which five or six .ea ew mohto has been quahty Tamer than ting U' M. C.. on an equal Stalidino with Oyh rs aio w en the standard was raised, put- mation in one year nearly one h s er co eges of the American Medical Asso- f undred men, who sought admission without sufficient 's. qualifications, were turned away. Likewise from year to year scores of undesirable ap- plicants havelbeen refused admittance, but the enrollment has been well maintained by drawing a more select class of students than could have been induced to enter a school of a lower standard. U. M. C. has never been a "trailer" but always up with the times, often taking the lead in the move for better medical education. The first training school in the West for nurses was established by the trustees of U. M. C., likewise the first obstetrical clinic in the state was established in 1890 by Dr. L. A. Berger, then professor of obstetrics. Again she was the first school in this section of the country, with one exception, to extend the length of each year's work to eight months. All of this growth and development has not come without much toil and sacrifice, many times 'strife and contention almost to the point of disruption, but today harmony and peace prevails and the institution stands as a monument to the men who have striven, toiled and sacrificed. The good accomplished for suffering humanity both directly and indirectly by University Medical College and University Hospital can never be estimated, and of the future a brighter horizon never dawned. With proper management she should receive endowment sufficient to place her on a par with the best medical schools of the land. Long life and prosperity to old U. M. C. TI-IE THREE FOUNDERS NOW REMAINING IN KANSAS CITY. FLAVEL B. TIFFANY J. R. SNELL GEO. W. DAVIS JABEZ N. JACKSON, A.M., M.D 0l9ur Elgrvnihrnt --. JABEZ N. JACKSQN, A.lXl., M11 Professor of P1'Z.lZCZ'17ICS and Pl'GCZLl'CC of Sz11'gc1'y cmd Clilzical Szz1'ge1'y. lntimately connected with the history of U. M. C., has been that of the Jack- son family. Among the founders were Dr. J. W. Jackson and his brother, P. jackson. For years they worked to make the institution a success, and as their names passed into history their son and nephew, Jabez N. jackson, came into prominence as one of our leading physicians and surgeons. Dr. jackson obtained his bachelor degree in 1889 and his master degree in ,QO, from Central College, Fayette, Mo., where he was well known as an enthusiastic leader among the students. Graduating from U. M. C. in 1891, he accepted a position as Demonstrator of Anatomy. In 1895 he was given the Chair of Anatomy, which he filled for the succeeding three years with his own characteristic ability. From 1898 to 1900 he held the Chair of Surgical Anatomy and Adjunct Professor of Surgery. Since that time he has very ably filled the Chair of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Since 1892 Dr. Jackson has been a member of the board of trustees and for the present year has served as president of the college. During his college career he aided in founding the Aesculapian Society and has since become an honorary member of the CID B TI fraternity. From 1894-IQO3 he held the rank of Major and Surgeon, Third Regiment, N. G. M., Major and Brigade Surgeon U. S. V. in charge of Second Division Hospital, Twenty-fifth Army Corps in Spanish-American service. During his career as a physician and surgeon, Dr. Jackson has been a member of and has held various offices in Kan- sas City Academy of Medicine, Jackson County and Missouri State Medical So- cieties, American Medical .Association and Medical Association of the Southwest. JAMES E. LOGAN, M.D., LL. D QBLII' Evan JAMES E. LOGAN, MD., LL.D. 'Professor of Diseases of Nose, Throat and Clinical Otology. There is probably no position on the faculty of a medical college so fraught with trials as that of Dean. To him must the student body look for all favors Mediator is he between student and faculty. He it is who must greet the incom- ing Freshmen and bid farewell to the Senior. His is to guard for four years the student, thus protecting and building up the school. Responsible to the trustees as well as to the public is the Dean, and tactful indeed is he who, as sponsor for his college, can retain the respect and even the affections of every student, and at the same time always keep in view first and foremost the welfare of the institu- tion. Such, however, has been the history of many past incumbents of the office. to whom the student body look back as the students' friend, and lacking in none of these qualities is our present Dean, Dr. james E. Logan. Dr. Logan received his preliminary education in the Universities of Kentucky and Missouri, obtaining tlie degree of LL. D. from the State Normal of Arkansas. In 1883 he graduated as valedictorian of his class at the University Medical College. The year 1883-84 was spent in Relleview Medical College, New York. Five years following this were spent as Professor of Physiology in the Uni- versity Medical College. During the years 1890-1908 Dr. Logan held the Chair of Laryngology, Rhinology and Qtology, having also filled the position of Pres- ident from 1899 to 1907, being elected to the present office in the spring of 1907. As a student Dr. Logan was a member of Beta Theta Pi Fraternity and XE Society, having since been elected an honorary member of CID B II. Since entering the practice of medicine he has become identified with the Kansas City Academy of Medicine, Jackson County Medical Society, Missouri State Medical Society, American Congress of Physiology and Surgery, American Laryngological, Rhin- -ological and Otological Society, and the American Otological Society. Grantee Q , if ff, W-,,,,,,,, . DR. FLAVEL B. TIFFANY, A.M., M.D. Professor of Opflzalmology and Otoiogy. Flavel B. Tiffany was born in Cicero, N. Y., in the days When the school systems of our land were yet undeveloped. He was one of the first graduates of the State University of Minnesota and entering Ann Arbor from there, graduated in medicine in 1874. Since that time Dr. Tiffany has spent much time in the schools and clinics of London, Berlin, Paris and Vienna, specializing on Qpthalmology, Qtology and Laryngology. After locating in Kansas City in 1878, he aided in founding the University Medical Col- lege, in which he has ably filled the Chair of Opthalmology and Qtology to the present time. The doctor is the author of "Diseases of the Eye," "Anomalies of Refraction and Accommodationi' and 6'The Qculist's Record Booksf, He has also been an active member of the State Medical Societies of Missouri, Kansas and Qklahoma: the American Medical Association, International Medical Congress, the American Microscopical Society, etc. At present time Dr. Tiffany is one of three of the founders of the college living in Kansas City. Cifruaivv JOHN PUNTON, M.D. Professor' of Nertfozzs and ilfeizml Diseases. Perhaps the only man on our faculty who can claim foreign parentage as well as foreign birth, is one of our trustees, Dr. John Punton. Dr. Punton received his early education in England. Coming to America, he graduated from Miami Medical College, Cincinnati O., and from Ann Arbor. D n n u . 1 45 4 , u I . Continuing his studies with all the thoroughness of a tvbical Englishman, he took b . b - 6 1 post graduate work in New York and Europe. Locating in Kansas City in the early years of her history as a center of medical learning, he became connected with University Medical College as Pro- fessor of Nervous and Mental Diseases, also teaching Clinical Neurology at the Kansas City General flospital. :Xs a teacher he has always held the esteem and admiration of his students and among the trustees his work has always had an important place. He is one of our oldest honorary PES and is also honorary member of CID B H, Neurologist to Frisco and Kansas City Southern Railway Hospitals and has always been closely allied with the American Neurological Society tLimitedj, American Psychological Society CLimitedj, ,Tackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies and Academy of Medicine. Grimm x G. W. DAVIS, M.D. 1 I Professor of GC7ZI'f0-Ul'Z"llGl'3' cmd V61ZC7'6UZ Diseases. Une other of our founders still holds position on the board of trustees. Dr. Davis is a graduate of University of Vermont and Ft. Edwards Classical Insti- tute in 1876. He took post graduate work in New York Polyclinic and New York Hosiptal Service. Dr. Davis has had a wide variety of experience in the practice of medicine. First as a general practitioner, next as a dermatologist and as a specialist on Genito-Urinary diseases, he has demonstrated his ability in the heal- ing art. In 1882 he joined with several fellow practitioners and by their united efforts, they built up the college of which we are so proud. For the past 27 years he has engaged especially in treatment of Genito-Urinary diseases, which he now teaches in this college, and is today connected with the principal medical societies of this section of the country. Ziruaivv SAMUEL C. JAMES, M.D. Professor of P1'Iillc'I'f7fCS and Pl'ClLNfl.CC of ilJcvdz'cz'710 and CfZ"1'l,l'CGl ll'fCC7TI'C'li7IC'. Mihile the founders of our school were struggling to build up an institution which should stand foremost in the ranks of medical colleges of the Middle VVest, Destiny was preparing one who, coming to us later, was to hold for six years the reins of government and, by his tactful and firm rule, guide through the second great crisis of her history this child of their labors. Dr. james graduated from Rush Medical College in 1882. Locating in Kansas City, his superior qualities were soon recognized by all, and he was given the Chair of Principles and Practice of Medicine of the ".Voman's Medical College. Later he accepted the same chair in U. M. C., which position he now fills. Since coming to Kansas City he has served as president of the Association of American Medical Colleges, chairman of medical section Southwest Medical Association, dean of U. M. C., Igor-1907. He is also a member of the EE society, fb B II fraternity, State and Providential Boards of North America, Missouri Valley, Missouri State and Jackson County Medical Societiesg fellow of Kansas City Academy of Medicine and is an ex-member of the State Board of Health. Glruntee I T-MX i l I C. A. RITTER, M.D., TREASURER. Professor of Obsfcfzics. Graduate of Indiana Medical College, 1877. Post graduate New York and Chicago. Such has been the preparation for the practice of medicine of our treas- urer, Dr. Ritter. Thorough in preparation as he was, he has been no less efficient in his work. Taking up Obstetrics as a specialty, he was given the chair of clin- ical obstetrics on the faculty of U. M. C., and for the last ten years the graduates of the school have shown in their successful practice the indelible seal of Dr. Rita-- ter's tireless energy. As a student he was an active member of the Phi Delta Theta, being later elected to honorary membership in Aesculapian Society and CID B TI. "VVatchdog of the Treasury" would be expressive of his work as a trustee, for while no one could be more eager for up-to-date equipment, he has by his Won- derful financial capabilities protected the institution in every case and bor l U ue ier successfully through every crisis. As a member of the profession the doctor is identified with the Jackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies Academy of Medicine, A ' X. A merican Medical Association, and holds the chair of Obstetrics in the Unversity Hospital 1 raining School. T Q Grantee A. H. CORDIER, M.D. Professor of P1'aCf1'c'c of SIZl'g'CI'5' and Clizzifal Szzrgcry. Not of foreign birth, but from among a people with as marked characteristics of honor and energy, comes another member of the lloard of Trustees. Dr. Cor- dier was born in Kentucky in 1859. Graduating from Medical Department of University of Louisville in 1881, he spent three succeeding years in Pelleview Hospital Medical College, where he graduated in 1884, after which he served an interneship there. Cfoing to Philadelphia he spent one year with Dr. -loseph Price in Clinical and Abdominal surgery. After practicing several years in McPherson, Kas., he located in Kansas City in 1892, teaching Abdominal Surgery in Kansas City Medical College for six years, being elected to the same chair in U. M. C. in 1899. ln IQO4 Dr. Cordier accepted the Chair of Principles and Practice of Sur- gery ancl Clinical Surgery, which he now fills in this institution. In 1896 he was elected presdent of the Tri-State Medical Society, also having been elected in ,QS as the First Vice-President of American Association of Gb- stetricians and Gynaecologists. Again in 1901 he was elected President of the Mississippi Valley Medical Association, and in 702 was chairman of Secton of Diseases of Wiomen and Obstetrics of American Medical Association at ther meet- ing in Columbus, O. llesides his connection with the C. M. C.. Ur. Cordier is now Chief Surgeon out li. C., M. K U. Railway and Consulting Surgeon to Prisco System. MZ Efruztve WALTER M. CRQSS, A.B., MD., CURATQR. P1'0fc'ss0r of Chem1'st1'y. NVell imprinted on the memory of every student is his first meeting with Dr. Cross, the curator of University Medical College. The man, known to all for his open, frank expression of disapproval for your misdoings, and quick approval of good, earnest Work, has for many years held the utmost respect of the student body, as Well as their sincere affection, by his evident love of fairness, and his appreciation of true, self-reliant effort. Guardian of the private interests of the school is at all times a position full of difficulties, and here has Dr. Cross shown his true worth. He graduated from K. U., obtaining his A B degree there in ISQQ Enterin . . g . g U. M. C., he graduated in 1902, having been an active worker in the FE, society T . . . . . , . . . aking up his favorite line of Work, he has, since 99, filled the position of Prog fessor of Chemistry, and has taught the subject as only Dr. Cross can teach 't. In 1 IQO4 he accepted the office of City Chemist, which he holds at the present time. As a student at K. U. he was a member of the Phi Beta Ka a d ltl h r pp an a ioug connected with medical societies, his active society work is mostly confined to American Society of Chemists. Grimm J. M. FRANKENBURGER, MD., SECRETARY. Professor of PI'Z.71C'Z'f9lCS of Szzrgcry. Dr. Frankenburger graduated in medicine at Kansas Medical College in the spring of 1393. For two years succeeding he demonstrated his ability as a prac- titioner in New Mexico, after which he took post graduate work in the New York Post Graduate School in 1895. Locating in Kansas City, he was given the Chair of Rectal Surgery and Principles of Surgery, which he has filled with character- istic ability up to the present time. Since his identification with the college he has always been one of the lead- ers in every movement which looked to the betterment and improvement of the educational facilities of the school. At present he holds the office of Secretary of the University Medical College and Manager of the University Hospital, honorary member of the Aesculapian Society and 111 A, and is a member of Kansas City Academy of Medicine, 'lackson County Medical Society, Missouri State Medical Society, Southwestern Medical Society and American Medical Society. J. M. ALLEN, AM., MD., LL.D., Professor of Diseases of the Abdonzevz and Teacher in Dispezzsory Clfifzrzfe. So intimately has Dr. Allen been asso- ciated with the college for the last twenty- five years that he almost seems to be the father of the school. Joining the founders of the college, he put his shoulder to the wheel and aided in bringing the institution through many crises in the early history when difficulties beset them on every side. Dr. Allen obtained his literary degrees at Vlfilliam Jewell College and his M.D. at St. Louis Medical in 1854. For four years previous to foundingof U. M. C. he taught Practice of Medicine at M. S. U., after which he accepted the chair of Clinical Medicine, which he still teaches. He was one of the active founders of E and is an honorary member of Q1 B II. ln 1854 he aided in organizing Clay County Medical Society, also in reorganization of Missouri State Medical Society in 1866. He was one of the founders of K. C. District Medical Society in '73. In each of these societies he served as the first President, and is one of the oldest members of the American Medical Association, having joined in 1858 at Louisville, Ky. GEORGE HALLEY, M.D. Professor of Practice of Surgery and Clin- ical Surgery. Dr. Halley graduated from the Univer- sity of Toronto, Canada, in 1869. Coming to Kansas City, he accepted the Chair of Anatomy in the Kansas City Medical Col- lege, where he taught, until 1890, when he 1 became identified with U. M. C., taking the chair that he now holds. Dr. Halley is chief surgeon for the Q. 81 K. C. Rail- P' way and consulting surgeon of the A. T. Sz S. F. Railway. He is a member of the Jackson County and Missouri State Med- ical Societies, the Southwest Surgical and Gynecological Society and the Association of Military Surgeons. Fi CLAY S. MERRIMAN, M. D. Professor of Diseases of Clz.z'Ia'1'c1rz. Dr. Merriman has also the pleasure of returning to his alma mater, which he left in 1887. However, he comes now, not as a child seeking knowledge, but to teach to other children the diseases of children and since 1888 has the chair of pediatrics been ably filled by him. As a student he engaged in active work with the 1E Society. Since his return as an instructor he has been elected to honorary membership in db B II Fraternity. He is also a member of Alumni Association, as well as being affil- iated yvith Jackson County, Missouri State, Southwestern and American Medical So- cieties I. PHILLIP KANOKY, MD. .Professor of Deruzcztology. Fortunate indeed is the student of U. M. C. in having such an instructor as Ol. Phillip Kanoky to guide him through the mazes of dermatology, where so many pitfalls are laid for the unsuspecting practitioner. Dr. Kanoky is a graduate of Kansas City Med- ical College, Kansas City, Mo., in class of '81, and received post graduate training in Vienna, leaving there in 1883. He is a mem- ber of the Kansas City Academy of Med- icine, of which he was president in IQOCQ jackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies and American Medical Associa- tion. ARTHUR E. HERTZLER, A.M., Ph.D., M.D., Professor' of Diseases of lfV07'llU7Z and Clin- , ical Gynecology. ' Dr. Hertzler received his preliminary ed- ucation in Southwest Kansas College, and took his Master's and Ph.D. degrees from lllinois VVesleyan University in 1896. He then entered the Medical Department of Northwestern University and after receiv- ing his M. D., studied anatomy and surgery in Berlin. Coming to Kansas City, he ac- cepted the Chair of Histology and Pathol- ogy in U. M. C. in 1902, Surgical Pathology and Experimental Surgery being added in 1904. Resigning this chair in 1907, he ac- cepted the Chair of Gynecology. Dr. Hertzler is a member of the Western Surgical Association, the American Anatomical Association, American Academy of Medicine, American Microscopical Society and the local county and state societies. 5X X DAVID l. WHITE, LL. D., Professor of .Medical fu1'1'sp1'aclence. MT- White, the representative on our fac- ulty of the legal profession, graduated from the loavvtdepartment of the University of Virginia in 1901. While in college he joined the X CID fraternity, and is a member of the Alabama and Missouri Bar Associations. , s. GROYER IZLTRNETT, AM., 11.13. Professor of Clzmcal Neurology and H119- X fology and Ajvplzbrz' 1q'lZC7fOllZy of the Cmzfrcil Ncmozzs Sysfcnz. Dr. llurnett was educated at the Uni- versity of New York, and immediately upon receiving his medical degree took up the special study of Neurology under Profs. Landon, Carter, Gray and Neuro. ln 1889-'90, and also in '97-'98, he took post- graduate work at the New York Post-Grad- uate Medical School and Hospital and the New York Polyclinic. For four years he was connected with Neurological Clinics in New York city, and for four years he was assistant superintendent of the Long Island Home of New York for Mental and Nerv- ous Diseases and lnebriety. In 1890 he came to Kansas City and ac- cepted the chair of Mental and Nervous Diseases in the Kansas City Medical College. Later he was President of the Columbian Medical College, which he resigned to accept the chair in U. M. C., which he now occupies. Dr. Burnett is one of the founders of the Kansas City Academy of Medicine, ex-President of the Medical Society of the Missouri Yalley, Member of the New York Post-Graduate Clinical Society and all the local, state and national medical societies. 15. 11, ZWART, 11.13. Professor of P1'z'1zrz'jvZ0s and Pracficfc of 1lf0a'z'c1'1zc' and Clizziccil 1lfcc1'1'c1'1zU. A graduate of St. Louis Medical College in 1381 g Post Graduate College, New York, 1903. Dr. Zwart has long been engaged in teaching various branches of medicine. From 1897 to 1901 the College of Physi- cians and Surgeons of Kansas City, Kas., secured his services as professor of Prin- ciples and Practices of Medicine. ln that year he took the chair of Physical Diagnosis in Lf. M. C., which he filled till IQOS, since which time he has filled the chair of Prac- tice of Medicine in this school. Dr. Zwart is a member of Kansas City Academy of Medicine, jackson County, Missouri State and National Medical Societies. W. F. MORROVV, M.D. Professor of Principals of Siwgery. Prominent in all affairs of a professional nature is the name of W. F. Morrow. For the past ten years he has been active- ly engaged in teaching various branches of medicine. He is a graduate of Missouri Medical College of St. Louis. His work in the educational field has been broad, having been President of Columbian 'Medical Col- lege and Professor of Surgery in Medico- Chirugical College, holding the same posi- tion in U. M. C. at the present time, and for years a member of Missouri State Board of Health. Dr. Morrow is an honorary member of F3 Society and an active worker in the jackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies, Academy of Medicine and Na- tional Tuberculosis Association, and Sur- geon to C., M. 81 St. P. Ry. SAMUEL C. AYRES, A.M., M.D. Professor of P1'rz'izcz'pZes of Siirggyy, .Dr. Ayres graduated from the Univer- sity of Louisville in 1883 and took his Mas- ter's degree later at Center College of Dan- ville. Ky. Since coming to Kansas City he has been made Chief Surgeon Of the Kansas City Southern Railway Co. Dr. Ayres is an honorary member of E and fl, B H and is a member of the Kansas City Academy of Medicine, Jackson County Medical Society, American Medical Asso- ciation and American Association of Rail- way Surgeons. HQXVARD HILL, M.D. Professor of S111'gz'caZ Aazatonzy. Dr. Hill graduated from the Kansas Med- ical College in ISQS and almost immediately accepted tl1e cl1air of a11aton1y in tl1e Med- ico-Chirurgical College of Kansas City. From 1900 to 1903 he taught surgical an- atomy in the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Kansas City, Kas., when he accepted the same chair in U. M. C. He is a member of the Kansas City Academy of Medicine, the jackson County Medical So- ciety, the Missouri State Medical Society, Southwestern Medical Society, American Anatomical Society, VVestern Surgical and Gynaecological Association and the American Medical Association. zo tssof vgztzzc am lccCIIfZi'Z,'C ilfC'CliZ'CI.lZC. Since 1904 Dr. Freyman l1as yearly dem- onstrated l1is ability as ai1 instructor along this, one of the most important branches of practical medicine. He comes to us as a graduate of Cincinnati Medical College in the class of '74, and his work here shows the earnest preparation and effort for which he is well known among members of the med- ical profession. As a11 honorary member of the Aesculapian Society he has been a source of much help to us. His work in medical societies has been confined chiefly to the 9113016011 County Medical Society, of which he was president, 1900-1901, and the Missouri State Medical Society. gs JoHN L. Ro1aiNsoN, MD. Professor of Pl'Zi7lC'Z'f7fC,? and Practice of M8dfC1l'l16 and Clinical Medicine. Dr. Robinson was a member of the third class to be graduated from U. M. C., and later took post graduate work in New York city. Prior to ISQO he served as dean and Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine in Columbian Medical College of Kansas City. Upon consolidation of this school with the Medico-Chirurgical College he was elected to the same chair which he filled until IQO4. In this year he became affiliated with the U. M. C. Dr. Robinson is a member of the Jackson County and Mis- souri State Medical Societies and the Amer- ican Medical Association. GEO L YORLERG PhG MD P7'0f6S.50l 0 Diseases 0 lV011ze1za1zd Clin George P Norberg giaduated at K U 111 1893, obtaining there his Ph G degree I ,Q7 the received his doctoi s degree at U M C, From 19oi to IQO3 he served on the faculty as Adiunct Professor of Gynecol ogy, taking complete charge of that chair from I9o3 to IQO6 Since that time Dr Norberg has filled the chair of Professor of Diseases of Woiiieii and Clinical Gynecol ogy. As a student D1 Norbeig was a member of EE Society and CD B H Pra ternitx As a phx sician he has become al 11651 yiqth lack on County Missouri State Southwestern Medical Societies Mississippi Valley and American Nledical Associations 1 ZA Q. L. M'lilLLllf', BLD. Professor of Pfzynrcil DI'C1g'lIOSl.S. Dr. Rlcliillip received his early education in Ohio and graduated in medicine at U. M. C. in 1903. ln all college and society vvork he has been an active supporter of every movement which would tend to advance either the interests of the student or the school. As a student he was a member of the .-Xesculapian Society and CD B II Fra- ternity. For the past three years he has filled the chair of Physical Diagnosis and is now a member of Missouri State and lack- son County Medical Societies, and Academy of Medicine, besides being an active mem- lg. lil. MILLER, MD. P1'0fcs.r01' of Pmtlzology, Histology and Bactcrz'0I0g3'. Dr. Miller is probably the youngest man on our faculty, so far as length of service is concerned, but in matters pathological he is already recognized as an authority. linoxvn to many of us as Leslie Miller he graduated from U. M. C. in 1907 as vale- dictorian of his class and having for several years previously been an assistant in the pathological department. he was at once given the chair of Pathology, Bacteriology and Histology. ber of the Alumni Association. 5PHX HERMAN D. JEROVVITZ, M.D. Professor of Materia Medica and P1'csc1'1'p- fZOlZ W1'iz't11zg'. Dr. Jerowitz graduated from U. M. C. in 1891. After obtaining his degree he taught Chemistry, Materia Medica and Therapeu- tics, and Clinical Pediatrics in VVoman's Medical College of Kansas City. For the past several years he has filled the chair of Materia Medica and Prescription Wfriting rn U. M. C. and served as Pediatrist to Mercy Hospital. He is a member of American Medical As- sociation, Missouri State, Jackson Countv and Missouri Yalley Medical Societv. J I'7l'0fC.3S0l 07 lfnfeiza !Wedzca and fheza Dr. Wfheeler s prelrmrnarx education was obtained rn the Missouri State Normal and the State University Entering efferson Medical College of Philadelphia he grad nated rn 1885 and later came to Kansas City. Por several xears he has been rdentr fied with the teachrnof force of U M C handling h s subject rn a scholarlv manner He is an honorarv member of the E So ciety and 111 A fratern1t5 He is a member of the ackson Conntv Medical Socretv Missouri State Xledrcal Society and the American Xledrcal Association A. MILLER, MD. Adjzzzzcff Pfofcssoz' of ilfiiteiiai Medica. Dr. Miller conies to us as adjunct profes- sor of inateria niedica from our sister city, having' graduated froni NVashington Uni- yersity. Locating in Kansas City, he ac- cepted the chair of Materia Medica and Therapeutics in Kansas City Medical Col- lege, where he taught froni 1896 to 1904, since which year he has been affiliated with U. M. C. as adjunct professor of Materia Medica. Dr. Miller carries on active work in jackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies and Anierican Medical Associa- tion. ST. ELMO SANDERS, M.D., flCfj'IlllCf Pl'OfCSSOl' of flzzazfonzy and Assisi'- iizzf to Clzczii' of Sznfgery. Dr. Sanders is a graduate from U. M. C. in the class of igoo, and at present is serv- ing his second terni as City Physician. Dr. Sanders is a ineniher of EE and an honorary nieinher of CD A. He is a nieinher of the jackson County and Missouri State Medical Societies and the American Medical Asso- ciation. E. A. BURKHARDT, MD. Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics. Dr. Burkhardt is a member of the staff of the Florence Crittendon Homeg member of Kansas City Academy of Medicine, Mis- souri State, lackson County and Southwest- ern Medical Societies, American Medical Association and FE.. Dr. llurkhardt graduated from U. M. C. in 1900 and since that time has risen into prominence through his well known abil- ities as a physician. He has always been identified with every movement tending to build up the medical profession. I P HENDERSUN M D Adjzmcf Professor of Azzoromy and Assisi- ant ro Chair of Surggry, After remaining several years in the Uni- versity of Missouri Dr. Henderson entered the University Medical College, from which he graduated in IQO3. He is a member of the fb A C9 and the CD A fraternities. He has been adjunct professor of anatomv and assistant to the chair of surgery in the' Uni- versity Medical College for several years. He is a member of the American Medical Association, the Missouri State Medical So- ciety and the jackson County Medical So- ciety. FREDERICK M. LQNVE, Sli. MID. rlSSUtiI'C7ILU Pzwfcsxol' of Plziysiology. Dr. Lowe received his degree troni Har- vard University in 1395. He then entered Rush Medical College, Chicago, and grad- uated in the class of 1903. He is a nieni- ber ot the A Y the CID P E and the A Q A fraternities. He becaine Associate Profes- sor of Physiology in the University Medical College in 1907. He is a nieniber ot the Jackson County Medical Society and the American Medical Association. Y JOHN M LXXC bDXLL M D. Lc'c'fzz1't'1' on GC1IliZL0-Cf!'lilZU7'3' Szzrgcry. Dr. Langsdale graduated troin Missouri Medical College, St. Louis, Mo., in 1873 and post-graduate schools of New York and Chicago. Since leaving school he has spent thirteen years teaching genito urinary sur- gery. which chair he now holds in our school. Founder and for several years ed- itor of the "Lancet," he has been inuch be- fore the public eye, 'having been coroner from iggo to 1895 and city physician from IQOI to ioog, ineinber of jackson County and Missouri Medical Societies and Ainer- ican Medical Association. 1. THOMAS PITTAM, Ph.G., MD. Lccttwef' 011 Plmlfilzczcy. Dr. Pittam received his Ph.G. degree from the Northwestern School of Phar- macy, St. joseph, Mo., in 1895. He grad- uated from U. M. C. in 1902 and took post graduate work at Rush Medical College. He is a member of the Jackson County Med- ical Society. , HARRY D. HELLER, M. D. Lectzzrcr 071 Avzacsthezfics and Assisfavzt to Chair of Mcdrz'cri1ze. So intimately connected with the athletic history of our school has Dr. Heller been that to anyone attending U. M. C. any length of time, the name seems like that of an old acquaintance and generally in com- mon conversation the rules of professional etiquette are forgotten and he is spoken of as Harry, or Heller. Dr. Heller graduated from U. M. C. in IQOO, after making a rec- ord in football that is seldom duplicated. During this time he was also an active mem- ber of E and fb B II. The Academy of Medicine, Jackson County and Missouri State Medical So- cieties all claim him as an earnest member. H. N. IENNETT, gxro. Lfrctzzrcr 011 EilIb1'3'0IOgQ'j' and Life fizszzr- ance Efaimzzaizoizs. Dr. .lennett comes to us as a graduate from the normal of our oxyn state at Wlar- rensburg, Mo. Graduating from U. M. C. in 1900, lie accepted the chair of embryol- ogy on our faculty, holding the same today in addition to which lie also now lectures on Life lnsurance Examination. He is a member of the Jackson County Medical So- ciety, Missouri State and American Medical Associations. As a student lie was a loyal :li 4 . CJ. H. McCANlDLESS, MD L0c'fz11'c1' 011 .Ef6'ciff'0-TilC1"Ui7CllfliCS ani X-Ray. O. H. McCandless attended Empoim Col lege previous to his studying medicine He then entered the University Medical Col lege and graduated in the class of 1901 He is an honorary member of the CID A fm ternity. He has devoted his life to tlie study ot electro-tlierapeutics, and has been tlie lecturer on Electro-Tlierapeutics and X Ray in tlie University Medical College since IQOS. Dr. McCandless is a member of the Missouri State Medical Society, the jackson County Medical Society and tlie Roentffen Ray Society, U. S. A. M. P. OYERHOLSER, M.D. Lccfzzrcz' 011 Hematology. V Dr. Qverholser graduated from the Kan- sas City Medical College in 1884 and later took post-graduate work in the Chicago Polyclinic and Chicago Post' Graduate School. Wfhile a resident of Harrisonville, Mo., Dr. Uverholser comes to Kansas City every week to appear before his class. He is a member of the Cass County Medical Society, the Missouri State Medical Society and the American Medical Association. GEO. W. THQMPSON, BS., MD. Lcctzzrcr 011 Post llfO7'fL'IlL De11z01z5f1'az'z'01z. Dr, Thompson received his B. S. degree from the University of Texas in 1897. Com- ing to Kansas City he entered the Medico- Chirurgical College, graduating in Iooo, and later took post graduate work in the New York Polyclinic. He taught physiol- ogy. for three years in the Medico-Chirur- gical and since IQO3 has occupied the chair olf Post Mortem Demonstrations in U. M. C. He is now serving his second term as county coroner. Dr. Thompson is a mem- ber of the jackson County Medical Societv and the Missouri State Medical Society. Y H6 if Q ' M -9 5 .5, A ..,.L -fy, in X C. H. ROBERTS, Ll. S., M.D. Lvvfzzrcz' 011 Gcfzzfo-U1'z'mi1'y and Veizereczl Dzscascfs. Dr. Roberts received his bachelor's de- gree from the University of Cincinnati, and later graduated from the Qhio lXledical Col- lege. He has been on the faculty or U. M. C. for eight years and is an honorary mem- ber of E and CID A. He is a member of the Kansas City Academy of Medicine, the Jackson County Medical Society, the Mis- souri State Medical Society, the Southwest- ern Medical Society and the American Uro- C. C. CQNQVER, M.D. Lcczfzzrcr on Practice of ilIca'z'cz'1zc. . Dr. Conover entered the University of Missouri in 1895 and after remaining there for several years he took up the study ot medicine in the University Medical Col- lege and graduated in the class of IQOI. He has been lecturer on the practice of medi- cine in the University Medical College tor several years. Dr. Conover is a member oi the American Medical Association, the ackson Count ' Medical Society, the ficad- J '- - . . 2 f .. - 1 emy ot Medicine and the Southwest Med- ical Association. logical Society. EUGENE CARBAUGH, MD. Lcctzzrcr 011 Pracztice of Medzdnze. Dr. Carbaugh is a graduate of the Kan- sas City Medical College, class of ,99. In 1903 he accepted the position on our fac- ulty which he now holds. As inspector of infectious and contagious diseases on the city board of health, Dr. Carbaugh has es- tablished himself as an authority on his line of work. He is a member of the Missouri Valley Medical Association, the Jackson Counfy Medical Society and the American Medical Association. LUCfIl7Cl on .ZVIHZO7 SM7g67y and Szzrgiral Dressings. Dr. McArthur received his degree from U. M. C. in 1898, and has since served as assistant surgeon light Battery "BH of the Missouri National Guard, and Assistant Surgeon of the Fourth Missouri Volunteers in the Spanish-American War. In addition to teaching in U. M. C., he also occupies the Chair of Rectal Surgery in the Kansas City Post Graduate Medical College. He is a member of the Kansas City Academy of Medicine and the jackson County Medical Association. C. R. JOHNSUN, MD. Asszlsfafzr fo Cfzair of P1'tzcfz'cc of ilafcdicivzc. Dr. johnson graduated in IQO5 at the University Medical College and by persist- ent effort has rapidly conie to tlie front as one of our successful physicians. He was as a student a ineniber of tlie Aesculapian Society and liis nanie has since been placed on the' roll of the Alunini Association and ,laclcson County Medical Society. THOMAS E. WYATT, MD Acmsrtizzzt io Clmiia' of Lrzryzzgolovy Our assistant dean and assistant piofes sor to cliair of laryngology, rliinology and otology is a graduate of U. M. C., class of 1900. During liis preliminary education lie was a nieniber of Phi Lanibda Epsilon Qn entering inedical college lie continued fraternity work in F3 Society and CID B H Fraternity. Since graduating he has served as president of tlie Alunini Association and is a nieniber of Kansas City Acadenii of Medicine, American Medical Associa tion and jackson County and Missouii State Medical Societies. ww .05 .s fy.. ' Q i ff ss ssss X U s - 10512 ss. Sgs ,,ss'wNMX Nw . I 5' - 1 . ' ' f fxvf s s sllgy sf-sb s . . KA N4 ,X sr N . ,X w. , -www, J fa Q00 NWS if NS f sisfs is ws' N, sf vsm' WN Vxw ' W 014 6-saws? s , 2 F VN! WV? 0 N px X, for wwf sf, 1 Nfx N S X X x NN ss sg s f SRAM Q, X sr sk X s s s s s s ss s s ss 7 is Nvx A KAN, s, QQ s N X I s Q' s sys, , gs X pg Q s s s s sfs 2 4 , ,Q f f 1 ,.. sf F 5 X, baivraava ' s S sf s s A v'SfXC SX S N W ff ww AQ xx is wxgf WA sf w. A. sHELToN, An, Mb. Adjznzcf Professor of AllUf0lllj' and Assist- ant to Chair of Szwgcry. Dr. Shelton was born in sunny Tennes- see in 1879. Coming to Missouri he entered VVilliam Jewell College at Liberty, where he received his A.B. degree in IQOO, and en- tered U. M. C. He was a member of Sigma Nu fraternity in Vlfilliam Jewell and was one of the charter members of fb B II in U. M. C., being also a loyal follower of Aesculapius. He received his Doctorys de- gree in 'o4 and accepted a position on the faculty as adjunct Professor of Anatomy and Assistant to Chair of Surgery. ln 1906 he was appointed Police Surgeon of Kansas City by Governor Folk. Dr. Shelton is a member of the Alumni Association, the Jackson County and Missouri Medical So- cieties, the Academy of Medicine and the American Medical Association. O. H. DOVE, MD. Chief Demonstvfatoff of A7'LUf0l'lL5I. Dr. Dove graduated from the Medical College of Indiana in 1893. Coming to Kansas City he accepted the chair of Chief Demonstrator of Anatomy in U. M. C. in IQO4. Since his connection with U. M. C. he has become an honorary member of the Aesculapian Society and CID A fraternity. He is a member of jackson County Medical Society, of which he was president in IQO7Q the Academy of Medicine, Missouri State and Southwestern Medical Societies and American Medical Association. 'L- fj F ball team '05-,06. P. T. BOHAN, M.D. .Associate Professor of Physiology. . Dr. Bohan is a graduate of Rush Med- ical College, Chicago, in the class of 1900. He then entered the Alexian Brothers, hos- pital, Chicago, and remained there from 1900 to IQO2, going to Vienna and Berlin in 1904. He there pursued his studies in the post graduate clinics of Europe. In 1906 he returned to this country and became As- sociate Professor of Physiology in the Uni- versity Medical College in 1907. FRANK C. NEFF, MD. Professor Cltz'111'f0I Discnsvs of Clz1'Id1'c11. XVM. il. VVALKDR Xl D Lfcfzzfcz' on H1sf0I0g3 Dr. Xliallcer, a Canadian by birth e ceived his preliminary education in that country and removed to Kansas City in 1898. He entered U. M C and graduated with the class of ,O7. Wliile in school Dr Wfalker was an active member offll' and CID B II in U. M. C. and manager of the foot Cfihv -Eizfpennarg The free dispensary is one of the most important departments in the U. M. C. Here hundreds of poor patients are treated Weekly, without compensation, by the most skillful talent in Kansas City and vicinity. This offers an excellent oppor- tunity for the student to become well acquainted with practical clinical Work in every branch of medicine and surgery, especially when under the charge of such able and competent clinicians as the following. ' SU RGERY. A. H. CORDIER, MD., Chief. J. J. MCLFXIN, M.D. TIIOS. T. SAWYER, MD. MEDICINE SAMUEL C. JAMES, M.D., Chief. E. L. RUSSELL, M.D. XV. A. NIXON, M.D. O. L. NICKILLIP, M.D. C. E. CONOVER, M.D. GENITO-URINARY. GEORGE W. DAVIS, M.D. Chief. A. E. EUBANKS, M.D. H. H. LANE, M.D. I. M. LANGSDALE, A.M., M.D. C. D. TRASK, M.D. ' DERIVIATOLOGY. I PHILIP KANOICY, M.D., Chief. .D. R. L. SUTTON, M.D.' H. M. LYLE, M EYE AND EAR. FLAVEL B. TIFFANY, A.M., M.D., Chief. I. VV. HOWARD, M.D. A. VV. IAQCALLESTER, IR., AD., M.D. JOSEPH TQIMBERLIN, M.D. DISEASES OF WONIEN. A. E. HERTZLER, A.M., PhD., M.D. G. B. NORBERG, M.D. NEUROLOGY AND PSYCHIATRY. JOHN PUNTON, MD., Chief. S. GROVER BURNETT, M.D. I O. L. IMICTQILLIP, M.D. OBSTETRICS. C. A. RITTERV, M.D., Chief. E. A. BURKHARDT, M. D. . E. A. REEvEs, M,D, JOHN G- LAPP, M.D. II. N. JENNETT, M.D. W. C. WII.LITs, M.D. H. D. HAMILTON, MD, FREDERICK M. LOWE, BS., M.D. PEDIATRICS. CLAY S. IXITERRIMAN, MD., Chief FRANK NEFF, M.D. LARYNGOLOGY AND RHINOLOGY. JAMES E. LOGAN, M.D., Chief. THOMAS E. VVYATT, M.D. D. L' SHUMATE M D L. I. HALL, Janitor. A 'iirirf livzumv nf 1112 Glnllrgv Gllinir BY GEO. B. NORBERG, PROF. DISEASES OF WOMEN AND CLINICAL GYNECOLOGY. T has occuiied to me many times as iather singular that a U M C O1 iduate Wher I ever found is a Htopnotcherng he not only does Well financially, but he is respect- ed and honored by both the piofession and laity in his community. I have met them and heard of them far and near and this is so universally the case that I have searched for some logical reason Why it is true. I believe there are three factors that bring about this ultimate perfection in our graduates. THE DISPENSARY. First-The high standard that our college has always maintained has giV911 US an excellent quality of young men for students. Second-Each student becomes so thor- oughly imbued with the enthusiasm and college spirit, which has alway-s been a promi- nent feature in U. M. C., that life presents an entirely different and more beautiful pic- ture to him. Third-The fathers of the University Medical College realized early in the career of the institution that one of the most important adjuncts to a medical education was a thorough clinical training. It has worked out so well that it has been improved 'der that from 3,500 to 4,000 pa- from year to year. Is it not remarkable when we consi ' l ' ' f the Senior and Junior classes annually, exhibiting tients come under the observation o cel found in each man's frequently conditions and diseases so rare that they are scar y ' f' ' tl under an able instructor that he will lifetime, yet impressing the student suf icien y d'l recognize it if he sees it again. rea 1y g In our out door clinic it is the usual plan to assign three stu-dents to each depart- ment, where under the instruction of a professor they are obliged to examine, diagnose and treat the case, this gives them more experience in a systematic manner than they would receive in many years of private office practice. The Obstetrical department has quarters in the college troom, beds and tele- ' t ' lls for phonej, where three students are constantly on hand day and night to answer ca this purpose. Each student must be in attendance at five confineinents before he be- comes eligible for graduation. This department is also in charge of the Florence Crit- tenden Home, the only charitable lying-in in-stitution in our city. The surgical out door clinic cares for about eight min-or surgical cases daily in the college and on 'Wednesday general surgical clinic is held in the amphitheater where from one to four major operations are performed, In the medical clinic from twelve to fifteen cases are treated daily. Thi-s depart- ment has two general clinics each week in o , diseases are treated on an average, fifteen ne of the college amph-itheaters. In the department of Genito Urinary patients daily the year aroun The Gynecoloffical clinic treats from eight to fifteen patient daily and has one tn Gynecological surgical clinic weekly, where from one to three major operations are per- d, with one general Genito Urinary Surgery clinic weekly. formed. ln the Clinical department for nose and throat diseases, eight to ten cases are treated daily with one clinic each week held in the surgical amphitheater, giving the students ample information of the surgical technic in this branch. The Eye and Ear Clinic, always a large one, cares for from fifteen to twenty patients daily, with one busy clinic weekly ini the surgical amphitheater. From six to eight poor little unfortunates are treated each day in the Children's clinic. Much attention is given in this department to deformities and errors of diet: children are furnished with braces and other apparatus and various foods. They also have one general clinic each week. ' The Skin Clinic takes care of from five to eight cases daily and has one general -clinic each week. v Besides this there are held in the Kansas City General Hospital three clinics Weekly, G. 35. General Surgery, Neurological and Medical. Instead Of 'Slighting his department each clinician is eager and strives to make his own cl' ' ' - . d I 1n1c the most interesting, hence, one can see that it furnishes to anyone who 951195 H Splendid post graduate course. mug a Hhgairian Shnnlh IGP illlnral BY JOHN PUNTON, M. D., Professor Nervous and Mental Diseases, University Medical College. The subject "Why a Physician Should Be Moral,', is one fraught with serious im- port to every medical practitioner. Viewed from any standpoint the physician cannot fail to recognize if not acknowledge his moral needs and obligations both to himself and his clientele. Indeed, so necessary and fundamental to the best life and character of the physician are the virtues of morality that these should not only form the basic principles, but constitute the very foundation upon which his practice and conduct is reared. e 4 Even f'Hippocrates" the Father of Medicine in his early day recognized this neces- sity for physicians, hence the "Hippocratic Oath" is based upon moral probity. While the ancient custom of requiring this to be read and approved by every recent graduate in medicine is now seldom administered, yet who can deny that its essential moral prin- ciples are as worthy of observance today as they ever were in the practice of medicine. To the aspiring mind, however, of the modern recent medical graduate, life ordinarily presents a beautiful panorama of hopeful possibilities which conforms to his ideal or conception of what is best in life for him. Every physician therefore, whether he is conscious of it or not has an ideal, base or lofty which moulds his professional life and character and thus shapes his destiny. Indeed, every man associates his life with some end or ends, the attainment of which seem to him most desirable. All important, however, for the physician is the choice of this primal ideal or that which he in his inmost heart loves and strives to attain, for this largely determines what he is to become as a medical man. Standing thus upon the threshold of his professional career, the young physician in his restless desire to succeed becomes enthused with the power and influence of fame, pleasure, position and wealth, all of which may appeal to him with such an irre- sistible claim, or clad in forms so beautiful and attractive that at a time of life when his experience is very limited, his faith untried and his opinions exceedingly vacillating as to their relative value it is easy for him to mistake these allurements for the best things in life. The full possession, however, of all of these agents have so often disappointed the liopes blasted, the possibilities that such factors prove to be serious obstacles of failure to any physician. Hence, in spite of their intrinsic value they utterly fail in themselves to furnish the highest and truest elements of success to the medical practitioner. More- -over, the future of the young physician even when favored with such powerful acquisi tions or illumined with the brightest hopes and most flattering prospects ever attend 7 ed in its incipiency with more or less misgiving and uncertainty. Hence, the question which has been asked all through the ages by the recent graduate of medicine and never 'tAm I to be a success or a failure?" ls fraught with se- more earnestly than today, viz.: rious import. In discussing thi-s question in a recent address a prominent internist claims that for success in the practice of medicine four factors are absolutely essential, viz.: First, appropriate preparation in medical technical studies, second, power to recognize and I, L I I I I 1 I I I I I I I I I I A I I I I I I I I I i I t themselves' third the possession of the psycho- seize opportunities when they presen , , l logic insight, and fourth, zealous enthusiasm and persistency in medical work. WVh1le undoubtedly these are essential, yet, in my judgment, a physician may DOSSGSS all of these and yet prove a sad failure. Any set of rules or theory to govern the life and char- acter of a physician which ignores his moral obligations or dependence and allegiancfe to God is in my judgment a known failure. Indeed, no man, whether he be statesman. lawyer, business man or doctor, can succeed in the highest and truest sense in this life without the help of God. A life without God, is one without hope and no' physician can ever hope to succeed if he ignores his moral obligations to himself, to his fellow man Lincluding his patientsj and to his God. Thus Divine Law, not only requires but de- mands that the physician apply to professional life and conduct the spirit and purpose of the Golden Rule, which has for its basis the virtue of moral probity. I would, therefore, add another factor to the list already enumerated to govern the life and conduct of the physician, viz., HA fixed and definite religious purpose," which means to the physician a clean, moral exemplary, conscientious ethical life. No physician can well afford to leave this rule or principle out of his life and conduct. Moreover, the rapid advance of medical science increases the moral obligation of the physician by rendering it necessary that the modern medical practitioner add to his equipment new features of education. He must therefore, not only study laboratory methods while at college but must bring this newer knowledge into use by introducing it into his practice and thus become a practical bacteriologist and chemist. This pre- supposes that he supply himself with a microscope and a complete miniature bacteriolog- ical and chemical laboratory outfit for actual use in his daily practice. Thus he will be scientifically prepared to examine the urine, the feces, the blood, the sputum and other normal and pathological products to aid him in his diagnosis, prog- nosis and treatment of disease. In addition the modern medical practitioner must also be a student of psychology. This will bring him in touch with the various normal and ' ' d f abnormal conditions of mind and human consciousness as well as the various cree s 0 common mode of false reason-ing of which Dowieisrn, Spiritualism, Christian Science, Faith Cures and other forms of religious and medical fanaticism are notable examples and whose so-called marvellous results in healing the sick are all based on mental sug- gestion or psycho-therapeutics. The conscientious physician must also of necessity be a student of sociology and thus become identified with all the leading Social, political, religious and medico-legal movements of reform which have for their specific object the betterment of mankind. This will associate him with the philanthropist, statesman, politician, lawyer and preach- er, besides those who are now grappling with the vital civic problems and those high class Christian men and women who are devoting their lives to help save those who by virtue of their poverty, dissipation, ill-health, bad habits and the misfortunes of heredity are forced to- live in unsanitary and evil environments like the slums and tenement dis- tricts of our large cities. Thus the educated physician to fill his highest and most useful purpose must of necessity be a liberal minded man, a moral man, a man of many parts, broad gauged, one that is capable and competent to recognize the social, political, religious and medi- cal needs of the poor and afflicted as well as those more favorably situated and by his superior educational advantages and moral qualities be willing and able to aid in the so- lutlont Of the Vital Problems associated with the physical, moral and religious health of mankind. He must, therefore, make medical science of use to the community and thug Eilaxlge the scope of his duties by including the teaching of the principles of moral This, however, can be done but imperfectly if the physician does not remember that he should be as much concerned with the immoral conditions and circumstances which surround humanity as the diseases to which humanity is heir and thus aid in ex- tending the conventional conception of morality which should come to mean healthy living, healthy thinking and healthy acting. A system of moral and religious health should therefore become the grand mission of medical science to reveal through the in- strumentality of the morally trained and educated scientific physician, for moral health is paramount to public health, while their wise correlation contributes to the highest and the best good of mankind. Such a programme sufficiently explains the reason why a physician should be moral for in the midst of the pathetic scenes and tragedies of life which he is daily called upon to witness neither the uneducated, immoral or irreligious physician can be of help., They who are to be the leaders in medical science must therefore embody in their lives all the best features of cultured education, while morality, supported by the virtue of religion, must of necessity form its chief cornerstone. Such a life as this I commend and covet for each student of the University Medi- cal College. Iduai Ciruhuatv nrk in I urnnr BY FLAVEL B. TIFFANY, A.M., M.D. EARS ago, when we first started out in the profession, it was thought that one could not obtain the best advantages in the study of medicine without going to Europe and at that time there was reason for his belief. Our institutions were yet young and limited in their advantages. There was scarcely such a thing as post grduate course in America. There was n-ot even a graded course of medicine. The curriculum was the same for the junior and the senior. Those days there were no freshmen or sophomores. Two semesters was all that were required in this country for the completion of a medi- cal education. But inf the old institutions of Europe the requirements were far greater. They gave special attention to practical medicine, while we were satisfied with the didactic. At the time I first started out for post graduate work, I was unable to find any is side of the Atlantic, and was compelled' to go to the European clinics. This was some thirty years ago. I was especially interested in the study of Ophthalmology, Otology, Rhinology and Laryngology, and there it was that I found grand opportunities for the prosecutions of these studies. At 'flVIoorfields," London, I found more than a dozen prominent Ophthalmologists at work treating from three to five hun- dred patients a day. Among these men were Drs. Wells, Bowman, Pritchett, Lawson. Hutchinson, Wordsworth and Nettleship. All enthusiasts and authorities in this special department of medicine. In another part of London, "Sou quar , found the great authorities, Morrel, McKenzie and Lenox Brown. Here again we were of affections of the nasal passages, pharynx and opportunities on th l S e" at the nose and throat hospital, we able to see and study hundred-s of cases lyrynx. It was here we first learned the use of the laryngoscope, to view and to treat the wonderfully interesting organs of voice. Part of our time we devoted to visiting the hospitals of tuberculosis and part of those of skin diseases. However, being more interested in the study of Ophthalmology and Otology, we naturally sought these clinics. After spending some months in the great metropolis, we went on to Paris, where we found such men as Pannas, Landolt, De Wecker, Abidie, Meyer and Galezowski, eminent workers in Ophthalmology. A few months were spent with these gentlemen and then we go on to Berlin, where the winter is passed working in the clinics of Drs. Herschberg, Swheigger and Schoeler. In the spring we go to Vienna, stopping for a few days with the famous Ophthalmologist, Prof. Alfred C. Graeffe at Halle, and Dr. Ooccius at Leip- zig. At Prague, we found Professor Sattler, who frequently operates upon twelve or more cataracts a day. The two mornings I was with him, he made ten operations. At Vienna, Professor Arlts has retired and Fuchs and Stellwag are taking his place. Here one finds perhaps the best opportunity in all departments of medicine for post graduate work. F-or here they make a specialty of teaching, g-iving special instruc- tions in the various departments-all under one roof in the great university. It was here that I first made some observations in comparative ophthalrnology, viewing the fundus of many of the lower animals such as that of the snake, the frog, the chicken, the rabbit and the monkey. Most of these men have not only a very large experience, but many of them are authors of the subject which they teach. Vienna is an especially good place to study Otology. Here it was that we found Professor Politzer, who stands preeminently or did at that time at the head of Otology. He is recognized as the peer of all authors on this s-ubje-ct. His book contains eight hundred pages on this little organ of hearing. Vienna with Professor Politzer is und-oubtedly the best place in the world to study affections of the ear. In those days there were no such advantages to be found in America, but of re- cent years it is altogether different. There is no country in the world or in any period of history where medicine has made the tremendous progress as has been made by the Americans in the last two decades. The American doctor of today is no longer looked upon in Europe or any part of the world as being unlettered and improficient but he is respected and held in high esteem as a man of authority and erudition and there is no longer any dearth of clinical advantages in America. The post graduate advantages of Philadelphia and New York will compare very favorably with any of those in Europe. No one need go across the water for these ad- vantages. The day is already at hand when many European students come to our shores for the prosecution of clinical work as did we of former times to their country. On the other hand there are many things one may gather in Europe that can not be gotten in America. One sees a greater variety of diseases many of which are not often if ever seen in our country. Besides it is' an advantage to make comparisons between the managing and treating of the different cases. And if a person is desirous of famil- iarizing himself and gaining other languages such as French and German, of course, it is -of necessity that he go among the people where he is obliged to hear and speak their language. While the advantages of America have greatly improved yet those of Europe have not deteriorated. I 1 hr ihippnrratir Gbath 3 "I swear by APOLLO, the physician, and iAxESCULAPIUS, and HEALTH, and ALL-HEAL, and all the GODS and GOD- DESSES, that, according to my ability and jndgment, I will keep this oath and this stipulation-to recken on him who taught me this Art eqnally dear to me as my parents, to share my snbstance with him and relieve his necessities if re- quired, to look npon his offspring in the same footing as my own brothers, and to teach them this Art, if they shall wish to learn it, withont fee or stipnlation, and that by precept, lectnre, and every other mode of instrnction I will impart a knowledge of the Art, to my own sons and those of my teachers, and to disciples bonnd by a stipnlation and oath according to the law of medicine, but to none others. I will follow that system of regimen which, according to my abil- ity and jndgment, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischieveons. I will give no deadly medicine to any if asked, nor snggest any snch connsel,' and, in like manner, I will not give to a woman a pessary to prodnce abortion. DVith pnrity and with holiness I will pass my life and practice my Art. I will not cnt p6rsons laboring nnder the stone, bnt will leave this to be done by men who are practitioners of this work. Into whatever honses I enter I will go into them for the benefit of the sick, and will abstain from every volnntary act of mischief and corrnption, and, fnrther, from the se- dnction of females or males, of freemen and slaves. What- ever, in connection with my professional practice, or not in connection with it, I see or hear in the life of men which onght not to be spoken of abroad I will not divnlge, as reck-- oning that all snch shonld be kept secret. Wlii'le I continne to keep this oath nnviolated, may it be granted to me to en- joy life and the practice of the Art respected by all men in all times! Bnt, shonld I tresspass and violate this oath, may the reverse be my lot!" A Hiatt in the Alma illtlater T BY LLOYD A. CLARY, B. S., M. D., '06. T looks familiar, yet what a change! I had j0UFIlGyed back to the old Alma Mater, for the longing to pay my respects againlto these dear old walls and halls was +1 strong within me. It was here we used to fight, rowdy, dissect, Josh clinics, cuss medicine in all its phases, talk on profound scientific subjects with all the wonderful wis- dom of the Medical College undergraduate, and do all the various stunts done by that happy, downtrodden, freest and most irrepressible "bunch"-medical students. In these halls we had spent some of the happiest, most carefree days of our lives, though at the time our responsibilities seemed wonderfully grave. We were a part of that fine company called "medics"-a company ever changing, yet always the same. As a f'Freshiei' how awed we were as we gazed at the dignified Senior, and with what wonder and reverence we listened to our profe-ssors as they revealed new truths to us and delved into mysteries of which we had never dreamed! With what pride We yelled for our football heroes, and with what despair we gazed upon the pages of our Gray! It seemed to us the year would never end, and the road to graduation looked even longer than some of the names we had to learn. Friendships this year were of more or less fleeting variety, thought we came to know some very good fellows, and even had a speaking acquaintance with a couple of upper class men. As 'tSophs" we looked down with infinite scorn on the poor Freshman, and pitied and bullied and fought him to our heart's content. A small amount -of dignity seemed to be trying to settle on our shoulders, and we did our best to give it a proper resting place. The janitor was not nearly so important a per-sonage, and our respect for the property of the school diminished so rapidly that we now broke up seats without hesita- tion. Yet our patriotism grew with every day, and we willingly marched miles across town to Hscrapi' our rival school and break the windows out of their buildings. The policeman was no longer a representative of law and order to be feared, he was merely a cop to be shunned and dodged. We were more separated into cliques and crowds: each man being "chummy" with one or two of his fellows. The ties that bound us to each other and to our school were being welded more firmly and we were fast learning to lo th ld ' ' ff " ' H ve e o building even though we tore it up so often. The summer passed and as Juniors we returned. The change was great. We now took up more interesting studies and began to see the practical side of many facts we had previously learned or made a bluff at k operations and attend some of the clinics with the Seniors. Why, we even pounded a few chests and 'fassistedu the doctor in charge of the internal medicine clinic in arriving at his diagnosis-that is, we looked wise and agreed perfectly in all he said. The instru- ment house was honored with numerous orders for Obstetric bags, and almost any day some enterprising Junior could be seen rushing down the street, with one of the afore- said bags, on his way to see an imaginary case. Toward the latter part of the year we rose to heights of bliss sublime. The Seniors were so busy they could not attend to all the 'tclinicsj' so we were sent out occasionally in squads of two or three to look at some siefl1zt11iig'ger, hand big words back and forth between us, give the poor cuss some do e an 0- 1 D en go ovei to the corner saloon, buy beer and talk medicine for the benefit of the nowing. We now were permitted to witness h l N,- trly-1-upiuu-we:1:wmsgpe:!f'w?'r-.rwffmr,..,:L-..... ., -,,-,,,..f. ..- . ,. -- . ... .f 5 D Glorious were the days of our Junior year, and with regret we saw the close "barkeep.l' of the term and bade good-bye to our 'tpalsft S i rs! Lord, how our heads went up and our bosoms swelled out as we strutted en o around those first few weeks and tried to realize that we were really Hit!" f'Who are those fellows over there?y' said a stranger. "Freshies, I guess, I don't know them," we answered, and with what a world of dignity and contempt we said it! I remember one day during the opening weeks of this important year-important because we were Sen- iors-a fellow came up to me and, after a few remarks on the weather, said he had just entered in the Sophomore year, and asked me if I were a Soph or Freshman. I imagine I 0' f foot taller and I could swear the fellow trembled with awe when I pronounced grew a the one word "Senior," I could find no excuse why that fellow should continue to live, and never did like him after that. As the year wore slowly by we were a busy bunch. Our "private practice" was amazingly large-that is apparently-and we had to give much time, care and attention to clinics. The early morning hour-s found us in class rooms or hospital, and the mid- night hour found us digging away in our studies. After the holidays the days seemed fairly to fly, and finals and State Board and commencement were subjects for much study and more talk. "Shall we wear gowns or dress suits?" t'Where are you going to locate?" 'tVVonder what old R-- is going to hand us in his next exam." And so it went, and all too soon commencement day was at hand. NVill we ever forget those good fellows of the Senior year? those last few weeks? the day we said, "Good-bye?" How happy we were when all was over, and yet with what a feeling of sadness we looked for the last time on the old school and the old boys! Bidding good-bye to those old hall-s seemed like saying farewell forever to an old friend. And now we're back again. There's the old stairway we used to climb day after day, and there's the corner that was our favorite lighting place during the scuffle. How hollow the echo of our footsteps as we wander around and look in vain for a familiar face and listen for a well known voice! No songs and shouts and laughter! Nothing but stillness! There's the old 'tpit," and there the old seats. As we close our eyes and try io conjure up the past we can almost see our favorite professor standing down there talking to the boys. It must be a delusion, yet there's HRed" over there pestering the man in front of him, and just beyond him we surely see old "Shorty" making the fel- lows about him laugh at his funny drawings. And over here's the i'Parson" all atten- tion and setting a lovely example of all a t'Stugent" should be, but isn't. But it's all a I W,- dream. O! what wouldn't we give if it could be true, and all the fellows could be back on these benches again as of old! But no, it cannot be, and we turn away with a sigh and see, standing near, the old janitor who has come in during our revery. At least he hasn't changed, and we rush up to him and grab his hand and shake it heartily. VVe chat a moment but our conversation is brief, for we are now longing to get away and shake off this pleasurable-sad feeling. At the door we meet a youngster coming in with his Obstetric bag. He's on the staff of course, and we talk together like school boys for a few minutes. Then with the indescribable feeling of gladness because we cause of the thoughts and memories the deserted halls bring forth, we turn our backs upon the venerable shack and say, 'Good-bye, old Alma Mater-Good-bye." came, and sadness be- Elhe Glnllvge Enuirnnmvnt is noticeably lacking in one element the atmosphere of college life From the - H- viewpoint of the departing Senior, who has lived through and enjoyed four years of College life there cannot be too many happy memories of College days. The old uni- versities are distinguished by the loyalty of their alumni, bound by the sweet memories which cling around their stately halls. So, although we have nought but glorious rec- O the student coming from the college of mixed departments the professional school ollections of our own school days, let us see how we can inject more of the collegiate life into the future U. M. C. undergraduate. We have too few college social affairs. The daily monotony of class work should be relieved now and then by entertainments in which the whole student body can par- ticipate. The fraternities furnish a certain amount of social gathering for a limited num- ber. The professors occasionally give a reception to one class, but the general body of students is neglected. That portion of their enjoyment which more firmly binds their hearts to their Alma Mater is sadly missed. This can largely be overcome by the ad- vent of more college organizations. With the talent which has always been present in our school, there is no reason why we should not have an excellent glee club. A root- ers' club would add more interest to our football games. A "Deutsche club" for pur- pose of studying German would afford much entertainment and be of future medical ad- vantage. Then we need more class affairs such as the ancient 'Junior prom." An annual senior class day could also be recognized. Part of the exercises would consist in pre- sentation of class picture to the school, the presentation by Juniors of a humorous class gift with acceptance by a senior representative. These numerous 'organizations would reach and connect every student with some activity outside the class room and makc him more a part and parcel of his college. Another field of endeavor should be more athletic work. Very few students can be represented on a football team, but if basket ball, track team, tennis and baseball are added, almost every undergraduate is included in some form of athletic work. The new Y. M. C. A. building is but a short distance from the college, and it is probable that ar- rangements could be made to accommodate the student body at reasonable rates there. Then we could have a basket ball team to represent the school in games with the state universities, Baker, William Jewell and other institutions. Our athletic association should be as well organized as any school society, and take charge of every branch of athletics. Instead of the few scattered class baseball games the association should ar- range a regular schedule for the class championship. With the present length of school year a varsity baseball team could be well promoted. ' A more earnest college spirit is productive of the university atmosphere so much desired. Here's a cheer for the rah! rah! boy, his flaming colors and raucous voice. Get in and enthusiastically support every student activity. Lets have more class rival- ry. An annual Freshman-Sophomore pole fight should occur early each year regulated by a committee of Juniors. Let's excuse our professors for one day each year, and hold a jubilee such as the Annual Ho-bo Convention which occurs every year at our state uni- versity. On this day all the students dress up as hoboes, have a street parade, disperse soliciting handouts at back doors, and hold a humorous assembly at night. Such cus- toms and traditions furnish a ready fund of reminiscences for the future. Every student and graduating member of this school desires to point with pride to his attendance at U. M. C., and by every legitimate means to make this school a drawing card for future -students. So with more improvement in the social and athletic departments of college activity, let us overflow with the college spirit and surround our undergraduates with the true university atmosphere, which will bind them loyal and steadfast to their Alma Mater. FRED, B, KYGER, '08, S ' N N CHAS. M, JXDKINS, Kenmore, N. D. Zi 11: A Adkins was a soldier in the Philippines, a telegraph operator, etc., before he joined us four years ago. The best thing he did during the course was to marry a Kansas girl during the last year. We predict a world of success for Dr. Sheep. DEL MAR :XKIN, .-LM., Manhattan, Kas. E t Akin received his Masteris Degree at the Kansas State Agriculture College in 1901. He later entered the Kansas University and stayed there until '05, when he began Work with the sophomore class of this college. WM. BILRLDITH ANDERsoN. Some ten years ago Anderson played center on Champion Basket-ball team of the U. S. He comes from Independence, Mo., where he graduated from the Vlfoodland College. SAMUEL DUFF bXNDlfRSUN4, Lonsdale, R. l. H3 Sam spent about eight years in various theological schools including the Yale Di- vinity School and Rochester Theological School. He is a pretty good sort of a fel- low in spite of his theological training. He expects to devote his life to saving heathen Chinee and silver dollars. X SAMUEL G. iASHLEYV, Pleasanton, Kas. SC'C'1'UfU7'j' of EE CID A "Gingerbus" devoted all his energies dur- ing his junior year to the perfection of the Ashley operation. He is an exceptionally good fellow as well as a good student. The only reason Land ever began the study of medicine was to keep from being president of the United States. His duties as color originator and pope of his own church took up a part of his time, but he made good use of the remaining time. Very fond of soup. I gil 5 I -ef. "Q l ' ' Q , sw, I , gf' , I Amo-V., YW - 'f"7s..3E 4 A 557 1? 'H V ' , f ff 4 , A f 2 - an 3, ' ' Z ' f Ya s .L- f 2 '-vi V . . , ' , f 9221 I ' 1 f K Q fm?-ff' w f - N QZQWV f' ., I Q. Q , 4' 4. f xxx if AM A, 2 ALBERT BEAM, Esbon, Kas. E in A Albert used to teach school, and during his first two years had that K'l-have- spoken' element in his make-up. He finally came to earth, however, and is now a thor- ough studentg a genuine medic with theories of his own. CARI, Y. BAXTIZS, Adrian, Mo. PE CIDA Football '05-'06, Blaster Carl is 21, but you'd hardly guess it. During the past year he has been an ambulance surgeon at police headquarters. F CHARLES LEE BEECHING, Fingal, Kas. Lee, although only 26 years old, has seen more shows than most men twice his age. He has attended every show at the Gillis since ,O4. During the past year he has spent most of his time in the office. Wfhen he wasn't there he was thinking about it. Enczixlz ERN1QsT l3Rooks, Burden, Kas. AE Erl won a scholarship when he grad- uated from the Burden High School in the Southwest Kansas College, on the theory that hell make a good preacher. But he stayed only one year and then cle- eiclecl to be a doctor. Another burrlen for Burden. cloetor RICIIAXIQLE N. Co1fFEY, Kansas City, Mo. Coffey took his first three years at the olcl Xleclieo-Chi. He is a member of the fire- clepartment ancl is one of the fellows who woulclnt let the olcl Union clepot burn. Utherwise he is a goofl fellow and is one of the most popular stuclents. N. ll. His halflness results from being married. Roxxxr FRFD C xR1i P E fi: A Carter claims kansas Citi as his home and intends to locate here He is a fairly sroml stuclent anil xx ill make a Qoofl country -ef . -4: X X. g FREDERICK E. DIEMER, Libertyg Mo. A3 QJBH Diemer graduated from the Liberty High School, and studied for two years at NVil- liam Jewell College. He entered the U. M. C. as a freshmen in 'o4. During the junior year he was vice-president of the class and vice-president of the College' Athletic Asso- ciation. In ,O7 he was the captain of the football team. He is a good student and a hard worker. His friends call him the Rabbi. ROY CROSS, A.M., Ellis, Kas. I71'cc-Pwsidcvzt Class '08, Cross is a K. U. man through and through, receiving 'his A.M. degree there in '05-'o6. He is hard student and will no doubt devote all his time to chemistry. NYM. Roy DILLINGHAM, Moreland, Kas. XE Associate Senior Editor. "D1lly', will never set the world on fire as a genius. His greatest ambition is to be a good old-fashioned 'fcountry doctor." NVe, editorially speaking, can't see 'how he'll ever do anything else. P. S. He wrote this himself.-. PE E. .loHN E. EVANS, Kansas City, Mo. Evans graduated from the Westport High School ,QQ and has been a resident of Wrest- port for some time. He is known to the na- tives of that place as the "Duke of Wlest- portf' Wife don't know why they made him a duke unless it was his size. XY. R FrRs11R Macomb Ill Ferstei pronounced Foostei fl gi uated from the Macomb Normal College and for eleven years was a school teacher. During his junior year he passed the ex- amination before the Missouri State Board. Since then he has had thousands of cases to A1,1:13RT C. FIELD Paola, Kas. J . Field graduated from the Paola High School four years ago and then entered the Kansas University. He joined this class during the sophomore year. report 'Miz PHILIP F. HERoD, Alva, Okla. EE Q9 B H Clzewyzfalej Kas., High Sclzool. Kansas U'lllZ'6l'Sll3' one year. Vice-Pres. CID B II '07-'ot5. Supl. K. C. Sozzllierzz Hosjvzlol. State Board of Mlssozzri, 'O7. The handsomest man in the class, ex- cluding Coffey. A think tank mounted on ball bearing runners. Has the earmarks of a surgeon. JOHN HH'NDS, Kansas City, Mo. E 11: B H Norbowze High School West11li11ster College two years. President Class ,O4-,OS and 'o5-'o6. "jack" has never been seen around col- lege without a cigar and smile on his face. Good grafter and politician. Hail comrade well met. GEORGE HENRY HILTS, Kennedy, Sask, Can- ada. An expatriated Canadian. Qnce mis- taken for a Frenchman. Wiscloiii from his head up. Also falsely reported to be mar- ried. A E. HALL Honsox, lYebb City, Mo. Zeke couldnt be found when the editor was getting material for future history. But no one in the class will ever forget Hodson. Wlho will forget the youngest married man in the classg the man with a daughter four years younger than himself? XVho'll ever forget the woman in the green automobileg the 315,000 violin, the 32,000 stage cos- tumes, Ol' the careless hallonist who threw out the sandbags at the Wrong time? For- get Hodson? Never! ZIMMER G. HOUSER, Emporia, EE QD A Kansas State Nornzal. Pl'USl'dC1lf XE !O7-,03- P7'c7S'l.d6'lIf 111 A ,O7-JOS. Kas. GEORGE HENRY HUDSON, Kansas City, Kas XE Kansas City Central High School. Kansas U11z'z'c1'sz'fy 1 year. Haunts surgical clinic. Never done noth- ing to nobody. VVise enough to leave K. U Demosthenes Il. An extravasation of words combined with hypertrophy of thought. Class leader. Shining light of the JF, Society. Married Menls League. Once mistaken for Milton. A future sunflower statesman. S LYDE ANDERSON KELLER. E Fairmozmt State Normal. Rugged and honest. Good material for confidence man. Takes care of his little X brother, G. G. ALBERT ELMO JONES, Beaulah, N. B., Cai' ada. , H3 Sf. folm High School. Peterson's affinity. Mascot at Red Cross hospital. Nothing small about him but his feet. Once wrote a song: "Holding Handsf' K. GUY O. KELLER, Kansas City, Mo. ,IIE Guy come from Wfest Yirginia in IQOO. He was fairly good even before he got mar- ried last summer. Since his marriage he has been trying to grow a head of hair. VVALTER H. IXLIRKPATRICK, Hutchinson, Kas. ,E CIDBII Hzztclzizzsozz High Scltool. T7'COSZll'Cl' Class '04-,O5. lffvl'CU-Pl'USl'ClCllZ9 CID B H F07-,OS Looks and acts like a "prof," A second jean De Reszke. Yery susceptible to a pet- ticoat rustle. X14 HARRY S. LANE, Liberty, Mo. A3 Liberty H1'cQ'1Z School. laztefrzze U7lI'Z'C7'Sl'l5l Hospital I8 morztlzs. 2409 anesthetics to date without a death. Pat wears number nine shoes. A born Dutchman. FRED B. IQYGER4, Kansas City, Mo. JE CID B H Central Hlglt Scltool K. C. Two years LU. S. U. T'7'0C1'SI,l7'6'7f Class ,O5-'O6. Deleeate to CID B H C07ZZ'C7Zll0'7l,, Nor- 6 folk, Va., 'O7. St?'1lfZ.0l' associate editor aamtal. State Board of Mo., 'O7., etc., etc. His father wrote a book. ?" CHARLES L. LENTZ, Adrian, Mo. rE CID A Adrian High School. WG7'7'6'1ZSbZl7g' Normal 2 years. T7'CU'S7lV6V Junior Class 'o6-'o7.. Almost old enough to go with the girls. Doesnlt let his lectures interfere with his education. JIM W. McADow, Ph.G., DeKalb, Mo. ffl DeKalb High School. Specialized in Proctology. Qnce mis- taken for Dr. Mon Fung Yung. 5'-X ZX FRANK LECORTIS h"fCKENNEX', Lowell, Kas. P2 Lowell Academy. Notice his look into the future. Qne man who has definitely picked his location. A good barber spoiled. IRIQRT sl. MCKAY, Girard, Kas. H2 fb A ' Giraral Hlglzi School. Kansas U'1lI"Z'Cl'S'lif3l 2 years. Pl'USId1Cllf Class '06 in Sofvlzouzoro year. PI'l7,Yl.ClC'llf E Society 'o5. Also football rooter. Good man to col- lect assessments from. Mac knows a good class to be in. Z X BUR'i'oN hlAL'l'l1Y, Liberty, Mo. EE QD B II Maltby received his prelnninary educa- tion in the Liberty High School and in Wlil- liain .lewell College. He has always been a careful, painstaking student. PERCY RAY hlCLE.-XNJ Davenport, Wlash. JE fb A Dafzi'o1zjvo1't High School. S81'g'6G'IIl-Uf-Al'7lZS to Class ,OS A 16-inch cannon on anatomy. Draws pretty pictures for the freshmen. Always sits in bald-headed row. X CHixRL1iS DEE hflILTON, D. G., Madison, Kas. K atzsas State Normal. Converted from osteopathy, liable to backslide into Christian Science. Sleeps sit- ting, standing and Walking. Was awake once and heard part of a lecture. llurcciiss SB. M-xsoN, Grenola, Kas. Grezzola High School. Has Kansas Pha1'11zac1'st Certificate. A One year K. C. ililedical College. Prest- dent of his class there. Has used everyquack preparation on the market to transform the shadow on his up- per lip to a mustache. Also has a weakness for sideburns. XVILLIAM BELLUS MILLER, Ph. G. DO. Mt. Ayr, Ia. H3 Redding High School. Kz'1'kst.'1'lle School Osteojnathy '01, A reformed bone doctor. Asked the writ- er not to mention his having been at Kirks- ville school. NY.xL'rER XYL MILLER, Osborne, Kas. .E fb A Sc'C'l'C'fCZl'3' fIl7ll.Ol' Class 307. Football-played on bleachers and do- nated privately. Thinks 6 grs. would be the proper dose of niorphine. Xlfilling to bet on anything' and take either side. JOHN SEEYERS NENVI.ON, Butler, Mo. -E PVi1zfc1'cszt High School. Kcuzsats City Medical Collage 'o4-'o5. Not a brother to Paul. Can identify every piece of money he has handled. Sports a red how tie. JAY LEROY lXflUDD, Drexel, Mo. E Colzznzbia Norzzzal Academy. A sensible Jay. Likes Senior therapeu ties. Bate's nnderstudy. ,qv . Y. fi 1E ARTHUR B. QECHSLI, Baldwin, Kas. XE 111 B H Bnlclfzcim High School. Baker Uazlverslty two years. Mcmczgcv' football U. M. C. '06-'07, ,o7-'o8. Married Menls League. Got fat soliciting football expenses. Honest and trustworthy. PAUL NEWLON, Lincoln, Kas. Paul came directly to Kansas City after his graduation from the Lincoln High School. City life was new to him then, but it didn't take him long to catch on. During his sophomore year he had periodic attacks of love but we are happy to announce that he has fully recovered. 0,BqALLEY, Gypsum City, Kas. "O'Malley." Rooms with Rogers. Blushes like a school girl when called upon to recite. Denies being a German. EMMIT E. PETERSON, A.B. Peterson received his A.B. degree Park College in 305. He is a quiet sort of fellow, does'nt have much to do with the rest of the class. His chief amusement seems to be "holding handsn with Jones. XV.xL'rER FREDERICK PINE, Dodge City fi: B H Dodge City High. Sclzool. lcfforsozz Medical College I year. Married Menls League. A living ex- , Kas. i from JOHN ALEXANDER PoWERs, W'arrensburg, Mo. E Powers graduated from the Warrens- burg High School in 'o3 and attended the Normal school there for one year before entering the U. M. C. During the past year, in addition to car- rying on his college work, he has been an assistant police surgeon. Study contra-indi- cated. ample of an earnest student who can com- ' bine Y. M. C. A. work with Greek fraternity. letter -o v.s-'Jae-W'-?' W--P,-vs l HARRX' M. REEDERJ Lexington, Mo. XECDA Co1'1'cspo1za'171zg Sec1'ezfa7'y Class of 'o8. 'iHis voice was soft, gentle and low." Reeder 'has done good work and expects to 4 be a surgeon some day. C. C. PRICE, Versailles, Mo. fb B H - Versailles High School. Prosidevzt Seiziov' Class 'o8. "Compound Catharticf, Close friend of Bull Durham. An easy prey for nurses. Managed University Hospital four years. Likes to become surgically aseptic before watching Cordier operate. f' I 13' PERCY A. RIDDLER, Kansas City, Mo. E qw B H Sf. Paufs College two years. P'7'CSl-dC'1Zl fb B II '07-,o8. Likes the ladies. Guardian angel of Q3 B II pledges. Can cuss if necessary. BENI. FRANKLIN Rom, Chanute, Kas. EE Roe is a good fellow and a goocl student. The conservative man of the class and will be a "safe" doctor. fx DANIEL RiXI,l'H RUSSELL, Excelsior Springs, Mo. E The class of 'o8 acquirecl Russell cluring the sophomore year. His freshmen work was taken in the lleclico-Chi College. MixRroN XNM. Rooms, Maysville, Mo. PE Rogers has been a teacher for years and years. He's just beginning to come to earth again and is fast gaining the popularity he deserves. VVILLIAM THOMAS SINGLETON, JR., Kansas City, Mo. P CDBH Central High School K. C. ,O2. "BillyU has taken active part in all school life. Qur distinguished opthalmologist used to take the hurdles in great style at high school, and hasn't knocked over a hurdle since, Wheeler knows him. WILBUR C. SMITH, Independenc E CI: A Capfa-ia Football ,o6. Coach. ' T1feasu1'e1' C lass '07-OS. "Web,' Smith is the star halfback of the West according to Martin Delaney of the K. C. A. C. He studies just like he plays. e, Kas. JOHN W. STOFER, Attica, Kas. Stofer graduated from Attica High School and later attended K, U, He is 3 quiet fellow and a good student. "He don't know where he's going, but he's, etc., etc." l VV. BENJ. S'l'I2XY.XRDJ Bowermills, Mo. - Sc'c1'cfury Sclzior Class. Ben put in one year at the Kansas City General Hospital and six months at St. George Hospital. This, together with his work at U. M. C., will fit him for good work. Y LEO bl. SVVANN, National Military Home. EE Swann became famous his first year by his revision of Gray's Anatomy. Since that time his extremely good looks and good nature have made him a popular student. ROLLAND STEWART, Brookfield, Mo. P1'csfz'rlc1zt Class '06-'07, .E fb A Rolland has to be good-he's married. He's been a farmer and a school teacher. He has practiced medicine among the col- ored folks of Louisiana. But in spite of all this he is a hard student, a genuine medic, and a good fellow. "He'll do." ,j Wiiislow has done Qoocl work especially in Opthalmology since he entered this class. Member of Society for Prevention of Sleep EDBIOND EDWARD SWEENEY, Ravenwood, Mo. Sweeney taught for seven years, and it will take him seven years more to read his notes. He has written volumes upon vol- umes of notes. L. HERBERT WILBUR, Kansas City, Mo. EE VVilbur is taking a five years' course an hopes to finish up this year. .ToHN M. SLf'r'roN. EE cb B IT Sutton is 21 living example of a gentle- man. He is one of the few real students in the class. A friend to every body and loved and respected by faculty as well as student bodv. . r ' l - 3-1 X llifgl fa l llvfiig ll' l e efmllll lf' l lllls- E 1'fF'x " fl ' x e l g -1- lin ieY' Ml -ll f .M 5' ,y Vx N five-K '-- l HRMLNTER l"q'0"S -o ve' Efhe Bldg nf the lihgairizrn az ez Qliiizrn BY J. PHILLIP KANOKY, Professor of Dermatology. F all the multitudinous demands made upon the time and sympathies of the physi- cian none is more important than that which calls on him to exercise his in- dividual right as a voter and a responsible member of the community in which he strenuous life which usually falls to the lot of the practitioner of medicine the duties of citizenship are liable to be neglected and the privilege of the free-born American relegated to the office seeker and his horde of followers. People generally, and the physician in particular have long labored under the im- pression that the only duty that legitimately belonged to the medical man was the one performed as an attendant to the sick, that whenever the physician departed from this well established rule and took part in any controversy that was n-ot strictly in line with his professional duties, he lowered the dignity of the profession of which he was a mem- he resides. In t ber. This erroneous idea has existed so long that it has become an accepted factor in governing the daily conduct of the physician. Nevertheless, I believe that such a conclusion is erroneous, and detrimental, not only to the physician, but likewise to the community in which he dwells. The physician is expected to be a learned man-a man who, by training and ex- perience, is far above the average in mentality and discriminative judgment. That be- ing the case, he is far better fitted to perform the duties of a citizen than those people less favored. For that very reason the physician would be a safe man in politics. Be- cause of his judgment, his knowledge and his integrity, none are better fitted to deter- mine the questions that confront the officers of a municipality. Furthermore, by tak- ing part in the municipal government of his city, he places himself in a position where he may demand to a far greater extent the respect of the professonal politician, which is not now accorded the physician. I believe the doctor should have a voice in state legislation, and further, that the government of all eleemosynary institutions, hospitals and asylum-s, should be placed absolutely under the jurisdiction of the medical profession. As it is now, these insti- tutions are under the control of politicians, who in many instances have no idea of the inmates' requirements, and who probably care less. All of these institutions should be removed from without the influence of the professional politician. To make this possi- ble, it is necessary that physicians should be elected as representatives of our state gov- ernment, that they may give their advice and counsel in the procurement of judicious leg- islation for the protection of the people. It has been my experience, on several occa- sions, in the legislative halls of our state, at Jefferson City, to learn the insignificant influence wielded by the medical profession. Not even the most ordinary and neces- sary laws for the protection of the human family can be passed without solicitation of the influence of the professional politician. It is not only essentional that the medical profession should be a factor in politics, but also that it should act unitedly on all mat- ters concerning its own welfare. As an organization, the influence of the medical pro- fession is practically nil, yet there is no man who has more influence, as an individual in his community, than the doctor. It is -strongly urged that all medical organizations have committees composed of their town members, whose duty it should be to watch all legislation, and whenever possible and consistent with the welfare of the community, urge the selection of a physician as a representative of our state legislature. Let the physician be something more than a mere instrument of convenience, utilized only when wanted and seriously wanted, for, as has been said, he is a man of education and training to peculiarly fit him for the exercise of good judgment, and make him a capable and competent adviser in matters appertaining to legislative requirements for the protection of the health of the people of a state, and the care of its sick and in- digent. It is only as a united power that the profession can demand the political recog- nition for which it must now humbly petition. -i1 i.-il Ellyn Ignlire Smrgvun BY W. A. SHELTON, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Anatomy. , HE dangers which attend professional life are many. The road to honor and success has many pitfalls which are at times difficult to see and avoid. At the of very beginning of his career, the young professional man should definitely settle a, few things, such as what is to be his chief aim, and what his standard of success. The old idea, advan-ced by some of our most prominent thinkers, that medical men must shun political life, should be relegated to the past, and the profession urged to enter into the spirit of public affairs, and to advance steps for necessary medical legislation whereby laws for the betterment of themselves and the public in general could be en- acted. VVe cannot expect such legislation by narrowing, our professional life so as to hold ourselves entirely aloof from things political. However, the political life for the doctor or surgeon is the danger signal in the pathway of some and should often be regarded as a pitfall to be seen and avoided. The Police Surgeonship is essentially a political office, but fortunately for the Police Surgeon it does not prohibit him from engaging ssion. Nor would I deem it advisable for anyone, who, having already chosen his particular line of work, to accept any position, political or wtherwise that would thwart, for any period of time, this preconceived purpose, or would lvinder .him in any way from following the course of preparation for such a career. A ke position, with its necessary political environments, when the original aims and .deas are kept well in mind, should aid rather than hinder such a course. in the private practice of his profe an-is -' .' Ao , gl ups- Qeminiarenrez nf the Evan BY SAMUEL C. JAMES, M. D., Professor of Principals and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. ' HEN asked for an article, with the above caption, I feel like asking you to come with me across the dim vista of the past, and kindly help me to brush away the webs from my brain, as I hardly know where to commence my story or what to say when I do. Must I tell the readers of the "Scalpel" the truth, the whole truth, and noth- ing but the truth, about your short-comings, the little differences that occurred between you and the dean from time to time? We can't do it, boys, for everything was wiped off 'tOld Dad's" memory, when you said you wouldn't do it any more. These stories that you hear around the college about rough houses, stairway rushes, explosive chemicals, attached to the benches by forgetful .students are fabrica- tions-criminal lies. Again when some colleague speaks about the unfinished parades that were suddenly checked by offensive police interfernce, with free rides thrown in, I stand ready to prove an alibi. Show me the man who ever saw disarranged benches, pyramids of chairs, ornamented with detached chandeliers, and I will say to him, "You of clean hands speak outj' and not one charge will be made. Again, during my seven years of administration as dean I never saw but one of you enter the doors of a saloon, and when that fact was mentioned from the arena there were only fifteen that acknowl- edged a visit to a similar place and each one had a valid excuse. Vlfe shall not dig up any skeletons, in fact, we do not know their resting place. U. M. C. ha-s her foot ball, sing-sing clubs, her brass band, her Aesculapian, Beta and Delta societies. As of yore our freshmen are ignored, our sophom-ores tolerated, our juniors recognized, and our seniors adored. It is with pleasure that my mind can wander back to the days when you as members of the class of '08 and others visited the deanis office for the first time, some of you with bright expectant faces, full of hope and vigorous determination to succeed, and others seemingly without a thought of the vicissitudes and problems that would confront them. Some in the past, had the coun- sel and careful guidance of loving parents, and later, the advice and watchful care of painstaking instructors. Others were men of mature years who had tried without suc- cess other professions and occupations and turned to medicine as their las-t hope. With it all a large majority of you have 'fproved out" and are a credit to your Alma Mater. I have talked to you about yourselves, and now I will have a few words to say about U. M. C. The University Medical College is entering on her twenty-eighth year of school life. This institution opened its eyes and put on its swaddling clothes for the first time in the office of our esteemed friend and honored trustee, Professor Flavel B. Tiffany. From a class of ten or twelve students and an empty treasury it has ad- vanced to a college of national reputation, and today we have a graded class of over two hundred men, largely college graduates, each student forced to meet high pre- liminary requirement before being admittd. Now as to the graduation requirements we are ranked with the best schools of our land, It was only a few years ago that our diplomas were barred by some of the state examining and licensing boards. The Association of American Medical Colleges dropped us from her honor roll, a discredit to which we were not entitled. But today every state in our broad land welcome the alumni of our college, and you will find your diploma a letter of credit with every examining and licensing board in the country. Of the twelve schools in the state of Missouri there are only two, the Washington University of St. Louis, and the State University at Columbia, that stand a-s high in the educational world, and they enjoy about the same points of credit as we do. In the United States there are only eight or ten medical colleges that out-rank us, and they are institutions with large endowment. How do we stand with the National Association of Medical Colleges? I will tell you, We not only have been taken into her confidence by reinstatement, but in the last seven years our school has been honored by having one of its faculty twice called to the presidency of the National Body, a distinction no other college in the United States claims. Now what is the cause of this great prosperity? Is it an incidental condition as a lesult of good times? No. For when we look around us, we find that in the last five or six years a large number of medical schools have closed their doors, or consolidated with other schools, largely on account of the advanced requirements necessary for ad- mission and graduation. With us we saw the handwriting on the wall. We knew that it was "quality more than quantity" that would win out, and we adopted that as our standard. That, coupled with a thorough and scientific course of medicine and sur- gery, taught by up-to-date educators, who search the hospitals and laboratories of both continents each, year to secure the latest ideas and technique in teaching, and which is presented in such a manner easily grasped by the student, and supplying him with thorough understanding of the fundamental branches in medicine, as well as equipping him with the latest discoveries here and abroad, is what gives our college its enviable reputation among medical colleges. 52122115 nt' thc lgrnfeaainn BY J. M. ALLEN, A. M., M. D., L. L. D. Professor of Diseases of the Abdomen. benefited by his having lived You have selected for your profession one of the 'if broadest fields that civilization offers for individual renown as well as the greatesi possible chance for benefiting and increasing the happiness of the human family. You must not forget that when Darwin announced his theory of survival of the fittest that it covers all the past as well as all the future of the human race. Applying this to man it is intellectual development that makes him survive the conflict and battle of life. There- fore you must decide today that you will be students of nature and science as long as life lasts and by this be enabled to add many new facts to the glorious profession that you have selected, to gain and retain the good will of your profession without which the life of a physician is a failure. Therefore you should at once get a copy of the code of Medical Ethics and study them well and thoroughly. They will teach you your correct relations to the members of your profession and to the public. And let no tempta- tion seduce you, no matter how flattering from the strong anchoring of a thorough knowl- edge of the medical code of ethics. Don't be disheartened because all of our public prints are filled by the advertisement of charlatans-and quacks, and boasted cures of special diseases, because this charlatanism' has existed long before the days of Hippo- crates and is gradually failing before education and intellectual development and will finally be obliterated by truth itself. And if you follow the advice I have given you, you will be one of an army whose armor is truth, which banished falsehood in the world. The supreme moment of a man's life is when he takes his last look on this earth at his past life. If his life has been guided by truth and a large vein of humanitarianism there is within him that which says, "God's will be done." If on the other hand his life has been full of untruth, fraud and deception, I would imagine in this aftermath there would be wailing and gnashing of teeth and a coward would be before the bar of God. Be truthful, be honest, cultivate humanitarianism. Also be an optimist. Remember that "there never was a cloud -so black but what the sun was shining back of it." HE objects and aims of every individual should be such that the world has been ' ns 6 0 ' 77'Q','3.'f.' E ,,,, i, hi .,.. 2 ' N ,. 1 ha Q, xx 1 N Nifiylfvlillrfulrzll ' 'Nm mn A ..... ..,,, , ar Q ID 1 kan ji lv . Qtgfy o f '91 qi rx: NNN 'N 0 - 1 Q X X K sf' wma A 1 X' Uv. lim "JI, ix Y 1 't I A x3Z:'20's't'o'0'0 x W X f ' l X XQZZOWV9 r 01 .f l a i WZ' ' Q' . M -. 'fA 'WE J 5 VL 17 'ff - A ' X , 'shingle lu, r ' ff V- y j 'O'Qgl':":"l f - -' 'K V xfxiv 'WA fif . .- N:-QS f' ff 02 f 114.1 r .Q-X 4 f-we f ,,,,-gg. K fx' x E !l.v'f'.ffff 1. 4' fx 3' Q !'f " 'fl fa x My Q , 1 5 ' S QXX if 2 ax oqs? 'xX X , ' , , Q, ' 5 t N W' "f,UfigIf?e e5 '20 1-gs?-xx'.""fg ll N' jx 1 X g ' 5 s . . ww Q K -H ffl f v J I Q I 5 w ' I X . ., - "' N A Mm WW I 1 RX 2 X ' 61 A I 1 I ll ' A ! K f :A A X X x --- X Q " -arc, bf ,555 'K X - :::.,....... - x-----x- T TVXX LLB?- C' I. ALLEN, Rich Hill, Mo. Has learned the use of one drug-bis- ninth subnitrate. Stock 'story-'Tootl Toot! Look out for the handcarf' H. S. KXNDREWS, Cordell, Qkla. Lafzuson Academy, Fall City, Nab., 'OI. "One Whom the music of his own tongue doth ravish like enchanting lA1Ell'1T1O11Y.,, X- LEROY BEISBE, Kansas City, Mo. PE K. U. Liibcral Arts '95-'99 T. N. E. E. X. Has no object in life, goes to school to kill time and, incidentally, people. Has clone nothing Wiser than making U. M. C. his Alma Mater. ll. R. lillY,XNv, Abilene, lias. .E f11fc'1'11c K. C. GUIIUHYI Hosjiffal. Nationality, "French, bejabersf' Too sinall for a polieeinang will probably lianclle a pick. R. T. l1RowNV, lnclepenflenee, Mo. CI? B 1-I A551'si'a+1zt Phu1'11zacv11fz'cc1l Lab01'af01'y. Voted dry for Independence? Destina- t' -Druffvist in prohibition state. ion 6,5 X lf liillI,lY11S, Sliericlan, Wfyo. A . 4- 4 . FE CIP A sgftlfflff ECflif0l'IitIf Staff. BIIILICI' ,4l'C'l0lClllj', Butler, ilffo. House physician University Hospital: a favorite of tlie nurses. The height of his ambition to finfl a reliable hair restorer. X I' , ERNEST BUTT, Atchison, Kas. PE, Stuff Plzofograjzlzef' Scalpcl. ceeds admirably. Devoted to his work. C. E. DUCKETT, Milford, Mo. XE fl: A Nornzal Academy, Colzmzbzlz. Sfafc Normal, LVGI'7'CllSZ7Zl7'g. Advocates free use of bichloride. Mar- ried after his sophomore year. His father pays the bills to keep him out of mischief. I. L. EDMONDSON, Stella, Mo. E fb A M01'1'z'sz'z'lZc College, M'01'r1'z's'zfz'lZc, TWU. ho less conspicuous than his home. Strives not to attract attention and suc- H. C. EMIZRY, Fay, Olqla. EE fl, B H llfYCSILC7'1I Dmztfzl Collage, K. ilfo. Home Pfzy51'c'1'a11 Ulll-T'c'l'' Hospital. Specialty, Savoy clinners with his friends. Nothing' cleaner than his Character, unless it be his clothes. "tk j ll FI,l2'llCllliR, Kansas City, Mo. llfvczlalvfzzz C!11'1'xz'1'a1zi College, lflfmlvluclll, Jlfo. ' Destination - Motornian Metropolitan street railway. jizniu' FARNIQR, llarnes, Kas H3 Sealife! Ea'1'f01'1'aI Staff. Salina Nofuzcil 303. Lifes calling-Getting fellows together on an agreement. "Er is so gut: class er fast gut fur nichts ist." 4, wil J ia .. 151 l. 15' y. Q I ll 1 S I l lf f 11. 1 i 1 1 ll is 4 l li l at il it l 4 4 ll Xe l. ll i ii ,f ' r Q L i , i lil ,i ,Q i E l I l 4 5 1 l P N. W. GETMAN, Kansas City, Mo. XE QBH GD A X Hazzzriltou College. Associate Editor Scalpel. Quarterback '06, H arrtiltoa C ollege. Comes to school when he has no date. Pastime-Talking to the girls over Dr. Grimes' phone. VV. A. FAIR, Trenton, Mo. EE CID B U Associate Editor Scaljncl. Treasurer 707-'OS E "'TWould ill befit me to recount the glories of my past or dwell on future con- quest." R. E. GERSTENKORN, Hillsboro, Kas. 252 Pemzztefs German Academy, Hills- boro, Kas. Dr, Allevfs interpreter. "He's leader ofthe German bandf, Prom- inent member of "Society for Suppression of Good Musicf' Fad: Dress-a new suit for each lecture. XY. L. GR1ififiN , Ph.G., Lamar, Mo. 56011501 ECfI'fC,?i'I'c1l Sfczff. Sf. Louis College of PflCl1'1ll'CILi3' lOl.. . Wioulcl that we were permitted to draw back the veil of the future that we might know what some are good for. I VV. H,XX'NN'iXlllQJ4, Kansas City, Kas. The Armourclale flutter. Is harmless fact they say iiethiiig at all H. bl. IJARKVR, Osawatomie, Kas. CD B H EdifO7'-1.71-CTf7'l.Uf Scalpel. Baker U1zi1'fz'cw's1'ty, A T A A He has floiie his dariidest. Angels eciulcl do no more. His friends sax' iiothino' had of him. In C H. L. HESS, Kansas City, Mo. Scalpel Edzlafrial Staff. History, negativeg prognosis, uncertain. Loyal to church and friends. Knows how to be eloquently silent. Going to teach a Sunday school class. Motto: "He that re- fraineth his lips is wise." PERCY B. JAMES, Kansas City, Mo. XE an B H Captain Football ,o8. Adt'c1'fz'sz'1zg Manager Scalpel. Always talking for grades. Destination -Right-end man in minstrel show. C. N. JOHNSON, Andale, Kas. E CD A Left Tackle ,O7. Friends U7Z1'Z'C7'Sll3l ,OI-iO4. Looks like a Quaker but does not act the part. By-word: 'Tm indicated." Qpens jackpot on suspicion. G. A. Ki1,P,xTRiCiQ , XVilbm'ton, Qkla. I. A. Kxooif, Paola, Kas. PE QDA Soulful Ecl1'fo1'1'al Staff. Ht'lll'Vl' lfc'iIClUll'S illllllfclfjl Aclzflcflzy. illzzsleogcc, Olela. Pastime-Cussing his roommate. N. A. limo, Ellis, Kas. fb A Soulful EClI'l0I'I'fll Staff. Sf. JOIZIIVS ill1'lifa1'y nlvclclmlzy, Salina Kas. Destination-Chauffeur. Destination as blank as his history. J An infinitesimal amount of protoplasin. H. T. MoRToN, Kansas City, Mo. ,TE fll B H Scalpel Editovfial Staff. West11c1i1fzste1' K, A. Ufoodson Institute, Richnczond, Mo. Lost respect of class by putting out fire of Union station. A professional grafter. Vlforking U. M. C. for degree. L. A. L.x'1'1MmR, Seneca, Kas. PE Nenzeha Cozlzzlzercial College, Seneca. Q uacrterbacle ,OO-,OI. House Physician U'1lfUCl'Sl'f3' Hospital. Loves the girlfsj, but dare not tell them SO. J. H. lXflORRISON, Hillsdale, Kas. Wasltbtzvwc Academy, Topeka, Kas. Kansas City School of Law. Modest as a maid that sips alonef' "Beau- tv's ensign yet is crimson." Associates orincipallv feminine. Most attractive fea- ture-liis mustache. Destination-NVaslb ing dislies for his wife. NV. E. BTOWERY, Hill City, Kas. XE Motto: Vlfhoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing and obtaineth favor with the Lord. Very assiduously devoted to domes- tic affairs. C. D. USBQJRNE, Marshall, Mo. 15 Thinks twice before he speaks, erally says nothing. josliifu NUTZ, All., Fort Scott, Kas. .E QD B II Scaipcl Edz'f01'z'aI Staff. Cl71'fSZLI.tlll Broflzcrs' College, Sf. Louis, Tackle mm' Cufvfaizz '95-'99, H'YflSll'f'7lgfOll U1ll.'Z'Cl'Sl'f5' CCTf7ILGl'II 1900. fzzfvrzzc Sf. fOfZlI'S Hospital '03-'O4. Has become too fat to play football. Might make a center if he could play, but he can,t-'cause "he's married nowf' then gen- l 47 il l r lil ill iz, li. ll' lt i S li ll il l i i i l 1 V l l l R. XY. li,R.XTI-IER, Excelsior Springs, Mo. 1E CID B 1-I E "A liorsel a horse! MV kinvcloni for a , 6 horseln Ponies preferred. R. P. PRICE, IR., Slater, Mo. l H3 Guard ,O4-,O5. Assisfazzf BIISIUIIUSS .lfazzagef Sealpel. Favorite soeietv: Buffaloes and K. K. K. Everyboclys friend. E. A. PoND, Fort Scott, Kas. XE 11: B H Business Manager Scalpel. Right Tackle, '07, Kansas Normal College '98, Strives to hurt no one, but first to please nurses. Has abnormal appetite for chop suev. XY. L. Rnnmis, Argentine, Kas. E Riglzf End, CC7flf0li1l, Second Tcanizl. 1' K. U. L1'bc'1'aI A4775 'O5. His friends call hini "Dusty" He's a sort of funny cuss. J. R. ROGERS, Lucas, Mo. PE A typical "Ya11kee.J' i "Who for the most part is incapable of anything but dumb show and noisef,-S .af Hall thinks. 'L I 1- 1. E. Roy, Clarence, Mo. E fb A Home PlZ3'Sl'C'1.Clll U1zz'z'c1'sz'ty Hospital. Q By word: 'fDad burn it-By cripesfl 'Klf others he hrainecl like me the state tottersf' O. R, RooKs, Trenton, Mo. E Civfculation MG7ZG'g'61' Scalpel. M. S. U. 305 Academic. His parents' favorite-an only child. CHARLES SANDY, Kansas City, Mo. Pastinie: Bucking automobiles. Destina- tion: Hostler. C. R. I. Sz P. roundhouse. F. M. SMITH, Independence, Mo. Was a common freshman, but grew into a proud junior. Grows Vandykes while you Wait. R. C. TRUEBLOOD, Beloit, Kas. -E President JIIIH-07' Class. Scaljvcl Ed1'zf01'iial Staff. XVill minister to the spiritually as well as to the physically diseased. Qne of those fel- f lows who put cream and sugar in their Con- somme at the 13 banquet. J. H. TAPSCOTT, Lone jack, Mo. FE, State Nornzal, IfVa1're1zsbzz1'g. Quiet, unassuming, a good st most. Roy FRANCIS VYON CANNON, Galena, Kas. Advocates use of argyrol for hemorrhage May he add yearly to his store of knowl edge as he has to his name. Member of S P. S. C. G. udent-al- JOHN R. WoRLEY, Osawatomie, Kas. H. O. VVITTEN, Coffeyburg, Mo. JE qv A VV'ill leave his footprintsg where, the Lord only knows. Talks slowg thinks slowerg his military bearing out of all proportion to his military grades. Official physician to the Class. ,.1'-" Sv"'oW f E, f all f. TA E :,..ff"- fr 1: ,,-1- : ll, C E, 'fn Aj-'- ,, QA AQ X f lik tx K 'eww V af X vr 1 . N ' is ' p--N ' f WR-Si - , pk . .i ifeizaxw ' 1 ' ' '-ti NY . . , 315.951, 3 it "'Q"i1i53'l'f-il I :W l l M uff. . - . will X .,' ,.-X ir" XX iilktlx- Q X ' ex X X X I if i X X XXXX XX XY XX N N XX Ellie linhergrahuaie BY ARTHUR E. HERTZLER, A. M., Ph. D., M. D., Professor of Diseases of Women and Clinical Gynecology. By fundergraduatei' is meant a medical student in the catalog sense. By doctors he is sometimes regarded as a foetal doctor but he isn't at all. Phylogenetically all foetuses are alike, little frizzie-wizzies with little boxing-glove-like nubs for extremeties, With small fluid-containing projections for a head with a much preponderating mass es- thetically called the caudal extremity. Medical students are not all alike any more than all doctors are alike. Some wise one has said that the boy is father of the man, or something to that effect. Now the undergraduate is not only the advance agent of the future doctor but a real true-to-life model. As the student is, so will the doctor be. No school ever made a doctor and no school ever prevented a man from making a doc- tor of himself if he has ever felt The Great Hunch. Now we teachers tin the catalog sense please rememberj sometimes speak of how so-and-so has "come out" since he was a freshman. That is nothing more than a piece of conceit on our part. So-and-so has been out all the While and we have just found it out. I discovered this delusion some years ago. Now when I see a Shell I just suspend judgment. Somebody may come out-that is where I can see him sure enough but there is no creation de novo, as the wise ones say, for he has been there all the while. In other words, he has just be- gun to perambulate within the range of my vision fapologies to Houser.J Now I regard it as necessary to "flunk" twenty per cent of sophomores. Not that any certain number need it any more than any others but for its salutary effect on the class following. A As already stated, I have for some time felt that students are not rightly judged when they are considered as biological entities. I could never get a working system, however, until Parmenter produced his really notable sketch. He there presents, alle- gorically one might almost say, the whole history, not of each year of student life, but of the different kinds of individuals which go to make up the medical profession as a whole. We recognize in the Freshman the type of medical man who is serious and en- thusiastic, but is limited in his range of knowledge and conception. He goes about his professional work with a deep feeling of responsibility. He abort-s typhoid fever and pneumonia fand believes itl. He has unbounded faith in aconite in "fevers,' and in antiphlogistine in "inflammation of the bowels." He is the homeopath of the regular profession. The professional Sophomore is not so numerous but he seems more so for the same reason that you cannot judge the number of coyotes by the sound, nor the size of autos by the odor that lingers after them. He is the "heap big doc." He speaks of "ripping open abdomens" as if they were pumpkins, and I sometimes think he believes the two are synonomous. He knows not only medicine in all its branches but also the stump and the roots-particularly the latter. He knows a lot of other things. He can tell by the plants in the window if inside you buy three roses for a quarter, or if a uni- formed gent is there to mix things for the stomach. He also knows that a red sign does not always mean a drug store. The Junior is the real smooth article. It was for him, as a matter of fact that the term, undergraduate, was coined. He represents a class of individuals designed by nature for the insurance business. Just take a look at Parmenter's picture and imagine. this scene: A furious noise, a cloud of dust and an odor of gasoline. This commotion stops in front of a mansion. Out steps Doctor Junior. He ascends the steps rapidly, bows at the doorbell and announces his presence. The maid knows intuitively that it is The Doctor. He deposits his headpiece in the hall and hastens to m-eet the Lady in the drawing room. f'Yes, it is a. very fine morning." "Yes, Three Weeks is a great character study." Now when she returned from the theater she was informed by the nurse that Reginald had learned how banks are made to assign and he had tried to serve the candy man around the corner the same way. As a result he refused to lap cream and breakfast cereals. Dr. J. hastens to the sick room and after inspecting the little railroad train and toy auto he announce-s that the patient has rhinopharyngitis. Pneumonis and appendicitis are threatening and if not checked coxitis may result. Skil- ful treatment may succeed in preventing these complications. He gets busy with a. prescription blank and here is the result: Hydrargerie chloridie mightie, Granum Centum unum less ninetie, Ft. Chartae as many as will makie. Sign One when Regie will takie. Delivered of this he ha-stens to his awaiting conveyance and the horn of that ve- hicle properly diagnoses the whole affair as it goes down the street: Frost! Frost! Frost! And the Senior? Most men who take up medicine are seniors from the time they matriculate. Serious men with a definite goal before them. Conscious of their op- portunities, buoyed up by the consciousness of their power, possessed and attainable, and acutely sensible of their responsibilities. This is the class of men who make the medical school, and make teaching a position of pleasure and honor and make the pro- fession of medicine what it is, and who must be looked to to develop it to its ultimate possible limits of usefulness. Uhr Health Eeparimvni nf iltunawa Qlitg, Miaanuri BY ST. ELMO SANDERS, M. D. City Physician, Adjunct Professor of Anatomy. I"" HE Board of Health Department of Kansas City government is organized with the Mayor as ex-officio president, the city physician and sanitary superintendent, L'-J the health officer, the chief of police, the chief of the fire department and the superintendent of streets. This board has charge, through the city physician and sani- tary superintendent, of all matters connected with the public health and the sanitary conditions of the city, also the treatment of the poor, and the regulation of quarantine of contagious diseases. The city physician is recognized as the head of the department, ,,, ,.. l ,, .. , Ziff f"f21f 4? lf, . A Q "U . 'fi' ,rf Qi! 2.,,,lzz,: .7 9 w, ,:rsp?f2.b5If.3 bzfcj, ,!3YfO, l Q E and his full title is "City Physician and Sanitary Superintendent." The health officer is, by direct ordinance, placed under the control of the city physician and sanitary su- perintendent. The health officer is designed more especially to look after sanitary matters, while the city physician has direct charge of all of the city hospitals, the con- tagious diseases, the dispensary at the city hall, and, since the eighth of Janaury, 1907, all emergency cases, such as accidents, injuries, poisonings and the like. For the treatment of the sick, in the dispensary service there are three assistant city physicians, Dr. Paul Lux and Dr. Julius Frischer, each of whom graduated from the University Medical College in 1905, and one colored physician, Dr. T. C. Unthank, who makes the calls on the colored people. Dr. Lux and Dr. Frischer are each on duty half a day at the city dispensary, and for half a day are making calls. Dr. Frischer attends the workhouse from six to eight p. m. - , In connection with the dispensary at the City Hall there is a good stock of drugs in charge of a graduate pharmacist. This stock of drugs is composed of standard pharmaceuticals and chemically pure drugs of the highest grade that can be purchased. The -drug room also keeps in stock in a refrigerator, anti-diphtheretic serum, anti-strep- ticoccic serum and vaccine. These serums and vaccines are the best that can be -ob- tained. At the City Hall is also located the emergency hospital, where all cases of acci- dents, injuries, poisonings and' acute sicknesses are taken and given temporary treatment. This hospital consi-sts of a well equipped operating room, a female department with three beds, bathroom and lavatory, and a male department with eight beds, bathroom and lavatory. Three surgeons are in charge of this hospital, each standing an eight hour watch, Dr. W. L. Gist, U. M. C., '06, Dr. R. A. Shiras, U. M. C., '06, and Dr. Ford B. Rogers, Northwestern, '06. The general hospital, which is located at Twenty-second and Cherry streets, where all classes of hospital cases are taken and treated, has one hundred and eighty- five beds The city is just on the eve of abandoning this building for the new general hospital which is being erected at Twenty-third and Cherry streets. This new hospital will be fire proof and absolutely modern in every detail. It will have five hundred and forty-four beds. It will be so arranged that prisoners can be taken care of as well as the milder contagious diseases of childhood. The present force of the general hospital consists of the house surgeon, Dr. Paul B. Clayton, U. M. C., '07, the assistant house surgeon, Dr. R. C. Henderson, U. M. C., '06 and four gradu- ated internes There are twenty-three female nurses and five male nurses. When the new hospital is occupied, this force will be considerably increased. The St. George Hospital, which is located near the Randolph bridge, in the ex- treme northeastern part of the city, on the banks of the Missouri river, is used as an isolation hospital for smallpox patients. This hospital is in charge of Dr. Pipkin, a graduate of the Kansas City Medical C-ollege. Under him is a suitable corps of nurses and assistants. Dr. Eugene Carbaugh, a member of the U. M. C. faculty, is the chief inspector of contagious diseases, and is the final referee in the diagnosis of contagious diseases. Dr. Carl Jackson, the health officer, U. M. C., 1897, has charge of twelve sani- tary inspectors, who served more than fifteen thousand notices to clean up and abate nuisances within the last year. In the dispensary department last year, about six thousand patients were treated, and twenty-two hundred calls or visits were made at the homes of patients. In the emergency hospital about four thousand cases were treated. At the general hospital about three thousand cases were treated. The average length of stay for each patient in the general hospital was three weeks, and the death rate a fraction over ten per cent. Counting out of thi-s mortality the patients who died within the first twenty-four hours after being brought to the hospital, the mortality drops to six and one-half per cent. If we were further to count out the cases of tuberculosis, the mortality would drop to approximately three per cent. SQFHOHOHEB ,J 1 N Q X W N ff 4 ATI' ,fm Q FM MSX X51 X 0 I 10 RQ .www 2 K 3 H p 'iggsi5seisgsa.. N R S23 K f 4 ,--.-iwfiaieggifisswx Q W A, S X QQXA QM 3 I X fi N i 5 WN X 1 H5525 iss: messy Q sms 1 wk . AQ Ng 5 , w:!ln'iaals f s 'HQHNNNN Niki 'E!:'i'li!m' . N: X "if 'saliiir fi P N V ebfffi,x-591.19 ' .mb Q n Qfffs Q X- - .- ' , g i, , 1 if 2 ' 1 'vw Q H . , N S . x l f SHN QQ I X ff ni Ill Niwi Q , 3 x fy, , Ali M ' mm 435, f .... v1mxQ - .TVIIL 1.23. ,.,-n..,,.. V , -..,,,,,,:1, - - , -W-.-Af, f-,--.,,.,,, .-fn- ,nf 7-W, ,- . -,,,,, ,-.6-QV, W , , rv uf, V , - ----k- f---V ---'A Y ,,,, WW, W A- ,, -W --Y Y, -- Y --A 1 YW, --44 f-1--W -Qi,-,- ' A., -.-V-777-WW Y--V-7,777-,A - V- ! -- V -----f2V2 1 i 4 1 I 2 Svnphnmurw--19111 At this, the close of another year, it seems only fitting that we pause for a brief review of the happenings, experiences and associations that the Sophomore Class of the University Medical College have undergone. Not that in such a retro- spection we may but grow reminiscent, but by linking the past and present together we are enabled to give a more complete class history. ' It was on or about the 2nd day of the month of September, in the year of our Lord Une Thousand Nine Hundred and Six, that the present Sophomore Class, then a green bunch of awkward, bilious, cadaverous Freshmen, gathered at the University Medical College, gazing with open-mouth awe upon the novelty of their new situation and wondering if they would ever become as dignified and important looking as the bunch of students CSophs.j giving eachother the glad hand and inquiring about their summer's practice. After passing the trying period of going before a genial gentleman, who always wears a benign smile QDr. jamesj, and who inquired about the physical, mental and financial status of each, accepted all the hard cash extended to him and gave in return an enrollment card and a Y. M. C. A. hand-book, with instruc- tions to return the next day. Thus this class began its race in the study of medi- cine. 'The members of this class are gathered from seven states, but Missouri and Kansas furnish the majority. The circumstances that first brought some into prominence were the matter of fact questions asked by the Kansas school teacher CLindleyj, the gesticulation of the senator from Kansas QPorterj, the volumes of "hot air" disseminated by the "Argentine Kid" QWolfeD, and the happy and witty remarks of "Kid" Lewis. . Upon its organization, as Freshmen, the class of IQIO elected the following officers: G. S. Gilliland, Pres., E. M. Surface, V.-Pres., O. R. Wolfe, Sec. and Treas.g R. P. Lewis, S. A. At roll call in September of 19o7, a few voices failed to respond, and two new names were entered. Last year we were sixty-two, this year fifty-one. Where are the others, 15 the question asked in wonder and left unanswered. We predict great things for the class of IQIO, and believe from it will come some bright minds who will be an honor to the profession and a credit to the University Medical College. D. S. LONG, '1o. 0112155 0Bi1ir12r5 T. M. MCKAMEY . . . ............. President E. M. MIERS ........ ............ I7 ice-President S. THOMAS RAGAN . . . . . .. Treasurer and Se R. P. LEWIS ....... ................... Atkins, Herbert 112 A E ..... ,- l. - 0112155 131111 Bates, Floyd CID A ................... Burne O. S y, . ...................... . Callaway, L. M., Right Guard '06-'07 .... Callahan, W. P. CID A XE .............. Collier, Leland H. ......... . Coffman, F. M. ........ . Culbertson, Forest XE .... Davis, Chas. F. ........... . Dragoo, Cline H. CD A PE ..... Dyer, James D. .......... . Ernest, I. R. ........... . Freligh, Fred F.. . . . First, Francis. Foster, H. M.. . . ....... .... Gilliland, O. S. CID A Treasurer Athletic Association .... cretary SA. .......Higbee, .......Adrian, . .Kansas City, . . .Marshfield . . . .Kingman, . . . . . .Trenton, .......Beloit. . .Kansas City. . .Kansas City, Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Kas. Mo. Kas. Kas. Kas. . . . . . .Fairfax Mo. .......Odessa, Mo. . .Kansas City, Fort Madison, Kas. Iowa Enid, Gkla. Kansas City, Mo. . . . . .Cameron, Mo. Hunter LaFayett ........................... .... O skaloosa. Kas. House, Raymond G. ........................ .... D ouglass, Kas. Ireland, E. M., D.O. ................... .... K ansas City, Mo. Kagy, M. G. ............................. .... K ansas City, Mo. Kilbourne, O. C., D.O., Capt. F. B. T. 'O7.. . . ....... Laredo, Mo. Lewis, R. F. ........................... .... K ansas City. Mo. Lindley, J. N. CIP A .................... ...... N atona, Kas. Long, David S., Ph.G. rib B TI XE. . . . .Harrisonville, Mo. Liston, O. E. E ............... ........ L ane, Kas. Lvle, C. F.. .. ........ Hume, Mo. McKamey, AT. W. XE ..... . ..Kansas City, Mo. Manley, C. R., Ph.B. ............ .... V epertry Madras British India Miller, George A. ................. ............... C larence, Mo. Miers, E. M., Assit. in Path. Lab.. . . . . . . .Manhattan, Kas. Newlon, Malcolm XE ............. .... T uincoln, Kas. 0'Connell, P. J. CID A. . Qttnian, Carl ........ Qiner, Joy A. ........ . Porter, George F.. . . . Ragan, S. Thomas CID B Reynolds, E. VV. .... . Rhoads, Harmon T. .. Rising, D. S. CID A XE. Roberson, U. YN. .... . Ruth, Edw. S. CID B H lE .... Shelton, Chas. ...... . Skinner, J. Qsman Stofer E. .......... . Van Pelt, C. L. ..... . Wedel, A. J. fb B II XE, .... VVeinberg, A. ....... . VVeston, U. C. . . . . Willielni, T. P. ..... . VVolfe, O. R. CID A ..... Wyfatt, R. B. 11: B II XE ..... v-41 ..r" ing- ..,,: . S- CXFNXX, g'g aaa r I I N I X 7,1-,5 'jw xX I7 A B - W l4ll4'll'l"m QW MWWW N luu,lll11l1llll"'u ""' , ,frmlf f WWW W4 xN im IA 1' K U ., X , V ' R WXR . NNW 3331 fxfinw- 'hs-v'- X, wSSSQT WFqg.3 .llllll iii 44M'l:llt Q :m l . W N lrw lm '- All l 42?g2l jywddu f x 1 i sw 6' xxk . . . .Rosedale, Kas . . . .FairfaX, Mo .Kansas City, Kas ......Caney, Kas Kansas City, Mo . . . .BristoW, Qkla .Cheauteau, Mont Kansas City, Mo .Canon City, Colo Mound Ridge . . . . .Aurora, .Kansas City, .Kansas City .......Paola, Mound Ridge 9 Kas Kas Mo Mo Kas Kas . .Kansas CTty, Mo . . . . .Osgood, Kas . . . .Brayiner, Mo . . .Argc-zntine, Kas . .Fort Smith, Ark Ellie Eurtnfu liaratinn BY A. H. CORDIER, M. D. Professor Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery, U. M. C. "' physicianis vacation should really have its beginning during his college days. If it is onl a night at a theater a Saturday afternoon at the end of the car line in the ' ' ' ' , t' , l in olf, taking pictures country or half day once in awhile fishing hun ing p ay g g or a good walk across the country. A physician's occupation is a unique one in many re- . . . . . . i . . f b- spects. It not only carries with lt the welfare of individuals, but the whole financial a ric of all successful and thriving nations is woven about his works. The heavier the burden the more arduous the undertaking. His work is one of great magnitude and NATURE UNADORNED. grave responsibility, necessitating much physical endurance and mental stamina. This brings 'mental fatigue. At all hours of the day and night his work goes on. Sunday, a day of rest and vacation for others, finds the physici-an on his rounds looking after the poor and the rich alike. ls he not entitled to fifty-two days of rest? Most assuredly, yes. It is a matter of taste or fancy as to the location and kind of a vacation the physician selects. It is only too oftenf that this choice is not a wise one. A physician whose daily labor is surrounded by the busy whirl of our modern cities will make a mistake if he selects a fashionable summer reort for his vacation and imagines he is getting a vacation. while he is eating lobster salads and other indigestible articles, drinking iced drinks both soft and hard, losing sleep and breathing impure atmosphere while attending fashionable balls and receptions. lf he calls this a vacation he is deluding himself and will return to work unrefreshed and his work will be more burdensome than be-fore he .left it. A trip to any of the great medical and hospital centers, while of inestimable value to the physician from the standpoint of knowledge gained and should be taken often, should not be called a vacation, but hard work and should never rob him of the vaca- tion and rest which is so justly due him. I know of no better way to spend a vacation than to go hunting and fishing, you may not catch many fish or kill many elk, deer, moose or bear, but you will witness na- ture in all her glory. You will live in weather that will invigorate you and the sunshine will make the bloom of youth return to your pallid cheeks. He who goes hunting into the mountains to shoot and kill alone does not reap the full benefit of his outing. On trips of this char- acter many virgin ravines 'and cliffs are viewed for the first time by the white man, and he would be a dull observer if he did not profit by such a lesson. Nature unadorned is found on all sides on these trips. An eagle's nest far up in the mountains stored away in the place most inaccessible to both many and beast elicits a profound admiration for the sagacity of this noble bird, the little striped ground squirrel as he busies himself, unaware of your presence, or rather not fearing a stranger, in gathering pine cones and storing them away for his winters use is an evidence of thrift ever enjoyed by the lover of nature. To see the little fellow as he chatteringly runs to THE ROOSEVELT OF U. M. C. the top of a pine tree to his work and to watch him as he cuts and shoves the pine cones from their attachments and seemingly in a careless manner drop them to the ground, makes one admire him both for his sagacity and for the untiring zeal with which he goes about his work providing for a rainy day. Always take your camera with you on. your vacation. It is an excellent though harmless gun to use on big and little game on a hunting trip. A snap shot with a kodak often 'brings a trophy more lasting than a 45-70 Winchester rifle. With photo records you can live your trips over again on long winter evenings. I know of nothing so re- freshing to the tired body and wearied brain as to pause in a locality surrounded by un- burnished Nature where every pine or spruce tree is beckoning to you with hospitable hands, to pitch your tent and make your home beneath their wide spread and protecting arms. You feel your welcome and are assured of a bounteous feast from Nature's store- house filled to overflowing with glorious sunshine, fresh air and grand scenery. Who would not enjoy a stay in such a sanitarium, the very roof of which appears as the ceiling of Heaven studded with myriads of sparkling diamonds. The pleasures of camp life are memories ever to be enjoyed in after years, when in a reminiscent mood, ones goes over his outing trips. The snapping of the dry pine boughs as they are thrown on the camp fire, the tongues of the flame as they dart up- ward like lightning to disappear into the halo of darkness amid myriads of meteor-like Eire sparks, is la picture so firmly and pleasantly fixed on one's memory that he will long to live this trip over again. V All the unpleasant occurrences, the hardships endured and the disappointments are soon forgotten, and in their stead one thinks of the camp fire affability-of the story-swapping experiences, of sound restful sleep, good appetites and digestion and the lucky catch of that big trout, or the grand scenery witnessed while tracking elk, deer, moose or bear. ' My friend, be you hunter or fisher, d-o you not agree with me? After all, we derive much pleasure in. this life from what we eat, how we sleep, what we see and how we look at it. Dear doctor, take a trip of this kind, you will return with a ravenous appetite, a castiron digestion, new blood coursing through your blood vessels, you will have re- newed interest in your office or other duties, and will make firm resolutions to return to the woods again next year. E112 Grail I am tired of the asphalt streets o'er which we daily go, Am longing for the old trail-the trail we used to know. I donit want any smooth roads or vehicles rubber tired, I don't want any horses with high titles or nobly sired. I want the trail a-winding amid high mountain crags, And a train of pack cayuses with stout and sturdy- legs. I don't want a liveried driver with uniform so grand, I don't want a procession led by a noisy band. I want the -old Wrangler with his style so queer and quaint, I want t-o see the pictures that no artist e'er can paint. Ishwood trail, Two Ocean Pass, is good enough for me, H-ere wedded dew drops separate, each one to find a sea. At night, the trailing completed, while sitting by the fire, The whole world seems a playh-0-use, what more could we desire? The hunting trips of years ago, with pleasures are reviewed, With many plans for next year's trip, our spirits are imbued. I can see the sparks ascending through the halo of the night. On each peak a star is anchored like a bright electric light. Ah, listen- to the music sweet of the wind among the trees, 'Tis a song of glorious freedom, and do just as you please. Lay aside your high collar, you-r tie and your cuffs, Come with me along the trail to the Rockies' highest bluffs, 'Tis there, the sun shines brightest, the air is pure and sweet, There earth and I-Ieaven, in Nature's bridal bridal chamber, almost meet. When the last cayuse is loaded-, ready for the final start, I want our trails to be the same, or not very far apart. May there be no smooth slide rock 0-r places very high, When' we start on the final trail to the camp high in the sky. All fallen timber in the trail, may the good angels remove, That the journey to permanent camp may be nice and smooth May Game Warden, St. Peter, welcome us as his guests, The hunting season now is closed, the game will get a rest. Q 5 4 Wg x 2 JIIIIU ,A fp-J 9'Xxi1 r' M6 X wvxs W ,N Q.. W m ' .I X if' ' f x QW E55 S 2 O42 CQ , X Q Z onm 4 w, Wa f. . HQ .X N, .3 ,yy vJ X' w I!!-jlliw ..f N , I 'iq N X fan' L I." 5 W X I li' Q ,- I gli I .Q Xjqxgx ii 0 no NNN V ' I k f MILLEE f Q5 S- NNVIA yu, -,., 13- , , .. f W., W , 1-1... QS!-752 Ellrwhmnn '11 CLASS YEL L. Cross bones, skull! Yertebra, seven! Humerus I Scapula l Nineteen eleven! i OFFICERS. EUGENE R. LEXNVIS ............ ......... P msidezzt XXVILLIAM C. G.xDD1s. .. .... l"1'fe-President WALTER I. H.-xRR1soN. ................... 5ec1'eta,1'y HENRY C. ULLERY ...................... Treasurer G. A. AIKEN ..... .... .... C 0 l"l'C'S1701ldl11g Sec1'ez'a1'y FRANK H. TTAIGLER .... ........ S crgcmzt-at-Affnzs -i The Freshman class has enrolled twenty-eight members, this small number possibly accounting in a measure for the unusual peace and quiet t'hat has reigned at the University this year. The effort of the class as a whole, is devoted to mental achievement, rather than physical prowess and the class of IQII will have enjoyed a wonderful growth in knowledge if not in numbers. VVatch us, -- Qllauan illnll Aiken, George A., Richmond, Kas. Johnston, Elza L., Caruthersville, Mo. Bumgart, Ernest F., Kansas City, Mo. King, W. N., Thompson, Mo. Lewis, Eugene R., Kansas City, Mo. Bunch, George, Beloit, Kas. Charlesworth, Fred W., Vinita, Okla. Lowe, Orion, Paola, Kas. Dawson, L. V., Belton, Mo. Davis, J. J., Waverly, Mo. Miller, Edward L., Kansas City, Mo. McElvain, W. G., Kansas City, Mo. Ewing, Harold C., Great Bend, Kas. Spray, G. A., Grenola, Kas. Egbert, Orville E., Leels Summit, Mo. Swaney, james L., Hickman's Mill, Mo. Farr, Fred D., Kansas City, Mo. Scott, D. R., Artesia, N. M. Gilliland, C'harles E., Kansas City, Mo. Shafer, I. N., Edgerton, Mo. Gaddis, William C., Mechanicsburg, O. Ullery, H. C., Girard, Kas. Harrison, Walter T., Kansas City, Mo. Uhls, Russell T., White City, Kas. Harvey, Leland H., Council Grove, Kas. Woods, Archibald D., Independence, M Hutchinson. Robt. B., Springfield, Mo. Woods, A. D., Independence, Mo. Haigler, Frank H., Lebo, Kas. we I as V f!l,4" M1jIjf ' A322 " .ff- tn WM 0 0,- UB If ! iff- . A .L-,TQ-T 2 ', I I 'VW 5 1 M 0 "Y :ix QXKC egg - ' Flhr Nanal Svurgenn RICHARD LIGHTBURN SUTTON, Ass't Sur. U. S. N. fRetired.j O the recent graduate or to the medical man who is not so fortunate as to inherit a lucrative practice in a congenial field, the career of a surgeon in the United States Navy has much to offer. Aside from the matter of sentiment doctors as a class, are far from immune to wan-derlust, while few men find a pair of shoulder straps unbecoming to their particular style of beauty-the material rewards are much greater than those which fall to the lot of the average civil practitioner of medicine. Of the three public services, the navy alone allows the assistant surgeon his pro- motion, with increased rank and emoluments, at the en-d of three years. The course -of preliminary instruction at the Naval Medical School in Washington, to which all newly commissioned men are ordered shortly after appointment, serves, among other things, to give the beginner an excellent idea of the work he will be ex- pected to perform in future. One of the instructors is la lieutenant of the line whose duty it is to look after the education of the student officers in matters nautical. 'So well does he perform the task assigned that few men graduate from the school without a thorough knowledge of at least a portion of the salt water sailor's alphabet. Notwithstanding this pre-fatory training, however, the enthusiastic embryo admiral from the great Middle Welst, who has had little experience with the Bounding Deep and all that pertains thereto, will find his initial experiences on board a man-'o-war more or less disconcerting. The younger ele- ment in the wardroom will strive- to make matters interesting for the newcomer in a variety of ways, and their well directed efforts are usually crowned with success. But it is all "for the good of the service" and the less-ons learned from these youthful tutors are frequently beneficial and seldom forgotten. ' The quarters over which the doctor holds direct sway consist of his cabin in the wardroom, the term applied to the after portion of the gun-deck, which is divided into -compartments, or rooms, for the personal use of the commissioned force, and the hospital or sickbay, with its appended dispensary. The private cabin is rather a minute apartment, about -six by eight feet in size, eq-uipped with a metal folding bed which shuts up against the bulkhead when not in use, several chests of drawers, a combined writing -desk and bookcase with a plate mirror set in the upper portion, la metal rack containing wash bowl, pitcher and towels, and a swivel chair. Ventilation is secured by means of blowers and, in hot climates, an electric fan gives additional comfort. The sickbay is generally located forward, on the upper or lower gun deck, and is a model little hospital, especially on the newer and larger vessels. The beds are of the shelf pattern, with a surrounding rail for additi-onal safety in rough weather, and are of metal, finished in aluminum or enamel. The smaller boats carry from four to six, the flag ships a dozen or more. The deck beneath, of polished or shellaced hardwood, is kept spotlessly clean. Leading out from the bay is a bath room, with tile floor and enamel tub. The dispen- sary, which is an apothecary's shop, a bacteriologic laboratory and a hospital steward's boudoir, all in one, is a marvel of compact utility. Many of the recently completed ves- sels also have tile lined operating rooms, equipped with the best modern furniture. The hospital is under the immediate care of a hospital steward and one or more apprentices. These men are selected not only for their knowledge and ability, but on account of their neatness and gentlemanly deportment as well, and a finer, more efficient corps of nurses would be hard to find. The surgeon's day commences with morning sick call. which the bugle sounds immediately after breakfast. As the little marine trumpeter swells out his chest and sends the doleful strains of "Come and get your quinine, qui-nine, q-u-i-n-i-n-e" meandering between decks, the sailors who desire medical attention go forward to the dispensary. Here they are ex- amined, admitted to the sickbay if necessary, or placed on the UBinnacle list,' a slip of paper bearing the names of those recommended to be excused from duty. Some re- ceive treatment and are sent back to work. Occasionally, though rarely, a malingerer is encountered. By 11 o'clock the doctor is generally free to do as he chooses. A micro- scope, with plenty of supplies, is always furnished, and the late edition of standard media cal works are supplied on requisition. The willing, conscientious student is given every encouragement to pursue special studies or do research work. Service at sea is alternated with shore duty in naval hospitals, at recruiting sta- tions or in universities, every two or three years. The life is a varied one, replete with interesting experiences. To the young prac- titioner who is willing and able to meet the not unreasonable requirements of the ex- amining board, the prospect is no more alluring than the realization is satisfactory. Ellie Armg Snrgenn ' BY A. W. NlcARTHUR, M. D., Lecturer on Minor Surgery and Surgical Dressings. Vi writing an article for the U. M. C. Year Book upon the subject of "The Army 1 5 Surgeon," I hardly know where to begin nor where to leave off, for the subject is l-4 one so varied in its aspect that to cover the ground- thoroughly would make an article much too long for the purpose for which it is intended, however, briefly, I will endeavor to present a few facts and figures depicting the advantages and disvantages of a career in the medical department of the U. S. A., for the average young man who has but rcently come into possession of the much coveted D." degree. The medical department of the U. S. A. is probably more civic in character than that of any other branch of the service and to begin with will say, that any young man imbued with the spirit of a military career and whose enthusiasm is inspired by the "God of War,'i would do well to pause and ponder e'er he enter upon the life of a sur- geon of the U. S. A. 'Tis true, there might come a time, once more when the clarion notes of the bugle call, "to arms" reverberates through the land and the fires of pa- triotism kindled in the breast of every true American, then the army surgeon's life would change from that of a "hum-drum" existence in some isolated post to an active one at the front, upon the field of battle, but this is an eventuality that should only be considered as a possibility and not by any means as a certainty. Entrance to the medi- cal service of the U. S. A. can be had in two ways, viz., by contract or by commission. A contract is made, as arule,for one year, unless sooner terminated by the Surgeon General, the pay under a contract is one hundred and fifty dollars per month, which never varies, as does that under a commission, the allowances are those of a First Lieu- tenant, these consist of mileage at seven cents per mile when traveling under orders, quarters, fuel and feed for horse, when mounted, everything else must be paid for by the Surgeon, such as expense of mess, uniforms, etc., bachelor officers usually mess together and thirty dollars per month would be a fair estimate of the expense to each man, uniforms probably would average twenty dollars more per month, leaving one hundred dollars to pay other expenses which vary, more or less, according to the char- acteristics of the particular individual, from the above figures it is seen that a thrifty young man could probably lay away nine hundred dollars per year at least. In times of peace the tour of service is ordinarily arranged so the surgeon spends from six to twelve months at a post, the intent being to transfer him from one post to until he has made the rounds, foreign service is the first to which the contract is usually assigned, this being a two years tour of our island possessions, the work is executive as well as professional in character, when stationed at a post, the has charge of the post hospital, is responsible for the efficiency of the service, the safe care of the property, every item of which is charged to him and must be ac- counted for, the hospital corps is also under his direct supervision, the member-sv of which he must instruct in drill, lectures, etc., professionally, he has charge of all enlisted men at the post, the officers, their families, civilian employes and their fami- lies, he is als-o permitted to answer calls outside of the confines of the post, when it does not conflict with his military duties, in this way he can pick up a few extra dol- lars. Some of the principal objections to a contract, in my mind, are: First, the holder, if disabled in line of duty has no pension rights, second, he can be discharged at any time with or without cause, and third, all desirable assignments are usually given to com- missioned officers. Application for a contract should be made to the Surgeon General, another surgeon surgeon Washington, D. C., giving professional and moral qualificationsg if these are satisfac- tory and there exists a vacancy, the Surgeon General will probably order the applicant to report to the nearest military post for examination as to his physical and mental fitness to fill the position to which he aspires. A commission is to be preferred should the applicant contemplate adopting the U. S. Army as a permanent field for his medical careerg should he successfully pass the mental and physical examination, he is issued a commission, with the rank of First Lieutenant, the pay being one hundred and twenty-five dollar per month, after five years' service he is entitled to take the examination for the rank of captain, which pays one hundred and fifty dollars per monthg the ranks of Major, Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel and Brigadier General are successively attained by right of seniority, the Sur- geon General is selected by the President from the ranks of the Brigadier Generals on the active list. To him all reports go, he dictates the policy of the medical department of the U. S. Army and is held responsible for the efficiency thereof. Commissioned officers can be discharged only for cause and then not without the right of trial by court martial. At the age of sixty-two, any officer, if he so desires can retire upon half pay, which amount he continues to draw till his death. All commis- sioned -officers receive ten per cent in addition to their regular pay, for every five years service up to forty per centgg after that there is no increase. Socially, the life of the army officer is not unpleasant, particularly so, while sta- tioned at a large post, here he finds much in the receptions, parties, balls and club to help while away what might other-wise be dull and tedious hours if stationed at a Western or so-called frontier post. Much time can be pleasantly spent in pursuits of the rod and gun. Everything considered, I should say that the life of the army surgeon c-ompares favorably with that of the physician in private practice. 'Tis true, he can never aspire to the high honor of being great, as a physician or surgeon for the limi- tations that naturally surround his sphere of work preclude the possibility of his being able to compete with his more favored brother engaged in private practice, the word compete is used here with reference to opportunity, it is obvious that the physician in private practice in a large city with modern hospitals, large clinics and a large clien- tele to draw from, has a much better opportunity to develop his skill and perfect his technic than has the- army surgeon in his more restricted field. I admit that a few army surgeons have carved their names high upon the "altar of fame," but these are the exception and n-ot the rule, a large majority of the truly great, in medicine and surgery, came from the ranks of the physicians in private practice. In ch-oosing one's life work, no matter what the sphere, one important point should be constantly born in mind, viz., that of personal adaptabilityg certain attributes -of character are peculiarly requisite in one to insure a successful military careerg chief among these may be mentioned a thorough command of one's self, for often times, or- ders from a superior officer, harshly given, will prompt the inner feeling to revolt and require all the -strength of a strong nature to subdue. He should next ask himself: Would he be content to lead a roving life with no fixed place that he could call home? Possessed of "thorough self-command," and the last question answered in the affirma- tive, I think, other things being equal, no young man will make a mistake in choosing a medical career in the U. S. Army. Natinnal Lbuarh-Armg, Zliielh mth Glamp Sanitation BY J. THOMAS PITTAM, M. D., Lecurer on Pharmacy. ,"1 HE importance of the medical department of the national guard, as compared with i its other staff departments has been somewhat neglected, but recently the ten- dency 1S to iecognize that department in its true value and give to it more in- ' 1 dependence and power. The statistics of the wars and of the pension department prove that if we could prevent this tremendous and unnecessary loss of life from disease, this country would save in pensions alone in less than twenty years the entire cost of each war. Recent discoveries in sanitation and modern knowledge of bacteriology enable us to eliminate preventable diseases. If a large army be called together hastily in the summer time without proper medical organization, where it can exercise the power of direction and supervision unless it is elevated and fortified with the power necessary to carry out its purposes, there will in a very short time prevail a miserable and wretched condition in that army. It must either have the proper organization or must take the consequences. Every death from preventable disease is an insult to the intelligence of the age, when it occurs in an army it becomes a state crime. This country in the hour of danger expects every soldier if necessary to lay down his life in its defense and honor. It should there- fore give him the best sanitation and the best medical supervision that can be had, and the power to enforce its demands. The medical officer who selects his camp with the foresight of a sanitary engineer and who regulates the camp drainings, and the location of the latrines, who inspects water supplies, food and its preparations, the soldiers' and their cleanliness, and avoids the epidemic of typhoid fever, dysentery and diarrhea which have decimated armies in the past, serves his country better than he who presides over the wards filled with disease, who often through weary days or months of 'suffer- ing, are invalided home or returned to the fighting line in a weakened condition. Ow- ing to the short time state troupes spend in camps of instruction it is difficult to im- press them with the necessity of sanitary discipline, and sanitary organization. The Japanese would never have won that series of brilliant victories unless they had their army in the most magnificent physical condition, and they would not have been in that condition if they had not had the most thorough sanitary government, and medical or- ganization that any army has ever yet had in all history. The medical organization should be the advance agents of an army. The condition of the country from a sanitary standpoint should be known as well as strategically. And if known and used to advan- tage will afford its possessors an advantage over his opponent. Surely, as our citizen soldiers are the backbone of this country and are as good as any in the world, they should have provisions for their health and lives inferior to none in the world. The med- ical officer should be omnipresent. He should be in the front of the army as well as in the rear. He should be with the first screen of scouts, with his microscope and chem- icals, testing and labeling wells so the army to follow would drink no contaminated wa- ter. Every town or hamlet should be examined in its sanitary condition, known in ad- vance of the army, so that contagion and infection, if found, can be isolated and the ap- proaching troups warned. The medical officer should accompany foraging parties and be with the commissariat officers inspecting the various foods, fruits and vegetables sold by the natives along the line of march, long before the arrival of the army, if the 1 1 1 1 1 1 1. 1 l, 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 111 .1 11 .1 11 1 11' i1 '1 111. 11.1 11111 ,11 E. 1 L '1 1, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 food was tainted or fruit over ripe or water required boiling, notices should be posted to that effectg and such should the respect and discipline of every soldier from com- manding officers to the file and rank that obedience to all orders be absolute. The hospitals should be used for the care of casualties caused by shell and shrapnel. And not be loaded to their capacity with preventable diseases, such as diarrhea, dysenteries, typhoid fever, which are the result of improper feeding and drinking and neglected sanitation. These diseases have brought more campaigns to disastrous termination than the strategies of opposing generals or the bullets of their followers. Armies will have their deaths, their killings and their tragedies but they are legitimate tragedies of war, and should not be murders through criminal neglect. Our government will not tolerate the maintenance of a large army in time of peace, its presence being considered a menace to republican institutions, it is, therefore, more necessary to us than to any other country in existence to have the best equipped and most efficient medical department of any service in the worldg a department whose elasticity will be sufficiently great to permit of its rapid extension in the emergency of war. ' At such times, of course, it must draw its working force from civil life. And if the best element of the profession at large is to be enlisted, it is only fair and just to that profession, that it should receive due recognition. The instruction and examination of members of the hospital corps of the national guard is very lax. And the instructions to the rank and file is almost nothing. And the condition is not to be wondered at where we consider that this government pays the medical department nothing for their serv- ices. And in many instances supplies such as medicine, bandages and instruments must be paid for out of their own purse. Some of the states are positively niggardly when it comes to maintaining their citizen soldiery. In 1894 the French in their Madagascar campaign lost seven thousand- men out of fourteen thousand from preventable diseases, most of them could have been saved with proper sanitary and medical provisions only twenty-nine died from bullets. I mention this bit of history to impress upon you if pos- sible the tremendous importance of fighting the silent foe that is always present as well as the open foe in the field. Until the surgeon general department is lifted to a plane far above its pres-ent level and is given power to enforce its prerogatives its fight against the silent foe -that has killed eighty per cent in every war in which America has ever engaged cannot be crowned with victory. It is not for the officer but for the file and rank who brave the brunt of the battle that the appeal should be made. l 1 , 1 THE NURSES OE THE' + I T UNIVERSITY HGSPITAL S9 r X IAQ - sQ'23 , W' .IS v.:QIw E, X X 5 V ES? X T QT X X . X n xxufijpigmw x X I ' T S "Wi Tfflfww " f I hw N! NL xxx T I T T, N ,,, f T S ff "lx ' ,f.x EN - I2 I A H' T ', Y S ' T Z f W-74 agmwxxx ft 1 T W'-M ui ll-I-Qisuig XX "fix X Q! ! , 'SSN f 1 ' Y ' if Si Rx "T ,J 9' x X X X ng f 9 X ? x Xe' g x x T X ANI Y N X XXX K X WX T , , fs' X 7-. ' T 1" Y E T E fy X -E1"T1LL'E.?x?""T VIN ' -QA: I xx f- YV 1 K ' 4 i THE UNIVERSITY HOSITAL Flhv liniurraitg Mnapital HE University Hospital is an outgrowth of the All Saint's The cornerstone was laid on a blustery cold March day of 1881, the Hon. John L. Peck delivering the principal address. Father Jardine, the rector of St Mary s Episcopal church, was one of the prime movers in the building of this hospital. It was Miss Fitzgerald, or as she was afterwards known as Sister Isabel, who gathered the funds to buy the ground and erect the building and the work was done with dispatch in accordance with the spirit of the then booming Kansas City. For some years the hospital was under the manage- ment of St. Mary's church, superintended by Sister Isabel, but after the death of Father Jardine, St. Mary's, you might say, practically died and in the disorganization of this parish, the hospital began to disintegrate. Mr. Tyler, a member of the church, placed a loan on the property and while he lived he protected its interest, as well as he could. But at his death it seemed that Sister Isabel began to lose courage and finally the prop- erty passed into the hands of the receiver, and was eventually controlled by one of the banks. Then the trustees -of the college leased the property from year to year, for sev- eral years, each one of the trustees trying his hand as manager until about ten years ago, they bought the property and changed its name from All Saints and called it by the name that it now bears, The University Hospital. During the previous years of its existence the hospital was not self supporting, requiring a sum of several hundred dol- lars each year to be supplied by the University Medical College to meet the deficit. At the time it was bought by the trustees, it had run behind about thirty-five hun- d-red dollars, but since then for the past five years it has been self suppo-rting, and the last four, since its new additions, it has not only paid expenses, but has bought and paid for three of four thousand dollars worth of equipments. The management of the hospi- tal has kept uppermost in mind the importance of the enforcement of perfect sanitation, good equipment and especially efficient, courteous and impartial service. And it is their desire that the profession appreciate the fact that no favoritism' is shown here, not even to the trustees. Any doctor sending patients to the hospital may rest assured that his interests will be conscientiously and carefully guarded. The hospital has n-ow forty-two rooms and four wards and can accommodate- seventy-five or eighty patient-s. They have thirty-six nurses of their own production, five internes, a superintendent and besides a Lord Chesterfield-Dr. Frankenburger, as resident physician, who is here night and day, with eternal vigilance in the interest of all patients and doctors. The watch- word is cleanliness, efficiency, faithfulness, loyalty and obedience. The present trustees are: DR. FLAVEL B. TIFFANY. DR. GEORGE DAVIS. DR. SAMUEL C. JAMES. DR. WALTER CROSS. DR. 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Legislators, influenced by educated and consciencious members of the profession, fully realize the need of the credulous public in protection against the ignorant and unscrupulous pretender. As a result of this finding, they put forth a means to an elevation of the nursing profession. In order that the chosen few should acquire this standard, it has ever been the aim and ambition of the trustees of the University Hospital to have the nur-ses graduated from its wards second to none. Hence no means or efforts have been spared to reach this high standard in this insti- tution. In the first place the one applying for admittance to training must be of good standing, socially, mentally and physically. A high school education and the best of references are required and even then they are taken in on probation for two months and if they prove to the superintendent that they are worthy of the training they are furnished with a uniform and begin their real training which now lasts three years fthe two months probation includedl. They have an allotted time to serve in the different capacities in a surgical hospital-for instance, two months on night duty, same time in operating room, drug room, etc. They graduate three years from date of entrance, and are allowed three weeks vacation each year. Uhr Svvninrag-IEIIIB MISS GRACE POVVERS. .. .... Lawrence, Kas. MISS FAY IGPLING ..... ...Columbus Kas. MISS FLGRA GRAFFIN. .. ...... Eureka, Kas. MISS ANNA IVVGOD ......... .. .Richmond, Kas. MISS EFFIE KING ............ .... B lythedale, Mo. MISS MAMIE NVILLIAMSGN. .. ..... Gttawa, Kas MISS FLORENCE HALEY ..... ....... G ttawa, Kas MISS CECIL LISTGN ........... ...Kansas City, Mo Miss KATHERINE BARKMAN. .. .... Junction City, Kas MISS CARRIE GIBBQNS ........ . . . . . ..... Coffeyville, Kas MISS IRINIA BRAY ........ ....................... B aldwin, Kas MISS HILDA ABBGTT .... .... G rassmont, near Hereford, England f 1 A illvirnapvrtinn in 1923 , AY is dying in the west. The golden chariot of fire sinks low. From glorious rays of the most burnished, they fade to a softened and delicate hue, until slowly, slowly it sinks from view, and in the azure ultramarine sky the tiny stars twinkle forth from their hiding place in a fleecy bank of cumulous clouds. The silver moon peeps out throwing his silver rays upon the landscape. This is the picture before me as I sit in my invalid chair at one of the low French window-s of my fair villa in sunny Italy, and think of my life of youth, health and activity twenty years ago. During two years of that time there came to me the most valuable experience one can enjoy, indeed, attain to. For some time I had co-ntemplated taking a course in a hospital training school and becoming a trained nurse. Con-sequently I entered the University Hospital Training School for nurses at Kansas City, Mo., then affiliated with the University Medical Col- lege, a noble institution of its kind, known both for the phenominal powers and compe- tency of the faculty and its exceptional class of students. This, with these favorable sur- roundings, and perfect equipment, the University Training School stood forth, symbolic of an ideal school for nurses. I was agreeably surprised to find -that my class-mates were very congenial and exactly the sort of women destined to make a name for them- selves in their chosen profession. Thus We lived together in the nurses' home-thirty- six girls, differentiated widely enough in personal traits, to result in a delightful char- acter study. Mi-ss Forrester was our superintendent of nurses and I am free to say that my limited qualifications are, indeed, inadequate to unfold to you a picture of her life as I saw, and still see her. She was from one of Kansas City's best and aristocratic families. When I say aristocratic your mind immediately deduces a society Woman, not high, but, indeed, high society. Thus she came to us perfected intellectually and professionally. Tall and impressive, possessing a manner causing one to really love to fulfill her every wish. A true lady-and I do not hesitate in saying that her influence on my life was not small. And did I need good influence in school? Wa-s I an angel? Ask Mother Liston. Miss Forrester is now happily married to a progressive undertaker, and I often see her when she and her devoted "Jeremiah" make their annual "run across the pond," in quest of the very latest antiquities in coffin handles and hearse plumes. Dr. John M. Von. Frankenburger Chow he acquired hisname isbeyo-nd my com- prehensionl, spends a few months each year in his native land, acquiring the true ac- cent. Dr. J. M. V. F. was the worthy manager of the University Hospital, and his un- ruffled disposition, acquired while kick adjuster of that placid institution, won him many friends among all of the different nations of the earth. Consequently he finds it neces- sary in -order to handle his extensive office practice quietly, to employ seven interpre- ters and a Latin stenographer. It has been a great pleasure in the years that have flown, to keep the girls, or many of them, located, as they have strayed in so many dif- ferent paths. F-or I loved many in the old surroundings. Girls, strictly, remember, and sin-ce I have told you of them, collectively, I will, of those I can, give my impressions individually. Grace Crosby Powers was an Eastern girl perfectly trained in those delightful typi- cally Eastern places of learning for young ladies. Her feminine charms, protecting in her school life to a nicety were in her social life unfolded to the world, and she had scores of men at her feet. This aimless life of society and travel bored her, and she began to realize her value, and accordingly entered the University Hospital Training School for Nurses, called to this noble institution by her finer senses. She remained in the University Hospital the allotted time, naturally having many unusual experiences, not being an or- dinary nurse, and of course, men entertained precisely the same views of her as they did in her Eastern life. Incidentally, Cupid, at one time during her training nearly persuaded her that she had met her natural affinity, but the other party, contrary to expectations, didn't materialize, or at least fate intervened and she went from our midst a typical Bachelor Girl. Naturally, she received offers of hospital positions, some of national renown. But no, in thinking that private nursing would more benefit mankind, she refused them. However, after a certain interval, she more deeply realized her position and returned to the East, where her accomplishments could be better appreciated. And then, suddenly, like a tremendous awakening the real intent of nat-ure for her lifels work was recognized. This keen and perceptive minded Grace Powers was to be an exact counterpart of the so-called fictitious Sherlock Holmes, and she became the world's best known woman de- tective. I lost note of her for owing to her own desire- and impulse, her newspaper popu- larity waned, but I learned that she did at length meet her earthly affinity. If so I am content only to hope that it is true, and that she may happily enjoy life among a people of her own per-ception and appreciation. I - Another interesting girl, whom I well remember, was Miss Fay Jopling. She was bright and talented-an artist-but she was not puffed up over the fact that she could manipulate more than -one kind of br-ush. Of course, while in training she had more practice with bristle brushes, green soap, alcohol, ether, Herrington's Tr. of Iodine and gauze wash rags, than oils and colors. Her talent was too great, however, to be eradicat- ed by a paltry two years hard work in a training school for nurses. After a few years private nursing her "ship" came in-in the form of a rich HG. P." who, recognizing her great talent, as something worth while, sent 'her to Paris for five years. Now she is famous the world over for her wonderful studies in violet and grey. I read not long since a strange chronicle. The heroine so much reminded me of a nurse in training. I faintly remember her, she Wore glasses and came from Eure- ka, Kas., and her first name was John, Oh, pardon, why I must be flustrated, John isn't a girl's or a woman's name. Nevertheless, notwithstanding these many conflictions this is the chronicle. "Now there dwelt in the land of the setting sun, west of the Walnut in the land of Eureka, forsooth, a brown-eyed maid of the House of Graffin, and thither, in this land, did her bondswomen -and handmaidens -minister unto her with myrrh, ointment and mu-ch purple and fine linen, and day unto day did she bask in the sun with her harp and psaltery, even so, a princess of joy and beauty of face. And straightway, it became spread throughout the land, concerning her, and much were the wise men, and love- makers wrought up within themselves. And straightway, there journeyed from the East u young prince of the tribe of John, coming thither to inquire concerning her, and he bowed low before her and did do obeisance unto her, and spake, saying, "Oh daughter of the women of Graffin, long have come to my land tales of thy charms, and the half was never told." "Oh! thou art beautiful in mine eyes, fair daughter of Graffin. May I make thee unto myself a wife. The handmaidens of my father's house shall minister unto thee, my people shall worship thee, wilt thou then be mine?" And she being a woman of few words, saith, "Yes, Oh Prince, I am thine." And it came to pass that the prince returned to his own land, much rejoiced within himself. But alas, he shortly fell ill of a grievous plague, and did stralghtway pass into the land of shadows, even into Hades, and in many countries was there weeping and wailing f teeth. And the woman of Graffin went forth into the wilderness, and there, clad in sack cloth and ashes, did mourn for forty days and nights. Then she re- turneth to her land and mounting her beast did betake herself to a house, wherein she ministered unto the sick. And there went from her the death of the young prince, and even did she make merry and flirt with exceeding madness, with the young men of the school and she did sorely grieve the lady of the house. So great was her wrath against this foolish Graffinite, that she bade her straightway leave the house, and now in the wilderness doth she wail and tear herself, because she is not among them that did seek to love the lady and so she did pass into the land of everlasting sunshine even into the Elesyian fields." This is the story, and as I look back, I do hope if I may speak figura- tively, she came to a better end. Thus ends the thread of life. and gnashing o Anna Von Brun, was that her name? No-oh, yes, it might as well have been, for it became that later, it was then Anna Wood. She was a Virginia girl, a Southern dream. Though very independent, she was such a tiny, beautiful dollg but she made an ideal nurse, indeed was never known to break a rule. She was the coquette of the train- ing school. She cast the poor infatuated men's affections to the four winds. At length she discovered the real man, a patient. Just a trifle more of hospital romance. So great were her charms and so madly in love was he, that her almost magical influence brought about his recovery. So solicitious was she that she re- frained from going to her meals in her zealous and anxious care of him. Almost immediately on completing her training, they were married and after a honeymoon in Europe, they returned to Chicago, where the Hon. G. W. Von Brun was a leading lawyer. Evidently, desolated as I am to relate Cupid committed grievous er- ror, and apparently the young wife had been singing, "Love, Marriage and Divorcef for soon she returned to Kansas City, with a decree of divorce in one hand and a sweet lit- tle French poodle in the other. She later entered a convent in Canada and to this day, ministers unto the poor, sick and afflicted. Moral: "Trifling girls and flirting hens always come to some bad end." You have possibly heard of the man who went to Michigan to live, and later re- lated to former friends that 'tUp there," people were known as Michiganders. "Presum- ably then," said the friend "the women are Michigeese and the children Michigoslingsf' Persackly so. Well, Effie King was a typical Missouriander who said, f'Well, youalls says as how youalls don't reckon it won't hurt nothing nohowf' . Kingett was a dear popular little girl who made a tremendous success of her work, and was liked by all who knew her. After triumphantly completing her work here she took post-graduate work at St. Luke's Hospital, N. Y., also the course of Hos- pital Economics at Columbia University. Thus she came forth a well equipped and ideal nurseg and shortly became super- intendent of nurses at Bellvue Hospital, N. Y., where she remained for five years. If you now were to pass down a certain portion of Fifth avenue, N. Y., your notice would be forcibly brought to a beautiful and comfortable residence, the home of a well known New York surgeon, Dr. Smyth Webster and his family, a devoted wife and four chil- dren. Kingett is that mother. V Florence Haley flitted through training like a dreamy ray of belated sunshine. She was one of those beautiful, entrancing languishing creatures, destined never to marry, for old maids were born, not bred, so--she never married. After taking dancing lessons at the old Academy of Dancing on Tr-oost, Miss Wagner's if I remember cor- rectly, this awakened in her veins a long slumbering passion of fire, made dormant by her surroundings. So she later entered a theatrical school, and for many years starred in vaudeville. Oh, yes, Dear Reader, surely, you remember of the Gay Philisy Trifles of the theatrical world. Ah, in ordinary vernacular, "she was great." Where is she now? Ah, let me see, yes, in New York, she in her old age, conducts a select dancing acad- emy for young ladies, and has founded a hospital for dumb animals. She is still a child of youth, acquiring instruction "From the other side." Miss Nannie Williamson was another Kansas girl, from that well known uni- versity town, Ottawa. She was a charming little lady, fresh from high school, such a pretty fresh type, light wavy hair, azure blue eyes, a dream, indeed the sight of such a face was enough to win a sufferer back to health. It was an effort of our super- intendent to guard her sweet, innocent charms from the hosts of admirers, and this was considered a successful portion of her training. But when her course was com- pleted there was no kind protecting superintendent, so after nursing for a year in Kan- sas City she was stolen by a stalwart young man who took her, to be her strong and faithful guardian. So intoxicating were her innocent charms that he threw aside a blushing Texas rosebud. As a casual mention he was a U. M. C. student and graduat- ed in her class. I donit remember his name, but it was rather long, and contained in some part of it, the letters, K-i-r-k. They lived in Texas where he became a prominent physician. You remember in the story of "The Clansmanf' a very popular book at one time, of Elsie Stoneman, who was such a kind sweet girl, who sought to make herself agree- able and helpful to all and was universally liked. Now that was the sort of a girl Cecil Liston was. "Mother Liston" as she was commonly known, due to, if you will allow me to express myself plainly, her rather plump and motherly appearance. She was large and kind and sweet Nothing small Cexcept her feetj "Bawn and bredi' in Missouri brush She might listen, so let's hush. an earl a e she removed from Southern Missouri to Kansas City to become At Y g ,nore sophisticated in the ways of the world, she was just sweet sixteen then and never grew any older. Away back in childhood days, if I may thus figuratively express 1t, Lissie had a little romance. This was soon forgotten as she labored among the many er her care, ministering unto their needs and wishes. She became so infatuated with her work that -she decided to become an M. D. and at present is a throat specialist in one of the large New York clinics. In far away I-Iolland in the little city of Leydon, the birth of Rembrandt, the great Dutch artist, occurred. Fair old Leydon has about itself like a beautiful, unseen and fragile veil, a mysterious and classic atmosphere and as tradition relates this rare patients that came und phase clings to those who are fortunate enough to claim it as their birthplace. In this delightfully exclusive atmosphere occurred the birth of Katrina Wilhelmina Barkman. However, while still quite young her parents removed to this country, and settled in Kingston, N. Y. While visiting in Kansas, Katrina, wh-o had frequently meditated on the beauties of a nurse's life, learned of an excellent training school in Kansas City, Mo., which had an excellent reputation in many states, and so at length, dear old Barkie came. She was without doubt one of the sweetest and best girls that ever came to us, and this feeling I assure you was maintained by us all. Katherine Barkman was a true nurse and a lady, and what better can be said of a woman? After her work was fin- ished at the University Hospital Training Sch-ool, she nursed private cases for a year, after which she took post-graduate work at Cook County Hospital, Chicago and also took the course of Hospital Economics at Columbia University, N. Y. Then dear Bark- man became superintendent of nurses at University Hospital Training School, where she remained for three years. Then she became the wife of Dr. Composium Cathcart Cost, who occupied the Chair of Surgery in U. M. C. Barkie told me this when I met her not long since in Naples. They have a beautiful young daughter, who frequently visits me, as -she spends her summers in the study of art and music here in my coun- try. I must laugh as I recall our girlhood larks and escapades. How she would climb up the fire escape to avoid, well, I won't say what, at nights and the fudge she used to drop out of the window to the Medics. You see she really was sweet and good, and so Miss Forrester never suspected her of such pranks. Why actually one night we let her out of the window on a sheet to take a moonlight stroll. I wonder if Miss F. ever found that out, well, as I have frequently, and perhaps ambiguously said, 'iSuch is life." Carrie Gibbon-s was a Kansas girl from Coffeyville. We called her Coffey most of the time, but occasionally when she was in charge, temporarily, of the operating rooms, we always addressed her in our very best, quiet, dignified manner as Mis-s Gibbons. She was certainly devoted to her profession, and though many and varied were the attractions, both medically and financially, which used to persuade her to de- sert her chosen work, she would have none of them until, to the -dismay and consterna- tion of her friends, and she had many, she became interested in a widowed M. D. with seven children. He also owned a large sanitarium at Eudora, Kansas. Coffey managed the entire combination so successfully that now they rival Battle Creek in plant and equipment. Far away in Merry England years and years ago, near Hereford, in one of those beautiful old country places, was bo-rn a tiny, blue eyed, golden haired baby. From this tiny mite she grew into a pretty, dainty girl, the pride -of her home. At the age of 16 she came to America to pay a visit to her brother. Before leaving England she was very much interested in hospital work and after a few months in the United States she began to long again to be "on duty." She at length came to the University Training School, and we certainly were very fortunate in having her to complete our class. Last but not least by any means. After graduating she returned home for a short visit. Merry England was entirely too small for a full-fledged American trained nurse. For several years she held an important position in one of the large hospitals in Boston, and is now in charge of the U. S. Army Nurses Corp at Washington, D. C. Thus we have chosen our many and varied paths, from a number of care-free girls we are now placed to compete with our fellow men, an-d as I sit here gazing on the won- ders of the firmament, on the marvelous handiwork of our Maker, my mind reverts backward and I cannot refrain from wondering if our dear Miss Forrester and Daddy Frankenburger are not proud of the class of 1908. I' B. INTERIOR VIEWS, UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL THE JUNIORS Uhr Zluninrn FIRST JUNIORS, 1909. MISS ETNA NICHOLSON ..................... .... C hillicothe, Mo. MISS MAMIE MITCHELL ...... ..... I Iiawatha, Kas. MISS NELLIE REYNQLDS .... .... C hillicothe, Mo. MISS ETHEL DUDLEY ....... . .... . ..... Stillwell, Kas. TQAST TQ THE JUN1oRS. Here's to the health of the Junior Class- Gn every lecture may each of them pass. Although they're mischievous and full of pranks, They are not like the Seniors, for none are cranksg Though they have fights and work often hate, They are unlike the class of IQOSQ So herets to the class of IQOQ, May they eat the honey and the Seniors strychnine. JUNIORS, 1910. MISS CHRISTINE DQWNING ............. Mrss DELLA JESSEE .......... MISS Essnaz HILTQN J ........ .. MISS RUTH BARRoWS .... ... MISS ELLA FISHER .......... .... MISS FLORENCE DAVIS ....... . . . MISS RACHEL SCHRANTZ ..... MISS LAURA RIDER ......... MISS NELLIE ALLEN ..... MISS EDNA MGUNT ...... MISS ELMA HOOVER ...... -- MISS SARAH SKINNER .... -- MISS CQRA BENNETT ...... MISS EDNA VALENTINE ..... . . .Hartford, Kas. . . . .Horton, Kas. . . . . .Butte, Mont .Ellinwood, Kas. Kansas City, Kas. .Kansas City, Kas . . .Carthage, Mo ......Mora, Mo . . . .Cameron, Mo . . . . .Casper, Wyo .Kensington, Kas . . .Wetmore, Kas .Clay Center, Kas MISS JESSIE MELTQN .... -- .......Odessa, Mo . . . . .Sedalia, Mo Mum 31 Eapprneh fi N the year of our Lord, IQO7, the various birds of America held a con- vention at Washington, D. C. Kansas and Missouri were well sup- ' plied with representatives, while VVyoming and Montana were also represented wholly in size if not in number. The purpose of the con- vention was to send flying delegates over the country in order to prevent the entire extermination of the human race. Livs must be saved, the victims of suicides, the injured, the murdered, the diseased and suffering must be cared for. What did the young, flighty, wild jays know about such work? The fifteen selected delegates started from Washington in a large balloon with airship parachute attachment. They did not know where they were going, but they were on their way, searching for an opportunity to light on some safe spot. They were, however, sailing through the air westward very rapidly. The balloon was nearing Kansas City when the signal shot was fired for the safety-rope to be cut. The airship fell about twenty feet earthward before the parachute opened, then they floated slowly and steadily toward mother earth. If you could have viewed closely the contents of that airship parachute you would have certainly compared it with a nest of young birdlings with their mouths wide open waiting for the mother bird to return with the worms. But the flock in the boat waited only a second to see what had happened, when an odor of chloroform penetrated the air, coming directly from the University Hospital, and quite overpowered the almost featherless flock in the airship. Upon awakening from a peaceful and dreamless sleep they found themselves in the emergency ward of the University Hospital. This gave Father Frankenburger an opportunity to seize the bunch that now appear in neat blue and white feathers and are referred to as the 4'Class of 191o.', When the term of three long years is ended, and this flock of beautiful young birds graduate as skilled nurses, the states from which they were sent will declare that their people have been well represented and will join in one grand chorus to sing: "Here's to the class of 191o, Nlfho can stand three years undaunted, While the lonely four of 19o9, The two-year class, look stunted. "So here's to the class of IQIO, Who number five times three, ' And if you can't guess, we can impress That the class is of University." H-f A - "WM" ' """fv f , f-ya'-i I --'sf-s fm- vflak 6' 'zggrx XYZ -V- l fx ff VJ" fa W if x vw , 4- ' '. A ' . V L " fm' xg Ng " I5 Wa- ... l i g1u! Y E7 W 6 X x JJ ill!!! : ' , . 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G reat Bend, Kas INIISS GRACE PUTMAN ..... ..... W akefield, Kas ' ax F T fb B W A2 CDA fiivflhqw WW gk ffl 1X ,, V IQNQJ 'Q an 5 M . M- as R LQ, Xu' XXX 3 'sw ik 2 ' gB'B'AAA'Af N , gx ., i4'i?6 A 7 Q? Xi: ' fm ' ff X Q- lx H CX-xxxx F my Q 2-Q ' 2-T Qi'TKuQN FQ Z Q K NCQ9 Q ,Cf 5315, CQ? gb-fi M K XA oo " 0 -. li Q E 1. ? r,x x. , x. hx J 'J .JH im' If carl-- Phi Erin Hi Founded 1893. CULQRS-Green and White. FLQWER-Yellow chrysanthemum Active chapters, twenty-six. Alumni chapters two Nu Qlhaptrr Installed january, 1904. CHARTER MEMBERS. 2? S4 pa? x' U15 mr mm 53 Qu M2 SQ Qs? ww PP SEE SO QE 50,2 T12 Fifa U Z9 25 3.7. ,Flu fri E4 '-4 al? zulu-gi PE Q10 imp E52 2 w FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. J. M. Sutton, W. H. Kirkpatrick, VV. T. Singleton, .Ir Burton Maltby, John Hynds, Harry J. Harker, Joseph F. Nutz, W. A. Fair, Harry T. Morton, SENIORS. 'J IUNIORS. Norman W. Getrnan, R. B. Wyatt, A. J. Wedel, E. S. Ruth, Frank H. Haigler. SOPHOMORES. FRESHMEN. F Diemer, C. . Price, P. Herod, P F in O FUPPTI1 EZFKQWQ "1. QQ www 'D 5143 Pip 2 9 P51 gow! ro EDU ff' 5: Q . Riddler, . Kyger. S. F. Ragan, D. S. Long. .M .Q 'gf' Qnnnrarg Jabez N. jackson, A.M. M.D., Pres. james E. Logan, M.D., LL. D., Dean. Thos. E. Wyatt, M.D., Assistant Dean. S. C. Ayres, M.D. J. M. Allen, A.M., M.D., LL. D. C. A. Ritter, M.D., Treasurer. G. B. Norberg, M.D. A. E. Eubank, M.D. illlemhrrn Harry Heller, M.D. john Punton, M.D. A. H. Cordier, M.D. F. B. Tiffany, A.M., M.D. H. M. Lyle, M.D. W. M. Cross, A. B., M.D., Curator. C. S. Merriman, M.D. Q. Cunningham, A. B., M.D. iii. Alumni C. A. Brown, Kansas City, Mo. Roy A. Adams, Linneus, Mo. D. C. Adcock, Warrensburg, Mo. E. A. Lewis, Rockport, Mo. N. O. Lewis, Kansas City, Mo. VV. J. Walker, Kansas City, Mo. A. L. Thompson, Zaniboonza, Mindanao. J. W. Risdon, Leavenworth, Kas. VV. L. Hopper, Stinjer, Mo. L. A. Clarey, Winfield, Kas. VVm. H. Halley, Folsom, N. M. VV. O. Gray, Galena, Kas. VV. D. Ruth, Mound Ridge, Kas. .S. T. Tapscott, Searcy, Ark. TE. C. White, Jr., Kansas City, Mo J. Z. Parker, Hiawatha, Kas. F. M. Pugsley, Kansas City, Mo. W. A. Shelton, Kansas City, Mo. John D. Hunter, Fort Scott, Kas. Joseph M. Marks, Stark, Kas. A. J. Chisholm, Del Norta, Cal. Paul V. Woolley, Kansas City, Mo. H. S. Major, Artesia, N. M. S. T. Mead, Nevada, Mo. R. E. Qgden, Qttumwa, Ia. L. M. Edens, Cabool, Mo. A. C. Dingus, Mound City, Kas. Jesse Maddox, Lentwer, Mo. EKW. T. Thornton, K. C., Mo. i4Undergraduates at Kansas University. A Ellie Ariine Glhapterz Alpha, VVestern University of Pennsylvania ....... Beta, University of Michigan ............... Delta, Rush Medical College ................... Epsilon, McGill University ...................... Zeta, Baltimore College Physicians and Surgeons .... Eta, jefferson Medical College ................... Theta, Northwestern University ....' Iota, University of Illinois, ........ . Kappa, Detroit College of Medicine Lambda, St. Louis University ........ Mu, Wasliington University ...... l Nu, University Medical College Xi, University of Minnesota .... Omicron, Purdue University .... Pi, University of Iowa ........ Rho, Vanderbilt University ..... Sigma, University of Alabama ............ .... Tau, University of Missouri ....................... Upsilon, Cleveland College Physicians and Surgeons. Phi, University College of Medicine QVa.j ........ Chi, Georgetown University .................. Psi, Med-ical College of Virginia ............ Omega, Cooper Medical College .............. Alpha Alpha, John A. Creighton University .... Alpha Beta, Tulane University ............... Alpha Gamma, Syracuse University ....... Alumni Azauriatinnn Michigan Alumni Association ................ . . 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X 1 f1'1v11 1 -.5 .Y'.'1V' 1 'K ' 1 -'1'.1' 1 1 3 1 111,115 -11,- 1 1 . '11""1v 1 ' ' 11111, ' .',' 1 ,I 1.1 ,11 IMI. . , '.'..'11! '11 I' x ' M .-'-'.,1111'."1 '11'L"1 11 X - -1 111 1 :1:,.l111'4 . - . 1 1 1, 5 1 17,17 .111 1N, ' 1v1k',1XI ' I. ,,., 1 1111 1 '1' 1,f1'-1111u1'11'1. 111111311 1,.1 1 X 11. ,"11 '1-V1-,11"1' . 11.1.11 1.1 '11 1. X ' .'. 1I11k 1 i ph 1 1.1:-?1'gxN1 1 .1 1 1 ,M 11 ,111 . 1 11 1 I , y ,11 Y . ,, , 1. N1 1, 1 1 1 1 4 11 11 i 134' 1 ' 'm L' 11111.1- , 1111. 1 V 1,3171 1 , . ' 1"1'F1 "1"1'11 1 1. . A, 'H :!. 1 1 'Nl L I . 1 1 1' 11 . .1 1, ff X"- N sf 1. 1 I I V. . X 1 -, ' '1' 1 1. r" 1-1 1 , ' , ' ' . ' I . 1 X 1 7 . , W1 '1 X . 1 H 5: . 1 11 -,,. . A-vp.,-... -. Phi Evita Colors-Black and gold. Alpha Epailnn Glhapier Installed February, 1905. CHARTER MEMBERS. C. A. DUDLEY, J. S. NEAL, C. B. HARRIS, H. R. MCKEAN, F. A. FORNEY, N. A. SEHORN. FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. sEN1oRs. C. V. Bates, C. M. Adkins, S. G. Ashley, Albert Beam, Zimri G. Houser, G. H. Winslow, B. McKay. C. E. Duckett, W. H. Griffin, C. W. Johnson, N. A. Kidd, Floyd Bates, 0. S. Gilliland, J. M. Hundley, P. J. O,Connell, L. M. Callahan, IUNIORS. soPHoMoRES. C. L. Lentz, VV. W. Miller, P. R. McLean, W. C. Smith, R. A. Stewart, H. M. Reeder. H. G. Witten, J. E. Roy, E. A. Billings, G. A. Kilpatrick D. S. Rising, O. R. Wolf, Herbert Atkins, C. K. Dragoo, A. W. McArthur, M.D. O. H. McCandless, M.D. Howard Hill, M.D. ' J. M. Frankenburger, M.D. W. S. Wheeler, M.D. O. H. Dove, M.D. Lynch, M.D. 'Talbot MD. Wilhelm, MD. Harry Mather, M.D. Ennnrarg illllemheru V. L. Andrews, M.D. J. T. Pittam, MD. J. P. Henderson, M.D. I. Philip Kanoky, M.D. St. Elmo Sanders, M.D. S. Grover Burnett, M.D H. E. Moss. W. L. Gist, M.D. Naylor, M.D. Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Ellie Artiuv Glhaptern Alpha-Long Island College Hospital, Brooklyn, N. Y. Beta-Qhio Medical University, Columbus, O. Ganinia-Union University, Albany, N. Y. Delta-Physicians' and Surgeons', Milwaukee, Wis. Epsilon-University Medical College, Kansas City, Mo. Zeta-Wasliington University, St. Louis, Mo. Eta-College of Medicine and Surgery, Detroit, Mich. Theta-Sioux City Medical College, Sioux City, Ia. Iota-Kansas University, Lavvrence, Kas. Kappa-College of Physicians and Surgeons, New York. Lambda-Dearborn Medical College, Chicago, Ill. Mu-University of Minnesota, Minn. Nu-American College of Medicine and Surgery, Chicago Xi-St. Louis University, St. Louis, Mo. '- .,,- f- - - 2 an,:..,2-sv? V, , , :Lugz THE AESCULAPIAN SOCIETY. Uhr Arzrnlamian Svnrirtg OFFICERS OF E. IQO7-IQO8. ZIMRI G. HQUSER ...... .... . . . ...... Pfesideut VV. H. KIRKPATRICK .... ......... I7 fice-Pfresident S. G. ASHLEY ....... ............... S ecretary N. A. KIDD ......... ...Cowespoizdfizzg Secretary W. A. FAIR ............ ............... Y Weasmer G. A. KILPATRICK .... ...Czzstodian HE Aesculapian Society has just entered upon its nineteenth year. Organized while U. M. C. was still young, the early history of the society was a struggle L-- for existence, but through the years of activity she has accumulated a power that d t th t 's ' sures her future and makes her an influence in the life of the undergra ua e a 1 in felt when he receives his degree and goes out from school on his healing mission. The society stands for well rounded manhood and aims to turn -out from U. M. C. broad minded and well balanced men as well as true physicians and surgeons, and the Aesculapian Society feels a modest pride in a large number of honorable, successful practitioners of medicine as her alumni, comprising a large majority of the men grad- uated from U. M. C. who are now scattered over the United States and occupying influ- ential positions in the community in which they live. n, L. Green, A. M. Wilson, Prof. In the spring of '89 Carl Roh, Jabez N. Jackso Dr Elinore and Dr Adams organized the Alpha chapter of the Aes- Hale, Dr. Berger, . . , culapian Society with -Carl Roh as president. In the spring of 1890 the first banquet was held and these banquets each year following have become a feature of college life. The eighteenth annual banquet was held at the Sexton Hotel on the evening of Febru- 0 Z' ' G Houser '08 acting as toastmaster Toasts were responded to as ary 14, 1. 08, 1mr1 . , , . follows: "Our So-ciety,', H. J. Harker, '09g "The U. M. C. Student, Past, Present and Future," Jabez N. Jackson, A. M., M. D., "The Senior's Farewell," W. H. Kirkpatrick, - f lt '08. Impromptu addresses followed by several membeis of the acu y. A tudent is not elected to member-ship in E until his sophomore year and then is s chosen for his intellectual and moral qualifications. While there are over 700 names r lled on the membership roster no member of the society has failed to graduate, and en o , it is the aim of the society to preserve the same high -standard in the future as has been maintained in the past. 3 -'cv' V :F v ,M Q! i 1 r i .1 e 1 HW Wy M M . N VM! 31? ' Nl. Mm HM M. . M ik .M 1 YI l M ' NM W l iN l le 1 'iff my ml iw ,g.l my rim! VW' ivmil ' fl!! N 1 H ,, wif ,VN W -W .dl xl! Ei' If 5 , ea sq. ew iff. I ! . M ,W M1 'lu ,gt IW IW' I e I . ! :W ir' Nfl V We il, 'M THE Y. M. C. A. CABINET. Rhoads ' Freligh Smith Forner Hess Beam Manley Trueblood 'hr . HH. Ol. A. f y . OFFICERS. Hi. L. HESS. . . ....... Pl'CSl'0f611t H. T. RHODES. . . . . .Secretary A. BEAM . . . .... ,ff'Z.C6-.Pl'6Sl'C116'7Z1f C. R. MANLEY. . . .... TV6USIl1'Ul' CHAIRMEN QF CQMMITTEES. W. C. SMITH .......... Mc'11zbc1'slzf1'p JERRY FARNER. . . ........... Social FRED F. FRELIGH .... ...Missiozzary R. C. TRUEBLOOD. ..ReIrz'gious Work C FACULTY MEMBER. DR. JOHN PUNTON. ADVISQRY MEMBER. DR. XNYALTER M. CROSS. HISTORY. The Y. M. C. A. Of the University Medical College was organized December, 1902, by F. B. Erwin, C. C. Kerr, W. M. Hoel, C. W. Lawrence, A. G. Swaney, J. D. Van Buskirk, Messrs. Myers, Welles and Garrison, with -C. W. Lawrence as president. Devotional exercises were held each. Sunday afternoon at the college during the college years 1902-3 and 1903-4. The first Bible study class was organized in September, 1904, with J. D. Van Bus- kirk as leader. It has been- the custom each year to organize one or more classes, and follow a systematic course of Bible study. Each year the association publishes a college hand- book containing the schedule in connection with other valuable information. It has been our pleasure to conduct an employment bureau, a student register and a boarding direc- tory. The association stands ready to welcome the new student at the beginning of the college year and early in the session holds its annual reception that the new students may not only become better acquainted with each other, but also with the upper class men. Considering the fact that the new Central Association building is only five blocks from the college, our members are not on-ly fortunate in being in close proximity to the advantages that it offers, but are admitted at a special rate. Our aim is to raise the moral and spiritual tone of the institution, to point out the life of Jesus Christ as lan. example of upright, honorable living. 'To assist in developing men, not only in the principles of the practice of medicine and surgery, but also in character. The leading of young men to make the chief aim of their lives, not only the relief of suffering, but to point others to higher and better things. I f-f i-. 2 I in I , me Ii Vf , Va ' f .Q 'ff' . f -.4 X. pi f W, ' V' f av ' I . Ln ' '- "Z THE NEW CITY Y. NI. C. A. BUILDING V l l 6 , K 1 'W o . X56 tp XX s- g in H X-Q he 'f x X ' X, ' s v A Sw an f' 4- Hflifcigffgixx A r K ex V E Y' gg M, , . A ' ffX , n.,4Q f , ' l f , is F-13 l, K, X' fm 6- .Q fr Q, Ii ff ll f S X WR J fi J S f- 3' X 24 f I li I L U L, JOB - N 'i .4 . X 6, w M A f I ' I . - 3 , J 's A' -:Tg ky Xf - X'f rl , -S i gf? ' if ' n QBH1' Elinnthall Qlhari fur Svaunn nf IEIH7 Oct. 4-At Kansas City Wen'tWorth Military Academy. .. 0 U. M. C.. .. Oct. 12-At Fayettville University of Arkansas .......... 2 U. M. C. ..... 16 Nov. 4-At Winfield Southwestern College .... . 6 U. M. C.. .. Nov. 11-At. St. Mary's St. Mary's College ...... . .. 16 U. M. C.. . . Nov.16-At Kansas City Chillicothe Normal .... . 4 U. M. C. ..... 70 Nov. 28-At Kansas City Ottawa University .... . 0 U. M. C.. . . . Total scores of opponents. . . .. .. 28 U. M. C.. . . .. 105 .M w K ' 4 v l l L 1 l u 1 n T l 1 FOOTBALL TEAM, 1907-8 ' Zinn-Hp nf iliegulerrzi Left End Left Tackle Left Guard Center Rt. Guard Rt. Tackle Rt, End O 0 0 0 0 0 0 James Johnson Diemer Haigler Calloway Pond Burnett Kilbourn Anderson Thrower Quarter-Back l o Getman and Shiras LeftHalf Full-Back Rt. Half ' o o o VVebb Smith Robinson Winslow Ellie Swaanxfz Gamez WENTWORTH MILITARY ACADEMY. A field goal during the first five minutes of play, constituted the only score and won for us. These results, however, do not justly represent the relative strength of the two teams. Our boys, realizing they were heavier, exerted a greater effort on the of- fense, and repeatedly carried the ball the length of the field, but invariably found the opponent line impenetrable when a three-yard gain would have meant a touchdown. The field was heavy from rain, and to this condition the small score was no doubt due. UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS. The result of this game was a complete surprise to the Razorbacks, as well as to the students of this school. It took us just two minutes to score a goal from the field, and five minutes more to plant the ball beyond their goal posts. Our team repeatedly tore holes in the Swamp-dwellers' line and clearly demonstrated the fact that a Razor- back is not necessarily a true exponent of the pigskin. ' SOUTHWESTERN COLLEGE. Our boys began like a whirlwind, and before the Winfield Rooters could realize that their rustic heroes were up against a squad of live ones, we had 6 points to our credit. During the last few minutes of play, however, they got away for a touchdown, but not before Lane, the referee and a tried friend of the Winfield coach, had sent Smith and Robinson to the side lines, convicted of charges, the nature of which not even VValter Camp has the most remote idea. ST. MARY'S COLLEGE. Our only Waterloo of the season was presented to us in a sportsmanlike- package and we have nought but praise for the donors. Throughout the first half it was hard to find a spectator willing to jeopardize his long green on the Kansas boys, and not without reason, for repeatedly we carried the ball to within five and ten yards of their goal line, either to fumble or to play off side and be penalized. On two other occasions our rabbit's foot played us false. Once with- 4 fir lm sf ll. lui H 'l ll, 5:3 I. 5,13 i, ill ft, ,ix ,iz -l l-N ill .Nl 6 ,ltr :xii i l lil 1 .l lr Q5 Ml 5 -i 'x ll ll l , ill 1, ll, l :lla li. J 0 in two yards l l HQ :gl ,l, .W l dill' ll l l 1 l wi' ral, "1 yi lp 1 11 ,ll ,ld Mall up l Nl all srl -ip l r w V1 M l. of the line we lost the ball, and on another occasion we managed to carry it over and then allowed it to get away on a fatal fumble. St. Mar s scored first one a pretty forward pass, next on a fluke and finally on a Y goal from the field. The fluke was the result of a misunderstanding. The umpire whis- tled an offside on one of our men and mistaking the whistle for that of the referee, no ' l t hdown. Naturally St. attempt was made to stop the man with the ball who scored a ouc lVIary-s declined the penalty a selves as good losers as they had been winners. ' nd took the distance. In this game our boys proved them- ,lili- CHILLICOTHE NORMAL. This exhibition took on the character of a series of short foot races rather than a gridiron contest. During the first half every third down started a 40 or 50-yard sprint in which half of our boys and a few of the Normals took part, the man with the ball l T l th t the man acting as pace maker. So numerous were the scores made by U. M. C. a who failed to carry the ball over the line was the exception. During the intermission ' f the Smith's charitable soul manifested itself when he agreed to shorten the agony o game Normalites by cutting the la-st half to 15 minutes. During this half a penalty land- ' d ed the ball on our 30-yard line and at the next snap back the teachers full back boote a pretty drop kick over the crossbar and scored their only point. ,l,l- OTTAWA UNIVERSITY. A f st ame, replete with pretty plays and sensational bits of foot ball. An on- 3 S side kick resulted in the only touchdown of the tangle. A goal from the field a few seconds ahead of the last whistle brought the count up to 9. A better fitting climax to- a successful season could not have been imagined. 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' ,- 4,-. AF' X, - Z-. 1:- 'aacxifrua EULLEGE maalznr. 1,112 2-Xthlvtir Aaauriaiinn DR. SAMUEL JAMES ..... . . P, -03 . F. E. DIENIER CSeniorj . . . it H. C. EMBRY Cjuniorj ........ ,,..,.. 5 eC,,em,,y 0. S. GILLILAND CSophomorej.. .......... T1feasm,6,, F. H. HfXIGLER Cffreshmanj ............................. Corlzszzltifzg llfembei' The athletic association was established in 1905, for the purpose of directing and financing all field and track events, and for the fostering of the athletic spiri in the college. Officers are elected annually, and managers of the various branches of sport are appointed by this body. Their decision on matters of internal contest is final. Zllnnthall F antiquity of origin is to be considered as constituting a claim to honor, the game of football stands pre-eminently among the sports of the English-speaking people. For at least 600 years full-blooded people have loved the action, the rush and the struggle of the manly game. Kings with their edicts, divines with their sermons, wits with their caustic ridicule, phychologists with their weighty theorie, and scholars with their cultured -scorn have lent their talents to its prosecution, yet its defense with no assistance, other than the spontaneous approval of two nations of action-loving men, has so completely triumphed that the game has been handed down to- us intact, still popular and bearing the marks of a brilliant future. All things have had their beginning and from what I have learned of the game of our remote forefathers, the Greeks deserve the credit of the origin of our present national winter sport. They were the first to play a game with a ball, the object of which was to advance it by force beyond the opponent's line or goal. The rules were simple and admitted of great latitude, namely, any means in their power. From Greece the game made its way tsomewhat changedl into England several centuries later, and was there, in spite of its disfavor at court, nursed and developed at R b College until in the winter of 1873-74 it assumed new proportions in the form of ug Y an intercollegiate contest between Oxford and Cambridge. From this date its progress d lo ment was truly meteoric ln an incredably short time American universi- and eve p . ties had embraced it with open arms, and had incorporated it in their curriculum-s. Like all importations it made its thorough course of naturalization, preciating its possibilities, it had practically assumed its present form. first appearance in the East, and there underwent a and before we of the West had an opportunity of ap- detailed metamorphosis during the last fifteen years, by Dr. Heller, appears in another part of our annual, and a true biographical sketch by ' the West and in Dr. Wyatt of the heroes who preserved the dignity of the game in in this issue, and we trust that every lover of his Alma Mater A masterful account of its U. M. C. may also be found will read and familiarize himself with the deeds of her honored Alumni. OECHSLI, DIEMER, SMITH, JAMES, Manager. Captain, Coach. Captain, '07-'08. '08-'09 Flhe Jnrepiinn sinh Chrnmih nf Eliunthall in Ihr ment I ' H. L. HELLER, M. D. Lecturer on Anesthetics. RETROSPECTIVE glance at the past fifteen years shows a most wonderful spread in the playing and knowledge of football in the West. At the beginning of that + period no one except he be a student at his state university or a chance vi-sitor to the university town, had ever witnessed a contest. I remember very distinctly how vague an idea was mine of college football. While en route to enter college I was ap- proached by older students and asked if I should try for the team. I replied in the affirmative and, having in mind the football player in high schools, announced myself as sure to make the team. Whether to properly reduce my pride, or because latent possibilities were seen in me, I was escorted to the field' on the first practice day. The captain placed me at guard on the scrubs and said my duty was to always keep in front of my opponent. My attempts to do this were certainly ludicrous. Think, I had abso- lutely not the vaguest idea of football, its rules, nor the name of the positions! My op- ponent, a 200-pounder, would calmly toss me aside, but the novice would bob up serenely, always in front, even though he stooped to tie his shoe or walked to the side lines to speak with a friend. Know, too, you armored knight, the players on that team had to supply their own uniform. Mine on the first day consisted of a flannel shirt, civilian trousers docked at the knee, and low shoes. H-owever, I do not mean this as a personal history and only tell you of my early experience that you may know the dense ignorance prevailing even amon-g athletically inclined youths concerning college football. In those days, 1892, the game wa-s played at the K. U., Washburn and Baker, they forming a triangular league and each team meeting its opponents twice during a season. Missouri University had a team, the Kansas City Y. M. C. A. played in a desultory fashion. The University of Nebraska and Doane College at Crete maintained elevens, the latter only furnishing practice for the State. In Colorado the State School of Mines and the State University had only a rudimentary knowledge of the game. Probably the Denver Athletic Club gave the highest class exhibition of football in the West, as its players were composed of Eastern gridiron warriors. The Universities of Kansas Ne- braska, Missouri and Iowa were easily disposed of by this aggregation. Of the few re- maining teams, Baker was the only one to make the annual trip to Denver and then always amply avenged her sister schools by trouncing the ex-stars. In 1891-2 the formation of plays and position of players was decidedly different' from our modern ideas. Of course, the beefwas put in the line, but the heaviest man was always center. The guards and tackles were required to be men of weight, but speed was not requisite. On the beginning of play the defending team was placed much as it is today. The offense lined up and started with a formation called the "gridiron," This placed ten men shoulder t-o shoulder on the line of battle. They charged diagonally down the field with a half-back in the rear carrying the ball and watching for an open- .ing for a quick dash. After the preliminary encounter, the teams lined up opposite eachother, the de- fense with nine men on the line, the quarter backing up, and the full playing safety. The ends played in close, but properly stayed out of plays until the runner was definitely located. The line played a close formati-on, the open line of defense not being adopted for several years after it came in vogue farther East. The offense placed their backs ,419 . -- - 4 , " K 1 vf in 1 '11 111 4 117.111 11f111 11 1 ' 1 1 1: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 11, 1 ' 1 31 111 1 1 1 11 I 1 Il 1'1 1 111 11 .I1 , 111 11 1 1 1 I1 1 11111' '11,'1 1 l 1 1 11 R 1 11 11' l,g N 1 1 1311 1111 ' V' W1 11 111 y 1 1111 111 111 '1 E11 1 1 1 HQ: 1'1 1 11 11 111 ' 1111 '1 1 1 1.111 1,- 1111 1 111 1111 1Z 1 M 11 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 11 1 I 1 11 1 1 1 1 11 1 111 1 ' 1 1 1 111 1111: 1 ,1 1 11+ 1 ll 11 , 1. 1 Er 11 1 11 11 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 11 11 .11 1 , 11 1 1 1 1 11 11 1 11 1 1 1, 1 1 1 1 1 1 E1 1111 I 1 11111 1, ! 11, 1 w-1 1 111 ,?1 11,, ' 1 1 1 w 1 Z 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1111 1111. E '1 E, 1 .111'11,-A 1 If 1 ' about two feet from the line. Their repertoire of plays was a quick dash into an opening between guard and tackle, a slow push by everybody into center, or a half-back run around his own end. When the idea was introduced from the East that the back should be sent around the opposite end with interference formed by his mates, it was thought a failure, as it seemed to be a loss of time in gaining the far wing. I almost neglected to mention the method of passing the ball from center to quarter. It was not passed between the center's legs, but 'to one side. This was often varied by rolling it back with the foot. 1893 saw the backs placed several feet from the line and running behind inter- ference. The flying wedge was also in-troduced successfully, only to be abo1lished a few years later. There was a great cry of its being a man-killer, but I believe it did not de- serve this reputation. While an inconsistent ground gainer, it was spectacular and pleased the onlookers. Briefly, the quarter advanced to center of field and held the ballg fifteen' yards back and twenty to thirty yards ap-art were two wings, one o-f three and the other of seven men. On a signal they advanced rapidly and compactly, converging into a wedge on reaching the quarter, who either kept the ball or passed it to one of his team mates. The man with the ball was protected as far down the field as possible by this rapidly moving formation. From the defensive side the speediest man was sent to break the wedge by falling under its apex. This wa-s the only player on whom the flying wedge was particularly hard, as he was usually a light man and had to t-umble the op- posing heavy center and guards. 1894-5 saw the awakening of footfall in this section. The villager began to have some idea of the game and even planned to see the Thanksgiving contest. The smaller colleges formed teams and arranged matches with the scrubs of the older organizations. The state universities engaged Eastern coaches, learned the new formation-s and be- came more highly finished gridiron artists. 1 In my opin-ion, since 1895-6, except in the kicking department, the game had not changed materially, until of course the opening of the play by forward passes and ten yards- to gain. Many would criticize this opini-on, but I am sure I will find a considerable number of supporters, and I further contend, in a great many departments, the players were more skilfull befo-re '97 than since that date. In the olden time it wasn't popular to sustain injuries, substitutes were few and untrained, and were 'used only when posi- tively imperative. I recall one college which played two consecutive seasons with only one substitute. Naturally, the men were in perfect condition and considered it an honor to go through the entire season without losing a moment's play. Tackling was the par- ticular department where the old-time-rs -showed their superiority to the modern ex- ponents. How many games you have seen in the last ten years where most of the tack- ling was of the affectionate caress variety. Why, in the old days they had to legislate against our low tackling by a rule which forbid tackling below the knees "intention- ally!" Now, a word of the modern game. It is still the most absorbing sp-ort, not only of the college world, but of every athletic -club, high school, town and village: each has its eleven, and the village beau considers himself an authority on all departments of the game. Personally, I am sorry to- see football played outside of college, as the natural tendency in athleic clubs and town teams is toward the importation of players. The breeding of professionalism amo-ngst youths, under and recent graduates is to be deplored. While I applaud the brilliance of the modern game and the wisdom of the powers that be, who have inaugurated the open style, yet from the standpoint of a "has been," it is inferior to that of my time. The forward pass is sometimes a ground gainer, more often a time loser. The successful player requires the attributes and skill of a basket ball player. Never will there be anything more thrilling and soul-satisfying than a plunge into the line, a tackle back or a cross back, with a good hard protest from the opponent for every foot gained. And it wasn't brutal, in spite of a yellow press! In many years, football playing, I have seen few serious injuries, and slugging almost never. So, in summing up, enthusiastic as I am in watching today's game, give me the old-timers with their sprinting, fierce rushes, and low tackling. Had you seen Matteson, Champlain and Williamson of Kansas, Young of Missouri, Flippin of Nebraska, Taylor, Pendleton and Allen -of Baker, you would grasp what I try to convey about speed, strength and agility. However, retrospection is of no -avail-time will no-t turn back- and the writer is branded as a dreamer, living in memories of other days. ENTURIES before Coronus had given to the world a son destined to become the nucleus of the grandest fraternity of alleviators known- to civilization, this af- T fliction had invaded Pagan society and so moulded its thought as to cause its cardinal symptom Cgladitorial combatl to become the sport of kings. Therefore, in con- sidering the etio-l-ogy of so venerable, virulent and contagious a disease we must accept the germ theory, and of necessity revert to the very fly leaves of anthropology for a beginning conception of its primary incubation. Athleiiru u 'Now at the time of the consummation of those things recorded in the lst chapter in Genesis, Father Adam was too busy contemplating the beauty of the resultant meta- morphos-is of his lost rib to give any analytical or prophylactic thought to this vegetable micro-organism so fresh from the hand of its Maker, and as there was then existing no Pasteurs, Kochs, Devonce, Hertzlers -Cross' or Millers, armed with germicides and microscopes-, to parole paradise, it was quite easy for this busy little germ to inoculate our amorous an-cestor, and through him transmit itself to the entire human family. Pathologic Anatomy-As yet no autopsy has confirmed a diagnosis of athletitis, and it may be here stated that the concen-sus of opinion' substantiates the belief that it is not a fatal malady. ' Symptoms-The onset is gradual and insidious, being marked by a period of splen- did health, blood showing a high per cent of hemoglobin, appetite excessive, digestion rapid, heart strong, no- accentuated sounds, muscle tone high, accompanied by a pro- gressive increase in size of muscular apparatus, pulmonary enlargement with an in- crease of function, a -marked progressive loss of fatigue, a characteristic absence of malaise, memory and reasoning faculty improved, a greater ability to control impulse, a pronounced feeling of optimism, good fellowship and co-nsiderativeness. ln brain, cen- ters of pessimim, jealousy, vindictiven-ess and selfishness totally detroyed. Other symp- toms there a-re in abundance but lack of space precludes the possibility of their publica- tion, but upon application to the writer they will be gratuitously given. Prognosis and Treatment-Complete recovery never occurs, but palliative treat- ment such as the removal of the patient from the scene of contest may bring about a temporary cassation of some symptoms. However, like malignant growths, they will eventually return, and the last state of that man is worse than the first. .49-5 I z I l l l l r l Qllfgj X Xf 5 u HEARD FROM l E ix Km THE ,.....fQ 2 1 N,-N-J X on-uma DAY 5 Ms l A xx oo is -, X," x x . c A- 5 f M W - f N iflfigvg X XX XX X l , .as s X ,A NT I 'N f - , a l . -- Q ff X x I f N f lg W if sfl'l'3lm' ,Q . gg XZ r I 4 g S-1 ,L H z if A 4 n l. s- . .. if -" I mf . g K mm.. -Ni - ' f- -. "pg Q -. Xi 1 Y Q A N X S N - t Z' T -5, f rX Q wht A X fx X X, ,Z 1 4 sg? ! I P fm 5 X W A l f if 1 yu. 6 li 0 if ccf ff lla A I -X 9. Km 'N X 'v!A"x'fi. . A f'l . if Z -'QCR X X Y" :-A f A. it Kgffig N A VW' vi' may ?g.I'iI1'l1.L'E?s ll M. . V." XX-Q s , 4 A it ' +s W 4 NWW ww-www 'ww ,. " f X ""47U 1vfglJ Af JXHPUYAVV1, 1 x -Mn.uHV .yy - - ,nj A 1 N . ...sw www .,, WW... Wsasemywa gl AND we ALL Kem- TAB ON EACH on-new THRouGHouT 'me 'Summers ll il p lgerznnnvl nf lglagrra QT Diemer-A veteran player both in and behind the line, a good kicker, a sure and swift ll Vi tackler, and can be depended on to advance the ball. He appears to better advan- i l l Ml tage behind the line, but is a consistant, hard player, and capable in any position ll y Kilbourn-A faultless tackler, -strong and heavy, with a perfect knowledge of the game. A real bad man on defense. lei N James-An eccentric player, quick after fumbles and remarkably fast in getting down Nl under punts. A good man in every sense of the word. Captain of next year's at 1 eleven. Johnson-A stocky man, fast on his feet, quick at charging and getting down the field. HG Constantly worrying his opponent by some trick. ,l ' 'll 'Calloway-A tower of strength at guardg his 210 pounds making him a valuable man in V. , A the line. A valuable man who wears his head throughout the game. Will be seen again at guard next year. 'Haigler-A strong heavy man, a stranger to the rattles, and can be depended on to pass the ball accurately. Played in every game of the season without making a W single bad pass. tl Pond-Cut his first teeth on a nose guard, helped take the famous medic team into camp V, ,. u l back in the 90s. Thought to have been a has been until this year when he came ill back to the game with his years of peut up energy, and at tackle won the title W of 'fWorst of the bad men." Has- a head and knows how to use it. l Getman-A clever little quarter, and good as any man of his weightg works his team well and understands the fine points of the game. Smith-Twice captain, half back for three seasons, as nervy a little Irishman as ever wore the black and gold, excells in every department of the game. The teams success this season was largely due to his untiring efforts. XVinslow-A fast man with the ball, good at blocking and getting down the field, a good running mate for Smith. Rhodes-Sub End. A swift, nervy player who was handicapped by his weight, fifteen pounds more and Dusty would star with the best of them. First-A strong, nervy youngster who subbed at end. A man of whom much is expected next year. Ireland-Sub tackle. Another beginner of much promise, fast, a good tackler and a head for the game. Robinson-Sub guard. A strong, heavy man, who had little chance to show his met- tle this season. VVill be Callaway's mate at guard next year. Edmonson-A raw-boned Missourian, who, with little effort, could make good at any position in the line, but he is such a diligent student that Mars may find trouble winning him over. Price, R. P.-A tower of strength whose cyclonic vehemence of expression strikes ter- ror to the heart of his opponent, unable to get out much through stress of other business. "He is married now." , Henry Witten-A star in every sense of the word whose lustrous radiance was some- what missed by his absence on the gridiron, owing to pressure of his restaurant business at 907 E. 10th. Duckett-A halfback of uncomm-on promise but for the fact that Mrs. D. objected to having those curly locks of Claude's pulled by some alien he might have made the all Western this year. ' Griffin-A good back whose religious duties somewhat interferred with his training. His Bible contains 7 or 11 pages. In the game between the Sophs and Juniors, he made touchdown after touchdown. Percy Ridler-The giant guard will not be with us next year as he is now a Senior. Percy learned the game on an all star team of which Toni Thumb was captain. Von Cannon has filed application for Callaway's job, should that player shift position, Harry Morton will be back in school next year. Papa Fletcher of fleet footed fame has announced his intention to become a candidate for quarter next fall. To those who have never been closely in touch with the internal workings of a f otball team, it is hard to realize that the duties of the managers are other than to o cut classes, and occasionally issue a requisition for a shin guard, but to the 1n1t1ated ' f 't has been ever known that uneasy lies the head that braves the wrath of the pro s. 1 arranges the games, accepts the adverse criticism of the entire te-am and half the athletic public, handles the money s, and is held responsible for all properties at the finar windup. Knowing the vicissitudes of this thankless position, Arthur Oechsli accepted the appointment, and with the able assistance of Percy Ridler so successfully and satisfac- torily executed his tas ent intercollegiate standing. VVe take this opportuni y o g . ' enerous moral and financial support to our boys, and wish it known that their en- g 1 couragement of our struggling hopes was the keystone of our years success. k that we have him to thank for our excellent schedule and pres- 't f a ain thanking the members of the faculty for their Zllnnthall in Hniuernitg Hllehiral Qlnllvge THOMAS WYATT, M. D. Assistant to Chair of Laryngology. IWI N September, 1895, there appeared on the field of the old Exposition Park eighteen ! or twenty young men of brawn and great stature. They were clad in an ill- assorted array of football clothing and looked very little like a champion team. Upon investigation, I learned that they were students of the University Medical College who had decided that spouting anatomy and sawing in the bone yard was not exercise commensurate with their physical demands and had determined to work off their su- perfluous energy in this mild form of sport. Ralph Light, alias "Tub," had been elected captain, having played football before at Baker University. Captain Light was a magnificent specimen of manhood, standing about six feet and weighing 2101 pounds. Along with him were Dr. Lincolnfelter, now of Excelsior Springs, Mo., Dr. Fred O'Donnell of Junction City, Kas., and Dr. Lapp, at present one of our city fathers. These men I remember Well, as they were great football enthusiasts and had done much towards organizing the team in the college. They worked faithfully that season without the aid of a coach, other than that of the men on the team who had played in other schools. They owed most of their practice to the Central High School boys, who worked with them each aftern-oon. While this eleven did not develop any sensational teamwork, or Win many of the few games played, an-d none of the i-mportant o-nes that year, it served to develop good men and a college spirit that has never died and never Will. Next fall the nucleus of this first team was strengthened by a number of new men, among whom were Dr. Edward Pendleton, the incomparable guard, formerly of Baker 'Universityg Clay Allen, alias 'tKid Allen," also of Baker, Dr. Leon Le-wis of this city and Mr. William Buchholtz. These veterans of the game, each of them stars, so strengthened the team that they won most of this season's games and defeated Kansas State University, then the Western champions. During this year they were coached by Mr. Charles Taylor, a former Baker Uni- versity man and also Uni-on Coll'ege's star end. These victories served to give the U. M. C. team a standing in Western football and enabled them to arrange the strongest schedule of any Western team for the following season. The fall of 1897-98 found, in addition to the men on hand, Dr. Harry L. Heller, wearing the red and gold of U. M. C. Dr. Heller had been Baker's star half-back for two seasons, captain and half-back on the Denver Athletic Club's peerless team for two years, and came to U. M. C. with a reputation made and only remaining to be upheld. This reputation he certainly not only upheld, but added greatly to. His cool judgment in the directing of plays during a game, his ability and field judgment in practice, and his brilliant personal playing had never before been witnessed by a Western football audience. I have seen football in many parts of the country and it is my opinion that the peer of Dr. Heller never existed in his position in the back field. With the addition of this tower of strength and one or two other go-od men to replace those who had graduated, the team of 1897-98 was certainly a victorious one. They added to their victories, Kansas State University, William Jewell College, the Haskell Indians, Missouri State University an-d Nebraska State University. These victories made them the champion of the Middle West and created an en- thusiasm among the town people that promised great crowds in the future and a proper financial support. H I In connection with the fin-ancial end of football I wish to state that the college had been more than liberal in 'its support of the team, and equipment supplied was second to none used by Western players. At the beginning of 1898-99 the Athletic board engaged the services of C. C. Morris of New Haven, Conn., to take charge of the coaching department. Under the direction of Mr. Morris and Dr. Heller the team was again victorious, and again de- feated the teams of the year before and remained the strongest team in the West. ln 1899-1900 the red and gold were victorious in and around Kansas City and the Middle West, but in attempting to defeat the Denver Athletic Club at Denver, and the Colorado State School of Mines at Boulder, Colo., found a handicap in the rareness of the atmosphere that proved fatal. In the season of 1900-01 U. M. C. was greatly handicapped by the loss of many of her stars, but under the coaching of Dr. Harry Heller and the captaincy of Charles- C. Toland of California the team made a creditable showing, and the only games of im- portance lost were those with Texas University at Austin, Texas, and with Texas M. and M. College at Bryan, Texas. These games were played after long trips and in a semi- tropical country, which, to a great extent, accounts for these defeats. From the season of 1900 to the present day the University Medical College team has been greatly handicaped by not being able to conform to the different college rules, especially the rule that allows a man to play only four years in all, and cannot play his freshman year. As our college course was but three years until a short time ago, and as most of our men have played on their college teams before taking up Medical study, one can easily see the hardship it worked, bo-th with the team and the schedule of games. With the fine showing made by this year's team, however, under the able coaching of Mr. Webb Smith, we are hoping and looking forward to the time when U. M. C. will take her old place- in the football world of the Middle West. -L 1 1 1 1 1 .1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 E1 1 1 1 1 1. 111 11 1 1'1 1 11 1 ll2l1 11 llli 1211 11,1 131 3 i .,,, 9 W 1 . . . 111 Cflhr Alumni Annnrmtrnn if 1 1 W A 1 OFFICERS. 1 i 1 F. C. Neff, M. D., Kansas City, Mo.. President. . I , w. T. Phy, M. D., Hot Lake, ore., First vice-President. , X 11 H. C. Anderson, M. D., Kansas City, Mo., Second Vice-President. qi J. L. Lehew, M D., Pawnee, Okla., Third Vice-President. i 11 L. Leverich, M. D., Kansas City, Mo., Secretary. , A 1 A. W. McArthur, M. D., Kansas City, Mo., Treasurer. 1 J. VV. Kimberlin, M. D., Kansas City, Mo., Censor. 1 , A, V 1 1 '511 A lf 1 lil 1, MEMBERS. 1 11f it o. M. Alderman, w. R. Adams, H. C. Amie, A. G. Altham, Wm. G. Artwood, H. C. l l A 1 Anderson, W. C. Anderson, J. W. Allbritian. 31 1 A 12 l 1 F. C. Benson, Harry Baum, E. A. Burkhardt, J. W. Beil, D. D. Blandford, C. C. 1 if Burtch, B. Belove, F. H. Bell, R. M. Bension, C. A. Brawn, S. H. Brooks, W. M. Belchey, 11 y M Wm. C. Baird, J. A. Bundy, R. Bawling, C. W. Ballone, T. O. Broion. 11 1 l f l , L. A. Carwin, C. L. Cooper, Chas. Chapman, W. M. Cross, C. C. Conover, W. H. Q 1 1 1 Crowder, H. K. Cowan, O. F. Clagett, W. M. Clemmons, C. H. Castle, F. N. Chandler, 1 L. A. Clary. A. J. Chisholm, J. J. Curphey, C. L. Conrad, P. B. Clayton, F. C. Clary. J. N. Duter, F. L. Dod, C. A. Dudley, C. T. Davis, A. C. Dingus, G. R. Dagg. l Nl W 1 l 5- ij, ,j L. A. Bradbury, W. E. Baggerly. 1 73 A Chas. Erving, L. E. Ellis, F. B. Erwin, M. J. Exner, A. E. Eubank, L. M. Edens, .fm G. B. Elston, C. A. Eavens, F. B. Ellis. l 5 Geo. Fleming, Jno. Fowlston, Fortner, J. Frisher, G. T. Fare, T. N. Fraker, Jos. f 111 W1 Focoler, S. R. Ford. 1 1l1 1, 1 'ill' 11 1 1.1,111. ,111 W1 E. H. Griswold, W. P. Grimes, J. D. Graham, F. M. Greenwood, R. H. Gardner, 1 N gi1iil11' 11 1 W. L. Gist, B. J. Greene, J. W. Greene, G. R. Gage, H. R. Goshorn, W. H. Graves, 5 W. O. Gray, V. V. Grant, G. R. Gage, F. O. Grier, T. H. Gough. B. C. Hyde, D. W. Hare, W. C. Harkey, H. S. Hellar, L. S. Harvey, J. T. Hen- 3 de-rson, J. W. Howard, W. W. Hobbs, S. B. Husitt, W. L. Hopper, F. J. Hughes, J. 3 S. Harrison, A. W. Harrison, J. D. Hunter, I. F. Heath, A. W. Harrison, W M. Hoel, 5 13 1 R. R. Hume, R. C. Henderson, C. B. Harris, G. C. Hall, E. C. Haile, F. J. Haas, F. J. 1 L1 Hatch, W. H. Hal-ley, H. L. Hendricks, E. R. Hull. A 11' A Q1 xl A. L. lgel. 3 ll 11 J. N. Jackson, J. D. Jerowitz, W. L. Jacobus, A. Johnson, P. A. Johnstone M . J. D. Jordan, C. R. Johnson, H. N. Jennett. 1 111 ,V W. E. King, J. W. Kimberlin, J. Kipner, H. M. Krohn, J. W. Kennedy, W. C. V: Klein, C. C. Kerr, D. W. Kurtz, C. N. Kirk, E. B. Knerr, G. B. Kinselff, M. H. Keefer 11 W 21 l 1 J l J. E. Logan, J. Letchenberg, J. G. Lapp, H. H. Lave, H. M. Lyle, T. A. Lamb w. J. Lynn, N. E. Lake. c. C. Lewis, N. A. Lewis, J. Y. Lapsiey, J. L. Latzenhister .1111 1 1 . 11 111 .1 QI 11 1 . ll ll , 36 51 '1 11 1 1 l 'T V A A lf! E. A. Lewis, H. A. Lewing, P. Lux, L. Leverich, L. C. Lewis, R. C. Lienboch, Lingen- feltder, Lehugh. . C. S. Merriman, J. Maxon, N. E. Montgomery, Maddleton, Mitchell, A. B. Muhoney,2 L. C. Morrison, T. J. Moffatt, E. Manks, J. F. Martin, B. E. Miller, R. H. Mitchell, R. W. Moore, H. S. Major, E. P. Miles, E. L. Morgan, C. F. Milligan, J. M. Marks, C.- M. Morgan, E. M. Moore, L. B. Miller, J. Maddox, S. T. Mead, R. W. Morrison, J. E. Musgrove, C. McDonald, A. W. McArthur, O. G. McClamahaw, O. L. McKilly, J. A. McMaster, C. M. McCorkey, J. McGuire, O. H. McCandless, J. J. McLain, G. E. McBride, J. F. McNaught, P. McDonald, D. D. McHenry. G. B. Norberg, O. H. Need, S. Nassaman, F. C. Neff, H. A. Nave, A. H. Nassa- man, D. VV. Noble, J. A. Naylor, C. A. Nylord, F. E. Nipple, J. P. Nese. A. OlDonnell, A. E. O'Donnell, M. J. Owens, J. D. Owens, R. J. Oden, Ern Owen. VV. T. Phy, A. L. Porter, J. T. Pittam, B. Poorman, E. M. Palmer, M. F. Peters, P. L. Payne, E. E. Puddleton, J. Z. Parker, F. N. Pugsley, A. R. Ponton, G. A. Paige, E. L. Parmenter. J. F. Robinson, F. D. Rice, E. A. Reese, E. L. Russel, J. H. Robinson, F. Rhode-s, i I l E. T. Rubles, J. VV. Risdon, C. T. Ramsey, W. E. Ruhle, E. J. Reichley, E. O. Reiger, J. E. Royer, VV. VV. Ronser, T. M. Reid, W. E. Regier, G. A. Rush, G. D. Ruth, Wm. Rice. B. L. Sulzbacher, J. N. Scott, F. L. Sanders, Geo. Sutz, St. E. Sanders, W. W.: Stevens, M. K. Scott, E. G. Simon, J. H. Shrart, W. A. Shelton, W. T. Shore, D. C. Smith, VV. V. Stevenson, D. R. Stoner, A. Shoemaker, W. W. Scott, L. Simmons, W. L.. Small, N. A. Seehorn, A. G. Swaney, W. C. Sturm, R. V. Spencer, T. T. Sawyer, Hp M. Stricklen, R. A. Shiras, E. D. Standley, R. C. Shacohan. H. G. Tureman, G. M. Tralle, C. D. Taylor, C. D. Trask, G. O. Todd, C. W. Tal bot, S. L. Tapscott, T. J. Toothaker. Uhls. J. D. Van Buskirk, H. F. Vandever, F. Van Garden. J VVessel-owski, A. M. Wilson, T. W. Warner, T. E. Wy att, J. J. Woodward, WJ T'11't S C Whinerg H J Whilley P V Woolley I J. Wood, G. E. White, E. E. C.VRl9S,.. ,-- f-- 1' u, wuake, G. s. Walker, V. E. Wilson, W. J. Walker, D- A- Williams, W- C- W11111lS J. A. Vlfannamaker. P. R. Young. A. C. Zimmerman. 5 1 ,f -f li al 1 l i 1 i I V Hr li .. iii :QI 'w 'r r. V 1 L. I 1 ll l . l 1 I K. 4. il i l 4 4 1 i l li I 1 I 3 E 4 l li 1 r , l li 1I fl l ll E A li U l il- ll H+ lf 1 l 1 i ,tf I 5 Q Our Eihim! Adoerfirers Dr. Percy B. James, CLAUDIUS J. ALLEN PJJQ D. V. S. PROCTOLOGIST EXTRAORDINARY Successor to Thornton 6. Minor. Carcinomas and Coin Cheerfully re- moved While you Wait. Office Hours: 10:00 p. m.-3:00 a. m. P. S.-I Work better then. Send for my 4000-page booklet on how . I do the invisible operation. MY METHODS ARE EXCLUSIVE. J. H. HIPPUCHATES WUHLEY lvl. D., Ph. G cwhizy. Consultant Official Physician to the Class. Consulting Pathologist and Bacteriol- ogist. Author of 'KWhat I Know," etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., Good Old Dr. Morton Plmple of Wealth Pelf and Squashington streets, Kan- sas City, Mo., Will cure you. No knife, no medicine. ALL I DO IS TO TAKE THE DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING EASY. IVIONEY. Sorrentino llegretti Gerstenkorn! ummm Le Baron R. F. Von Cannon ! ! ! !! CONSULTING SPECIALISTS OF THE I-IUNGARIAN-AMERICAN STAFF OF SPRAINED STURGEONS. We Wear our dress suits to bed so that We can answer night calls in proper attire. 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J-X 1 16,4 JC - 5 X I I6 ,2 - -, :Ei 3-5: -xi:- X-X- X N W' J blmglff, 9' , 5 Q9 li!"-T B ,,-cg X - .. ff, KF M "LS A' N THE JOKE EDKTOR ND Has , ' 9 .,- ITILLEKJL' v ' X1 :TA-.FF c1A'rHeRtNCr NxATERxAL.. Aft, ,- 1 Y A I V 771,723-7 ,in ,YVV Y-W, I Q iii Glnllege Bags 4 lHAT is a medical college? What is a medical student? A medical college is a E, place where the student gets wise-to lots of things. A medical student is a be- ing that exists-merely, and changes his shirt twice a week and his room and boarding place three times during the same period. But, talking about the lair of the embryo doctor, it would be real funny if it were not so sad to think of the pleasant inconveniences he undergoes. The average U. M. C. man starts in at the beginning of his Freshman year on the third floor iso I am toldj and it is peculiar that the higher he advances in his classes the lower he comes down in living apartments. This is not as mirthful as it seems, for the Senior year frequently finds him in the cellar. The way he gets located is laughable to any one except the student. Arriving in town with his old valiseg new trunk, best neckltieg all his "legal tenderu in his pocketg several apple sized lumps in his throatg besides a glistening lachyrmal exudation in his off eye, he sets out to find his new abode. Attracted by a flashing placard, "Furnished Roomsf, and thinking it is something of that sort he wants, he summons all his courage, or whatever he has that resembles courage, and proceeds to wring the neck of the door bell or push the button at the portal entrance of the castle. The gentle rattle of No. f2'sg the flurry of skirts and open flies the door and so does the 6X8 mouth of the sixteen, maybe thirty-six year old child the never was good at guessing age with powder on itl and yells, "Ma!" here's a man," as if he were the first rooster of that breed of fowls she had ever seen. Then she smiles at him. He grows dizzy and for the first time for- gets Edith and his vows of eternal constancy. At this juncture his future landlady ap- pears on the scene to say, "What is it sir?" He explains, "a room," "got any?" "See sign." She answers in the affirmative and says, "walk this way." But he can't to save his head for women have a gait peculiar to themselves, besides he noticed that this one's feet don't track. However, he takes her as she means and makes the first flight of stairs in good condition and with credit to himself, but in a darkened way of the third floor he stumbles over a bucket half filled with bedbug annihilator. The bucket slops over with its contents and the student with apology. He says it is an un- pardonable blunder, and for once the landlady agrees with him, strange to say. At thi-s point a door is swung open and for the first time he sees a closet with a bed in it. But if he is credulou-s to all that he hears it is the warmest room in winterg the coo-lest one in summer that is to be had. CLater he swears that the opposite is truel. A tear creeps down the good lady's cheek as -she tells him that it would be occupied at present only the poor fellow who dwelt there last suddenly died and that his spirit has gone to test the realities of an unknown world. He believes what she says about the spirit all right, all right, but he stimulates his vision to pierce the darkercorners of the space for owing to the peculiar odor that eminates through the open door he is not so sure that the body has been so remotely removed. But he agrees to locate and upon the price per month ibut learns afterward that three weeks make a monthl, a sum he thinks too much, but is assured that it would be cheap at half the price. He then starts out in search of the Dean. Enters the office that corresponds to the number given in the catalogue and asks the office girl if his Lordship is in. For in- terrupting the tender blossom in the perusal of the latest novel Cfor she was just where the hero was about to caress the heroine for the first time, not the secondl, he gets a blunt "yes" and a look that makes him feel that the search for the North Pole is over and that the bloomin' thing is sticking down his back. He waits his hour turn with Jobine patience and is finally ushered into the presence of him who wields the destiny of medical students. After a seven-minute and thirteen-second interview, he is again upon the street and throws away his purse. Why, what is the use in keeping it? He has been to see the Dean. But it is high time for our hungry young friend to find an eating place. A res- taurant is the usual haunt of him who learns the Aesculapian art. For there he may order what he wishes? Maybe. If he does it is wonderful what freaks his fancy takes. Vrlhy he orders Irish stew instead of ham and eggs has always been a puzzle to us. And why on the morning after a good night out with the boys he sits with drooping eyes but without breakfast before the eight o'clock professor and when the doctor mistakes his --it - ' ' 7' A 2 C,-1: - - is J ogENlETogJwerHuNc. lnwx gil TW5 HAND LOOKS -- Q Q- ' gif , ,X LHQE A FOOT . ,Zvii-I f,rcl?mh2 Q -'-i- --- - ' ..i'Y9 L 'iss BQ' K 1-'21 W s i XWWN f. .I!',,lL' X ' - 44 F x U l X IQ f , ffic A Q' N 'lir is f Tl W N' ll u1'X3'3' lx i SQ N 5 ' l if- w.. U or . .7 . 4 .. vsj Q K- .na mixvxxigiix 'W it if . . ..MN XS? lNiElR QNs ' mimi' In 1 V , ff Q-xisisx. KN X . 'fig : LXXHN X 6 .X . 'igfizw' ' -J K 0' 'L Q , Eiilkdd ' W if gqwlilln . Suisse tx 1 J" Wil . W . .,. ss J 'H gpg Qxvgzlii -N-2-Qstsw 5 . -. ' Q 3 wwwwrsxxmxwsmxxxx-:mx S fly A X' ' -Lim ,X -'-A y , F N: , i ,, mn.. 1 vi ' N . iigilwf rl 3 ' I 'vii' 'l 'SQQWEV Ni" ll ' A- ll ' WQ5 A em I Q W 1 'l',v I .,-5.-i bfi- f Six-SAQT Tx ? Tw 2553: is Q-:aff ' v" ""If :fi 1 Jimiiuzs. f if f!! x?w x?QX Q? ' 5: X f 1 H I X Q THAT SOPH PuTc.H GAME. H stretching yawn for a manifested desire to ask a question and wishes to know what he wants, he dreamily answers Hcoffee and rolls" is another thing that is beyond our feeble comprehension. Just why flies cling about a medics boarding place is a question that no one seems ready to answer. It shows bad judgment on the part of the fly. It is all right to be brave but who wants to be drowned in skimmed milk or baked to death in a pancake. Queer how prone the college man is to sing. Sing he will. It must be that he does so here because he is not allowed to make an ugly noise at home. "Sweet Ade- line," is a popular class song on a cloudy day. How fortunate for Adeline she need not listen to the tuneful pinings of poor Joe. Strange how every man sings in his own key. ,rg .- . I -ffevvkd A 1 if ' i I 1 .,. .1 lf' .V 1 1 1 1 F 1 1 l il l 1 V j1. .I if l 1 :QI Q 1 f1 ii mi 12 1215 3 3, 5 .1 W All fyll NH 18.1. 'il I lim 1' rfb .13 1 fl I. ,. 11 .L I 5 l l 51, it 1 .111 1 l 1 l 1 ,. , N 141 1 I ll Q1 I1 11. 21 ll lv, "1 lil? 171 itll :Wi 21.11 VH .1r i1 .l. 45' 1. it 1 1 '1 11 l 1 l 1 1 1 i 4 1 J 1 ll li 11311 l 1 1 1 .1 . V 1 3111 . 1' V 11 '1l11l1 1 1 E1 ll .11 11 Some times there are hardly enough keys to go round. Those who listen but cannot see must necessarily presume that the whole bunch is singing in whis-key. But Oh, the busy, busy grind of him who learns the healing art., Days and nights on anatomy. Why was manfs body made so complex and his mind so simple. But chemistry. Speak of that once and then forever hold your peace. Who can straighten out therapeutics without getting his mind in a whirl. Why study pediatrics any way? Already money is too scarce and children are too plentiful. But never mind our sorrows will soon be forgotten. And by the way so will be the chemistry. However, while yet in school some men seek to quiet their trouble, and to drown it seems to be the conventional method. Those good old nights when you don't go home till morning. But we do not approve of ranting riot and roaring dissi- pation. A little spirit may be all right but what a pity any one can get too much of such a good thing. A man with more stomach than brain might get jagged before he knows it, but once his equilibri-um is disturbed even a chump should be aware of the fact, for, "When your heels hit hard and your head feels queer, And your thoughts rise up like foam on beerg When your knees are weak and your voice is strong, And you laugh like thunder at a durn fool so-ng, You're drunk, by gosh, you're drunk." But the will be doctor -seldom goes wr-on-g when out for a -social time, because he knows the evil effects of alcohol. It is his unwise visiting friends such as Anheuser Busch and Bud Weiser who drink too deeply fro-m the cup that cheers. And no matter which it becomes our student's solemn duty to see home in safety he finds it difficult to lead either Ann or Bud and yet refrain from walking in well marked curves. It seems though, that time has passed rapidly on, as time will do, and many are nearing their college end. We look back with pride upon our moral integrityg happy to know that our methods have always been above suspicion and that our grades are with- out taintg glad to realize that no man has betrayed the trust of his professors and insulted his own dignity by stooping to the vile art of "ponying."-Who said "Splash"? Soon by sensible answer-si to hyperincomprehensible questions we mean to bluff the state boards into granting us a license to legally commit murder, whether in them that be wise or otherwise. J. F. l,lli - Dr. Logan: "Mr. Fair, will you call the Junior roll. I left my roll book at the office." Fair: "Billings, Brown, Buttln Dr. L.: "That will do. sir. We will omit the roll call today." Gfhree mvvkn P-ond, ,O9, has Written a delightful little book entitled "Three Weeks As An Internef' This book is Well Written and plainly portrays the beautiful self-sacrificing spirit that an interne must possess before he can thoroughly master his Work. 'tThree VVeeks" describes hospital life in three different hospitals. It shows how a medical student gets in and how he gets out. The work is divided into chapters, as follows: Chapter I. How to obtain an interneship in the 'Varsity Hospital. Chapter II. How to carry out the wishes of the nurses-and anything else that is to be carried' out. Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter VII. How to diagnose a colles Chapter tarium, under special guard. III. How to prevent the head nurse from discharging an interne. IV. How to obtain an interneship at the 'City Hospital. V. How to break up the most furniture in the least time. VI. How to get another job before St. Elmo arrives. fracture as a sprain. VIII. How to accept a roast from the daily press. IX. How to remain in innocuous desuetude in Nutz 85 Osborne's Sani- flfflfilllf T llllll lllHUlHfl:fllffllU7ll3.,Uwwgilflflfllltlfllllfl"FIVl"F"'lllL.fs11'Ul,f , . A x . , ,lk j " 1. f 7sf - .e ff ' ff f25Vs ' 1 J ll ' X 0 QT X ' U X i f 606 it-w"l'W X X ' 'M ff ' 'M ff f s , kxh ffl U 2' .' ..... ...Q .X ML f fp g Q I gf, 5. ' ' 25? 'e:?,:f-fm," . at fgfif' ll, , '-F y i , iluguriurfiziuu mmuuuanInnmmununnnnnmun 'INSIHIHHHIIIIIIIIHIlllllllltillllllllllllillllllllllllilllllllll.ill I n I I g ,- . 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Their places would be hard to fill, 1 For therefs no one else like Kid and Kil. Here we place on exhibition A likeness of the Class Physician, His name is Worley, and God wot There is no subject he knows not. In pathology he especially shines, But is also skilled in other lines. Of surgical instruments he has a ton And knows the name of every one. So send for Worley when sick abed And then cheer up, you'll soon be dead. ND HND WL THE C101-D Due-r 1-wms. f- ' - 1 F 1 . X. 1'1!'!'lQ?l1fFllif1111ll lv X1 -1-Q xx -.- -Q ' 1 E 1 1 1 1 viii! 41 gee NN' 1 X :XX Q, - 1 X' .ff 5 3' PEIEEEEEE 3 SQ i:'ui5'x Fw f--Es A 5 s 1 .4 125551: -E-:H E p 5 1 'wifi- luhi 1 v- ' N915 :mins 5.452 X 'J 111111 'ff X ' Xy ffw 111111 X f N, 1 1 "' sl X xx 1 X E 1 N1111 iw X Q11 1 mai! 1 NK cf X X X X1 2' N " -1 filiiw cS'+ ! 5Y vw " 1 mx ' 1111 1 I X X N! X I I r 1 4 Z gif X ls. T"1V11LL'E'.Pi.. ' xw' 1 1 1 s 1' T ine' 1 ' i Evuggeatn-Eherapine Or It Pays to Advertise. It was a gala day in the City of the Kaw. A committee composed of the foremost citizens of the town, in their frock coats and silk hats, met the Washington Special as the President of the United States stepped from the train. Long rows of automobiles were waiting at the depot carriage entrance, to take the Chief Executive to Convention Hall, where thousands were in waiting to congratulate him on his good judgment in se- lecting navy surgeons to command the hospital ships of the navy. The procession of machines was headed by a limousine containing the President and Dr. Skinoky-the president of Kansas City's leading bank. The buildings all along were festooned with national colors. As the President's party swung into Walnut street at Ninth, cheer after cheer went up from a crowd out in front of a large building which had red, white and blue electric lights ornamenting the second floor. The Chief Executive nodded to Dr. Skinoky his appreciation of the cordial recep- tion and commented on the beautiful arrangement of colored lights on Convention Hall. Dr. Skinoky assured him that this was not Convention Hall but was the Fudge Building and that the different colored lights were simply the decorations of the suite of offices of Dr. Claude J. Von Witten. Then Dr. Skinoky related the story of how the advertising doctor is made. "Five years ago," he said, "there lived in Pee Dee, Mo., a model youth by the name of Von Witten, who earned his daily bread by honest toil in the coal mines of that vicinity. He was considered the best Workman on the track and when pay day came his envelope fairly bulged with his fortnight's earnings. The merry maidens of the camp soon learned how industrious this lad was and they longed to know him better. One evening as young Von Witten was returning from the mines, carrying his dinner pail, his pick swung over his shoulder and his oily cap jauntily placed on one side of his head, he met Lottie, the Poor Saleslady. Claude smiled and threw out his chest as he saw Lottie, but he failed to notice a small pebble in his path, which betrayed. him at this eventful moment and turned his foot, suddenly sending him sprawling in the dust. The dinner pail rolled down the road but his pick fell on his hand causing a small wound. Lottie, seeing he was hurt took her kerchief from around her head and ban- aged the injured hand. The couple then strolled down the road together. Lottie seemed worried, finally -she said, Claude, why don't you study to be a doctor, so you can wrap up people's hands when they are hurt, instead of trudging along working yourself to death and never getting any pleasure out of life?" The youth brightened and said, t'Well, I had never thought of that, though I have read our Family Do-ctor Book through several times and I found it very interestingf, They talked this subject over for -several even-ings, finally Lottie convinced him that he would soon be rich if he would go to the city and get in some big d-octor's office. It would only be a matter of a short time, she thought, until patients would flock to him and when his fortune was made he would return to Pee Dee and make her his own. The next pay day at the mines he bade all of his old comrades good-bye and took the train for the city. There he found he could get a paper route to Day 1115 GXDGHSGS through the first year in the Medical College. The first year he arose every morning at four o'clock and peddled his papers. Aft- 'ii 1 sl l , ,1 1 ii itil fl iz ,MZ W ii rj, tif l i T l i i l Q I i l 1. I l R l i l in VE y 1 4. I i F -i i .l l ? tif il. 1-ilu ll ,ll ,Li Vi- ,4 i it ll V M1 i'I' ,ill fi' llc' l ll, er breakfast he would study until school time. He gave no attention to anything but his work and his studies. The result of his first year's work was that he passed in all of his subjects except five. He applied a little more steam and succeeded in getting through on the second examination after having been tutored for two months during the summer. The remaining month of vacation he decided to spend in Pee Dee. He, there- fore, sent the following notice to his home paper, "The Weekly Pee Dee Pifflef' t'Dr. Claude J. Von Witten formerly of this city, but now one of the leading physicians and surgeons of the State will be at the Pee Dee Hotel for three weeks and all of the sick and afflicted will be cured of any disease if they will call on this wonderful doctor, who effects the most marvelous cures. Dr. Von Witten charges only S150 for the first treat- ment, all other treatments will be paid for when patient is cured. Do not fail to con- sult this doctor as he will be here only a short time as he has offices in sixty-five of the principal cities of the country." As there had never been any regular physicians in Pee Dee, Von made money fast. In fact when he returned to College the second year he was very much transformed in appearance. Instead of the homespun and Scotch cap of Freshman year, he appeared in the latest creation that exclusive tailors and haberdashers could furnish. Von finally came to the conclusion that it was useless to attend lectures-that knowledge of medicine was not what was necessary to make money in this age of graft cures. He resolved to invent some new method. He quit College before the Sophomore annual examinations and put up a modest office in the Fudge Building. Von Witten found that Eddyites and Dowieites had worked the religious fanatical fake cures until that field was covered, he therefore rented more office space and advertised his sup- posed wonderful discovery which he called "Suggesto-Therapinef' He hired all of the surplus stenographers and advertising agents in the city to send out circulars until the whole second floor of the Fudge Building was filled with his self-praising bureaus. The m-oney began to roll in so fast that he is not only the largest bank depositor in the city but has erected five twenty-story buildings on Tenth street in addition to the fact that he has just furnished fifteen millions to the government for the Panama Canal bond issue." To get back to Lottie, the Poor Saleslady who helped to mould his career-she waited in vain for him to return and claim her, but alas! Von had fallen in love' with Edna, the Pretty Typewriter. This so enraged poor Lottie that she began reading "Science and Healing" and in order to wreak revenge on her former beau-she rushed to Kansas City and started a rival cure concern in the Whelat Belt Bank Building at Thirty-first and Roost avenue. L As soon as Von found Lottie was getting part of his graft he gave up Edna, mar ried Lottie, consolidated their offices and both lived luxuriously ever after. H. T. M. Dr. Robinson: 'tSuppose your room-mate should wake you in the middle of the night and you found he was delirious what would you do?" Forner: "I would give him -a teaspoonful of hydrocyanic acid every half hour un- til he became quiet? L' Cf' " YOUN M .D. X XZ A if 5 jf 5 DENTS EAM XN Two x'N5TALLIN4E,N Q fXgQm '+-M -7- -- -J-W .-.,...-11A ,,,, YV A YY H1731 112 11 11: 1 1 '1 X1 1 1 1 1 1 111 1111 1 1 111 112 15 M 112 U2 11 -11 11 Q '1 1 1 11 11111 E111 111 11111 1 11 1111111 1111111 agi'-1 111 11 11 11,1 1 1, ,1 11 111 111 111,. 1111 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 ,,1'l1 1 11. 11111 7111 11 1 1 1 11'1'11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 , 1 1 - 1 1 1 '11 111 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 -I1 l 111 11 1 p. M 11 111 1 11 11, 11 111 111 11 1111 111 ll! .1 T13 1, 1 e 1 1 11111, .J 11 111 1.1 1111 1111 'I Elini AE Sump Now there was a lad in the Senior Soup came with the relishes, class- And on the fish course, too, An epioure, forsooth, ,And instead of having an entree, Whose favorite dish, above all else VVas a steaming bowl of soup. - For the vegetables he had some soup, 1 For the roasts it was the same- f The menu to prepare, And then more soup he had in place 1 And when he read it to the Bunch, Of having any game. Naught but soup was there. There was soup-and Irish stew. For the A. E. banquet he was sent And so it ran clear down the line Till the Bunch began to whoop- I For all that Baird could think about Was Soup! 1 Soup! 1 Soup! 1 if ip 1104 509131 1 .f AV K 1 N 1 Y - s SL X 1 1 1 ii-7 M E N 1,1 axX1souPp Q X 1 f X- 1 X Q.. L'-L. N '-ffm N 1 1 , "Y , X Q - 'Yr 1 X211 Mx 'I iselfvgm '-1 W I I on QQ it Cfx. eg-5. XX 1 1 vw ggi . .-Zu. 1 1 xi 1 11 1 1 1,11,1:fff1111e Q- f --11 - - -to Q 1 1 141111 1125 I if 1 is 3:1 we ,ff 1 NX 3 f- f 1 X. A E "" 42121:--5'-J 1 fi, K ' TY TQILIEB.. Q, jf 1 mem. emma AT 1-1-11-5. E,BANQ.UE.T i 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 A An me Shall ifwmvmher Ghvm - THE CLASS OF 1908. "Sheep" Adkins. Akins-Expert on roller skates. Wm. Anderson-"O1ey." S. D. Anderson-t'Some mawbid condition." Ashley-"Ligate and scrape out." Baird-'tWho said soup?" Episculopian Pope. Bates-t'RoWdy Bates." Beam-"Well now, my theory is thisf' Beeching-f-"Beeking,'-hived in the office. Brooks-Chet, Jerome. I Carter-The original Nick. Cross-Roy X. Freshman's terror. Diemer-Frog. 45 minutes from Broadway. Dillingham-Blood-platelets. Antiseptic bile. Evans-Duke of Westport. "Louder!" Firster-f'Fooster." "Submucosa." Possessor of that placid, perennial and inspir- ing smile of hope undlaunted. The invincible diagnostician. Unknowns announced in 30 seconds. I Field-Hay or miscropic? Herod-Wanted at K. C. S. Pharoah. Hilts-Oy, oy, oy! I-Iynds-"My papa told me soft Hobson-Never been kissed-and with that name! I-Iodson-Once roomed with Worley. My 325,000 violin, veracity unimpeached. Houser-Happy. Owner of Hill Top Triangle. Originator of Quindaro position. Likes Lignol: "Houser get your feet down!" "Sir?H "Get your feet down!" "Yes, sir." O. G. Keller-"Did you get O. GI?" L. A. Kellar-O. G.'s little brother. Kyger-"Is Mr. Kyger here?" Lane-"Pat Burns." "Oh sure. It Would have to be that Way. I misunderstood your question. That's what I came here for-to study and learn-it's that way in a horse I know." Lentz-"Mr. Lentzf' McAdow-"Mickadoo." 'tDid you get me doctor? McAdoW, J. W., down at the bot- tom." "McAdoW's position." McLean-"Poicy." Bugs! McKinney-"Well, doctor, how would it do, etc?" Maltby-t'Maltie, the Mothballf' Mason-Original Gibson moustache. Mudd-"And his name was Mud." Newlon, P. S.-Not a brother to Paul. Newlon, J. S.-Not a brother to J. S. Oechsli-Xly-Eckley-Oskali-Eschly-Ooshly. "That's loud enough." W. W. Miller-Tragedian. We .e"- 0' fd V Ii I Uffl' 'wi 1 I 11 I , V WV. l il ll .I 4' I' ' .I 1 I-4. Q il it V. 172 'il it It .lug 'Q I M5 tl I it tl ntl. .iii 5 b . lf .M HJ l J if ' is ti li 1 M I I H I I El 5 I .2 in ' I ill Tl l ,i l I ni l I . Wi Q I ? 3' I 1 E- H lg' 1 ii 'FQ il ll Zvi! . fl y xl ll l 1' 'HJ 1 i - I IVV. ix! ti lil sw J. ,M M. . Uhr Elragehg Time-1906, A. D. Place--U. M. C. Cast of Characters. C Dr. Hertzler ..................... A Professor of Pathology Miller ...... .. .... Leading Man, a Student The Bunch . . ....... .......... . . . . . . ..... Classmates of Miller ACT I. SCENE I. The Classroom. Dr. Hertzler fgrade book in handjz "What is stomatitis?" Miller fknowinglyj: "An inflammation of the stomach." Profound silence. A look of incredulity on the doctor's face, one of impending dis- solution on Miller's. The Bunch: "Hal Ha! Ha!" Miller wins by a goose, so, O. SCENE II. Dr. Hertzler fstraight from the shoulderjz '6What is passive hyperemia?" Miller Csparring for timelz "Well-er-aw-that is-er. What was your question doc- tor?" "Well, th+at's Where the blood just passes in." The Bunch: "Hal Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho! also Te hel' Dr. Hertzler smiles and records another O. Leading Man much cyanosed as he takes the count. CURTAIN. Time consumed-2 minutes, 30 seconds. Moral-Ditch that old 1623 Pharmacy and get yourself a real text book on Pathol- ogy. One year later Miller quits tragedy and enters vaudeville. Thus: Dr. Frankenburger: "Mr, Miller how many grains of cocaine would y-ou adminis- ter hypodermically for local anesthesia?" Miller Cwith that "shame to take the money" looklz "Two grains." Dr. Frankenburger: "You would? Well, you'd' better leave the country if you do." Results-Miller has quit grand stand stunts and never uses cocaine but has sub- -stituted Uechinaciaf' O'Malley-Silence-''McMalley." Peterson-Never commits himself. Powers-"Tige." Price-"Compound Catharticf' "How did I know how to add Water?" Dr.: "Write a reaction tending to show that oxygen in an aldehyde radical is not in hydroxyl relation." Price fswallowinglr "I id-onit believe I can dootorf' Dr.: "Well, oan't you try?" A Price fmore deglutitionary stuntsjz "No, sir, I can't doctor." Dr.: "That's very evidentfi Reeder-Hlnaudible whispers." Riddler-"Papilloma." Roe-"High Cf' Rodgers-"Grandpa.H Singleton-"Tiffany the second." Smith-'Cheerful Chirperf' Advocates Basham's Mixture. Specialty-Tackling street cars. Stewart-"Mesial fillet." Sutton-"Well, doctor, it runs down here and over there and runs across here and spreads out over the face and you can't tell where it stops, etc." Swannf-"Confederate" Sweeney-"Put -on a leech." "10 gr. morphine will abort pneumonia." Coffee-"Humilate." 'tMocha and Java, University Blend." McKay-"What is the color?" Milton-US. D. HoW's the twin-s?" EXCELLENT Excstteurg , is I FJ Z! ,,,- bg I- 'X 5 IQ 'V ZW 5 Q 5: QW' i'2""7 If as ,. .V . I Ez WN isis fs -'Ze is 'I If lux' W - K7 pg, . fp! X fx rv fs? Aa rx S 'Q' Swnix-E X if K ' ff' QSSQ Xxx f ' s r f QA W Xtlxs Q. S R E i X N o iM Y Qi? I 9 1 ,TL ANATONXY Nm W JT? PAH Y 5 m o Lo aff Q 1 ' N E H X Q p c H EM l STRY f, e W AXA Q Q OBCJTETRKQS . ' 67' X lt LTER PR Ac.-rica . Q 3 X t i ff 'X lil N f 1 r .XL-K-T LQ g - 3 ' - -F55 is - V i xii ,XSS SX X -X I A - Q A5 I-XCTlVE As EVER ff yr! Uri Vw 'Muffy Am F!" 77ml ll 'Nl .3 M J, px. . 4 wa 'il 1 . P . l I , l 1 4 'ull 1 I I if 15 I .lf lil. .le riff .V M1 :Vi .. 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X 51 Qgklx . vi Q 'Q Qdg vki XX i fs kissi ng? 1 fp ff "" 'my S X X, X f G' .4 Stain Baath Qbueztinnu MATERIA MEDICA. 1. Why does not catechu produce sneezing? 2. Explain the difference between common gentian and gentian preferred. 3. Are Catnip and dog wood incompatible? tbl Describe the bark of the dog- wood. 4. Give the official name for wall flower? How does it differ from the peach? The pippin? 5. Explain the difference between Henbane Niger and Plymouth Rock? Buff Cochin? 6. Does milk weed grow in pints or quarts? What relation is it to the butter- cup? The cowslip. 7. Could you tell by listening the difference between soap tree bark and white oak bark? 8. Give the indication and therapuetic action of coco-cola. 9. What is the difference between a. medic with cold pedal extremeties and Yel- low Dock. 10. What is the relation between one of Andrew's speeches and the common American Hell Cofh aborei? V, 1 1. 7 E Pl E. 4, E Z E l 2 l. n H. 5 A 4 Q . I, P l i W ii TS is 4. 5 . I I E E L 3 6 .v gs l 1 lv rw:-fp , 4 I w it 1. fa Qt 11' if fir af' I 1 ii. I fllivhira' zllilnihvr 16111152 .T .rx Sing a song of Pathology, our heads are in a whirl, - With tumors, carcinomas, and epithelial pearls, i And when the year is over and the flunks can all be seen l i i v Won't that be a pretty sight to set before the Dean? l 3 i i -1. , , d l Little Jerry Forner sat in the corner, ' l Eating Pathological Pie Csee foot notej He put in his thumb and pulled out a raisin-- NOW what do you think of that? tSee note No. 25 T Note-Pathological Pie: Pie served in students' boarding house. Landlady calls i it mince meat. Note No. 2-Manifestly untrue, boarding house pie. Little Miss Muffet, sat at the buffet Eating some bran and hay, " Along came Fred Kyger and sat d-own beside her, And said, "Please pass the breakfast food!" I Q 0 J 4 ii Old Dr. Morrow was a merry old soul, ii A merry old soul was he. ' He called for his bones, U1 He called for his chart, and He called for students, three. He said, "A luxation I'll now illustrate . Upon these three students brave." . But When table and students Went down with a crash V 4' The class simply couldn't behave. 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The shades of eve had brought out the lights along the Way and darkness had called forth the "stars.', There was tumult and confusion in and about the University Pharmacy, where the b-oys were accustomed to congregate and loaf between classes and p-articipate in a much needed smoke for a few minutes. "What's doing," asked two or three late ar- rivals, as they observed- a large number of their pals pushing, tip-toeing and crowding toward a common center with heads together and noses fairly rubbing, the ones on the edge intertwining arms across the shoulder-s of his neighbors. It finally leaked out and was noised about that the neighboring stores were to be raided and robbed of empty boxes, barrels, loose boards, excelsior and any inflammable material that could be legiti- mately confiscated for such occasions, and a bonfire was to be displayed in front of the college. Boxes and barrels, sign b-oards and planks, excelsior and papers began emerg- ing from all quarters. There was a. cracking and popping, snapping and breaking and soon the darkness was driven- to the far corners of the street, and the neighboring gas and electric lights were made to loo-k pale and- sickly in the glare. From afar the by- standers, having been disturbed in the quietude of their homes by the tumult in the street and congregating here and there in shirt sleevs and- bare headed, beheld a weird -and startling change of -scenes that recalled reminiscences of Dante's "Inferno.H In the meantime it had been arranged that the fire department or any other annoying servants of the municipality should have business in other parts of the city. Explosives were placed upon the street car tracks. Approaching cars halted and hesitated, like shying horses, as if figuring what course to pursue to evade the devilis play-ground. Old "Nick's" trumpet sounded and from the darkness issued a long line of ghost-like objects. clad in the apparel like unto those who inhabit the realms above. To them a dancing master was an unnecessary nuisance and two-step and waltz time was a drag and a bore. If the Red Skin's chant and chatter, and war whoop had been substituted for the horns of many blasts and tin cans from many a rubbish pile, one might have impulsively reached for the rifle on the rack or his old six-shooter behind in his belt. The bonfire was dimming and the war dance's circling shadow faded away and merged into a mov- ing line of specter infantrymen, unmarshaled and ungeneraled, wending their way along the various streets and thoroughfares toward the commercial center, where the pulse beats rapidly and irregularly, and breasts heave with excitement. Pedestrians with stareing eyes and gaping mouths, inf their hurry and flurry, drew up to the curbingsg au- tos and vehicles slackened their speed and lingered along the procession of the spotless, amid the din of horns and cans, college songs and class yells. On nearing the further confines of the down-town district the word was passed along the line from one sentinel to another that, unmasked and with only the Weapons of Jerico, an electric train to Heim's park was to be waylaid and boarded, and a new train crew installed. After the occupants' seats and holdings were contested, they were honorably discharged and the management of the rolling stock was undisputed by the traffic department. The red signals were hauled down and white ones took their places. The manifest red ball cards were tacked on and they speeded by local stops with unisputed right-of-way to the terminus, where they were received with bows and courtsies, and escorted by the hundreds of gaping masqueraders who had gathered Carnival night to make merry and brush the store and office dust from their belabored brows. Many a lass was wooed, 11 111 1 111 11 L1i ii11 .fir iff . - I won and hurried away from friends and dear one-s on a honeymoon that apparently was full, yet quite dry.. Many a lad grieved for his "lost Lanoref' Quoth the specter, "never- m-oref' Far greater were the number of Evangelines Who were wrent asunder from their lover and cast out in the darkness of the night amid the turbulency of the "break- erst' and "white caps." With many a freak and frolic, singing songs of good old col- , lege days, shouting verse and lingos to dear old U. M. C., and after restoring their cap- J tives from bondage, With good-bye squeezes, warm hand-shakes, and merry ha, ha, they Q "drew their garments more closely about them" and faded away into "pleasant dreams." I J. R. W. I I ,. y .,.. .1 -ffnf p Q 'fl "" f a, Q iw' Q xiii.. X Ji - msu E f ' f I X 6 N r P S "' elf' X x f x ,I uwzr 8 " S . X 8' 1 i 1 f 5 Z 5- ' 1" 1 9 rv I fu' if 'rf .T I .rj 5. . us.. N f f r I X J i t X f . ....efap t. . I - ,ls X f Qipf X , X :fi f y I ,ff" f X 111327. I u ' 7 7ff?7fff .... . t"t"'a 'L' '27 -. 7-. IVV' tif ? L - f' - .... A A warning, Here you see a stack of bones- But in Cramming UD for Chelffistfy' A skeleton it is- He burned the midnight oil, I It used to be a Sophomore And here We have the .net reSL111lS Before the final quiz. Of all his fruitless toil. I I I I I J -A I 611255 mlm Saga 'Em Bailg "Iridectomy? VVhat do you think about it, Mr. Andrews?" T-f-y. "Brethren, twenty-five years ago I s-at on the benches 'with Horatio C. Wood and listened to the brilliant Da Costa. I knew Potter, too-he didn't know muchli' Wh-r. "I am going to talk to you today about heart sounds. You don't know a darn thing about them and neither do If' McK-l-p. 'fNow, gentlemen, speaking of strictures, in all of these cases remember this one point-and so on and so forthf' R-b-ts. "My deah young gentlemen, there is not one of you but what I love as much as if you were my own flaxen haired boy." J-m-s. "Put on a Buckis extension! How much weight? Enough!" M-r-w. "When I was down in Mexico practicing among the greasersf' F-n-b-g-r. "I am talking to you modern doctors-you of the Twentieth Century." P-n-t-n. "Positively the last notice: Call at the office before entering the examination rooms!" L-g-n. "You can distinguish it, Mr. Andrews, by the odor, color and taste. Now do you understand, sir?,' C-n-V-r. "Know your own limitations!" ilmagine the gesturesj. P-n-t-n. "Now, gentlemen, when I call this roll, kind-ly remember your own name." ' K-n-k-y. "Being ambidexterous, I sit at the head of the patient and operate on the left eye with the left hand and the right eye with the right hand." T-f-y. 51.1. "Patient died promptly. Present ad-dress not known." H-r-z-r. Mr. Beebe: "In case we were called out on a staff call and encountered a p. p. hemorrhage, what should We do?" Dr. Burkhart: UGrab the U- with both hands and run for the telephone." ,...14 Dr. Hill: t'Wh1at structures pass through the external abdominal ring?" Hynds: "Poupart's ligament." 4 ,AN 4 1 df Q I' ON Nix VVAQT TH-.L I WKLLXE QQ Lear uyw PANTS oN . I R A 0' - 3 G3 "-, ix I I 'NN in Q 4 4, G X : V uf fi X . A f' 0 Z Q f is JW N 4 X 'Z O O oc N 6 Q Q, Q 1 I V lgXtxQIQ" ff! M Q Q f J fe- - M1 N x ff ,f N ' X ' X 'X Q Q 'ig wi H G ' W Kifilfv ' E 0 0 -X45 0 ' nail!!! "-Si V! Y: Q Egg 'Q ,mx ' We I A, 135555 VAN I -f s ,X ' ill A 0 Mt J- -f ff1,QX,X I-' V' KW ,ff if Jia . Ni v i,s. 3 .elffa , I li X Xxx X0 N I NZ? f M N fx H' - X X ' X9 sgff NiE5:E:::-saiasnamvgiizir:ui .-0452: L ' Q 'V 45' NW f ' ,, gm GU NG NX X jf 'N f SEQ, uf N E R I If - ffg2si?g:'2 EQ. -ff M . , 11511 , x f J :fi F . ff X f f , X ma E L x. xb x X Y I , s, QB5TgTB'9A'f QTAFF ANSWERUTIQC' A H URRY cALl. .' 3300 AJVL QP igah 'lim "Well, what ails her, Doc?" "Can't say as yet. Patient is of such an extremely nervous temperament that an exact diagnosis is a matter of unusual difficulty. She seems to have a high temperature and a rapid bounding pulse. Inspection reveals a gasping panting respiration and a large amount of expectorated material of a granular sooty consistency. Vocal fremitus is simply immense while the rales are a sort of cross between the snorting of a wind- broken horse and the moaning of a Kansas cyclone. A couple of you fellows bring a hammer and we will see if percussion reveals any new discord among this patient's vitalsf' f'Took the patient's history yet, Doc?l' asked a bystander. "Yes, says, her family name is Baldwin and came origin-ally from Philadelphia. Pa. All her family were hearty eaters and she seems to have inherited the tendency, since it requires constant efforts on the part of one attend-ant to feed her while another is kept busy by her nervous manifestations due, no doubt, to an overloaded stomach. She is quite a fpig! " With this final remark the speaker passed on followed by a few low chuckles and a cough or two. "Say, Bill, ain't it tool bad?" asked he who had made the first inquiries of the per- son designated as Do-c. "Ain't what too bad," Bill rejoined. "About Doc. He used to be a sober, sensible young man, what we fellows call a 'good Indianf Was till he be- gan to associate with those doctors over at the University. Now he rambles about in an aimless -sort of way and his mind seems to wander at times. When he is having one of his worst spells he lets go of a lot of such stuff as you heard him get off about that engine. A high temperature and a rapid pulse, bosh!" and the spe-aker turned away in disgust. "Don't he attend school at the University?', asked a companion, "he say-s he does." "Him, na-a-w, he has a friend over there that he calls on now and then. Can't say whether it is the office girl, a student or one of the nurses in the hospital, but he generally goes over on Tuesday and Thursday. Picks up a few medical terms with which to stun us poor working fellows when he gets backf' The writer was an unobserved listener to the above conversation which took place on the platform of the Union Depot, Kansas City, Mo. The last two speakers were employes of the Union Depot Company, while the subject of their criticism was a tall handsome lad of some thirty-five -summers who I recognized at once. He turne-d quickly as I accosted him with, "Hello, Harry, what are you doing here?" and came toward me with, f'Ah, old man, delighted! Y-ou see I am permanently employed here except for a few spare mome-nts which I put in at the U. M. C. I work for Uncle Sam in the mail service and it give-sl me abundant opportunity for practical work among the invalids. Ah, ha, what's up? Not working? Sick? Let me see you tongue? Ahem, require a plastic oper-ati-on and la liberal application of Oleum No. 399." These last remarks aside to an idle baggage truck apparently having a broken axle., "There is no end of this- sort of thingj' said Harry, excellent qualification for the practice of medicine. Now here is an interesting case," pointing to a big mail sack ,l whose sides were bulged almost to bursting. t'Patient apparently has a general peri- egree, while the one that attend- tonitis. That one there a laceration of the second d ant is trying to empty has a carcinoma of the sigmoid. That one to the left with the bulge over right inguinal region evidently has a strangulated hernia? "Ad1ios," said I. f'Whlat, not going," asked Harry, much surprised. "Yes, must run along, Harry, my boy. Better take a spin out to 3-lst and Lydia tomorrow. I think those wheels need fixing." With this remark I left him and boarded an electric car bound for home. As my car swung round the curve I caught a last glimpse of Harry gently palpating the side of a passenger coach endeavoring no doubt to get at the scientific predisposing cause of several large bullae in the paint. - A Bnrtnfu Strange Glaze with Efhree 152111215 A WATCH. I wish to report a pretty case that recently came into my practice-the only on.. I ever had in which the presentation was P. A. I. D. Born Christmas day-it was time. Mother's name, Mrs. Howard Watch. Age 1-12 M-ultipara. Family history good, except for severe case of tic. Color, quite yellow. Figure, Roman. Face, very white. The hands were long and kept in motion. There was a pulsation at the umbilicusg sixty per minute. Most of the information I could get was second hand. But from the excellent condition it was in I knew the wound was recent. The cord was a long, black affair, wrapped around the neck and attached rather to one side, to a stem -having a metallic ring. Examining posterior, I found several markings evidently not self inflicted. I im- mediately prepared to open' up the ca-se. I took o-ut my scalpel and began prying into the matter. I found evidence of considerable intern-al disturbances. The gall bladder was missing altogther but there were some seventeen stones scattered here and there, and more or less easily seen. There was also la heart murmur and an escapement. I observed that any in-terference on my part would affect the vitality, fast ebbing away, and that I had- better watch out. I closed the case. It was a snap. H. N. JENNETT, M.D. Dr. Hertzler: 'tWhat would be the first thing you would look for on going to a private ho-use to do a post mortem ?', Diemer: "Crepe on the door." Dr. Wheeler: "What is electricity?" Dillingham: "I did know but I have forgotten." Dy, WJ "My G-l! What a pity! There is the only man who ever knew what electricity is and he has forgotten." Zlirrahmrn Ilinllira R. PITTAM: UI-s the pharmacopoeia a plant or an animal?" l Schaefer : "I believe that it is animal doctor." Hutchinson Cthe second day after school startedl: Well, Dr. Aiken, where do you expect to locate after you graduate? "Some men achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them." To thi-s class belongs Lewis, the president of 1911. Everisince he had greatness thr-ust upon him by making his "hit" with the freshman class. He is the 'Candy Kid" even if he has a tobacco heart that goes flippity-flop. Well, of all the notables of the University Medical College, Farr, 'iThe Whistling VVonder," with hi-s young "Gray" stuffed in his hip pocket, has got 'em all skinned. What a satisfaction it will be to future medical students to look at Dawson's new edition of Gray's Anatomy. And yes, by the way, why don't they run the school to suit his convenience anyhow, he never gets through telling the Profs how to do it. Woods fcoming into class one Monday morninglz "My how fine I feel this morn- ing. I only had three toddies and two beers before coming to class." Now anybody could tell that that juvenile faced kid from Independence couldn't look an empty beer bottle in the face without blushing. He also smokes cigarettes. He is getting tough, I tell you. Talk about your lady's man, Harrison has an idea that he is just about the neatest fuser in town. Widows, grass widows, are his specialty. McElvain says he is the busiest man in school. When the wind blows off his hat, he i-s in too big a hurry to stop and pick it up, he waits till he comes by that way the next day. That man Uhlery certainly puts on the knowesting look of any fellow you ever met, but when you tap his head, why it l-ike Bryan's idea of free silver, that the Dawson and Egbert pair keep talking, there is nothing in it. But say, how all the freshmen like Ewing. When a test comes around there is a fight as to who will sit next to him. It has even been reported that Scott said he would rather copy off him than Harrison. There is only one trouble with Miller, and that is he is so bald-headed that you can't tell where his face leaves off and his head begins. Aiken says that he will quit asking Dr. Lowe questions if Dr. Lowe would only leave him alone. K 'ii '3 - ' is EW 5 -E: 1, "- ' sal fly ff? ff!!! , f . M331 l 3 X Q 1 x FW? il ' 1" f r e, ff ,l 7 17 ff Q7 MX 1 AQ W '5L"w l . W ff4WfgWJIW W K W 133. f fi 'a Q! V 'X' X' I X Sifxx !? ff 'I J x X II 1 il Eg QQ J J,if ,iLw ffys Cf 'N .gm - , H 1 + X3 W ' X ff -Q ff ffi'Jf S ww BX 'W W UW MMT XX SMQSWZP M5f5fVf'fffff'fMWf5 Q-' K Xsik N w X X K Q Xxx x , X Nur H XX 1 x '- - f 9 . xxxx X :JJ 1 L:-Z? X 'Zi X w I X X' A . X' " E3 X XX X X ' A -x, X X XX, ,, f if ' X 2, X ' -Q '? l X -AAA" . JTXQB N at NX THE BRAVE .BSECTING emma. 'M HW 4 , 1 71.1 1 H411-1' 14,1 1 1111 .ix '51 Il 1 , I 1, 1 1, . I i 1 E111 111- iii' 1? 1 1 1 I 11 Vil- ll. ,1 1 L'! l11! 1li1 9. 11,1 111. 5,1 111, H1 1,1 I I 1 1 1 11 1l fls' l 1 1 1111 ,IM 11 V i 1 ll F 1 , , 1 Haigler has been sporting new clothes and plenty of money evervsince the foot- ball season closed. His father's lumber business is said to be picking up. Spray Cin histologyJ: "Well, doctor, I can't see anything in this specimen today." He takes off the eye piece of his microscope and finds that the Sophomores have stuffed a wad of paper down it. Farr's daily song: "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest is I've flunked again." Dr. Lowe fin phys-iologyjz "The Germans like to make' blood pudding from coagu- lated blood." Bundgart fthe bloominest Dutchman that ever come down Fifth st.J: "Well, don't the Irish like it, to-o, doctor?" -m-, Glnllvgv Svpiritia SYNONYMS-Jackson's Metastatic Rooteritis, Frankenburger's Disease. DEFINITION-A highly contagious inflammatory mental condition of students, charac- terized by an exhilarative mania for supporting all college activities. LOCATION-As fo-und, usually occurs in epidemics. At U. M. C. it has been very fre- quently observed in isolated sporadic cases. ETIOLOGY-Diplococcus Loyalitis. A double cocci forming good cultures on average student media, but having sparse growth on culture of medical students. Conditions favoring development of germ-Hot air, champion athletic teams, class scraps, high opsonic index. Conditions inhibiting growth of germ-Married life, overstudy, tight pocketbook. SYMPTOMS-fab The typical ca-se commences on the opening day of school with high fever, glad hand, push and support for every student activity. This activity in most cases reaches its zenith usually about Thanksgiving and ends gradually by lysis on last day of school, although even during decline frequent exacerbations of increased infection may arise. fbj All typical cases are common. They are usual- ly manifested by tendency to rah! rah! trousers, yellow shoes, loud socks, dinky cap, padded shoulders, long hair and chrysanthemums. The vocal power may be so accentuated as to resemble the sound made by setting the brakes on a freight train, or mistaken for nine o'clock curfew. In these cases the mouth usually ob- scures the face leaving scant room on the rim of head for eyes, nose and ears. Often times absolute loss of control is experienced by the patient and he is re- strained with difficulty from smashing his neighbor's derby, dancing like a jump- ing jack, or following up acute attacks with worship at the shrine of Bacchus. PROGNOSIS-Very favorable. Tends toward enjoyment and peace of mind in future. TREATMENT-Stimulants most frequently used: Liberal increasing doses of crimson and gold. FRED B. KYGER, '08. l in l ! i 1 1 11 1 it 't if 1 1! f li ix 1I1f 31 I 1 H19 9 ll! ll f L' lf 1, 1 111 4... 5 fl, Sf swf l 'git 1 -5,3 1 3v,il i,l!1 F- i 'Qc t' Uma wwe uwxc. -HxQ- 5? E X J WHEN Ku WAS A PM-QP A ,JQLHEQJL-.Q if -Qi?-CuK2? 'wc WAC, We N 55 WHEN Ku 'WA N xx , ,Cl X . , 5 A xxmacglw SX SNS X x xx 5 F 1 Q X f f X I Q X X gglxxix xy Txxl Fx ? 'f x X ,:ki,g,, " :I H M M SM 1 ,S . ,E ii-J f W ,S i5 NQ . f A-gi f Ffin.!v,X X F 3 , IZKXX X' ' X , ia X ei NNW X N w .A f-ig? 1 iq J XX Q, I gf' '-N . . - 5 : k A,2 g--Q, ,X xx Q N ,M- -ff Kgs X XSD Y if A mwlgifx z, X Nag: Q ff , -QV , - 45' Q" - ' 1 , ms- 'H R fligx ' f M NN Q XM' , MR E ' Q fr xg ff X -We-L R 1 E h I ' Q' - 1--Sf' X - V a R 1 A-ll? N' f QCD -,-HE CQLLEQEGLEE CL-UE: AT THE L X9 x I-XESCULAPKAAN sANcw eT an Dr. Henderson: 'fWhere is the external abdominal ring?" Riddler: "In Scarpas triangle." Mrs. Adams: f'Do you believe that cures can be effected by the laying on of hands?', Mrs. Bates: "Most certainly. I cured my son Carl of the cigarette habit by that method." Dr. Milton left the usual sign on his door, "Will be back at four o'clock." He was chagrined, on returning to find that some wag had added, "What for?" Dr. Miller: "What preparation of digitalis would you use for hypodermic medi cation?,' Porter: "The infusion." Dr. M.: "Why?" P.: "Because it is an aqueous -solution." Dr. Cordier: "What size cat-gut would you use for the peritoneum?" Mudd: 'iChromicized." l- Dr. Jackson: "What are some -of the physical signs of aneuri-sm?" S. D. Anderson: "Well, on auscultation you hear a brewery? Dr. Zwart: "When is the alcoholic headache the worst?" McKay: "In the morning." Dr. James: "Give the symptoms of diphtheria." Swann: "Anorexia and rigor mortisf' n-4 Dr. Conover: "Why is it that chronic pleurisy occurs in old people?,' R. A. Stewart Cafter deep meditationlz "Because it takes a long time for it to develop." Dr. Wheeler: "Who was the founder of medicine?" Beebe tex-homeopathistb: "Catherine de Medici." Dr. Frankenburger fin the nurses' lecturel: "Give me -an example of incompati- bility." Miss Bray: 'fDr. Pond and Miss Forrester." King Cas the class was discussing a wet or dry banquetbz f'Well, now you fellows can do just as you please, but I don't want to be around where that goldurn -stuff is." Gilliland says he is going to try a hair restorer on his face, as the beard only comes in patches. Kidd fwriting homey: "Tell the folks not to send me a bath robe for Christmas. Kilpatrick took ia bath in one last night and says it was not at all comfortable." Dr. Jeff Hayward of Kansas City, West Side, was found in an unconscious con- tion on the streets of Independence, Mo., late Saturday night. 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K L l WVHERTZLER EXANKWMNG A secmom OF HAYWARDS BRIMEQI1 R A41 I I -n 4,44 I N Qlhargv nf the Qbuigg Erigahe With Apologies to the Shade of Tennyson. This poem is respectfully dedicated to the present senior class, and was inspired by results of their last year's work. I. Half an hour, half an hour Half an hour onward. All in the smoke of exams Ride the half hundred. Forward the quizz brigade Charge for a grade, they said, Into the hell of exams Rode the half hundred. II. Forward the quizz brigade, Was there a man dismayed? Many there were appalled. Who had missed out or stalled. That was their reason why, They went to ride or die. So into the week of exams, Rode armed the half hundred. III. Wheeler to right of them Langsdale to left of them Morrow in front of them Admonished and thundered. Charged on with board and chalk Nobly they stood the shock Warned that they mustn't talk Within that awful den V IV. Flashed they their ponies there Whispers' soon filled the air. Boldly a man would lend A helping quizz compend, To his weakened brother. What if Hill could see That small epitome Straddling a junior's knee. All the class wondered. V. Burkhardt to right of them Roberts to left of them Sutton in front of them, Cautioned and thundered. Watched o'er with eagle eyes, Dauntless the squad defies The Profs to devise Why none had blundered. Then out from the medics hell Came those who rode so well, Nervy half hundred. VI. When can their glory fade O, the high grades they made. All the school wondered. Honor the ride they made, Honor the quizz brigade, Noble half hundred. Fought the half hundred. -J. F. N.. L Q 1 J I I f s I . i i ii L il l, 9 eb .e4,,f,.- i V 5 +- Apnlngia K J , It is with conflicting euzotions of satisfaction, aim-lfgfyj hope and fear that we present for the consideration and criticisni of the college and its friends, this first year book of the University 1Uedical College, KKTHE SCALPEL,H We realize that there are niany things we could do better on a second trial. It is always niore difficult to follow an uublazed trail and to create souiething without a pattern or a guide, than to pursue the beaten pathways of precedence. But we hope that our efforts have served to awaken an interest in this field of college endeavor in U. lll. C. and that the succeeding Junior classes inay profit by our errors and gain e.1'perieuce in our iniperfections. We have not attenzpted to produce a wofk of literary genius, but nierely to- leave with you a true picture of our college days, and if, in future years you chance to turn the dusty pages of this book and it brings to niind incidents and nienzories of happy days filled' with fellowship and good cheer, driving away the inists of tiine and distance, our work will not have been in vain. To the faculty, the nurses of the training school and the student body we wish to express our appreciation for their enthusiastic support and encourageinent. We are especially indebted to MR. F. B. IQYGER and W. R. DILLINGHAM of the Senior class, for their assistance in procuring Senior history, and to MR. D. S. LONG and' W. C. GADDIS of the Sophoniore and Freshnian classes. With the publication of this book the Scalpel board leaves the strenuous for the siniple life. May you be pleased with the results of our labors and your sentence be "Well donef' "Requiescat in pace." THE EDITORS. L W i l l 7,11 l :'ll l' l4"l'Ml l l lillxjl Nl: f'l,l.l, 1 ll ll llf ill, lllll 'll rl' 3 il liliv lilxl ll' 'Q Izi ll jx Qi ,L ,N l' lil , 'ww lg' 1 ll 1 ill ,l ill will, ll 112 'Qu ,lll 'l W, ll, ll ill rl ,l ll lj l l 5 li Q. 'I 'i l 'l l l rl! f V l I l T lil lf U l ll! 5,l 'I , i ,V 'll' El' ll ,l gt fl E, in W. H. COFFEY, Operator of Ihe Firm of auer Sz Coffey 1 THE EXPERT ARTISTS ' liotograpliers 1103 Main Street Phone 6617 Main DR. J OI-I UN'l'ON'S SANITARI Foil ERVOUS NVALIDS A new and elegant Home Sanitar- ium built expressly for the accom- A modation and treatment of per- sons suffering frorn the Various forms of Nervous and Mental Dis- . eases, such as Neurasthenia-Hys- teria, Melancholia, Chorea, Migraine, Locomotor Ataxia Aphasia, the dif- ferent varieties of Paralysis, together . with the incipient Brain Diseases. The building is located in the most aristocratic residence portion of Kansas City, Missouri, immedi- ately facing Troost Park and with- in easy access to electric cars to al- parts of the city, besides being fur- nished with all modern conveni- ences and most approved medical appliances for the successful treat- ment of Nervous and Mental Dis- eases. J REFERENCES: Any member of the regular profes- sion in the Central States. A strictly ethical institution. For further particulars apply to JOHN PUNTON, M. D., Resident Physician, 3001 Lydia Ave., Kansas City. Mo. Office Rooms: 530-531-532-5441 Altman Bldg. No noisy or violent patients receivel Ellie illlehifa Hiatt Kumi: BY R. P. PRICE. JR. HE train is running clickety click, about thirty miles per hour, and I, the homecoming medical student, begin to recognize familiar buildings. Stretching my arms and legs, then pick up my suit case, and as the train comes to a jarring, grinding stop, I step down onto the platform. Half a dozen fellows whom I have grown up with stick out their hands and say, "Hello, Doc." Everybody seems to take a special dig at me, asking wif I am still cuttin' 'em up?,' etc. I look on them all with a superior air, smile, and pass on to where the younger brother waits with the two sorrel ponies hitched to a dem- ocrat Ca two-seated spring wagoni, throw in the suit case, and drawing my raincoat carefully about me, so as not to get against the wheels, step up and sink down on the left side of the front seat. The younger brother, in overalls and jumper, climbs up on the other side with- out so much as cleaning the mud off his feet. The "city chap," as that is what I am now since I've spent three months in the city, launches into the usual questions about the folks at home and finding that they have all managed to survive the ab- sence of one so important as himself, I settle down to listen to the news of the community. During this time we have driven up Main street at no slow pace, spattering mud on both of us as well as the 'suit case. We stop in front of the grocery store and load in a cracker box of groceries, then once more set out upon the road home, six miles through mud and water. Hello! Dr. Jones has built a new fence and painted his house. How things do change when a fellow leaves home. Willhite ,has been grading the road out to the city cemetery, just a quarter of a mile from the city limits. There are the same old tombstones in the cemetery, the grass and weeds have been burnt off and they show up plainer. Often I have shut The Students Never Forget College Hill harmacy "TH E STUDENT'S STORE." where they obtain at Students Rates their Text Books, Surgical Instru- ments, Laboratory Supplies, College Stationery-in fact, everything used by the students while in school and the necessary equipment for entering practice upon leaving college. Mail orders receive prompt attention. 429 DERR 6. GRIMES, Props. 10th and Harrison, K. C., Mo. x.D'Nc ALD YF -e ? TRADE H0 0 ,, Q, q. ,,,,f1 m 4-ro. 1816 This Trade Marla is an lnsurance Policy cn all Athletic Goods made by ourselves. SEE THAT IT IS ON E V E RY ARTICLEI SPALENG' ATHLETIC SHOP 1111 'Walnut St., Kansas City, Mo. Write for free catalog. DR. E. E. WUTTKE RESIDENT PHYSICIAN 65 MANAGER MRS. EDITH SARRARIN SUPERINTENDENT The Halstead ospital : DR. RALPH H. HERTZLER ASSISTANT SPEC-IAI. HATESTU STUDENTS 31.50-Monthly-31.50 We guarantee the best service and satisfaction, either monthly or not. The gienic Barber Shop J. MUTTO, Prop. nder PERYSTYLE FLATS 712 E. 9th St. TI'IE PRICE ENTITLES YOU TO EVERYTHING DUE AS BARBER SERVICE. 1--: :--1 1--1 :--: I--: Z- Open daily 7 a. m. till 8:30 p. rn. DR. ARTHUR E. HERTZLER ATTENDING SURGEON 402 ARGYLE BUILDING. KANSAS CITY, Mo. my eyes and urged my pony into a gallop when passing here at night. Now we go down this piece of level read, the hedge fence on one side and Cameron's house and garden on the other. There is no one to be seen at the windows so we "hike" along without further ado. Now we cross the creek on the red bridge. Often I have crossed this bridge at night when the noise of the horse's feet on the planks would be the first intirnation that I was anywhere near it, and as soon as the bug- gy slipped off the last plank, with that bump into the hole where the Inud-puddle was, I dropped peacefully back into my slumbers. Up the slight stretch, around the corner, up grade another quarter, an- other in the opposite direction, down the half slope across the draw and around the next corner and we are half way home. Here the road is paralleled by the creek for a quarter and the right of way about one-half quarter wide, the rabbits are thick in the under-brush at this time. As we go along a gray chicken hawk is sit- Stationer to Schools and Colleges . . Invitations and Correspondence Stationery, with the imprint ' 'J a c c a r d ' ' are the recognized standard in correct form and perfect eXecution. We are the makers also of Pins, Badges, Rings for classes and societies: original designs upon request. JACCARD JEWELRY CU. 1017-1019 Walnut Street, Kansas City, Mo. ting in the dead sycamore, while his mate is skimming along over the ground look- ing for prey of some kind. The noisy crow hollows as he starts out across the meadow and I remark that "you got to be slick to slip up on a crowf' Now we are in- sight of the old home place. The big brick chimneys built during the war are the first thing that we see. Now we see the top of the barn, and as we reach the top of the rise the whole familiar land- scape spreads out before usg and it is with some eagerness that we take in the details. The neighbors on the west have put in a new fence and have cleared off that patch of timber across the branch nent to the Rhoades, and ploughed it up. The 'south hill's slope is literally covered with young pigs industriously rooting up the grass sod, and I know I will be ring- ing hogs in the morning. We drive in at the gate, and how good everything looks! We go in the house through the front door which screeches on its rusty hinges, for it has not been used in months, we ED. T. OREAR W. H. REED Prest. Vice-Pres. D. M. PINKERTON Cashier 1 . . Gate City Bank I2th and McGee Streets Kansas Clty, Missouri Capital, SlO0,000 DIRECTORS Jno, T. Harding Jos. C Wirthman Dr. J. Philip Kanoky Wm. H. Reed D. M. Pinkerton Ed. T. Orear S. L. Lee I T' UHIVGFSITY IVIed1ca1 College 909 911 and 913 East Tenth St Kansas City M0 CLINICAL FACILITIES UNSURPASSED LABORATORIES THOROUGHLY EQUIPPED THE HOME OF "THE SCALPEL J M FRANKENBURGER NI D SECRETARY' R lr B ng ---- Kan Cty Mo OR JAMEQ E LOGAN M D LLD DEAN 1208 Wy ndotte Street, - K s Clty M Best Equipped, Most Thoroughly Up-to-date Hospital in The West 1 i l The University Hospital t . ,FISA Jim - YU I ilii 'fi ' 1 f.- f I I r V 31 .gQ:i3'Ji1' ,' fxliiij , is ,L Q, j lv Address all inquiries, Communi- cations, etc., to UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL 1005 Campbell St. Kansas City, Mo. lfl 4 r. Burnett'S rivate ome An Aristocratic Sanitariuni for Mental and Nervous Diseases, Drug and Alcohol llabits. Separate apartments for eachg 52 roomsg 13,320 square feet pol- ished floorsg 6 complete bathsg Electric Light Baths on each floor, Modern, Dr. Burnett's Preferred rMethod of Morphine Treatmentg other methods by request. Every Case Receives Dr. Burnett's Personal Attention. Scientific Equipments and Home Comforts. S. GROVER BURNETT A.M., M.D., Superintendent and Proprietor. Clinical Professor Nervous Dis- eases, University Medical Col- legeg formerly Assistant Super- intendent L. I. Home of New York for Mental and Nervous Diseases and Inebriates. REFERENCE BY PERMISSION-T. D. Crothers, M.D., Sup't Walnut Lodge Hospital for Opium and Alcoholic Inebriates, Hartford, Conn. 3 Graeme H. Hammond, M.D., Prof. Mental and Nervous Diseases, N. Y. Post-Graduate Medical Collegeg William J. Morton, Prof. Electro-Therapeutics and Mental and Nervous Diseases, N. Y. Post-Graduate Medical College g Frederick Peterson, M.D., Pro- fessor Psychiatry College Physicians and Surgeon, New York Cityg William L. Leszynsky, M.D., Neurologist to Demit Dispensary, New York. Address Rialto Building, 9th St. and Grand Ave., or 3100 Euclid Ave., Kansas City, Mo. step into the parlor. Who has not seen many such another? The air is close and for 3 pungent with the odor of drying stove pol- ish. The windows, which are on the north and west, are shut tight not allow- ng good ventilation. The dark, large flowered ingrain carpet has been swept QI' EL till there is not a particle of dust to be - seen. And the organ, who has not felt tl the very heart strings pulsate at the harsn o melodies that are laboriously pushed out of one of those old three decked affairs, highly carved, with a dozen small irregu- go lar shaped shelves arranged on it, and a cheap mirror in the center. On the va- M'll , rious -shelves are to be seen the pictures 1 of the family relations of recent date, East Qth mostly all bridal couples, in which the groom, dressed in conventional black, is Q 9 seated in a willow chair and his wife, dressed in white lawn and a trailing veil Caterer to fine Trade-Qui' motto reaching from the top of the beflowered hat not the Cheapest but the best' to the floor, stands stiff and erect with one hand on the groom's shoulder and the other grasping a fan. On each side of the TEACHENOR-BARTBERGER X ENGRAVI G COMPA ..,..,e Ma -5 g .,.,1a'1'-ww.:jw6,q,N7n7ci UIJWV ,H W I I' .. . ..- I Kwan-'I A. H-f .. ' f---- f A'f::-2---: w--:.--- .cm-as-fav.nsat-5!'v:1W:,1i2L1f,.K2.kic1iii'ZSE.54,925SE9iEi EE533E5'F3gf-2:?F5 59ZF i5'afigilggqf ya Iiiffffs ' 4, 3. " , ',.. In '-1- 'MT- ' " ' ----A--- .,..: ' - M, L- 'ina-. :ale-5r4'SH.fs4g:::a. .. 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X - - xixmaf.-1215 L. 42353223-4-i'i's'XE'?"-Hsin115125363-'35s-S?fn2.'Zw.. deff? M , M .- 1 I ' - -- ' - ': : F is.. - gig ,:: Y' 3 x fi Q gg -n y-a . SEVE1?I'l'l'lian?iQlIllII'lI'IgllkL srs., MO. -- 'W M mirror is a pale blue vase, one of which , , , , , has been "nicked" and the "nick" is turned mvlmmonv to Walt to the back. On the wall there hangs at four enlarged and somewhat faded pic- ture-s of my grandparents. Now I slit do-Wn H I . H in one of those red plush chairs which are used only for'company and the whole fam- ily sit around and listen to me while I relate some of my experiences. I soon A Shop devoted-not get through and We file out to supper. Ah, only to the most up-to- did you ever go out to -supper in a good date fashions in design- old country home in the fall? The table ing and setting----but as fairly groaned under the Weight of the Well with many depart- feast. There is hot sausage, baked spare- ments for the manufact- ribs, fried tender loin, hot biscuits light ure and repairing of as a feather and all you can eat, real yel- jewelry in general. 2-2 low butter, a dish of Boston Baked Beans, some fine scalloped potatoes, stewed to- matoes, macaroni done to a turn, and some good old potato salad, not to men- G H E E N J E L G 0 I tion the pickles which are followed by strained honey and three different kinds of preserves. All this topped off with de- licious peaches and cream and cake fol- We cordially extend to you, an 1118 WALNUT ST., Second Floor. T I I e 1 lowed by hot pumpkin pie. With a sigh, perhaps because we can hold no more, we get up and go into the sitting room and remain till mother and big -sis get through Then we all go into the par- evening is spent singing, with if less melody, those old-fash- of yore, interspersed with the K. C., such as: 'tDid'nt He the dishes. lor and the much vigor ioned songs latest from Ramble," "Making Eyes," "You Will Have to Transfer," "Mr. Johnson, Shame on You," etc., which are rendered by my- self. After two hours of this we retire. Very strange it is, not to hear the harsh rasping voice of the pater in the early morning, sounding up through the cold hall that has received no heat Cwaves of molecular vibration-J since the humid Au- gust days, calling me to "Clit up now and git the feedin' done." Only the faint sounds of the oven door slamming in the kitchen, where the mater and elder s-is- ter thrash about to get hot biscuits for me for breakfast. Occasionally the plain- tive bawling of a calf, that the younger brother, like myself in days not far re- m-oved, has left out in the pasture all night to bed upon "the beautiful snow." At last with a feeling that I am doing my family a great fav-or, I get up, dress and saunter down to the dining room, or kitchen rath- er, as they are eating in the kitchen now since I went away to study medicine. So it is everywhere, we are treated as though we were just a little bit out of the ordi- nary-and in truth, we are! get off to myself and ask if I can then as if it just has no other en- gagement." Full well I knew she had been expecting this very same message since early in the morning. For when sister called up t'The Girls' mother to ask about the amount of spice to put in the sausage Calthough there wasn't a fat hog on the placel, and incidentally men- tioned the fact that I was at home. Well, of course, I get the date and go over at seven thirty to stay until ten, which ac- And in the afternoon I and call up "The Girl," make a date for tonight, occurred to me, "if she cording to the custom is leaving time, only I, the favored one, may stay till ten thirty. During the evening the high col- lar and latest style necktie, the wonder of the community cause me no slight amount of trouble. Of course, I am consulted about all the ailments of the neighborhood and asked to diagnose differently from ine res-ident "M, D.," which I ,readily do, poor f-ool! And don't fail to criticise him for gross mistakes, which I very loquaci-ously remedy. Well, it is soon all over and I come back to U. M. C. to enter upon my arduous duties. Our Advertisers Are w-orthy your patronage and con- fidence. They have helped to make the "Sca1pel" possible, now- SHOW THEM THAT A MEDIC IS A GOOD FELLOW. Tel. Home Main 2781 Tel. Bell Grand 1392 sNoDGRAss DRUG CO. Manufacturing Pharmacists and Dealers in Surgical, Dental and Veterinary In- struments l'lospital Supplies, Rubber Goods, and Plwsicians' Supplies in General 1118 Grand Ave. Kansas City, U. S. A. There is as yet little data as to just how long an individual can live without a stomach, neither is there, as to how long he may live with one. Statistics concerning both conditions will appear early in 1910 in the Annals of Police Surgery by Drs Bates Lane and Hyndls of Kansas City, Mo. The motto of these famous surgeons is lndicated in the following: "Le-t us, then, be up and cutting, With an eye to every curve, Tho the appendix keeps on butting And the knife should chance to swerve Other cutting bouts have taught us How to play this little game, So we feel that those who've sought us Still may live to bless our name." llli-.ii- "Why is it, Mr. Osborne," Said Dr. McKillip one day, As he quizied on diagnosis In hi-s own peculiar way, "Why do y-ou never have pneumonia ln the middle lobe on left hand side?" "I don't know, really, doctor," Said C. D., yawning wide. "Because there is no middle lobe l In the aforesaid lung." And C. 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Slck Room Requlsltes We sell only to Retail Drug- a specialty gistg ll 31. Ball-Eanitnr The dignified, diplomatic, delicate and dangerous position of caretaker-in-chief, guardian and custodian of the college plan-t, lieutenant and field marshall to the De-an and Trustees, main spring of the daily routine of classes and clinics, bete noir of the Freshmen, factotem, poo-bah and sine qua non of the University Medical College is am- ply and ably filled in the person of Mr. L. J. Hall. This genial gentleman, popular alike with faculty and student body, by his kindly but firm administration is instilling manners and morals into medics in a marvelous way. Under Hall's Big Stick, U. M. 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