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: ' j: ■ ' I ' , ' i; ' !i • :; ' iv: ' ' L r ' ' ' li ' ;-! ; I •1 a Maryland rare Book Room UNlVEKSn V OK MAHYLAND LlBRARTi CDU.EGE PAJU MDj M 181 Cl CUU ' it UfJfS PRESS OF PEARRE E CROWL CO BALTIMORE z •J. TERRA MARIAE VOLUME 1 ■-. (, -._ PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND 1905 lb HI .T3 To Dr. Charles Caspari, Jr. As an expression of our appreciation of his fidelity to the interests of the University of Maryland, this, the first volume of Terra Mariae, is dedicated 86G69 CHARLES CASPARl, JR. INSTITUTIONS, however proud or creditable, and ijrotVssioiis, however learned or honorable, may be personified in their abler re])resentatives. Fortunate, indeed, is the representative who has become conspicuous enough to fitly do such service ; equally fortunate is the institu- tion or profession that can claim one who, in his personality, represents the best for which either stands. The dedication of this volume to the Dean of the School of Pharmacy seeks to, at once, kindly recoi iiize the new department of the University, pay graceful tribute to I ' harmacy, and feelingly homir its chief expimt-iit in Maryland, if not in- this country. Caspari is a name long and creditably associated with jiharmacy in Germany, and the elder American representative, Charles Caspari, who immigrated to lialtimore in IS 11, quickly became the leader of the German pharmaceutical element in this cit , where i- " .dmund Ducatel and his pupils had ably represented the French school. This combination of I ' Vench and German teach- ings gave Baltimore a number of representatives who, early, became peculiarly conspicuous in the pharmaceutical world. The subject of this sketch. Charles Caspari. Jr., was l)nni in Baltimore, May, 1850. His primary education was secured in ])rivate schools and liis academic studies were inirsued in the Department of . rts and Sciences of this same old University nf Maryland, during the years ISd l to ISG " ), when that scln n il was tniiU-r the directinn " f llie kite |)r. I ' .. A. Dalrymple. The untimely fleath of his father effectually thwarted his well formed intentiims and earnest desire to secure a degree from the L ' niversity of (lOettingen, from which the elder Cas])ari had gradu- ated. This same unfortunate deprivation compelkd him in remain in the drug business which he had entered in 1SC5. He graduated from the .Maryland College of I ' harmacy in ISCO. and engaged in business on his own account in 1871; successfully conducted the pharmacy at the corner nf Ikdlinmre and JMemnnt stri ' cts inuil Isi ' l, wluii he gave uj) business that he might devote more time to teaching, having been elected to the h ' aculty of the Maryland College of I ' harmacy in l.S7!i. where he sihiu afterwards instituted one of the first jjliarmaceutical labora- tories, for teaching jjurposes. that this country nwns. I ' re ifessur Caspari was elected Vice-Presi- dent of the .American I ' harniaciiuical Association in ISlt.i, and has lieen a most acceptable and effi- cient General Secretary of that .Assoeiatinn since IS!t|. as is evidenced by the following, ex- tracted from a recent issue of a prduiinent pharniaceutical juin ' ual; " It is ;dl hut im])ossible to think of the . merican riiannaceutical .Association with- out thinking also of Professor Caspari, the general secretary. The two arc almost in- separable. The 1 ' rofessor became secretary in ISHl at the Asheville meeting, and any pharmacist who has ever attended a convention since, is familiar with his short but wiry figure, his quick movements, his incisive and positive manner, his virile strength in de- bate, and his ready method of despatching and ex])editing luisiuess. Secretary Ca.spari is a bundle of energy, and although he likes a .good story and is fond of social inter- course, he has no time to waste with the dawdlers an l the stragglers who never get any- where. " The work for the American Pharmaceutical Association inckides the active editing and pub- lication of its annual proceedings, averaging over 1,000 octavo pages per volume. Besides doing this stupendous literary work, he has, in the same time, since 1893, been one of the editors of the National Dispensatory and has written " A Treatise on Pharmacy, " a popular text-book, the third edition of which is in preparation. He is one of the most active of the working members of the committee authorized to revise the U. S. Pharmacopceia, and. (hiring the last four years, has given much of- his time to this very important and exacting work. He has an interesting family of four girls and two boys. The elder son. Charles Ivlward, graduated from the Johns Hopkins L ' niversity and was admitted to tlie degree of Doctor of Phil- osophy. b - that institution in 1!»00, for p ost-graihiate chemical work done in its laboratory. He is now Professor of Chemistry in the St. Louis College of Pharmacv. " The Dean, " as he is familiarly called by his associates and students, wins popularity, not through diplomacy and finesse, but by straightforward, kindly positiveness and tlirough the respect that his broad attainments command. FOREWORD IN THIS riO( )K, we. the Hoard of Kditors, in conferenee assembled, present to an apprecia- tive public and our admiring friends tlie unofliciai record of tbe doings of the School during 190. ' ), now for the first time called " TERRA MAklAK. " The name is symbolical of a truly united college. " Terra Mariac, " .Maryland first, last and all the time; in right or wrong; in pros- perity or poverty; in victory or defeat — stand by Old .Maryland, and swear by " Terra Mariae! " It is a new book with a new name, and in the seductive words of the circus poster of other and better days, " Bigger and hetUr than e er before. " I ' i.gger it certainly is; we have added a new department to the school. Better? ell, w-e hardly like to say. W ' l- feel disposed to lake the dear ])nblic and nur friends U the sacred editorial confi- dence in this matter, and instead of the labored and tlnwerv a])oliigetics usuallv found in this place to dispense some hard, cold facts. Now. our work being done, is hardly the time to scold and be- rate and complain; yet our little fling now may gild the labors ot the next set of iiniocent unfort- unates, who attempt to carry on this nionunient;d work. . t the beginning, our idea of the editorial function was an exalted one. We ])ictured our uol)le flve blue-iienciling and rejecting mauuscrijit with a loriUy and superior air, right and left. But the reality! It was daily, manual labor — nothing less — to extract from the various departments material enough to cover decently oar three liiindred and staring pages. All this however, is done and over with, and the book, such as it is, is finished. It is a won- derful work. The wonder is. not that it is not perfect, nor better than it is — but that it is pub- lished at all. The uninitiati-d know little and care less about the labor involved in an undertaking of this kind; we are initiated — now — and while we have no desire to ajjjjcar otherwise than as the modfst and retiring gentlemen we reallv are, wc beg leave to think to our private selves that for the work done, all hands deserve great credit. " Terra Mariae " is meant to be a record and a remembrance for days to come, of our check- ered careers in the old A ' arsity — the happiest a nil best days, so wq are told, of all our lives. Tliis is the function of a college book; this is the essential thing, its raisoii d ' etre; when it is ac- complished, all else is supertluous. How well we ' done tbe our thing needful, we leave to tliosc for whom we have done it. to say. THE BOARD OF EDITORS. % V U7 13 BOARD OF EDITORS TERRA MARIAE, 1903 MEDICAL R. C. Caunai.. Ki ' w York, liililor in Cliii-f. S. I,. I ' .AUi:. Alanlanil. .Iss . litlitor in Chief. A. I ' .. C ' l.AUKK, Canada. I ' " , 1 1. C I li-iSK. l ' .allimi)ri-. DENTAL 11. . . 1.i;s ' I ' i;k. Canaila. liiisniiWS Mtiiui rr. 1,. K. I ' .ioiw N. . rizi)na. . . ( ' ,. 1 1 ML. Kliixk- l laiicl. LAW I. II. Ski;.m ' .. .Marxlanil. Trt-nsitirr. . I. fdi.Di.M.. Xiirtli Camliiia. I I. i . TiiiiTi.i:, Missmiri. PHARMACY ( . S. . lrl ' " .i. i;i:. Xnrtli Can ' Una. Sccir ary. 1 1. I ' .. ATi-.K.M A.N. Texas, s. . I.| (idi.D.M AN. . lai lan l. 14 K! BB ■il H Hk DH B t 2 O H a fct o :i M 15 K)Si:i ' ll C. KKANCK. i6 THE EXAMPLE OF AN EMPEROR BY JOSEPH C. FRANCE. A MAN who is entering upon his career with the natural and laudable hope of reaching therein at least a low degree of fame and fortune, needs a stout heart. — and much besides. He must have, in the first place, a clear conviction of his fitness for the struggle : possunt quia posse vidcntur, is a pithy saying. In the second place, there must be an increasable measure of actual fitness ; the man whose self-confidence has no other basis than ignorance, is but as a sounding brass. Finally, there must be opportunity ; but opportunity will profit a man nothing unless, by systematic and patient training, he keeps himself ready to kick the ball when it shall come to his feet. It may very wi. ' ll be objected by the candidate for success, that these ideas lack both nov- elty and vitalizing power ; and that what he needs is something more definite and practical. How may a man acquire a just confidence in himself? In what way can he increase his native capac- ity and learn, if not to create, at least to find and recognize opportunity? To such and similar questions, I believe that there is but one answer fairly adequate. In the larger sense, these things must be self-taught : and the lesson will never be learned until the student has. by a thorough self- examination, discovered his own particular limitations and deficiencies. Know Thyself, is a maxirn old as Egypt, and we are all ready enough to give it a formal assent ; but in a modern scheme of education, the practice of the maxim has but a small place. Lack of mental concentration, and of the power to hold on to an idea until you have seen through it : the habit of letting the tongue act in advance of the brain : indulgence in slovenly and disjointed speech, — ignoring the rule that every sentence, spoken or written, should contain a thought and be aimed as a bullet is aimed at a target ; the inability to draw legitimate inferences and to see things in their true proportions ; the distrust of your own final conclusions and an exaggerated conformity to prevailing opinion ; a shrinking from the downright No — these are failings which we see and deplore, frequently enough in others. Not however, until a man has discovered his own deficiencies : and not until self-kni)wl- edge has awakened a healthy, and not a morbid, dissatisfaction, will he be in the way of improve- ment and likely to command success because he deserves it. We read in Rabelais that his hero. Panurge, had every faculty except reason : and there will always be men whom no amount of introspection can improve. The present purpose, however, is not to deal with the numerous successors of Panurge. but to give a brief account of an em])eror who formed his life upon the principle of daily self-examination : who tried " to learn his true self and live it ; " and who found his philosophy sufiicient for the needs of an exciting and tem- pestuous career. 17 During tlic Iwiiilx cars which U)llo ved the death of Antoninus Pius, A.D. ICl, the rule of the vast and uii vi " ldly Roman Empire was in the hands of Marcus Aurelius Antoninus. Asso- ciated with iiini, for a part of the time, was Lucius Verus, who, like Marcus, was an adopted son of the laic cniperor. Verus a])i)ears to have been a mere man of jdeasurc, — weak but not vic- ious : and he had the good sense to recognize the superiority, and defer to the judgment, of his associate. A clear picture of the two men is afforded by the correspondence between them, touch- ing a budding conspirator named Cassius, who was at the head of the Roman troops in Asia. ' erns wrote : " Keep an eye on iiini ; wli.itever we do dissatisfies him: he takes care to collect friends and resources and seeks to make us ridiculous in the eyes of his soldiers by calling you a pliilosoi)hizing old woman, and me a dissolute boy and a frequenter of gaming houses. " Marcus .- urelius replied: " ' our coni])laints arv wmiliy luitlier of an em])ernr nor of our government. If the Cods destine the em])irc for Cassius, we slnll not be able to get rid of him: for you know the saying of your grand-father : " No prince ever killed his successor. ' If on the other hand. Heaven abandons him, he will b;- caught in his own snares without our exhibiting cruelty in en- ticing him into them. " :ic What then were the ])riiiciple wliicli. as the em[)enir lliniiglit, ought to govern a man ' s life? We learn them from a little diary, found after his death, — which occurred in the fifty-ninth year of his age, and while he was in cam]) near the jir. sent City i ' )f Vienna. The book is commonly known as the Meditations; it contains reflections jotted down from time to time as occasion of- fired: and it is clear from internal evidence, that the entries were made for private use, and not with anv view to publication. The teachings are largely those of the Stoic philosophy. — but with a difference. The old state religion of Rome, with its ]iantheon (if gods, known and unknown ; with its sacrifices and hnriil offerings : — this religion wa disintegrating, much as dogmatic theologj ' is tlisappearing to-day. And just as men to-day obs.-rxe outward forms of worship to which they give no intellectual assent, so the enijuTor. who was essentially religious, gave formal observance to ihe public worshi]). and, at the saini time, was working out his own plan of salvation. It is hard to ei)itomize this i)lan : and iirobablv no two r ' aders of the Meditations will agree upon what they see in them. In broafl outline, as it seems to me. the lessons, most useful if not most original, are these: that a man ought not to perplex hiniself about the future life, because the present order of the universe makes it worth while to do ones best. — irres])ective of whether death Ix: an end or a beginning: that in every man is a " divine |)art. " which can be kejit alive or killed, as the individual wills: that the only light which can guide a int ' i the way of tnilli. is within him; that nothing which befalls a man is really evil unless it injur. s his character, and not merely his rei)utation, |)erson, or estate; and therefore a man can be reallv hurl only by himself; that every man can. in a true sense, be the master of his fate and the captain of his soul; and that it is a mark of true re- ligion, not to say more about God than you really know. The following extracts from the Meditations are taken from the translation of a very emi- nent .scholar, the late George Long. The selections have been casually made; but they are suffi- cient to show the emperor ' s view of how a life should be lived, — whether it be a simple life or a strenuous one. " From Maximus, (a Stoic philosopher) I learned self-government, and not to be led aside by anything: and cheerfulness in all circumstances, as well as in illness; and a just admixture in the moral character of sweetness and dignity, and to do what was set before me without complain- ing. I ol)served that ever_ l30(ly believed that he thought as he spoke, and that in all that he did he never had any bad intention ; and that he never showed amazement and surprise, and was never in a hurry, and never put off doing a thing, nor was perplexed of dejected, nor did he ever laugh to disguise his vexation, nor, on th? other hand, was he ever passionate or suspicious. He was accustomed to do acts of beneficence, and was ready to forgive, and was free from all falsehood : and he presented the appearance of a man who could not be driven from right, rather than of a man who had been improved. " " Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I sliall meet with the busy-body, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things ha])pen to them b- ' reason of their ignor- ance of what is good and evil. " " Every moment think steadily as a Roman and a man to do what thou hast in hand with per- fect and simple dignity, and feeling of affection, and freedom and justice, and to give th - self relief of all other thoughts. And thou wilt giv€ thyself relief if thou doest every act of thv life as if it were the last, laying aside all carelessness and passionate aversion from the commands of reason, and all hypocrisy and self-love, and discontent with the portion which has been given thee. " " The soul of man does violence to itself when it allows any act of its own and any move- ment to be without an aim, and does anytliing thoughtlessly and without considering what it is, it being right that even the smallest things be done with reference to an end. " " A man should use himself to think of those things only about which if one should suddenly ask, W ' jiat hast thou now in thy thoughts? with perfect openness thou mightest immediately an- swer, " Tliis or That. " " And further let the Deity which is in thee be the guardian of a living being, manly and of ripe age, and engaged in matter political, and a Roman, and a ruler, who has taken his post like a man waiting for the signal which summons him from life, and ready to go, ha ' ing neetl neither of oath nor of any man ' s testimony. Be cheerful also, and seek not external help nor the tran(|inllity which others give. A man then must stand erect, and not be kept erect by others. " " Never value anything as profitable to thyself which shall compel tJiee to break thy promise, to lose thy self-respect, to hate any man, to suspect, to curse, to act the hyjiocrit, or to desire any- thing which needs walls and curtains ; for he who has j referred to everything else his own intelli- gence and daemon and the worship of its excellence, acts no tragic part, does not groan, will not need either solitude or much company, and what is chief of all, he will live without either pur- suing or flying from (death) ; but whether for a longer or a shorter time he shall have the soul enclosed in the body, he cares not at all ; for even if he must depart immediately, he will go as read- ily as if he were going to do anything else which can be done with decency and order ; taking care of this only all through life, that his thoughts turn not away from anything which belongs to an intelligent animal and a member of a civil comnninity. " " Make for thvself a definition or description of the thing which is presented to thee, so as to see distinctly what kind of a thing it is in its substance, in its nudity, in its complete entirety, and tell thyself its proper name. " 19 " If thou workest at that which is before thee. fi ll(i viiif, ' right reason seriously, vigorously, calmly, without allowing anything else to distract thee, but keeping thy divine part pure, as if thou shouldst be bound to give it back immediately ; if thou boldest to this expecting nothing, fearing nothing, but satisfied with thy present activity, according to nature, and witli heroic truth in every word and sound which tliou utterest, thou wilt live happy. And there is no man who is able to prevent this. " " Remember Antoninus Pius, and his efforts to understand things ; and how he would never let anything pass without having first most carefully examined it and clearly understood it. " ' ■ ' riiat w liicli does nf t make a man worse than he was, also does not make his life worse. " " Look within. itliiu is the fountain of good and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. " " It is thy duty to order thy life well in every single act ; and if every act does its duty as far as possible, be content : and no one is able to hinder thee so that each act shall not do its duty. " " Practice thyself even in the things which thou despairest of accomplishing, for even the left hand wliicli is ineffectual for all other things for want of practice, holds the bridle more effcct- iiali - than tlie right hand : fur it has been practicrd in this. " " EitluT tlure is a fatal necessity and invincible order, or a kind providence, or a confusion without a purpose, and without a director. If then there is an invincible necessity, why dost thou resist? I ' .ut if there is a providence which allows itself to be propitiated, make thyself worthy of the help f the divinity. P)Ut if there is a confusion without a governor, be content that in such a tempest thou hast in thyself a certain ruling intelligence. And even if the tempest carry thee awMy. let it carry away the poor flesh, the poor breath, everything else; for the intelligence at least it will not carry away. " " .Man thou hast been a citizen in this great state, the world; what difference does it make to thee whether for five years or three? For that which is conformable to the laws is just for all. Where is the hardship then if no tyrant nor yet an unjust judge sends thee away from the state, but nature, who brought thee into it? The same as if a praetor, who has employed an actor dis- misses him from the stage — ' But I have not finished the five acts, but only three of them ' — Thou sayest well, but in life the three acts are the whole drama; for what shall be a complete drama is determined 1) him who was once the cause of its composition, and now of its dissolution; but thou art the cause of neitlur. Depart then satisfied, for he also who releases thee is satisfied. " It would be unjust to the author of the Meditations to forget that they arc the innermost thoughts of a man who made no pretension to ]ierfection ; who was describing his aspirations rather than his attaimnents ; and who, amid ])erplexitics and perils, such as few of us will be called upon to encounter, never turned the back upfui his ideals. The lessons of self-examination, self-control and self-reliance and self-reverence, which the Meditations breathe, are not easy to practice : but the mere effort will, at least, enalile a man to keep his face in the right direction. . nd this, after all, is the main thing. " For, " quoting again the words of the Translator, " a man ' s 20 qTcatiicss lies not in wealth and station, as the vulsjar believe, nor yet in his intellectual capacity, which is often associated with the meanest moral character, the most abject servility to those in high places, and arrogance to tlie poor and lowly : but a man " s true greatness lies in the con- sciousness of an honest pur])ose in life, founded on a just estimate of himself and evervthing else, on frequent self-examinafion, and a steady obedience to the rule which he knows to be right, without troubling himself, as the emperor says lie should not, about what others may think or sav, or whether thev do or do not do that which he thinks and savs and does. " fti lflsof- TO THE CLASS OF NINETEEN FIVE C ' diiK-, I ' ll! u|) yuur giasscs, and drink with me ' I ' ll tlic llealtli of the Class of- Xinelcen Imvc, Till ' l ' riiu ' of Classes, the Peer of all That ha i ' i;iiik ' before, or yet that thri e. Collie 1 )oetors, eoiue Dentists, come Lawvers all ! W e ' ll pledsiie (Hir troth in this foaiiiin_t: brew. W liile the heart heats warm, and the pnlse runs high. With a hearty and cheery " Here ' s to vmi ! " To the I ' ast, its follies and escapades, ' i ' he girls we ha e loved — and lost, alas! To the Present — bright, tlie Future— glowing ; To each of these let lis (|naff ;i glass. To the Doctor ' s skill, the Lawyer ' s logic. The Dentist ' s alleviating art: To Mich ])owers as these for wiekling good We ' ll drink a Toast with all onr heart. ( )ur lives are before us. Ambition calls: ' i ' he ultimate outcome who can I ' oretell? De;ir Alma Mater to thee adieu. iva! D.l).. ' .. M.])., I ' har.l).. I ' -.l,. BOARD OF REGENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND I ' .i ' .RXAkii (. ' akti:k, M..1)., l ' i;n ()ST. Samtkl C. Ciii; v. M.D. ' m. ' I ' . I ' .k wri.v, Esn. Il(i. , loiiN I ' . I ' nr:. lli)- . lii: Kv 1). IIaklan. Il(i . CiiAKLKs ] ' ,. L. Iv Xi;ai,k, M.I). ' . ]. S. GoKOAS, M.l ., D.IXS. CiiAKi.iis W. M nciiKi.i-. M.D. Jas. II. Harris. M. 11, IXD.S. J. IIhi.mks S.mitii, M.D. R. DiiRSi ' V CoAT.v;, Pii.D. 1 . M. K. Cri.iiKi;Tii, M.D. RiciiAun M. ' i.;NAr.LK, Kso. Jniix C. I Ik.m mi-. ' ii;r, M.D.. I ' li.D. RA. i)(ir,pii WiNsr.ow. M.D. C ' iiari.i-;s Castari. Jr.. Tii.G. Thomas A. Asiima, Al.D. Dwiiii. Hasi:, I ' ii.D. H. Cans, Esq. Hkxrv I ' . Hvnson, Ph.G. 23 PHYSIOLOGY A ki.- to Xalurc ' s oncc-scal-d diuir: r.rl ' nlil, Imw LNcry pajjc is tilk ' d With winidrr milli ' d I ' fnni l(. ' aniiii.i; " s stnrc. With h-atiL;iits frmn Wisdnm ' s fmiiit distilk ' d. pM-iiik ( vv]K and let thy (.•a, ;iT iiiiiid l)-i nil, traiisl ' i ifui. -i ify ; I ' .vtak I ' nim the thraldom that dcth hind ' i ' hii. ' narrow mhiU that rnniid tlu ' i. ' hu. In liiiK-ly slate L;rt ' at ]ilancts shine, Tci i-rowded tlirnni, ' s tile weak are (h ' iven : Tile will t(i dn and dare is thine. ' rile hattle ti the strcmi; ' is ti ' iveii. — ■. M. Krily. A I ' - ' l I I I t ■ ■ • ' -SS , " %„ 1:217 25 I••ACL•LT OK I ' lIVSIC. 2(1 FACULTY OF PHYSIC Gkorgk W. MiltenbErgEr, M.D., Emeritus I ' rofessor of Obstetrics and Honorary President nf the Faculty. 2 Samui;l C. Chkw, M.D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. W ' li.r.iAM T. Howard, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Diseases of Women and Children and Clinical Medicine. Isaac Edmondson yVtkinsgn, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. 1 R. DoRSivY CoALE, Ph.D., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicolog ' y. 4 RANnor.pii Winslow, M.D., Professor of Surgery. () L. Y . Xkali;, M.D., Professor of Obstetrics. :l CiiAS. W. MrrciiivU.. M.D., Professor of Diseases of Children, Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. . " ) Tiios. A. Asiicv. M.D., Professor of Diseases of Women, in J. llni.Mics Smith, M.13., Professor of Anatomy and Clinical Surgery. !i 1). .M. R. Cri.i!Ri " i ' ri, M.l).. Professor of Materia Medica ami Pharmacognosy. 5 John C. HicmmKTKr, M.D., Ph.D., Professor of Physiology. 12 JdS. L. HiRSH, M.D., Professor of Pathology and Piacteriology and Visiting Pathologist to the L niversity Hospital. 7 Hiram Woods, M.D., Professor of Eve and Ear Diseases. l(i John S. Eur roN, M.D., Professor of State .Medicine. 11 Ei ' C.RNic E. CoRDELL, M.D., Honorary Professor of the History of Medicine, and Librarian. II J. Mason Hundley, M.D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of Women. l:i Thomas C. Gilchrist, M.R.C.S., Clinical Professor of Dermatology. ■ ■. Josi:i ' H T. S.MiTii, M.D., Associate Professor of Medical Jurisjirudence and Hygiene and Clinical Medicine. 1- " ) Frank Martin, M.D., Clinical Professor of Surgerv. Sr. Clair Spruill, M.D.. Clinical Professor of Surgerv. • 0 B. B. Lanier, M.D., Associate Professor of Principles of Surgery. 17 ' R. Tunstall Taylor, M.D., Clinical Professor of Orthopedic Surgery. John R. Winslow, M.D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Throat and Nose. 2 L. M. Allen, M.D., Associate Professor of Obstetrics. • 1 Jos. E. GiCHNER, M.D., Associate Professor of Clinical Medicine. 2 ' . ' J. M. Craighill, M.D., Associate Professor of Clinical Medicine. A. D. Atkinson, M.D., Associate Professor of Clinical Medicine. John G. Jay, M.D., Associate Professor of Clinical Surgery. H. H. Arthur, M.D., Associate Professor of Diseases of Women. 27 A ii: v AssuciAii: ruoii-ssoKs. 2« S. B. Bond, M.D., Associate Professor of Genito-Urinarv Diseases. ' ?8 Harry Adler, M.D., Associate Professor of Diseases of the Stomach. " . ' I AIiLToN R. W. LTiCR, M.D., Associate Professor of Histology and Embrvologv. Ch.vkles W. McElI ' RESii, AI.D., Associate I ' rofessor of Clinical Medicine. Daniel Base. Ph.D.. Associate Professor of Chemistry. 27 J. W. Holland, M.D., Demonstrator of Anatomy and Lecturer on Clinical Surgery. W. I. Messick, M.D., Lecturer on Clinical Medicine. H. C. Hyde, M.D., Lecturer on Pathology and Bacteriology. F. M. Chisolm, M.D., Demonstrator of OphthalmologY. E. E. Gibbons, ALD., Demonstrator of Ophthalmology. G. A. Fleming, INLD., Demonstrator of Ophthalmology. F. A. Hancock, A.B., Demonstrator of Chemistrw R. H. Johnston, M.D., Demonstrator of Diseases of Throat and Nose. H. RtCH.ARDSON, M.D., Demonstrator of Physiological Chemistry. C. C. CoNSER, I LD., Demonstrator of Physiology. H(. ARD K.viiN, M.D., Demonstrator of Histology and Ivnhryolog}-. Geo. N ' . HemmETER, M.D., Instructor in Physiolog}-. JoH. ' A. To.Mi ' KiNS, Jr., M.D.. Instructor in .Miu ' ir Surgcrx and Bandaging. John Houee, ALD. ; S. Demarco, M.D. ; G. C. LoCkard, .M.D.; E. B. Ouillen, I LD., As- sistants in Pathology and Bacteriology. J. M. B. West, M.D. ; W. H. Mayiiew, ALD. ; H. J. .Maldeis, M.D., Assistants in Histology and Embryology. H. .M. FiTziiuGH, M.D. : Xatiian Winslow, ,M.D. ; J. 1). Reeder, M.D.; W. K. White. M.D., . ssistant Demonstrators of Anatom -. T. H. Cannon, M.D. : W. F. Sku.laiax. M.D., Assistants in Clinical Pathology. ' J() Mr. . . D. JoiiNSo. , Secretary to Dean and Superintendent of College Buildings. 29 JO ARTHUR M. SHIPLEY, M. D. 31 HOSPITAL STAFF AkTiiru M. SiiH ' i.KV Sii i-riiitciiili-iit. l ' " . iKi " . . ( . uir.iiT Issf. Siipt. and Rcsiiiciil Siiim ' on. 1 Irr.ii M. 1!ki;nT Resident (iynccolo} ist. AiA I N " 1 ' .. Lkn nan Resident Siirt eon. M . 1). Sn iL T Resident Surgeon. I ' ll AKiics I!A( ' .l.l■; Resident Physician. W ii.i.i AM (lASSAW A ' Resident I ' liysician. l ' " ,M II.: ' . 11. (Jiii.i.KN Resident t ' atiuili t;isl. ]• ' ,] NAN I LvNSKN Issisinn Resident Smi eon. . 1,. W ii.KiNSd.v Issistant Resident (iynccologist. !• " ,. T. ( ) i;ns Inil ' iiliinee Siirt eon. 3« ■f. H Z H ■f. ■f. ■f. 33 CLINICAL ASSISTANTS 1905 E. H. Adkixs, !•:. r.. LkIm-.vki:. S. L. r.AUi:, C. W. Maiilk, R. P. Bav. J. G. Matthews, J. S. Tiii.MNGSLEA, n. S. McCaktv, ' . W. liRABIIAM, K. C. .MkTZKI.. p.. L ' . JlkOOKS, K. 1- MiTCIlKl.L, R. C. Cakxal, j. ' . I ' lKusox, A. W. DisoswAY, S. T. R. Ri: i:ll, M. R. (jIbson, ' . j. K CK. J. L. Gor.DBACII, A. ( " .. KVTINA, G. 15. IIauuisox. K. M. . " ai.i.kv. H. C. Irwin, S. B. Siikkan: ' , F. W. Janney, j. H. Smith, Jr., H. E. Jenkins, J. A. Stone, O. O. Kafer, p.. F. Tefi ' T, Jr., N. Kenawy, W. B. Wartiien. 34 RESOLVED? CLASS OF 1905 COLORS: ROYAL PURPLE AND HELIOTROPE MOTTO: NE QUIDEM JUPITER OMNIBUS PLACET OFFICERS R. L. MiTciiKLf. President W. H. Smithsiix J ' icc-Prcsiiiciit A. W. Graiiaji Secretary W. B. Wauthen Treasurer R. C. Carnal Editor y. y. Hala Poet J. J. Carroll Historian W. ]. I. ' ar is S ' ergeaiit-at-.lniis J L R. Gibson, R. P. Bay, ] ' ). S. SmCRARD J ' aledictorian EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE E. H. Adkins, Cliainiian. S. R. Clarke, E. B. LeFevrh J. A. Stone, J. W. Ashby. 35 EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE iy()5. 36 SENIOR CLASS ROLL Auk I MS, Elmer H. Southport, N. C. " Nor am I e ' en the thing I could be. " Age 23, Wt. 147, Ht. 5.9. CHnical assistant, Chairman Class Executive Committee ' 04- ' 05. Cape Fear Acadeni)-. .VsiiisY, Julian W. Culpeper, ' a. ■ ' A meek face, a craftv tongue, will one ' s us]li- cions stir. " Age 37, Wt. 145, Ht. 5.9 ,, 2K. Class Execu- tive Committee ' (i4- ' 05. ' a. Midland . cademv. r . Ri;, S. Luther. Westminster, Aid. " He hath eaten me out of house and home. " Age 23, Wt. 19;i, Ht. 0.1 4, 2K. President " House " organization, assistant Editcr-in-Chief Annual ' ()4- ' (i5. Varsity basket-ball ■()l- " 05, class baseball ' 02- ' o:!, clinical assistant. . . 11. Dickin- son College, ' 02. Uav, Roukkt p. Pvlesville. Md. ' Tall. slim, graceful ( ? ), with a lean and hungry look. " .Age 21, Wt. Kin, Ht. (i.l. Class Executive Com- mittee ' 04- " 05, clinical assistant. Pvlesville .Academy. Be. TTv, J.v.mes S. Winnsboro, S. C. How doth the little busy bee Improve each shining hour, . nd gather hoiK} ' all the day From everv opening flower. . ge 22, Wt. 150, Fit. 510 ,, K . Clemson Col- lege, ' 00. 37 liKNNKK. C. M. LibcrtvtDwii. Md. " ' o ijDds. wliat have vc here? " Ag ' ■ ' ■ ' , W ' i- I " - ' " . Ht. " )..-). Artist for Amiual, ' (iN ' (t " i. RciaiKikr C ' dlk-ijv. Illl.l.lXC.SI.KA. Iamks S. Baltimore, Md. ' ■ ' riuui crcam-faci ' d lonii. wIktc gol ' st thou that gfoose look? " Age 21, Vt. IfiO, lit. . " ).ll. ArjQ. Clinii-al assist- ant, lialtiniore Cit College. i ' .i. c K vi;i.i.. Fki;i). A. I ' " ll)t ' rton, Ga. " F.iijov the honev-heavy dew of shiiiihiT. " Age 2:?, l. l " iil. lit. li. K . h ' lberlon Inslilute. AM. WWCI ' W. l aniberg, S. C. " 1 know the geiil to 1h ' of worth and wurthy esti- mation. " Age -. ' I. l. 1 10. ill. . " i.Tjj, i -.M " .. I ' a-sidenl of Y. .M. C. . . ' (i:i- " ()|, vice-presitienl " llonse " or- ganization, elinieal assistant. A. 1 ' .., W ' olTorvl Col- lege ' 02. r.ROOKS. il.MKl) U, Nashville. X. C " 1 larnilcss. " Age 21, Vt. 12. ' ), lit. . ' ..O. Clinieal assistant, I ' .. S., I ' nivcrsity of N. C, ' 01. i» I ' .URDEN, Frank. Capon Bridge, VV. Va. " A faded flower, once bright and fair. " Age 36, Wt. 140, Ht. 5.9 . Thanet College, England. I ' .URNS, Ira V. " Life is real, life is earnest. " Age 3:5, Wt. 148, Ht. 5.9. Havre de Grace High School. ! K. Carnal, Roscoe C. Waddington, N. Y. A sadder and a wiser man, he woke the morrow morn. Age -i:). Wt. 177, Ht. 5.11, K . «NE. Clinical assistant, class historian ' 01- ' ()3, editor ' 03- ' 04, Editor-in-Chief Annual ' 04- ' (l5, chairman Execu- tive Committee Athletic Association ' (Ki- " 04, class baseball team, ' X ' arsity football ' O4- ' 05, ' Varsity basket-ball ' 04- ' 05, manager track team ' 04- ' 05, manager basket-ball ' 04- ' 05, Potsdam Normal School, New York. Carroll, J. J. Worcester, Mass. " See how he laughs and starts and crows. Heaven bless the merry child. " Age 27, Wt. 120, Ht. 5.6, K , ©NE. Class ser- geant-at-arms ' 0. ' ?- ' 04, prophet ' 04- ' 05, vice-presi- dent Musical Association ' 04- ' 05, treasurer N. E. Club ' 04- ' 05, Worcester High School. Caskv, Edward L. " Nose, nose, nose, nose, And who gave you that jolly red nose? " Age 23, Wt. 145, Ht. 5.9. Dartmouth College. Somersworth, N. H. 39 Cii. i ' Pi:i.n;i . F. D. Huglicsvil " It were bettor to be eaten to deatb by rust than to be scimrcil in imthintr ' ' perpetual motion. " Age 23. t. ' MK I ll. . " ).!•, ' ... Charlotte Hall Mili- tary Acadenn. M(l. Cl.AKKK. S ' l l)i;. IIAM R. Baltimore, Mil. 7 Age ??!. ' {. Uu. lit. (;.: . Rolaiul I ' ark Academy. CoI ' Kl-. .M), I ' JIW Al;!) . Rnund Hill. a. " I ' ll make assurance doubly sure and t.ike a iiiiul of fate. " Age •- ' 1. W ' t. l-.Mi. lit. . " ). ; ' : . I ' niversity a. (. " nihiM, AnTIIfR B. Maxton. X. C. " We are nun. my liege. " " . ve. in the catalogue ye go for men. " Age 2 1. t. 1 lo, lit. . " i.lO. Maxton High School. t ' l cil lUiNI. (.HAS. C ' leannette. Pa. " And then to breakfast with what aiijietite yon have. " Age 2! . Vt. ]:iS. Ht. 5.7. Jeannette High School. . o |;i..[1l()IS, Skth. Newport, R. I. • ' It is not good that man should be alone. " Age 23, Wt. l.-)5, Ht. 5.8. Class president ' 0;!- ' 0-1. " X ' arsity baseball ' 0.3- " 04, class bastball ' 0: - ' 04. Rogers " High School. Dh; Vannkv, A. New York City. " Resolves and re-resolves, then dies the saia:. " Age 23, Wt. i:iii, lit. r).S, nil ' s. St. Francis Xa- vier College. liisoswAV. .Xi.i ' iiia ' S W. New Pjern?, X C. " Tell the truth and shame the devil. " Age 32. Wt. 138, Ht. 5.9; , IlKA. Clinical as- sistant. I ' niversitv of X. C. Di-KNO,, JNIanuEL. Ilaym iir. ; ' . R. " Not a word, not one to throw at a dog. ' Age 3 + , Wt. i: ' . I, lit. T).!). Institute Provincial. San Juan, P. K. DuL.-VNi ' V. Hakuv K. rUdtiniore, Aid " . bolt of nothing shot at nothing. " AgL 35. Wt. 1 15, Ht. 5.t), 2X— K , , . 1 ' .. Ran- dolph-Alacon College, ' 00. 4 I) vvi;r, James E. Oil Citv. I ' a. ' Not pretty, but massive. " Age 21, VVt. m. Ht. (S.iy-, .AE. Eorps Acad- emy. lu.DERDiCE, John M. Mardela Springs. Md. " Till- lalxiriT is wnrtliy of his reward. " Age 2.5. Wt. 148, lit. . " ' estem Maryland College. lii.Lis. Olivuu J. South Royalton. t. " Blessed ari ' tluy tliat hunger for they shall be filled. " ' Age 2:;. Wt. l. " )0. 111. ,■).!!. Keene High School, New Hamjjshire. F::i.T()N ' , H. RRY M. Pittsburg, I ' a. " He might have a iiiiiid, who knows. " Age 2 ' v ' , Wt. l(!. " i, lit. . " .s. I ' ittshurg . cademy. I ' " i;.nni:r. Edwin F. Halifa.x. X. (. ' . " Sigluil and looked and sighed again. ' Age -,•:!. Wt. I !.■.. lit. ■ II. A. and .M. College, North Carolina. 42 PUSHER, W. Harry. Princess Amu-, Md. " Fine by defect and delicately weak. " Age 23, Vt. 130, Ht. o.Ck Princess Anne High School., J. C. Catonsville, Md. " Nothing in this life would liecmiie him like the leaving it. " ' Age 26, Wt. 130, Ht. 5.4. Catonsville High School. (nnsoN, John S. McCall. S. C. ' ' Assume a virtue if you have it not. " Age 25, Wt. 138, Ht. 5.10)2. University of N. C. Gibson, Milton R. Gibson, X. C. ' Unwept, imknown and unsung. Age 22, " t. 1(10, Ht. 5.S. Clinical assistant. A ' arsitv football ' 03- ' 04 — ■oj- ' 05. manager of football ' Ol- ' 05, Class Executive Comuu ' ttee ' 04- ' 05. Clemson College. Goi.i)B. CH, J. Leo. ' Baltimore, Md. " He aims at nothing and hits his mark. " Age 22, Wt. 155, Ht. 5.9, 2K. Clinical assist- ant. Class Executive Committee " O ' . ' - ' o:!. Calvert Hall College. 43 ( " .NAM AM. Autii ii ' .Ai.i) W. Charlotte, X. C ■■ ' riic world kiiDws nothing of its greatest men. " Age V. " i. W I. Hi ' .i. 111. : ,10. Class secretary ' 04- ' (!.■ . A arsily foothall " OIJ- ' OI, " Varsity baseball •((;;-■() I— ' OI- ' U. " ), . . H. L ' nivcrsity of N. C. " 01. II i . M. W. New ■ork City. " Truly, I would tlu- gods had uiado tlu ' e pot-iical. " . ge ■, ' : ' ., W ' t. i;(i, Ht. :..S ' j. K . (-)M;. X ' arsity football ' ii-J- ' (i:!- " ()4. captain football ' n: ' ., Aarsity haskct-hall " (il- ' o:), captain basket-ball ' o. ' ), vic:- l)rcsident . thlctic Association ' l)l- " il. " (, class poet ■04- " 05. I Iam MOM), SAMfKi, W. Braniwcll. W. :i. " I ' or even though van([nished he could argue still! while words of learned length and thun- dering sound amazed the gazing rustics rang- ed an mud. ' . ge :; •. t. l.Mi, Ih. : .7 ' j. ASH2A. I ' niversity of Kt ' nluckv. IIakkiso.n, Cii:o. P . l- ' redericksbiirg. ' a. ' W ' lun he ' s not seeking news, he ' s s])reading it. " . ge -. ' I, t. I-. ' . " ., lit. : .: . -I ' iK. i-tS :. Clinia! assistant, ])resident of X ' irginia Club ' I ' l- ' n. " ), class secretary ' (Vi- ' dl!, treasurer " (l. ' i- ' OI. b ' redericks- burg College. 1 1 Auuisox. l.ocis M. Monticelio, b ' l:i. " Above the i)ilch, out of tune and otT tlu ' hinges. " Age ' vTi, l. Hill. 111. (1. Jefferson Collegiate In- stitute. W HoDGix, Henry H. Red Springs, N. C. " Still water runs deep. " Age 24, Wt. 13 " ), Ht. 5.9. North Carolina Mili- tary Academy. Snow Hill, .Aid. " Poor I ' ratler, how thou talkest. Age " ( . Wt. i;!r). Ht. 5.10 . Class president ■(l-i- " (i:). Executive Committee ' 0;!- ' (l4. Snow Hill Hich School. New York Cit ' To all outward api)earances a man, hut acts sus- piciously like a woman. " Age :!!), Wt. 1.50, Ht. 5.8 4. Cornell University. kwi. , H. .mnI ' ;r C. Charlotte, N. C. The weather was bitter as he stood on the corner enjo ' ing his Xmas toot, but he pulled out his bottle, then opened his throttle, and cried : " Well, ain ' t I a beaut. " Age 3fi, Wt. 15.5, Ht. 5.11. HKA, ©NE. Clinical assistant, A. and Rl. College, North Carolina. Jam isox, I ' iKookic T. Walkersville. : Id. " A lad of mettle, a goofl bov. " . ge ' .H, Wt. 150, Ht. 5.10. Notre Dame Acac vmv. 45 Jankiewicz, h. p. Utica, N. Y. " I have not loved the world, nor the world lo ved me. " Age 22, Vt. 118, Ht. 58. St. Jerome ' s College, New York. Janney, Francis W. Brighton, Md. " Mark the opinion he cherished of his own im- portance. " Age 22, Wt. 155, lit. G.l. Clinical assistant. Friends School, R. T. Jenkins, Harry E. Norfolk, Va. " As headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile. " Age 24, Wt. 147, Ht. 5.10, SK, ©NH. Clinical assistant, president athletic association ' 0l- ' 05, class secretary ' 01- ' 02, vice-president ' 03- ' 04, treasurer Virginia chib ' 01- ' 03. M. A. St. Mary ' s College College ' 00. KaFEk, Oswald Othmar. " Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach ' s sake. " Age 24, Wt. 155. Ht. 5.8i , HKA, 0NE. Clini- cal assistant, president N. C. Club. New Berne, N. C. Katzoef, Emmanuel. Savannah, Ga. " A thing of beauty is a joy forever. " Age 23, Wt. I ' i ' t, Ht. 5.U. Savannah High School. 46 Kenawy, Nagib. Alexandria, Egypt. " Vessels large may venture out, but little boats should keep near shore. " Age 22, Wt. 110, Ht. 5.2. Clinical assistant. Khedivich College. Kerr, Eugene. Baltimore, Md. " When I said I should die a bachelor, I did not think I shiiuld live till I were married. " Age 30, Wt. 135, Ht. S.Gyi. Friends School, Baltimore. Kneisley, Herbert L. " Sir, my reputation will not from me a lie sus tain. " Woodstock, Va. Age 2C,, Wt. 179, Ht. 5.8. Medical Dept., U. S. Army. Knell, Wm. A. Irvington, Md. " Dost thou love life, then do not squander time; for that is the stuff life is made of. " Age 31, Wt. 158, Ht. 5.11 . Captain class base- bait ■02- ' 03. Mt. St. Joseph ' s College. KouR Y, Kaleel Makina. Lebanon, Syria. " O Amos Cottle ! Phoebus ! What a name. " Age 27, ' t. 1()0, Ht. 5.G. Syrian Protestant College. 47 I.eFevre, Edgar B. Bunker Hill, V. ' a. " The heart knoweth his own bitterness. " Age 24. Wt. 1 10, Ht. .S.8, K . Class executive committee ' Ol- ' Or), vice-president ' 02- ' 03, presi- dent West Virginia Club, class baseball ' On- " 01, clinical assistant. University of West Virginia., Jumus. Hartford. Conn. " Tile man recoverctl from the bite. The dog it was that died. " Age 27, Wt. ir.H. Ht. 5.7. B. S. Trinity Col- lege ' 01. .Mahle, Geo. W. Baltimore, Md. " Much ado about nothing. " Age 23, Wt. 120, Ht. 5.. ' i. Clinical assistant. Baltimore City College. I Mathf.son, James P. Taylorsville, N. C. " Still achieving, still pursuing. Learn to labor and to wait. " Age 27. Wt. 140, Ht. 5.10, B©n. AB. Davidson College ' 00. M. ' i ' Trii:ws. James G. l)ul:iiK-v ' s allev. Md. " Use ami iiii|)( rtance not yet discovered. ' .• ge 22, Wl. KiO. Ht. 5.11, ' hiK, MNK. Clinical assistant. Class treasurer ' Ol- ' Ov ' , secretary ' ir. ' - ' 0:5. executive conmiittce ' 0:?- ' 01, arsity ftHitliall ' ni- ' O-. ' . class baseball ' 02- ' 0;?. I ' nionvale . ca- dcmv. 48 McCarty, Geo. S. Sandersville, Ga. " Blessings on him who invented sleep, the mantle that covers all human thoughts. " Age 22, Wt. 1(jO, Ht. G.3. Clinical assistant, class executive committee, secretary " House " organi- zation. Spring Hill College, Ala. McCarty, Harry D. Baltimore, Md. " To think that one small head could carry all he knew. " Age 2;i, Wt. 140. Ht. 5.7. Class historian ' 03- ' 04, executive committee ' 03- ' 04. Baltimore City College. McGuiRE, John P. Pittsburg, Pa. " An ahridgment of all that was pleasant in man. " Age 29, Wt. 147, Ht. 5.8 , A A. St. Michaels College, Canada. McGuiRE, Wm. C. Pittsburg, Pa. " A man whom there were none to praise and very few to love. " Age 27, Wt. 165, Ht. 5.9. Class president ' 02- ' 03, vice-president athletic association " 03- ' 03. St. Jerome ' s College, Canada. METZEL, RoscoE C. Baltimore, Md. " I am weary and overwrought with too much study. " Age 25, Wt. 150, Ht. 5.634. Clinical assistant. Maryland State Normal School. 49 MiNKR, Harold E. Holyoke, Mass. " Which was not so before. .- ge 2• . Vt. n.- , lit. .5.9. I X. Unlyokc High School. Mill, iiKi.i., Rdiir.KT L. Elkton. .Md. ' Men arc but ciiiklrcn of a larger growth. " Age 23, Wt. l!)r, Ht. G..31X, N2N. Clinical assist- ant, class president ' 04- ' 0.5, Varsity football ' 01- ■0- " 0:?, captain Varsity football ' 02, Phar.D. Del- aware College. MiTCHKLL, W ' af. M. Homellsville, N. V ' And when a lady ' s in the case — You know all other things give place. " Age 26, Wt. 110, Ht. 5.10. Class executive com- mittee ' 03- " 04. Homellsville High School. OvviiNS, Osc.vK S. Manchester, ' a. " Xot great in deeds, not loud in words and ways quite unassuming. " Age 2.5, Wt. Ki.j, Ht. .5.10; ,, |.X. Manchester High School. ' . uKKu, John W.. }h. Morrisville, X. C. " Give me men, nuii who can their own affairs attend. " Age 2.5, Wt. i:i(t, Ht. .5.rK ' - Morrisville Aca- demy. 50 Parlin, a. E. Barton ' s Landing, Vt. " What thou art we know not. " Age 28, Wt. 150, Ht. 5.0. Barton University. Parvis, Wm. a. Baltimore, Md. " ' Tis dogs delight to bark and bite, for God has made them so. " Age 35, Wt. 15 l, Ht. 5.10 1 Class sergeant-at arms ' ()4- ' fl5, secretary athletic association ' 02- ' 03. Baltimore City College. PiERSON, J. WiLLiA.M. Baltimore, Md. " A gentle ass whose bray is seldom heard. " Age 21, Wt. inO, Ht. (i.l. Clinical assistant. Bal- timore Citv College. Remsburg, Daniel E. Middletown, Md. " Good wine needs no bush. " Age 31. Wt. IfiO, Ht. 5.7. Class historian ' 03- ' 04, A.B. Franklin and Marshall ' 98. RiCVELL, S. T. R. Arnold, Md. " Not all the pumice of the polished town can smooth the roughness of the barnyard clown. " Age 24, Wt. 17G, Ht. 5.11. St. Johns College. 51 RiDuiCK, W.M. J. Gafesville, N. C. ' I ' cliold tlie Senior, by nature ' s kindly law. 1 ' leased with whiskey straight gurgk-d through a straw. " .• ge 21, Vt. i:W, lit. r Al, [A, 0- ' E. NiN. Chemical assistant. University of N. C. Rill A, W.M. W. New York Citv. " The (.-mply vessel makes the greatest sound. " .Age 23, Wt. 200, Ht. (i, K . iMorris School, New York. Rii.KY, Joii. L. Girdletree, Md. " 1 am Sir Oracle — When I ope ' my lips, let no dog bark. " .Age 2!), Wt. 1 10, lit. 5.7 4. Class executive com- mittee ' 02- ' 03, historian ' 04- ' 05. Snow Hill High School. Rooks. lolIN F. Memphis. Tenu. " Lady give me your hand, and as we walk To our own selves bend we our needful talk. " Age :io. l. l. " ii . J It. r).9. North Texas I ' liiver- sitv. i-tviiNA, Anton O. Baltimore, Md. " Some for renown on scraps of learning dote, : u( think they grow immortal as they qoute. " . ge 23. Wt. I. " 2. lit. : . " .i. Clinical a-sistaut. . .l!. Loyola College ' 00. 5 Jt ' Sallev, E. McQueen. " A lie to some is a sweetmeat- Thv tooth is sweet. " ' Orangeburg, S. C. Age 2i. Wt. 145, Ht. 5.10, X . Clinical assist- ant, . .I ' .. Wofford College " no. Sanders, Alhert L. Baltimore, Md " (jU(1 helps them that help themselves. " Age 35, Wt. 135, Ht. 5.5 4. Deichman ' s School. SiiEu.vKn, S. B. SKix. Iva, S. C. " He was a man who stole the livery of the court of Heaven to serve the devil in. " Age 23. Wt. 1 10, Ht. 5.8, K. , 0NE. Clinical as- sistant, class vice-president ' 01- ' (ir2, valedictorian ' ()!- ' 05. Davidson College. Smith, J. Holmes, Jr. Baltimore, Md. ' Be not merely good but good for something. " Age 23, Wt. 155, Ht. 5.11 , $5K. Clinical as- sistant, class treasurer ' 02- ' 03. Calvert Hall Col- lesfe. Smith, Paul B. Lowellville, C . " Of manners gentle, of affections mild. " Age 2G, Wt. I(i5, Ht. 5.11 JS, X. Grove City College, Pa. 53 SMiTusdN, W. i. H.. Jr. Pylesville, Md. " ( ) lit ' , tliou art a trailing load, Alone; a routjli and weary road — To wrelclies such as I. " Atro •. " II. W ' t. i:in, lit. 5.0. Class vice-president ' " l- ' d. " ). Delta High School. Pa. Stci.vk. Ja.mks . . Shallotte, N. C. ■• liy then do you walk as though you had swal- lowetl a ramrod. " L .Xgc - 1, t. U;8, lit. 5.11, K 1 ' . 0NE. Clinical assistant. Oak Ridge Academy, N. C. Ti iiT. r.i:N.i. F.. ]k. Anthony. R. I. ■(•el money: still g. t money, boy: no matter by what means. " Age v ' S, Vt. 15f;, Ht. 5..S.I4. Ai2. Clinical assist- ant, president of Y. M. C. . . ■01- ' (I5, class editor ■() ' !- " 0!, sergeani-at-arms ' 01- " (fJ. Cranston High School, 1 . 1. ' I ' ssov, M. I ' .M.KdT h ' .i.isiiA. Lanrel. Md. " Physician heal thyself. " Ag- -. ' li. t. l. ' iO, lit. 5.7; .. Laurel . c:i(lemy. J oN Fi,.vn;i N, KuNKST F. Blackstonc, Mass. " God made him, therefore let him ]iass for a man. " Age :i:!. W ' t. 131, Ht. 5.7, ASS. P.lackstone High School. 54 W ' aas. Freuhkick J. Ferdinanda, Fla. " Fatigued with life yet loath to part. " Age ■, ' :!. Wt. i;!(l, Ht. .3.S, A A. Ferdinanda High School. W.ARTHiiN, Wm. B. Barlow, Ga. " The loud laugh that spake the vacant mind. " Age - 4. Wt. l. " )!), Ht. 5.8 1, N2N. Vice-presi- dent Y. M. C. A. •03- ' 04. treasurer Y. M. C. A. ' Ot- ' O. ' ), class treasurer ' 0i- ' 05. Georgia Military College. 55 ' ' » ' 1... ' ' :V: Sc ' o i ' i HISTORY 1905 KIND and expectant reader, 1 as historian (if the Class of IDO. ' j, do feel most keenly my in- ability to write an interesting history or one abounding in fine diction. No pen of mine can e ' er reveal to the public and the world at large in such a limited si)ace as the confines of this book, the record of such a Class as ours. A Class that has had no superiors and few if any equals, and one that is destined to become famous for the men that it contained, some of whom will SMiiH- (la lia i ' tluir names flashed from tity to city, from state to state, and from country to ciiuniry, and hailed as ilu- discoverer of some of the mysteries that now lay liidden in medicine, and by so doing immortalize our Class and our dear old Alma Mater. You I know will agree with me that it would be much more interesting to write the history of each man separately, but that would recpiire M ' lunKs and a .MacauK- . t " onsct|uently 1 am compelled to treat the Class as a conglomerate body, and become personal only when necessity demands it. Permit me then to turn ])ackward the wheels of time, and direct your attention to the first days of October, 1901, when some of us fresh from the country, with the scent of new mown liay on our clothes and oats in our hair and a healthy coat of sun burn on our cheeks, some from the white pine forests of the north, others from the land of flowers, from the Cuban shores, from the tar pits of the south, and various other |)laci ' s both at home and abroad, luaking u]) as varied a set of animals as went into Noah ' s ark, had decided to change from iiome comforts to bowery hash, and began to assemble from both ends of l.onihanl and Cireene streets. . s we approached we gazed in open-eyed wonder and adnnration at our old school, with its massive pillars, pure 56 and white, fashioned after the old pantheon at Rome, and surmonnted by the dome that shut out the elements from the immortal Lafayette, when he received his LL.I!., and saw hunches of students standing around as we supposed for the express purpose of hazing- us. Nothing hap- pened, however, till we matriculated, then -the fun began (for the other fellows). At that time we wondered how it was they could tell a Freshman so easily, now we know. For a more nervous set of boys was never seen. Afraid to speak to anybody for fear he was a Sopho more, knowing not where to go or what to do, and expecting every minute to be our last, we stood around in bunches of twos and threes thinking of mother and home until a " Suph " would yell, " There is a Freshman, " and then we proceeded to faint away. One poor little innocent black-haired fellow from Harford County remarked one day, " I just tell you what boys, there is no place like home, because you can go into the kitchen there and press your pants whenever you want to. " Some of us tried to pass for Juniors by having note books marked " Obstetrics, " " Practice, " etc., and assuming a dignified air, but it was no go, for we were spotted and in due time rounded up and put through the stunts. As soon as Thursday came we attended the Freshmans ' clinic and began to get on our sea legs. But Georgie could not gaze on the face of Uncle Tim and inhale the fumes of ether without turning over and faint- ing, but he was soon revived and ever since has been not only able to face the music, but at the time of writing this article bids fair to beconie a renowned surgeon. One thing that worried us was holding a Class meeting. When, where and how it was to be done no one seemed to know, till Willie and Jimniie, our twins, suggested a plan. So one dark night with no lights burning and Perry bribed, we stole in one by one, only to be halted at the door by the twins who stood guard and asked for our credentials before we were admitted. When the last one had come, the meeting was called to order and noses counted, when it was found that about twenty had resolved to do or die, and stood ready to dislocate a Sophomore ' s man- dible if he bothered us. After a lot of discussion, interpretation of parliamentary law, etc., temporary officers were elected and we adjourned. One of our most oratorical classmates was Helhnan, who in four weeks married his landlady, and we have not heard of him since. Whether living or dead doubt- less he is visiting his namesake, unless he is a widower. Another was our curly haired treas- urer, who committed suicide, but the most of us survived the affair. Some of our officers were so popular the next day with the " Sophs " that they were called on for speeches and given a free ride. Then our indignation began to rise and we attempted to inform our oppressors as politely as the occasion permitted that they would have .to stop, when the first thing we knew, they de- cided to give us all a ride but foimd they had calculated on too much. During the scrimmage, Jimmie, one of the twins, turned himself into a mowing machine and the opera chairs suft ' ered. Things quieted down in a few days and we settled down to work, and dry work it was. Still with Johnnie Turner showing us hundred dollar checks, telling us how to diagnose a breech pre- sentation, the functions of the gracilis muscle, about the woman burying her jackass and other ■ yarns of like character, we managed to worry along. When we were admitted to the dissecting room we felt like doctors for sure. We used to swell with pride when we boarded a street car and saw the ladies turn up their noses while they whispered to one another, " Pll bet he is a medi- cal student. " 57 It was while working here that the bond of friendship was more securely welded. It was here we came to know one another better and to feci the ties that bound us together. Time passed swiftly and I too must hurry along. While it was cold we did not mind working on our " stiff. " For while the winds howled on the outside, and the atmosphere was filled with rain and snow, and pedestrians were bumping their glutens maxinuis against the ice covered streets, Bobbie would read us extracts from " Reddie ' s " letter and fall into a reminiscent mood now and then, and relate how when he was a boy he would " box " till his fists were as raw as beefsteak, and every time he would stop to catch his breath, Knell would ask somebody if they knew little Harry Smith, the fellow with curly hair you know, and had a sister named " Jinny. " But when the gentle zephyr from the south began to be wafted in at the windows, when the grass peeped forth and the birds began to sing, that tired feeling came to us that calls for Hood ' s Sarsaparilla, and we longed to escape. So we hurried a little faster, studied a little harder, and soon left John Brown ' s body to moulder in the grave, while we went marching on. During the year a few fell by the wayside, but when examinations rolled around, the most of the Class was there to answer to their names and to face the ordeal. Of course some failed, but those who were successful were happy to know that one mile stone was passed, and we were that much nearer our goal. After they were all over we said a hearty farewell all round and departed for our respective homes. So here I must ring down the curtain on the first act, because it is not in the province of the historian to record things that transpired during the summer. Neither could he do so if he wished to, for who can describe the changes which take ])lacc in a man while he is being transformed from a Fresh- man into a Sophomore? Suffice it to say that when October rolled around again we were found in our places ready for work. We had lost a few members for various reasons, but the loss was more than made good by the new men who joined us. Another pair of twins were added to our Class. They came from New York, and have remained with us to the end. Fine fellows they are and a credit to our Class, both in the classroom and on the gridiron, i cannot take the space to name every man who came in. but cannot refrain from saying that at this time " Little Egv])t " was added to our list. To know him is to love him, because a kinder hearted lad never lived. .-Mways jolly and ready for a " fight, " he was fondli-d and petted by us all until he came to fill such a large part of our hearts that we find it hard to think of his going away from us so far. And it is the desire of the historian that this will ever serve as a remiuder to him that he was beloveil bv all. and the best wishes of the entire Class follow him to his far away home; so when his step begins to falter and his eyes to grow dim, he can take his little grandchildren on his kme and in the translation of these lines they can see their grandfather was a jierfect gentleman, a talented man, and cine i t whom every one is glad to sav, " I knew him. " .• s Sophomores we felt tiu- dignity of (jur position and took upon ourselves the duty of teach- ing the Freshmen some maimers, and to remind them of tlu ' fact that we were " It " with a capital I. Poor fellows it did lofik like a sin to bother such an innocent and humble set of children. But a few of them were too gay and had to be taken down a buttonhole. Tlv. y didn ' t seem to know that the cry of " a Freshman on the third row " was a sign for the performance to begin, but one by one they found out, for after once a fellow has taken a trip on the aerial railway, or has ridden on the merry-go-round, he is not likely to forget it. He is content ever afterward to go way back and sit down. For a few days we had circuses and concerts galore, and the way they coukl dance an l sing was a caution. Herbert was our most talented artist and he ])ainted them up in fine 58 shape ; with striped legs, mustaches and an unspeakable motto on their foreheads, they certainly did look stunning. If one failed to swallow his medicine he was strung up till he repented, and in this Sydenham was our right hand man. It reminded one of the days out west when Judge Lynch sat upon his throne. One day things came to a climax in the anatomical hall when the Freshmen showed fight. It was no use though, for before they knew what had happened, we pounced down on them and if our corpulent dean had not appeared on the scene, there would not have been a Freshman left to tell the tale. As it was he quieted things and incidentally spotted Rush. After that there was no further trouble, and we have since been living like David and Jonathan. This was an eventful year for us. The chief thing was the visit of Adolph. Adolph, you know, was the big man with long whiskers who went around the country pulling legs. Of course during a big show like this admission was by ticket only, and if a Sophomore didn ' t have the price he couldn ' t get in. The price was for a Sophomore not to be a Sophomore (at the Uni- versity of Maryland). If he was a " Soph ' " somewhere else, all well and good, and if he was an Osteopathic crank, or the janitor ' s wife, he got a whole bunch of tickets so he could take even his baby carriage and nursing bottle in. Everybody was there except us, we were there but we weren ' t there, because some policemen wanted to get in and we were detailed to keep them out. To everybody else the tickets were free, and the dean ' s door was resplendant with such signs as " Get tickets here free, " " Only a few more left, " and as fast as a Sophomore would come in, several of his friends ( ?) would tell him they had their tickets and if he wanted one he had better hurry into the dean ' s office and get it (in the neck), which he according!}- did; but he wnuld take it good natureclly, and take upon himself the duty of fooling the next man. The next day was chemistry day, and when R. Dorsey came in we gave him an enthusiastic greeting. It certainly was a trying time for him, but he showed the man he was by taking it all good naturedly, and although we felt rather sore about the affair we tried to forget it, and to-day our dean docs not have more ardent admirers than the Class of 1005. Tefft wrote a piece of poetry on the occasion, but the editors concluded it would be a shame to bring it out in such a poor book as " Bones, Molars and Briefs, " so advised him not to waste such good literatue in that manner. Examinations were upon us again before we knew it (Anatomy) and we were compelled to buck up against the genuine article, for if th?re is anything nicer than Gray ' s Anatomy we have never found it. We loved it so well that we simply studied it all the time, some slept on it and I suppose some slept in it, for they had anatomy cribs, and if cribs are not made to sleep in what were they made for? Jean said it was a. " cinch, " I don ' t know whether a " cinch " is good to eat or not, if it is, several of us got very hungry during vacation, and when the invitation came in the fall to come in to the feast, we went in and got some more " cinches. " A lot of us felt important now because we could take the State Board examination, and here we found still more " cinches, " for what we told the examiner about milk was enough to turn him into a cream- ery. You laugh at the idea, do j ou? Well, that can be so just as easy as the story of Bill Nye ' s goat. Did you ever hear of him ? He got on a rampage one day and among other things ate a fine game rooster, and when they milked him the next morning he would give nothing but cock-tails. It is a good thing he was not owned by a medical student, for they would have milked him to death. 59 Aflor spending our vacation witli " ye old folks at home. " and filling our best girls ' ears full of bugs and trying to impress them with the idea that we knew it all, we returned once more. Of one thing we felt proud, Dr. H. K. had gone the way of Johnnie I., and we were happy. But alas ! all our joy was turned to sorrow when we missed the face of our beloved professor Francis T. Miles. I would that I could pay an adequate tribute to him. but no mortal hand will e ' er be able to wield the pen that will faithfully jiortray the sterling t|ualities of this good man. I can onlv say with the poet. " None knew thee but to love thee, none named the but to praise. " This year our work was more pleasant and more interesting. Dissecting, anatomy, chem- istry, histology, embryology and several other bug-bears were a thing of the past, and we went to work with a will. At this time our Class was materially enlarged by several University of North Carolina men. Every year she sends us a goodly quota, and our tar heel friends are O. K. It has come to be a natural thing for the Junior Class to expect this addition, and is always ready with open arms to receive their companions in liiisery. During the first month every one was talking on the subject of tuition, and a movement was on foot to pull up stakes and go else- where, but some backed water and we staid, paid the extra twenty-five, remained from the theatre, and quarreled with our sweethearts so as to get rid of buying American beauties for them. Now ' f any of us are sued for breach of promise it will be the fault of the faculty. This was no sooner settled than Class politics loomed up, and then we naturally drifted into State politics, and the battles for U. S. Senator were fought as fiercely in the Y. M. C. A. room as in Annapolis. Xcithiiig of importance hapi)ened this year till the end, and then Dr. Neale paralized us. . t the battledore we met our Waterloo. It was a very appropriate name because it is derived from batyldoure, which means a bat for beating clothes, and it certainly was the bat that beat the pants clear off of us, but it still had a " velementous " appearance. At the beginning we realized the gravity of twins and especially a " velemcntousbattledore " pair. We waited for internal rotation to take place but our levater ani got exhausted and relaxed and when that takes place you know rotation is not likely to occur. I ' ddalic version was next tried, but we couldn ' t get hold of the head or tail of it, so that could not be accomplished. Then we tried force (ps), but only found a battledore is a battledore. Every method failed and Dr. Neale finally did a decapitation (on us), and invited us to come around the followng fall to partake of a dish of Jean ' s obstetric " cinches. " During the performance there was " weepiu ' and wailing and gnashing of teeth " as will be .seen by the following api)etidix. which one of the boys tacked on to his little book. " During this examination I have neither given nor received any iiiformatinn whatevtr. which, God knows, I sadly needed. " Any man could have said that, but how many could have said, " I liave neither asked nor been asked for any information, etc.? " When we went home this time we went as meeker and wiser men, for we began to realize that we knew nothing, and as long as a man feels that way there is some hojjc for him. ATHLETICS. In athletics our Class has been very prominent, and has done perhaps more than any other one in putting out a good football team. We have furnished Hala, Riha, Mitchell, Revell, Carnal, Graham, Gibson, Matthews, and several others, all of whom are excellent players. Graham and DeBlois are onr star baseball players but there are other good ones too numerous to mention. A 60 basket ball team and track team were organized by Carnal and Hala, and are the strongest in the State. After defeating all the local teams they obtained games with numerous strong teams elsewhere and came ofif with flying colors. . The boys are all back now and we must speak of them as Seniors. Again many new men joined us, most of them coming from Jefferson. Miner, with his big pants, Cronshore, with every hair in position, Fisher, with his bald head, Felton, with his repartee, and the two love-sick swains. Smith and Ellis, made up a sextette of industrious and congenial fellows. Count De ' aney from " Thoitv-thoid " street and " Sunny Jim " Dwyer also made a pair never to be forgotten. This is the year when we learn to hold crying babies (of course the married members knew this before, but we are not all married) and use Credes method. Now we must learn to apply germ soap and bichleride, permangate and oxalic to people total strangers to such things. Now we karn how to sit on a one-legged stool throughout a cold stormy night in a dirty hovel and catch cimex lectularius. Here we learn to carry out an asipsis more perfect than is possible in the best equipped operating room. This is the year when we go to bed and have just begun to dream of our sweethearts, when with a start y iu awake to hear Dr. Zepp trying to kick your door down. That settles it, you must go. One of the most exciting periods was a week or two before the election. Teddy and Alton were ignored and forgotten. It was not " Whose a democrat, " but " ' hat is the latest political news ? " Every man was besieged by friends of each candidate and the whole situation was ex- ])lained to him, the direful results of the other man ' s election were painted in black on a back- ground of ruin, lost prestige and humiliation, and to help the good work along he was given a pocketful of tickets to hand to his constituents. As time wore on and the election drew near, the house men became warmed up so that a sign had to be posted, declaring positively that no electioneering was to be allowed between that point and the poles. Harford County seemed to develop quite a number of politicians, Bobby and Harry taking the lead, and when they go home, I tremble for the Hon. Fred. Talbott ' f; prestige as a leader. On November 2, at 8 P. M. we all assembled in the anatomical hall to cast our ballots for our favorite candidate. Every body was there, even Tyson. After awhile the meeting was called to order and everything passed off in double-quick time until it came to the election of sergeant-at-arms. There were several men in the field but the race narrowed down to " Egypt " and " Bill, " and ended by " Bill " winning out by a small majority. Of course it is a natural sequence that a crowd of men, shut up in a hall heated by furnaces, gas and politics would be thirsty, and the newly elected officers knowing such, invited the whole Class to " The Cascade " to quench their thirst, where they drank to their hearts content. Some got at tables, some in chairs, some stood up and some laid down, some got under the Anheuser- Busch, some helped to make iMilwaukee famous, while others yelled G. B. S. (Give Benner Some) but Benner said, " Gosmans is strong enough for me. " It was the most enthusiastic turnout the Class ever knew, and a lot of talent that had been hidden under a bushel became apparent. No- body knew before that Jerome would ever make Joe Jefferson look like thirty cents, Spanish mone - with a hole in it, but now noliody doubts it. We are sony but he is bound to forsake medi- cine and become the most famous actor the world ever knew. Others turned waiters and the way they slung the amber fluid was enough to turn you dizzy. One of the features of the blow-out was the singing and playing of Joe. As all good things must come to an end so this one had to 6i do the same, and when the time for departure came, Col. Kneisley lined them up and away we tramped until the order came to halt and turn ■ " The Cascack ' " into " A Waterfall. " After which we marched to Tommy Welch ' s and paid him our respects. Tommy is a good friend of the boys so we could not neglect him. . fter leaving there we all went to our barracks by different routes, in difTcrent conveyances and in dilTcrent shapes. One weary Willie with a limber appearance, his hat mashed in, and a cigar hanging to his lower li]). marched down liattimore street, owning the whole city and not caring who knew it, so Herbert said. Some people can ' t stand success. Another sportv elk ( ?) hired a cab. but in tead of getting inside i)ro])ped himself u]) on the seat so the cabby could hold him in. He was afraid he would fall out if he got inside. Everybody agreed that the election was a howling success. After this, time sped more quickly than ever before, and I am at the end of our history ; and as this manuscript must go to press before the year is over, the latter half of the doings of this noble class must remain unrecorded. ,My work is finished, but I am loathe to lay down my pen. I niigln sav as the historian of the i)revious year did, let us bury all dissentions and banish all dif- ferences, but there are no dissentions to bury and no differences to banish. We are a united class, bound together too strongly by love to he rendered asunder by differences and dissentions. Let us ever remain so in future years ; let no discord ever arise when we are chasing the filthy lucre. Let each and everv one of us do his duty and leave success to take care of itself. Remember the words of our departed friend and teacher, " Tlurc is one thing better than success, and that is to desire success. " No calling is greater or more noble than relieving the sufi ' crings of our fellow man, and mav none of us ever bring reproach to his cho.sen profession, but strive to hold it aloft unsullied as our predecessors have done, and when at last we shullk- off this mortal coil, may it be said of each an l everv one of us. ■ ' Tlie world is better bv his having lived in it. " " RILEY. HISTORIAN " THE HOUSE-MEN. " Jl ' l " . 1, I ' .Hil. marks an e|)ocli in the history of the ' " House. " One by one, the men began to Rsi)ou(i to the notice that had iKvn given that tlie mantle of Clinical Assistant had now fallen upon their shoulders, as in l)eginning any work with which one is not familiar, the first that is done is to find out how and what, likewise what not to do ; so in this case " His Lajesty, " Dr. Shipley called us together in the amphetheatre and explained the work that we were to do, con- cluding with a few " Juii ' ts, " saying that he would be ver severe in his criticisms, and if any of the rules were broken suspension would be the result. The biggest " don ' t " was the one as regards our attitude towards the nurses. Don ' t ever go into the hosi)ital without stopping and talking to the nurses at least fifteen mimitcs. Several nurses must be talked to each day. Don ' t go out with the same nurse more than twice a week. You nuist attend all the dances given by the luirses. Al- wa ' S remember the dignity of your position and " dnii ' t " address the residents as doctors, tlentle- men, 1 insist upon this. Modesty, or probaijlv exiiressed liy the trite hnt yet ex])ressive term lameness, seemed to be the predominating type of man. The true nature of things was. however, revealed on the night of the " Warming. " Ciathered together in the hack " Court " around ;i few tables with a keg of , nlieuser and a bowl of claret, each one slowly but surely began to reveal himself, and in the wee small hours of the night the clink of the glasses and the strains of " Moon, Moon, Silvery Moon " could still be heard. 62 It is to be hoped that the reputation of the Class of ' " 05 " is not dependent upon the thirty men living in the " House " under the name of Clinical Assistants The men appointed this year, like the ones who have preceded us, are a jolly, indolent set of men (with a very few exceptions) who don " t care for anything but a check from home and some- where to get rid of it ; who can get along on less sleep than any people in the world and who are always ready to go when some one says the word. It would be considered a joke were I to say that out of the thirty voices we did not have plenty of sweet music to drive dull cares away. This music would easily " sooth the savage cats. " Very few nights went by that from four to twelve men wouldn ' t collect either in the hall or in some one ' s room, and sing all the latest music singable. It was not long before everyone in the " House " and even the nurses in the hospital were humming " We are tar-heels born. " Those nightly serenades would never begin before 11.30 I ' . 1.. and would continue until every mother ' s son of " them " had blown out his Hues. This music was anything but enjoyable to Dr. Shipley, the superintendent : the medical staff, Moses, and inmates of the hos])ital, and so frequently the harmonous sounds would suddenly come to an end long before it was expected by those not engaged, by the sudden appearance of Dr. Shipley upon the scene of action. Or if he didn ' t dare venture out, we would find a little notice on the bulletin board the next morning — which, by the way, was not an infrequent thing — reminding some one to be on the lookout for others were anxious to have the places that we were enjoying. The greatest fun we have had — I say " we, " because I have often heard the men say none had equalled this — was when Revel went home for his vacation. He hadn ' t been away long before he sent us si.K large water-melons, all of which were good and ripe. We decided to have a feast that night and so invited the Medical Staff over to help us out. (It is needless to say they all came). To make things more enjoyable, also to have something to distract our minds so that we wouldn ' t realize how much melon we had eaten, we hired an organ grinder to play for us. . 11 this hap- pened in the " back Court " of the " House " — beginning about 8 o ' clock — but with some it has never ended. The music seemed to get the best of some of us — about thirteen — so we decided to go diound to the Cascade and drink one glass of beer — just one. But who ever heard of thirteen fel- lows getting together all in good " s])irits " — I mean around them — and stopping after one glass. This is not the sad part of the story which is all but too true. We soon tired of the " caves " at " Buddie ' s " and decided to look for something more exciting. We did not have to wonder very far before we had more excitement than we had bargained for. We had visited several places and some of us had been fortunate enough to pick up a few -souvenirs. The other fellows becoming jealous decided they, too, would have a souvenir. So the next place we tackled two pictures were quickly removed. We had not been in this place long before some one suggested moving. As the crowd moved out Rytina. " Foetus " Harrison and myself were detained to answer for a match-safe that had mysteriously disappeared. Our arguments were of no avail. " Things began to warm up, and the next thing I knew I had some one against thewall choking " it " for dear life. Some one opened the door and yelled police — police — murder, etc. ! ! ! Rytina seeing a good exit quicklv made his escape, leaving " Foetus " and myself to answer for all damage done. To make a long story short. I will say that a tall man with a blue uniform quickly appeared upon the scene and seiz- ing me by the arm, said, come with me. Had it not been for the good argument " Foetus " put up I would undoubtedly have spent the night — or better the remainder — in the Western. When we 63 were filially released fmin our embarrassing position ami had joined the men on the outside we found one of our number, one Reddick, in a trembling condition and very anaemic. When asked what it meant the men pointed to the sky and in the distance we saw what we thought was a shoot- ing star, but upon inquiry were told that it was tiie match safe, for it was he who had taken it, and fearing being caught had quickly let it leave his hand. Strange to say Reddick has never regained his natural color, and to mention that night to him brings on a convulsion. On our way home we were told that some young man had been seen going down towards the hospital at such a rate tiiat it took three men to see him. Rytina ' s explanation to us for his sudden leave of absence was, that he wanted to get enoui h iiione from the boys to go on our Imnd. for he realized that we were in serious trouble. With all of this some of our nun did not [jrolit by our mistakes, and so it w ' asn ' t long before another of our luinibcr was so unfortunate as to bj " asleep at (he switch, " and so was rescued by one of the " bhies. " It is needless to say that from now on he swears that he has the best and cheap- est bed in the world, for his bed cost him $11.45 that night — and only one in the room. Christmas found ten men who were to be led with a bottle, namely, Sherard, Donnelly, Hume, (libsoii, Kafer, Jenkins. Carnal, Riddick, . dkins and Irwin, who took upon themselves the name of " Kerukes, " and so organized a lem])erance club with quarters in Sherard ' s room. The require- ment for membership was each man shoukl have a capacity of at least three quarts, and should al- ways be at roll-call, which took place at ' iMO A. M. Our motto was " Drink and the " Kerukes " drink with vou, swear off and you are no tru;.- ' Keruke. ' " It is needless to sa that ni one resigned, but nianv a true " Keruke " would sing llu ' next lU ' irning " Ain ' t it funny what a difference just a few drinks make. " The ball, which rolletl all during the holidays, was started along its course Sunday. Xmas night. We were not .selfish so invited the medical staff over to see that everything was fixed ac- cording to the laws. No doubt things would be going along smoothly now, but for the fact a notice suddenly appeared on the bulletin board which read as follows: " It is time all drunken- ness and disorder was at an end. " So realizing what this meant we did not lose nuich time in get- ting on our feet again. One of the main attractions for a man to apply for the " House " is the many fair nurses that he is constantly thrown with. Many ' s the man who has not only lost his heart, but his head and money in this way. " Rob " Mitchell, the most attractive one of our number, is to be seen at all hours carrying dub- sandwiches U]) the back-stairs to his innumerable friends, Brabham, Jenkins and Waltham, who, by the way, are very modest in their actions, left everything to Xmas and made things good in a material way. It was Brabham who wanted to know where the men took the nurses when they went out with them at night. Ciibson — better known as " Topsy " — well, he just can ' t be contented uidcss he is witli a nurse or neglecting his work to see one. One of the fellows was telling him on one oc- casion where he could take his friend for a quiet evening. " There is a French restaurant in tlie northern part of the city " on a certain corner. Fiut (libson didn ' t exactly understand where it was, ■ ind before the mill Ii.iil linislird explaining the situation, tiibsoii blurted (uit — " Is that the Dutch tea room? " 64 " Foetus " Harrison thinks he is a regular Sherlock Hohnes — knows everything that ever hap- pens and even where every student and nurse goes. Foetus, Hke several of the others, did nor lose much time in laying his heart bare to a very attractive member of the school. He is certainly in- debted to Disosway for saving his life, when he was neglecting his own. It seems that the little boy had imbibed too freely of the " red eye " and in consequence, thereof, was d n sick. After Disosway had arrainged him nicely in bed with a basin near his head he proceeded to rob the ice- cooler of ice and an ice-poultice was applied to his abdominal region, and remained there all night. Morning found the unfortunate badly in need of a massage. After receiving this and a cold plunge (to say nothing of the quantity he lOok internally) he was himself again — swearing never to k ' ave home again. Brooks, the most unassuming " House man " we have, doesn ' t believe in break- ing a girl ' s heart, just because he can, so doesn ' t even give one a pleasant look. It was Dr. Scott who said one morning after Brooks had passed by that, " He is the quaintest man I ever saw. " To pass by without mentioning McCarthy — George — wouldn ' t be exactly right. George, poor boy, is working hard for a place on the jiti-c-kal-o-jc side, and the way things are going now worries him very much, so he says. George is all to the good, but it seems that it requires a special effort for him not to lie down even while on an operation. He has even been known to be sleeping against a radiator during the wee small hours of a cold winter ' s morn, dreaming " of the world and all the wonder that would be " (when he got his appointment). Poor Billingslea and Pearson, the two heavenly twins — the inseparables — are always on hand with a smile and ready to do some one ' s work. " Bob " Bay, better known as " Beef Steak Bob, " has come t(_) the conclusion that he doesn ' t want an appointment, so he has given up making " rounds " in the hospital. In considera- tion of this sacrifice he demands he shall be relieved of the title of " student. " A title most glibly spoken by the nurses. Probably the most affectionate man of our number is Carnal who showed his affections dur- ing the wee small hours of a summer ' s night, by stoutly pounding one of his own " frat " mates — Hala — to prove his love for Revel. Perhaps the most pathetic part of it was Hala ' s ragged shirt, Carnal ' s demented condition, and the discovery by the nurses of Revel ' s and Brabham ' s false claims to sobriety. r eFevre, Janney, Disosway and Mathews, all strong men upon most occasions, but on an oper- ation (which is not bloodless) they, too, seem to lose blood in sympathy for the patient, especially from their heads and faces, and on innumerable operations have had to call for help, fresh air, and the " Kcruks " beverage to tide them over. No one in the " House " can understand why Bare, the six-foot five-inch giant, was so foolish is to leave a $.51.00 coat around so carelessly, or how Dr. Bagley can tell Stone from the " D. T. " man when they are both in the same bed sleeping soundly. (Jr why it is Kafer never complains when he is posted to " sit u]) " after l " . ' . Likewise, they wonder if Dr. Shipley didn ' t make a great mistake in his man when he said Irwin was drinking hard this year. Revel, the best-hearted man of our number, has but two faults only one of which can be men- tioned here, for fear of embarrassment, and that is his profanity. This habit has so grown on him that he can ' t sleep at night without using a few oaths after saying his prayers at night, and during the dav when in a conversation every other word is a d n. " Sherry " was so unfortunate this summer as to get night and day mixed up. It seems that he had spent the night on a " mcd- 65 ical cast-. " and I tlid not gel to sleep until after breakfast. On arising about 7 o ' clock in the even- ing he came out on the street and met " I- ' oetus. " asking him if it was night or day. " FoUus " catching on at once (something unusual) tnld him it was morning. " Sherry " then wanted to know why so many ])e ii)le were on the streets and why were the electric lights lighted, . tter walking him around and visiting several " drug stores " he was able to tell the difference. .Mathews was not a " Houseman " long before Dr. Shipley had to call him down in anything but a gentle way. It seems that he was taking toj much resi)onsibility upon liis hands, and was in- terfering with things he had no business. So he was told if he would attend to his own business as well as he di l to other people ' s he would get along better and in the end would be liked. He is the only man who knows he has an appointment, and so he wears his ' ■little " white coat all the time that he may be accustomed to the white uniform next year. I lunie. the ex-druggist, who occujjics a room with us, although not a " House student, " de- serves mentioning with the rest, fnr his nann ' is among- the first on the roll of fame. Becoming lonesome he was secrctely married to one of the Puerto Ricans early in the fall. He never— no never— gets over board, but loves dearly to handle the " papers. " and is one of our greatest leaders in singing. Other things could be w-rittcn, and there are things that it is better they should not appear in print. Never was there a more congenial crowd than we " Honse-Students, " and it is with a sad- ness that I realize our time to leave here is near at hand and that the good times we have had to- gether are at an end. We will always try to live u]) to the motto— ' X ' ivimus viramus, " and will never forget the wav to go home. f z o H Q o OS w Pi-iii 67 PROPH ECY I ' ( malice loword none and charity for all. College! College! Teacher ! Teacher ! Ra-a-a-li ! S TOl ' IM ' .!). liMiked wildly al)i ut for a moment and then made a lunge for the nearest lamp post, and embraced it as though it were a long lost child. Then and there I swore a solemn oath that it was to he the " benzine wagon for mine " from that moment onward. I had been working hard for five years without taking a vacation and made up my mind that it was up to me to partake of a little of the " spice of life. " so had started for New ork three days before in search of variety. I ' .arly in the afternoon I had visited the sani- tarium of my former classmate, Dr. Vm. Mitchell, and had taken dinner with him. In response to his earnest entreaties T had relinguished my seat on the water wagon and I regret to say that before I left him I had accumulated quite a respectable load. I had heard of peojjle in my condition " seeing things, " but here I was all alone in a strange city " hearing things. " It was twenty years since I had heard that yell and my mind wandered back to the old days at tiie University of Maryland, and the many i)lcasant mem- ories that were associated with them. I pictured tlie olil . natomical Hal! with its seats filled with the boys of ' 0. ' ) — Oh Lord, there it was again. 68 College ! College ! Teacher ! Teacher ! Ra-a-a-h ! This time it seemed to come from around the corner, and I made up my mind that I would walk right into it and if I were in for a touch of D. T. ' s I was going to have ' em right. I got myself together and made a hreak in the direction from which the sounds came, and as I turned the corner I saw a sight which held me spellbound and went a long ways toward sobering me up. Surrounded by a crowd of men and boys there stood a fakir ' s wagon, with the usual gasoline lamps around it, and on the seat with a bottle in each hand stood Benjamin F. Tefft, Jr. Once more came the sounds. College! College! Teacher! Teacher! Ra-a-a-h I Doctor Tefft! Involuntarily two more words which rightfully belonged on the end of the yell, came to my lips, and I had to exert considerable will power to hold them back, but naturally, I shouted them to myself with a vigor that I had not felt for many a day. I now saw that the yelling was being done Ijy some ten or twelve l)oys who were standing on the wagon immediately behind the " DOCTOR, " who wore the well-known " book- selling smile " now augumented by a silk hat and prince albert coat. My first impulse was to get away from the place as quickly as possible, but this desire finally gave way to my curiosity and I remained to see what was to follow. I learned that the " DOCTOR " had for sale a preparation that would cure rheumatism, gout, cough, sore throat, corns, malaria, boils, and at the same time by the addition of a little water would remove grease spots and stains from clothing. It pained me more than I can tell to see an alumnus of old Maryland engaged in such degraded work and I quietly withdrew and went back to my hotel to think the thing over. I lit a cigar and sat pondering over what I had seen. From Tefft my thoughts wandered to some of the other fellows and I commenced wondering how they were faring. The more I thought the more my interest and curiosity became aroused, and I made up my mind then and there to visit as many as possible, and renew old acquaintances The next day I went to Baltimore and upon visiting the University I found it a far diff- erent institution from tliat which I knew during my course. It now covered about three times the area that it did in the old days, and the hospital is one of the finest in the country. The dispensarv is in charge of K. M. Lalley, who is probably the one man in this broad land of ours who knows " how to run a dispensary and run it right. " As I stood on the corner I heard the gong of a descending air-ship and as it landed I saw the tall, lanky figure of old Sid. Clarke get out. Under his arm was the usual volume of anatomy, although instead 69 of Cray it a the vk nf j. S. I ' eaty. I cert ainly was glad to see Sid., and was n t in the least surprised to learn thai ho now occupied the chair lOrnicrly Tilled hy Dr. J. Holmes Smith, Sr. I say " not surjirised, " l ecanse dnrinjr our school days, i)articularly those of the first two years, he studied anatoniv. not only durins; ' the hoins that the other hovs devoted to study, hut on the street cars, duriuL; his meals, between lectures and I ' ve heard it whis- pered that on several occasions he hail even been found in the rear room on the first floor of the laboratory building, with Ciray ' s . natoniy on his knees, studing the iiranches of tlie bachial ple.xus. He asked me when I left home, and 1 told him. ■■ ' hy. " ' he said, " You must have left before the notice arrived then. " I asked him what he was driving at and he told me that the Class of ] ' ,I0. " ) was to hold a leunion in I ' .altiniore two weeks from that ery da ' . ami that lie li;iil vent a ni itire li tliat elTerl ti e ei niemlier i m the d. ' iv that 1 left In niie : so this accounted for my not lia iiig heard of il. This was indeed a stroke of luck for me. and would enable me to accoiiiiilish mv object wiilioiu being obliged to endure the monotoiu ' of tr;i eliiig from one place to ;iii(itlier in order to see the fellows. In response to mv f|uestion as to how the world had been using him. he sprung the vilest pun that I had heard since I left the " Bowery. " He said, " I was getting along Kneisley until .ibout five years ago wlien I discovered I had a Stone in my bladder and I ' d ha e Benner goner had not Holmes Smith came along and held death at Bay until Houck arrived just in time to sa e my life by performing a cystotomy, which laid Bare the cause of the trouble, and the sexton i still waiting for a chance to ring the death Knell for me. " I looked at him in astonishmenl and fearing he was al)out to hand another one out to me I s.aid, " Sid. I always did enjoy a good joke, but I ' ll be blamed if I Kafer any more of that stami), and if you start to spring another I ' ll Hala ])oliceman and have you i)iu back in the Riha. where you belong. " He started in ti tell me that he W ' aas only fooling, but I jumjied aboaid a passing car and made my escape. The following two weeks I spent between Baltimore and Washington, simply killing time until the d;iv of the reunion. ( )ne exening at my hotel in the latter city. 1 |-;mg for S(jme " ice water " before retiring, and when the bell boy brought it up I was struck by the resemblance he bore to some pe rson 1 had seen before — who it ;is I coiiM not for the life of me think. He was about to go out again when I hailed him. He was rather stunted ir size but his face was wrinkled and he looked like an old man. Now that he came nearer and stood close to me I was nmre than ever imjires.sed by liis extremely low stature, and his head seemed to barely come above my waist. " Boy, " said I, " There is .s imething strangely familiar in votir apjiearance and il seems to me 1 must have .seen yi u some where before. What is Mnir name? " " G. Pdight Harrison, sir. " was the answer. " Great Scott! iioi i ' oetii- ' ! " 1 ,iid. A jodk of ]):iin -hot across his for a second, followed hy one of pleasure. " 1 knew there was something familiar about your face. sir. but couldn ' t just place you. but 1 know you now, you are Joe Gan.s — XO, I mean Joe Carroll. " I askeil him to tell me how it h.apiieiied that he was serving as a bell boy. and he sat down and told me his sad story. " . fler graduating, I served a year in the L ' nixersity Hospital, and then went back to " Ole Vaginia " to practice. I o])eneil an office and for fi e long years I barely kept from st;ir iiig. b ' ei bodv seemed to look it]ion me as ;i Hell of a goo l joke, so I finally became 70 discouraged, sold out and ten years ago came to Washington and got a job in this hotel washing dishes. I have worked myself up by degrees, and now, (this with a look of pride and about eight inches increase in his chest measurement) " I am head bell boy. " I felt awfully sorry for the poor fellow, but his family had put a Blight upon his poor young life soon after he entered the world, and it had stuck to him like grim death ever since. A few days later in Baltimore, I started out to find a laundry, and finally wound up in a Chinaman ' s wash shop. The fellow who waited upon me scrutinized me rather closely and after learning that my package would be ready " Fliday, " I started for the door, but was stopped by " Hey Mlister, you know mlee? " I looked back at the pig tail and long nuistache and said, " No, of course I don ' t know you — who the devil are you? " " Mlee know you allee samee — mice Flank Blurden, " I looked again and I ' ll be blamed if he wasn ' t telling the truth; it certainly was Frank Burden. In the Fall of 1905 he had gone back to China to resume his missionary work, but his efforts among the heathen had not been crowned with success, and after fifteen years ' of hard work trying to plant the Hower of Christianity in the Far East, he had come back to Baltimore. During his absence he had forgotten nearly all he knew of the English language, and had such a hard time r.piin his return trying to cmnince ]ieople that he was not a Mongolian; that he finally gave it up in despair and opened a laundry. As I left Frank ' s collar and shirt em])orium I thought I ' d like to visit some of the old haunts, where we all had so manv good times in the old davs and so I headed for the place that was dear to so many of us, namely, the Cascade. I ' ll never forget the night of our Seni(ir Class election, and the two hours fdllowing the adjournment of that memoralile meeting, that we spent at " Buddie ' s. " In my imagination I can still see the long row of tables, placed end to end, an d little Benner. God bless him, at the head acting in the capacity n toastmaster, with a glass of ginger ale in front of him, tlie songs, si)eeches and yells which later nearlv tore the papier-mache rocks from their sockets. How industriously our newly elected president served the gang with the fnaming goblets, aitled by the man he had just succeeded. It certainly was a great night, and the enjoyment would have ben complete were it not marred by just two incidents — the first being a song which Hall, a Senior tlental man, insisted upon singing, and the second, when one of our number so far forgot himself as to think it would be a good joke to spill a glass of beer down the collar of our meek little toastmaster. But my reverie is broken by the discovery that I have nearly reached my destination. . modern and up-to-date hotel now stood on the site, but a huge brass sign proclaimed that it was still the Cascade, and — was it my imagination playing me a trick ? — No, for there stood Buddie himself as big as life (which in his case was not very big). He was considerably aged but still the same jovial fellow. When I first extended my hand he didn ' t recognize me, but after closely scrutinizing my face he saw who it was. Almost his first words were: " I ' ve got an old friend of yours tending bar for me now, come in and see who it is. " There between the bar and the long row of shining glasses stood Roscoe Carnal, 71 attired in tlic usual white coat ami apron. When he saw me he didn ' t wait to go around the end but vaulted over the middle of the bar, and huiji ed me til! I was afraid they ' d be obliged to break a few Amyl Nitrite peries under my nose in order to start my respiratory centre to work again. Ve sat down at one of the tables to talk things over and he told me he had tired of medicine and had been employed as a wine clerk (we used to call it " booze slinger " but he said " wine clerk " ) for twelve years now, but had been in his present situa lion onlv about three, lie said, " I sujjpose you read of our old classmates, the ' Siamese twins. " " L ' pon my replying in the negative he seemed sur])rised, because at the time, the newspapers and medical journals all over the country were publishing articles upon it. He said, " You remember the case of Carl Hohmann, which Prof. Ashby mentioned in his book, who masqueraded part of her life as a man — well Pierson |)roved to be a parallel case and about five years ago married Billingslea and they are now the happiest couple in Baltimore. They are practicing here in the city, and their sign reads: ' Dr. and Mrs. Dr. Billingslea. ' " Roscoe told me that several of the boys had been in to see him within the past few months. Chappelear had been in a few days before and was as lazy as ever. We both had a good laugh at the mention of the day that Chap, while attending a ward class had climbed into iJK ' bed ailjoining the iialienl ' s. and lay sirctched out there iluriug the whole hour. Ik- asked me if 1 had been up to see the show at the ' " .Maryland " yet, and insisted upon me going with him that afternoon as he had a surprise in store for me and it certainly was ,-i surprise, for when I looked at my programme it read: TlIK i:. II. lvNT COMEDIAN MR. R. L. MITCHELL, In hi one-man comedv, entitled " iMfteen Minutes in the Amphitheatre, or Who Stole the Overcoat? " We saw I ' . ' ib after llie i)erforniance, and he told us that he had no engagement booked for the coming week and would remain in Baltimore and meet the fellows who came to the reunion. That night Clarke, Mitchell and myself decided that we would have Carnal arrange things so we could have our bauciuct in the main dining hall of the Cascade, and we left the matter entirely in his hands. When the eventful night arrived I was somewhat delayed and when I reached the meeting place I found everybody seated. After a general handshaking we started in to bom- bard the menu, which had been prepared for us, and by the time the cigars were brougln on everybody was in the best of humor and ready to relate to the others his experiences since we parted in May, 1905. I ' ir- t, the letters and telegrams from those who were unable to attend were rend Prominent among the former was one from our old friend Tyson. He informed n; i ' : i: he could not consistently attend as he had lost all faith in medicine and was now the i i-t i of the " First Church of Christian Science, " of Laurel, Md. Metzell told us why an! luw this change had come about. It secme one night Tyson had been out in the Ci u:ilr on a case and during the long drive home liad repeatedly opened the well known, and now, much worn satchel, and taken several large doses of " Cawn liker " from a bottle therein. When he arrived home Mrs. Tyson and all the little Tysons were sound asleep. The doctor dived down into his pocket for his key, but discovered that he did not have it with him. For a moment he didn ' t know just what to do, as he didn ' t want to arouse his wife and have her see him in his present condition, but being a man equal to any emergency his face lighted up almost immediately. He opened the satchel and removed a jar of Unguentum Bella- donnae and applied a liberal smear to the keyhole, and with an air of confidence and assur- ance turned the knob and pushed, but the door refused to open. He seemed surprised but did not give up and went around to the side of the house tuitil he came to a small round window, about eight inches in diameter. He daubed the margin of this with the ointment, but it failed to dilate and he became discouraged. He began to worry now and offered up a silent but fervent prayer as he replaced the jar in his bag. Just at this moment he heard something drop with a clink on the ground beside him. He struck a match, and lo ! there lay his key. It probably had been caught in his clothes in some manner and dropped just at the critical moment, but Tyson firmly believed that it was the prayer which brought it, and couldn ' t be made to believe otherwise. Here was a case where prayer came to his rescue, and his old standby — the ever faithful Unguentum Belladonnae went back on him. ' I ' ll is is how he lost all faith in medicinal agents, and became an advocate of Christian Science. Rytina told us that he had been fairly successful in his practice for his first ten years, and at the present time was devoting himself solely to surgery. His modesty forbade him telling how really successful he had been, but we all knew that he had long since attained great fame because of his ability as a " prepupectomist. " At this point Chairman Mitchell arose and said, " Gentlemen, it is with extreme sor- row and regret that I make the announcement of the death of two of our number — Dr. Geo. S. McCarty and Dr. Samuel V. Hammond. Mac was thrown from his horse shortly after his graduation and the high standing- collar so familiar to us all and so becoming to poor George, was forced in through the muscles of his neck, completely severing his carotid artery, and he bled to death before aid could be summoned. Hammond had been practicing in the mountains of West Virginia, and was one day called out to see a woman who had been suddenly taken ill. She had been in perfect health and had served her husband his dinner, but about an hour after the husband left she was taken with violent pains in the region of her appendix. Hammond arri ' ed shortly after six, and was examining the patient when the latter ' s husband came into the room. Now he did not know Hammond, neither did he know that his wife was ill, and naturally was somewhat taken aback when he saw a man in his wife ' s room. " Who are you sir, and what are you doing here? " he said, addresing the Doctor. The latter was somewhat surprised, but calm and collected, and started in the slow, deliberate manner so well known to all of you, to explain matters to the now somewhat excited husband. " Well-er-ah-er-now-er-er- ye see-ye see- ' twas-er-this way. Yes-er ' twas just like er-ah-er this-just-er like this-yes. 73 ' oiir er-cr — Unfortunately the husband was a mountaineer and one of tliat class who shoots lirst and tliinks afterward, and nc vr havnit; licard llaniniond answer in a iniizz. he mis- took- the liallinuf si)eecli for enil)arrassinent and |)iit a l)ullet throus,di Ins heart. " Malde told us tliat lie had contracted the hahit of Icianini nioney durint;- Ins year ' s serv- ice in " the house. " and had tried liard to break liiniscif of it. but was unsuccessful, and finally o])ened a broker ' s office and was now doing a thriving business. Sanders is meeting with well deserved success and has a tremendous practice. If ever a man deserved to succeed it was " Sandy. " I)uring nur course at the L ' niversity most of us consideied that we had a i)rctt tough road to travel, and that we worked hard. l)in he was doing all that we were, and over and above tins he put in eight hours every night in L ' ncie ' Sam ' s mail ser ice. and supported his wife and family. Duiitig their term in the clinical laboratory. Levin and Ham Irwin became fast friends and alter graduating, took a post-graduate course from Harry . dler. " . .B.. M.D. " After finishing they oi)ened u|) an office together and are coasidered as two of the cleverest and most thorough stomach specialists in Catons ille. If one were to istit Rochester. Minn., and in(|uire for the .Ma o Llrothers they wouhl learn tiiat these tun wurtliy gentlemen had lung since shuftlcd nff this mortal coil, but that their successors could be found doing business at the old stand, . bo e the door of afore- said old stand is an innuense sign bearing the names of Kevell h ' leischman. Hughes was asked what he had been doing to kill time for the past twenty years, and leplied. " Really fellows, during my fourth year I became so thoroughly disgusted with medi- cine that I made up my mintl that I just cntild not stand it. .My goodness. I never had tin- slightest idea i i what was in store fi r me mili! I had two obstetrical cases among those horrid, vile, filthv negroes, and I iust ]uit my foot down good and hard, and said: " I ])osi- tively cannot stand it. so there. " Later im I took up manicuring and have just the sweetest and cutest little manicuring jiarlor in . e Jersey, and do just the dearest little business. Mv gracious, but 1 would ilearly lo e to ha e any of you visit me wlienever you happen to be in that i)art of the country. He was .going to say more but Smithson. who up to this time had been very (juiet. hit him scpiarely in the ear with a handful of mashed potatoes, theieby showing that his aim still retained considerable of the accuracy which made him one of the toj) notchers with the " pins " at the Palace bowling alleys. DirectK ' to the right of Chairman Mitchell were the well-known faces of l ' :ir is and Cascv. who h. ' id probably accnmidated more wealth than any ten nf n r number. Little did I think in mv fointh year when liill one day told me of a " great " headache cure which he had formulated, that this same remedy was in a few years to attain a prominence that Ihonio Seltzer ne er knew. e en in its ]);dnn ' est days, bm such was the case. ' I ' he Omega (lil. Ouaker Oats and Force advertisements were ne er distributed S(j widely or were so familiar to the general ])ublic as aic those of " C ' asco-i ' ;ir inc. " at the present day, anr ' thousands of poor de ils ha e beslnwed ;i silent benediitinn n])iin the heads of Ed. .and Bill " the morning after. " I ' arvis personally supervises the compounding while Casey is business manager. . s an evidence of the latter ' s ' ankee enterprise, eacii man found at his plate a bottle of " C ' asco-Parvine. " ;md .iltached to it by a maroon and black ribbon was a card bearing the inscrijjtion. " Give me a tomorrow morning. " 74 Jenkins informed us that he was conducting a private insane asylum somewhere in Virginia, and that Jim Mattliews was tlie star boarder of tlie institution. Jim always was subject to hallucinations during his college days, when he wnuld at limes imagine thai the school or hospital could not exist without him. Kenaway when called upttn, said that considering his size he had met with very fair success, and tliat he n _)W had a harem of twent ' -three wi es and the Li rd only kudws Imw many chiklren, as their fond pajja had never found time to count them all. I certainly agree with him, only think he was a trifle modest in declaring that he had met with fair success, only because I C(jnsider that a man four feet se en inches in height that can flash a family like that mi his friends — Well, to say he had met with phcnoininal success would be putting it mildly. (This from personal knowledge of such matters, as I am sev- errd inches taller than him, and ' t never had the courage to take unto myself one wife, and I ' ve l)een fairlv successful in .accumulating a parcel of this workl ' s good at that.) He gave quite a lengthy speech about everything in general and nothing in particular, and I noticed that he still retained many of the peculiar little mannerisms which had in former days caused him to be looked upon l y each and e ery one of us as the pet of the class. Dr. Blois proved to the satisfaction of all that he was not a believer in the doctrine of race suicide, by boasting that he was the proud father of a few children himself, and al- though he was not the adept that Kenaway was, } ' et he had four girls and nine bovs who called him " Papa. " Riddick broke in on him at this point with, " Say, Seth, that ' s a bad total: -ou know thirteen is a dangerous number to fool with — I ' d advise you to make it fourteen even if you have to go to an orphan asylum and adopt one. " vSelh retaliated with, " Sour grapes, Riddick, my boy, sour grapes. " (Possibly this was the case with Riddick, because of some reason best known to himself had never married.) Seth seemed very proud of his family and told us that he never was so happy as when in his own home with his wife and children climbing all over him, and pulling his hair out by the fistfuls (I don ' t mean his wife was climbing all over him and jiulling his hair out — only the children). If Seth devotes as much time to his family now as he did during the first two months of 1905 I fail to see where he e ' er got enough money to buv e -en the cluur that he sat in while the children climbed over him. Remsburg said he had been gi ' ing demonstrations of his knowledge of the art of heal- ing in the wilds of Maryland for twenty years. He related an interesting experience he had had about two weeks previous to his visit to Baltimore. One night about twelve o ' clock his bell rang and upon opening the door he saw a man who was somewhat under the influence of " That ' s all. " The stranger said, " Shay Doctor, how mush will you charge ti ' go out to ? " (Naming a village some five miles away) The Doctor said, " Is it absolutely necessarv that I go out there tonight, or can you wait until morning? " The answer was, " No, uh mush start right off — can ' t get there a minute too shoon — how mush yuh goin ' t ' soak me? " Now it was a very disagreeable lu ' ght and the rain was pouring down in torrents, but Remsburg sized his caller up as a poor fellow who was obliged to work hard for his living and so decided to let him down light, and said, " Well, I ' ll go out there for three dollars. " " It ' s a go — I ' ll help yuh hish up horsh. " They went to the stable and soon harnessed the horse and were ready to face the elements. Remsburg got in and the 75 fellow climbed up beside him and they started. They had not gone a quarter of a mile before the stranger had fallen into a sound sleep, from which he did not waken until the Doctor shook him up upon reaching the outskirts of the village. The man was asked where he lived and upon their arrival at the iiouse climbed out. and as Kemsburtj started to do likewise said. " Don ' t get out Doc. — here ze money. " Now the Doctor didn ' t quite understand this and said, " 1 don ' t want the money now. wait until I see the ])atient. as I may have to make several visits before I ' m through. " " There ain ' no pashun ' tall. " " What ' s that? " " I .shimbly said, there ain ' t no pashun ' tall. " " Then what the devil did you bring me out here for? " " W i-ll, I didn ' t wan ' t ' walk, so I wen ' t ' see th ' feller tha ' keeps th ' liv ' ry shtable an ' he waii ' t t ' siioak me five fer a team an ' man t ' drive me home an ' then I ashked you how musli yuli ' d charge an ' yuh said ' three, ' zo I tho ' t I ' d give yuh th ' job, an ' here ze money an ' dim ' make such a fuss ' bout it. " At tliis point a horrible noise was heard to issue from under the table. We all looked at one another and it was then that we discovered that Slierrard ' s chair was vacant. Again came the noise and upon investigating we found " Sherry " had fallen asleep and quietly slid off onto the floor, and it was his snore that iiad disturbed us. We aroused him and sat him up in his place, and when the laughter and kidding had subsided Rooks was called n|)( m. " C.entlemen, " he said, " No doubt some of you will be surprised to learn that ten years ago 1 realized the folly of the life I had been leading and determined to turn over a new leaf. I joined the Church and have since been engaged in active missionary work among the negroes of Lf uisiana. " Tliis proved too much for Revell, who gave vent to an emphatic and extremely expres- sion. " Oh Hell, " which was resented by Rooks and in the " free-for-all " which followed, I saw a cuspidor coming straight for my head. I tried to dodge but some unknown force held me immovable, and it landed squarely over my left eye. The entire " Solar System " was as a tallow candle, when compared to the iieavenly i)henomena which was revealed to me at that moment, and then all became dark. When I opened mv eyes I was sitting m a rocking chair and my first impulse was to feel of my head and 1 felt no lesion of any sort. I rushed to a mirror which hung on the wall and sure enough there was not the slightest sign that any thing h;id struck me. A- 1 rose a note bi lok (lrii])peii I ' lom mv knees and now 1 picketl it uj) ;hu1 saw that in contained notes on " State Medicine. " ' i ' his was something I could not quite understand until 1 looked about me and recognized my old room on Columbia Aveiuie — and there sound asleej) lav my roommate — the hands of the clock pointed to a ipiarter of three. For a moment I stood as one dazed and then I remembered that I had been reading up State Medicine; that I must have fallen asleep and it was all — a dreaiu. Carroll. 76 77 BOCK BEER CLASS OFFICERS ' 06 CLASS COLORS OLD COLD AND ROYAL PURPLE MOTTO ' l.Ci ctc: " " Multiiin Iri rlc: " " Miilliiiti adiiwiUim Icg ctc. K. I.. Carlton, President. 1 . W. C ' kaw i-iiKi) I ' ice-Presiilciit A. I ' .. Clarkk Editor . 11. IJiiUKKN Secretary C " . W. RmiKin - Historian (). ' . Iamks Treasurer W . I,. 1 1 aut Ser_s;eant-at-.irnis H. P. Hii.r, JR Cliiss Artist 78 EXECUTIVE C(3! IJ IITTEE. R. C. Hume, Chairman. E. L. BowLus. N. W. Hershner. C. C. Buck. VV. W. Olive. R. B. Haves. A. D. Tuttle. IL ' XloR CLASS. I ' .A I LEV, A. Al., " I ' X New York Bauc.hman, B. M Baltimore County BiLLUi ' S, G. W Virginia Blan ' k, H Xew Jersey i ' ldkiiE.x, W. B.. riA ' , N:iN... .Xortli Carolina Bowles, E. L., K Maryland Brannon, E. H West Virginia Brenner, C Ohio Bui;nt, W. L., AUA X ' irginia Brooks, A. G Maryland Buck, C. C, K2 Virginia BvKi), N. E., K2, NE North Carolina Burroughs, L. G Maryland ISuRRUss. C. O., AiJA X ' irginia Ca.mpisell, W. D., K Maryland Cantwell, H. a Maryland Carlton, R. L., TIXX , N2N.. North Carolina Carroll, ' . C Maryland CuAXE ' i ' . 1. D., K Maryland Chaxk - T. M., IlAV, N2N Maryland Cii ii ' Li ' A ' , B. L., XZX South Canilnia Clarke, A. B., K , ©NE Canada CoLLENiiERC. G Maryland e ' dSTKK, K. S.. AM .Maryhuid Craw1 ' ok1), R. ' ., :£X irginia Daniels, VV. H Maryland Dees, R. E North Carolina Dees, R. O North Carolina DoNELLV. J North Carolina Duncan, H. Jr North Carolina Freilinc.ER, M. C, K Missouri Frver, N. E Maryland FuLLiNC.s, W. F., K2, 0NE New Jersey GeaTTv, J. S Maryland George, E Maryland Griffin, T. A North Carolina Gkiffi ' i ' ii, E. L., K X ' irginia Hanna, H Egypt H. RRELL, J. r., K Georgia Hart, W. L., HAY. N2N South Carolina Hawkins, J. F., Jr., K Maryland Havi:s, R. B., K North Carolina Heighe, R. G Maryland Hershner, N. W., K Maryland Hn.L, H. P., Jr., K ®NE New York HiLL, J. C South Carolina Hoi ' E, J. H., K Maryland Howard, O New Brunswick Hudson, J. H North Carolina Hume, R. C, I 2K Airginia Imfante, J. M Cuba James, O. ' Delaware Jarrell, K. McC West Virginia JiCNNiNGS, C. L.. NSN South Carolina Johnson, T. B INIaryland Kanellv, G. C Egypt Karlinskv, L Maryland Keeler. J. W New York Kellev, Le. a Canada Knox, J. Jr Ncrth Carolina KosMiNSKv, L. J Arkansas Lake, LaF., XZX New York LamontaguE, H. J Connecticut LiESEnfeld, a. I New York LvxCH, S. H Delaware McLean, P North Carolina MiTCiiiCLL, L. M Pennsylvania Mooi) -. V. C, K N ' irginia 79 TUNIOR CLASS.— ContimK McK)Ki:. C S Maryland XuCK.Ni ' . A. I Massacluisctts ( )Livi;. W . W.. n::. Xnrtli Camliiia 1 ' asTuk. I,. M Maryland I ' lvARi-STiNK, K South Carolina Pi.u.M.MKK. A. 1 Xortli Carolina KiCE, M. M Sonth Carolina ROBBINS, n. P. Xiw Jersey Roi ' .r.uTS, C. W.. ns . NiiX ( ' .enri.;ia Uowi:. ]• " .. 11.. K .Maryland PrTr.i-nc.K. H. .V Maryland SoriT. I " ,. 1... :i. :i, HNK i ' lorida Siii:rii). . . C. 1 .Maryland Si.oAN. C " . 1 1 ., K ' t Si intli Carolina S.MiTii. I. ' ). !• " .Maryland S.MiTii. J. W Xorth Carolina SnuI ' I-i ' .k. D. W West Virginia Soi.KK. . . K I ' orto Rico SowKKS. W. 1 ' .. . .. .Maryland S ' roNESTUKKr. . W Maryland Stl ' akt, G. K .Maryland Sii.i.t AN. 1- " . -M .Massachusetts ' Pawi-ik. .M Egypt Thomas. 1!. ).. K ! Maryland Tni.ow. II. I ' ... K Maryland I )i:l Tero. J San Juan TiTTi.K. . . I ' ., IIA ■. . iN South Dakota rrtiitKCii. C. Ci Xorth Carolina WiiiTi:. !•■.. W.. I1A ■, NiiN .Maryland ' ii.i,i. . is. J. Xorth Carolina WiNSi.ow. !• " . I .. l iK .Maryland W KK.iiT. A. 1 1.. . .. Xcw York Z a K I , . . II Egy|)t Zkigler. C. L Maryland Ko HISTORY OF CLASS OF 1906 To UNDERSTAND the unique position occupied by the Junior Class, we have only to refer to the history of our preceding years, as chronicled in the Annuals of ' 02- ' 03 and ' 03- ' 04. Through these lines run a seeming prophecy of greater achievements. There is manifest among us a fulfillment of this dormant prediction, in the success that has attended our every undertaking. Talent drawn from all parts of our own great country, her northern neighbor, the isles of the sea, and the Orient as well, have combined to make us the class of promise. When we take an inventory, and realize our present pre-eminent position, we marvel that our college life began in the ordinary way of College Classes. You could not possibly recognize any features of the ver- dant Freshman of ' 02 in the grave and reverend Junior of today. You would more likely think the Faculty had just created a Junior Class, modeled after its own idea of perfection. It would not be like us to claim that the boys of 1906 go to make up the most brilliant class ever enrolled in the University ; our modesty forbids, but if any man would know it, we say to him, consult the records where our work is tabulated. The characteristics that have made possible the foregoing remarks, we claim to be unity of purpose and combined effort. No individualism has been tolerated among us. As a class, we have faced manfully the problems of preceding years, conquered, and shared together its honors. With this idea in view, my readers will not be surprised when the happenings of this, our third epoch, are read. October 3rd, 1901, witnessed the reassemblage of the fellows of ' 06, on the historic campus, where a few months previous we had bid each other good bye with a hearty " college handshake, " and best wishes for a joyous vacation. This opening scene of our third epoch, was a revival of the fraternal feeling which had united us during the earlier sessions. Having successfully passed Sophomore examinations, and enjoyed a well earned vacation, we turned our thoughts to the prob- lems of the third year. 8i The opening days were spent in greeting here an l there a famiUar face, and in extending to those who had come from other institutions to cast their lots with us, whom by the way, con- stituted an ad(Htion of which the Class feels justly proud, a hearty welcome among us. It is with deep regret that we chronicle the absence of two of our classmates, those whose smiling faces and cheerful greetings, have been snatched from us by the unresistant hand of death. Together, we bear the loss, which to us is inestimable. Death robbed us of them and their promising future, hut imt of their memories, which shall always bring back to us their virtues, and demonstrate the fact that indeed the worthy shall live again in the hearts of men. Lured onward by the star of hope and past success, we zealously began the work of the third year, in which our time has since been fully occupied. At this writing we are looking forward to the arrival of the closing scene of the third epoch. I ' attainments have made us strong in con- fidence, and we exi)cct nothing less than a continuance of this which, by the way, is not the result of chance or luck as some would say. but of honest and diligent effort. At various times during the year our fellows have turned aside to particiiiale in allied college pleasures. A goodly number represented us at the Y. M. 0. . . reception early in the session. Several are identified with the Musical Association of the Iniversity, which organization was from the first warmly supported bv our fellows without whom it would have appeared with difficulty. Others have entered with the same zeal into atliletics, displaying their executive ability as offi- cers, managers and skill as players, by actual participation in its victories. Indeed, in every move- ment whatsoever, affecting the student body, the Class of ' Oi has contributed its quota, both of talent and energetic work. It seems hardly necessary to make special reference to the one class event of the session. You will interpret m reference to be directed to the theatre party and banquet, held at the .-Xcademy of Music and F.utaw House, respestively, on the evening of January 2. ' ?. 1005. This gala occasion was participated in by a large mijorit oi Uu- class, and is remembered as tlie banner event in our hi tor . Mowing banners of old gold and purple, maroon and black, hover- ing over eight boxes tilleil with pleasure-seekers, spreading tables of York Rivers, salmon cul- lets and turkey olio, resting under the thundering voices of silver-tongued sons of Demasthenes, and almost audible strains of " Tni on the Water Wagon Now, " as it fell from the lips of peerless Mr. Daniels, loom u]) in our memories of this well .spent evening. In making .special mention of untiring efforts, sacrifices, and in contributing much to the success of this undertaking to our deserving President and co-workers, the J lislorian feel lu ' voices the sentiments of the class. The Historian acknowledges, too, an apology due the class for liaving so incompletely nar- rated its past, but .space will not permit of further dilation, l- ' ach man is a living history within himself. Take us together and we constitute a chain rightly deserving the envy of our competitors. We look forward to the future of our Class with thai contidence that bespeaks even greater achievements. When the rajiidly ajiproaching threshold has been crossed, as it shall be .soon, and greater opportunities afforded our fellows, we believe they will i)rove their claims. I ' nrec- (jgnized powers will manifest themselves. Ncw( ?) facultties will grow into action. C.reater possibilities will dawn, and heretofore unsunnountable obstacles will crumble under our trained powers of conquest. — Historian. 82 ' n flftemoriam John Ciomati Blake asorn ©ctobcc IS, 1875, In Xcon CountB, 3FIori6a ®le? 5ulH 15, 1904, asaltlmore, 1 0. Joseph Spant3lct :ffiorn 18SI, at IRanc, pa. 5)ic5 3unc 4, 1904 Nothing can we call our own but death, And that small model of, the barren earth Which serves as paste and cover to our bones. 83 T. r. Y. 84 CLASS OF 1907 MOTTO : NULLA VESTIGIA RETRORSUM COLORS: BLACK AND BLUE OFFICERS llAi m- TL RiCHToN President J. 1). PiGGOT Vice-President J. Hubert liATKS Secretary GiLBiCRT J- Morgan Treasurer Fkf;d. H. C Heisk Editor Morris B. Boine Historian CLASS ROLL AcRABRiTE, O. Paul Blaken Mills, W. Va. Bates, J. Hubert, 2K Baltimore Benson. B. R., Jr Cockeysville, Md. Bird, J. W West River, Md. Bostitter, H. J Hagerstown, Md. Bowen, R. C Parran, Md. Bowie, M. R Gallup, N. Mexico Brown, M. J., N2N Sylman, Md. Bryer, H. Barton Newport, R. L Burwei-u, Nathaniel Carmine, W. M., C. B Ridgley, Md Cross, G. D. E Baltimore Dean, Thos. J Stallings, N. C. Deltcher, H. a Baltimore DiFFENDERFER, C. . ., K2 Baltimore Egan, John Joseph Waterbury, Conn. Elgin, Eugene Brunswick, Md. Flowers, Claude J- B Harrisburg, Pa. Fox, J. S., Ta, NSN Batesbnrg, S. C. Franklin, R. C. •I ' SK Adabelle, Pa. 85 CLASS R( )LL.— ContiiuKcl. Gli.uam, DiTKir. S San Juan, P. R. (iLiDDKN, K. ' ., Jk., AKK Savannah. t)a. Gove, Horace S Xtu I ' .runswick. Canada Haki!ait,h, H. ' Old Town, Md. H.WLEY, J. A Jersey City, N. J. Heise, Fred. H. C Baltimore Hku.m axx. F. H Baltimore HoSMi-R, Cl ' lrert L Xew York City Ikt.iiES, Geo. S I ' altimorc Jamison. F. K I highesville, Mtl. Joyce, J. C Arnold. Md. Lynn, I ' uank S.. " I ' 2iK Ilaltiniorc Lyon, W. C. l iK Xewhnrtj. X. V. AL CK, Thos. F Syracuse, X. Y. L ssoNETT, C. L Brooklyn, N. Y. McCuTCHEN. K. ( ).. N:iN. , r,islioi)sviIIe. S. C. .Mclu.ROY, S i.VAN Orlando. Fla. .M ' Kee, John Ralciph, X. C. .M iTCHEi.L, A. C Monkton. .Md. Moore, A. D Brooklyn, N. Y. MoKC.AN. G. P.. I SK P.altnnorc MoKisoN, G. P Martinsburg. W. Va. ) ' .M ALLEY, A. Wilkesbarre. Pa. XoRKis, L. D Baltimore i ' i:KKiNS, F. S lialtimore I ' EURV. A. H Hickory Grove, N. C. I ' lCCoTT. J. B.. . :iN Hamilton. ' a. Ric.MToN. HARR ' .. I ' iK. . . .Savamiali, Ga. Rooi ' , n.i.L M ( ) Harrisburg, Pa. Rowan. A. L r.everly. V. Va. Stii lERSox. H.J Baltimore SciioKNRicii. 11., I ' ll. G Baltimore Schwartz. W. T Baltimore S.MiTii. I " . 1!., NliN Baltimore Smith. J. . Hamilton. Md. Sto.xer, II. W .. K l Baltnnore SwAi.N, Clement. . . I! Boston. Mass. X ' alentine. Josei ' ii Baltimore Warren. R. A 1 lot Springs, ' a. W) HISTORY Some are born with honor, some inherit honor and some have honor thrust upon them. The last seems to be my case, for I have had the honor of writing the history of the Centennial Class of the University of Maryland thrust upon me, which I consider a task beyond the scope of my humble ability. As you know, some histories are no more than some man ' s fertile imagination stretched to its limit, while others are no more than a traversity of realistic ideas. As I am not possessed of a good imagination and my sense of humor is correspondingly limited, I will stick to the word history in its truest sense and give you no more than some of the most important events that have happened during the so far short career of this class. It was born October 1st, 1903, its members representing many states and countries. I dare say that few of our members appreciated the fact, when they were selecting some suit- able institution to go through the ordeal of earning an M.D., that they were to be one of the one- hundreth or centennial class of our already well known Alma Mater. However all of us were overjoyed to find that such was the case and after the Sophomores finished instructing us how to conduct ourselves, all entered into the spirit of work with a determination that bespake of the future career of a Centennial Class. In the latter part of October, a class election was held, and the class organized. Later class pins were selected and one was purchased by nearly every member of the class. March 17th, 1904, is a date that will be long remembered by all 1907 men, for it was on that memorable night that our most worthy and honorable president Albert H. Carroll, now attending Edinburgh University, had the Class assembled at Northampton Hotel to " feed. " A most pala- table menu was served, and a very pleasant and enjoyable night was spent by all. There were some good as well as witty impromptu speeches made during the course of the " feed " by the elo- quent members of the Class. Some of the fellows " lamps " were not exactly in working order and it was with some difficulty that they said " good night " to Carroll. It would not do for the historian to record some of the incidents that happened on the journey to our various residences, so he will leave that to the Class, as individuals, to tell to their children and their children ' s children. October 3rd, 190-1:, found most of the fellows back at the old stand although some did not get back till later and a few not at all. In place of the few who did not return we found a greater number of new men from other colleges, all of whom are bright, good looking and healthy chaps, who have entered in our grand old school with the spirit of the Class. It must be noted in this connection, that last year we had only a roll of 47, his year we have one of 62, showing that when we graduate we will not only be great in mind but great in numbers. Of course we took care of the Freshmen and taught them what and what not to do. It was a hard proposition, but they finally came to know and understand their duties as aspirants to the honors of " the " most honored profession. They were all shown the places of most importance in Baltimore in groups of ten and fifteen, with all decorations necessary to identify them as Freshmen, should one in any way become separated from the flock. 87 Among aoinc of the most notable attainments of tlic Class iiiusi Ik- nK-ntioned the fact that we were the promoters of an international peace congress, hekl at the University of Maryland, in Octo- ber, 1901. As a result, japan and Russia kissed and made u]). and the former enemies Cuba and Spain clasped each other in a very fond and sincere embrace, and are now going through the formalities essential to life in tlu- ineilical wurld. We finally decided that Anatomy, i ' insiology and Chemistry called for a little more atten- tion ; so we again settled down to our work v.ith an earnestness and determination that means suc- cess. After we had fallen into our regular routine of work, a class meeting was called by the Vice-President, October 7, and an eleciinn rif fur tin- eusuiui; year was held. . t this meet- ing we decided to have a box jiarty. The Class assembled in the lower boxes of Ford ' s C.rand Opera House. Monday night. Oc- tolKT III. to witness the musical comedy " Red Feather. " A very ])leasant evening was spent, and as a result, some of the fellows got so enthusiastic about musical comedies that they tried to go on the stage. In athletics. IHO? has contributed the foot-ball coach for the seasons liio:! and 1!I04. It is very probable that next season ' s coach will be furnislu l by us. ( )ur Class is well represented on the basket-ball team also. This is no more than a brief sketch of the official and unofficial doings of tlie Class of l!t(lT, and will seem more comjilete to the members of the Class as they read and recall the many pleas- ant incidents uniittcd here for waul of sjiace. 88 Mi. . V- . Hi l. u W « o s o a: o CLASS OF 1908 Motto. — Venilas nihil z ' eretui: William Columan f ' rcsiilciit W ' m.llvm Dew ' ici--Prcsi(h-iit 1 li iM KK I ' . Todd Sccrclnry Coi.oKS. — Lii ht yrccn and dark ijrccn. OFFICI ' .KS. 1 Ii;nuv 1.. SixsKi: V Treasurer j. K. Lvsi.icv S ' ergeaiil-at-. ' lrms 1. L. Anderson Historian Mi ' .MBF.RS. I. I.. Andkkson, a. B South Carolina j. II. Bay Maryland 1). M. 1). Bec.cs Maryhmd C. W. R. Bender Maryland W C. I. Benson. K Maryland M K. 1 " . Blunik)N Maryland F. Cj. C South Carolina I. S. Cherry Maryland V. Coleman, K Connccticui I. C. I!. Collins. K Florida j. Iv C. Cowherd, XZX Maryland F. W II i.L M Dew, ' I iK ' irginia 1.. . C. Davis Virginia Franklin Maryland M. C.ooDiiAKT rcinisylvania . D. Hammond Maryland . J. Hanna Maryland H. Hemminc. I ' ll. C. Maryland H. Hodges West X ' irginia . M. 1 loi.LVD.w Maryland 1 ' . I NSLEE New York K. Insley Maryland KiSTLER Maryland KoLB Maryland 9° MEMBERS— Continued. J. A. KoLMER Maryland L. C. LaBarre, XZX Pennsylvania Thos. E. Latimer, B.S., A.M Maryland W. Eeavitt New York A. D. H. Little. K Georgia P. L. LocKwooD Connecticut J. E. Mackall, A.B Maryland H. B. Messmore, aha West Virginia J. L. Messmore, AQA West X ' irginia J. S. Miranda Cuba E. Nathason New York V. NoLT Indiana F. J. Pate North Carolina R. W. PiLSON, K Maryland J. Porembsky Maryland L. A. Riser, A.B South Carolina S. J. Price Maryland R. W. Ravner Maryland G. H. Richards, K Maryland R. L. Rodriguez Porto Rica H. J. RosENBERC. . South Carolina L. RoTHENBERG South Carolina W. H. Ryan New Hampshire L. G. Shenrick, A.I! Maryland F. G. Shulte, B.S Maryland S. SiLVERBERG Maryland L. F. Steindler Maryland H. L. SiNSKEY Maryland J. Thos. Taylor, XZX North Carolina H. U. Todd Maryland E. S. Upson Georgia Z. F. West Delaware E. H. Willard Maryland A. L. Wright Maryland W. E. Wright South Carolina A. S. Wilson, 2K Maryland Z. F. Young Louisiana J. I ' ,. ZeiGLEK, XZX Maryland 91 HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF 1908 T() XAKKATK till ' history " f a class that has existed (inly for tin- brief iK ' riod of three months woiilcl, at first thoui ht. seem to he qnite an easy task; hut how much history can we rea- sonably exi)ect to be produced in so short a time? ' Tis true, the doings of a single day have often filled volume upon volume: but let us remember that, as a general rule, someone has been li iling day by day. month by month, and maybe year by year, in order to bring about what may have happened in the twinkling of an lye. So it is with a class of men. That they may produce real historv, they must have time and, as the class of ' OS has been in existence for a short time unly, the historv she has produced would not fill volumes: yet she has a iiistory. and about this. with vour kind indulgence. I shall attimpt to tell you. ( )n an ideal Autumn day, ( )ciol)i ' r :1, ' 0 1, the Class of 00A came into existence, and continued to grow until Diceniber, when it was found to have a roll of sixty-five, comi)osed of a handsome lot of fellows fmm various jiarts of the l ' . . . and representatives from Cuba and I ' orto Kica. During the first month there was really very little accom])lisIied by the class in the line of study: but it had gotten itself together as a temporary org.inization, the So[)hs being abs(ilutel - ignorant of the meeting, which wa-. luld in an up]ier room of the l ' " .utaw House, on October Sih. twenty- one members being present, . fter nuicli enthusiasm had been manifested, Wdliani. the coal man. of Connecticut, was elected our temporary leader ; the Mountain (?) Dew, of irginia. fall- ing as our Nice I ' resident : a Marxland Cowherd taking charge of the cold cash, and with J. K. ' nslev to jjrotect us from all mental harm, leaving it to each individual to ward off all bodily in- juries that might be indicted by the .Sophomores, The wily So])hs soon learned of our meeting, and at once set .ibout ascertaining whom we had iKcted. The I ' resident of our class, upon en- tering the Chemie.-d ll.ill, was accosted by a grouj) who were seemingly, for some purpose unknown 92 to him just at that moment, anxious to hear the result of the recent election. It was up to Cole- man to acknowledge, with nerves unstrung, that the honors of the class had been thrust upon him, not dreaming of the fact that he was So soon to mount Dorsey ' s desk as the silver-tongued ( ?j orator of the Fresh, class. My ! My ! ! The hot air the President shot at the Sophs, and with a most marvellous result. It was really astonishing to see the beautiful effect that Freshman flat- tery had on the Sophos Moros. Vice-President Dew, the gentleman from Virginia, was next put upon the stand as the sec- ond speaker of the morning, but his oration was abruptly ended by the very welcome intrusion of Dean Dorsey, whose rosy countenance was illumined by " the smile that won ' t come oflf, " and who seemed somewhat astonished on finding that he was about to be superseded by a fresh lec- turer on chemistry. With becoming dignity Mr. Dew then requested Dr. Coale to resume his po- sition for the day, and at once retired to the rear of the room. On October 29 the class convened in the Anatomical Hall for the purpose of electing perma- nent officers. After some spirited speeches on the part of different members of the class in be- half of their favorites, the ballots were taken, with the following result: President, Mr. William Coleman, of Connecticut; Vice-President, Mr. William Dew, of Virginia; Secretary, Mr. Homer U. Todd, of Maryland; Treasurer, Mr. Henry L. Sinskey, uf ? lar_vland; Sergeant-at-Arms, Mr. T- K. Insley, of Maryland. From the first it was very evident that the men of ' OS were, in their own estimation, well versed in j arliamentary law, for whenever an opportimity presented itself, one or more of the B. C. C. boys were ready and waiting to argue that business was not being conducted just exactly according to Roberts ' Rules of Order. No matter how insignificant the point at issue might be, the Solomons, just as the Pharisees of old, would try to follow the letter of the law when they were absolutely ignorant of the law itself. As a result, there was a class meeting every week, it requiring an hour to transact the business that could just as easily have been done in fifteen minutes. Really class meeting came so regularly that Dr. Coale once thought of getting out a new schedule, including in it periods for class meetings. Not meaning to discourage anvone, but I think some of our men should have aspired to a judgeship, as they are now walking Gazettes or " Roberts ' Rules of Order. " In the field of athletics the Class of 1008 has by no means been unrepresented, the Messmore brothers playing magnificent ball throughout the season, seldom being out of the game. It was with comparative ease that these Giants won their " M, " and they proved themselves a most inval- uable addition to the team. May our class be as well represented on the base ball field in the Spring as she has been on the gridiron. On the twentieth of November thirty-seven of the class met at Trainor ' s Studio for the pur- |K)se of having the picture taken. These men had to wait for at least an hour confidently expecting the other members of the class to come in at any moment. It was afterwards learned that the ab- sentees spent the whole day getting themselves re:idy for the picture and met at ten o ' clock that night at the studio, when Mr. Trainor informed them that he would prefer to have a picture of them taken in the dark, but would take one by flashlight provided they turned their faces to the rear. Sev- eral attem])ts were afterwards made to get the wh:)le class to meet at a studio and pose for a picture, but the pretty bcjys were thoroughly confident that no photogra])her would risk his camera on them, conse(|uently only half of the class appear in the annual. The absent ones have a most valid excuse. 93 Mr. Rlundon was the first member of the class to detect his bhinder in taking up the study of medicine. It is reported that this ,e;cntlemen was flesirous to embark on the sea of matrimony and, u]3on learning that his fiancee had a tender sjiot in her heart for professional men, he decided to take a profession, for pastime. That the path of the medical student is not strewn with roses Dr. Uhmdon soon discovered, so he determined to find some easier method to win a fair maiden ' s heart. Love has been Blundon ' s ruin, for since giving up medicine ho lias become financially embarrassed, so he has taken his failures as ill omens and will now remain in " single blessedness. " Of the prize fighting type we have developed two. Messre. Silverburg and Little. The former verv heroically managed to dislocate several seats in the anatomical hall at the hands of the Sophs. While the latter covered himself — with dirt one day as a result of having gotten on the fourth row. .Mr. liolin, of the Palmetto State, is now making an experiment to see just how long a man can live on cereals alone. This gentlemen seems to be a firm believer in Prof. Hemmeter ' s Darwinian thcorv of natural selection, and has attained such a degree of perfection in adapting himself to his surrnuiidings that he now eats anythinj.; in the grass line, but seems to relish whisk brooms more than anvthing (.Ise, eating three at each meal. It seems that others have noticed a change in his out- ward a])i)e;irance, in consequence of the adai)tation to environment, for the janitor misplaced his broom one la and was just about tf) use I ' .olin as a substitute when Pate came rushing up with the danger signals on his pedestals, and Howard at once beat a ha.sty retreat. It was a source of nntch regret that we found Mr. Price, the ever-reddy athlete, debarred from playing on the Uni- versity team, on the groimds of professionalism, owing to the fact that he had played sub on every scrub team in I ' .altiniore. This was cpiite a blow to the team, hut more especially to Price, for he had expected his head to be the shining light of the team. Among the prominent news rejiorters of the city are to be foiuul two members of the class. Messrs. Todd and .Steindli-T. Anyone desiring to have his life written up in a Baltimore paper at slight cost will do well to call on one of the gentlemen. I say one because where one is there you will find the other also. As every class must have its lady ' s man, so the Class of ' 08 is no exception. .Kiriong others is found .Mr. Ta lnr. nf tin- ( )lil . .irth State, and he it is that has captured the palm as the greatest heart breaker, having jjlayed sad havoc with the hearts of East Baltimore. Had I time and space I would like to si)eak as highly of the other members of the class as I have of already men- lii ni-il. but as i have nt ' itlur I will rofrain from fin-ther iiersnnai remarks. The critical point of our life came when we had to decide what should be our part in this strenuous age. We that have made the choice and have set our faces toward the goal of our lofty aspirations with a determination tliat knows mi defeat, could have selected no grander or nobler l)rofe.ssion. and now. that we have taken the iutiatory stej). let us strive earnestly to uphold the high standard of our time honored institution. k .ei)ing ever before our the class motto: " Dinn Spiro, Spero, Spes. " (While there is life there is hope). J. L. Anderson, Historian. 94 THE " HOUSE " RHYME Adkins- BarE— Of all the men in all the world Seen early or seen late, There ' s not a man that can be found So foxy and yet sedate. It ' s a worry in the morning When he ' s getting out of bed, The only thing that really worries ' Mong the worries in his head. Bay— A graceful thing and great renown Among the nurses has he, A " butter-in, " indeed ' tis true, And a face that ' s all but pretty. BiLLINGSLUA He has the size of a man, His age, it is sufficient. But in common sense and manliness, Something certainly is deficient. r KABHAM Here ' s a fellow who keeps so quiet He was never known to raise a riot, He goes to church and Sunday-school And flirts with the nurses as a rule. Brooks — Here ' s a good fellow, awful small, it is true, Has old-fashioned ways, but altogether he ' ll do — Is a trifle contrary, but he ' s not to blame. For the way Kneisley kids him is certainly a shame. 95 Carnal — I ' m the editor-in-chief of this book you see And it ' s utterly impossible to get a knock in on me. I ' m a liar I know, and a grafter I swear, i ' .iit if you ' re roasted too hard take your spite out on Bare. DiSOSWAV This man will talk you blue in the face. Heats Munchausen two miles in a one-nule race. Lifts booze, smokes cigarettes, and does lots (if things bad, . nd when he ' s asleep there ' s not one that ' s not glad. Gibson — .• n ignoranuis of " sand-lap[)cr " birth His face a disgrace to any ])art of th earth. He ' s lazy, he ' s crazy, has wheels in hi head. Don ' t do anvthing but loll in his bed. Ck)I.I)u. i. 11 — Some sav that ( " .Dldbach ' s a dreamer; He is, and the cause is not a whim, He gave all his cigars to Dr. Xeale, .■ nd is " hitting the jjijie " with a vim. I Iakkison — He ' s a mill ' of a fellow Who loves his " booze, " Has often a jag on Hut never the blues. I K w I N — This is the man who duos all the swearing: His room in the morning needs quite an airing . The sulphurous fumes he emits arc a bane To the " House " atmosphere and the Bnwery Lane. Ja.nnkv — He ' s breezy in the morning, The same way every night ; To hear him tell his stories, ' u " d reall think he ' d fight. Jkn kins — Just look at my cheeks and my clothes . nil I how neat. Hut don ' t overlook the size of my feet. If 1 camiot be " It. " well then, I won ' t play, I ' or I ' m the only chilil and must have mv wav. 96 Kafer- Kenawy- Wander down Lombard at three in the morning, A wonderful laugh sounds loud without warning; It pierces your ears and makes you quite sure That Kafer is coming; he needs Keeley Cure. One who came from Egypt ' s strand His studies to persue. He ' s quite a dapper little chap But thinks that green is blue. Le Fevre — Oh, tiddle-winks! Oh, fol-de-ral ! What have we come upon ? The most entirely disagreeable man The sun ever shone upon. Mahle — We know that Mahle s timid And afraid of his little brother. But why does he always go with a nurse Old enough to be his mother? Mathews — He came from the country As green as grass. Four years at college, Oh, what an ass. McCarty — He ' s tall and quite slender And very stubborn they say. Plays poker all night And sleeps all the day. Mitchell — A great big hulk with pounds of flesh, A beautiful boy, but a trifle fresh. He ' d run from the least thing requiring nerve. Five years in a nursery he ought to serve. Metzel- PlERSON- This man docs his work, About his own he ' s busy. But he bothers his head a bit too much About a country girl named Lizzie. As the better half of the Siamese Twins This young man drinks in knowledge. But everyone thinks he ' d be in his right place. If at the Woman ' s Medical College. 97 Revell — Some people arc [)rone to flatter And sim-ar the oil on thick, Friend Revell does this little stunt In a way that ' s pretty slick. RlUURK — Well, what ' s the matter with Riddick, He ' s turned as pale as a ghost. Oh, he ' s just been treated to egg-nog, Shame on the wicked host. RVTINA — To run and not be caught Will be my motto ever, ' I ' or he who ' s scared and runs away — Well, I think he ' s rather clever. Sallev — If telling lies were healthy And wealth to one would bring, This man would live forever In a palace like a king. SHERAKU — Why is woman always roasted For incessant talking? Well, the roaster has never heard Sherard When he comes in from Walking. S.MITH — He ' s nervous, timid and very good, Will not sign ]ietitions and never would. He ' s also quite learned, but tliis rhyme ' s not complete Until we mention the size of his feet. His gait was a bit unsteady And sense from his brain had fled. When he reeled on the Halls at 15 A. M. And with a " D. T. " went to bed. Tefft— i . . j, , p„ gtprnal Life Rut students do not use it. So he sells everything else in the medical line — Poor thing, why do tiiky so abuse it. Wartiien— He has a loving disposition Anfl a right pood set of brains. But we often ask ourselves the question, Does his beauty cause him pains ? 98 99 .86G69 SENIOR STATISTICS Averafjf ape — Twciity-ftnir. Height — Five feet ten inches. Weiglit — One hundred and fifty-three pounds. Size Hat — Scvin. Size Shoe — Seven and one-half. Smoke — Yes, 68 jkt cent.; no, 32 per cent. Chew — Yes, i» per cent. ; no, !)1 per cent. Drink Intoxicants — Yes, .57 per cent. ; no, 1 per cent. Use Profanity — Yes, 45 per cent. ; no, 55 per cent. Wear ( ' .lasses — Yes. 27 per cent. ; no. 73 per cent. Time of Retiring — Elcvcn-thirt P. . 1. Favorite Study — Practice of Medicine. Most Boring Study — Anatomy. Favorite Style of l-iterature — Fiction, 10 per cent.; ixielry, :)n per cent.; nmiance, . ' n per cent.; history, 10 per cent. Favorite . Author — Edgar Allen I ' ne, |0 jjcr ■-ent. ; Shakespeare. :io ])er cent.; Scott an l I ' agc. 15 per cent. each. Favorite Professor — Mitchell, l i per cent.; Chew. ; . ' i per cent.; I ' .ond, •. ' • " per cent. I ' gliest Man — Fleishman, 100 per cent. Wittiest Man — Carroll, 100 per cent. Biggest Loafer — Gihson, 40 per cent.; ],. . Harrisnn, :i, " ) jjcr cent.; Bare, 1. " ) per cent.; Hala, 10 per cent. Laziest Man — Chapelier, 7!i per cent.; Kiddick, 21 i)er cent. Most Influential Man — Jenkins, 40 per cent.; McCarty, and Harry, 30 per cent, each; Mitchell; 25 per cent. ; Fleishman, 1 ])cr cent. Best Man Morally — Hrotham, (!5 per cent., Burtis, ;U) [x-r cent.; liiirden. 5 per cent. Best Foothall Player — Hala, .-)0 per cent. ; Carnal. 40 per cent. ; Revel. 10 per cent. Biggest Lady Killer — R(X)ks, 70 per cent.; Mathewson, 21 per cent. C.reatcst Bore — Tefft, S!) per cent.; Levin, !1 per cent. P.iggest Liar — Salley, !IH per cent. ; P.are and Ooldhach, 1 per cent. each. Biggest Eater — Bare, it8 per cent.; Benner, 2 per cent. Crecncst Man — .A. Wood Disosway, !I0 per cent.; LeFevrc, 10 per cent. Most I ' .oastfnl Man — Smithson, 45 ])cr cent. . Salley, 30 ])cr cent. ; Irwin. l. " i i)cr cent. Cheekiest Man — Tefft. im |)er cent.; .Mathews, 35 jjer cent. ; Brooks, 5 per cent. Most Popular .Man — .Mitchell, (io per cent.; Carnal, 20 pc r cent.; Sherard, 20 per cent. Most Intellectual .Man — H. 1). McCarty, II ])cr cent.; Carnal, 31 per cent.; Remshurg, 22 per cent. .Ml-. ' Xround . lhlete — Hala, " i5 jier cent.; Craham, 35 |)er cent. Best Basehall Player — C raham, ltd per ceiU , l)el ' .|i)is, lo per cent. Biggest Wire Puller — Mathews, 75 per cent.; Bay, 25 per cent. Mf)St Conceited Man — Lep ' evre, U ])cr cent.; Mathews, 3S per cent.; Irwin. 21 per cent. Han lsomest .Man — Bare and I ' Meishman. each 50 per cent. Two votes — each voting for hiniself. Hardest Student — Mahle, liu per cent.; .Metzcl, in per cent. A FEW HOBBIES Randolph " Mavo " Antiquated jokes. " Uncle Tim " Easing his conscience. " Dr. " Samuel C Elevation of students ' morals. " Children " Charlie Milk. " At-Our-Last-Eecture " Davie Advising Freshmen. " Puggie " Flunking Juniors. J. Mason " Mayo " Practical ( ?) methods. John C. " Ego " Tooting his own little horn. " Old Maryland " Eugene A greater University. Thomas C. G. " M. R. C. S. " Sarcasm. " Pathological " Jose • Showing students things they cau " t see. " Jojo " Jos. J Repititions. " Laboratory " ' Harry Thinking up a new don ' t for lab-rules. " Colonel " Dorsey Collecting money for the L ' niversity. ' " Sherlock " Johnson Collecting money for Dorsey. " Uncle " Hiram Giving hard examinations. " G. W. " S. B. B Cultivating student acquaintances. " Orthopaedic " Tunstall Pulling legs. " Bouncing Bobbie " Lanier Raising spirits. " Tiffanitis " Shipley Warning " House " " students. " Rat " Wright Making a diagnosis. " Gynepod " Brent Asepsis. " Togo " Wilkinson Expressing his opinion. " Billidod " Scott Taking a night off. " Dottor " Hansen ? ? ? ? ? ? " Kissing-Bug " B. gley Ejecting " drunks " " from liosi)ital. " Benedict " Gassavvay Doing things up " Brown. " ' " Grouchy " Lennan Reporting students and nurses. ( " Doctor " Owings, M.D. ) Hasn " t any. Hala Cutting lectures. Kneisley Lying and lieing. Rooks Looking for a woman. LeFevre Telling his troubles. Mathews Fainting on operations. Mitchell, R. L " Bootlicking " " with the nurses. Harrison, G. B Attending to the affairs of others. Graham Midnight walks. Carnal " Blue-penciling " ' jokes on himself. Bare Imitating Carnal. Brabham Telling the truth. A FEW HOBBIES. Rii.KY Writin ' " crihs. " Gibson, M. K Mol(lin , ' hands. Rytina Kiilifjliti ' iiinp his classmates. TiiFi ' T I ' roti ' Ctiiiij his hi ' ard. Ikvvin Cuiiihiiij; his hair. S.MiTiiso.v .Making a whijiping finisli. C.M K()i.i " Eating " tohacco. Flkiscii man Making friends ( ?). McCaktv. 11. 1) Tennis. UkBi.ois I ' lrciithiiig in. Ckoon Breathing out. Adkins Women. NEW PUBLICATIONS We uliniit tJK- fnlldwing list (if new imlilicatiims. llu- authors being anioug our student body: ' i o. i — IJoriii.KD.w. ' . c -. Co. — " Tiu ' . liidil .Man — . s Seen by llinisrlf. " I ' .y Harry E. Jenkins. " I ' eeuiiar .Manifestations (if Booze on the .Wrvdus System. " By Oswald ( ). Kefer. assisted by H. C. Irwin and 1 .. S. Sherrard. " Side-lights nn the Life (if 1 biyle. " l ' , jnliaii W. Ashby. " Biographies of Well-Know u l.iars. " By !• ' .. B. Salley. also editor of last edition of " . nanias ' Short Stories. " 1,1. A BkoriiiiKS — " .Meta-1 ' hysics of Profanity. " B IT. C. Irwin. " Woman — . s 1 Have Seen IKr. " B I. !• " .. Rooks. " . . ew b ' lixir of l.ite; or. I low to hi- Everlastingly a Kid. " I ' . K. I,. Mitchell. I.II ' I ' INCOTT - Co. — " Single I ' .lessedness. " i ' . C. .M. Benner. " Self . ppreciation ersus Intrinsic Worth. " B .McC.uire Brothers. D. . i ' I ' I.i;ton Co. — " . in ' t It Funny What a I )irference Just a hew Hours Make? " . i ' oem In . ntonio Rylina. " A Talk to the Boys. " By H. L. Kneisley. " Win Is . ii ()nion? " I ' .v Sam. Luther Bare. CAL ENDAR 19 Q4- ' Q5 October 3 — -University of Maryland opens lor business. October 4 — Fresh. Lyon introduces himself to Dr. Chew. ( )ctober G — The Freshmen are initiated into College life. October 7 — Irwin begins to swear. ( )ctober 9 — Mathews makes himself superintendent of hospital. October 10 — Dr. Shipley reads one of Jimmy ' s histories and appoints Dr. Linnan to take charge of Mathews. October 19 — M. R. Gibson, arrested, and fined $G. ' i ' 0 for ignorance. October 20 — Disoway found in a demented condition grazing upon the campus. October 29 — Kafer writes I for insomnia. Sodii Bromidi, gr. . Morph. Sulph. gr. jV. M. ft. chart No. 1 Sig. Take at bedtime. November 1 — Seniors grinding for Obstetric Exam. November 3 — Dr. Criaghill : " Mr. Bare, what is dose of Gelsemium? " Bare: " Four or five oz. " November 5 — Sherard joins the Kerukes. November 12 — Carnal and Hala engage in a shirt-tearing contest. November 20 — Pharmacy men continue hazing. November 24 — College goes bankrupt after betting on I ' , of M. — Hopkins game. November 25 — No school. December 2 — 5th, Gth and 7th acts of Parsifal — Room No. 9, " House. " December 2 — Kerukes celebrate — Insomnia. December 10 — Irwin still cussing. December 11 — Ashby buys more hair-restorer. December 15 — Gibson falls in love for 121st time. December 23 — Great exodus. January 3 — 2 A. M., Jenkins makes his maiden speech on hospital steps. January 5 — Great influx. January 10 — Matthews finds conventional attire too warm and starts to wear a sleeveless coat. January 21 — Hopkins beats I ' , of M. at basketball. January 28 — Irwin still swearing. January ; ' iO — Seniors are complimented ( ? bv Prof. Gilchrist. January 31 — Sherrard, Fleishman and G. S. McCarty caught napping in Surgery. February 4 — Hala and Carnal Dramatic Company give a histrionic exhibition at Tommy ' s. February 11 — Relay team wins at Hopkins ' games. February 13 — Rytina starts another poker game. February 15 — Irwin has an apoplectic fit at 4 A. M. due to excitement of enunciating sulphurous words. 103 CALENDAR 1904-05. I ' ebniary 20 — Smitlison on a raid. February 22 — Maryland beats Hopkins at basketball February 25 — Casev asks Fatty Bare to jump through a diminutive ring. Bare declines to be a circus wonder. February 27 — Hare tells the same joke for the l. ' .iiih time. l ' hru;ir " . ' S — Rvtina re-istabli.shes his re|)Ulation as a sprinter. February 2!t — l- " tra! l%xtra !. lieatty studies for 55 minutes. .March 2 — Maryland wins basketball championship from Hopkins. .March I — Inauguration. F " or ])articulars sec G. B. Harrison. Gibson and Harrison wear inaugu- ration souvenirs — ( Bloody.) Marcli (! — Mathews jniUs Tefft ' s whiskers. March ? — ' ogel (07) wants to amend V. S. Constitution. He ' s going to put up Warfield and Rayiier in li)OH. March l i — Prof. Winslow : " Graham. " Some one in back : " . ' bsent : he ' s in the dissecting room. " I ' rnf. Winslow: ' What room is Hala in? " Mystery of the hospital — who broke Dr. Ship- ley ' s window, March 12 — Hammond enhances his re])Ulation as a medical man. March 15 — Gibson and Rooks make a dodge for good iookiui, ' girl — Gibson wins by a hand. .March IS — Carnal sin,t;s " Nearer, My God, to Thee. " at ' ■ ' • A. .M. reviyal. March lit — Tctift asks Matthews for an apologic. March 2(i — Tcft ' t succeeds in sticking Freshmen with Imok remnants. March 21 — Tetift and Matthews have a fight in th- hall of fame. TefTt km ked out in fourth round. .Vlarch 22 — Dorsey Johnson is still looking for M:l ee and Hala. .March 25 — Dental Seniors on " qui vive. " ' .March 20 — Irwin and Levin still hob-nobbing. April 1 — Carnal fools Gibson by impersonating a girl— Gibson becomes enamoured and asks her (CariKil I to name the clay. Disosway and Sherrard become more foolish. A|)ril in — .Mciiical Seniors go into retirement. May 1 — . n ipidemic of Dipsomania. May in — .More e|)idemics. May 15 — Solenm exercises — Graduation. May Hi — .More dipsomaniacs. Et Cetera. I ' Ul-.Sll.Ml-.X. . s the train rolled onward a h ' reshman .sat in tears. ThiTiking of the bumiis he ' ll get in all those future years; h ' or baby ' s face brings i)ictures of a cherished lio])e that ' s fled. But baby ' s cries can ' t take him back to his cherished trundle bed. IU4 105 DRINKING Tlie thirsty earth soaks in tlie rain And drinks, and gapes ff)r drink again. The plants suck in the earth, and are W ' itli constant drinking fresh and fair. The sea itself (wliicli one would think Should have Init little need of drink) Drinks twice ten thousand rivers up, So filled that they o ' erfiow the cup. The busy Sun (and one would guess By his drunken, hery face not less) Drinks up the Sea, and when he ' s done, The Moon and Stars drink up the Stui. They drink and revel all the night. They drink and dance hy their own light: Nothing in Nature ' s sober found, But an eternal Health goes mund! Fill uj) the howl. then, fill it high! Fill all the there! For why Should every creature drink hut I ? Why, -Man of Morals, tell nie why! Anachrko.n. A KERUKE ' S REVERIE 1 am (King the death of a soul that is damned : The light of m life is obscured. ( )h. leave me to sicken, to pale .-md to die ( )f a wound that will never lie cured. lofi A SUMMER ' S TALE DRAMATIS PERSONAE. Antonio Rytino A gambler Bustero Kaferi A clown Eros Jenkinso A lover Philario Gibso A fool Rosco Carnali A hero Cato Harrisona.A legitimate son of Sherradi Gulielmo Halaro An assistant hero Racoona Humo A wife of Sherradi Cleopatra Riddicka. . . .A beauteous damsel Cato Sherradi A husband of Racoona Casca Stonessa A " spotter " Luthero Bara A judge ACT I. Scene I — Hallway of Student ' s House. Ptiii.ario — Antoxio- Eros — Bl ' STKRO- Hence ! ye everlasting idlers ; get ye gone. Is this a holiday? What! know you not That the silvery moon shines bright ; I must hold hands — I must to my love. [Exit Philario]. Fools ye are that hold such hands, As is the wont of mad Philario. I would but say some other hands to hold, Which bring the shekels ; a game is brewing in the air. What ho ! fellows come up a flight and see, I ' ll deal the cards and e ' en open the pot. [Exeunt Onmes]. Scene n — Antonio ' s Room. I must not tarry long in this Canfield den, My love, sweet Cleopatra bid me come. I ' ll stay four deals and then on wings of love, I ' ll fly to her, lest Philario outstrip me there. By my troth, yes ; I count but time lost. To hear such a foolish thing. List to me. My eros-stricken Eros ; Philario was never known To win a maid; his hands are rough, his embrace Like a bear; so fear ye not for your damsel. [Exit Eros]. 107 Antonio — Rosco — dri.iKi.Mo Rosco- Forsontli I kimw not what to do. Shall 1 stay in, and chance a chip. ll ill heconies me to drop out. 1 would the game was over. Antonio. 1 love you well, and vou the rest: so herefore do vou hold us here so long? What is it that you would do to us, If it he aught for the general good Set honor in one eye and death i ' the other. I have a hetter pl.m di pass the nigh;. The moon shines hright : in such a niglit as this. When the sweet Eros did gentlj ' kiss his love And she ilid make no noise, in such a night The Kerukes melhinks outstei)ped the hounds .■ nd sighed their souls toward the egg-nog howl. In such a night as this . .NT(IN10 C SC. — . side tis no more hut foolish To stay indoors and lose our money to thee, . ntonio. Let us hetake ourselves to Flood ' s, and there Pass the whirling hours as they sli]) .along. luv troth. I would another hand st;iy And yet I ' ll humor your vices and keep ' ou c(jmpany. Come gather in the rest. ' e gods! They ' re off and suspect me not, I ' ll dog their footsteps and ere the sight of il.iy. If but a chance does otier itself To gaol they ' ll wend their way. [ExeuiU ( )mnes]. Scil.N ' i-: 111 — Ih ' UM- of C ' ato Slierrardi. I ' llii.ARin- ' .ell nni ;s] enter i ' hilario. llci! llii! my tine yiuing upstart Tritliee canst lii-m not infirm me W lutlicr (iur iH ' autiful mistress. Tile sweet (. " Ieo|)alra, is at home. io8 Servant — • Yea, my master of the " wheels. " Sit ye down in this pleasant seat And bide your time until milady Comes to make you welcome. Philario — My luck is in the ascendant. Surely must I, of all the lovers, Been born under a favorable star. ' Tis thus I will outwit the handsome Eros, And claim my just and needed reward At the hands of divine Cleopatra. [Bell rings again— Eros is ushered in]. Eros — [Not perceiving Philario]. It must be — tonight the burning question Will I propound ; surely the fates will not Desert me now ; dear Cleopatra ' s manner Has been strangely warm of late. [Perceives Philario]. Ha! As usual the face of a fool in seen in places Better thou should be the wont; what would ' st thou? Philario — Eros — I came to see the master of this house. My business is only with his private self. ' Tis well you spake so well, else my heart Would have been troubled with a jealous hate. The servant has informed me that many a time and oft, You asked for Cleopatra, and yet made love, A fervent, passionate love, to Cleopatra ' s maid. Out upon thee, Philario, yet stay, I did forget Your faculty for making love. You have earned Your reputation ; for Rumor, flying on the wings of gossip, Has branded you as one, who in one short stretch Of night, made love to five damsels. And with equal fervor in each instance. 109 I ' llILARlO- P)ISTi:ro — I ' lIII.AKIU — RrsTKiu) — It is not tlius; x)ii lie. ynu lie: I say llmii liest, I ' .ros. and I iKite tlice : Pronounce tliee a gross lout. A mindless slave t)r else a Iiovcriiij Temporizer, that canst with thine eyes, .At once see jood ruul evil. Inclining to them hotii. [Bustero is ushered in]. Pat. pat: and here ' s a marvellous convenient jjlace l " nr our mcctinq- — well met. gentle sires, well met. What sayst thou clown. There are tilings in tiiis comedy of lite ' I ' hat will never ])lease and never draw a laugh. Why e ' en in old Tarheel State I once saw Philario displeased and perforce he has Not hoth hands, hut only one, around a ladv ' s helt. I ' llll.AKIO Out upon thee. Clown, antl state thy husincss here. I ' rsTKRO — T seek hut I ' ato, and woukl in itc him . t the speci. ' d insitation of the Kerukes, To I ' lood ' s. [K.ntcr Cato]. .Most honored sire I have the hest of news, the Kerukes At P ' iood ' s do meet tonight. P y si)ecial invitation are you re(|uested Kor oft. anon did you with manner mild. ■ct spirit lofty celebrate with our genial comi)any. Cato — Mv life of late has boiled little good for my Knjoyment. 1 thank you and will gladly . ccompany you to Flood ' s — a good resort, Where princes oi the blood do consort. . nil many Eves are wont to regale their time. [Enter Racoon.i], Racoon A- Cato — Eros — Phii.ario- Racoona — Eros — Philario- Good even, gentlemen; methinks this meeting Is held as usual in planning to no good purpose. My lord Cato is ever deliberating how and when His house to forego; on some pleasure bent. To you, O! Cato, I address myself. Let it not be so! Herein you war against your reputation. And draw within the compass of suspect, The unviolated honor of your wife. Nay ; you should know fair mistress, mine. What I have suffered to bring myself to evil. For your good. My will is oft enough Sorted with your wish. Muse not that T suddenly proceed thus ; for what I will, I will and thus an end. Come let us go And take the foolish Philario along. , Yea, take young Philario with you. For indeed lie swore by his halidom That he came to see, not fair Cleopatra, But thyself. Oh Cato! Take him with you. I have no doubt you pride yourself; Your foresight is so good, but Fve changed My mind. Fll wait and bide my time. Until the fair young maid that you ' d call wife Doth appear. Since butting in is my forte, I will sustain it. I had most forgotten The reason that did bring me here — I must Perforce tell you all; that ' Cleo is quite ill. So go, young sires, follow in the footsteps of my lord, For Cato can lead you a strenuous pace. Foiled again, but next time will suffice; Art thou coming Philario, or wilt thou stay And enjoy the gloom of this empty chamber? Done to death by slanderous tongues, Was Philario that here lies. Deatli in guerdon of his wrongs (mvcs him fame in paradise. Yea. I ' ll fiime — let ' s all to Flood ' s. [Ivxeunt Omncs]. ACT II. Scfi.NK I — Flood ' s Resort. .Antonio — A slut niadiine — a slut maciiine for me. It was ever thus — ' tis my fate to win or lose. Though poker is my forte — some nickels I will chance. In this unlucky place and mayhaps win some. I IIIU. RIO — Go to, I see a soubrette fair — to her My pensive way will wend, and meet Better fortune than was mine tonight At Cato ' s homo. BrsTivRO ' ou must c cr tiuis. Can you not sit in this our company. Must you forego these bottles of i ' abst — go thou And may your evil star shine out more ijrightly. Rosco — The blood is being heated in my veins, I feel an Indian wrestler — and can down Tlie strnngi ' st of nu here — yea, even (lUliuhiR). I ' ll tear his shii ' l again and laugh aloud To see him rolling in llu ' ihist with lu l|)K ' sncss. (ifT.IKIMO Tr ' it and see— I ' ll chance -onr strength . nil it ' iin ])Ut nie dowit. I ' ll tre;U tlie crowd. [They wrestle — tlie others join in a general light- Casca with a squad aiie ts all.] ScENK II — The court room. Judge Bara presiding. . K. — ( )riler — order in tin- court rodui, or I ' ll convict You all without a hearing. What is the charge Against these wicked looking mischiefs? Casca — Bara- Rosco- Bara— Omnes- Bara — Your grave and reverend honor, I do propose To make their rej)iitation suffer. Know you, then, That on a beautiful night — yea, last night. This rabble did assemble at the Flood ' s, And proved so quarrelsome that in general strife They did engage to make a hideous wreck Of Flood ' s — of others than themselves. What is your plea ? Who is your spokesman ; 1 lo ! Are you all guilty of this serious charge Or are you not — I wait for your defense. Most honored Judge — mistake us not our motive; It is quite true we fought — but disorderly we were n( This Casca here, a most unhonorable man is he. He came upon us unawares and put us under arrest. We did resist until the minion of the law O ' er powered us — that is the tale, I swear. Who swears to this — if this be true ; Then Casca shall be fined and his position lose. We all swear, O! Judge. The prisoners are discharged — but heed ye this, Appear not brawlish — keep a peaceful mind. And Casca here I fine 500 pieces, and reduce Him to a cop — a common cop again. Scene II — House of Cato. Cleopatra — Philario — Good sirrah, Philario, my " beauty tho ' but mean Needs not your praise with all its painted flourish ; Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye, Not uttered by base sale of Chapman ' s tongue. Know you the man to whom my heart is given. To dear Eros whose pleading has not been in vain. And so it is — and so it ever must be I lose each maiden, my hard luck sticks to me ; Good bye, sweet maid — I go to drink oblivion. " 3 ScENK III — Stiulciits ' House — Eros ' Room. Eros — Yea, good fellows my invitation is given to you. ' t ' a. e ' en to I ' liilario, mv one-time rival. Tomorrow night — a uatermellon feast I give Ami all are invited. There amicable Rosco And peace-loving Gulielmtj can decide the strife With no guardians of the peace to say them nay. There Bustero can shake us with his laugh, And Antonio play solitaire to his heart ' s content. But more : a wedding takes place ne.xt week At the sign of the Cascade — come all of you. Cerevisia will flow freely. Give me your ears, ' e ' ] go to Tommy ' s now — the treats on me. Hail, hail the nohle Eros. [Exeunt oinnes.] " 4 SOME INTERESTING DEDICATIONS SUGGESTED TO THE BOARD OF EDITORS. We dedicate, most amatively, this nerve-racking book to the rosy cheeks of " Baby Bob " ' Mitchell and to the faded-blue eyes of " Old Goat " Bay in recognition of the benefits reaped by us in the management of our first Annual due to their untiring " boot-licking. " [Suggested by the Editors of the Nurses ' Annual. | [We also suggest that the efforts of " Butsky " Brabham be duly rewarded.] To OSW.ALD OTjM. R KaFER. The " Housemen " heartily dedicate this volume as a token of appreciation of his unselfish, 2 A. M., 2i)-horse-po ver, alcoholic laugh. [Suggested by Elmer A. Adkins.] To S. M. LuTiiKR Bare. In appreciation of the many d d foolish suggestions offered by him. [Suggested by R. C. Carnal.] Baltijiore, i Id., January 15, lttO.5. EiHToR-iN-CiiiEF OF 1905 Annual, Umw of Maryland, Balti.more. De. R Sjr: — The two letters I have written you remain unanswered, and ycsterda 1 called in person to see vou at your office ; but found the office closed with crepe on the door. Again i take my pen in hand, being urgently urged by J. Mason, to drop you a third letter, requesting you with all the requestiveness at hand to hastily dedicate your book to the two surgically immortal men — The Mayo Brothers. Don ' t let John Annanias Hemmeter influence your decision, because he is only jealous of our onward strides toward becoming thirty-third degree members of the .A.. A. A. E. You can plainly see that Timothy Apple Ashby was not very confident of the truth of his statements or he would have bet more than an apple. I admit that in a joking way J. Mason strained the truth a trifle; but, you know, Mason always was rather inclined to be jocular — and, to tell the truth, I am a little bit so myself. Hoping you won ' t disappoint J. Mason and that a fourth letter will not be necessary, I will close this hastily-written note. I remain, Yours a la Mayo, Randolph. " 5 FOUR EPOCHS. I. This well I know — that once that I did wear A Frcshv ' s coat, a painted face, and exposed hose, With pointed toes. IKld iirismuT 1) (Inusrhty Sojilis with care. A l)rave (?) compatriot hung shivering at my side; His friijlitencd lace was sad to look upon, " S ' et oft anon I felt a fear in my own body did ahide. That was in liHU-lOO?. II. So after 1 had reached and climbed over the wall Of first year tests, and w as a fnll-tledged Soph, The merits of M learned liead bethought me as the only All. I hazed the greeny Freshmen ; did it well. I made the team ; 1 cut the clinics out. 1 had a bout Or two. Alas ! tlie day ! on Miles I fell. That was in 1902-1903. Ii6 III. Now leaping to the third year, I start to go. What ' s this? The Alkalvidal Chnic? Oh! No Tefft, You are bereft. I ' d rather spend, to some good purpose, my dough. Some cHnics I did go to. I tried to conceal The fact I was no plugger : it was in vain. Yes, all in vain, For think ! I was flunked by Dr. Battledore Neal. That was in 1903-1904. IV. This well I ken— that now some study I must undergo; I am a Senior. I can distinguish sciatica from migrane. It ' s quite a bane. It ' s quite a hardship to remember all I ought to know. And here I stand ; a shiver runs down my spine. Will I pass? " Will they give mc a degree? ' Is it for me? Hurrah ! Come have a drink ; the diploma ' s mine. It is 190.J. — fF. IV. H., ' 03. 117 DEFINITIONS- 1905 Sk.vuiu — I ' roni Lat., .SV ;.s-. meaning " mind " or " sonse : " ' and from Old Kngf.. or meaning " more. " Therefore one who lias more sense ( ?). AsiiBY — From Kng., .Isli. meaning " the remainsof what is l)iirnt : " and from Old Eng., Bye, meaning " by and by " or hereafter. Therefore one who wilF burn in the hereafter. B. KE — From Eng., Rare, meaning " uncovered or discloseil. " . n example of a student who dis- closes a poor joke ' steen times. Brooks — From an Eng. abbreviation. Bro.. meaning " brother: " and from Old Eng.. Ohs. meaning " Ox of beast of burden. " The tlonkey is also a beast of burden, a sort of brother t ) the Ox. Therefore Brooks — a jackass. Caunal — From Eng., Car, meaning a vehicle or wagon, and from Russian, Hiial, meaning " to run after. " One who runs after a (water) wagon, but never catches it. Caukuli. — From Eng.. Car. meaning a vehicle or wagon: and from Eng., Roll, " to push along. " ( )ne who ])ushes a (water) wagon along. Casfiv — From Ivig.. C ' a.ic. meaning a " receptacle or a case: " and from Ic ' tter V, next to the last in aljjhabet. In applying for anything persons near the end of a list do not have nuich hope. Hence Casey — a hopeless case. 1 1 i. A- ! ' " nim Sanskrit. Ilavl. meaning " poet. " and l.iior. meaning jioor, bum. rotten, of no good. Therefore, " a bum, or rotten poet. " KnKisi-KV — From Or., ' I ' izi ' onal. meaning " to know: " and fmni ( )1(1 I ' .iig.. Ley. meaning " to lie. tell an untruth. " ( )ne who knows how to tell (fish) stories. Kai " i:i — I-rom (ir.. KiTi, meaning " underneath ; " and from dr., Erw. " to bring forth or ])ut. " ( )ne who is ]Mit underneath (a table). 1,k!m: i i-: — I ' rom .Xngln-Sax.. .c , meaning " left: ' and fmm Eng., E ' rr, meaning " always. " ( )ne who is always left. I ' aknis — I ' Vom I,at., Par. meaning " ecpial ur as good as : ' and frnm I. at.. I ' itlco. " to see. " There- fore i)ue will) sees things as well as anybody: i. r.. knows as much as anvbody (?). l i.;v ,.;i. — ( )iK ' who rcvcls, i. e.. indulges in Bacchanalian orgies. Ru)i)iCK — From Lat., Kidiculnm. meaning " a big joke. " 1 1,1 X — From TcTi ' (Cr. i " to flow. " and Old Eng., " lla. " a laugh. ( )ne whose laughs flow i. e., one always laughing. Rniina — I ' Vom ( )ld luig.. Ryt. meaning " right, infallible: " ami from dr., ' ;•(;, meaning " in order that. " In order to be infallible, consult Rytina. Sai.i.KV — . corrui)tion of Sall . a woman. Siii:i M i) — I ' " rom luig., " Sherry. " an alcoholic beverage: and from l,at., . ( . meaning " toward or to. " One who is addicted o alcoholic beverages. ' Pkitt — From Old meaning " tough. " ' . tough proposition. ' p-iSoN — hVoni Cir.. 7 ' i " i ' . m-.aning ' ' will pay back. " ( )ne who will pay back (his classmates for stealing his satchel at lectures). Ki:kiki:s — From V,v.. Kefds. a drinking horn: and from )ld l ' " .ng., Rukes (Rooks), " binls like crows. " Hence, Kernkes are birds flocking around a drinking horn [Egg-nog rushes]. it8 AND THEY SAY IT ' S TRUE He was a guileless college youth That mirrored modesty and truth, And sometimes at his musty room His sister called to chase the gloom. One afternoon when she was there Arranging things with kindly care, As often she had done before, There came a knock upon the door. Our student, sensitive to fears. Of thoughtless comrades " laughing jeers, Had only time to make deposit Of his dear sister in a closet : Then haste the door to o]3en wide. His guest unbidden, stept inside. He was a cherry-faced old man, And with apologies began For calling, and then let him know That more than fifty years ago, When he was in his youthful bloom, He ' d occupied that very room. So thought he ' d take the chance, he eaid, To see the changes time had made. " The same old window, same old view. Ha! Ha! The same old pictures, too! " And then he tapped them with his cane. And laughed his merry laugh again. " The same old sofa. I declare! Dear me ! It must be worse for wear. The same old shelves ! " And then he came And spied the closet door. The same — " Oh. mv! " A woman ' s dress peeped through. Quick as he could he closed it to. He shook his head. " Ah. ha ! The same Old game, -oung man. the same old game! " Would vou my reputation slur. ' ' " The youth gasped: " that ' s my sister, sir! " " Ah ! " said the old man, with a sigh ; The same old lie — the same old lie! " 119 JUNIOR RUB-A-DUB Every one is as God made him and nfteii times a great deal worse — Cervantes. CllII ' LEY — I ' laying " ashman " looking for Herald $1U0 bills is not the only game, " eh, boy. Howard — Cant WELL — Kf.eler — The widow ' s " mit ht " will fall on this 1)unch. ( )i.i K — And what did the " dove bring back. " you sly old fox? RuTLEUGE — Have yoii got a match? RovvE — Give me a cigarette. llii.i.. ( Jk. ) H. run. — Learns his anatomy by jiractical e.Kperience. I ' ER — Snap shot diagnostician. vSnuFFER — " He ' s such a nice man, " and so good to sick actresses. Cheyne and Daniels — " Where is my wandering b jy tonight. " " Back, back, back 1 j Baltimore. " BiRRows AND Rice — Moonlight artists charter members of " Owl Clnb. " Hart — (a la Indian ) with his ear to the gr )und. " Hist, " methinks I hear the footsteps of the Track Team. ChEyne (T. M.) — Children cry for — " liim. " Carlton — 1 was a bra ' e Chncffciirc. now a plain fnutnian. Campbell — " Now its this way, and her name was Maud. " White — i ' eacetullv dreams of when he will get enough to eat ( ? ) and no worries of quinine as a sedative. Capt. Brent — 1 am an ardent admirer of yours and I will write a poem of you. — " Poeta Pants. " Stewart — Tliat far away look, is he an astronomer? No, just a plain mental study. Lynch — -Auditory Meatus is not the only cavity doctor. Duncan — Chases the broad arrow. Newspaper ads. " got you. " Dees — Watch those Vaso Dilators work in a quiz. Hayes — Don ' t " muss " Bobbie ' s hair he needs " ; ' . " liERSCIINER — Its not prudent to love more tlian one at a time (and confess il). Buck — " Say Bobbie, " were you ever in " inchester? Crawford — Well, I guess, yes. Do you know " Maud? " Well, she ' s the " limit. " Harrol — Dainty ' ittle sing. MV GlvXTl.l " . XLKSlv I, ate ill tlic ciulless, sleepless nit;lit. When glixini euijulfed hcis])it;il hall. Who hath iieard the nii ht hell Sdund. And heeded scum iiiv anxinus eall ? Mv i entle nurse. When in delirium ' s fitt ' td dreams. The fever rackcil my throhhiui I)rain, Who hath soothed the fever ' s rage. And brought sleep to mine eyes again? Mv gentle nurse. When fretful convalescence came. The leaden-winged hom s dragged l)y, Who h;ith found a means to cheer. . nd turn to smile each weary sigh? My gentle nurse. . t length when health and strength return. .And l)ack into the wcjrld 1 go. Who hath bid me kind God-speed, lier gracious duty finished so? My gentle nurse. .• s long as nieniorv kee])s her throne. . s long as gratitude shall live, W ho sh.nll hold ri i)lace alone. The lendcicst that my heart can give? .Mv irentle nurse. TROTH GOOD MARNIN DENNY, Oi see yer Ijusy wid a paper, so oi ' l jest bid ye the time a (lav. " The top of the day till ye. Larry, " ye ' ll not do nothin of th; koind ; ye ' ll sit diion and listen till I rade ye the lether me hny Danny sent me from the big scool he goin ta in Baltymoore, tis the deel a larnin and fussin tlie lads been thro; its a dockter he ' s a goin to be. " Ye tell me so. " " I heard ye say he was a warkin at somethin, " guess its a good tr de as any now a days, but they don ' t all work at it. What lams it, bad cess tie them — theres a lot of them goes into the insurance business and sesighities. " Egoy yer roit Larry, " thars a hape of them phat turns to rale Inisiness men, but about the sesighities, me boy Danny is doin somethin wid wan oh them er thar been doin it tiee him, its some sacret order caled tlie " Elevation of Friends. " He says its only them phat has blue blood can get in. He knows a lad he writes has " Methylene Blue " in his veins, and he one of the laders. Beded Denny yer boy ' Il climb tiee the top if yer monnie hangs out. Now yer shoutin Larrv. tis the monnie end i.m it phat plays Hell wid a man jinin chibs and struttin around plavin jude whoil the ould folks are scratchin hnles in their head trion to make end mate. Phat ' s that sosighitie he ' s talkin about? He calls it a froturnety, when ye jain they take )-er cloths all off and everything from ye, and before yer thro yer confidance and hope in man is gnan with them. Thev made him ate a coople of mostard plassthers, a few spanges and wan fellow tried to shove a hair brush down his throate, but their wasent any foom fer it, then he fel thro a hole in the finer, when he wcjke they grabed him by the fist and said yer a " Royal True Knight. " He says a fraternity makes a lastin impreshion on wan. He was at a banquet and saw a lad from Virginia puttin lumps of chase in his coffee, another was cov- erin his olives wid sugar, he says the singin was mellow, and the spaches tore the air inta ribbons, so ach wan got a pace for a sooveneer. He writes home that there was an explosion in wan of his wark shops; a fella was bilin alkehal to get the water out, when he paked in w id a lamp, and the hull thing blowed up. Was he hurt Danny, sure he dident say, but its not the gettin hurt, its the loss of toime and material. Thev rave abnut they have o ' ery api)liance to patch a fella up if he gets hurt, but when material is destroyed it costs money to replace it. He said he neuer saw so many men of the same moind before, they all wanted to get down to the ground finer to bring up help. Wrii fella took the windy route. There was a !)ra -e lad jjy the name of Stewart who ran before the bunch — to save them. He tells me there goin to ha ' e the colger bovs An- napolis wid them be gad: if that the case the Coronel will are them doin pack drill if they miss lecktures, and the Secretary will have a fierce job kapin the wemen af the " Parade " ground on the courner. Larry there ' s part of this lether 1 can ' t rade you. He writes ten pages to ask me wan thing and if I don ' t send it to him at onced, I ' ll have to rade ten more in a couple of dais ; so good day, be sure and come again soon, eh. 123 JSOns gB osedijdf ii-t d. trtiknuK »fc.COiIeUoVi " Tk.nSwJi) iMdelit lat kc Son rc int And So MTJCt FRtJMMtN NO FU£Z if ' ,!;? rtynl AM jmd ik, stadcUt Wlitn ufonthtlmnctin Tk nUlS Sammonul H .?rtSl mkT noyt lul wlicK he tViouOTt HC Smolu SJ PlP ■ Cfort tin court, . fcctaStojcct ._ t) «Ji«ff«r rtr Ind tnucK f WejJ h ' s iVfi ' iiis . ' i .s " ' " {?.c " iidv4 ' ' Vi sN;. ' i.s - " A»N«cKii «w}i«in4Ket ' CreitHe4vem m« He«fie» l JtiT»ort JUff T P i » rt»H » K f- tut t).c Cadi ttitCnti Tlitt 4. ((fh Tnora M« him »i%en A rortKit fffcjise he huirii »ut )«v«kii v«ino Tor filing) fovt 4 - » • • ' - ' - " ' ' - — Attlitni4)ror ' icom7n fld wNttilit etc »«i AUt ' htfindt?i .t AnjMhcnUi Atit few w«cKt4M tlld Ituilct Ml dt.f 124 THE IDEAL PHYSICIAN WHEN CASTING about for a suitable subject on whicli to write I was much perplexed but finally bethought me that perhaps I could not do a better service than to sketch in very brief outlines the characteristics of an ideal physician. Let me write you, therefore, as aspirants for the realizations of this ideal. Few of us, perhaps, at the close of our lives will be able to say that we have realized our ideal, unless we have a high ideal, the trajectory of our life will never have risen to any noble height. " Hitch your wagon to a star, " says Ralph Waldo Emerson, " even though vou fall, you will more nearly reach the firmament than if you had never made the attempt. " The physician may be regarded from three points of view : First, his personal life ; second, his professional life, and third, his public life. Personal Life. The ultimate basis of esteem is personal character. Wealth for a time mav lend its glamor; intellectual attainment for a time may dazzle the judgment; power for a time may achieve apparent success ; but when the testing time comes, as come it must to every man, when some great temptation to do wrong confronts him, wealth and intellectual power are as if they were not. Character is the one thing that tells in this life-and-death struggle. Having that you will win the fight and be crowned with the laurel of victory ; wanting that you will succumb defeated and dishonored. The struggle may be a public temptation, known of all men, and if you fall, your fall will be like that of Lucifer, or may be hidden in your own breast — known only to God and yourself — but if you will win, the victory is just as great as measured by the eyes of Omnipotence, for a character has been saved and strengthened, a true man has attained his growth. It is due, I am glad to say, to this prevalence of high character that our profession has won such a lofty place in the esteem of the public at large. Its purity is almost never im- peached. Remember, that every time you are alone with a female patient in your consulting room with every eye barred out, she gives her honor into your hands and in turn you place your reputation unreservedly in hers. A whisper will destroy either of 3 ' ou. In my opinion it is the highest tribute that can be paid to the character of the profession and equally to the credit of our patients that this mutual confidence is so seldom abused, and the tongue of scandal is so seldom busied with noxious tales. When you remember that there are over 100,000 physicians in this country with daily pos- sibilities of wrong doing, is it not marvelous that this sacred trust is so jealously conserved. Greatness of character finds its best expression in kindness. To no one are so many oppor- tunities for this fine trait given as to the physician. In the hay-day of health and happiness he is not needed, but when sickness and weariness and woe come, when the bread-winner may be taken, or the loved mother ' s gentle life may be in peril, or a sweet, little child, in whom is centered all the tenderness of unbounded love, is lying ill, and death seems to dog the doctor ' s footsteps ; then the trusted physician, wise of head and kind of heart, is, indeed, a welcome visi- tor. Then can his sympathetic voice bring hope, then can the thousand and one acts of thought- ful kindness bind to him for life the anxious hearts looking to him as the messenger of life. Often a kind word is better than medicine. 135 Manners make the man. The ])orc has no place among us. Tlic physician should never be the fo]) but alwavs the .ejentleman. Never unclean of clothes or speech, but always neatly dressed and so careful of his words that he need not ask, as did one of (k-ncral Grant ' s aides. " There are no ladies present, are there? " " Xu! " was Grant ' s stinging reply, " but there are several gentlemen. " Soiled linen and unclean niils arc as nuich condemned by Antisepsis as they are by decency. The flavor of stale tobacvo sm.)ke about his beard and clothes will never char- acterize the itleal physician, nor will the indulgence in alcohol ever cloud his judgment or dis- gust his patients. Make it a point never to let your intellectual life atrophy through non-use. Be familiar with the classics. luiglish literature in prose and verse: read the lives of the great men of the past, and keep pace with modern thought in bjoks of travel, history, fiction and science. A varied intellectual life will give zest to your medical studies and enable you to enter, not un- e(|iiii)ped, inti) such social intercourse as will be; et you friends and will relieve the monotony of a ])urely medical diet. Let nuisic and art shed radiance upon your too often weary life and find in the sweet cadence of sound or the rich emotions of form and color a refinement which adds ])olish to the scientific man. I suspect that the next characteristic of llic Ideal Pliysician will meet with a ready assent. Marry as soon as you can support a wife. Hut choose wisely and not too hastily. .A bachelor doctor is an anomaly. He cannot fully comprehend the hopes and fears and desires of parents. He knows not the lions in the path of childhood. Imagine, if you can, some sweet lassie confiding to him the symptoms of a liearl disease that digitalis cannot cure. The ideal ])hysician is a good husband and a good father, and .so will he enter into the lives and hearts of parents and children; not as a stranger, but as one who can jiartake of all the ' tr emotions, because he has felt the same joys, partaken of the same sorrows, loved as they have loved, and it mav be, dnink to the dregs the same cup of loss. But the ideal doctor lives also a sjiiritual life. You gentlemen will have to ileal with the entrance and the exit of life. You must often ask yourself what and whence is this new ego that is born into the world: whither goes the ])nit wlun it (piits this tabernacle of flesh, which it left to moulder and decay. The tremendous problems of life and death are daily put before you for solution: you cannot avoid them if you would: they are forced ujion you by your daily occupation. As man to man, may I not ask you to give them that consideration which befits the high- est problem that can be ])resented to any human being. That this life, with its hopes and its joys, its diseases and its disasters, its all. is denied alike by connnon .sense, by rea.son, and by reve- lation. He is the best ])hysician who lakes account of the life hereafter as well as the life that now is. and who not oidy heals the Ixxly but hel]is the soul. Let your lives, therefore, be thor- oughly religions, religious in your i nmost soul, though often you may be denied its customary outward observances. Then shall character, which was ni first postulate for our ideal physi- cian, find exi)ression in an ideal altruistic life. Professional Lift ' . The ideal physician is a member of a learned guild. He should be above petty jealousies and tricks of trade. True, he lives by his profession, but he who practices for gain is only a hireling anil not a true shei)herd of the sheep. If yon would attain, therefore, to 126 this professional ideal, you must be a constant student, keeping abreast of their scientific progress of which, in your community, you must be the chief exponent ; you must not be satisfied with the knowledge which you now possess, but you must read, especially the medical journals, or yon will be left behind in this da)- of rapid progress. You must kniow not only your own language, but must be familiar, at least by a reading knowledge, with French and German, and if possible, with other tongues. He who knows two languages is twice the man he was when he knew only one. You must not only be skillful, but careful.! have observed a few mistakes made by profes- sional men, and in reviewing them I can see that for every one made by lack of knowledge and skill, two at least have been committed by haste or want of care. With all our varied instruments of precision, useful as the} ' are, noLhing can replace the watchful e e. the alert ear, the tactful finger and the logical mind, which correlates the facts obtained through all these avenues of information and so reaches an exact diagnosis, institutes a correct treatment and is rewarded by a happy result. Be careful in your relations to your patients to deal with them conscientiously. In no other calling is the amount of service to be paid for committed absolutely to the judgment and con- science of the person who is to be paid for his services, whether you shall make few or many visits is left to your discretion and honest judgment. Sordid motives may occasionally lead to the giving of unnecessary attention. But again it is a glory of the medical guild that very few physicians betray this trust, and those who do quickly lose their professional standing. Watch yourselves jealously in this and never let the greed of gain dull the fine edge of professional honesty. You will be the father confessor to many a penitent. Family skeletons will be unveiled to you alone. The conscientious duty of professional secrecy is given, I am proud to sav, into not unworthy hands. True, physicians are sometimes too lax in the repetition of petty gossip, but the profession as a whole is worthy of the confidences so freely given. Be careful, even to reticence, of any betrayal of this trust. Better suffer misconception and unmerited blame vour- selves than betray your patients. Be brave men. Your fathers were brave men. When pestilence stalks in the streets and contageon lurks in every chamber of illness, where have the doctors been found? Fleeing from danger with the frightened multitude? Never! If you wish to find them you must seek in the crowded tenements, in the hospitals and everywhere where the danger of disease lies. There you will find them cheerfully tending the sick, facing disease in the midst of its victims and seeking, even in the bodies of the dead, the knowledge that will make them master of the plague. War has given us many fine examples of personal bravery, but pestilence has bred its many quiet heroes who have gone about their daily duty, simply, fearlessly, devotedly. No granite shaft, no enduring brass may mark their last resting place, but the Recording Angel has dropped a tear, blotting out their faults, and has written their names high in the roll of fame. In your professional relations never forget to be charitable. The best patients you will ever have will be the grateful poor, and vour hearts will often find a sincere and grateful glance better ])aymcnt than any gold. In vour relations with other physicians you will find many opportunities for that same brotherly kindness which is so beautiful a characteristic of our guild. .Always 127 extend to other physicians and their immediate family the courtesy of faithful attendance with- out pecuniary riturn. Avoid the potty jealousies which, I am sorry to say, not seldom estrange physicians from each other. Always liclieve the best motive unless vdu know the worst is present. Never say an unkind word of a brother doctor when you can utter a kindly one. Try to be just even to those who are unjust to you. Public Life. In most communities, especially in minor towns and villages, the doctor is one of a small circle of educated men. His scientific studies make him familiar with many public problems, especially those concerning sanitation, the water supply, the prevention of epidemics, the preservation of public health, the problems of school life, the fostering of a proper athletic indulgence, the management of prisons, the care of the feeble minded, the insane and the poor. On all of these questions you must make your voice heard in the community in which you live, or else you will give them over to others less qualified than yourself, and only mischief can follow. No one, perhaps, is more of a lender than the physician in the various philanthropic enter- prises of the (lav. These arc closely allied in many respects to the topics just mentioned, and you w ill be on boards of directors and managers, and trustees, where you must bring your influence to bear for a wise outlay of eharitable gifts and civic appropriations and for harmonizing the antagonistic elements which too aiu-u ])roduce discord and confusion. If you combine the quali- ties which I have sketched for the ideal doctor, you will find that men will easily recognize you as wise leaders whom tlr.-y will be glad to follow. Mv best wishes for you is that you may realize in your own lives these characteristics of the ideal physician. It will matter little then whether your life be long or short, for the proper meas- ure is not how long but Iwiu it has been lived, and if you attain to old age. when the hairs whiten and the crows ' feet begin to show, when your natural forces are abated, you will then not be alone in the world, but have honor, love, obedience, troops of friends, and one Friend above all others, the Great Physician ; and when you pass from this life into the next, then shall you be greeted, not only by this one great Friend, but by many from whose i)athway you have [)lucked the thorns and briars of this earthly life; many whom, through the devious jiaths of con- valescence, you have led back to perfect health, to home, husband, father, mother, and children; and even if you have not been able to stay the hand of the grim reaper, those, too, will greet you whose last hours you have soothed amid the pangs of death. 1 28 GRINDS " Write me a grind, " the cilitdr said. As he sat in his office chair. " Write mc a grind, " again he said. To the editor in his lair. " Write it aliont some Freshmen, Junior or Senior, Sir, You know them by the score — But without taunt or personal fiing. For ril have no one feel sore. " Then each one with his might began To fulfill this mandate new ; But soon, having tired, they each replied " ' Tis a thing I cannot do. " So, kind reader, if within this list. Your name, jjcrchance, you find, " Tis the fault, not of the editor ' s staff. But merely of the Grind. 129 CHEWERS OF THE " WEED " .MoTi ' o — In hoc sii iio z ' iiu-ciincs. i J.: ■ Cliow I Spit! C ' 1k- v ! Spit! r.allk-axi - sl)u I C.nivfly! Spl;u-li! Plack of MKiiTiNi " . — Any ulil place. Timic oi " Mi:i;TiNG — Most oi llie time. Dki ' .rkk — ICxtraordinary ami I ' leni])(ilciitiary. Mark Ciiiiiiil Sl ' iltcr-in-Chicf I ' .i. rK i;i.i Icciimlc Squirlcr RiCVKL Great I ' lu; Masticator 1 jam m(i.M) Xcvcr-Ilil S fitter TvsoN ' .C ' " " .C Collector I ' arki-r Cuspidor Hustler Ja.misdn U ' ways-llit Spitler S. i niisu.v Squirtcr-at-Largc Dkc.kKK — ( )i(liiiary. Dkcrkk — Extraordinary. t " AKKiii.i.. Minor. MiCiiiRK. Ei.di-:ri)ice. 1 )i; ARKY. Goi.IHiACU. COPKLAND. CaRNAI,. Mktzf.l. Siikrard. Kx-Spitter-iii-Cliicf. — Expelled from office — paralyses of iiiasseters. 130 A TOAST I. Here ' s to the stately medicos, The Class of Naughty-Five ; Here ' s to the future patients Their crafts will keep alive. Here ' s to the tiny printed We find upon each sheet ; Here ' s that it will ne ' er be used Save in disease ' s defeat. n. Here ' s to the sorry solemn air Each pinched and long-drawn face That each staid medico must wear In carrying the M.D. ' s grace. Here ' s to the dreamer, who each day Of patients has a score. They fill the house from base to top, And crowd around the door. Alas ! ' tis but an idle dream, And soon he must awake ; When rent day comes with rapid strides Then he ' ll new lodgings take. Here ' s to the grim practitioner, Who sees a double woe, If one should have an angry corn He ' ll sure cut off your toe. III. A tiny scratch is apt to bring You lockjaw, fever, chills ; He ' ll drown ynur hopes in bitter stuff And fill you full of pills. He ' s harmless, and means well, no doubt ; You give for charity ' s sake. He ' s not of that mean temperanv.nt, A druggist ' s bread to take. And thus we go through all the list. ]y. Then tremblingly await The hour when one of Maryland ' s sons Will your poor pulses take. And with a hammer pound the chest. Then listen for your heart ; Auvl thump and pound you till you think He knows the blacksmith ' s art. But someone must be generous. So here ' s to that great soul Who like a holocaust is led To a " nied ' s " ambitious goal. Then here ' s to each and every " Med " ( )f the Class of VM)r, ; May you the fair untarnished name (.)f " Maryland " keep alive. May Truth and Hope you all attend And guard you every day : And now to all the Maryland boys, God speed you on your way ! 131 Ti 1 ' I ' lIEl-:, ( )! Alma Malcr mine, 1 ever look with proud-lit eyes; liii (lares to say tliat your fame dies. When tin lu hast lived such years as thine. The teaching which ani])ly thou hast dealt With almost gratuitous hand for mankind ' s good • To conihat hoarv Death in grim shroudy hood, For that alone toward yun luaits must melt. The love that loyal sons of thine Bore toward you in years long ago, I ' Vom each their station, high or low ; That lii e toward you sli.all ere he mine, llul not for this alone art thou so great: To me at least there is another thing, . thiiught that ntakvs me quite too .sad to sing In jo ful strains: though jollity ' s been my fate. I loved to roam with great and hounding steps . liing ynur ihnroughfare, to meet a kindred mate; It always caused indescrihahle force to operate Upon my inward self: those were my precepts, I loved to listen to the eloi|uence Of Chew and .Mitchell and others too; their ' as far more ])oleiit than an singer ' s ])oesy ; Their inlhuiice over nu ' wa immense. 1 lo ed to dream of the well-e |ui])ped gymn. That our reverend Regents would generously give. The dream ne ' er canu- true: it fell like water through a sieve — - the thought was, as to angels is a hymn, r.ut now that all the e d.iys are ])ast There comes a solemn melancholic sadness, 1 can ne ' er again with daily steadfastness Cut mv lectures and croiii toward the last. W. W. il.. ' 0.-.. J VACATION. Do not worry o ' er your failures, Hut dismiss them from yoiu- mind; And leave troubles ' scorching city Distanced miles behind. And as you wield your paddle When down life ' s stream you wind May the music of Dame Nature Be of the Summer kind. If the rustle of good fortune Comes, like the flutter of a wing Of a bird that ' s right above you. And just about to sing — Mav you listen to ambition — Count the joys that it can bring — And never feel the bitterness Of regret, — nor of its sting. — W. G. H. 133 134 FR ATERN ITl ES Phi Kappa Sigma Alpha-Zeta Chapter Kappa Sigma Alpha-Alpha Chapter Phi Sigma Kappa Eta Cliapt-.r Kappa Psi Delta Chapter Xu Sigma Nu Beta-Alpha Chapter Chi Zeta Chi. . .Louis AlcLane Tiffany Chapter Xi Psi Pin Eta Chapter Psi UjMEGa Phi Chapter Theta Nu Epsii.on Sigma-Tau Chapter « 135 ' . ' • ACTIVE MEMBERS. KAPPA I ' Sr. TiKi.MAS W. Ai.KXANUEK Georgia James S Beatv South Carolina Fi i:i) A. IjLACKwell Georgia Jamics a. Black Maryland Edward L. Bowlus Maryland William D. Camlhell Maryland RoscoE C. Caunai New York JosEi ' H J. Carkoli Massachusetts Ir i ' 0. D. Chaxev Maryland Aktiiur B. Clarke Canada ' iLj,L M Coleman Connecticut A. B. Collins Florida Clay C. Chidestrr West irginia Samuel B. Dovvnes Maryland Harry K. Dulaxicy Maryland IMatthew C. Freilinger Missouri Ernest L. Griffith Virginia Bernard O. Thomas. Wn.LiAM W. Hala New York JuLL N P. Harreli Georgia Raymond V. Harris Georgia John F. Hawkins Maryland KoiiiNETTE B. Hayes North Carolina H. Philip Hill. Jr New York Newton W. Hersiiner Maryland James H. Hope Maryland Edgar P.. Le Fevre West Virginia Arthur D. Little Georgia William C. Moody Virginia Ross S. McElwee North Carolina Wm. W. Riha New York Ernest H. Rowe Maryland Curran H. Sloan South Carolina Horace B. TiTlow Maryland James A. Stone North Carolina Maryland 11 PASSIVE MEMBERS. V,i I ' . Asi ' KK Pennsylvania A. 1.. i; AKKD ' .v l -nnsylvania M. 1!. I ' -Ki.i ir , ' inia W . C IIk.nnktt Marylanil. Hekkv L. BovrcR L ' . S. Cal . JusiAii S. BowKN, G. A Maryland Wm. a. CARKiNcro.N South Carolina Ja.viKS E. Catii:.!.! W ' c-st iri inia -Mailaine Cawooi) Maryland ' - i. 1 " . Ci.AKKK West irginia IX IJ. Col■ " l■■l•: Massachusetts Li-; i. 1). Col i,ii;n Maryland Tavluk 1 ' .. l) i(i! ' District of Colunihia Bknj. H. Doi SK Maryland Wii.i.iAM Emkich Maryhmd Lesti: ' J. Ei ' iKi) irg;inia EnCAK A. Im.ketwooI) (u ' oryia r i:n. Ai i S. I ' i i:ncii Ww I lani| liirc l " .ii . j. Im«isiii:u New York T. Uai.k Ciii.HKUT West X ' irijinia ( )aki.EV S. (iKllilii.E ' (.sl ir ;inia Cii AUi.ES 1). ( ' .KiAEK Pennsylvania XoKMAN M. lli;r.r,n-. t ' anada ()]■.( . . I liM ii;ii:i Maryland Wadi: k. ll ll■llKK Xirjjinia Aktim i K. lirN ' rEK South Carolina Koi.i.iN li;i ' i ' i;i soN. (icorg ' ia C VIA IN ' P. ' ( UNG. . I ' ll nil ' 1). I, NSDAI,E Maryland I ' l; wci: A. LawTon South Carolina A. I ' . Lennen Maryland Ck i;i;ii . l.ii i: North Carolina r.i:i)i-oKU E. Lo E North Carolina ( " i. Cakroli. Eocuard Maryland j. Ai.MKRT Nice Maryland T. J. ( )i)oNNEi-i.E Maryland C ' uAs. A. ( ) i;r. ia. " Maryland X. .Moui:i. M ( ) vENSUv Texas M AKSiiAi.i. I,. Trice Maryland SamiI ' I. I ' n.i ' .sTox Elorida 1 1 ivi I ' lRii oM Maryland 1. I ' " .. Raw i.iNC.s N ' irjjinia J. I )a vs in i ' iiCEDER Maryland iluisioE Rii.i ' V West N ' irjjinia Samii;i.s Delaware . W. Saw N i:r North Carolina A. I ' . Sm itii South Carolina I i . I !. Smith Bernuida C iAi. ( ' i. h ' ooi) South Carolina 1) m;i. a. Wat kins Maryland I ' " . W ATKINS " iCEi Maryland Causon a. West X ' irginia K. I ' .ii.i ' Ni- WiNDi.Ev North Carolina AiA i;ii 1 1. W iiiTE Texas R. 1 1. iii.i ' E Connecticut Elorida " 38 2 •A H D Z : s o z 139 CHAPTERS. Alpha Mar halli ii. 1 K ' l. Im ' Silun . Maryland .Medical Collcg .-, Baltimore liKTA.L ' niversilv Col. of Med., Ricliiiumd. a. i;ta. . . ( ' eor. , ' -et() vii L ' liiversity. Wa.sli., D. C. Gamma Cnhiinl)ia I iiiversily, N. V. City Kta. . . i ' liila. Colk-.tje I ' harmacy. l ' liila(leli)hia Dii iA L ' liiversily iit " .Maryland. IJaltiniore Tiikta .Medical College of ' a.. Kicliniond Iota Univcr.sity of . labaina. Mobile. XL SIGMA NU l-RATl-:k. lTV. (MEDICAL.) I " )U.Ni)Ki): l ' . i Ki sn ' v oi- .M K ' li ic.. . iss-. ' . UETA Al.l ' ll A C1IART1-:R. Ciiaimi-ukd: L ' .M 1:KS1TV oi- .M AHVI.AM) 1!MI|. ERATRES l. I ' ACLLTATE. I ' Ror. Samii-i. C. Ciii; v. . ssociATr. Pkoi-. L. .M. . I ' uoi-. joii.v C. IIkm.mktkk. Prof. J. Mason Hiwulky. I ' UOI-. D. .M. R. CUI.HKKTII. .- SS0C1ATK I ' koK. IIaKKV . |)I.KR. I ' Koi-. John S. Fulto.n ' . Dk. T. Harris Ca.nno.n. I ' koi-. St. Clair Spki ' ill. FR.- TRES IX L " X1 ERSITATE. R. E. Mitchell. Maryland. W . I- W aktuk.n. Georgia. . J. RuiJiCK, North Carolina. li)0{; W . i;. r.ouniiN. . orlh Can lina. W . ' . Oi-UK. -Xo rtli Carolina. R. L. Caulto.v. North Carolina. C. W. Roberts, (k-orgia. T. .M. Cha.nkv, .Maryland. A. H. TrTTi.E. Sonth Dakota. W . L. Hart, Sonth Carolina. I ' .. W • White, .Maryland. C. 1.. |i: NNINCS, Sonth Cariilina. 1!)IC M. J. J ' .Kowx, Maryland. .1- H- Pii-.r,oTT. irginia. I. S. Fox, South Canilina. h " . i ' -- S.mith. Jr , Marylan.l. R. I ). Mi( ' rTciiiN. South Carolina. 10 OH 1.. A. Riser, South Carolina. FR. ' VTRES IX I RBE. (Johns Hopkins University.) Dn, i. |. . bel. Dr. C. FE Bl-ntinc. 1)k. . . G. Pohi.m n. COUNCIL OFFICERS. Professor Frederick G. Novy . ' . University of Michigan. Professor Charles A. Wheaton University of Minnesota. Professor Harry L. Elsner University of Syracuse. Professor Emilius C. Dudley Northwestern University. Professor Hunter Robb Western Reserve University. Professor Herman Tuholske. Washington University. Professor Edward K. Dunham ew York University and Belkven. Professor James G. Hyni)m. x University of Cincinnati. Doctor Thaddeus Walker i etroit, Michigan. Doctor Will Walter Chicago, IlHnois. ROLL (JE CHAPTERS. Alpha University of Michigan, . nn .Vrbor, Michigan. Beta Detroit College of Medicine, Detroit, Michigan. Delta Western University of Pennsylvania, Pittsburg, Pa. ErsiLO.N University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Zeta Northwestern LTniversity, Chicago, Illinois. Et. (. ' niversity of Illinois, Chicago, Illinois. Theta L ' niversity of Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Ohio. Iota Columbia University, New York, N. Y. Kappa Rush (affiliated with Chicago University) Chicago, Illinois. Lambda l ' niversity of Pennsylvania. Philadcli)hia, Pennsylvania. Mu University of Syracuse, Syracuse, New York. Nu L ' niversity of Southern California. Los Angeles, California. Xi University of New York and Liellevue, New York, N. Y. Omicron L ' nion L ' niversity, Albany, New York. Alpha Kappa Pih (Pi)... Washington LTniversity, St. Louis, Missouri. Riio Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Sigma Western Reserve University, Cleveland, (.)liio. Tau Cornell L ' niversity, Ithica and New York, N. Y. LTpsiLON Cooper Medical College, -San Francisco, California. Phi L ' niversity of California. San Francisco. California. Cm L ' niversity of Toronto, Toronto, Canada. Pi Mu (Psi ) L ' niversity of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia. Beta Alpha L ' niversity of Maryland, Baltimore, Maryland. ROLL OF CLUBS. The Berlin Clup. Berlin, Germany The New York Club New York Citv The ' ienna Cluii Vienna, Austria 141 z H ■J 142 PHI SIGAIA KAPPA. ETA CHAPTER— IX Dl ' CTED ISOC. PRATRES IN URBE. J. S. MURKAY. J. J. AldKlTZ. J. W. HnLLAXIi. Nathan Winslow. F. O. Millku. A. M. Shii ' lia ' . E. J. Gr[i fin. G. H H. Emory. J. II. (J. Saiith. Guy Smith, H. W. Bricnt. W.D.Scott. , . L. Mauink. W. W. Galiskkath. FRATRES IN L ' NIXERSITATE. 19(1. " ) J. W. .AsHBY. G. I). Harrison J. H. vS. irrii, ]k S. L. P ARK. H. E. Jhnkins. F. W. Cr.smkr. I,. J. G(ii.i)n. CH. J. G. AIatthkws. E. I!. Povvici.i.. lOOd R. C. Hume. T- -M. Matthews. F. R. Winslow. 190 J. H. P ATEs. F. S. L ' NN. G. J. A1orc.. n. R. C. Franklin. W. C. Lyon. H. Y. Righton. 19 OS Wh.ll m Dkw. Stanf-Hy W. ' ilson. AFFILIATES. J. L. P«i.iccKKR, Sigma. T. W. Hall, Sigma. I. .Mi;s Ci.. kK, Sigma. G. E. Ricr.iN, Sigma. 143 CIIAI ' TKR ROLL. Ai.niA Massachusetts Agricultural College. Beta I ' iiion University. G. MM. Cdruell University. DelT.v West Virginia University. Epsii.o.x Vale University. Zi;t. College of City of New York. Ivr. L ' liiversity of Maryland. ' I ' liKiA Columbian I ' niversity. I,ii Stephens Institute of Technology. K |.j. IViinsylvania State College. |,AMi!ii. Colniiiljian L ' niversity. Mr rniwrsity uf IVunsylvania. Xf l.ehigh L ' niversity. Xi , St. Lawrence University. Omicron Massachusett Institute of Technology. l i h ' ranklin ami Marshall College. Rho (Jucens University. St. Johns College. ci.n; K( »i.i,. Ai.iiANV Ci.n;. Xi; v ■oKK Ci.i ' b. r.dSTn.N Ci.i-B. l ' nii.Ani:i.iMUA Cn-n. SorTiii;i N Ci.iT!. T44 CHI ZETA CHI FRATERNITY. 145 C ' ll] ZETA CHI. THIS fraternity was nrganizod in the year of 1902. at ttie medical department of the Uni- versity of Ceortjia. The idea was first conceived and definite plans laid hy several very [)niminent literary traUriiity nun. and chief among whum was Brother Jesse Anslcy C.rittin. who was widely knnwn as a l ap|ia Alpha. The fraternity soon sjiread and reached the colleges, and is now in a v ry tlmirishing condition. Tiiis is a distinctly professional fraternity anil only medical men are eligililc U memhershi]). It is in n(] manner antagonistic to literary fraternities. The Chapter hire was established in December of liHil nnder very trying circum- stances, but now has a very bright future before it. From the beginning the fraternity has been very conservative, but always keeping in mind those tilings which go to make up a good frater- nitv brother. LOUIS McLAXK TIFFAXY CHAPTER. H() ■()RAK ■ . ii ' :. ii!ERS. Pro]-. Lons Mci,. M ' . Tiki ' ANV. . . . . larylantl I ' koi ' . 1 ' u. .nk .M.xuti.n Ma ' - land . CT1 E Ml ' .MHERS. H.ASCOMi! I,. Nii:u Cm I ' l. i: -. .. .South Canilin.i l.iu is C. I.aI ' iAUKK Pennsylvania .Xi.i.K.v Hl■:. K • Wkn.iit New York i 11:1; h " . Snus Maryland Jamks Tiio.MAS ' i l.ol X ' orth Carolina Juiin I dwakd llrRKinci; Zkiclkk. .. .Maryland EakavKTTK ,. kk New York Aklo Hiliakd I ' kukv North Carolina Frank CjARRHTT Cowukkd Marvland William 1,. 1). ri!V Georgia ACTlX ' l " . CllAPTl ' .RS. Milton .Antony Universitv of CnMirgia Ino. i:stmori;i,ami. . . tlania College, P.d.S. ImvANCis DklaI ' IKLd Ci)lnnil)ia rniver iiy . hlv i.i Soiitli Carolina .Medical College j. .Mako.n SiMS.N. ' . I ' dlvclinic . led. ScIimdI I Sin-Rns.s ) Leland Stanford University I. .A. DiFiRiLi Iniversitv of .Arkansas Eoi;is McLank TiFFanv.. .Universitv of .Md. 146 o -1- 147 KAl ' I ' A SIC.MA l•■| ' rl•■.K " ITIF.S. Al.l ' IIA-Al.I ' llA ClIAl ' TKR. iMiuiiilcd at tlK ' L ' nixx-rsity i i I ' liilni;!!;!, Italy, 1 Mm. ( )r!;ani7A ' (l in America, lsi ' 7. Chapter House M ' ! I.inden Avenue. i-u Tui;s i fM i;i s:TAri:. liKdWN M. Ai.i.KN. ii.i.iAM !• " . l ' " ri.i.iNr.s. (iAKnktt 1 ' . Mukisiin, XoKVAi. I " .. . ui . i:uMi L. l " ii vi:i,i., Vanck Kici:, CouKTNKv C. r.riK. S ' rfAKT 1 " . IIa.mii.i., C. X. Sti:ic,i; Spknckk M. Ci.akk, IIau(ii.i) IIann, C ' iias. II. Stki ' i ' kv. KuNKST I . D.wis, M. W . I j. ( ' ,i;ni ' i;i.I)ICr, I IdWKi.i, 11. ' I ' iuimas, C. .A. I)ll-l-Hi l)l-:i l " l ' ,K, j. C. . l. I.K.N, N ' lCToK W II.Sd.N. I ' N TKi;s rx ri;i ' .i ' .. I. I,. Ai.i.isdx. jdiix .M. l i;i;i.i:n. Jr. L ' . I. Si;i,iii:.v, Jk. W. K . KMSTKn. r., C " . K. Ki;i.i.v. j. . . Si;i.i.m. n, I. K. I ' xiSKi:. )h. 1.. -M. Ki.NKs, J. E. Sicmmks, (. ' . I " .. I ' .nSI.I-N , 1 ' " . I ' ' . I,l-l ' ll. l lil ' . J. F. Scil.M- ' I ' K. I. K. r.KKwKR. Jr. W. i.ti:r ' . S. I,i; a, . 1.1). j. 1 " . Sf i ';, Jk. I)mi ' .i.. s Cass.vki), lliiw ari) 1,i; is, . . II. Tiiu.mas, C.AKNKTT . C ' l.ARK. WM . .M . MaI.OV. C. I.. TllO.MAS, R. S. Coi ' Ki.A.M), C. H. .Mi;i I)i:rs. M.D. J. 1 ' .. Tiio.mas. W. II. Ck.vnk. C " ii. s. W. .Mii,i.i;R, ' ! ' . 1 ' . Tiiom.xs, 1. 1 ' .. 1 )i-:Nri r,, k. 11. .MiiKsi:, . . C. ' lAsox, ( ' .. W. l)i:N.Mi;. n, J- Iv .Mri.i-ii:i.i), . . ', I. ErN ' KST DoWNlN, J. I.. ' . Mlri ' iiv, W . 1 ' ' .. Watkins, " t. Howard I ' .. MiiKUT. I " .. W. .Mirrav, I ' ' . .M. W ' ih.nkr, Jr. I ' " , j. I ' " l.l.lNC.I- " .R, 11. W . XkHTIKR, j. 11. M.I.MS. T. K, (i.Mi.owAV, I ' KKii. W . Xi; v. (. ' . 1 " .. Wim-.o. I .. C. C.ISRIKI., II. • Xll ' K. J- 1 - ' - W ' rknsiiai.i., M. C. ( " iRKKN, I ' " . (. ' . Xuiil)i;.MlS, C . . M ANN ' INC. CiiAS. .A. HoDK, Jr. W . ( ' ,. ( )i.msti;ad, (. ' . 1 ' " . MrriiAii.. R. M. HoDK. l- ' . ! ' ■ K.NMKV. ]•■.. I . SiKI.NCKR, J. . . lli ' NDT.KV. ' P. S. Rick. ( ' .k i. J. Wai.z. J. C. Jrnc.K. I ' ' - 1 1- SArriNC.TdN ' , K l ' l ' SIC.M A (.•llAl ' ' n ' .R Ri H.l.. DISTRICT I. Psi I ' nivcrsitv nf Maine . i.i ' iia-I. miid. l niversity of ' cniiont , ' i.piiA-Riio P.nwdoin t ' ollef e ( i. M.M. -l )i:i.T. . . . Massaelnisctts State College Bkta-Kai ' 1 a Xew 1 laniiisliire Coilefje I ' .kta-.Ai.i ' ii a P.rown Universi ty C.AM MA-I ' .rsii.(iN Dartmouth College 148 DISTRICT It. Ali ' ii a-Kapi ' A Cornell University L KTA-DKi.TA. ' ashinoton and Jefferson College Pi S wathmore College Hhta-Io ' ia Lehigh University Ali ' HA-Dl;lta. . . . Pennsylvania State College l ' )irrA-Fi Dickinson College Ai.piia-Epsilon. ..L ' niversity of Pennsylvania Alpha-Ali ' MA L ' niversity of Maryland Alpha-Phi Bncknell " L ' niversity Alpha-Eta Columbian University Gamma-ZivTa New York University IIISTKKT III. ZiCT.v I ' niversitv of X ' irginia L ' psilu.n ' Hanipden-Sidney College Eta Randolph-Macon College I ' .hta-Peta Richmond College Mu Washington and Pee University Dhlta Davidson College Mu William and Mary College Et.v-Pkimh Trinity College . i.iMi. -Mu L ' niversity of North Ca ' ' olina DISTRICT IV. Ai.PHA-Nu Wofford College Hkta-Pam hda L ' niversity of Georgia . lpha-Beta Mercer L ' niversity Pkta l ' niversity of Alabama . lpii. -Tau. . . .Georgia v chool of ' IV ' clinnldgN- I ' lin ' A-ETA Vlahania Polytechnic Institute district ' . Tiikta Cumberland l ' niversity I ' m. . . .Southwestern I ' resbyterian LJniversity K.m ' pa ' anderbilt l ' niversity ). i i " ,c.. l ' niversity of the South Lamiida L ' niversit ' of Tennessee . i.i ' iiA- ' i ' ii i-:ta . Southwestern P.aptist Lhiiv ' crsity L!kta-Nu Kentucky State College DISTRICT I. .- lpii. -Upsii-on Millsaps College Sic..m. Tulane Lhiiversity Ga.m.M-V Louisiana State L ' niversity Iota Southwestern L ' niversity T. u University of Texas DISTRKT ' II. Xi L ' niversit - of .Arkansas ' si University of Nebraska , i-i ' iiA-( ). ii:i.A William Jewell College I1ict. -Tau liaker Lhiiversity I!i; ' i ' a-Ga. i .m. Missouri State University Bf.ta-C).micron L ' niversity of Denver r KTA-Si( " ..M A Washington L ' niversity 1 ' .KTa-C)mi:( ' ,a Colorado College I ' li ' .TA-Ciii Missouri Schonl of Mines G.vm. ia-G. . i m a . . . L ' olnrailo SchiH)l (jf Mines DISTRICT ' III. . i.i ' ii. -Sii ' .M A ( )hio State l ' niversity Ai.Pii.y-Ciii Lake Forest L ' niversity 1 ' )i: ' i ' a-Phi . . . .Case Schonl of Applied Science Gamma-Bicta L ' niversity of Chicago Cm I ' urdue L ' niversity Alpha-Zicta L ' niversit_ - of Michigan . LiMiA-l ' m Wabash College Bkt.v-Epsii.ox l ' niversity of Wisconsin Bkta-Tiikt. L ' niversity of Indiana Bet.- -Mu L ' niversity of Minnesota L ' niversity of Illinois Beta-Rho l ' niversity of Iowa DISTRICT IX. r.i;TA-ZET. Lelancl Stanford University Bet. -Psi L ' niversity of Washington Bkt. -Xi L ' niversity of California G. lpha University of Oregon 149 «5o XI PSI PHI FRATERNITY— ETA CHAPTER. Colors. — Lavender and Cream. NO FRATERNITY man can. upon graduating fmrn his alma mater, repress that feel- ing of regret — the regret that comes most keenly when separating from friends and classmates, whom he knows are freely sacrificing self for the good of others. Good men, well chosen and living according to the principles emhodied in the fraternity emblem, heljjfnl because we are taught to become men, and among troul)les and difficulties and obstacles, iur " Talent de ' elops itself into solitude; character in the stream of life. " It is the one great aim of our fraternity to keep the members sul)ser ient to the prin- ciple she inculcates. In this, harmon ' is found; from harmon ' thus founded comes the success of a noble brotherhood. Previous to the year lSi»:!, there was no Greek letter fraternity at the L ' niversity, and several attending the dental department during this vear felt the formation of such would be a step toward promoting a fellow f ' eling among dental students while at college, and that much assistance would be rendered during the years of college work — this feeling to be fostered and carried into after professional life, when great benefits must of necessitv grow from it to members indixiduall)-, and to the profession at large. On the afternoon of December :!rd. 1S9. ' !, at the office of Dr. Grieves, the nucleus of l ' ta Chapter was formed by the abo e gentlemen and a few students of the college. The charter was granted to Eta Chapter of the Xi Psi Phi fraterintw October, 1S9T, and through the efforts of its officers a diploma plate has been procured and a diploma will be issued to each graduating member of the fraternity. The Xi Psi Phi fraternity, as well as the local chapter here represented, has passed through a verv prosperous year. Many new men ha ' e been added to our number, and the combined membership is reaching far into the thousands. OFFICl-.KS. T. W. ?IoTCHKiss, Thomaston, Conn Prc.iidcnf W. !■ ' . McInTire, New London, Conn Sccri ' tary . . L. Frew, Brusliton, N. Y ' icc-Prcsidcnt H. R. AelEn, X irth Hero, Vt- • Treasurer J. C. AleEN, Albany, N. Y Censor M e: ibers. L. R. Brown Bisbee, Arizona W. H. SpeRROW Martinsburg, W. Va. V. G. Bush Chateauguay, N. Y. C. H. Steinback Gray, W. Va. W. J. Barton , LTtica, N. Y. H. F. Wood Roanoke, Va. S. B. Brown Brownsville, Md. J. E. VATTMAN Frederick, Md. J. H. Dunne Springfield, Mass. C. S. CoFFman Richlands, W. ' a. F. P. Edgeel Keyser, W. Va. E. G. Doulas Chateauguay, N. Y. R. F. HoEEiDAY Clinton, N. C. L. M. Edwards . Durham, N. C. 151 S. R. 1 loKTox • • . . Wakefield, X. C. I ' ll. A. 1 ' i.oon Nashua. N. H. I. S. Hopkins Xcw Market, Mil. 1 ' . A. Caunkal ' Springtiekl, Mass. ( ' ,. II. Haiuk l-:iizal)eth, X. J. Iv S. C.kkk.m- Loiiislnirg. N. C. I ' " ,. |. JKNKi.NS I ' .altiiiiorv-, . 1(1. . 1!. IhTciii.vs.. Greenville, Va. I ' . fK.vKiNS- Windsor. ' a. 1 ' " . I ' .. Ki;iu)K Savannah, Ga. I I. KknnKv Camden. X. j. W . 1 ). .Mi ' .vi-us Winchester, Va. v.. A. 1,i;sti:k Sali lmry. .X. 11., Can. I). W . r KK(iTT Kinston, X. C. I I ' . Lamb Clinton, .X. C. 1,. 1 . Sici.Ku. Ridgely. Md. I. I ' .. C. Mii.i.KK, Ju . .Xew ( ). ford, I ' a. C,. E. Wkkks Ivijworth, X, C. I ' " ,. !• ' . MovsK Svdnev. C. 1 ' .., Can. W . 1 ). I) Kt ' . . a x Southington, Conn. M. I. .McKauuEn I ' orl Lawn, S. C. J. Iv I Ikkoxk mi ' S P)altjniore, Md. !• ' . . MiCi.i ' KK I ' airlield. a. . ( ' .. I,h:i-: Clinton, X. C. ( ). Xask v t. John. .X. 1!., Can. II. I.. T iio.Mi ' So.x L ' tica, X. ' ' . ( ' ,. A. , . ' I)i:r. ...■•.... .Xew ( ) ford. r.i. IK )Xi )K k ■ .MI ' .MI ' .l ' .US. I ' UOI ' . 1 . I. S. GoKC.AS. I ' KOI-. j. lloL.MI ' .S S .M ITI I . I )K. I1kkI!KUT GoKC.AS. I ' rof. Iamks II. ll.vRKis. l ' i;oi-. R. I )ousi;v Co. i,i:. 1 k. IIuwwud 1 ' . Kastmax. 1 ' KOI ' . JOHN C. Cni.Ku. J ' koi ' . I). .M. K. Cii,i!i i:iTii. I )k. IUktox Talm-xck. I ' roi " . C. |. Grikvks. I ' koi ' . CnAKi.Ks . l. . l i riiii:i.i.. Dr. j. I!. Si:r . sTi. x. Prof. Is. " ac H. Davis. I ' roi-. T. O. 1 Ii:. tiiu(ii.i:. I ' k. i ' . j. ai.kntixk. 1 ' r(ji-. joiix C. I Ii:. i. ii-.ti:k 1)K. 1,. W. I ' .mrx iioi.r. Dr. j. L. C.ktschki.. ROLL Ok " e ' ll AI ' TI ' .RS. i.i ' ii. — rni cr ilv of .Michii;an, . iiii llarlior, Michiii-:ni. Hkta — Xew u k College Dental vSurL;ery. -Xew vk. Gamm.v — Philadelphia Dental College, I ' hiladelpliia. Di;i.T. — Ikdtiniore College Dental Surgery. I ' .altiniore. Zkta — Pennsylvania College Dental Surgery. Philadelphia. Ii " ,T. — L ' niversitv of .Marxlaiid. Dental I )epannient. lialtiniore. k ' .i ' Sii.oN — L ' niversity of Iowa. Iowa City. Iowa. ' I ' liirrA — Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis. lo ' iw — L ' ni ' crsit - of California, San l " ranci-co. l,A, ll;i). — Chica-o Colk-.i;e Dental Surgery. Chieago. l Ai ' i ' . -( )liio .Medical L ' niversity, C ' olnnilins. . li I ' nixersitv of Piuffalo. I ' .uffalo. Xi ' — llar ;ird Dental Sclioul, I ' .oston. ( ) in-i((,x — Ki) al College Dental Siirger , ' roronio. i )nl., Canida. I ' l — L ' niversitv of Pennsylvania, i ' liiladelphia. Riio — X ' orlhwestern l ' niversity. Dental School, Chicago. SiC.MA — L ' niversity of Illinois, Chicago. Tai ' — Washington l ' ni ersity. St. l.ouis. Mo. Xi — L ' niversitv College of Medicine. Richmond, ' a. I ' l ' Sii.oN — Ohio College Dental Surgery, Cincinn:iti. H Z u H o ' 5.5 rSI OMEGA FRATF.RXITY. nil ClI AITI ' .R. OFFICERS. II. 1 ' . W ' liiiDw nii Cniutl Master R. S. C " itciii:n ' Junior C, mud Master C " li;iiksliin. W. a. Whitakers. N. C. W. L. H.wii Secretary C. I!. C.ii rnui) Treasurer allf I-alls. X. V. liurgaw, X. C. .Ml ' l.MBERS. .... .Madison. X. C. .... Madison. X. C. Appl.-, K. O Apple, T. . Banks. S. F I ' .iT ' vliill. A. .M Charlotte, X. C. HowkcT. . . j Jersey City. N. J. I ' .iirfjess, 1!. C Xorwich. Conn. Carlton, F, D Statisvillc. X. C. C )nil) . W. S iliiiiii.t;lon. Del. Davis, II. M Poolcsville, M 1. Dean. C. F Hinton, W. a. Dial. R. F Colnnihia, S. C. Karly, K. E Elelu-rson. 1 ' . C.aitlurslmr!:;. . ld. Foster, H. V L ' nion, S. C. Hall. X. C. Providence, R. 1. Hayes. C. F Cliicopce, Mass. Helms, L. W Port Henry, N. Y. Hilderhrandt. C.. O Fishersville, Va. Hill, C,. E Cape Elizabeth, Me. Long. l ' . R Roxboro, N. C. . Iac ' ane. A. W . . .Long Island, Portland, Me. Moffitt, S. F Marales, Tex. I ' erriii. . II L ' nion, S. C. Pyles, C. T Poolcsville, Md. Reade, . . P Mt. Tizah, N. C. Scarl)( ron,i.;li. . . P Delta, Pa. Sell, 1. R Lincolnton, N. C. Skasgs. C. H Hinton, V. Va. Sniverly, C. I Hagerstown, Md. Williatiis, 1 , W l.ouisl.nrg. N. C. CIIAI ' TI ' .R R( )|.l,. Ai.niA I ' .alliniorc Coll ' .ge of Dental Snrgery. Hk ' IW Xew ' ork College of Dentistr . C.AMMA Pennsylv.mia College of Dental Surgerv, i Iiiladelpliia. Dki.TA Tufts Dental College, lio.ston. Mass. Er ' Sii.oN Western Resirve I ' niversity, Cleveland, Ohio. Xkta I ' niversity of Peinisylvania, Philadelphia. I ' .TA Philadelphia DcTital College. Tiii:ta l ' ni ersity of I ' .nlTalo. Dental Dejiartinent. IiiTA Xorihue tern I ' niversity, Chicago. 111. Katta Chicago C " ollegi of Dental Snrgery. 154 CHAPTER ROLL— Continued. Lambda University of Minnesota, Minneapolis. Mu L ' niversity of Denver, Denver, Col. Nu Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg, Pa. Xi Milwaukee, Wis., Medical College, Dental De- partment. Mu Delta Harvard L ' niversity, Dental Department. Omicron Louisville College of Dental Surgery. Pi Baltimore Aledical College, Dental Department. Beta Sig.m. College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental De- partment, San Francisco, Cal. Rho Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati. SiGM. Mediccfc-Chirurgical College, .Atlanta, Ga. Tau tlanta Dental College, . tlanta, Ga. Upsilon University of Southern California, Dental Depart- ment, Los Angeles. Phi L ' niversity of Maryland, Baltimore. Chi .Xorth Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. Psi College of Dentistry, O.M.L ' ., Columbus, O. Omega Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis. Bet. Alph. L ' niversity of Illinois, Chicago. Bet. G. (jeorge Washington L ' niversity, Washington, D.C. Beta Delt. L ' niversity of California, San Francisco. Beta Epsilon Xew ( )rleans College of Dentistry. Beta Zeta Marion-Sims Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. Bet. Eta Keokuk Dental College, Keokuk, Iowa. Beta Theta Georgetown l ' niversity, Washington, D. C. G. . i.M. IoT. Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. New York Alumni Chapter. . . .New York City Boston . lunmi Chapter Boston, Mass. Duquesne Alumni Chapter Pittsburg, Pa. Philadelphia Alumni Chapter. Philadelphia, Pa. Minnesota Alum ni Chapter Minneapolis New Orleans . lumni Chapter.NewOrleans.La. Chicago Alumni Chapter Chicago, III. Los Angeles Alumni Chapter.Los Angeles, Cal. 155 I ' ll I- KAI ' I ' A SIC.MA I " RATI-:RITY AI.IMl A l-.TA CIIAl ' Tl-.R l ' " r;itfniitv l ' " un ' k ' il. : n. Cliajjtcr l ' " i iiii leil. ! ! ' !•. Cliai)lcr lliiusc. 1 |(» McCulloli St. i " K. rui:s i rM liksriATi:. ( ' .i;i)K( ' ,i: AuTinK I ' .AVi.KS, Sim mkki-iki.d 1 ' " . Xokwood, l!. Ki i I. C ' ni.i i. r,. I)a ii) Sti: . i t William Hiiwaki) 1 1am ii.i ' on. Ilri i:i:ur I ' i-auck RiNC.iioi.i), [oil I. 11a iiiin. (ii:iiki,i; M. ( " . SriiAKFKK. I ' ll ivLi:s Hakiii.I) jiiii N ii] . ( iKoKi ' .K MiKin Si;al. RoDC.KKS ( ). Knk.iit. • riiii.Lii ' I,. Small. AlSll.S J. I.II.I.V. A. ' rA L(il S.MII ' ll. JA.MKs r. W. . lr. i; AL. |uii. 1 l!:ui;i:i T W aiii:. C " ii. kLi:s .Mkkwn ' ()L i " .. l-KATHKS l. I ' lUii;. W . I ' " l NK . l ' l ' LKl ' ,AUTll, JK.. William 1!. . iiiK . jdii.N r. IIai-.k, l (ii!i;u ' i ' . . 1!.m;| ' !. (ii;iii ( ' ,K I ' . I " ki:i)i;i KK ( 1. r.( i I. E. .1 u.. . . 1 Irx ' iKk IIdmi. }[ .. I i|■.. l 1 ' . l ' .i;ii)C.KS. Ai ' C.L ' S ' rus 1 ' " . I ' .KuW N. ju.. I.dllS I . llim.l ' .K. 1.. I ' .. Kkk.nk Clacc.ktt. J. l ' " i A. i. IS Da.m man. jk. L " LAi i: n-; J. Ivxiun. Jdsiir A ( ' .. I1ai i: , JK.. Wallah-; ! ' . 1Iai i:v, Wii.r.LSM T. Havdkx. ' i ' lKLM AS . . I iA S. JK.. I I AKKv .M. I Ii:nki . T. I iic.iii.inr I Ik.nkv. I JAKnlli r.. llr.MMKLSlllMK. I.AWKC.M i; K. loNKS, JA.Mi.s 1.. 1 ). Ki:akni:v. I. Cni.i.i.Ns I.i:i:, Jamks .Mii ' Adv, JU., 1. (. ' kAIC. . Ki.. . Al[ AN. i ol.ANI) R. .MAKt ' llANT, Rm)c,i:l 1 ' . .Mi:iAiN. C " lIAKLi;S I 1. .MiLLlKI.N, C " ll AKI.KS !• ' . Ml iTZ. AlilHSnN Iv .Mri.l.lKIN, . l III i. s 1 ' ' . ki;Ksi;. lull N RiDC.KLV. JK.. . li: ani)i:k 1.. Sktii. I ' ' ki:i)Kkii ' k J. SiNr.Li: ' ! . I ' . I loWARI) S.Mnii. W ii.LiA.M Md.. Sumi:k illk. l,i: iN St(i kkk. ki:k. |ami:s !• ' . ' PiiKii ' i ' . JdllN 11. A. W ' llKLTLK. . i.i " Ki;i) T. Wii.SdN, ClI.VKLKS W ' . WiSMIK. JK. l.diis S. Zimmi:kxi. n, 156 H Z -7) Q. a. CL, PHI KAITA SIGMA FRATERNITY CHAI ' TI ' .R R( HA I R( Ai.piTA — 1850. . . . L ' nivcrsity of Peimsyh ' ania, Ai Philadelphia, Pa. Dki.T.x — 1S5 I . .Wa.shins;t()ii and jcffcTsun L ' ol- . i leg-e, ' ashins;t(in, Pa. Ei ' Sn.oN — lsr)4 I)ickins in CuIIcs e, . i Carlisle, Pa. Zkt. — in.-)I Franklin and Marshall Col- . i lege, Lancaster, Pa. Et. — IS. " )-] I ' nivcrsity of N ' irginia, . i Charlottcs -ille, ' a. Iota — IS.T. " ) Cohiniliia L " ni ' crsity in the Ai City of New ' ork. Mii — IS. ' iS Tulane L ' ni ' ersity, New Ai ( )rleans, Ra. Rho — 1892 University of Illinois, . i Champaign, 111. Tau— 187a Ranilolph-.Macon College, . i Ashland, Va. L ' PSILON — 1872 Northwestern University, . i Evanston, 111. Phi— 1873 Richmond College, . l Richmond, ' a. Psi — 1891 Pennsylvania State College. . i State College, i ' a. I ' ll -. i.riiA — 189 I ,,,. Washington and Lee I nixersity, Lexington, Va. I ' ll A-CrA. r .M. — ISDi;. . . . L ' niversit ' of West irginia, Morgantiiwn, ' . ' a. | ' |ia-I)klt. — 1898. . . . L ' ni ersity of .Maine, ( )rono, Maine. nrv-I ' ' . rsii.ox — 1S!),S . . . . rmonr Institute of Technology, Chicago, 111, [■iL - i;i ' A — 18:i:i. .University of Maryland, I laltimorv ' , . ld. i ' iiA-lvr. — 19(11 College of Charleston. Charleston, S. C. i ' IIa-Tiii:t. — 1901 University of Wis- consin, Madison, Wis. I ' ll A-Io ' i ' A — 190-. ' . . . .N ' anderhilt University, . ash ille. Tenn. I ' ll a-Kai ' I ' A — 19ii: ' i. .University of .Mahania, University P. ( )., Ala, I ' ll A-L AM i!i). — 191). ' !. ... University of C ' ali- fornia, lierkley, Cal. I ' liA-Mu — 190;! Massachnsetts Institute of Technoliigy. lioston. Mass, I ' liA-Nr — 190 1 . . . .Ceorgia School cif Tech- iiologw Atlanta, Ga. Pii ir.AUKT.pniA, Pa, RlClIiMONI), ' . . Chicago, III. ALUMNI CHAI ' TRRS. Nl ' .W ( )l LKANS, L. . Nkw ' S ' ork, N. Y, PiTTsnuRC, Pa. I ' l.M.Tl.MORIv, ll). 157 I. C Allen, X. !•:. BvRn, R. C. Carnal. j. J. Cakkoll, C. C. C ' li iiii:sTi;i . A. li. Clakkk, V. S. CoMHKS, I-.. I,. Davis, U. T. Dl i.. M. J. McKa N. I ' " .. W. FnSTl ' .K, TIIF.TA XI ' EPSILON FRATERXITY SIG.MA TAL " CHAi ' TKK. KRATES IN UNIVERSITATE. . !• " . FlLLINc.S. I. K. I ' .ii.DKR, " X. c;. Hall. W. W. Hala. ( ' ,. 11. Hakkison, II. I ' . Hill. R. F. HoLLIDAV. n, c. luwiN. 11. Iv Jenkins, ().(). Kai-kk. 11. . . l.KSTKR. J. E. C. Miller. Jr. (). Mdtter. (). Xase. F. W. New, W. J. RiDDKK. 1 " .. I,. Scf)TT. . " . 11. SlIKRARI). C " . H. Stein ». i.K. J. . . Stone. 1 1. Tin I.MAS. H. F. ' (M)l) VARI), J. v. .M. C. n, ;c. t. w. 1. p. . . ft-1, f. s;. 2, b, i. ;()|J. OF CHAPTERS. . limi. WcsK-yaii rnivi-rsit , Cnnn. I ' Ki ' .v Svraciisc L ' niversity CiA.M.MA Inion Collcfjc I)Ki.T. Cnnicll l " iiiversity Fi ' Sii.dN I nivirsitx of Rociiester Zeta L ' nivcrsit) of California Ivr.s Colfjate Inivi-rsity ' rin.1 Kenyon College 1oT. k-ll ort College l . i ' i ' . I ianiilti 111 College l, Mi:ii Kenssalaer I ' niy. Institute .Mr Stevens Institute i " Lafayette College Zi nilierst College ( »MH " RON MKgheny College I ' l i ' cnusylvania State C ' ollege I ' l I ' l Dickinson College Riio l ' niversity of Pennsylvania Sigma Xew York l ' niversity Tai ' Wooster College Sh-ma-Tat I ' l ' Sii.oN l ' niversity of lichigan I ' m Rutgers College Cm Dartnioutli College 1 ' si I ' ni versity of ( )liio ( )MEc.. Swartliniorc College 1 )i;lt -K. iM ' . Kowdoin College 1 )i:i.t. -Si( ' ..m.v l ' niversity of Kansas i ' l I ' m l ' niversity of N ' irginia l,AMiti). -l,A.MBi A I ' niversitx of Xebraska r ETA-I)KTA W ' esleyan l ' niversity. Ohio Delt. -Dei l ' niversity of Maine I ' j ' Sii.ox-l ' j ' Sii.oN ..Case Seliixil of . ]). Science Kapp.v-Ci.xm.m.v.. College of Cit of Xew ' N ' ork KAi " r. - ' r r l ' niversity of erniont. . i.iMi. -loT. Harvard l ' niversity 111 T -Ci. M . i. Brown l ' niversity i I ' M -( ).MK(. Columbia l ' niversity L.xMnnA-Sii ' .M.v Vale l ' niversity r.ETA-l ' rsii.oN Colby l ' niversity Zet A-I ' ii I Boston L ' niversity , I ' nivcrsitv of Marvland 158 159 ■J. ' A as S l6o EMPIRE STATE CLUB. OFFICERS. H. P. Hill. Jr., President New York City J. C. Allkn, ' icc-Prcsidcnt Albany C. B. GiFFOKD, Treasurer Valley Falls R. C. Carnal, Secretary Waddington W. W. Hala, Sergeant-at-Aniis Now York City MEMBERS. MEDICAL MEN. RArLKv, A. M Kiiig.=ton Carnal, R. C Waddington Df.Vanic Y, D. A New York City Hala. W. W New York City Hill, Jr., H. P New York City HoSMiCR, C. S Brooklyn Jenkikwicz, L. P L ' tica Kkllv, J. W Hamnionsport Lake, L. F Whitecreek Lkaxitt, V Centervillc L (i ' , W. C Newburg . I. CK. T. F Syracnse .VrTciiKLL, ' . M Honiellsville .MoiiKi;. A. D Brooklyn Nathksiix, E New York City Ri n A, W. W. . New York City, a. H New York City DENTAL .MEN. Alle.v, J. C Albany Barton, W. J Utica Busii, W. G Chantangtia Douglass, C. G Chautangua Frew, a. L Bushton Gu-EORD, C. B Valley Falls Gribeschock, B New York Citv HiCALEv, p. T Chantaugna Helms, L. W Port Henry S.XNiM ' S, H. H New York City Ro ' i ' iiiiNinCKC. Iv. H Brooklyn Talmace, B New Wirk City Thompson, H. L Utica i6i y. 162 )RTH CAROLINA CLUB. (I. ( ). Kafkr President 11. K. Lose, l icc-Prcsideiit J. A. Stone Seeretary W. li. Borden Treasurer .MEMBERS. .A. W. Gr. ii. .m. M. R. Gibson. J. 11. Hudson. C. ( . I ' i ' Church. T. Dl ' li. I!. H.AYES. K. F. FenNKU. J. W. P.NRKER. H. H. HoDciN. W. W. Olive. " . J. RiDDiCK. T. . . Griffin. . . L. I ' l.UiMMER. . . M. Berrviiill. P. McLe. n. B. U. Brooks. R. F. Hoi. I. ID. w. . . P. Re. de. W. L. H. ND. R. S. CUTCHINS. J. I ' . i L THES(JN. F. D. C.XRROLI.TUN. H. C. Irwin. R. O. . pple. E. H. Adkins. T. . . . ppLE. . . I ' .. Crown. S. R. Horton. A. W. DisoswAY. G. E. DEN ■IS. I. W. WlLLI. MS. R. L. C. RLTON. 163 ll 4 NEW ENGLAND CLUB. OFFICERS. W. R. McIntire, Governor Connecticut J. W. HoTCHKiss. Lieut. Goi ' cnioi- Connecticut G. H. HiNEY. Secretary of State Connecticut J. J. Carroll, Treasurer Massachusetts SENATORS. G. E. Hill Maine W. S. Garland New Ham]jshire O. T. Ellis X ' ermont A. T. XnCIvNT . 11. F. Tki ' ft. Jr. . . " . C(,)LK. rA . . Ma.ssachusetts . . . .Rhode Island Connecticut REPRESENTATU ' ES. G. W. Frank Maine H A. W. McVane Maine S. E. L. Casev New Hampshire X P. H. A. Flood New Hampshire J. H. R. Allen Vermont I!. H. E. Miner ' ermont M A. E. Parlin ' ermont W. H. RiLEV Vermont A. H. A. Cherry Massachusetts J. J. H. Dunne Massachusetts j. P. A. Garneau Massacliusetts J. C. F. Hayes Massachusetts J. E. M. SuLLiYAN Massachusetts P. E. D. St. John Massachusetts H E. VoN Fl. tqn Massachusetts M. Archambault Rhode Island V,. r.RYER Rhode Island DeBlois Rhode Island G. Hali Rhode Island J. Ahern Connecticut C. Bi ' RCESs Connecticut M. CfLLiNEY Connecticut . M. Dec.n.w Connecticut ] ' .. D.wiES Connecticut H. FiMin.x Connecticut W, FiNDON Connecticut P. Insley Connecticut M. King Connecticut H. Locicwoon Connecticut . J. L. MoNiwcuE Connecticut Levine, B.S Connecticut P. O ' Keefe Connecticut 165 ifi6 WEST VIRGINIA CLUB, OFFICERS D. W. S.Ni ' i ' FKR, Prcsiilciil IJecklev E. I ' . Skacc.s. Secretary Indian Mills W. H. Si ' KKRow, Vice-President . . .Hedgesvillc E. D. Svvdim-:, Treasurer Eindside MEMBERS E. H. Brannon nienvilli ' J. L. l h ' Ci.UNr. Hurricane C. C. ChidesTER Western C. K. riniTS Beckley C. S. CoFEMAN Richland C. H. Skaccs Hinton K. M. Jarrkt-I Clear Creek " . 1 ' .. Skaccs Indian Mills E. B. Lefevre Bunker Hill C. H. Steinbeck Troy W. C. ' a Mi;ti:r Petersburg HONORARY AIEMBERS Dr. E. F. Cordell, M.D Charlestowii S55 North F.utaw Street, Baltimore. 167 168 SOUTH CAROLINA CLUB. OFFICF.RS ' . W. r.KAiiHAM. Piwdilciil llambcrn- l . T. l )iAr,. J ' ii-r-Prrsi(trn Columbia |. C. Hii.r.. Sccrclary hl)evvilk ' J. R. I ' lmiiK. Trcdsiircr Khlieyville K. I ' l: AKi.sTi.N ' i-.. Hisf. ami Cor Ilraiu-luilk ' W. L. IIakt, (. ' Inn. li.v. i ' mii Yurkville I. L. A i)i;ns(ix. Sci caitl-iit-.lnii. ' ; Moure LIST ()]• MI ' .MIU-.KS MKDtCAL DF.rART.MKXT 1. L. A. I)i;ks(i Moore |. S. ISiiA ' i ' iA W ' innsljoro I ■.. C. I ! ' . 11. 1 Neese ' . W. IIkai ' .iiam r.anil)er - M. 1 . Cull ' l.l■: ■ (ireenwoocl |. v " . Fox L ' .ateslniri; J. S. Gii ' .sox McCall j. C. [lii.i VbhevviUe W. L. IIakt YorkviUe C L. Ji-xxixc.s - Cohimbia R. ( ). McCl ' Tchi x llisliopville I . I ' AKr.sTiM ' : P ranchville L AL Rk-k Columbia 1,. A. Risi:i Xewberry 1 1. J. Rosi;xr.i:i f, C.reenwood F.. MeO. Sai.i.i-v Orangeburg S. 11. SiiKKANi) Ira . 1{. ' kic,irr Greenville DFXTAL OFPARTMHNT. R. T. DiAi Columbia F. W. Imisti ' .! ' ! I ' ni ' oii |. K. ( " . ii.iiiiK Nc vherr ' M. J. McFaddicn Cliester W " . 11. I ' | ' :krin l nion I. 1 " .. ' i:r.sii l anca.ster PHARMACEUTICAL DEPARTMENT. F. C. ri ' i-.xti;r Greenville .M. G.MDi ' .r.oCK Gaffney W. G. H.MU ' iCK Anderson E. Isii. rAi Manning W " . Iv JoRDAX Fort Laun L. N. P.vTKiCK Clover J. R. Po vi:i« Abbeville R. C. TouD Seneca 169 -J s. y. Y. 170 l ' EXXSVL ANIA Cl.L ' B OFFICERS Dk. John S. ( ' .[{isi k f mt. Prcsiilciit Al iss A. F. (. " r.. NC ■, ' iWi Secretary L. M. .Mn ' ciii ' .LL, ' h; Prcsidml D. C. Cni. i. , ' Od Treasurer J. E. C. MiLi.i ' K, JK., " O. " ) I ' ice-Presideiil . C. N ' i ' a ' ki ' .km a , ' Oi; Hislor ' taii MEAIP.ERS FI. M. Fur TON, ' or.. P.. D. BenFEr, ' Ofi. C. C. Cronsiiore, ' O: C. J. I!. Fr.owERS, ' 07. J. E. DwvER, ' 05. J. p. McGuiRE, ' 05. W. C. McGuiRE. ' 05. J. S. HENDERSdN, ' 05. M. P.. Messmiire, ' OS. J. P. .Messmdre, ' OS. W. ( ). Kurri.;, ' iir. S. C P. ii Akki-:, ' OS. A. P. ScAKr.niiorc.ii, ' 07. P. I!. vS.MITll, ' 05. (i. .A. Sn i)I ' ;i;. ' 05. E. P. TlKIME, ' 0(i, 171 17 ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. OFFICERS. W. L. Brent President C. I!. ( ifi ' i ' .oKn Secretary . V. Friluings J ' icc-Presidriit ' . ( ). Hciwakh Treasurer EXECUTIVE C( JAIMITTEE. A. B. Cr.ARK CJminiian Hon. J. r. Foe. I ' roi ' . J. H. Smith. F. I). Carlton. C. Stone. W. T. Haiiii ' OUI). H. P. Hill, Jr. . . .Manager of Football Team H. Iv Tiki.mpson. Captain of P.asket Ball Team H. Blank Captain of Football Team j. I). Ciianev .Manaq-er Track Team H. F. VooDW. Rn . . Manager Baseball Team M. Ciianev Captain Track Team R. W. Crawford. . .Captain of Baseball Tram R. C. HumI ' ; Man oer Tenni.s Club J. P. Harrell. .Manager of Basket Ball Team l C. Hume Captain Tennis Club 173 ATHLETICS IT IS A STRAXIjE, and yut withal, an inciintt-stahlf tact iliat nur school has never been able to boast of some very needed facilities. Many yonnmr and less important institutions are ' iiiti;ri i ini; ' ns mi . ' ill sides; nut because llicii ' edncational facilities arc aiiv letter i fdrmir curriculum ciini|)ares favorably with any), but because we are handicai)i)ed by our lack, and a dire lack it is, of all things nccessarv fur that jihasc of cnllc5-e life which should he encouraged in every school, viz : , tliletics. Some (lav. perhajis. we shall he able to point with pride to a w ell-ci|uip]ied gymnasium, to a spacious athletic field and to ;ui athletic as.sociation constituting at least the majority of stu- dents at our I ' niversity. We shall not complain of any lack of college spirit and will be proud of the teams sent out to re]ire:;ent our Alma .Mater. Athletics, properly iufhdged in. redound to the credit of the sciiool. What single factor has done more for Princeton, Harvard or ' ale. if it be not athletics? More and more attenticn is being d ' . ' voted to the attainnu-nt of bodily perfection in our b?st universities; " nuns sana in coi ' pore sano " is becoming more and more the trend of modern education, and h should not we share in this good work and expend some ])art of our encrgv in innocent s])ort? We nnist labor under many disadvantages, we must overcome obstacles that mav seem insurmountable; but the consummation of our ambition will bring all the more glory to us. Having spoken of our cr ing ni ' e(ls, U seems onl consistent to denote how we can. in a meagre wav, overcome tluin. Tlu ' subject is a h.ickueyed one. since it has been dilated ujHin year after vear. in our . miual. but evidently with no results. The athletic material in our school is excellent, and one not cognizant witli the actual status of affairs wonders why we cannot cope with equal footing against schools of established athletic reputation. W ' e could do this if more interest was exhibited among our students. Xo one can afhrm an interest ]nontoting pure athletics is (Ulrimental. l.e ' t us therefore, have more candidates for our teams, in s])ite of o ur lack of proper athletic facilities ; more of us .should be willing to .sacrifice ourselves for the common good and welfare of our Alma Mater. Nothing but good can result. Once we have this in- crca.scd spirit instilled within ns. we need not fear for our athletic prowess. Let our motto be: " Hot.Ti:z EN A . sr. " 174 u H J aa O o 175 This is tlic most important hraiich of our atlili-tii-s, and n i ilmiljl the most popular. The past year saw i nc of the best teams put out by dur scliool despite its dishearteuiiifj finish. Ft was a comparatively H jht team, averaging only 158 lbs., it had to cope against teams its superior in weight and e.xiierience, and yet the record it made is mn- i ' mcd mu be ashameil of. " Para passu " it is Iml right tci slate that we had to travel to reaeii n ' lr jjraeiice grounds. We defeated ( ' jallandet in our o])ening game and did it so thoroughly that no doubt as to oui sujieriiiritv over the W ' ashingtnn school can exist. )ur second game was unfortunate, for altliough the ])laving was altogether in our favor, knowledge of the details of the game won the game for St. Johns. This defeat disheartened the team somewhat and in unr next game Cnlumbia L ' ni- versit - tied us. In our next gamv we easily defeated . 1. A. L ' .. and that des))ite the fact tliat man concessions had to he made. )n election day we met the Maryland .Medical College and after eliminating mo t of their hone tide ( :) players det ' eated them. The game ])roved costly, since several of oin- i)est men were injured and at a time when the were most needed; for we were now readv for our Xorthern trip. We therefore, hardly e |)ecti ' d to make a good showing against rivals in the .Xortli. The first game was played at New i ' .runswick. . j.. against Rut- gers College. The writer di.stinctly remembers how apprehensivel - the team eyed the well built, lustv Rutgers ' rei)resentativcs just infore the game. We went into the game witli almost no doubt as to our defeat, but with a " do ir die " spirit. . nd this sjiirit proved ])otent, for after the final whistle we realized that we had .proved victors over an institution proud of its athletic honors. Very nnich imi)ressed were we after viewing the Rutgers ' trophy room. an l tiuding out that we had defeated a team that had often put a featlur in its ca]) hy ilefeating W ' est Point, New Yi rk I ' niversitv, Haverford. iwathmore and ' ayette. ( )ur game with Xew York Uni- versity having b;en cancelled by that team at the last moment, we next locked horns with the strong { )range . thletic Club. We were outclassed in weight and ex])erience. for tiiat club is composed of ex-star varsity nun, and con ei|uently lost the game. The most imixirtant game of the year was now api)roaching and we were in a condition that boded little gonrl. For many seasons we had met and defeated Johns Hopkins, but our Water- loo was at hand. If the team had only been as equal to the occasion as our enlluisiastic rooters, the result would have been far different. Hopkins i)Ut out her strongest team, drawing largely upon its medical department and procuring men who have made tiieir mark in other big scliools. 176 Outweighed, handicapped by injuries, we fouglit every inch of ground, but it was of no avail — we were beaten by a superior team and beaten fairly. It was a disheartening finish but we can- not win every year. The following is a summarv of games played : Maryland 33 Gallaudet Maryland St. Johns 5 Maryland Columbian ii Maryland 18 Mt. St. Joseph Maryland (i Maryland Medical Maryland 13 Rutgers Maryland Orange Athletic Club 1(5 Maryland Johns Hopkins 3o Maryland fi Maryland Athletic Club. . .0 Go vs. 41 The men that constituted the team were well coached by Mr. J. S. l ' IcKee, and managed by M. R. Gibson. LINE-UP. 1!ri;nt Carnal Revell Mess more D A ' IS J. Mess MORE Blank o (Ciipt.) o Stone o o Sloan o Baughman Hala o o SUBSTITUTES. M. CiianI ' Y Left end Allk.n Left tackle F. WiNSLow Left half Bowie Right half J. Matthews StonESTreet Left guard ' iLLARD Quarter I. Chaney Right tackle A. Brookes Right end Full back 177 A REVERIE With apulogies to Milton. In lull 1 was — I swear it is no lie — A land of woe. with neither sea nor sky; Foul hissine; demons from all corners ponred. And hunj ry fnes from rocky ca erns roared. Around I saw great sturdy sinewy men Stand in a row — grown strong with constant toil. From years of standing, on Hell ' s sublime soil. The first was Rrent, great from his birth. Of mar ellous strength and wondrous girth ; iii| then st 1 Carnal, hv nf pDudrnus weight. ' With 1)1 )dy lithe, with brisk and tiimble gait. ' Phe next was yinniger Messmore, who appeared (juite coy, He tied to dismal regions while yet a boy; The fourth was Revell, he of " black-eye " fame, . ccustomed he to hellish fumes and Hame. Then came Da is, whose uncle forbade Him to play: yet a player he made: There stood the elder Messmore, he of yore A brilliant hero of Varsity lore. ' Phc seventh. I ' ank by name, Whose smile ' s always the same : The eighth was Stone, he of might and main In brawn a giant and of subtle brain. Then Sloan came from a southern state Tci miss his lecture was his fate; Bill Hahi was there from a far ninlhcrn land. Stravcd to this i)lace : he lo ed a hotter strand. |)(i nut fnrget Baughman, of monstrous make. Who when a babe was fed on milk :md c.ike. Gibson a lover of fair women was here. He always did love to have handsome girls near. Bowie and Chaney with others, in this ])lace. To mention their names would take a heap of sp.icc. Nine weary nights I spoke no single word; I swear ' tis true, though it may seem ;d)snrd. . t last my vexed mind to i)cace I brnught, Such towering men were here: thus I decided, 173 A football team we ' d form if they ' re so minded. Then up I rose in all majestic height And I screamed with all my royal might; " Carnal, Hala, Brent and all ye braves. Would you remain in Hell eternal slaves ? Why ! we would make a record breaking ' leven. And win us back our long-lost glorious Heaven. With Gibson here to manage our great team We ' d leave this place, and our pardon redeem : I ' ll teach you all I know of football art. And then from wretched Hell we ' ll all depart. Full many an hour, we practiced day by day. Perfection we ' d reach before we ' d play ; The place of center Messmore younger, well did fill. " Toddy " Sloan called his signals with a veteran ' s skill : Davis made a guard of ready hand, ; The other Revell could all withstand. The tackles were all in sooth, a mighty pair, Carnal, Messmore elder — let their foes beware : Both Brent and Blank played well at end. Each knew his place how to defend. A better half-back nowhere could be found ; Stone was like the wind in covering ground ; Bill Hala hit the line in whirlwind style. And Baughman punted over half a mile. Such was the team that I with care selected To win back Heaven, my hopes on it erected. So on we ru,shed and in a bitter plight, When lo ! the darkness changed to welcome light. And from afar we saw the gleam of Heaven, As we sped on a great and brave eleven. Now were we all before Heaven ' s paradise, I shivered ; ' s death — and rubbed my weary eyes : Alas ! ' tis sad that in my greatest glory. To an end I must bring so strange a story. Alas ! Ehen ! For I can nothing tell. But that in space I fell — and fell — and fell ; And landed strangely not in Hell — in Hell, But on the floor; I gasped, I raised my heavy head; There stood the alarm-clock, the tyrant at my bed. Cerberus, ' 0.5. 179 CM».r T BU 1 H " ? OH ■ ' 0 S BASKET BALL 1904-1905 ' I ' liis liraiich (if .spurt was (iri iiially started at our Alma .Mater in (.■xpcctation of forming a SciuiIktii liitercDllegiate Basket Hall League. For some reason tliis iilan fell througli and we, therefore, entered into an agreement to ]ila a series of three games with (Uir old rivals. Johns Hopkins, for the State elianipionshi]). It is hoped that next year the S. I. li. B. League will be formallv started and a new bond of friendlx rivalry spring up among Southern schools in our vicinity. After a few preliminary games with minor local teams we met Hopkins in f)ur first game. Xot being verv well uj) on the new rules our team lost the game on fouls that sliould have been avoided. The score was " 20 — S in Hoj kins ' favor. l)ut does not tell how hotly the game was con- tested. We |ila ed Swarthniore on lloor, January 2. " i and " .i!, and managed to win one game — tile second one. This game was very encouraging to the team, since Swarthniore has an en- viable re|)Utation in basket ball. Tliere is such an intense rivalry between Hojikins and Maryland that on account of games plaxed with other teams are of minor im])ortance. In preparation for oiu " seconil game for ilie State Collegiate Championshi]) we met teams from the llaltimore . th- letic Clul) — Defenders and I ' lelvideres. and the practice thus accorded stood us well on the night of Februarv i ' i. ( )n this night we met Hopkins and conclusively outplayed their team. The score was J8- " J1 in our favor and made the race for the Slate honors more than interesting. A ncwsi)a])er account of this second game a])])eared as follows: " Tlie Maryland team was con- siderably stronger than in the tirst encounter between the two teams, and to that fact the victory was primarilv ( uv. With the score ll-l against it at the beginning of the second half. Ho| kins scored three goals in Td seconds. .Mar land howevir look a brace and sl iwly jiiled up a winning lead. The lin.d game of the series was ])la ed on .March 2. Never was better team work dis- |)laved. . ihought the game would be very close, but from the start Hopkins was swept off its feet bv the brilliant jiass-work and goal throwing of our team. Three field goals and five points on fouls were all that Hopkins teau) eotdd get. while IH field goals and five points on fouls were i)iled up b otn- team. The victory was all the more great since we played on the Hopkins floor. Till ' tinal score was .Maryland : l-Hopkins 11. and clearly demonstrated our riglu to the Ini Ugiate championship of the State. Hopkins was forced to admit that our team was the i8o Vy best they had met throughout the season, and this is no little praise, since Pennsylvania antl Dick- inson had ben among the opponents of Hopkins. Our first venture in basket ball has been a suc- cess ; let it be duplicated next season. Next year if the Southern Intercollegiate League be formed we shall have to encounter such colleges as ' irginia. North Carolina, West Virginia, Western Maryland, St. Johns and Hopkins. The following men comprised the team : Bl. nk Right forzcard HAr.. (Capt.) Left forzcard Smith Center RiGHTON Riglif defense Tno.xrPSON Left defense Substitutes — Bare, Barton, Innsley, Brent, .Allen. Manager R. C. Carnal (05). i8r ; (.n- ' o» 182 THE TRACK TEAM ' 05 An account of athletics at our school this past scholastic year would be indeed incomplete without some mention of the track and field work. After faithful practice at the cage the follow- ing relay team was selected to run in the annual games given by Hopkins University Athletic As- sociation, viz: Xorris. Matthews, Stone and M. Chane . The team ran awav from St. Johns Col- lege in the mile relay. The track team was then sent to the Georgetown meet in Washington, February 2.5. The relay race with St. Johns again as our opponents proved unfortunate to us. Our first man fell and thereby lost almost half a lap — our second man gained some yards on his man, but when Stone, our third man, was put in the distance between him and the St. Johns man seemed too much to overcome. Stone was equal to the occasion however, and when he gave wav to M. Chaney. our last man, St. Johns had only about five yards lead. Chaney easily beat out his man and to all appearances we had won the relay race. The referee however sustained St. Johns in their protest and gave the race to them. Their protest was that our last man had fouled their man when passing him. The team will be sent to the annual spring games of the L ' niversitv of Pennsvlvania, v.-here it will run against ' illanova. Gallandet, St. Johns and probably Western .Marvland. It is hoped that the proposed games to be held by our school this spring will materialize. It would be a start in the right direction. AlSKfiBONOs. ATHLETIC RECORDS. 100 yards dash 10 seconds Pole vault 10 feet 4 inches 230 yards dash 22 2 5 seconds High jump 5 feet 9 ' 4 inches 440 yards run 51 seconds Shot put 43 feet 10 inches 880 yards run 1 minute 59 seconds Hammer throw 14.5 feet 2 ' 4 inches 1 mile run 4 minutes 32 seconds Discus throw 113 feet 120 yards (hurdles) 15 3 5 seconds One mile relay 3 minutes 29 1 5 seconds Broad jump 23 feet 183 BASEBALL W ' c may well hv prcnd of ruir last season ' s Baseball Team. I ' nder the Icadershii) of Capt. Jenifer nnd the excellenl inanagenieiit of ,Mr. L- inflow, it achieved results whicli were never expected. It defeated such teams as Johns Hopkins. Davidson. I ' niversity of North Carolina. lA ' hi.i;Ii. l-rauklin an l Marsjiall. St. Johns. Seton Hall, Manhattan College and Agricultural and .Mechiniieal of .Vnrth Carolina. Tin- onl defeats administered to the team were in games with FordlKini I iiiversity, .Annapolis, Randolph Macon, anil Syracuse. The following men comprised the team : o S.M ' l ' INCToN O o Deblois Cr. Kol ' ii ' ari:iu:i.m o o Ji ENIFER o R. WLINGS o W ' l.VSl.oW C.R.MIAM o 184 SONGS AND YELLS Tune— Old Heidelberg. YELL. (Jh, Marj-land, dear Alaryland, Our Alma .Mater dear; You ' ve come to us through ages old Towards you our love ' s sincere. With thoughts of you our heart ' s entwined And all our cares resign, May your old fame forever shine Throughout eternit}-, May your old fame forever shine Throughout eternity. H. P. H., Jr. OG. Air — Maryland. Maryland, My Maryland. We ' re here to fight for you again, We ' re made of stuff that can ' t be beat, •We ' ll make old wipe our feet, And when we give this College yell They ' ll wish their team was plumb in H ( )li, Maryland, ( )li, Maryland, The team that ' s never known defeat. Air — Dixie. There ' s a football game to be played today, And who ' s going to win ? Well, I should say — Why, ATaryland, Maryland, Maryland, of course. The other team will feel rather mean. For at football they won ' t be seen. Then . Be good. Go way back and sit down ! We ' re off to win for Maryland, riurrah ! Hurrah ! For Maryland we ' ll take our stand. And wipe old off the land, That ' s what we ' ll do. Hurrah ! Hurrah for Maryland ! Hippity Hoop, Hippity Hoop, Old in the soup, S-( )-V-V.. C-( )-v-r. Soup. Soup. Soup. Hippity Hus, Hippity Hus, What the H — I ' s the matter with us Nothing at all. Nothing at all. We ' re the Boys that play football. Maryland, Maryland, Mar_ land. Mary had a little lamli. Little lamb, little lamb ; Mary had a little Iamb Whose fleece was white as snin , Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went ; Everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go. Hurrah for Mary ! Hurrah for the lamb! Hurrah for the teacher That didn ' t give a ! Rah-rah-rah ! Rah-rah-rah ! Rah-rah-rali ! Maryland ! Maryland ! ! Maryland ! ! ! THE MONK. I went to the Animal fair, he was there ; The big Baboon, By the light of the moon, Was combing ' his aul)urn hair. The monkey, he got drunk. Looked up in the elephant ' s trunk, the fo(i]. Got back of a mule, -And that was the end nf the Mnnk, The Monk— the Monk the Monk fete] 185 SONGS AND YELLS. Air — King of the Cocoanut Grove. Oil ! we arc the king of the football field, We only We only. Oh Hopkins, you ' re the Queen and the Queen only Queen only. According to poker you ' ll understand That a King full, beats all the Queens in your hand And that is known throughout the land, Tiiree cheers for filil Maryland. M-a-r-y-l-a-n-d, Maryland ! Maryland ! Maryland! Hoora — Hoora — Hoora Siss — Siss — Siss Boom — Boom — Boom A— Ah ! Md. Md. Aid. lirika Koax, Koax, Koax, Brika Koax, Koax, Koax, Whoa ah! Whoa ah W ' luia ah Md. Md. Md. Chipee goree — gori. gorack. Maroon Black. .Maroon Black Hellie golunk. golunk, gulee L ' nivee of Md. Siss I ' lOoni . — .Ml. r,l-RL L OF A DEAD ONE CWLLED ATH- LETICS. Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note. Like our nniners. we never hurried. And all of the athletes were then half shot As athletics we solemnly buried. ' Iniried athletics at dead of night l ' ir none of us couUl stand the training. By the struggling moon-heanis misty light Our last bottle we then were draining. Few and .short were the prayers we said, In enterprise we were lacking : But we cussed out the school and wished we were dead For we never had had any backing. We thought as we hollowed the narrow bed ( )f the races we might have taken ; ( )ur|)rii ess was such we could stand at the head. But our failh in the school was shaken. Lightly we talk of the spirit that ' s gone. And o ' er his cold ashes upbraid him ; But one is certain, he ' s IkiuiuI to sleep on I In the grave where the students have laid him. Slowly and sadly we laid him down ITnhonored in song and story ; We carved not a line, we raised not a stone. He never was worthy that glory. ) i86 i87 THE MUSICAL ASSOCIATION IX ' J ' lll " . I ' uU of 1903, at the suggestion of Professor Heniineter. a Musical Association was fiirnied, composed of a Glee Club, Mandolin and Guitar Club, and an Orchestra. On April lith, 1!H)4, the Glee Club gave a concert in Lehmann ' s hall, that to say the least was a grand success. The Club was ably assisted by H. Merrill Ilopkinson. M.D., a graduate of our L ' ni ' ersity, and .Miss Jean Taylor, violinist. The selections rendered by the Club were of the highest order, and due credit should be given Professor Theo. lleniberger, a musician anil director of note, who under trying and at times discouraging circumstances developed a Glee Club whose efforts were greatly appre- ciated by the musical people of Baltimore. The proceeds of all entertainments given by the Musical As.sociation are turned over to ihc I ' .ndowment Fund of the University, to promote the welfare of the departments. . lthough this year opened with difficulty, yet the officers of the Association have tried to keep up the interest which was so manifest in the early part of the session. On Januarv 2r)th, a smoker was held in the Law Building, and the evening was enjoyed by all present. Dr. J. . ( .ighuer presented a scholarly paper on " Music in Medicine, " and the evening was spent in music and recitations by members of the .Association. The quartet, composed of Messrs. E. F, Moyse, 1st Tenor; W. R. Mclntire, -- ' d Teiior; X. G. llall, I ' laritone, and H. F. Messmore, Bass, have rendered selections several times dur- ing the year at College functions, and also outside. The Mandolin and Guitar Club, under the direction of Mr. C. L. Zieglcr, have shown their ability, having i)layed for several societies of the city. It is hoped that the .Musical Association will not go out of existence, as it is the only organization at the University in which all of the departments come together for social enjoyment. OFFICERS. X. G. Hai,i President J. J. CARROLL Vice-President A. C. Todd Secretary M. LettlE Treasurer BOARD OF DIRECTORS. S. M. Fi.DRiDCE, - . B. Davies, . 1 . McIntike. A. B. Clarke. LIXIVKRSITV QUARTI-rr. E. F. Moyse, ' R McIntire. I ' . G. II.m.i.. 11. I . Messmore. i88 YM C A ffi .U ' A ' ' V. M. C. A. OFFlCliKS. igo Y. M. C. A. HISTORY OFFICERS Prof. Samuel C. Ciricw, Honorary Prcsidcul ami Cluunmiii Board of Management. Benj. F. Tefft, Jr., President Rhode Island Ir. Burns, Vice-President Maryland Fr.v.nk a. Burden, Secretary West Virginia Wm. D. Meyers, Correspondint Secretary Virginia W. Ben J. Warthen, Treasurer Georgia C(_)MM1TTEES. Vance W. Brabham. Cliairnian Bible Study. E. .McQueen S. llev, Chairman Mendiersliil ' , South Carolina South Carolina Ira Burns, Chairman Kelii ious Meetiui s. J ' k.xsk . I ' iVRDEn, Chairman Missionar ,Wes Maryland N ' irginia C. Wesley Roberts, Chairman A ' eiv Students. D. niicl E. Ricmsburg, Chairman Room. Mary- Georgia land Arnold D. Tuttle, Chairnuin Literature Maryland ANOTHER year has passed and our work done in that time speaks for itself. As each class graduates, many of our best men leave us, going into other fields of usefulness and en- deavor. Many will continue in the same tracks trodden while in our University ; while others will not only be seen, but known to be strong, sturd}- men, who stand fur might as well as right — men who will be leaders wherever found. Our numbers are reinforced each _ ' car from the incoming classes. This year ' s classes havt done their share in an unusual way. Our ruimbcrs and strength have been increased ni all classes, until now we have the largest membership and strongest association since its founding, about eight years ago. The Bureau of Information, which was inaugurated in session 1003- ' 0-t, for the purpose of attending to the wants of the students, in respect to rooms, boarding houses, etc., was well pat- ronized this year by the student body. Another feature, added this year, was the handling of bag- gage. The work of this department has been highly jjraised by many who received its benefits. This year we have continued in group class work ; for Bible study we have more groups and a larger enrollment than in previous years. The .group studv is a success, inasmuch that manv classes have been formed, and meet at time and jilace convenient for each group, thercbv reach- ing more men. At the end of our liible courses, those who successfully pass examinations, are awarded a diploma, signed by the leader of the group, the President and Honorary President. ft igi The Mission Study class was led by Mr. F. lUirdoii ; it was very interesting, the leader having had eight years of experience in China, which was of great value to him in explaining the study taken up, " In the Hills of T ' Aug. " Mr. Burden has been with us for four years, and we have found in him a true and ardent worker. There is an increasing interest in Medical Missionary Work in our school. Dr. Willis Hotch- kiss, the great Soulli . nicrican missionary, was with us in February, ' 04 ; also. Dr. W. J. Wandless, who has been in India about fifteen years, was iierc on January 24-5. .Anyone talk- ing with these men could learn in a short time where their greatest field of usefulness was. A Missionary Fund has been started for the support of a medical missionary, to rejiresent our institution or all the Baltimore schools of medicine in the foreign field. Our school supporting a missionary depends for success on receiving subscri])tions. We hope that those who do not feel it their duty to go will do what is in their power to make it possible to send one of our number to the Orient. With the increasing interest in athletics in uur Inivcrsity, our association has not been in the rear. It has done its part, and we are pleased U mitc that some of our men are doing such fine work at the Central Association. For a long time our association has been in need of larger ([uarters, and now we can say we have a new home, occujjying the whole lower llofir of the for- mer Calvary M. H. Church, southeast corner of Lombard and (ircene Streets. .Much credit is due .Messrs. Teft ' t and Roberts for their success in nnking arrantjenients with the faculty on Oc- tober -Ith, ' 01, for the use of these rooms, the faculty having boutjht this ])ro])(. ' rty. but not com- ing into its possession until April 1st. Rev. Stevens, of the Calvary Cliurch. worked with us, so we were able to occupy the rooms from October, ' 01. There arc three rooms. One is used as a reception and assembly room, one for our reading room, which is equipijcd with literature of the day, games, etc. Some new pictures were bought, and the room is in good shape ; also there is a cook room, which is used to prepare good things when we have socials. The reading ro im is open from 8 a. m. to (J i .m., and is an excellent i)lace to meet friends, study or to pleasantly pass time between lecture hours. These rooms are well patronized and appreciated. Our annual sficial to new and old students was tin- christening event in our new quarters, Calvary Hall, on October VMh. It was a success in every way. Prof. S. C. Chew gave an in- teresting address. Rev. J. . . Allison and others gave brief addresses. Samuel Congdon, ini- ])ersonator, entertained in a very jjleasing way. Professors Nealc and Cordell and others of the faculty were present. The largest number attended this recejition of any ever given by our asso- ciation. Two other receptions were held during the year, and were events long to be remembered. Mr. Robert Mitchell, chairman of the social committee, deserves credit for his good work. Dr. Howard . . Kellv, on November 3rd, gave an informal social to a large delegation from the associations of the Medical and Dental Schools of Baltimore, at his home. No. lIDil Eutaw Place. About thirty L ' niversity of Maryland men were ])resent. Dr. Kelly and Rev. J. Timothy Stone gave interesting talks. Dr. Ceorge Stebbins, of Northfield fame, sang two hymns, in his usual pleasing way. They were " " The Shei herd True " and " . ] ' ird with a Broken Pinion. " A collation was served, and all were well pleased with the evening ' s entertainment. .M. ' io. on Janu- arv 21st, in the interest of missions. Dr. Kelly si ' ut invitations to the same scIkxjIs, and those who were present were delighted with his hospitality. 192 At the Sunday afternoon meetings we have been lavored with a number of speakers from the faculty. Some of the speakers were Dr. J. .Mason Hundley, who s]ioke at our first meeting, October 9, on " Personal Purity : " Dr. Hiram AVoods, en ( )ctober :5oth. Dr. Howard . . Kelly was also a sp_ ' aker. The subjects have been full of experiences and interest to mcHcal men. and were appreciated by the large number who turuL-d out. A series of three entertainments were held in College Hall for the purpuse i if raising a fund to purchase a piano and other furniture for the use of the association. The tickets readil - sold for one dollar each, and a good sum was realized. The talent was as follows : February 10th, concert. Prof. J. C. Hemmeter, ])ianist : .Mr. and .Mrs. J. E. Dickey, vocal duets: male quartette from University of AIar land Musical Association, Dr. R. Merrill Hopkinson. barytone soloist; Mr. S. I. Salzman, violinist. March inth, lime-light exhibition. " Scenes and Life in China, " by Mr. Frank A. P)Urden. April Tth. Mr. W. E. Ellicot Tyson, elocutionist: Mr. Jnlin j. Carroll, pianist: Mr. S. L Salzman, violinist. During the year our association was represented at the different conventions, as follows: February li. ' 04. Presidents ' Conference, at Xew P.runswiek, X. j.. .Mr. Tefift : State Conven- tion, at Cumberland, Md., March, ' i)|, .Messrs. Burns and Bostetter, and the Summer Confer- ence, at Waynesville. X. C, .Mr. C. Wesley Roberts. At the Bible Institute, in ISaltimore. Janu- ary l: -15th, we were well represented. ( )ur association also entertained two delegates from St. John ' s College while the were attending this conference. Many of our members have much interest in the Charity Organization Society of this city, which is doing good work. This work can be carried on by students while attending to their outdoor patients. It gives men a chance not (jnly to work for themselves, but to broaden out and to lend a helping hand to the deserving and needy people in vicinity of our L ' niversit -. This work is a new feature in our association, and should be developed. There are great possibilities and need of willing hands to carr - this through sucessfuUy. One word about the Students " Club, to be run under the association. The prospects are brigliter than ever for one to be estaljlislied ne.xt year. Let no man who is interested fail to make it known to the President of this .Association. Let us see what co-operation will flo. In conclusion, will say the work and standing of our association is gratifying, and while we have made a strong advancement in the ])ast, we are not satisfied with the present, and still push forward, with brighter hopes for the future. .At this time and place we wish to heartily thank the Facult -, Calvary M. E. Church, and all others who have in any contributed or assisted in putting our association u]ion its present firm basis. 193 ICJ4 Q 195 196 UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND DENTAL DEPARTMENT FACULTY Ferdinand J. S. Gorcas, A.M., M.D., D.D.S. Professor of Principles of Dental Seioice, Oral Surgery ami Dental Prosthesis, and Deari of the Faculty. James H. Harris. M.D.. D.D.S. Professor of Operatii ' e ami Clinical I entistry. John C. UheEr, M.D.. D.D.S. .-Issodate Professor of Prosthetic DeiitiS ' iy. Isaac H. Davis, M.D., D.D.S. Associate Professor of Operative Dentistry. Clarence J. Grien ' ES, D.D.S. Associate Professor of Cro7en ami Bridge Work. John S. Geiser, D.D.S. Demonstrator of Dental Technics. Timothy O. IIe. th voi.e, M.D., D.D.S. Associate Professor of 0-rthodoulia and Demonstrator of Operati ' Deulistrw L. WllITINC. I " . RI HOI,T, D.D.S. Demonstrator of Porcelain Inlay Work. Howard Eastman, D.D.S. Demonstrator of Prosthetic Dentistry. R. DoRSEv Coaee, A.m., Ph.D. Professor of Chemistry and .Metcdhirgy. John C. Hemmeter, Ph.D., M.D. Professor of Physiology. J. Holmes Smith, A.M.. M.D. J ' rofessor of Anatomy. 197 L ' . l)l- M. UKXTAL FACULTY— Continued. CllARI.HS W . M ITCIIKI.I.. M.l). Prt ' fcssor of Therapeutics. David M. K. Cri.i ' .KKTii. M.l).. I ' h.G. I ' rnfcssiir of MoU ' riii Mi-tlica. I . N ' 1)(I1,IMI WlNSl.dU, . .M., M.D. Clinical I ' rofi ' ssor of Oral Surt cry. J. W. lloi.i.Axr), M.D. Pciiioiistrator of Aiialoniy. Wii.i.iAM A. Rka. D.D.S. 11. I-. Bkrkukimi-r, D.D.S. j. I ' .IKNITK SkI ' .ASTIA.V. D.D.S. J. !•■. KoKlKNl-K. D.D.S. I ' uA.NCis j. ' ai.k. tixk. D.D.S. 11. C. Lii-u. D.D.S. Ci.vDK ' . .Mattiikws. D.D.S. Bi-RTox Tai.m. ge. D.D.S. V ai.ti;k D. W i.nkki.. ia. . D.D.S. C. Iv CiiHw. D.D.S. .issistaiit Pciital Pciiioiistralt rs. II. M. iMTznicii. M.D. . Issisliiiit Ihniioiislralitr e .liiatoiu . 198 CLASS OFFICERS 1905. 199 CLASS OFFICERS 1904-1905 |. Ci.AKKNrK Ai.i.KN. I ' rrsiihnI Xew Ndik l- ' uANK W . McC ' i-iKK, f ' icc-l ' rcsidriil ' irt(iiiia ( I l■:u ■Sl•: ( " -. ki;iii:im. Srcrrlury I ' lMiiisyKaiiia A. St . i.i: ' i!i nu N. ' ' rrnsnri-r Maiylainl HdUMi ' . M. I) WIS, JK.. ( r(ihir Maryland i ' " .. I ' ui;ii . !ll s!•;, llislniiau Xova Scutia JA. !i:s j. Ki: i: . I ' loj hc! Xew N ' i rl I ' KUT R. l.oxc. I ' d-! .Xc.rtli C ' .iroliiia J. l- ' .:.M ' iN-i ' W Ai ni AM, Critic .Maryiaml Ji). i:iMi II Imnhox. .IrlisI C inne(.-ticul . . .M. l)i i, . Srrij;r(ni -(il-. Inns South Carolina liditiirs iif C ' l lri r .liiiiiuil — I!. . m.i: I,i:s ' i ' !:u. ■!iisiih::s . lini(i :[, ' r Canada .V ' niAN C. K i; i; N !•; II i.i Ixlmde Island Ij: is Rdc.A.x IIkow N rizona l ' " .XI " .Cl " ' ri l " . CO.MMITTI ' .I " .. W ' li.i.ivM I. I ' .MM ' nx, Clidiniuin Xcw ' ork joii.N I- " .. C. Mn.i.i:u. Jk I ' ennsylvania Gkokcic I i II V(.ri " . . (. ' Ji-rscy ( i ' l ' i I) . . SK Canada S. . n ' i;i. I ' " . .M ii " Texas . I.I iiii ' .u 1 1 A. i . ortli Carolina I ' .KXKST 1.1:1: I) WIS .Maryiaml OSCAU . 1 ri n l.ixn Maryland o ■•J U4 SENIOR CLASS ROLL 1. Ai.i.i-N. J. C. H ' l . WNK lbaiiy. X. V. ■i. AKCiiAMHAfi.T, M rctic. R. 1. :i. Hanks. R. H.. " H) Madisuii, a. 4. Bakton. W. j.. = I ' tica, X. Y. 5. Hl.ATT. II. (■.. RfV lialtimoro. Md. (i. lifsii. W. ( " ... 5 l " l . . . .Chateaugay, X. Y. ;. Brown. 1,. R.. H+ ' l) Bisbee. Ariz. 8. Brown. . . S Baltimore. Md. H. Ciii-KKV, 11. . Boston, .Mass. 1(1. CociiKANi;, ( ). I,. . ...Bos Angeles. Cal. II. Coi ' Ki.ANi). . 1. C " Bast Redford. a. r. ' . Ci Ti-iiiN. R. . .. ' ifii Whitakcrs, X. C. |:i. Dwis. I ' " .. 1... Ki. WNE. . . .B altimore, Md. II. Dwis, 11. . 1.. n I ' ook ' sville. Md. I. " .. Dkan. ( . v.. Alii Hinton, V. ' a. K;. Dknms. ( ' .. I " ' Pinnacle, N. C. 17. Dial. U. ' P., ' Hi. WNIC. . . .Columbia, S. C. IS. Di.MoiK. W . l " . Windsor. X. S.. Can. l!l. Dfi.A. . . .MrK I ' .lack M ' t.. S. C. W. DuNNi;. J. 11.. H ! " !). .. .Springfield. Mass. SB Eari.v. J. I ' .., Ml Hood. ' a. •i ' i. Kiic.Ki.i.. I ' " . 1 ' .. H iJi Kt-yser. W. ' a. 2;i. Etchison, 1!., H) Monrovia, Md. •i . Finikin, J. II Hartford, Conn. 25. FiNDoN, J. W Hartford, Conn. 2(i. FoSTKK. I " .. W., n. WNE Union, S. C. 27. Frkw, a. B.. = Brushton, X. Y. 2S. Gkaiia.m, F. R St. Jobn. X. B., Can. •. " .I. H.v.ii:. ( ' .. IB. = Klizabetb, X. J. :i(i. Ham.. X. C... A ii. (-INK. . Providence. R. B : ' .l. Hand. W. 1... Ml Bnrgon. X. C. .!•. ' . 11i;ai.i;v. B. T Chateaiigay. X. Y. : ' .:!. Ili:i.. is. B. W.. H). WNF., l ' " t Henry. X. N ' . :il. Hill,, C.. 1 " ... ' l-n Cape l-.lizabetli. Me. :!. " ). Hii.Di.iiUANi). ( ' .. ( )., i2. .Fisbersville. ' a. :!(;. Hoi.i.ii AV. R. v.. = , WNE, Clinton. X. C. :{7. Hoi ' KiNS. J. S., = l ...Xew Market. Md. :i8. HoRToN, S. R.. H ' l ' l Wakefield. X. C. :?! . HoiriiKfSS., J. W .. H ' l . Tliomas ' n. Conn. •JO. Hl(.iiks. R. I r.altiniore. Md. " IB JiCNKiNS. E. I.... = Baltimore, Md. 42. Jknkins. J. ' .. S ' ! ' B.altimore, Md. II. I. " .. 4G. 17. ■18. -Bl. • ' lO. . ' .1. r.i. . " )(■(. . " )7. .J8. . " )!•. (111. I!l. (!2. (14. (i. ' i. (Ki. 0(. c.s. lift. 711. 71. 72. 7:1. : I. 7 • " . 78, 7!i 80, SI Ki:nni:y, J. J.. H Camden, X. J. B. . ii!. J. 1 ' .. H 1 Clinton, X. C. Bi-STKR, B. . .. E ' l " ! ' . 0NE. Salisbury, X. B.. Bi: A ' . D. A iialtimore, Md. Bind, O. M I ' .altimore, Md. Bong. B. R.. n Ro.xboro, X. C. McCann. J.J Brooklet, P. Q., Can. .NBCi.ri-K. F. W ' .. H Fairfield. ' a. McCi.LNC., J. 1 IBirrican, Wis. McF. DDEN. M. T.. H " ! " . WNE Fort Bawn, S. C. McIntiri:, W. R.. H . .Xew Bondon, Ct. Masonand Dixon, Pa. Mc ani:. .a. W.. Ml Bortland, Me. MoFKKTT. S. F.. Ml -Morales. Texas MovsK. !■:. F.. H . ..Sydney. C. 11.. Can. Mii.i.i;k, J. F. C. Ju.. H - ' l " . WNE Xew ( )xford. Pa. Mn.i.KR. 1- " . W Penn Baird, ' a. .Mil. I. INS, R. B) Broken Bow, Xeb. Xask, ( )., H , WNE, St. John. X. B., Can. Pyles. C. T.. n P(X l ' .sville, Md. Price. W Baltiiuore, Md. Rii.EV, W. H Wooilstock, ' t. Ross, J Baltimore, Md. Ski.E, i. R.. Ml Bincolton. X. C. Skagcs. C. H., n Hinton, W. a. Snivei.v. C. I... ♦{) Keedysville, Md. Snyder, C. . .. H . . . . Xew Oxford. Pa. Si ' ERRow. H. ' ..H I ' . Hedgesville, W. ' a. Steinhkck. C. 11.. H l ' .WNE.C.ray. W. ' a St. John. I ' .. I) Holyoke. AFass. . i.T. i. N. J. F... H . . . .I ' rederick. Md. W, REiiEi. i. Ci. C. Cilen Rix-k. Pa. Wi:i.i.s. C. J I B m|)stea(l. B1. Welsh. J. V. Lancaster. S. C. WiiiSNANT. . . J. .. . Rutberfordton . X. C. Wood. H. 1 " .. H I ' I Roanoke., ' a. WOODEORD. II. F.. S . WNE Charleston. W. ' a. YACOUBYAf. K.. Rev. . Cairo. Fgy|)t. Brown. S. 15 Brownsville. Md. 202 SENIOR CLASS. 203 SENIOR CLASS. 204 K jj . . -..-;.i jg J : ' i ' ' :-;WM-!il »! ,- SENIOR CLASS. 205 SENIOR CLASS. 206 THE LABORS of the Class of 1905 are about drawn to a close. Three years of work, of anxiety, of anticipation, have stolen quietly away into the long vista of the past, leaving us to thoughtfully dwell on the experiences of those bygone days with feelings akin to the un- speakable. Pleasure and pain, hope and despair, great expectations and disappointments, have followed each other in quick succession through the college experience of many, and perhaps, most of us. Yet this is no new thing. It was ever thus since the wheels of progress began to turn, and will be till the last human cry is lost in the wreck of worlds. As a class, we are remarkable for at least two things : firstly, as to numbers, and secondly, as to " final perseverance. " One of the largest classes the University has seen, and during the three years only three men have dropped from the ranks, — Speas, through financial embarrassment ; Kirven, through financial engorgement, and Saxon, through financial curtailment. To this number we regret to add the name of L. A. Arose- mena, of South America, who died during the Summer of 1903. As to numbers, the losses have been more than made up by men attracted from other colleges to our new and finely equipped Uni- versity. No less than a dozen have given old U. of A I. the preference, and will graduate with our class. This sketch will deal more particularly with the doings of the Class during the Senior Year, and will accordingly begin where the Historian of last vear left off. The Summer Session was attended by a larger number than usual, the advantages of which have been scarcely realized by the students. Thirst for traveling impelled a notable trio to en- gage as chambermaids on a transatlantic cattle-boat, and the three of them, — Woodward, Dial and McCann, — visited England, Scotland and France during the early part of the Summer vacation. We had the pleasure of calling on McCann, and after a few preliminaries, his roommate, Healev, passed us a box of twenty-five cent cigars — which we declined, on account of an uncultivated taste. " Were you seasick, Mac? " was the first question we sprang on him. " Not by a d sight, " he answered. " The variagated quality of the perfumes gave us something else to think about, be- sides ' other things, " " and Mac scratched himself suspiciously. Healey declared that Mac had poured such nerve-wrecking tales of the ocean into his ear, that he was compelled to take a half- pound pill of gtiita percha every night, to put himself to sleep. We regret to learn that Woody and Dick were moody and sick (this is a new joke, which we have had copyrighted). They were sick one day, and were hanging out adjacent portholes, when one of the other chambermaids sympathetically inquired of Dick if he were feeling weak. " No, " he indignantly replied ; " I ' m 207 throw iiif, ' it a far as W ' nddy. " lUit Dick ' s oxpcricnci ' in Paris with the little dark-eyed French ])each " was the climax i)f his lia|)|)iiuss. " (iee, " lie says, " wasn ' t siie a sweet little thiiijj. and she coiildn ' l sjjcak a word of Fin lish, either. " antl Dick beams with delight. W ' e all wonder if it would he a pleasant trip. Well, someone is said to have remarked to someone else whohearil it said to .-ini ither, the had told a friend, who told them that thev be- lieved the boys said they thon ht the trip was rather pleasant. That the boys apj)reciate their annuals, es])ecially when they have paid for them, was fully demonstrated when they returned in October. During the Summer they had not received them as expected, and now- it was an animal or hlood, . number of boys secured theirs after making a dozen or so tri])s to the news stand and the olTice of the sli])perv individual who seems to have a faculty of not being at home. .Many have given up the search. Long probably luade a record number of visits, havini., ' worn out nine ])airs of good shoes and four pairs of rubbers pacing up to l- ' ranklin street. In other words, l-ong walked many a furlong to bring along his bt)ok, which should belong to him. hut will be long longing. ' liew I Running after the amuial reminds us of a littlj nnming ineiilent where Hush and Hotchkiss and another, uho e name we |iromised not to dividge. had running " beat to death. " So that readers ma have a detinile idea when this occurred, we luav sav it was between the beginning of our Freshman year and the end of our Senior year. The affair is a secret, but history demands thai facts he told ; so it is on account of conscientious scrujiles that we relate the story for the first time. The three of them were out strolling about rather late one tvening, when it became neces- sar - to cross through the " Tenderloin " section well to the west, in order to reach home. Having reached a well-known street a little horde of toughs suddenly surrounded the innocent pedestrians, and demanded the nature of their business. .Ml three realized that they were suspected as being spies, but finally persuaded their captors that they were merely strangers who had gotten lost in the great citv. So they were allowed to jiroceed. Something hajjpened a moment later, which made the toughs again suspicious, and they pursued and again surrounded the sup])osed sleuths; and. after a er short and ])ointed parley, a scrap began. Three against ten looked a little one- sifled, and after a few rounds, all three broke away, and began making siirinting records. The partv whose name we have not mentioned led by two necks, and struck a l. " )ll ll-l(i cjjp. Rosie realizing how unnecessarv a stitT hat is in a race like that, allowed it to fall into the hands of the pursuers, and was aliU ' to linisli the race in " . ' .o:!. John was not distanced by any means, and made a verv creditable showing. The hat met a miserable fate, " and it was a brand new one, too. " Rosie says. tearfidK. |ohu has changed his jilay-grounds since then, and is now King of the Harem. Tin- strength of the dental |irofession is plainly shown, when it was able to wrest Snyder from the whole L ' . S. . rmy. ( )ne would scarcely believe this, but the facts are plain. George has, on more than one occasion, ])roved that he is a hero. If. for instance, he, by mistake, extracts a Richmond — crown, root and all — he merely k)oks wise and calm, quickly bows the patient out, hides, and thus escapes a suit for daiuages. George has |)etitioiu(l the Dean to amend and revise " Ouestions and . nswers. " thus: O. — ( )f what use are Richiuond crowns? A. — ' erv u.seful as scrap gold. They should never he allowed to remain long in a patient ' s mouth. 208 J. V. Jenkins is a man with the most profound business instinct of any person in the class. Just one instance showing this trait will be sufficient. During last Summer he took a mortgage on a man ' s farm in Virginia, in part payment for extracting a couple of mean little molars : and yet he comes back looking the very image of generosity, and cheerful withal. E. J. Jenkins represents the grey-haired dignity of the class. He has learned the names of the different-shaped hand-pluggers and excavators, has a patent way of folding non-cohesive foil, can cut rubber dam, and, in short, knows a whole lot about our profession ; for, don ' t you see, he is in [iretty good company. There is one thing about him, however, we might mention: he has a wav of saying what he thinks. This is not always best. In short, it is often dangerous. J. C. Allen, though onl}- with us for the last two years, climbed to the position of Class Presi- dent, a station which he has filled very satisfactorily. He has, of course, failed to please every- body ; but it must be remembered that Gabriel could not have satisfied us all. Jack has a love af- fair which would make good history if details were at hand, but they are wanting, and no one regrets this more than the Historian. His room-mate, Barton, has had a few adventures, but he has such a disreputable way of keeping things to himself, that he will have only himself to blame if his history is uninteresting. It is suspected that he has a lady friend at home, away up in New York State somewhere, and naturally it would not be right to tell what a great lady ' s man he is here. It might make trouble at home. We will now couple Hill and Edgell. What a team they make. Both show visible marks of overst ' .nlv, having fallen in weight from two hundred to three hundred and ten pounds, approxi- mateh-. Hill is compelled to wear that famous dressing-gown to preserve a semblance of his former greatness, and Edgell ' s clothes hang on him like a union suit on a clothesline, or the way Edgell ' s overcoat hangs on Lester. Have you noticed it? Ah! jokes, thou art responsible for many absurdities. McVane, Hill ' s understudy, is another inveterate plugger, having been known to sit up as late as ten o ' clock on more than one occasion. Helms spent his middle year at the New York College of Dentistry, and we are glad to see him back, to graduate with our class. Waltman comes from a little country village, where he holds great prominence as a dealer in pork. Recently he cornered the market on heavyweights, and if we believe him, many of the pork- ers weighed seven hundred pounds. He thinks we are easy. This led Sparrow to hatch up pork stories, to the effect that he himself owned pigs which weighed in the neighborhood of half a ton. Sperrow has, of course, the spirit of the Southerner who hates to be beaten. Well, after that, the curtain was hauled down by their almost paralyzed hearers. Sperrow tells another tale of how he fell out of a third-story window in Wheeling during the Summer, and merely cut his feet on some glass. Observe, that naturally, his feet struck the ground first. He wandered down town, and was eventually gathered up by a kind-hearted cop, who tremblingly inquired of the night-robed traveler where he wished to go. " I want to go to Wheeling. " wailed Sperrow. The kind-hearted cop at once guaranteed him an inexpensive night ' s lodging. Archambault is a striking character, — striking anyone who comes in his way. Good-natured, if rubbed the right way, and has a laugh perfectly remarkable. aog The bland Rabbi Rlatt, with his beard clipped, reminds us of when, as a Freshman, he could not permit " the clippers ' " to relieve him of his whiskers, on account of his jjosition in the church. How he tried to carry allnv tillinss to the cavity by means of a spoon excavator, and heaven knows li ' iw lie expected U) .i;et llie iiiercur - there, is a perfoniiaiKe we will not forget in six hundred years. .- . S. Ilriiwii lias lahnratory experience galore, but. being a stranger in the Infirmary, we have little to sav. We li(i])e. however, his history will imt have to l i written by our successors. ( ). !,. (. ' ocliraiie, e. -rresickiit. diplomat, and Californian. l)i])lomats are born, not made, and a man must be an ade])! at electioneering if he expects to accomplish anything. With a novice it works something like a boomerang. Cochrane succeeds better as a student, and will stand higli at the finish. K. . " . C ' ntchin. the tvpical Sonlherner. has led an industrious career, doing honest work, and pleiitN ol it. E. 1,. Davis is well-known as a |)heno;iienal sUideiU. lie has taken up medicine, surgery. kntistry. and everything ajipertaining thereto, in all their varied branches and departments. His health has been so much shattered by such a strenuous course that we fear he may be ill about the Sth of .May. We leave him in the hands of a merciful faculty. H. .M. Davis, our selected Class ( )ralor. is a .Marylander. )tie has only to look at his hair to know that he is a foot-ball player; but now he is wrestling with his oration, and is not doing anything rash enough to be recorded as history. Dean came all llie wa from West Viiginia after a diploma, and if steady ])lodding will get it. he has nothing lo fear. Dimock. is another plodder; li;is done a large amount of good. |)ractical work and study. Tie will do credit to Xova Scotia. The ver mention of Ktchison ' s name conjures u]) in one ' s mind a bevy of pretty ,girls. This last year lie lias played whist ten nights every week, and has won fifteen games out of every dozen plaved. . large, strong oak table in the centre of his spacious apartment is piled u]i with trophies and |)rizes he has won. He has also taken up music. Till ' I ' indon brothers belong u in v England somewhere. Their greenest year was .spent at the 11. C. D. S. After their second year they swore they would never darken the Tniversity doors again ; but we obsirve they have recanted. Having a strong family reseinhlance. they have a |)ecnliar ailvantage over the rest of ns at roll-call. ]. II. can easily be itu tempore J. W. I ' " .. W. Ff)ster, of South Carolina, has a history unique, and the present Historian feels alto- gether uneipial to the task. He is easily the sportiest sport in the class. Is a true friend of the ladies, even ])rescribing peroxiile in doses which would probably bleach. Did it bleach an ' . luh ? He is a noted student, and often works between meals, even going so far as to make his own Downey, and actually answer uji in I ' rofessor Harris ' quiz. Frew is the moral backbone and spiritual adviser of the class, . fter wrestling with all the ])rohlems of life, he has summed up the matter in these words: " Girls will be .girls. " Yet he is cajiablc of greater things than this. His jiraetical work is excellent. Frew is not easily made angry, but Dr. Rosette put his foot in it when he asked hini if he were a Jew. Graham got his game leg suppled up this year, and Archie has had nothing to stumble over and fall out about ; nor has Sperow had a whack at him this year. He satisfied his Provincial Board during the Summer that he knew something. Hague is an authority on mosquitoes, and also knows something about girls ; but which is the greater evil he has not yet decided. " Experience, " he says, " is a great thing, but too much of it makes trouble. " There are other things we might mention, but we know he will pardon us if they are omitted, — yea, thank us! He is a great admirer of " Hawkins. " Hand makes a specialty of calling on the ladies. He has it down to a science, and can give cards and spades to Woodward or Dial. As to work, he is a hustler, and will do well. We will get square with him for that bull-dog story. Hail, with his significant initials, comes from Rhode Island. He narrowly escaped being Class President, but Allen is to blame for that. He is President of the Musical Association, how- ever, and an editor of the Annual, to say nothing of his other attainments, such as artist, musician, ladies " man, etc. Nate is well liked in the class, but has been unusually reserved this term ; we hope it is nothing more than Senior dignity. Hildebrand has developed nothing worth mentioning, unless it is a slight inclination to work, which may pass away with time and care. That hat-pin which he had run through his hand last year seems to have domesticated him to a large degree. He may not need another for years. Plopkins has a history composed of 95 per cent, of work. The other 5 per cent, is the shortest road from home to college and back again. That translated into English means success. R. L. Hughes is a Baltimorean, with office experience, and consequently, a stranger. We wish him success if he can get it, but nuist add from our extensive experience that watching the Vulcanizer does not help a man put in a gold filling. Ask Barton if it does. J. J. Kenney, prophet, benedict, politician and sport, — the same today as when we were all little Freshmen, and he expected to be Class President. We are all dreadfully human, and J. J. is no exception. He has taken considerable interest in class matters, has done good professional work, and will be a credit to the class. Probably no one has taken a greater interest in class affairs than B. . . Lester. His sacrifice of time and energy has been unstinted and freely given. He has an extensive correspondence with " Philendelphia, " at least as far as he Is concerned, but no replies have been received. He is an editor of the Annual, and has good standing in practical work. Levy has not been forgotten since he sent the keg to the old laboratory. Long may he live. B. R. Long, the giant in theory, next demands attention. He has the real reputation of being a student, but finds time to do his duty as Class Poet. His close application has made his career barren in episodes, which might have made his history more entertaining, though less cred- itable. Therefore, we will have to bow him out and consider McCluer, a Virginian. Mac does a whole lot, but seldom thinks. When he does think, he evolves something like this, — a painful example. " Every homely girl sl-.ould strive to become pretty, and every pretty girl to become still prettier. " Judge him from this. He will be remembered by the fine specimen and prac- tical work he has done. W. R. Mclntyre studies well, loafs well, sings well, plays well, talks well, acts well and eats well. What more can be asked ? But that beard, ouch ! J. L. JMcClung is plainly from West Virginia. He has play-grounds of his own, but we know nothing about them, but suspect that there will be man - a heartbreak when he returns to his native hills. McLaughlin, the recluse. — the very embodiment of retirement, — comes next on the list. Still waters run deep, and this may be true of him. Apparently he is a man of good parts. K. W. .Miller is another man possessed of that modest reserve common to ' irginians ; but he is beginning to branch out. He afi ' ords a .strong contrast to our friend, J. E. C. Miller. Jr., who is known as the buy detectivi ' . ( )f course, detective work is ver - useful in the dental i)rofession, but some little knowledge of dentistry should accom|)any it. His niottn is: " Xo work and all joy makes Jacky a smart boy. and he lives uj) to it. " .Miller is also tinted fur his extreme views on temjierance and wnrldiy pleasures. Moffett, frnm the wilds of Texas, knows how to make crowns, and he knows his theory, too ; so that Texas will k- pmud of him when he returns home. I ' vles has attended quietlv to his routine work, and has thus bereft the Histnriau of much valu- able material. This is a matter on which to congratulate him. W. I ' rice sa s necessit- knnws no law. Kill two birds with the one stone. .Vever give up a certainty for an uncirtainty. .Always be in two jjlaces at the same time. Graduate or bu st. Stran- ger as he may be, Price has gotten in his practical work, and will make good when his shingle dangles in the wind. |oe Dunne is a man of ])roverbs, too. His favoritt ' one is: " Never do today what you can put ofil ' till tomorrow. " ' el we hope the faculty will not be unduly influenced by this remark. He will return home a mere wreck of his former self from the effects of over-study. A. . 1. Dula. sergeant-at-arms, mimls his own business, and works faithfully. ( )ne would never imagine he is a Tar-lleel. |. Ross has a historx uneventful, but studded with twenty-one months of steady work, of which he is probably jjroud. He also attends entirely to his own business. Self ami W ' llsli siemed iuse])arable. but the fatal day came, and now they live apart. They were transferred from the I ' .. C. IX S. after their Freshman ear. Still, we believe dentists are bom, not made. Snivciv has .stood the test very well, as far as popularity goes, and especially so among the ladies. Success in his chostn ])rofession is assured when the ladies are on his side. He .should not allow them to charm him. though, as he did once, when he gave away secret ])ass-words and grips. W ' areheiin and W elU lia e both bad |)eriodical shocks of nervous pmstnuion, caused by ex- ces.sive studv. .More shocks mav follow before May Sth. W.irebeim elected Class Secretary. Harrv Wood has been seriously interrui)ted in his course by illness, but we are exceedingly glad to have him with us this vear, in s])ile of his indisposition. Harry lends nuich to the moral backbone of the class, and is a clever workman. Whisnant, after being out a mimber of years, has returned to graduate with us. His his- tory is. of necessity, short. 2t2 Yacoubyau comes from the ? . C. D. S., is a man of vast learning, — especially on theological subjects, — and we would wish as much for him in dentistry, only we fear his ground work was defective, for which he may not be to Itlame. ' In time Dr. Yacoubyau will be O. K. Cupid got in some work among our boys, and two of them became benedicts. Otto Nase brought back to Baltimore a blushing bride to share his joys and sorrows, and while congratu- lating him we may do the same for L. R. Brown, who, during the Christmas holidays, brought to a climax an affair bordering on the romantic. Both couples have tht- best wishes of our class. Steinbeck, Horton, McFadden and Holliday were transferred this year from the Univer- sity of Virginia to the University of Maryland. They have all become popular in the class, partlv because they have exhibited such good judgment in selecting an up-to-date institution from which to graduate, and partly because of tlieir affable manner and good fellowship. Cherry was transferred from Tuft ' s Dental College. He has made decided progress towards housekeeping. She said " yes " when he asked her. Riley also came from Tuft ' s, but he will have to tell his own history. C. H. Skaggs has been practicing a number of years, as has Dr. MuUins; and now both are after diplomas. For some time Dr. .Mullins did not miss a lecture; then, after a wliil ' , he dare not. He was sorry he started out so well. Lamb, transferred from the 1!. C. D. S. this year, has an abnormal weakness for the ladies, but gives them only what time he has between meals. Holliday taught him Imw to shoot crap. Dennis came to us this year, appreciating the value of a l ' niversit - of .Mar land diploma. He drummed up his patients at Sunfla --school, and got a goodh niinilxr (if them. W ' e leave him in the hands of the Critic. Our feeble attempt at history is here ended, and we trust everything said will be taken as it is meant — good-naturedly. We have purposely avoided harsh criticism, and only regret that space forbids a more detailed and comprehensive review of every individual. As a whole, our class has held its own with its predecessors, considering the difficulties en- countered. We have all seriously felt the break in our course owing to tlie t.gring down and re- building operations, during which we were largely tleprived of Laborator_ - and Infirmary; but that may be looked upon as nothing, when we consider the admirable equipment now at our dis- posal. The time for our final parting has come, and we will bid a last farewell to man}- a friend. Differences and petty spite should be forgotten, in order that we nia - always have our college days to look back upon as a pleasant memory. We have now arrived at a gateway jjresenting a new outlook on life ' s bus - activities, where fresh energy and strenuous effort are re(|uircd to grapple with new problems. Work is the watchword. " Scorn delights and live laborious days. " Success follows. Here ' s success t ' ' : one and all. E. F. Movsic, Historian. 213 ■■( )h. for one of tho;e hours of riladness! (lOiH " , also like our y iuth, too soon. " . . IX CI1I ( ). ICU. ( J the future doini s and sayiny;s (chietly sa}infjs) of m_ classmates, images might be written and hours spent in dilating upon their manifold attractions, beauties and accomplishments, hut the space allotted forbids such a procedure, and I imagine it will he suf- ficient to state, as the me mbers of the Class well know, that most of them have spoken or can speak for themselves. So in submitting the little eflfnsion the writer has no other ajjologies to make if he has neglected to note some im])ortant facts : but would add for the benefit of those not so well ac(|uainted with the Class, that as there is one glory of the sun, another of the moon, and one of the stars, so even does the glory of the Class of of Xaughty-Five outsiiine the most effulgent rays f)f any previous graduating Class. After five years of steady, strenuous toil at the chair. I decided to visit some of my class- mates, having received many |)ressing invitation-; to do so. Cou|)led with the thought that per- haps the relaxation from work ;md ,i change of scene would htiutit me. ,inil as my inin l reverted to student davs, I felt, to ipioir l.ougfellow: 214 " A feeling of sadness and longing Which is not akin to pain, And resembles sorrow only As the mist resembles the rain. " First going to New Oxford to see my old friends, J. E. C. Miller, and the modern Ananias, Synder. Arriving at said town at dusk, I put up at the inn, the natives call it THE HOTEL. The colonel is well thought of, he being the hero of many wars (mostly jack-pot poker). Calling on the valiant Colonel, he invited me to dinner.wliich I declined, fearing he would help me to a few kind ( ?) remarks, as I had eaten alongside of George for two years and did not hanker for any such favors. Rufe, George ' s brother, told me he had been doing a $.5,()0() business previous to George ' s advent to the office, but of late they had much leisure time to themselves, and had taken to counting fl - sjiecks on the walls, but that when the summer boarders arrived they hoped to do better. Aliller was their laboratory man, but 1 failed to meet J. E. C, as he had gone down to the corner an hour previous to get some " suds, " and did not return before I left. Journeying up through Canada, I happened to sto]3 at a little hamlet in New Brunswick, and having some time to spare, decided to look around a bit. Approaching the local ])olice force, consisting of one uniformed man, to make some inquiries, I was surprised to find that the man encased in blue and brass was my old classmate, Graham. After a friendly chat, he informed me that there was a medicine show holding forth in the suburbs, and gave me directions for reaching the spot. Upon boarding a trolley I was met by Lester, who ])rom])tly pocketed my nickel v ith a sickly grin. His conscience seemed to trouble him as of old. Arriving at the show grounds, 1 found a neat canvas tent covered with large ])osters announcing that Dr. Dimmock, the world- famous painless extractor would " draw " teeth free of charge that evening. He appeared on the platform arrayed in cap and gown, having taken a violent fancy to this apparel his senior year, and looked decidedly wise and dignified. The entertainment opened up with a song and dance by my old friend. Lamb, who was achieving fame as a Hebrew impersonator. Lamb has been obliged to take up his abode in the King ' s domain, owing to a slight mistake of his in interpreting the laws of his native State. The first patient now mounted the operating cliair, consisting of a kitchen chair placed on a soa]) box. She was a buxom young lady, and as Dimmock was preparing for the operation, Mclntyre, who was also employed by the management, sang in a clear high tenor, that all pathetic ballad, " Good Bye, Little Girl, Good Bye. " Having no desire to be subponred as a witness in a suit for damages, I hastily left the scene of carnage, but not soon enough to escape hearing the blood-curdling shrieks of the victim, blending radicr unharmoniously with Mac ' s mellow tones. Before leaving Canada, I visited Dr. Nase, who was d.oing a thriving business as an undertaker in connection with his dental ])ractice, and is reaping profits. He kills and then buries them. L pon returning to Baltimore, that dear old hot-bed of malaria, I met A. S. Brown. He told me he had renounced the dental profession, and was conducting a large dairy farm with much success. Visiting the farm I found Self employed as manager. I also found Lynd, and found him the same as of old — careful, painstaking, attentive to business and prospering. 215 W ' liiU- in Toxas I was sonn ai prised of MoHctt ' s faun.-. It seems that, haviiifj a natural inclination for detective work and lon jing for a life of excitement, lie had affiliated himself with tliv kantjers. and was ])atrollins,r the plains a terror to all evil doers. lie had also contracted an alliance with a blushing young damsel from Duzerne street, w iio had won liis affections during liis senior year. Going to Hagerstown. 1 was not surprised to learn that Davis ' and Dennis ' fame as orators had ])receded them, even to this most remote land. Gorgeously lithographed on the billboards was Davis in his striking and characteristic attitude, leonine head, and liir ' c, open countenance. Den- nis, as of old, ihiii. s])righil and pompous, with that stereotyped, knowing, wise look. The head- lines said the were to sjjcak that evening in the ])alin garden of the Pilgrim ' s Rest. I attended. .Never have I seen such a varied crtnvd. . niottled assemblage of corn crackers, swamp angels, s(|uatters, root diggers and back-woodsmen, had gatlu red to hear this double-headed aggregation. The gist of their discourse was an exhortation to the listeners to give u]) their various |)ursuits and elevate themselves by studying dentistry, holding tlumselves up as examples of how the lowly had risen. Trul a galaxy of busted talent. Ma - they meet with just reward of " barnstomers. " Itl ' itt 1 foiuid in r.altimore on the east side. When 1 called 1 found him reclining on a couch with a f:ir-away, jien iw look on his face. I shook hands witli him and asked how everything was. I was tilled witli ci inst. rnation when he rejjlied. " (lod bless you. go to the d 1. " His broth ' T came in at that nioiin-ni and informed me lllati was slightly loose in the cer.brum. Levy has given up dentistry, and runs a Kansas drug store. in front room and whi.sktv in the back. " A line beezness, " he says. I foiuid Hall li ing ea. . lie finds time to de|)art from his multiludiiinus duties as Surgeon Dentist to the millionaires of Rhode Island to go hootiug diiwn in (lenrgia, an occasional cruise on his yacht, and a race in his auto- mobile. 1 lotchkiss is still something ni a hypochon Iriac. fussing abnut his health and living a life of solid res|)ectability. lie has given up dentistr -, taken a wife, and conducts the be t hotel in .N ' iantic. It is the only one. however, hence the best. Hague is as of old. the man of well-balanced, subtle, anil llv night ful judgment, and conducts A higii class K ' nt;il emporium, catering only to the elite of Elizabeth. . j. I met Ilartou in New ' ork at the Hoffman House (bar), and foinid him the same good fel- low, lofty in impulse, though not altogether with nit faults, but still a Southern gentleman. 1 am now remimled of .McCanii. To this .g ' eat man ( statme of mean) tribute is unneces- sary, and comniend. ' ilioii would be imp.rtinent. " ou all know him .-md cm easilv fortell his future by ])ast. Ill llangor I met the same old Hill. diiK m ire a oirdii|)ois ;ind good spirits. After the first greetings he immediately invited me " around the corner. " where, he explained, I could wash the dust from my throat. He is the editor of the liangor liliitter. " I ' .awk " W ' altmaii. of " habits-very-tidy " fame, is manifesting the excellent ediK-ation attaineil at college of making the young laugh and the old howl. He is now known to concert-hall fre- (|uenters as the " Hilarious jester and Fun .Manufacturer. " He apjiears nightly on the Howery. " liaty I ' .oy " luchison. of iiKjuiring mind and ram])ant reasoning, has broken the shackles of dentistry and had adopted the more fitting vocation — for him — of " logging " on the Mississippi. 3i6 Dropping into the " Fuch ' s Hoble " to get a " dark " one afternoon, who should I see but W ' hisnout sitting on the table and entertaining a crowd of loungers by a tale of how he usesd to make plates in North Carolina. I tried to av.oid him, but as soon as he spied me. he grabbed me bv the arm and insisted upon my partaking of some " elixir of life. " We ended up by being put out, and I had to put Whisnout to bed. Little Joe Cunn has taken up politics, and from the way his constituents speak of him, I judged he was to be the next Mayor. He is known as the " little Squire. " Joe Says the situa- tion just suits him. as he doesn ' t care to overexert himself, having heart trouble. Allen is traveling for the S. S. White people, and I learn he is doing very well as a salesman, especially among the lady patrons. It seems strange, though, that Jack would take a traveling position, for he formerly had a peculiar failing for " laying up. " I looked Cherry up in Boston, and after zig-zagging through a maze of alleys and dotlging flying trolleys and hacks driven by reckless drivers, 1 found his official sanctum, but Cherry was not there. The house was closed and a sherilY ' s notice of sale was on the door. So I had to leave without seeing him. Stopping at the Fremont. I met old Eph. Foster. He invited me to have " just one. " and told me he had leased the place for a year, but that it was too convenient for him. as his best cus- tomer was himself, and he would return S iuth soon as the lease ran out. He is still the cheerful. hearty and debonair fellow, with a gay flock of women friends. I tried to see Reilly. but he was either just dressing, just going out, or just retiring. sc3 his valet informed me. After three ineffectual attempts, I gave it up. " He is the man that keeps the hotel. " I met Edgell over in New York, and he shDvved the stimulating effects of high living. He is just as original and friendly as ever, comical in a sense, but still the kind one likes to have as a friend. Dean I found up in New Hampshire enjoying a life of leisure with plenty of time to follow the pleasures of life, his only necessary work being to clip his coupons. Hopkins is a living exponent of that trite saying: " Industry, honestv and econoniv gener- ally insure success. " He conducts a livery stable, and I inquired how much it would cost me for a horse and buggy for an hour. He rejilied that $1! an hour was the customary price, but owing to our having been old friends, he would let me have it for $5.51). I told him I would just take a look for a minute, and departed quickly. On entering Skagg ' s office, an infinitude of paint, strangely familiar noises assailed mv ears, and peeping through the door, beheld the worthy doctor plugging away at a gold filling as though driving nails with a 2-lb. mallet, and at every stroke the patient emitted one of those soulful groans (heard in the extracting room every day), so not wishing to intrude, I departed qtiietlv. Banks. Copeland. Early and St. John conduct a post-graduate school for those wishing to be- come proficient in the art of crown and bridge work. Hughes is the secretarv. Their place of business is situated in the town of Nothing-doing, county of Nowhere. Wells and Wareheim I need not tell you about, for you see their names in the daily papers everywhere, credited with some sensational play. They are classed as the star players of the National League . 217 Of Price I know nothing. You all remembtr him heing lost wlicii tlic cards were shuffled pre- vious to ConiincnccinciU. Hand has acquired a new adjustment of spirit, a more correct balance, and a mental, spirit- u;il and ])hvsical revohitinn. ami tci (|U(ite him. " I liave ot me a wife. " He is now engaged in the brick pressing business. Woodward is as of vore, a veritable incruslatinn nf fashinn and modern fails, and a true Southirn l!eau I ' rumniel. The same good fellow, and much in demand at society functions where he is the only m;in present. I found Heale siift ' erin; from ennui and encei)halalzia. His instruments were covered with diacetate of co])per. lie keeps a dental office, but that is all. as it is a ])ractice minus patients. Do your wonder why? Helms has revised Harris ' I ' . 1 ' .. and has written two volumes, which are considered by eminent authorities to be the cream of text books, and indis])ensable to every library, being a verit- able treasure house of good ])oints, heretofore unknown in dental annals, and discovered by the dis- tinguished doctor w hile in New York. Hildehrnnd, the man noted for his great caution, acuteness and subtlety of thought, is now one of the members of the army survey board for the condenmation of unserviceable materials, and still ])ossesses the same cool acumen as in student days. 1 met Welsh at his ciffice. He a])peareil over .trained and e ii:msted. hut after a heart-to-heart talk, coupled with ihree ajjiece of " ( )1(1 Sherwoxl, " he explained th;il it was the result of trying to make one nf (irieve ' s T-tooth bridges, having burned tliree, he had put an " ad " in ' Hill ' s I ' llatter " fur a Laboratory man. While there. E.W . .Miller called in answer In the ailvertisement. but after learning what was required, he begged to be excused, explaining that just such i)leasant things as that had induced him to leave the jirofcssion and return to blacksmithing. While in Xew Jersey. 1 met .McC ' luer. who was on his way to attend the annual convention at . sburv Park. We talked on topics relating to dentistry, and it afforded me genuine pleasure to Karn he was in the foremost ranks of the profession. After generalizing from our dual experi- ences, we came to the conclusion that there arc still many who do not apprtciate what a boon to mankind the graduating of the Class of ' (I. " ) is. I ' lHin calling on Long. 1 found him with an expression of weary resignation on his face. He told me his ])lan of working as mapped out in regard to his patient ' s ideas, and as he never was intended for dentistry, he was going back to the farm. Mcl ' ridden. with his grave, resigned and aust Te mooil. is the rresidenl of the Kirhmond Xational I ' .ank. He resides in ,in old ;ind (lislin;nislu-d-look-ing dwi ' lling. eovend with isih cen- tury decorations. I remained witli him overiiight. and it was inongh. lor the house was infested with a species known to the Soulheriur as " chinches. ' and said chinches aiijiear to have an insati- able appetite for bl(io l and a ))ccnliar faculty for |ireventing sleep. Steinbeck and ilolidav run a three-lnll establishment, and. judging from the display of diamonds on their ])trsons, are certainly making a success of it. They possess that suave courtesy and a charming and atTable personality necessary for success. 2i8 I saw Wood in Virginia. He looked quite aged, and his hair was thin and gray at the tem- ples. He had around him a family flock of nine, and informed me the stork had brought him triplets twice, and then again twins. I went to Highlandtown late one evening to see an old patient of mine, and upon alighting from the car I saw only a ragged urchin, and addressing him, I inquired the location of my patient. Imagine my surprise when I heard the old hackneyed phrase : " ' Deed I don ' t know, you just ask Dr. Munyon, Mullins, I mean, he knows, " thereupon directing me to the distin- guished doctor ' s domicile. I met the doctor with the wise look, and he did not appear elated to see me (I remember incurring his displeasure during college days by intimating he knew it all, which no doubt accounts for his Arctic greeting). I stated the purpose of my visit, and receiving his directions, which proved to be wrong, I departed. I found Big Jenkins living a life of quiet hap piness and respectability, reminding me of Spencer, when he said :, " When the black lettcr ' d list to the gods was presented. The list of what fate for e:ich mortal intends. At the long string of ills a kind goddess relented, And slipped in three blessings — wife, children and friends. " Running over to Hagerstown, I stopped in to see Little Jenkins and S. B. Brown, the dental specialists. They were in partnership and doing an advertising business, figuratively speaking. Jenks informed me they were doing a $U),(I()0 business. He should have said that was the popu- lation. Piut Jenks was ever prone to exaggerate. " " Nuff sed. " Ernest Davis is doing nothing in particular, having become innoculated with thnt most infec- tious of all germs — lazi-coccus — during college days. By the way, he is the original discoverer of the above microbe, and is willing to inform those desiring to know the best methods of cultivat- ing it. Snively, Saxton and O ' Keefe are suffering from the same malady. Yacoubyan has left the States : gone to Egypt and continues practicing on the natives, never having learned to do more. i Iy dear, beloved Sissy Sperrow has given up the genial and fitting occupation, for him, of keeping a dry goods and notion store. All the old latlies says he should have been a girl, and I am of the opinion their surmise is correct. " Ma " Frew, advocating conscientiousness, always clear-headed and of mild disposition, con- ducts a little inn up in Chattugay, and has a frau with many little Frews. The Flinton Bros., having learned much metallurgy at the University of Maryland, are now in the smelting business at Catonsville. Pyles is their cashier, and Ross, McClung and Dulla are employed in the works. The two former are known as " Puddlers, " and the latter is the brave watchman, who guards with care their light-flowing silver solder. Archambault and McLaughlin conduct a physical culture establishment up in Rhode Island. Mc. is also one of the pupils, and " Archie " is sometimes compelled to resort to some of the Jiu Jitsu methods to keep Mc. in the right path. 219 Moysc, familiarlv known to the girls as " dear Kllis, " is now famous as a tenor singer, and re- ceives a salary oi $. " ).o(hi for warbling in ( race Cliiircli. Xew ' ork. Barton, of the inquiring mind, cheerful and mirth-cre:iting, has joined Dockstader ' s Min- strels. He has decided talent as a black-face artist and is sure eventually to score a success. i ' .rown, L. R., has returned to . rizona. and is now engigerl in mining ventures. Frank, earn- est and sincere, hi- still maintains his literary pursuits. Cutchin, who surely has brains, but has failed to ])n ve the allegation, is still a midnight wan- dering i?rownie. He being of such small i roportinns in all res])ects, and failing to eke out an existence at dentistry, has gone to London, and is now classed as a first-class chimney swee]}. I miglit adil, uilh apologies to Bret Harte. that Far in ways that are dark, and wa s that are mean. This man is extremely ]iroticient. Cochrane has returned to his beloved army. He is the " top sergeant " of a company of the imh Cavalry. While I am writing this, in comes Rosy iUisii. fter ascertaining h;it I am l(iing. Ik- tells me to pr.t him ilown as living a life of pleasure and leisure, and to say he now lives at his club, and renoun -ed everything pertaining to dentistry, as he receives enough royalty from his new niethnd of retaining porcelain inlays to live comfortably without working. In closing, I (ksire to add as a linpc, when 1 think dl ' ihc realities confronting us all, and that most serious and com])licated of all ])rol)lems, life, m.iy tlie seeds of knowledge inculcated during student davs, germinate and bi ' ar fruit, and may i ur jirosperity and hajipiness ever increase, is the fervent wish of ynur prophet. l .Mi:s |. Ki:n.vkv. BUMPS " I have studied with care and hstened witli fear To each fellow as he answers roll-call ; If any are absent you need have no fear As there is some one to answer for all. I have joked, I have smoked, and worked with each here, And assisted, if able, when called So while there ' s good cheer lets take a small beer, And promise not to wince if you ' re galled. " Un ' u-ivRSIty : " It stands like the firm rock that in mid-ocean braves the war of whirlwinds and the dash of waves. " P ' . ' iCULTV : " Learning maketh young men temperate ; is the comfort of old age, standing for wealth and poverty, and serving as an ornament to riches. " John Cl.xrence Allen, President. — New York. He is loaded as a pack mule with college honors, and when he opens his lips let no dog bark. Fr. nk Wilson McCluer, J ' iee-Presideiif. " As self-conceited as one can be not to crack open. " Guernsey George W.vreheim. Seeretary. " Gimme a chaw terbacker. " — Virginia. -Pennsvlvania. Ai.FRKn Stanley Brown, Treasurer. — Maryland. " If he could coin liis stock of ipi norancc he coidd buy the universe. " HoKACK M. D.wis. Ju., Orator. — Maryland. " Certain orators are like threat rivers, always loudest and muddiest at the mouth. " Or. n I.. ' i:k. i: Cochk.wk. — Missouri. " .- pi)litician without patronage is like a cat in hell witlmut claws. " Georok Hk.nkv H. c.iii;. — New Jersey. " I- ' or sale — Swellest set ni cribs out on Anatomy. " Rkim ' .k.n r.. .MiLLiNS. .M.l). — Nebraska. ■ ' Throw physic to the dogs, I ' ll have none of it. " — .S ' lnilccsf C(V l)ri To T. L.M. c.i:, D.D.S. —New York. " When he laughs we are at a loss to know whether it is keen appreciation (jr hysterics. " fnn J. MF.s McC.XNN. — Ncw York. " The man with a loud laugh that speaks a vacant mind. " - — Goldsmith. George EinvAKD liii.i.. — Maine. " The ladies, as they pass him by. all declare he hath an c il eye. " Xatiia.v Gkkkne Hall. — Rhode Island. " Sunk into olili ion since class election, October i!(i, 1004. " Joii.v Pucii I.ami;. — North Carolina. " Carolina had a little lamb. " With character white as snow ; He wandered off to U. of M. Look at the d thing now. " SvLVKSTKK Roiii ' .uT lloKTo.N-. — North Carolina. " If the ass were the king of brutes, he could boast of his royal blood. " WiLUKKT rkiCK. — Maryland. " Self-interest is the main-spring of all his actions. " — Colt on. WiLLiA.M James Rakton. — New York. " If sandwiches are not plentv where he came from, it is not for the want of tongue. " 222 Bliss Allkx Lester. — Canada. " Barnum ' s gorilla might justly resent the idea of evolution from his tribe. " John Euw.VRD Welsh. — South Carolina. " Nature hath framed strange things in her time. " — Merchant of Venice. John Ellis Curtis Miller. — Pennsylvania. ' For thy sake, booze, I would do anything but die., " Neon Wesley Helms. — New York. " Fashioned so tenderly, so yoimg and so fair. " —Hood. W.XLTi ' R Gordon Bush. — New York. " Like every ass, he thinks himself worthy to stand among the king ' s horses. " George E. Dennis. " His butt-in license has worn threadbare. ' -North Carolina. Wh.liam Harrcjw Sperrow. " His conduct has been a compound of rage and lunacy. " .Arthur Wellington McV. ne. " MacVane by name and vain by fame, Forever gazing in his glass ; His friends all agree that there he can see Something resembling an ass. " ( )TTO N. SE. " How marriage doth tame a man. " Ei)w. Ri) Jerome Jenkins. " A fungus growth from a rotten system. " -West Virginia. -Maine. -Canada. -Marj-land. W.vlTER Roberts McInTire. — Connecticut. He sings physiology to the tune of " Old Hundred, " and . natoniy to — " Then I ' ll be satis- fied with sixty. " Ch. rles Thom. s Pvles. " Arise! shake the Montgomery County hayseed from off tliv back. " George .Allen Snyder. " His lies are all married and have large families. " — Marvland. — Pennsvlvania. 223 aiik. m Kuikor YAcnunYAU. Egypt. " A relic of the ancient Xile, An unreal! liien)fjlyi)hic. His manner is dumb, his work is bum. His visage is terrific. " Goui.n Orsim 1 Iii.uki ' .kam). " Thi.- slab (if a hal |iin lialh ctired bini of his holcUu ' ss. " IIK.NKV iM.I-.Trill ' .K WlMlD. " Our iicart-felt wislies for a speedy recovery. " C. Im.ktciiku Dkan. " Ain " t he a wise old owl? " josKni l oss. " It is the wise licad that makes the still tongue. " Ciiai i.i;s LiTiii;i S. i i;i.v. ' ilc really acts at times like a rational creature. " IVrUAN W I I, I.I AM Imisti- ' .k. " Cnnfusinii n(jw hath wrought her masterpiece. " - — ' Ciirc. I ' .KKT Kkai.k i.oNc. — Nofth Carolina. " There ought to be another Delilah to shear this Samson of his intellectual locks. " OscAK .Mai KIT . —Maryland. " There are but three lights — first, the sun; second, the nidcn; third, himself. " |a ii:s Stkimiiinson Ihn ' KiNS. — Maryland. " A walking West India ei)idemic. " — N ' irginia. — Virginia. — West ' irginia. — New Jersey. — Maryland. — South Carolina. ATIIoI. l.KI- I ' UKW. " With all his features of a Jew he didn ' t ] ' ass T ' hysiology. " Caiai.n 11ai i;v Skac.c.s. " A West N ' irginian ; ' nufl m. ' i1. " ' KKV. HaKRY C.AIiUII.I. 111. ATT. " , ' round, short, oily man of God, A mender of crowns and souls; He taught us juniors liow teeth to fill. With iidii-cohcsive amalgam, wonderful skill. — New York. -West N ' irginia. — Maryland. 224 FuivD p. Edgell. — West Mrginia. " He said he wiildn ' t use cribs and lie didn ' t; lie had a surer jilan. " Joseph Hewitt Findon. " He sketches pictures that he thinks are wise, But really he can " t draw anything but flies. " RoiiERT Henry Banks. " Among us but none of us. " Ellis Fred RIoyse. " At liberty — Since October " .!iith, r.)(i-|. a silver tontrued orator. -Connecticut. A ' irginia. — Canada. — Maryland. Ernest Lee Dams. " He puts on more airs than you could grind out with a hand-organ. " William Henry Riley. — New Hampshire, " We call him " Hen " for short " cause he ' - all the time layin ' around. " ]s. AC RuFFiN Self. — North Carolina. " Lii-ce a telescope, you can see thr(.)ugh Iiiul " .M. KCus CoRNEiLUS Coi ' ELAN. — ' irginia. " He hath a plentiful lack of wit. " — Shakespeare. Charles Joseph Wells. — Maryland. " Sweet grapes do not grow on thistles, nor do great tlidughts spring trnm such a shallow brain. " Bates Etciiinson. " Most appreciated when he keeps silent. " -Marxiand. J. .MKs Joseph Kenney. -New York. ' If Satan went into his hotly he would come out a bigger rascal than he went in. " John William Hotchkiss. " Aunt Polly, the Cascaret fiend. " H. KR - H()W. RD McL.sughlin. " He hath a lean and hungry look. " — Connecticut. -Pennsylvania. — Shakespeare. John Vernice Jenkins. — ' irginia. " Instead of a D.D.S. sign he should hang out one with three balls on it. " 225 I ' .NNKST W ' liiT MiLi.F.R. —Virginia. " Verily, vcrilv. I .-iv iintn ynii. vmh niiist v i vu ai ain. " I ' ktkk TiKiMAS 11i;ai.i:v. — New York. ' ■ ' Mur l »ikiii 4 ' k ' ' ' i " ' •- ' " ' ' ' ' " ' " ' ■ ' " I ' " " ■ tnt- ' uds will. " Mauci ' S . k(. iiA.MiiAii.T. — Rliodc Lslaiui. " Such thin.sfs heO ' iiK ' the iiatcii and hruixl nt time. " — Muikcsf caic. Mavcm JiiKDAN .Mrl- ' AiiDi ' .x. — Smith Carnhiia. W ' lien all men sa - uu arc an ass niethinics it is time ti bray. " Amikkw Iaiksii.v ' nis.NANT. — .Xurth Camlina. " llis wit is as thick as a ' l vksl)in-ie mustard, lie has no UKjri ' cnneeption in him than a ma]]et. " —SluiL-rsf ran JmiN Wii.i.iA.M Ki.NDox. —Connecticut. " I " .m])ty casks always make the must " 1ami:s r.ANKS Kari.v. — N ' irginia. " I ' ' (iri,!)ear it, therefore ii w oin " cause to heaven. " — Slialccsf ' CUiC. Wn.i.iAM l.rniKK IIam). — Xortli Carolina. " To make this tall man short, try to borrow of him a dollar. " losKi ' ii lli-NRV DiNN. — .Massachusetts. " l ' or Ciod ' s sake what hath he done? His only labor wa to kill the time. " Aktiuk McKkk Dii.A iDooriAi. —Xortli Carolina. " The i rcatest man the country ever knew. " RuiiAUi) Si ' Kicirr Ci ' Tcimn. —North Carolina " lie is simply a mistake — no fault of nature whatever. " Vii.i--(iKi) 1-,. Di.MocK. —Nova Scotia. " Neither a borrower or lender be. " — Slhilccsf ciirf. I AV.MoM l.r.Kov llrr.iiKS. —Maryland. " I ' .orii merelv for the ])nri)ose of di restion. " KiMiAKi. To ii.N Dial. —South Carolina. " So green the cows will make cuds of him beloir lout;-. " 226 Hr ' .NR ' i- Frv Woodward. — West Virginia. " A gay — gay — gay Lotliario. " — The Tenderfoot. Fkicui;kick Rdv Graham. — New Brunswick. " Weightier things than this are carried up by whirlwinds. " vSamukl Blessing Brown. — Maryland. " Tlianks to you for the unexpected honor of your company. " D.w ID A. Lkvv. —Maryland " Ye gods! For what sin do we suffer that this should he sent auKing us. " JosEi ' H LocoNiA McClung. — West Virginia. " Kot a micro-cocci, but a cockeyed mick. " Henry AbrahaiM Cherry. — Mas.sachusett . " ' Tis cheaper to borrow than to buy. " Lewis R. Brown. — Arizona. " Hail, wedded love, perpetual fountain df dninestic sweets. " Samuel Ferrell Moffett. — Texas. " A Texas burrow from off the parched ' Stake Plain " Where the ])rairie dog kneels Upon his heels, And fervently pravs for rain. " RaiFord Fulton Holliday. — North Carolina. " If ever he is called ' Doctor, ' you do not speak of a learned man, but a man that should be learned. " Kenney — E. L. Davis- A DIFFERENCE. ' I would I were a single man; I ' m tired of married life, With all its turmoils and its toils. And all its varied strife. " ' I long for some bright spirit who duld cling to nie fore ' r, And who throughout this struggling life My path would onward cheer. " 227 RETALIATION By this band of gay roisterers voted an ass. I seize this occasion to nuike a re])ass: So while each one imaijines all wnrtliy ] ari his, I ' ll give i u an inkling of each as he is. Al.I.KN — " Fill up the glass! and let ns drink once more Til lu ' arty Jack, as we have dnmk before: Tn few dues furtune such a rule awaril— To unite factions and attune discord: For with his example set us for a guide. All petty rivalry we ' ve cast aside. Freed from tiiose feelings that too oft betray. Our better natures ha e a fuller sway: So round our President well together stand, A united and harmonious band. And " neath the colors of maroon and black. We ' ll march triunii)luuU, lead by sterling Jack. " 1 lol ' KINS " All ade])l is he in chemists ' lore, H;is all its mysteries fathomed to the core; Ivich foul decoction and each nauseous pill, lie knows its virtues or its ])owers to kill: With each human organ and its function, too, . He ' s as fannliar as with two and two: Phygocytosis a In Mi-tschiiiurt Can quote verbatim, almost sing it off. With so lunch cr;imming one luust needs glow gaunt He looks a Demon of Distress and Want. b ' .MovsE — " Herodotus and all his storied line That homage ])aid at ])ensi e Clio ' s shririe, Could they be (juickened fnnn Iheir slumber col Would fall ill sudden and their feet grow cold, ' i ' m-n i);de with anger or with envy green. Irii our great comes upon the .scene: W ' ho, uncontented with the modest fame Of champion punster, sought a greater name, .And on wings of genius at his goal arrives — lie writes :i historv of the Xaugbtv-fnes! 228 HildEbrand — " When he gets busy with his microscope. Bold microbes shudder and give up all hope ; The staphylococcus pyogenes aureus, And that less vile brood whose names anno - us ; Plump micrococcus and the little spirillum Take to their heels, for he will surely kill ' em. HOTCHKISS — " A worthy match for railing Bush is he In wordy combat, or in repartee; And when he speaks it is for caution the cue — He may be serious or just mocking you. Achilles is he to the critic ' s shot, But Cupid ' s arrow found his one weak spot. " Brown, L. R. — " He came to join us in the strenuous quest Of art and science, from the rugged .West ; He handles stocks and deals in ' bonds ' as well. But his latest ' deal ' will ' hold him for a spell ; ' For growing weary of a single life. He plucked up courage and espoused a wife. " Bush — " It stands confessed In thrust sarcastic ir in pointed jest. His wit is such as knows no word for fail. And at his satire all his friends grew pale. Though each had tasted of this bitter fare ' Tis poor old ' Dawk ' that gets the lion ' s share. W ' e ' ve heard him oft with gleeful chuckle sav. That ' Dawk ' was ' hatched ' for his especial prev. With poor frail woman he scarce stcjops to ]5lay. Though ' tis said he has a winning way. " McInTire — " A truthful boy is jolly Mclntire, Though his voice is tuneful as the smoothest lyre; A time there was his songs were glad and free, But last vacation brought a change we see : A mellower tone, his melancholy mood. And deep drawn sighs, were with much doubt construed: ' Till whispers reached us from the Nutmeg State. Of Cupid ' s crimes and Mc ' s sweet-bitter fate. " 229 .MlClckr — " Great fame is j alia-cl m ImiUliii iin(lriiu hridfjes O ' er gajjiiifj chasms in alveolar ridges. Crowns he has iilaceil. and ' tis hut in truth to state. Their wearer ' s conduct he does reifulate. All this he does, and even more in truth. Indeed ' tis rumored he can fill .i tonili. " W ' aIvTMAN — " His nobhy dress and swajjger manner to — Smiitie features? . o. he ' s not a jew! — His lieart is large, and snui; ' and warmly there. Me finds -.i jilace for eacli and e ery fair: He hails from I- ' redericU. and to sing the i)raise ( )f l ' " rederick ' s irtues is his r;uikesl craze. Ciood humored Walt I his iuinior ser es him well. His life without it I)Ush had made a hell. His friends are mau - while his faults are few. The worst ;unong them is — (it ' s up to you I. " LONC. " Still do they gaze and still the wonder sjiread. At so much knowledge crammed in one small head. In ])rofMund science none so learned as he; To all its secrets he has found tlie key. lint now prepare ou for the startling ' .lews: lie turns from science and invokes the muse; lli ' primal offering at her sacred shrine. I pon another, brighter page ' ou ' ll find. Frkw — " ' Xo pipe for fortune ' nor no ' passion ' s slave. ' in triumph calm, and in misfortune hra e; I,ct fortune smile or d;ii-klv frown at will. Inuiovi ' d we find him. forging forward - tiil; And here a lesson |)otentates might learn — To rule themselves, and rule their realiu in turn. " D.wis — " Our Demosthenes. Who speaks so forceful and declaims with ease: Sudi is his art and his persuasive ])owers. He can iiold his hearers under spell for hours. If Ill ' s tone 1)e merry tliey are filled with s ' ke, If sad, their s orrow is a sight to see; But dear old Da -is, it is not such arts That make ycm dear to all your classmates ' Iiearts : But your honest nature and your free good will. Are parts that drew us and they hold us still. " Hi;i,MS — " Pet of all the class, With cheeks so rosy, like a hiushing lass; In youthful circles he is quite a hit. For the girlies tell us he is siu ' elv ' it " . His phrase jirecise and cultured tone as well Of gentle hreeding and reliuement tell. A hoon companion and a friend in truth. A genial conu " ade and a worthy youth. " Hii.i.— " His rotund person, his inijiressix-e air — This fills the room and that i)er -ades the air; To note that gait and gaze upon that phiz, ' lln ' d think the earth and all it holds is his. . nd mark tliat smile, and those comi)elling eyes — The maid that feels them ])ines away and dies; Or e er gro eIs at his feet, to li e On such small fayors as he deigns to gi -e. " HORTON — " From North Carolina? ' yes sah, ' deed I is ' . nd ' Tarheel ' s ' faults and yirtues all arc his ; Apollo ' s ri al hoth in form and feature, . horn distractor of each female creature. To plays and ]5layers he nuich inclined. And thinks Miss Haswell queen of womankind. " Lester — " None can deny His comely figiu ' e and his flashing eye; And rumor tells us — ' twere a crying ])ity — Of a lonely fair one in the Baked-hean City; A trifle frosty, she ' s not cold to him, , But fondly dotes U])on her ' Sunny Jim, ' In all our councils his advice has weight. And in prosthetics he ' s admitted great : His fame mechanics, his delight flehating, Sin, hreaking hearts, and his amusement ' skating. ' ' 231 Smvely — " L ' nfanicd for song; and not too fond of wine. ' et ' niongst tlie ladies lie was l)orn to sliine; The liearts lies cnislied in nunilicr reavh to leirion. l ' ' or which he ' ll suft ' er in some torrid rei mn. Despite tliese follies heaped ii])oii liis head, He falls ill sluniher scarce he reaches bed. And sinks so deep in soninolescent ' dreams. He ' s scarcely wakiiieil hy next noontide ' s hcanis. " Hai.i.— " Who ' s this a])proachinn? Ah! ' tis tjL-nial Hall, ' riiou.n ' h limping- slighth- from his recent fall; He planned a xoyage (|uite too near the sun, So his wings were melted sc;irce his lligiit liegun : He tools a tumhle. hut thrice lucUy chap! A hiniiped .nmhitioti was his worst mishap. With " halm " ;iiid ' " sjiirits " he ;ts soon restored. And ere long- able to sit upon the " I ' oard. " in glee cluh circles well and kindlv known. He swells the chorus with his baritone : ' o falling- pensive, hies him to his " den " To sketch his fancies with an artist ' s pen; Or these li,aflit labors failing; to aiiiuse. I avs down the brush , ' iiid sweet k ' nterie woos. W ' oonw AKl) — " l{ach luckless maiden whom unhappx ' chance Leads to encounter his hy]inotic g;lance. is strai,g;litwav caught in dazzling- r;iinbow gle;ims. .• ii(l high transport of blest IClysian dreams. From which she falls, if he but shift his gl;mce. Into the woes of an infernal trance. There to i-em;iiii tintii he looks once more. Which wafts her back to all her j iys of yore: And thus, alas! for ave ' twixt heaven and hell. The wrelche l fair one must forever dwell. " •232 K H O H H O K K O a; m 5 Eh O M J K O b; o a 02 o O Ml a p. o S t. O 11 a -g ii a S a tt 1, r? -y. " — . ' a cj Si -5 0) - ■3 1; K i X • ' ■ 5 N - ■ — o ii - = c O Q ci K ffl 0; E -5 .a _ OJ ■O ■a M o -5 — ■ 5 o o £ 1 c C O fa g |g b « i: " o — t; o S c o S c ;= n r 1 —, • , f .• fa « U O O H a 2 5 -r: p 11 — o c — o C ■ tlj St ir. B O 5 !- .S 3 = « 3 O S3 c o , X a u) = yi ■; ° o K ' H -fl S: fa 02 S fa t; K " S ■« M c; o s I ■ ' ! _ •=) E S O c b c y ti tn u y M y s £ ■ tt ;i -p z; -7 — ' w e — ' -. ■ ' - — i. " :: " — o ■-C a Ul CJ .5 2 .£ I « — o — M 5; - oj i H H J 1- ! 2 S tlj P? O fa C B p; • ' fs fa c a o Ml o U H ' 3 fc a -a C ?7 M) .. ,_ c S .5 o •. 2 a o P - H pa H PC o y i= 5 - M k " ' ■ _ — . ci o b -j: v. •_ tc tf tl) C . " f — S t. 3 3 O 1 — .n " a n o f c: j fa o i; fa -_ o c o 1 u M = i: ; : fa i. fa ■_ ' C P2 X f ' - ' o P s 0) ij a a o r c o u Q ' fa : o g - S t .2 ■£ 5 S 3 O o rt N o « « o M H — e; C fa O 3 a; 3 « fa o - rt fa fa H K _ J Cj K Q W 3 o; - U o 5 § i •:J S fa E fa O fa S K K ; u E w ,J B X C ta H to ' _ rf .° 5 233 TO THE CLASS Courage, my fellow-classmates ! The goal is now in sight, And our hearts are throbbing with a sense of sad delight. From every part of the compass, came we, strangers to these halls ; We have served the apprenticeship, and now ' tis duty calls. Our feet would forever linger around this classic place. Where soul has communed with soul, and face looked into face. But, no. Each duty done is but the call to another. And the time has come at last when brother parts from brother. Think not that we will ever forget — think not that we can. For thoughts of those we love are virtues peculiar to man. Dreaming o ' er the da) ' s of yore will bring some fond delight. Though the future lies before us like the damp mists of night. Kindred thoughts and kindred duties make us the better know, And kindred feelings teach us to share another ' s woe. We have had our share of joy, and, too, a little sorrow, But today ' s shadows vanish in the sunliglit of tomorrow. Old Alma Mater, nothing new to us you ' ve given. But you have brightened the talents lent us of heaven. With hearts of gratitude, thy sons will thy praises sing. And ever to thy altar tributes of love they ' ll bring. Like some giant light-house, untold worth to us you ' ve been, Leading us from the darkness to the higher spheres of men. Absence is not oblivion — I would not think this true, For the associations here, my heart will ever renew. As we part from each other let ' s swear a vow to duty, For it will bring us fame — fill our lives with beauty. You are yearning for life ' s conflict — yearning for the strife, But only the good we do will count in the scales of life. I must leave you, classmates, for now the curtain falls, And methinks I hear weird echoes ringing through these halls. Go, each to thy duty ; go, and lake my benediction. Remembering that life is real — not a song of fiction. Farewell, my fellow-class mates: farewell, my teachers true, The tide of life flows out to sea, and this is my adieu. YE STUDENT A VARIED life ye student leacles, As annie life cann be. Some times he ' s sadd ; sometimes he ' s madd : Butte oft in merrie 8 ' lee. Rig-ht sober is ye student, whenn In ye Professor ' s sightc ; I ' lUtte whenn alone, he feareth none, , nd heedeth not ye righte. For whenn ve teacher ' s in ye bedde — Is locked inn sleepe profounde — Hee seekes ye street, and nightlie there Hee g ' oth rounde and rounde. Anile whenn hee taketh off ye ale — His mightie little drams, He sing! a songe which don ' t belonge To annie booke of Psalmms. Or striveth harde too fixe ye rule L ' ponn ye troubledde minde ; ( )r vainle seekes within ye Latin Ye verb his roote too finde. Fulle cunninge is ye student too ; For well hee wots ' tis plaine. Ye papere slippe, ye rule wilL- keepe Much longer thann ve braine. Ande if hee fails to minde ye worde. Whene ' er his turne comes rounde. Ye pockette holdes ye little scrolles Wherecju ye taske is founde. Ande on examination daye, Iff ye Professor menu Who shoulde appeare ye class to trye. Are nowhere too bee seene. I ' utte when ye policemann comes inn sighte, I ' acing his nightlie roundes. Ye student runs, nor tarries once, Till inn e bedde he ' s founde. Ah, thenn ye student ' s hearte with joye Is fulle ande running o ' er ; Ye gracelesse scampe his pockete seekcE l ' ]3on ye close of the doore. For if ye greatte policemann shoulde Gette on ye vilyian ' s tracke, 1 feirre mee much, his lightest touche Would breake ve rogue his backe. Butte if ye dreade Professors come To heare ye class a quize. He opes e booke and steals a looke Before ye tutor ' s sighte. Rightie anxious is ye student mann Whenn inn ye roome at home ; He poreth o ' er ye nuistie lore Within ve classic tome. Rightie joyfulle is ye stui.lent whenn Ye longe, harde terme is o ' er, When ancient worms and horride bugs Disturbe his dreames noo more. When onn ye swiftlie flieinge cars Ke seekes his home againe. Ye people ' s prayers is that hee there Mave evermore remaine. 235 SOIJLOOL ' V OF OUR CLASS PRESIDEXT AFTER THE ©NE RAXOL ' ET. H ' " W STRAXGK it seems, I feel tonigln As thuiigh I ' ve seen or felt a fight. The ceiling twirling all around ; Tlicre is no floor nor any ground. It seems 1 have a faint nightmare; ' Tis surely not a common tear. Hut now indeed it seems so strange, That everything is out of range. .Mcthinks I feel a pain or two. . s of a co|3])er ' s wicked shoe. .My head feels like a common tub, . stirring pain as of a cluh. Tve lost my head, I ' ve lost my head. .And don ' t know what I ' ve thought or said. " PSAL.M ( )F Till-: F.VKIK.- T I ' M, uk ' not in idle rev ' rie, [• ' nr to fake is our chief knowledge. Life at College is a dream! And I ' rni ' s. ;ire imt what they seem. In thf class room ' s field of battle. In tile student ' s varied life. Be not sat on as are cattle. T.nkc ynur p.Trt. niv boys, he men! To fake is real ;ind it is earnest ; To rj caught is not the goal ; Fhuiked thou art, again returnest- Cliances saves thv soid. Tni t no teacher howi ' er pleasant. He will roast you in the end. Like a child, ' he must get even " I ' or your good thrt)wn, sharp retort. Not all goodness, not all reverence. Is our destined way or end ; But to fake and bluff |)rofessors, Theatre, dances, " larks " attend. Lives of teachers all remind us. We can loaf, our time as well, . nd at ])arting leave behind us Reputations that shall tell. Theory ' s a cinch and time is screeching, ■And our Profs, well-nerved and fit ; Still like " dead beats " are they teaching What they got 1) ' fair means (nit). Reputations that some Freshman Wishing he could realize. Shall take heart and buy a pony. The " Honor Svstem " ostracize. Let us then be up and at it ; Watch the Profs, be quite alert ; If they cut you, roast you, flunk you. Drive vour horses, " do them dirt. " 236 WHO THEY ARE The beauty of the flock ? Our rosy-cheeked Helms. The worst swelled head? Our pompous Hilderhrand. The Beau Brummel ? ' altnian ; have ou noticed his following? The best scrapper? The man with the Arctic bearing. .Vrchambaull. The worst fusser in college? One who is old enougli to knnw lictter. Hotchkiss. The best natured man? Our " three ball " friend. J. ' . Jenkins. The most cool headed man? Our esteemed benedict. L. R. Bmwn. The cheekiest man ? One lately from the farm. Sperrow. Tl e most engaged man? One we seldom see, Price. The sported chap? One lateh- from the " Woodland, " Allen. The HKjst scientific flirt? Our fair haired chap, E. L. Davis. The most kind-hearted man? Kenney (he shares hi; lu.xuries with another). The most adapted liar? Snyder, for he never tires as a repeater. The most clever cribber? Hague, with his impro -ed method. The matinee fiend ? Woodward, contemplating when to " star. " The greatest orati:)r? Dennis, with his mellow voice. 237 238 JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS C. B. GiFFORD, a President B. C. Burgess, K CK, n I ' ice-Prcsidcut F. B. Kehoe, H Treasurer E. I). SwiM ' i ' . E. P. Skaggs Secretary G. W. Frank Sergeant-at-Arms G. H. HiNEv Historian Irtisl CLASS ROLL. Ahern, J. J Connecticut x LLENj H. R., H Vermont Brown, W. B Missouri Burton, G. A Delaware Burgess, B. C, KA ' K. n Connecticut BowKER, A. J., •ifCl New Jersey CoLviN, D. C Pennsylvania CoEFMAN, C. S., E I " J West Virginia Douglass, E. G., E New York Dill, A. A Nova Scotia, Can. Erotzky, a. Maryland Edwards, L. M., H North Carolina Frank, G. W Maine Flood, P. H. A., E New Hampshire GiLDEN, J. K., EX, ©NE South Carolina Gifford, C. B., n New York Garneau, p. a., S Massachusetts Green, J8., E. S., E North Carolina HiNEY, G. H Connecticut Henkel, C. G West Mrginia HuTCHiNS, E. B., E Virginia Jenkins, A. L Maryland Kehoe, F. p., E Georgia King, J. M Connecticut Long, W. A Florida MeadEs, J. R North Carolina Myers, W. D., E Virginia NeckERMan, C. E., I AX Pennsylvania ParroTT, D. W.. H4- ' I North Carolina Ryder. W. R Jamaica Rothenburg, L New York RoTMANSKY Maryland Samuels, L. D Jamaica Sigles, LeR., H Pennsylvania Skaggs, E. P West Virginia Strasser, H Maryland SworE, E. D West Virginia Van Meter, W. C West Virginia VoiGiiT, W. T West Virginia W EELER. A. P. Maryland N ' eeks, ' G. E., E North Carolina Williams, J. W., North Carolina 239 JUNIOR CLASS H ISTORY H.WIXC. rmishcil mir Fresliman year with satisfacticm to the I ' aciihy. ami with our liL-ails tilled with knowledije gained hy tlie technie courses, we considered our- selves fully capahle of performing all and any o])erations that came our way. Armed with tiiis smattering of tiie science of dentistry we departed for our several homes for tlie suiumer vacation. How proud we were to be seen carrying our instrument cases, how our Iiearts were filled with joy when we could imijress upon any jjlebian layman that we were Pciitists. Home reached we jiroceeded to unfold our cases of instruments and prepared to " operate " on our unsuspecting friends — Heaven bless theiu. A few blunders and failures soon taught us that we were only on the threshold of the science and our swelled heads soon resumed their normal size. The most important and enjoyed bit of college news that caiue to us througli tiie sum- mer, was that the National .Association of Dental Faculties had. at a special meeting, held in St. Louis, decided to return to the three years " course of study. With our fears and douI)ts allayed as to whether or not it would take three or foiu to make dentists of us, our Class entered the year of " Ol- ' o. " !. determined to surmount all obstacles and to prove itself equal to Junior work. When all had lejoined the lauks. oui ' Class meeting was held, not in fear and trembling as in days gone by, but with Juniors ' indc])endence and Juniors ' rights. The results of the elections were : C. li. Clifford, I ' resident; P.. C. I ' urgess, ' ice-l ' resident ; K. 1 ' . Sk.aggs. Secretary I T. I ' . Kehoe, Treasurer; Ci. W. h ' rank, Sergeant-at-. arms. Our whole stafif of officers ha e been most diligent and successful in the administration of Class affairs. X(j class history would be comi)lctc if it did not mention the Freshmen, ami this one will be no exception . .Mthough a e;n " had elai)setl since our receptit)n by the Class 240 preceding us. tlie time was not sufficiently long to erase from our memories the paces we were ])ut tiirough in the hazing process. Hazing as it is known by the laity is attriljuted to the cowardly attacks by u]jper class- men on the unsophisticated and unorganized lambs that are fresh from home and its tender inlluences, but such is not the case. It is a ne:e3saiv adjunct to collei ' curriculum; althoueh for oln ' ious reasons it is not set forth in the catalogues. The object of hazing, primarily and conclusi ' el_ - is to teach the " freshies " that although they haye certain rights and privileges they are not to usurp those of the upper classmen. With this end in yiew the ceremonies !;egin h corraling the " lambs " and besmearing their faces with a green colored mixtiuie (The secret of its preparation is zeal- ously guarded b)- us), a -ery cosmetic, ' i ' hey were then made fast by a stout rope to a dray which was loaded with a howling mob of Junior;:. In this manner a procession was formed that i)araded the principal streets of Baltimore. One incident that afforded considerable I ' .musement, too, and bfought forth nuicli ajip ' .ause from the populace, was the tying together of a Japanese and a Russian, who were made to carry a banner bearing the inscription, " Japan and Russia at last united. " The Fieshmcn weic made to cheer for " Old J lar •land " and the Juniors all along the line. The entire program was carried out des])ile the inter- lerence of the police, who tried to b.eak up the festivities. After the parade came the usual Class fight, both classes claimed the ictov -; but really it was a draw, as the dean, our esteemed I ' rofessor Gorgas, sei)arated the combatants before any personal injury resulted — a few torn articles of clothing and some rumpled collars were the only signs that there had been a lively sera]), - fter a general handshaking we assured the Freshmen that they would not be molested again if the - kept their places. We a ' e glad to say that with one notable exception they ha -e obeyed ni proper s])irit. and ha -e followed the precedent that has been long established in this grand old institution of learning, the University of Maryland. Throughout its winter ' s work, our Class has proven itself one that holds its duty in no light way. It has creditably, indeed, shown diligence in both ])ractical and theoretical work. Besides the attendance to the stern routine of work, we ha e found time to help along each little cause or project that tends to build up class and college spirit, and to give lo our L ' ni -ersity such fellowship as is worthy of the Alma Mater of which every one is proud tc say he is a .sV)n. . few of our last year men are not with us this -ear — These we have missed. !n their ])laces are a number of students that came to us from other institution--. To these vc extended the glad lianrl and ga e them welcome. This has lieen a quiet year with this Class. No extraordinar}- e ents lia e taken ])lace to make its history differ much from tlie history of othei ' classes, and doubtless we a ' )]iear nnlch the same as other classes, to those about us, iiut still water runs dee]), so beneath this quiet exterior, there is a constructive metabolism going on, that will, we trust, show forth a nerfectly organized body wdien tlie trial comes at the end of the year. Thus on the eve of exams, we stand, each member of the Class anxiousb ' awaiting the result of his efiforts, but to express a fear as to the lesult would l)e to cast reflections on our esteemed teachers, who have so tirelessly striven to instill into our minds the knowdedge of the profession of our choice. With this modest effort of the historian the history of the Class of ' 06 closes. 241 GRINDS A HERN — Transferred from the I ' liiladclphia Dental College to the U. uf M. because he wants to learn dentistry up-to-date. " Yank " Allkn — " What do you think of that? " Brown — Broker or dentist, which is it? Burton — Makes plates for his grandmother. Burgess — E en " P o-xes ha e holes. " BowKrCR — First assistant dog catcher; slipped Iw troHoy and tuuk up (kniistry. Yes, Xo? " Danny " Colvin — Known bv his laugh, a winner with the ladies is his l)ig lirown eyes. COFFMAN — A deniosthenes, ])roof — A big gokl mcilal. DorcuAS — Needs to have liis legs pulled — too short. " Grandpa " Dili. — So skillful in prosthetics that he sports a gold medal. l■J oT l • — " I don ' t know, I ' rofessor. " I ' JJWARDS — Can he operate? W ' cll. ! guers, also chapcronc Greene. Frank — Dog Catcher-in-chief — How about the cofTee, Frank? 242 i, Flood — A ladies ' man GiFFORD — Pass him by quickly, for he always has a subscription paper. " Foxes have holes. " GiLDEN — He also knows that " Foxes have holes. " Garneau (Biley Bounce) — If it were not for his determination to be a D.D.S. he would undoubtedly be an operatic tenor. Greene — " Dog-gone. " I swear slie is a pretty girl isn ' t she Ed. ? HiNEY — A youthful (?) lad, who has a bad eye. What is the result? Patients of course, i Van Meter). Henkel — • We are sorry to state that his health would not permit inni to remain with us tin-ough the entire session. HUTCHINS — " Ed " you can ha -e the rest of mine, I cannot drink it. Jenkins (Weary Willie) — Just off tile farm. KehoE — Is always sick after he receives his check from home. King (Butcher) — As we know him, earned his soubriquet I)y liis skill ( ?) in the dissecting room. Long — Jenkins, why in don ' t you get to work? Meador — A demonstrator in the embryonic state. Meyers (Piff-Paff) — Crowns and bridges his specialty (?) 243 Xkckerman — Makes Invc t(i the irls with clinical intent. Alsci combs liis hair witli a sponge. Parrott ( BruL) — Formerly a grocer, now instead of mixing sand with sugar, he mixes it with plaster. Ryder (Buttinsky) — Don " t dispute his riglit. he has liis licence. KoTllK.NIURG — With an established ( ?) jjractice waiting him he rests easy. ROTHMANSKV Wears the smile that won ' t cme nil ' It you want in die hard snmke nm.- cif his cigars. Strasser ( " Dearie) — Received a well-descr ed gold medal Inr excelling in crnwn and bridge work. ]s sar- casm a irtue? Sammi ' Ei.s (Oi.n Chap) — Has the true class spirit and is a gooil sciap|)ei " . Ask the i ' reshmen. Swope — Married, he has trnubles n his dwii. Ska CCS — He and brnther Will agree that Dr. Holland is all to the good. SlOLER- — Chief of liars. I ' .. C. D. S. cuidd not teach Inm tlenlistry so he came to l ' . " i M. ' oiCT — . c(|uired his vast knowledge of dentistry by attending the summer course, dive us the receipe for vour hair restorer. ' a. .Meter — The l ing distance rumier after patients, but he gets them all right. iiEEi.ER — Likes the theatre betN,T lectures. Weeks ( F. ' rss) — It takes " weeks " to learn dentistry. 11.1.1 A. MS — A cute little " tar heel " aspires to the degrees of D.D.S.. M.D. He also has a feeling in his heart for the auburn haired giil from N ' irginia. 244 ' Si u z w en W 245 FRESHMEN CLASS, 1907 ()i ' i ' ici " .i-;s. |. ' .. ( ' ,, I,i-;|.; rrrsiilciil A. I ' . I i:ai)|-; Treasurer C. T. II ics I ' icc-ryrsitlrnl . M. 1 1 AUKuwiCu Historian ! ' . I), (. ' aki.i ' ox Srcrrlary II. 1,. Thompson Si ' r: ,-aiil-at-.}riiis .MI ' ,Mi ' .I ' :RS. Ai ' iM.K. k. ( ) Xciitl: t ' anil ilia Moiui.i.. A Maiyland Ai ' i ' i.i:. T. A Xmlli C ' aiciliiia Mason, l ' .. 11 X ' ermoiu IJl-kton. II. 1 MarvlaiKJ M . . . . . |) Russia r.KNoiT, II. C Massaclnisftts I ' i ' .uuin. W. II . ' outli Carolina i ' .KKKViiii.i.. . . M . . Xorth Carolina Rosi:Nr,. ui)T. S Russia Cka.mku. . Maryland Roukutson. 1.. J Maryland (. " ■I.l.INI■■. ■. .M. .M Coinu-cticiit Ri;a:ii;. A. 1 ' Xorth Carolina Caki.ton. 1 ' ' . I) Xorth Carolnia S. i.z. i. n. S. j Xow York )Kc. . N. W . . l Connecticut S. ciis. J. 1 Maryland ■ ' ki-;i;. i. n, 11. I) Maryland SiirRiTz. . Russia iII,i i:n, |. K South Carolina So.micks. R. ' ! " Maryland i.Md.ANii. . S Xcw l!ani]ishirc Si ' .Mvi ' .oKorr.ii. . . 1 ' I ' l-nnsylvania " .uiiucsciiocK. 15 Russia S. irnisoN. T. W Xortii Carolina JKKoNKMis. J. 1 ' . Maryland Ska(.i.s, W. 1 ' . West ' irsjinia JAUKowKK. j. W V ' irtjinia ' I ' kk.vki. S Japan l. Yi:s. C. T Massachusctis Turrrr. C. I " . Maryland .ANhi-.s. 11. 11 Xew N ' ork Tiio i I ' Son. II, 1 Xcw N ' ork i;k. !• " .. Ci Xorth Carolina (ll.l l•.N. .X Maryland 246 HISTORY OF CLASS OF 1907 WELL BOYS, as Uncle Renins pnts it. I ' m going to lam-a-lonse, and if I unwit- tingly offend, imijvite it not to your huinljle Historian, but to the fact, that tiie course of true liistory never (hd run smooth. Octoljer ' .I, at the opening of tlie session of nineteen hundred and four and fi e. llie sun arose with all the splendor of its glory, inch by inch it crept up and over the mountain and hill tops, until there dawiied a perfect dav. P)Ut in ill keeping with the day were the deeds enacted 1)_ - the Juniors. The trials, tor- tues and indignities we were forced to undergo, stamjjed us as martyrs of human courage and endurance. Only nine of our Class were present, and little did we think, that the Juniors would take so mean an advantage of us; howe er. we stood our ground with unflinching nerve and undaunting courage, until we were o erpowered one by jne and carried or dragged to the Senior laboratory, where we were partly stri])])e(l of our clothing, and dec- orated with paint as Indian warriors, then dressed as Scottish Hilanders, and in this unsightly undignified condition, we were lashed together with strong ropes, one end of which was fastened to the axle of a wagon, into which a part of the Juniors pilefl, the rest trotting along by our side to enforce any command we refused to promptly obey; the horses were started ofif at a trot to the tune of " Hang John Brown ' s Body to a Sour Apple Tree. " the words as sung by the Juniors. " Hang all the Freshmen on a Sour Apple Tree, " while we with our hats ofif were dragged through mud and filth. . t the first beer sak)on a halt was called and we were recpiired to contribute the insignificant sum of five cents, that our persecutors might satiate their thirst with a large schooner of beer, this little indulgence brought them in debt, as the bar tender refused to serve two straws with one beer ; after much difficulty the amount was raised, the bill paid, and off we started, headed for the most fashionable shopping district. At the corner of Lexington and Liberty streets, a hand organ was secured and while one of us turned it the rest danced an Indian war dance to the tune of " Oh, Mr. Dooley. " More dead than alive we finally reached the college, and after being photographed, were told that we might wash ofif the paint and go unmolested for the rest of the day; the paint refused to wash, some of the boys, succeeded, however, with pumic stone in taking off skin and all, and in consequence were easily distinguished as having been hazed, which however sax ' ed them from so luckless a fate the second time. 247 Al ' ttT till- liaziiii; ' c lust L-r litllc lime in .t ' ellinj - ac iiiaiiUeil with oacli i tlier. and wlulc Dur lihertv-lovinij- spirits rci)ellc l against sncli indignities, we deemed it best to assume a imxlest. (.|uiet, resi)ectfiil manner toward mir ojjpressnrs. wliile secuMy we were plotting deep conspiracies. Ti.e stoi y is soon told. A Class meeting was called, with the lesnlt. that on the night appointed. ery much to our delight, and to their great inoi titicatioii we met and organized, with K. (V Lee. President; C. ' ! ' . Hayes. ' ice-l ' iesident : F. D. Carlton, Secretar - : A. 1 ' . Reade. ' I ' leasin-er: j. Win. ll;irro er. liisiorian. and H. L. Tliompson, Sergeant-at-.Xrms. Many able speeches were made, the Juniors severely criti- sized, and voted hitter tvrants. . fter voting every man to secrecy, as to the oftlcers elected, we adiourned. The Class meeting being o er and our object so successfully accomplished, we decided that tlie next thing on the program should be a mid-night feast. We invited several members of the .Senior Class to join us in om ' little merry-making, ihev ei y willingK ' ;iccei)ted. and we lired up two abre. ' ist. and m.nrched dow u to Welsh ' s. . t intervals there were calls of where ;ire the Juniors, and the rejdy in chorus, " tb.eir m. ' immas ha e put them to bed. " ' The r.e.xt dav we were ver ' much in evidence, for we had cast olT our assumed (piiet manner, and now stood forw.ard. bold, fearless, and determined men. The Juniots had been informed of our nteeting. and were no doubt much ]ro dked at 1)eing outwitted, which how e ' er made them more eager to get at us. and once more drag our colors in the mud. We were not long waiting, for at the clo ' C of our lecliu ' e in " Dental llall " the Junior Class. le;l bv their President. . lr. C.ift ' ord. marc ' ied down tlie aisle, taking us by su piise. but not at a disadvantage, for we soon rallied .ard swe])t all before us. carrying those bodily, who refused to retreat in disorder: on. on. we rushed, to ictoi-y. and to the l ' ' reshm;in Labor- atory, where we cornered .and o eri)owered them, and but for the timely interfeience of our Dean, 1 think it e, ceedingl - doubtful, if there would ba e been left a Jtniior to tell the tale. In conclusion pf the un]i]easant things, 1 regret th. ' it 1 have to record two fistic combats, which occured shortlv after tiie rush. Two of the Juinor Classmen, with " Duilisli I ' miien- silies " challenged two of our men to meet them in single combat, with the result they wcic coni|)letelv anguished ; they aflerw;irds apoli.gized. and little of consei|uence has occui-red since to disturb the ])eace of mind of the members of the two classes. . t the present writing, there exists a feeling of good-fellow -shiji and a most friendly s])irit. which I sin- cerl - ho])e ni.av continue throughout the course. 1 believe 1 voice the sentiments of my classmates, when I sa ' . we wish von ;dl that is good, .and m;iy yon ac(|nire a ast store ot knowledge, during this vour Junior ear, and return to this grand old school next session. lignitied. splendid, high-toned, eleg.ant. gentlemen. To the Senior Classmen we feel most grateful, for they have been our guiding star, our liojie and our refuge; ;ind when they go out from us to enter the vast army of Dental Sur- geons, the - b;i e our best wishes, and may they .itt.iin the height of their ambitions, I leven states and two foreign countries are represented by our classmen, .and while we iiavc some verv capable : yet it is easily discernible that several members of our Class have missed their vocation; ll.ayes. our worthy ' ice-rresideiU, should have been i divinity student; I.;indes, would h.ave been more successful as book agent; Burton and Somers should never have left the f.irm ; Ciribeschock .and Roseiig.irdt would have been 248 excellent targets f( r the Japs; the two Apples are a httle green {nr this market: Mason soon (lisci i ere(l his talent as hooze-artist ; in Cramer, as observed in the ilissectirg rnom, we lose a good butcher; while Sachs would do well in the cast off clothing business. It is with much ]ileasure that I can say a word in praise of the ])rogress our classmen are making, into the intricate, delicate and scientific work, and the acquiring of a vast store of scientific knowledge, sufficient to meet all demands. In Berrhill we see a second Eastman; in Culliney a Uhler ; and in Sa lzman a Grieves. Oiu " Class pins ha e been a welcome acquisition. Our formula for attaining a thorough kno.vledge of Dental Science is, talent . " per cent., application !•. " per cent. J. Wm. H. rrower, Historian. 249 CLASS ALPHABET A — is i v . ii])Ies, is wliat class history teaclies, lint the skirls declare our hoys ate twn peaches. B — is inv lliirtciii, I ' eiinit. and Ik-rryliill. At scientific wnrk we duuht imi their skill. C — is for Carlton and Cramer, of ulKmi ' tis said; Made li ve to a girl and now she is dead. Also Culliney, who thinks he is ri,L;iit smart: Despite Uncle jimmy ' s opinion thai he only an iii)start. D— is for Deofnan. of the W. M. type, Ivisilv distinguished li - the size of his ) k-. E — is for Eve, who made Adam hclieve: . lthon,L;ii a maiden she would not deceive. F — is for iMX-eman. hut in hoiid.aiLje he ' ll he; If he don ' t (|iut makiny love to the i;irls o ' er the sea. G — is for Garland, at farmiui.;-. we douht not that he is master, I ' lit yet has to learn the diffei ' ence hetween water and ])laster. . lso Ciilden and C.riheschock, these hoys we know well, r.ut miless thev reform, will land S(|uare in h — 11. H — is for ITarrowcr and I lerouemus, of l!altim ire town; ' l vo sweeter hovs could hardh. he lonnd. .Also for Haves, who mo])es throui h the ikiys, I ' liit at niyht hums ;iround w hire are ahlaze. I — is for Trine, our dear little (|neen : Who sijjs wine with the hoys, hack ot ;i screen. J — is for Judetli, who is very imprudent; And so arc the hoys, which mike the I ' . M. student. K — is for Kittv, so jolly and witty, one of our hand, Who makes life pleasant for tlie L ' . M. man. 250 L — is for Landes, a bum maker of plates ; He ne er denies tliat lie goes out on skates. Also for Lee, and a gambler I fear be would Ije: But Dental Science requires study, you see. M — is for Mason, wbo likes ' alf and ' alf ; But say to bim lecture, and be gives vou tbe laugb. N — is for Nina, our mid-nigbt diner. But to most of tbe lioys, an old timer. — is for Oasis, a spot desert and bare ; We leave it to tbe Fresbmen, wbo next come to sbare. P is for Perrin, well liked by bis classmates; But unusually fond of getting on skates: Q — is for Quiz, yet rarely e ' er negltcted ; It costs us a V. fl e more tban I expected. R — is for Rosengardt, a Russian bold: Yet keeps out of sigbt of tbe jap I ' m told. Also for Reade and Robertson, two names bard U rbyme; So I just skip tbem over for next time. S — is for Scarborougb. from a Pennsvlvania town ; We know by bis gait, wbere tbe sleepers are found. And Somers, we are glad tbat }-ou are back. And witb lots of bard study you will catcb u]) witb Saciis. Also Salzman, Smitbson and Skaggs, To bring up tbe rear and marry old bags. Shpritz, altbougb be was sbipwrecked on tlrv land; It would bardlv be fair to lea ' e bim to strand. T — is for Teraki, our barmless little Jap; Yet constantly trying to get our Russian in a tra]i. And Truitt, a boy of noisy renown. But in pbysical form, resembles a clown. 251 Alsi) fill ' Till iin])sc 111. a bov of gndd cliec-r: Ami al ' te-r facli im-al, lie must lia i- In heer. U — is I ' l r I ' liler, mir I ' licuij and im])ressi(iii-iiiakci " ; liii if at peace with ( " ind, need not tear the undertaker. V — is fill " ' emis. a isioii of nii lit : ' I ' iie form is tun j)eifect in lie a uiiidern wife. W — is fii)- wiiniaii. the nnhlest wnrk nt ( " iiul; .Ma - we eaeh reiiu ' inher it. until plaeed iiiider the sod. X — is a Letter, nut represented here: i ' ut iiui (iiie uf tlie hoys, wuuld refuse him a Ijeer. Y — is fur ' u!kell. the last of tlie hoys: .Mtlioiiyh he is married, is fond uf pla iiiy with tuys. Z — is for Zea. a i eiiiiis of " -rasses ; . ut like vuu buys, all 1 — a.sses. J. Vm. II.xkkow kr, ' 07. In cuntrihntiiij; this shurt skeleh uf line uf uur esteemed classmates. I hoj)e it will lie accepteil miK- in tlie true s])iiit i jest, and not as hintiiiii ' tu e cn the slii litest deirrce of offense tu " The man in the si ' utless suit uf white. ' " We are all well acc|uainteil with uur sedate, estimahle. and liappy-L;u-!ucky Historian Ilarmwer. and tu iwerluuk his jjruprietx ' . e en as carried tu the 1 )issectiiig ' Ruum. would he nut iiiiK ' ;i hiirniui;- shame and a dis ' race. hut hrandiiii; " myself as a miserable pupi ' V ' . It was when first assembled in the disscctini;- ruum. fur that much cherished and plcas- .■int task of dissection, that niv , ' ittentiun wa- at unce called lu dear ll.arruwer. who to niv j reat sui prise stood there dressed in a stiuinin.t;. snu ' ly tittiii, ;- white tlaniiel lawn tennis suit, kid gloves, and e en his shoes nut neirlected with a Sunday shine, fullv determined to take so mean an advantage of the helpless creature hcfuie him. as tu skin him lu a linisli. It was ;i sight never tu be furgutten. The rest i i us experienced a feeling ( termeil thirty cents) creep up uur s])inal culumn. pruMicularly mvself. wliu was arrayed in a secund-haiid and nuich faded misfit guwn. h " . eii this did nut pIkinc llariuwer. It was a liltle while uiir worthy ' ice-I ' icsideiit Haves :in l myself were struggling with the origin and insertion of the Leva- tor Labii Superiuiis . lae(|ue X ' asi muscle, that our attention was diverted by an exciting scene which at first caused us nu little mental anguish: we dared nut luuk up. but grasjiing each uther hv the hand ;md l;i iiig uiir ( blii|uus ( )cnli Inferiui- muscles tu their utinosi 252 capacity. ol)ser e(l Harnnver npeiiing liis spotless coat of white wlTich led us to believe he had thrown up the spong-e, but we breathed a sigh of relief when we found we were in err r and that Harrower was merely taking a whisk broom from his jiocket to brush awaj- the ash which had dropped from a ten for a nickel brand of cigarettes upon his spotless trousers of white. It will be a recollection far more ])leasant, (than the odor of the room was) to carrv with me. and thanks to the photographer and the small sum of tlftv cents, I shall always be ai)le to glance U])on a ])icture of my conipaniijiis in misery, with Harrower in his sjiotless suit of white, (specially pressed for the (jccassion ) forming one of the group. All hail to Harrower. and may success be Ins. H. H. Landks, " 07. 25. MINT 254 FACULTY OF PHARMACY William Simon, Ph.D. Emeritus Professor of Chemistry. Charles Caspari, Jr., Ph.G. Professor of Theoretieal and Applied Pharmacy, Dean of the I ' aciil y. David M. R. Culbreth, A.M., Ph.G., xM.D. Professof of Materia Mcdica, Botany and Pharmaeoi iiosy. Daniel Base, Ph.D. Professor of Chemistry and Vegetable Histology. Henry P. Hynson, Ph.G. Professor of Dispensing and Commercial Pharmacy. ADJUNCT FACULTY. Charles Schmidt, Ph.G. Associate Professor of Pharmacx. John P. Piquett, Ph.G. Associate Professor of Materia Medica and Pofaiiv. H. A. B. Dunning. Ph.G. Associate Professor of Chemistry. Henry L- TroxEl. Ph.G., Demonstrator of Chemistry. FranTz Naylor, Ph.G.. I cnunLslralur af P ispensiiig. E. F. Kelly, Ph. r.D., Demonstrator of Pharmacy. 355 FACULTY OF rHAKMALV. 256 257 ROLL CALL- CLASS OF 1905 Colors: White and Blue. YELL. Pills for ills! rills for ills! Drugs for bugs ! Drugs for bugs ! We are alive ! Pharmacy ' 05 ! CLASS OFFICERS. C ' li i i.i:s M. ii i.(] v HiiuxriKooK President ]. Cari.Tux Wolk Historian . lii;i ii I ' x ' CLESTo.N ' Kkmi ' I ' iee-Prcsident Koss S. ' WcJii.wr.E. Pro f ' .het. .Irtist and Editor Rdiri. C Tnnn Secretary ja.mi:s A. Rlack S ' eri cant-at-.lrnis RuitT. ]• ' . .MooDV Treasnrer II. 1 ' ' ,. Waterman Assistant Editor Ml ' .MP.KRS. STi.niF.N C. Hkss Chairman Francis Omver Barrett, Frank P. Firey, ' Haukv Lewisson, PlIII.F.II ' J. FL P)OENNING, IcilEr. Fol.ICK. ClIAS. E. PllIPPS. M. n. Clarke. Stki ' hen C. Hess, L. Xkal Patrick, Clay C. CiiiDESTKR, Rai ' aei- Janer. John Rayforo Power. John H. Cassell, Vm. Enereti ' Jordan, Ch. s. Rosshero, Di Witt C. Swaringen. 25» w HY should our eyes be shining bright, Our hearts beat warm and high? Why should we in our vict ' ries tide For fame and progress try ? It is because we nurse the world From illness into bloom, It is because we have unfurled The flag that lifts the gloom. A doctor ' s skill may save the da ' For suff ' ring mankind, but The pharmacist must pave the way Or els; all toil helps not ; The doctor may prescribe correct Fine medicines to cure But we, oh friends, must be perfect In mixing matters pure. We must maintain a standard proud And bless the ebbing life! We must ofttimcs help doctors out To succor man or wife ! The tiny baby we ui)hold When placed in our hands Our hont)r, purer than all gold Must thrive in cultured lands. So let all wave their hats in glee This day, brave graduates May God bless this fraternity That mankind elevates ! In war and peace, with high and low The pharmacist will stand — God, bless all where ' er you go! God, guide your heart and hand I 259 THE TERRA MARIAE CALENDAR O F UNEMPLOYED GENII W ' e herein nffcr (|iiite an assurtnicnt from our T-tO, " ) uiit])nt. I ' eisons in need i lielj) will iln well tn carefully read i ur prosijcctus statiiifj lialiits, S])ecial (leniaiids. strnnjj; points and manv ini])iirtant peculiarities ut our indi iiluals. c can t ' lniii-ili i Imrt mitice anything fnnu the Sdda " Jerkcr " to the " i e.iL;islered ; " all fully truaraiUeed as represented. 260 FUAXCIS Ol.IXUR IiARRKTT. Baltimore, Aid. Nice looking-, g ood habits. Doesn ' t mind get- ting up early and working late. Must have all Sundays off. Has Bible class and leader in chil- dren ' s exercises. Would be a drawing card for all churching-going people. Apply early, supply limited. WiLLiA.M H. Cl.xrke — President Class ' 04. Pocomoke Citv, Md. For this summer only. Healthy climate de- manded. Devoted to science. Excellent morals. Will refuse to serve on soda fountain Irade. Hobby — ( )riginal research. Takes well with doctors and scientific men. Onlv one in stock. . Mi:s .A. Black, K — Member Oa ' Club ' (•. " ), Baltimore, Aid. Handsome, well groomed. Will object to sweeping out store and getting up early. Two nights and Sunday afternoons off — Best girl. .A good compounder, few mistakes. Social drinker, fond of good cigars and Turkish cigarettes. 261 I ' l.AV C. L ' liiDKSTi ' .k. ! ! ' — Miinhrr Oi ' l i ' liih. WV tMii. W Larujc. wi ' ll l)uilt. especially adapteil for hard work. Ouick, ninihlc tini rs. ( iiiaraiiteed to de- crease stock of s])iritii.. fruiiieiUi. Thin skin, liaiidle with care. I ' ond of cards, w(jnien and sons, ' , hut with projjcr training will make a good man. Fi . . i I ' . I ' " iui;v — lioitora ' olc mention ' o:;- ' i)|. Hagerstown, . 1 Mis name a misnomer, mild teni])ered, easy go- ing. I ' xtremely yountj- with no had habits. : n o))e(lient child; will clirrrfiilh do an woik as- signed him. Thinks he is a horned chemist. Ill I loWARIl CaSSKI-L. Thnrmont, Md. . bad face hni a ;...Mi man. " loials and habits . 1. Will do all work at all bonis. I ' " ,i|nallv g(Jod on soda fonntain and prescription coiniter. W ' ill- to start lo ,ind wurk np. h " .s|nciallv desires position with dl-temi)ered man. ihi IcHEi. For.icK. Ri A Ivussian by birth and not much impi " nve l. Desires a position in small store in Russian settle- ment. Expenses light, only small salary required. Wishes to devote spare time to the advancement of science. S ' liiPHKN C. Hess, K — Member Oicl Club ' 05. Baltimore, Aid Neat and sweet looking. Relishes everything wet, except soft drinks and water (would advise employer to dispense with stock of whiskies). Noted for his midnight lunches. Especially suit- ed for a fast locality. Good salary and little work demanded. Cii. Ki.n;s Al.Mui.ow Hornbrook — Hoiwnibic mention ' U3- ' U4. Member On ' l Club ' 0 ' . President Class ■04- ' 05. New Martinsville, V. ' a. Handsome, well mannered and the glass of fashion. Wants position in city with firm enjoy- ing large female trade. Looks especially attract- ive garbed in white behind soda fountain. The only one of this variety we have to offer. 263 I MAl-L JaNKK. Porto Rico. A little old but still running. .A Porto Rician by birtb. knows more ttieory tban lie can convey in Englisb. Desires partner wliu will open up business in I ' orto Rico. Married, with several children. W ill want time off to devote to nursing Has plenty of money, a golden opportunity. Xi.i ' KKh lu LKSTo. Kk.mi ' — I ' icc-l ' rcsiilciit ' 01- " 0. " ). Mi ' iiibcr Old Club ' 05. . hard worker but not es])ecially competent. In order to become a thorough pharmacist he de- sires to start at bottle washing and work up. Bald headed from worry over the misapi)lication of ■ ' . r!; nil, " Will bear watching. To k-t on trial. Trappe, Md. ii.i.i AM I ' A i;ui:tt Jokda.n. Fort Lawn. S. C. Slow but sure. .- former sclioolmaster. De- void of bad h.ibits, chielly on account of lack of energy. Wniild make a good drug clerk in small country village. Could not guarantee him to build up run down bu.-iiness. Small salary will satisfv. 64 Harry Lewisson. Baltimore, Aid. Keen at making good bargains. Especially rec- ommended to party desiring a good buyer. Swears he can do even his own people. Good at formu- lating fake preparations. Ross Si.MoxTON McElwkK, K — Editor. Prophet and Artist Class ' n4- ' (). ' Secretary to Board of Editors. ' 04- ' 05. Pres. Ozd Club ' O. ' ). . good fellow by inclination, a pharmacist by mistake. ' ery competent at jerking soda, bottle washing and sweeping. Always carries a grin which he thinks is quite catchy. Would make an ideal entertainer for your customers while they wait. He would demand time oft ' to attend all s]5ortng events. Salary in advance ; no guarantee. Statesville, X. C. Rdi ' .ERT Fr.vnklix Moodx— Treasurer Class ' 0 - ' 0r,. Member Old Club ' 05. Charlotte, N. C. The happy possessor of curls, covering a small area of brains. Handy man to do odd jobs around store, could not recommend him for prescription work. He wants position at once, special rates made on application. 265 fllAKI.KS I ' " . I ' lllI ' l ' S. Beckley, W. ' a. Ri ' alizint;- his lack of speed no city position will he accepted. He is earnestly awaiting an offer in small store, located in slow town. Can be relied upon to do all the work about the business. .Never grumbles or cusses. . n early disposal is desired. . 1 1 1 R AN ToKii I ' owKK — Honorable niculion ' (): - ' OI. ■ bbeville. S. C. Wishes employment with a large manufactur- ing house. Says he has many original " stunts " .,liich when materialized will make the world wond(.r. He will demand perfect freedom in ex- ecuting his ])lans. . good o])])orlunity to assist a cabbage head to know its value. .Mi: i. I ' vi ' KicK. Clover. S. C— R. V n. ( .• youth w ith light hair, which is never coinbetl. Xot overly burdened with brains. Could rcconi- menil him for |)arcel delivery. Speed O. K. ( )nly one in stock that we can offer for $:t.(l(l ])er. hirst offer will 1k ' acci ' pled. 260 C ' liAki.i.s R( ssni:K( ' .. Baltimore, Md A good chance for a Dutchman to get a youth after his own lieart. We will guarantee him never to lose a penny for his employer. He would split a hair for the sake of economy. We consider this " Gem " our. greatest bargain. 11. R. W ' .viWMAN—.Issistant Uditor ' (il- ' (i: . Member O cl Club ' 0.5. We would not advise anyone to procure this man as an ornament. Forgetting his absent beautv we can say the remainder is good. A fair pharmacist and excellent bookkeeper. For his future ' s sake we would have him kept as far as possible from the cash. Has large supply of stale jokes which he will gladly crack with the trade. Quite fond of making suppositories by hand. Houstan, Texas. R()i;i-;kt CivCil Tonn— Go rf Medal ' 03- ' 01. Seneca, S. C. An ideal man for store in locality where the population needs weeding out. Quite awkward and gifted at making mistakes. Wishes to be employed by man of patience and endurance. Doesn ' t niintl work at all, really enjoys it. 267 (. ' AUi.TiiN W ' lir.r — Honorable inciition ' ():!- ' U4. Historian. ' n4- ' (tr.. Baltimore. Md. A good salesman, does not hesitate to prevari- cate if tliat will assist in tlie sale of your fjoods. lias tlowerv speech and sweet manners, always makes a " hit. " An excellent wcirker with the " scope. " ' A ciimnion occurrence with him is to isolate ' an ;aiini and explain its sha])e. Positively the ijreatest " wonder " on nur Calendar. Wire offer to get a show. PHARMACEUTICAL DONTS Di iX ' T ST.Wn in groups is lirsi df all. I )on " t run. don ' t jumi), in ihe ll;d ' . I )(in ' l talk.don ' l lau- ' h. dnn ' l inL; c t hum. Ddii ' t sit there usinu; chewing gum. Di.n ' l loudly with your neighbor speak, Dciu ' t in " exams " the (|uestions seek. Don ' t smoke or chew while in ihe hall. Don ' t stay away for jusl .•muhing at all. lie the one to come on lime at noon. Don ' t come too lal •. don ' t come too soon. Don ' t graduates l)reak. don ' t acids si)ill, Df Socchorine sweet, don ' t take your till. Don ' t inl ' orm.ation or reasons seek. Don ' l i|iusliou points, he alwavs meek. 268 THE CLASS OF 1905 HAVING been the last ' ■Jiininr Class " of the JMaryland College of Pharmacy, prior to its affiliation with the University of Maryland as the " Department of Pharmacy, " and now spending our " Senicjr Days " as members of this department, it seems proper that we preface our " Class History " with a brief sketch of that college which has always been honored, and still stands pre-eminent, among institutions of its kind in the United States. The need of thoroughly educated and well-trained apothecaries, led to an initiator)- con- ference between both physicians and pharmacists, on June S, 1S40. A committee of fi e ajiothecaries was chosen to report at the following meeting, the best plan for a College of Pharmacy, in the City of Baltimore. This committee suggested the calling of a general conference of apothecaries throughout the State of Maryland, and on July 0, of the same year, another committee was likewise appointed, and duly instructed to draft a constitution and by-laws. Accordingly on July 20, 1840, our College of Pharmacy came into existence, thus making it rank as the third oldest institution of its kind in this country. At this time. Thomas G. MacKenize was elected President; Geo. W. Andrews. Vice- President; Robert H. Coleman, Second Vice-President: W ' m. H. Balderston, Secretary and Henry B. Atkinson, Treasurer. Messrs. R, Roberts, Da id Stewart and Thomas T. 269 Phillips, were chosen as the Board of Examiners. These officers were also known as the " Trustees " of the institution. The college was incorporated on July 27. 1841, Hon. Vm. Grason being Governor of Maryland at that time. Of the si. students, who attended the lirst course of lectures which began in .Xovenibc-r. I H. and ended in February. 1842, only three were declared graduates at the first commencement, held on June 19, 1842. During the year 1844, an agreement was entered into by which the lectures of the Col- lege of Pharmacy were united with those of the University of Maryland. This enabled the students of medicine to enjoy the privilege of attending the lectures on Pharmacy, and at the same time our students reaped the benefit of those delivered on Chemistry. In 1844, the n.ime of the " Chair of Pharmacy " was changed to that of " Theory and Practice of Phar- macy, " Dr. David Stewart being elected to the Professorship. The lectures were held in conjunction with the " b ' aculty of Physic, " until 1847, when interest began to subside to such an extent that for nine years no graduates were announced, the College lying dormant, while her charter continued in t ' oice. In Is.m;, however, interest was again revived, and the Col- lege reorganized. At a subsetpient meeting the " J-iy-Laws " were also revised and three " Professorships " created, one of Chemistiy, one of Materia Medica, and one of Pharmacy. At this tiine the students were ipiartered at Calvert and Water streets. The original charter which was granted in 1 41, would have expired by limitation on January 27, 1871, therefore, a petition for a new. and i)erpelual charter was presented and granted by the Legislature of 1870. Under this act the College was again reorganized, Mr. George W. Andrews, who had been elected President in istl. continuing in that capacity. From 18G1 mitil 18 " : ' . the Faculty underwent many changes. During the year 1 73, Dr. William Simon, who hail l)een 1 )irectMr ,.f the Chemical Laboratory, was chosen Pro- fessor of Chemistry, vice Dr. .M. J. De Rosset, who had resigned. Dr. Simon continued until 1902, when he was unanimously elected " Emeritus " Professor of Chemistry, the active luties being entailed upon Dr. Daniel, who still holds the Professorship. The year 1876 was marked by the removal of the College to .Xisciuith street, just north of Fayette. The continued growth of the classes however soon necessitated a larger building, and the l)resent site was soon improved by a handsome structure, which was ready for occuj ' ancy during the latter part of 1887. It was claimed at that time to be one of the finest buildings of its kind in the United States. In is7 ' .t, Mr.Charles Caspari, Jr., Class of 1869, was elected til the " Chair of Pharmacy. " ;uid till li " l ls the 1 ' rofessorshi]) in this particular branch. Thrnngli his efforts and untiring zeal, the L ' i llege has wnn m;irked distinctinn in all m.itlers pharmaceutical. Many branches of Science have lu ' en added tn the cnrricuhnn fmm time to time, the most important being those " i Micri so py,, Volumetric . n:dysis and Dis- ])ensing Pharmacy. The literature which has em.inatcd from the Maryland College of Pharmacy stands foremost .among wi.rks of its kind, both in this countrj- and .abioad; indeed, each Professor of the present h ' aculty, being the author of a text-book which is recogm ' ezd as an authority throughout the entire world. The idea of receiving a degree from an institution with such en iablc iuali(ications, naturally inspires the mind of the ynutli, pharmaceiuically inclined, and with this end in view, the nieinbciN i l ' the |)resent Senior Class of " or . were drawn li gether ()cti ber 1. 1903, 270 The opening address of welcome was delivered by Professor Base, his very kind remarks being followed bv Dr. Culbreth, while Professor Caspari, our honored " Dean, " closed the exercises of the dav with an abundance of good advice. The rules and regulations of the College were clearly defined, and the requirements necessary to make a conscientious, skill- ful, and successful Pharmacist were naturally impresse d upnn us. First impressimis have always been regarded the most lasting, and our bo} ' S were not long in fdrniing an aci|uaint- ance which soon ripened into real friendship. Regular routine work was begun at once, and while at times occasional clouds of home- sickness hovered about many, yet hard study and close application, soon proved an effectual remedy. Class officers were chosen, Mr. William H. Clarke being elected President. By his able administration, the Class was piloted through the entire session of the " Junior Course. " After the Christmas holidays, which to many of us meant happy home reunions, our thoughts were soon turned to the intermediate examinations, when some met their " Waterloo, " proving that future success meant " putting our shoulders to the wheel, " and preparing ourselves for the battle in April. 191)4. The Junior session will ever be memorable to us all, on account of the disastrous fire which threatened our entire city on February 7, 1!)04. With a " mantle of fire " and sheets of flame surrounding us, our Collge home escaped unharmed. During the scholastic year a reception was tendered the Faculty of the College by the students of both Senior and Junior Classes; later on Dr. Dohme entertained the students at his residence in roval fashion, a er - enjoyable e ' ening was spent. Thus the monot- ony of our school life was somewhat broken. During the later part of April the final exam- inations were held, the following days being marked by much anxiety and suspense, in our eagerness to ascertain our general standing. Success crowned the efforts of manv. Air. Rol)- ert C. Todd being the successful winner of the College prize, of the Junior Course. At the opening of the Senior session in October, 1904 we found oursehes students of the Uni -er- sity of Maryland, thus, for the second time in her history the Maryland College of Pharmacy is joined to this old and veneralile institution. The continuation of our scliool under its old name will doubtless bring jo ' into the hearts of manv of our former graduates, and at the same time, give them an opportunity of uniting with the " Alumni " (_)f the Uni -ersity. for the general support and adx ' ancement of Pharmacy. The Senior Class at present numbers twenty-four, se ' eral ha ing failed to qualify at the examinations, while others resigned for various reasons. The officers for the Senior Class for the present year are Messrs. Charles M. Hornbrook, President; . lfred E. Kemp, Vice- President; Robt. C. Todd. Secretary; Robt. F. Moody, Treasurer; J. Carlton Wolf, Histo- rian; Ross S. McElwee, . rtist. Prophet and Editor. A feature of the present session was the hazing of the Freshmen of the Pharmacy De- ])artment. The " lads, " decked in war paint and well lassoed, were photographed and then paraded through the business section of the city. On their return to the Universitv, all agreed that they had been well initiated. A spirit of kindly feeling has pervaded the members of the Class during the present term, our happiness being marred only by the fleath of one of our most popular fellow-stu- dents, William J. Aydelotte. In proof of the high esteem in which he was held, and as a 271 tiilnitc to liis mc-morv. a heaiititiil wreath of roses, and a set of Engrossed Resolutions were presented bv tlie Class to his bereaved parents. Other than this, tlie general happi- ness and welfare of the Class has been unbroken: and at the same time, an ardent symi)athy has e.xisted between the students and their honored Professors. They have aided us in breaking tlie " seal " of that ponderous volume known as Pharmacy, and we are proud to ackncjwiedge them as ujiholders of our young h()])es, and youthful aims. In parting, the Class of l!Mi, " ) wishes to render thanks to tlioni all. and also gives hearty assurance tliat in the Coining vears " Time " can ne ' er destrox- their nieniur -. I. C. RLT() W ' oLl " . Xf» ' SL , 37a PROPHECY AT the eleventh hour I find m} ' sclf the prophet of the class of nHuo-lity-fi ' e. Awakening to th- duties that are before me, I find myself mystified. Realizing that I alone could not pre- vail upon the gods to reveal to me the future of our class, I hastened to the wizard of Oz. I sought his assistance in procuring of the gods the future of the Class of IDUT). Fame and .success, he said, awaited each member of our class, litit not all along the same line. The future will find many successful in different walks of life. Being the first class to graduate from the new Pharmaceutical Department of the University of Maryland, much is expected of it. New ground to be broken, new roads to pave and high examples to be set, which will be appreciated and respected by the classes to follow, and which we, ourselves, can look back upon with pride. The future of each member as spoken by the wizard is as follows : President Hornbrook will be one of the most fortunate among our number. P y the aid of West Virginia ' s greatest philanthropist he will be enabled to fit up a laboratory esjjecially adai)ted for pharmaceutic investigation. With his ability and untiring energy great and valuable work will be done along this line. Z73 Our clever vice-president, Alfred Eccleston Kemp, as the name suggests, is destined to be a man of great deeds. He is now well known as an interceptor of thieves. Having won no- torictv a short while back by his artful scheme to catch the jiortcr. His future will be absorbed in solving many of the mysteries that will present themselves. Sherlock Holmes will soon retire, having no show with our adroit Kemp. Robert C. ToiUl, our esteemed secretary, will prefer tlie quiet life of the country to that of the hustle and hurry of the city. ' ith his reticent disposition and easy-going manner we will find him a few years hence, i)roprietor of a small drufj business. He will be the daddy of a large family, and will find the drug business alone will not yield enough to meet his expenses. So before long we will find him at the family occupation of farming as a side issue. His apt knowledge of chemis- try will lead to many improvements in Mother Earth, which will be heralded with great joy, and he will pass his remaining days on a pedestal of fame. Treasurer Moody, by name, but not so in disposition, will after a few years experience as a pharmacist, hit upon a formula for a panacea which will be w-orld renowned. With a troop of burnt cork artist he will tour the country. Crowds from far and near will crowd around his band wagon to listen to his silver-tongued descrii)ti()ns of his many marvelous cures, and to invest their last dollar in a bottle of this greatest of all medicines. Water and coloring matter will still remain cheap ; in a few cars his cheque book will make that of Rockefeller look like a punched meal ticket. Historian Wolf will soon rise to the head of his father ' s llroadway I ' liarmacy. I ' .v his skill and energy he will soon have a business tha ' we all will envy. It will he the pride of the East and a pattern for all. It is with fear that Prophet McElwee hears of his future, and a nervous pen airs it to the world. After completing his course in pharmacy he will begin the study of medicine. Being a great admirer of the loveliest work of God and w ishing especially to please this sex, he will com- plete a special course in " How to make the ladies more beautiful. " We will find him in later years a successful " Beauty Doctor. " Every week the ladies will be startled by his many marvel- ous improvements on their sex. Why he will have success — you can be the judge. Associate Editor Waterman, will in the near future connect himself with one of our large manufacturing chemists. Being a man of unusual business ability, he will soon rise to the posi- tion of business manager, later on we will find him a member of the firm. Great improvements will be made by him, and it will rank as the foremost plant of its kind in the country. The col- lege chums of Barrett will not be surprised to learn after a few years he will not be found behind the ])rescription desk administering to the physical ailments of mankind, but will he jiosing be- fore the altar endeavoring to cleanse his brethren of all moral diseases. Remembering the de- baucherv and wickedness of his classmates he will weekly hold (on Thursday), a special midnight service for pharmacists. .Ml will be cordially invited. No collection. Our j)opular friend Black, having been fortunate by being surrounded in his early career by men of much learning, could not be otherwise than quite a success. He and his brother will open quite a fashionable apothecary shop on the street of lialtiniore. Our friends smiling counte- nance and impressive manners will soon fill his shop with the " Swells. " The sale of his goixls. jilus the price of his smile, will soon fill the vaults of his banking house. He will retire early wearing the smile-that-wont-come-oflf. ' 874 Born into the world with no rush for the end, we find Boenning. He will soon begin his lad- der of success. Early in his career he will be. found peddling from door to door his " Honest Corn Cure. " He will travel a hard road at first but perseverance will be his watchword, which success naturally follows. Soon his " Honest Corn Cure " will be second only to the family Bible. His income before many years will be a burden for him to count. " But a fool must follow his natural bent, " so with Chidester. He will lead the life of a clerk for a short period in a shop in West Virginia, and then he will become proprietor. He will deem his predecessor ' s policy ])lcbeian and recognizing the wants of the " Morally stunted " will put in an unusually fine line of spiritus frumenti. His wide experience in Baltimore having made him a keen judge of this drug; his sales will soon exceed his fondest expectations. Soon he will decide the drug business too slow and we will leave him the proprietor of a flourishing " Smiling Emporium. " All those who will be inclined to criticise his course will be cordially invited to in- dulge with him in a quart of his select old stock. f )ur slow but sure Clark will prefer the outer-door life of an AI.D., to that of a Phar.D. After graduating from the pharmacy department he will take up the study of medicine. After com- pleting this he will return to his old home, Pocomoke City, and in the mumdrum life of a country practitioner will find his life ' s calling. From the stage of the theatre our friend Cassell will take to the tall timbers where he will establish a small country drug store, thereby realizing his childhood ' s ambition, fie will find bachelor life rather dull in the country and will soon marry. The outcome of which will be several " Hefty " boys to aid our friend ' s hair to grow thin and grav. As we all know Firey thinks himself the " whole cheese ' " when it comes to chemistry. With this thought paramount in his skull he will continue the study of this science. Many years will be spent by him in the chemical laboratory searching what he mav devour. You may expect many new discoveries in the years to come (Firey). Folick will be a patriotic Russian and return to his native land. There with his knowledge of chemicals, he will engage in the manufacture of bombs and other Russian toys, with which to greet the Czar when he shows his face. Hess, the Dutch apothecary, will be known as that, only for a short while longer. Being the only real sport of our Class, and as a sport and a pharmacist do not make a good mixture our " Dead Game " will say to H — with pill rolling — the race track and fair women for mine. His future will have many ups and downs before success finally crowns his undertakings. Janer, the silent, with his brood, will return to Porto Rico and open an up-to-date American pharmacy. It being the first of its kind on the island he will enjoy a large and profitable trade. Jordan will not remain in the drug business long, finding it most to rapid for his pace. He will return to his first love, the country schoolmaster. In this capacity he will pass the remainder of his days. Lewisson will not be able to resist the calling of his tribe. He will change from Lewisson, the pharmacist to Lewisson, the clothier, and spend many happy and profitable days in dispensing the real bargains of the week. 275 Well, it is Pat at last. Few events go (lnwn in history witliuut the Irish and their devoted Shamrock are there to do it homage. So in our midst one L. Xeal Patrick will he there at the finish. T ' at, the voiith of onr Class, decided the drug business was just the thing for him. In liKMI we will find a business established by him in Ireland. Soon after his beginning he will formulate a line of household remedies and to test the potency of one of these he will take a dose. Poor Patrick will rest among the martyrs of science. Phipps and Power will join forces and migrate to the far West to engage in tlv.- profession which thev will have so successfully mastered. A pleasant and prosperous business career will be theirs. The last of the immortal twent -four is our cotton-headed Rossberg. The good Lord did greatlv displease this man in the adornment of his head. His future will be spent in the thorough investigation of the hair in the hope that tlie desired shade might be made to grow. Rossberg " s treatise on the hair is a iniblication that wc can all look forward to. The Prophkt. 276 THE PHARMACY GIRL. 277 WILLIAM J. AYDELOTTE Born— May ' ird, lS8;i. Di D— December llth, 1904. Gone ? yes, he ' s gone ne ' er to return ; Oh ! how the heart must bow to pain, To know that his dear mortal form Will never more be seen again. That smiling face, so fair and bright And bringing to a mother cheer — Which tilled a father ' s life so full Of cherished hopes and joys most dear- While starting on life ' s rugged sea, To pass the perilous rocks before, Alas! a sudden storm is on — . sunken ship — the voyage o ' er. U. cruel Death, why didst thou thus Upon the victim lay thy hands And hurl him off to yonder shore. Rending attection ' s fondest bands? ' hy didst thou, at this early hour — liefore life ' s race had well begun, . ml when the morn had yet been blessed W itli hut a few rays from its sun — Intrutle thvself antl take away The ornament, so pure, so true, That filled a home with rays of joy Which nothing evermore can do? Peace ! peace ! we shall not murmur so ; " Pis but the workings of the hand ( )f llim whose deeds are ever right. And whose justice we all must stand. That ln ing oik-, too pure to live L ' |)on this world of sin so great. Heeded the angels ' beckonings And entered through the pearly gate. A ransomed throng he now has joined. And. free from cares and toils and fears, Celistial bliss he will enjoy, . nd ecstasies unknown to tears. W ' iiile from that distant clime serene No voice to earth can ever come. We know tli:it he will greet ns there W ' hen we, in turn, are gathered home. RoltKKT I.KE ToNKS. 27» R O A S T S Barrett — We are such stuff as dreams are made of, And our little life is rounded with a sleep. — Shakespeare. Awake, awake! shake oiif the downy sleep. — Macbeth. Black — The blackest ink of fate was sure my lot, And when fate writ my name, it made a blot. BOENNING — wearisome condition of humanity ! — Brooke. Cassell — Seldom he smiles ; and smiles in such a sort, As if he mocked himself, and scorned the spirit, That could be moved to smile at anything. — Julius Caesar. Chidester — For it will come to pass that ev ' rv braggart Shall be found an ass. — Shakespeare. See how he sets his countenance for deceit And promises a lie before he speaks. — Drydeti. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk. — Bvron. Clarke — • Great men undertake great things because they are great, and fools be- cause they think them easy. FrREY — Ye gods, it doth amaze me, A man of such a feeble temper should So get the start of the majestic world. And bear the palm alone. — Shakespeare. FOLICK — Ye gods ; what a joke. Hess — The glass of fashion, and the mould of form, The observed of all observers ! — Shakespeare. None are less eager to learn than they who know nothing. HORNBROOK — The task he undertakes Is numb ' ring sands and drinking oceans dry. — Richard II. A little power, a little transient fame, A grave to rest in, and a fading name. — Winter. Janer — 1 am declin ' d into the vale of years. — Othello When the age is in, the wit is out. — Much Ado. I know thee not, old man ; fall to thy prayers. How ill white hairs become a fool and jester. — Henrv IV. 879 Jordan — None deserve the name of good who have not spirit enough to be bad. How manv languish in obscurity, wlio would become great if circulation and cncouras ' i ' MHiit iniili-d tlicni u cx-Ttion. — Feiielon. KUMP — (). thai men should iiut an cnuniy in tlu-ir mouths, To steal a va ' their brains. — SlHikcs[ carc. Water, water everywhere, nor a ny beer to drink. Lewisson — 1 thank thee Jew, for teaching me that word. — Shakespeare. I hatl rather live with cheese and garlic. — Shakespeare. -MeF.LWKt; — Flow, wine! smile, women! and the universe is consoled. — Beranger. On with the dance! let joy be unconfined ! No sleep till luorn when yduth and pleasure meet. — Byron. I OODV- I ' atkick- . lthough it i dangerous to have loo much Knowledge of certain subjects, it is still More dangerous to be totally ignorant of them. — Columbat. Who think too little and talk too much. — Drydeii. Either thou art most ignorant by age, Or thou wert bom a fool. — Shakespeare. i ' llll ' I ' S — ' h - slidulii a man. whose blood is warm within, Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster? — Shakespeare. A shallow brain behind a serious mask. . n oracle within an empty cask. — Cozcper. RoSSHEK ' . — Who loves no nnisic but the dolbir ' s clink. — Sprague ' s Curiosity. SWAUIM ' .IIN — When I said I should die a bachelor, I did not think 1 should live till I were married. — Shakespeare. The man who has taken one wife deserves a crown of patience. — Proferb. Tout)— „ •, 1 , Describe hini who can. . n abridgment of all that was pleasant in man. — Gohismilh. W ri;i(MAN — Deformed, untinislied, sent before my lime Into this brcatiiing world, scarce half made up. — Shakespeare. .Man have lived on a pedestal who will never have a statue when dead. — Beranger. ( I, that he were here to write me down an ass. — .S ' hakespcare. 28o " TH( CHtMic iL L BuiAreJi immM ' rISS ' covsuntmtsrf iitomsnT onr 281 ON1-. WHO SAYS NICK THINC.S ( -) AHOL ' T SKMOKS. 282 4 TOASTS I GAZED upon him daily ; alas ! I never thawed him out, He seemed to be so haughty without the slightest doubt ; He was a class above me, and I wished heartily each cla , The time would pass more quickly and usher in the niunth of May. For then I ' d be a Senior, as inijjortant as could be. And look down on a Junior as haughtil_ - as he. Yet even tho ' he hazed me at the opening of the school, And made me go through stunts till I simply seemed a fool. I ' ll drink to him, a Senior, Even though 1 am a Junior; For 1 covet his ])osition, and hope to fill it in no distant day. When commencement ' s over. Here ' s to the Senior who will graduate in Mav. A JUNIOK. The Faculty ! the Faculty ! that clan of art and science, The band of genius giving to the unknown their defiance. Whose " Parchments " glad the Senior ' s heart ; and make him pjeons sing, Until he comes to pride himself he is a great Something. The station reached by weary climbs and many setbacks, too. Was always brought to nearer view — so praises are the due Of that grand august clan of men Who ' ve guided us two years, I ken. Here ' s to the Faculty. — A Senior. 283 0{ v _ • i i ! I i iw£e 284 CLASS OF 1906 Colors. — Roval Purple and White. Motto. — Constantia et Virtute Vixcimus. OFFICERS. William T. Bodiford President. Matthew S. Morrison Vice-President. Alfred S. ' illiams .Secretary. E. Grace Lotz Treasurer. Edward G. Mullin Sergeant-at-.lnns. Benjamin D. Benfer Historian. William G. Harper Artist. 1. Thomas W. Alexander.. .Alberton, Ga. 21. ' i. Frank C. Balmert Portsmouth, O. 22. 3. Benjamin D. Benfer Carlisle, Pa. 23. 4. Charles M. Branning. .Baltimore, Md. 24. 5. William T. Bodiford. . .Gainsville, Fla. 2.5. 6. George E. Bowman Baltimore, Md. 2(5. 7. Frank W. Burlin Baltimore, Md. 27. 8. Perry P. Burton Baltimore, Md. 28. 9. Merker N. BuppERT Hebbville, Md. 29. 10. Frederick G. CARPENTER.Greenville.S.C. 30. 11. Anna F. Clancy Genesee, Pa. 31. 12. William Devans Baltimore, Md. 32. 13. Samuel B. Downs Denton, Md. 33. 14. John C. Eby Baltimore, Md. 34. 15. Lewis M. Elphinstone- Baltimore, Md. 35. 16. John F. Fehler Baltimore, Md. 36. 17. Moore R. Garland Baltimore. Md. 37. 18. Malcolm Gandelock. . . .Gaffney, S. C. 38. 19. Samuel M. Goldman. . .Baltimore, Md. 39. 20. William G. Harper. . . .Anderson, S. C. 40. George P. Hetz Baltimore, Md. EvERRETT IsEMAN Manning, S. C. William H. Kratz Baltimore, Md. Joseph W. Kromeke. .. .Baltimore, Md. Harry G. Lehr Baltimore. Md. E. Gr. ce LoTz r altimore, Md. John R. Miller Baltimore, Md. Matthew S. Morrison. .Concord. N. C. Edward G. Mullen. . . .Charlotte, N. C. Alfred A. Nowocrodski. Baltimore, Md. DabnEy C. Pharr. . . .Gapemills, W. Va. Charles F. Porter Baltimore, Md. Jesse J. Peeler Centreville, Tenn. Stanley A. Pentz Baltimore, Md. William, Stichel Baltimore, Md. Thomas F. A. Stevens. .Baltimore, Md. Norman Shakespeare. ..Baltimore, Md. Michael L. SrEPHANSKV.Baltimore, Md. Edgar R. Thome Middletown, Pa. Alfred S. Williams Ridgely, Md. 385 1» . 286 THIS NOTABLE class entered their historic episode on the tliird day of October, IDOi, when nearly fifty husky looking chaps, representing plantations from all quarters of the United States, assembled at the new Pharmaceutical building of the University of Mary- land, to be enrolled as the Junior Class of Pharmacy. Not only have we a noble class of youths, but we are honored by having as members of our class two fair and blushing maidens, who have decided to try their hands at " pill-rolling, " instead of " pin-rolling. " 287 W ith fear we enter our Lecture Hall, not knowing what was to cnnie liefore us, hut to our jin we were greeted by our Dean — Professor Cas])ari — who gave us a few words of fatherly advice: esjieciallv. that we should not devote too much time to home-thinking and sweethearts — if any, the former will no doubt be hard for some, especially those who have never been away from " mamma ' s apron strings ' ' — but rather indulge into the ni sf:ries of Materia- Medica, Pharmacy, etc. Expecting to be kidnapped or hazed in some way or other, we were for a few days a little timid in coming to and going from the university, but as time passed on and no signs of trouble appeared, that timidity gradually left our hearts. Alas! we became too confident, on Monday morning, October the lilst, the dear Senior Class, supposed to be courageous, energetic and ambitious, played the " coward act " by trapping half of our class, like rats in a trap, in the Chemical Laboratory, liaving been taken in such a manner, we were, naturally, overpowered. Willi no little difficulty did they paint our faces and arrange us in " Hogan ' s . lley " style, and not until after a few minutes of " giving and taking, " and with the assistance of a few co- operators, they finally succeeded in starting us out on parade. Xaturally, it went hard with the majority of the boys, but as the old saying that " It is never too late to do good, " we will some day seek and get revenge, for " Vengeance is ours. " Since that notable " hazing, " in which our entire class figured, no one has molested our bodily feelings, but our personal feelings — they have been quite frequently — by our beloved Lecturers. Professor Casi)ari, trying with might and main to tell us the difTerence between a " Pliarmacy " and a " Diamond Dick Novel. " i ' rofessor Culhrcth, having said at the beginning of the course, that Botany is of little or no im|)ortance to the Pharmacist, now scares us by saying that it educates the mind, so as to be able to master the " jaw-breakers " he has in Materia-Medica. Professor Base, with much eloquence, tells us we will have to burn a few " midnight tapers, " or take water on examination day. Professor Hynson tells us not to be afraid to use papvr for book-keeping, but to be " stingy " when using it for packages. Many of our hearts were gladdened when we were notified of our Christmas holidays, when we could once more return to our homes, even though it was only for a few days. (Jn January .3rd, 100. " ), we returned to the L niversit to resume our duties once more, de- termining to do some hard studying so as to come out victorious in the month of May. Thus far glory and honor have attended our nf)ble class, and. may we hope that the same will attend the course of the naughty class of " naughty-si. . " throughout her sojourn within these w ' alls of learning. Historian. 2S8 289 290 THE OPENING CHORUS Mcrril)-, cheerily, dance and sing, Trippingly, skippingly, in a ring. Laugli with ns. quaff with us. drink of life. Measure all pleasure, all free from strife. Live today, give today no thought of morrow, Love the part of the heart, careless of sorrow. Cupid is king of all, Stupid ones hate his thrall. Yet lift your glass, Let the toast pass, Beauty, truth, love and youth Rule over all. agi 292 THE FACULTY OF THE LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND BERNARD CARTER, Esq. Provost. JOHN PRENTISS P( )E, Esq., A.B., LJ..D. Lecturer on Pleading, Practice. Evidence. Damages and Torts. HONORABLE CHARLES E. PHELPS, A.B., A.M. Lecturer on Judicial Lquity and Legal Ethics. RICHARD M. ENABLE, A.B., A.M., LL.B., LL.D. Lecturer on General Jurisprudence. HONORABLE HENRY D. HARLAN, A.B., A.M., LL.B., LL.D. Lecturer on Constitutional La:o and Domestic Relations. " ILLL- .M T. I ' .R.VNTLV, Ivsq.. A.I ' ... . .. I.. LL.B.. I ectnrer on the Laio of Contracts. Personal Propeity and Bailments. HONORABLE THOMAS S. BAER, Lecturer on the Laze of Real and Leasehold Estates, Trade-Marks and Copyrights. EDGAR A. POE, Esq., A.B., A.M., LL.B. Lecturer on the Laic of Bills and Notes. Sales. Suretyship and Quasi Contracts. JAMES P. GORTER, Esq., A.M., LL.B. Lecturer on Coniinercial Laio and the Laze of Shipping. HONOR. B,LE HEXRV SToCKBRIDGE, A.i:., LL.B. Lecturer on International Laze. Conflict of Lazos. .I diniralty. E-veentors and .-Idministrators. JOSEPH C. ERANCE, Esq., A.I!., LL.P.. I eeturer on the Lazo of Corporations and Elenientury Common Lazv. W. CAIA ' IN CHESNl ' T. Esq., A.B., LL.B. Lecturer on Crimiiud Lazv and the Laze of Insurance. 293 THE EDITORS ' SAY WE DO X( )T liold forth in this jjlace for the purpose of delivering ourselves of the ex- cuses that are usually forthcoming on these occasions. We do not feel in an apologetic mood. We do feel that the publication of this book at all is a real achievement, and we believe that, as college annuals go, it is rather a good one. Tlie only persons to whom we con- sider ourselves bound to apologize, which we hereliy do, are Robert Southey, b ' .dgar . llan Poe, the worthy author of " The I ' .urial of Sir John Moore, " Rudyard Kipling, and a few other incon- sequential persons who don ' t take any interest in it anyway. Everything in this book has been conceived and executed in a spirit of absolute good humor and good will. W ' e have not knowingly admitted a single word of malice. .A-s editors, we are of course firm believers in tlu- liberty of the press, and particularly in the license allowed to col- lege books. Vet we trust that we have not abused this, and that all of our good friends — faculty, classmates, fellow-students and the dear ])ublic— to whom we have from time to time directed our attentions, will regard those attentions in the spirit in which they are hereby tendered — a spirit of benignity and entire good nature. While we do not esteem ourselves gi(Kiy reformers by any means, we trust the gentle reader will note that we have touched u])on with our delicate and scintillating wit, and have fiourislied the editorial big stick at not onI the matters of ephemeral and passing interest, but also others of more serious and general concern to the Law Ueinirtment at large. As examples, see our remarks on the languishing condition of the library, the impending dissolution of athletics, and the more or less personal screeds to the addresses of individual students — to every man for his respective soul ' s correction. The first we commend lo the Faculty, the second to the student hotly in gen- eral, and the last to the gentlemen so distinguished. We are very modest men, but we believe that imijrovement in each ca e will be the result of effort al ing the lines we liave indicated. With this, we bestow our blessing, and ste]) down, as nian belter men have done before us, C ' lninu ' nding to (iu in parting Ti ' .I ' JKA Mai;iai; fur llHi, " ,. The Eunous i " ok thi; Law Dkp.aktment. 294 o o w X H t, O ui OS w 295 THE CLASS OF 1905 I ' iiii.ii ' Stiakt I ' .ai.i I ' .ahiiiiore, . I 1. ■ . Mi Standish liAkkv lialtiniorc. Md. ji-ssK Xu ' iioi.AS HowKN. Skciini) lialiiiiKiro. Md. IsuAKi. r.i ' Nj AM i llkdiHi: Ilallimori. ' . Md. .•) J. . ii;s W.M.I.ACK lluvAN, A.r... jnhns lloi)kiis ' (i:!. Ki liailiniorc. .Md. (1 Maukv Ci.akk r.ruc.A.v lialiimorc, .Md. I ) Mi;:, Wkhstkk I ' .rKKnii.iis Tnnipkinsvillc. . ld, r,i] SrK.NCKK . l(i. TAr.ri-. Ci.akk, K:- Ilaltimorc. . ld. S HaKKV CkAMKK CnllK.N Woodhiiii?, . . J. !i IIario Jdii Coi.dim;. l ' K:i l)l)k ' t()ii, S. C. Ill ivoi ' .KKT . i.i;. . . i i:i r l. Cook Ilaltimorc. . ld. " . " i W ' li.i.iA.M Cii. ki.i:s CduK Ilaliiiiion. ' . .Md. 11 I ' ' ki:i)I.kk K W ' liKMW Cl Mi;k. .V.ll.. .•isliin, -tcin and l.t-r ' ' " . l i:K I ' Vcd; rick. Md. ' ■ ' ' I ' lKiMAS Si ' ' i-;k Cr. . K, . .I ' .., St. Julius ' o-. ' lialliimirc. Md. r ' . m ki:w i ' ii:i .v. i n D.wihs Xnrwicli, Cinin. II (ii ' dKCK .Maui ' in 1 )ii;i i;.m. . Ilallinicirc. .Md. I. ' i knss .M ii.KS Dices, . .r... Jnliiis I |,i|ikiii-. ' ii-. ' . K. r.altiuKirc, Md. Hi L ' l ' ANi.i ' .s . uTiiru l ' " .i:v r.altiniorc. .Md. 1 ai.ti;i .Mattukws 1v i;i;i:i . t ' alvcri Mall ' iM r.altinmrc, .Md. l i ' i:kmix I,i: l ;(l ■ Fnxwi:!.!.. Ki rialtmiorc, .Mil 1 ' . ' riiii.ii ' . i(.isi ' ( " .KM. I r.iltiniorc, .M(k ■- ' " l u 11 Kii lli;xK IIai.i.I ' A ' I ' oiiKinkcy. .M(k Si ' I AIM IvMKi ' AX 1 i M II 1-. I ' rincclnii " n:! ( )akkmd. .Md. ■yt . i,i-Ki:i) L ' r.MMixs 1 1 ri ii I.uilicrviHc. .XUk •j:; lu xi:sT t ' lwi .M ixs ILvrcii, A.l ' .. julins llnp.ins Luthcrvilk ' , .Md. • Ei.. ii;u J. . iKS JoNKS . Ilaltinmrc, .Md. • . " ) Rni f.i:KS )c " iA irs KxH.iiT, l Ki; I ' laltimnrc. .Md. ■Jii .MAX ' (iKi ' :i ' .i. i . ii M i:k. . .li., liampil n-Sid k ' ih;. |iK | ' . (-)M; I ' ' re(k ' ricksl)iir|L;-, ' a. •i " ! Willi M i:iisi ' i:k I.ixi.i.xi-i:i.i i.k. I .:i Ililtimdrc. .M(l •.. ' S William I1i:xk l.itAS Ilaltimorc. Md. •i ' .i i.AiKi-.xci: idSKi ' ii MiC ' iiKMKK. U.S.. I.nvola ' ' ■ ■: Wallmxik i ' ark, Md. :!o l.tTiii-.K luc.i-.NK .Mai KALI.. A. 11., .Marvlind A.yriciilHiral C " ollci;c ' " ' J Mackall. .Md. I ' j)v ix IIammoxi) .M. xxix(. Ilaltimorc, Md. :i " J Jkuomi: I)iiii.k . 1asox, A. II., I ' linci ' ton ' !•:! lialiimorc. Mil. :!:; Koi ' .KKT 1-Ai ' KiK MiTiiii-LL, U.S., . l;ir laiid .Vyriciilttir.d (. ' ollci c La Plata, Md. J. con Stoi.i. . i; Ilaltimorc, .Md. (ii ' STw rs ( )i ' .Ki , junicir, A. 11.. I ' riiu-cloii ' d ! Pialtimorc. Md. LfCiKN ' I ' lioM s ( i)i:xii ' iiAi ( J-ikdalc, Md. ;;T FKicnKKU ' K ii.i.ia.m I ' Ilaltimorc, Md. KnwAKi) Ili ' KK roWKi.i nnai)( lis Iniiction. Md. :il l)i i i.i;s- ( " .KoKC.K Koi;. All.. W .i-liinion CoHcltc ' i I Harclay, Md. 2g6 X w o u 297 THE CLASS OF i)Or —Coi,ti,nH-d. 40 Josii UA Wii.soN Scott Baltimore, Md. 41 John Edward Skmmks, Junior, A.l ' ... I ' rincetoii " (i ' . ' , AA Baltimore, Md. li William B(h)Th Sktti.k I-rCt-ds, Md. 4:5 John He.nrv Skeen Baltimore. Md. 44 RoiiERT Kemp Slauc.htek. K. West Point, V ' a. El.mer Carleton Smith Baltimore, Md. Emory Lee Stinchco.vih Baltimore. Md. 47 Harry King Tootle, A.B., Johns Hopkins, ' n:!. I A I , A St. Joseph, Mo. 48 James Harry Tregoe Baltimore, Md. 49 John Herbert Waite, K2 Baltimore. Md. 50 Alfred Vernon Wali Baltimore, Md. 51 Edward Webster Wells Ellston, .Md. Victor Wilson, A.B., Georgetown ' 0;}, K2 Baltimore, Md. 53 Marcus Wilton Wolf, Junior, .B., Johns Hopkins " 01. — A Baltimore. Md. 54 Joseph Purdon Wright Baltimore, Md. OFFICERS. John Edward Semmes, Junior, AA ; President Baltimore, Md. Luther Eugene Mackall, Vice-President Mackall, Md. William Henry Lucas, Secretary Baltimore, Md. William Webster Lingenfelder, K2 ; Treasurer Baltimore, Md. William Booth Settle, Poet Baltimore, Md. Frederick Worman Cramer, t 2K ; Historian Frederick, Md. James Harry Tregoe, Prophet Baltimore. Md. Jesse Nicholas Bowen, Second, Orator Baltimore. Md. Spencer Montague Clark, K2 ; Sergeant-at-Anns Baltimore, Md. EDITORS " TERR. . i. ki i " .. " John Henry Skeen. Barry J. Colding. Harrv Kino Tootle. EXECITIVE COMMITTEE. Robert Kemp Slaughter. KA ; Chairman West Point. ' a. Rotx ' .ERS r)cTA ius Knight. 4 KS : Secretary Baltimore. Md. Robert Alexander Bayly Cook Baltimore .Md. William Charles Cook Baltimore. Md. Tho.mas Spencer Crane St. Mary ' s Co., Md. Vernon LeRoy Foxweli Baltimore. Md. Richard Henry Hali.kv Pomonkey. Md. Stuart Fairfax Ha.mill, KS Oakland. .Md. Elmer James Jones Baltimore. Md. The President, ex-ofUcio 298 299 3« 30I 302 ITn flftcmoriam IRobett niMlliQan riDcXane IRovember 20, 1867 flDa 30, 1904 B IDember of tbe Xaw jfacultg of tbts Tllntverstts in 1904 303 PALPABLE HITS Till " . I- ' ditoks. iriicii ' Or.icr smote ' is blooinin ' lyre The iinirkct- iiis mi ' Ishcniicii, llc ' d ' caiil iiicii siii i I ' v hiiul an ' scti : The slie lieiils an ' the sailors, loo. All ' Ti ' id he thoii ;ht e iiii};;ht require. They ' eani old soii s turn uj at aiii. 7; zeciit a:i ' took — the same as mc! lUit kcp ' it quiet — same as you! They hiiew V stole: ' e kne ' iC they kinneed. They didn ' t tell, or make a ' ».?.?. IJiit ' ii. ' iuked at ' Oiner do7eii tlie road. .In ' ' e winked baek — the same as us! I ' .AI.l.— Yon Cassiiis liath a li-an and hungry look — hv thinks too much. IIakuv — Exceeding w ' se, fair si] )kiii and pcrsuacUng. 1 m vi:n — The riglit hnudrahlc tjcutlcman is indebted to his memory for his jests, anil iiis imagination for his facts. liUiDll ' — Xo doubt ye are tliv ])eo])le and ail wisdom shall die with you. i;inA. — He was a scholar and a ri])e and good one. BuRG. iN — Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort As if he mocked and scorned himself. ' IMiat could he moved to smile at an tliing. BURKOLC.HS He draw eth out the llux-ad of his verbosity tiner than tlie staple of liis arginnent. C ' l.. l K — Tlu- law a jealiius mistress is. . nd will ni i ri als brook ! Coiiic.v — Tile ex|)ect-mt crowds in still attention hung To hear th. ui. -(l(im of his hea enl tongue. Coi.Di.NC. — { )h wad some jjower the giftie gie us To see ourselves as ithers sec us. Cook. R. . . I!.— That which unliuary men are tit for. I am (|iialifie(l in. and the best of me is diligence. Cook, V. C— A babe in the house is a wells])ring of pleasure. .?04 Crambr— A constant quiet fills my peaceful breast. A pleasant sort of chap. Cranu — But in these nice quillets of the law Good faith! I am no wiser than a daw. , Davies — Good friend, hast thou any wooden nutmegs for sale today ? DiEDEMAN — Can anyone tell what all this fair discourse portends? DiGGS — He adds to his work an intellectual smile, And is satisfied with it all the while. Hby — What a head for just a boy to have. Farber — I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. Fox WELL — He is so disposed to opposition, that he does not even eat anything that agrees with him. Gritl — He hath never fed of the dainties that arc bred in books. Halley — A fair example of untainted youth. Ham ILL — CJicrchcz la fcmiuc. Hatch, A. C. — Hatch, E.G. — The sportive twins. Two sons of Priam in one chariot ride. Glittering in arms and combat side by side. Jones — In amaze, lost I gaze. Can our eyes reach his size? When he speaks, thunder breaks. Knight — As headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile. Latimer — Delightful task ! to rear the tender thought. To teach the young idea how to shoot. LiNGENEELDER — He holds the bag ; an empty honor surely When the bag nothing holds. 305 Lucas — You beat your pate and fancy wit will come. Knock as in please, there ' s nobody at liomc. McCoRMiCK — A scion of lirian P oru And a many-sided man. Mackai.i. — Hi- licauty did astniiish tlie survey ( )l richest eves; his words all ears held captive. — It is hetler tn sincike U " than her.altcr. Mason — I tell you. sir, then ' s a ])eace of mind arising; from the consciousness of being well dressed that cannot he produced by the con.solations of relijjjion — If I tried ' em! . li rcm-i.i. — The ladies ! ( " .nd hless " em ! i;w— M ' ancestors were kintjs and princes when nurs were jiainted savages on this barren and iiihnspilahle isle nf ours. ( )HKR — Yet a little slcej), a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep ! I ' l.AlCNKKK Made in Germany. Tow i;i.i. — Slowly and quietly he sinks into oblivion. KoK— His corn and cattle are his only care, And his supreme iKlight a cmuitry fair. Scott — As sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbil. Semmes — A seemly man withalle, And goodly of his s])eeche. Settle— I had rather be a kitten and cry mew. Tiian one of these same meter ballad nimigers. Skeen — A plague of sighing and grief I It lilows a uian u]i like a bladder. Slaughter — A lion among ladies is a most dreailful thing! Smitfc — There must be something in him ; Sucli great names imply a greatness. Stinchcumb — You have not, as good patriots should di5, studied The public good, but your particular ends. 1 OOTLF, — And panting time toils after him in vaii;. I write my verses in the dark I do not have to think. Rly fingers simply chase the pen And the en chases the ink. TrkgoK — For he ' s a jolly good fellow. Which nobody can deny ! Waits — ■ Cromwell. I charge thee, fling away and)ili(in. Walf.— Plague! ef the ain ' t Sdinjiin ' in work ' at kind o ' goes agin my convictions. Wlil.LS— Training is everything. The cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education. Wilson — So coldly sweet, so deadly fair, We start, for soul is wanting there. Wolf — I want to be an angel And with the angels stand ; A harp upon my forehead, A crown within my hand. Wriciit — He ' d rather be (W) right than president. V 307 " Happy is that people ' whose attnals are brief. " Hearken unto me all ye friends and admirers of the Class of 1905 whilst T, as the chosen suc- cessor of my renowned Brother Herodotus, bcingof a sound ( ?) and disposing mind, give and be- queath unto you a short narrative of its brief existence, and a flash-light glimpse of a few of its most distinguished and best-known members. During the latter (lart of September in the year 1002 about one hundred youths, of almost every kind and description, assembled at the I ' nivcrsity from various sections of tlic cmuitry, and knocked at the portals of this Temple of Learning for admission. c did not knnck in vain, for the faculty soon gave us the glad hand of welcome, and smiled at the idea of being able to . ' xtort from each of us the usual library fee of four dollars for the alleged i)ur|)ose of supplying the library with new books. (In passing, I might advert to the fact that during the past three years the only new books that came into the library were several volumes of the iMaryland reports vhich — thanks to his generosity — were presented free of charge by Mr. Brantly.) The class by fi o ' clock in the evening had collected for the first time in the lecture room and onlv a short while clajiscd before we found ourselves on a cruise upon the Sea of Blackstone, piloted by tint most skilled and wise man, Mr. France. We had not been sailing on the " legal waters " long before one of our younger members named Parks became sea-sick, and his head has been " swimming " ever since : but as in Pandora ' s box, hope still remains for him. Our friend Parks has convinced us by his many pointed questions aimed at the lecturer, that lie undoubtedly pos- sessed such talents as would some day distinguish him as a great trial lawyer — before a justice of the peace. Of this lad we might say. " A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not of the Pierian spring. " After the lapse of a few weeks a meeting was called to perfect a class organization and to elect officers to manage its affairs. IJnwood L. Clarke was cho.sen as our first president, and under his administration the class began the rapi l jirogress which has been characteristic of it ever since. It was very fortunate for us that Wilson did not enter the class until it had been per- fectly organized for he would — judging from his future actions uudoubtedly liavc attempted to " niilrnad " himself thn)ngh for president. 308 After the lapse of a few months we sailed out of the Sea of Blackstone into its kindred waters of Domestic Relations and Real Property. The former subject proved a narrow and dan- gerous channel, indeed, for about one-third of the class learned to their sorrow that one could have " domestic ' " troubles without even entering into the holy bonds of matrimony. We were told that real property was " immovable; " this we knew in theory, but it was only after Judge Baer ' s marks had been turned in that we fully realized the significance and meaning of this chief char- acteristic of real property. Notwithstanding the diminutive marks that many of us received at the hands of the Judge — though well deserved — still we were all glad to lend him our large in- iluence and support toward his election to the bench. I should also mention that we were entertained at a course of lectures on Criminal Law by watching the instructor see how many mint jujubes he could dissolve in the course of an hour. Indeed this narrative would be incomplete should I fail to mention the fact that we had a course of lectures on Sales during our freshman year ; but it requires almost a .stretch of the imagination and a strain on the conscience to say that we were taught Sales because only about seven of us, who became characterized as the " faithful few, ' ' attended these lectures, and doubtless we did so more from force of habit than anything else. The summer of 1903 arrived and we were glad of the four months vacation It seemed short, indeed, and with renewed energy and more determination we enrolled in the fall of 1903 as In- termediates. While quite a number had deserted our ranks, finding that the paths of the lawyei were rough and difficult to tread, still many new recruits came in to fill the vacant places. Mr. Poe delivered to us the same address of welcome with which it has been his custom to greet our predecessors for more than two score years ; and with a few hocus pocus gestures soon launched us into the depths of Pleailing. Ouite a number in our class, such as Barry, Stinch- comb. Cook, Jones, etc., were married men, but they, like the more inexperienced ones, while having been successful on the practical side of pleading, found there was still room for further consideration of the subject. Air. Poe deserves a great deal of credit, for he not only taught us pleading but also furnished us with a revised edition of his jokes, as well as a digression every now and then on metaphysics, politics and religion. Tudge Baer, wishing to develop us along all lines of the law, gave us a course of " agricul- tural " lectures on Cherry Grove, Black Acre. Frog Bottom, Love ' s Delight and Breezy Point. The Judge also explained to us the Law of Descent, but with all his great learning he failed to inform us as to how T. S. Crane ever came here. C. N. Steigelman was elected ]5resident of the class, and our intermediate year passed ac- cording to the usual course of things. It was during this year that Motter resigned his seat in the State Legislature and Barry left the clerkship of the Superior Court to become members of our class. This history would be incomplete, indeed, should I fail to mention a few of our well- known " celebrities. " with a characteristic to identify them. To start with, we have Miss Laurie Alitchell and the twin brothers Hatch. Then, too, there is Jones with his soft, cender, little voice which, when he speaks, reminds one of a thunder storm — witii the rain lett out. Farber is a youth of poetical inclination who is tlie reputed author of Uie following lines — " Yet, if I might m - own grand jury call. By the fair sex I beg to stand or fall. " 309 ihrii tliovi- is r urroiiglis, tlio lilirarian. ami l.ncas. his assistant, who boasts of his complimentary ticket to " Ijntt in " at all times npon all occasions. . s we fjlance further down the list wehnd Mason to whom fate will be cruel, indeed, if she destines him to till anylhiny; liss than a seat in Parliament as a menibLT of the House of l.,ords. McC ' onnick is a veritable dualitv, being an expert electrician, as well as a jjroficient lawyer ; he is an exception to the rule tiiat no man can serve two masters well. Then, we are confronted by llrodie and New, twin-stars, who are almost consumed by the -.]ilcndor of their own brilliancy. J ' ' .l) is our lady-boy whose femininity is so a])parent that trousers are realh unbecoming to him. Settle is a lad coa:erning whom the most that can be said is that he holds the record for smoking more two cent cigars than an six men in the class. Odend ' hal is our eccentric genius; his rellecti ms. will-known to us all. are not ctMifined to the lield of law alone, for he has carefully develo])cd opinions on questions of theology, metaphysics, medicine, socialism and negroes. His latest dis overv along legal lines is that " jurisprudence " and " jurisdiction " are synonomous terms. It is a great wonder to us that he has not been picked up bv some detective as being a conspirator or an anarchist. Smith is our preacher, who prefers to " take a text " and jireach a sermon in class rather than recite a case assigned to him in e(|uity. Doubtless the world would have had a new evangelist had he been allowed to proceed with his " text, " as he was in a good held to jiroduce excellent results. And .so 1 could nu-nticin man others, . uch as ' I ' ootle, the journalist: Stinchcomb, the book- grind; I ' urroughs. the libr.irian ; Hall, the arrlent Dimocratic advocate and aspiring successor of 1. 1 " . Rasin ; Steigelman, the ])arliamentarian ; Tregoe, the father of the class and jiresident of the Miniicipal League; Slaughter, the ladies ' ma.i. and Hryan who was com])elled to take a six months " course in book-keeping in ordrr to be .nb ' ' - to kirp his mucs on the lectures in a systematic order, o -oluminous wire the . Wells is the barilest student in the class; he listens to all three lectures a day with as mucli concentration of mind ;ind a countenance as immovable as that of the Sphinx watching the sim rise and si ' t each da . 1 )avies is the Daniel Web-ter of tin- class, and we predict that be will cause the halls of man a court lo ring with his eloqm ' nce. There are (|uite a numi)er of members whose names 1 lia e not luention.d owing to the limita- lions of tiuK ' and space: doubtless by reference to the ])roplucy you will tind them portrayed in all their fnluri ' s|)lendor, but. ne ertlieless, may be able to recognize them. ( )ur senior vear has passeil without anythiiii, muisual to attract our attention. During the tirst |)an of the year much interest was aroused over the ipiestion as to who was going to be elected president of the class. Stinchcomb thought he was entitled to the honor, because he had led the class during ])revious ears: Waite also laid claim to the much coveted position, but the majoritv of the class did not share his views with him. . fter several ballots John ' .. Semmes, Jr,, was finallv chosen ])resident, and his later bearing and conduct ha e convinced us that our choice was wisely made. ( )f course, we had our graduating theses to pre)).ire. which occupied our attention for consid- erable time, as well as did Kvidence, International l,.iw. l ' ' .(|iiit ;md Constitutional Law. I should not f.iil to nienliou before closing the successful l)ox-] arly the class gave at the Academy of Music. It is needless to say that we all enjoyed it exceedingly, and it did much to relieve our minds somewhat of the nervous ' legal " strain fri nn which we were just recovering as the result of the Janr.ary examinations. Whatever merit this narrative may posses?, 1 shall fe.l ahunclantly rewarded if those who, turning to these pages in future years, are reminded of the student days spent at our dear old . lma .Mater; (la s of joy and happiness intermingled with struggle and toil. Our course in law has been a difficult one; whatever success we may have achieved in it is to be attributed to hard work (in our ])art, directed and guided by instructive lectures delivered by the faculty. It is this com- munit - of interest and sacrifice made in the attainment of a common end that should draw us as a class into closer union and tighten the bonds of good fellowshi]i among us. It is to be hoped that our relations at the bar, as we practice oiu " chosen ])ri)fessi(in. will be marked by the same friendh- feeling which characterizes us as students. ( )ur existence as a class has lasted through the short period of three years, a period brief, in- cleeil, which seems now almost as a " tale that has been told. " However limited as our stay at the University has been, we feel that we have been well-prepared and equipped to carve out bright and successful careers, if we only continue to strive hard in their attainment. .-Vs we are about to make our adieu and step across the threshoUl into the more strenuous life of reality and possibilities; we feel that the mantle we have worn as seniors will fall upon the shoulders of those worthy to take our places in the affairs of the University. One of our last acts has been to adopt an emblem in the nature of a watch-fob which we shall ever wear to designate us as Lhiiversity of Maryland graduates of litd " ), and we trust that the classes which shall follow after us, will carry out the precedent we have endeavored to establish. History has been said to be " the basis of prophecy. " However true this statement mav ap- pear to be I trust that the present history of the seni:ir law Class of 1905 will prove to be a meagre basis, indeed, upon which to form a conception of the glorious and illustrious deeds its members are destined to achieve. 3 " V , ? J YJ J N F (Jk thrcL ' years the Class (jf llitl. " ; has delved into tiie mysteries of legal lore and jiassed from its elements to the verv zeni t h nuJ its intricate knowledsfe. Some who darted (iff at IF rtiji i line fell 1) the wayside, but it is pleasant for tlie J ' rophet to note in looking hackw rird l)rfiir., ' lookiiiij f(ir ar l, that the largest number of this prom- ising class have kept faithfully to tlu ' wnrk. and will soon be launched upon the public with their little sign boards. The law is a strange but fine profession, wherein there should be an " eternal fitness, " and as the Pro|)het pillowing his chin upon hi? hand and sinking into the spirit of rhapsody with a far away piercing vision, wonders, perhaps, if some who have prostrated themselves before the Shrine of Tllackstone should not have be-n w irship|)ers of the rural gods: a treatise on gardening would to your rhapsodist appear more fitting to some, as tiiey i)ass in visionary procession, than a volume of annotated reports; but who can tell, even your rrophet. what jirovidence may have in store and closed from any vision, and even he who met every examination but to fall, may in his own generation be covered with the dignity and robes of the Sujireme Justice. I et us look and gaze upon the class men as, one b - one, they pass before our vision, and let the spirit of sincere projihecy help us to assign their ])laccs in the future. That ])aragon of scholars, he who has hwxvA the midnight oil and watched the dickering ra s of the tallow di]) as it closer and closer ap])roached the stick-our honov m;ni. Stincheomb. What can we say bu! " ' I ' .x- celsior. " 1 ie will plant llu ' ilag of his profession upon the highest peak, and no side lines will hold him back. Then follows a figure of ipiiet modesty, who should shine in his profession, as the Law is a heritage of our President. He has had our confidence and nuich will be expected of his future. Close by is his side partner whose dimensions nearly overshadow the President himself, and the size of whose hat is a thing to be gazed at. The Prophet is even awed, and would only breathe that perhaps there is a brilliant niche for this legal mind. 312 One by one, they pass in review; but who is this of tall dimensions and comely name? Our friend Jones. His heartiness of spirit and genial mind will always make him friends, and for him we forecast a place where laws are made and not where they are interpreted. Here comes one who has moved in and out among us, and aimed to fill important parts. What of the law for VVaite but a stepping stone to the political arena and many hustings for the good old State. But now comes one who has had nothing to do, but will and work from the office to the desk, with many a social fee to pay. He has done his best, and we see for Slaughter the affairs of a corporation and many charges for opinions written in four figures. Who is this with disappointment written o ' er his countenance who aspired to be a poet and lost the job? The clear explainer of intricate facts who would convince the judge at the point of a bavonet, or his finger more properly to say, Farber, the genial and acceptable, who has carved a unique place in the history of our class, and we see him playing great parts in the wild and wooly West. There are so many that the Prophet can only tab them oflf and say in some cases a future iirilliant, in others, perhaps, but who can tell? All fellows fine, earnest and diligent, and in the generations to come this prophecy can be looked upon and seen how far fulfilled. Closing the long procession is he who, though of modest disposition has yet aimed to dignifv his class ; an editor, by chance. The chance at times directs our future, and we may forcasr that Skeen will be adding to legal folios, text books on the science of Law. Class-mate, if your name has not been mentioned i, prophecy do not assume it was be- cause your part has not been imjjortant. The Prophet v. „J5 a mental notation of each future that will be opened at any time upon request. 313 CLASS OF 1906 INTERMEDIATE CLASS OFFICERS W ' ll.l.lAM 1 ' " | . . CIS l!i: . N ' li ' sltlcilt. Wll.llAM I ' J.IAS 1 I KAT 1 1 C( lATU I ' nCt. JciiiN Fkkdkkick ( )Yi:.MAN . . . . ■ i ' - ' ;r.«( c . William Hi. aim-: W ' I ' rophcl. Waltkk Wkddic.KN " I)i;kk Secretary. William l ' i:rn:i Constaiu.i-: Historian. {■KDRGK W ' asiiinc.ton I.iij.v Treasurer. ivtii. M (iuooMi-: V. KKf.. . .Ser eaiit-at-A mis. 1 .AWi i:. i ' i; JiiSLi ' ii MrC ' nuMK K Jester. IX ' ri ' .kMI ' .DIA ' l " ! ' . CI. S.- Ki II. 1.. Il.vKKv XdU.M.vN ] ' . i:t.)i:k. 1I. ula. W iiri ' M;v .Mouca.v. Siil.dMuN ScoTT r.i;i ' K. J. . 11-.S C. IA l. .MoUi ' .AN. ' illl . i 1 ' ka.vcis 1!i: a. , John ' I ' ikimas Mduuis. Jk.. John Caksun Uili.i. i-,sli;v, (■r IIinkim. AIdtilu. W ' lI.I-IAM CiKAllA.M lioWIKll.N. JU.. CaUL Im.OKI.N NkW. Jkssi-: Xkiiiilas r.iiu i; . ji;. l ' " i i:i) I ' .laim ' . .Xoiili;. ' i;u u, Si.MrsoN J ' .i . i i.i; , Joii.n I ' ukdkkuk ( )vi;.ma . I " i . i;sT " auk Hkown. Ili:ki!i;i T Ikko.mi-; 1 ' . uki:i . l ' ' kANK JoSKI ' ll Ca.MI ' JU:!.!.. kllLAMi CiKOILMK I ' aKKS. Jii.iAN Stl ' art CAirri ' U. W ' asiii.nt.ton ' ricuiNi:, Ci-ARKNCf; Milks Ciiaki ' .st, ' riiiioDdKi ' . . r(UST I ' ool. CiiAi i.i:s .Mici.Nii.i.i-; (. ' lark, I ' jiu i ii HiNk I ' ii i:il. ClIARLKS l,. . IAR Cl.ARKSoN, I ' .D.MINI) 1 !l.. . Cl I . kn Oc l( ' . ' .l I ' . I ' ui ' DKRRK C ' A.Mi ' mcLL CoLST ON, ClIARLKS Han ' Ks Ki;i: i:s, W ' li.i.isM I ' l-i ' i ' ER Constable, |) id S ' n: art Kiiici-lv. RoHKRT Tricat Crank, .Mi;i rili. IvoSKxi-KLn, ' ii.i.L M Bruce Deen, ' I ' iii ' ODOre Irsinc, Si iiili.i.m.. Walter Weuoigen Dkkr, CiKorck Mirr v Seal, James Steimien Donahue, . lc.krnon Tavlor S.mitii. Frank Snowoen Eiilen, Wilton Snowden, Jr., JoSEi ' ii ' I ' ow nsenu Kncland, I ' jiwarii .Vuc.ust Str. ui i I,i;e ISrockeniioroucii 1 " it iiuoii, (■KnjiCE Cr.ARK Sweeten, C.NRl.TON GUS GrASON, U ' ll.LlA.M StuART SnM I N(,Ti in , Jr.. TiKLNLSS White H. ll, George Winmiit ' L( R. Ja.mi-.s W. rnkr Marrv, IIowki.i. H. rris ' ril(i. L S. iLLi. . i Iu.i. s Ukathcoats, Harry King Thoiik. HuHERT I ' rank IIoopicr, Thomas Stkimk ' I ' rail, Samuel David Hoi-kins, IiEnj. min ()|Ian ' I ' ixker. Harold Johnston, I- ' dgar . ev, I ' liii.ii ' Francis Lee, Wilson I ' ilaink Welsh. Theodore F.inviN Macken, John Henry West, Joshua Marsh M. tthe vs, Thomas Stephen Wili.inger. James 1 ' atterson McCi.urg, ictor Wilson, John Rloxham McDowell, . lexanoer Yeari.ev, James I ' reston ' ickham McNeal, Charles Mervyn Young. 3M H o 315 r. f. 316 HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF 1906 AT SIX O ' CLOCK on the evening of September twenty-eighth, nineteen hundred and three, the members of this Class assembled at the University, and entered the lecture room to be introduced to the Law . This mtroduction was given a few minutes later, when an energetic little man hastily entered the room, and took his place behind the desk on the plat- form. From somewhere around the desk came a voice, which, after some hesitation and doubt we concluded was the voice of the lecturer. Frequent illustrations by the ancient and time hon- ored estates of " Blackacre " and " Whiteacre " soon made them immensely popular, and perhaps their popularity is only exceeded by " Cherry Grove, " " Frog Bottom, " Possum Retreat " and " Per- simmon Hill. " No sketch would be complete without mention of P — , the jester, joker and punster of the Class. The evening came for him to report on a case which had been assigned to him. The case concerned an action for a breach of contract brought by the management of the Covent Gar- den, one of the finest theatres in London, Hgainst a singer who had broken her contract to sing there. Professor B — , one of the most dignified members of the Faculty, was conducting the quiz. " Mr. P — , " said he, " please give us the facts in your case. " Mr. P — , who had only a vague idea of the case after a hasty jjerusal thereof, and little knowl- edge of theatres abroad, but who was perfectly familiar with certain suburban resorts around Baltimore, and others in the city, where liquid refreshments are freely dispensed, and vaudeville shows freely given, made the somewhat natural mistake in thinking the Covent Garden was one of these. (Perhaps the word garden is always more or less suggestive of moisture). Accord- ingly he began " This-er-case is one of-er-breach of contract by-er-singer in-er-a beer garden. " " What did you say sir? " thundered the venerable professor. He was exceedingly disgusted, and thereupon reported the facts of the case himself, while the unfortunate Mr. P — , perspiring freely, sat down, and the Class laughed. The big fire in Baltimore, occurring at the beginning of the second term, will always make us remember our Junior year. A most enjoyable occasion and feature of the year was the smoker which we held at the University on Thursday night, March twenty-fifth, nineteen four. The afi ' air was well managed by the committee in charge. An attractive entertainment was furnished by members of the Class, with the kind assistance of some outside talent, and a delightful collation served by the caterer. We were honored with the presence of Mr. France and Mr. Chesnut, both of whom made inter- esting, witty and instructive addresses. Some members of the Senior Class who had been study- ing long and hard in the library, and who were weary and hungry, hearing the sound of mirth, the rattle of plates, and the smell of refreshments, betook themselves to the door, and peeped in on the festivities with watering mouths. And not being bid to the feast, they sought to put an end to it by blowing into the gas pipes in the library, which caused darkness among us for a few minutes. This not proving very successful they betook themselves to the dairy lunch up the street, where their fast was broken, and no doubt they slept comfortably that night. 317 The following occurred at a quiz by Judge H — . Tlic Judsjjc liad just answiTcd a question yhvn P — , with his gloves on and his feet cocked up on the chair in front of liiin. hmke forth with an air of great confidence and assurance. " Judge, I tliink if ou will look a little further over in the l)o ik. you will tiiul that different. " The Judge was rather nonplussed for ?. moment, and then he replied. " Have you a book sir? " " No sir, " ' said P — . " Then please take this and find it, " rei)Ii " d liie Judge. P — took the book and .searched eagerly through it hack and forth frum front to bacic and back to front. Everyone waited. P — began to get red in the face and also in the back • f his neck, and to pers])ire. Still he searched. Finally he gave it up. " 1 am-er-afraid 1 am-er-mistakcn. Judge. 1 am-er-afraid 1 don ' t-er-understand tiie subject. " " cry likelv, " rei)lied the Judge, and the (. ' lass lauglu-d. One evening at a quiz by Professor P — , this question was asked. " .Vow Mr. P — , " said the Professor, " suppose the jury has retired to the jury room, and is locked in by the Sherifif. They arrive at a verdict, and want to get out. I low can they do it? " " 1 su|)pose the wnuld have to climb out by the lire escape, sir, " replied P — . This sketch must not he closed without a few remarks on the subject we are pursuing. In law when a thing does not exist w hich ought to exist, and wliich you want to exist, then it exists " in contemplation of law : " when a thing " . not actual, and there is no way of making it so, then it is " constructive; " when a thing is not express and there is u(j chance that it cvlt will be, then it is " implied. " Aft r a study of such resourceful ])rincii)les as these, it is not remarkable that there occurred to the fertile and absorptive mind of a student the idea of getting the jury out by the fire escape, when their customary and usual mode of egress had been barred by the sheriff. Some of the members of the Class are in the habit of falling into a gentle snooze during the lecture, and in blissful repose they sleep through the discourse. Pet them beware, lest some day when they awake, they, like Rip ' an Winkle, find themselves strangers to liieir surroundings — a new law building and a " complete outfit " in the library. Profiting by past experiences and growing wiser as we grow older, let us give heed to that hich has been truly .spoken : " Beware lest at the exams. our sins find you out. " " Res ipsa lo- i ititiir. " — meaning the exams. 3i8 PROPHECY, CLASS OF 1906 THERE is no mystery more great than that mysterious and invisible curtain which divides the present from the future, and keeps forever sealed from our mortal vision the hap- penings of the unexplained and the unexplainable tomorrow. Because of it we grope our way darkly step by step, and day by day, not knowing whether our path leads to Alpine heights of victory or over the precipice of defeat and despair. It is perhaps more than anything else because of this very mystery that the mind of man ever delves into the unbroken soil of the future, seeking to know what harvest it will yield him in the fullness of time, from the seed which he is sowing in the present. Thus it is that all men, and more particularly those who have not as yet embarked under full sail on the broad, deep, and unknown sea of their life, love to dwell on the unsolved problems of the future, exjieriment with the unknown chemicals of which it is composed, and to speak with the tongue of prophecy, that which they profess to see through the eye of Psyche. But it is not the purpose of this paper to attempt an explanation of why men always have, and always shall try to ferret out the mysteries of the unknown through the medium of pro- phecy. The iluty of the prophet is to read the future, and not to define the why and wherefore of his art. My dut - is to read the future, to use the language of one of our most beloved professors of the " ardent and ingenious youths " who compose the Class of lOOfi. Knowing that in my own strength I must fail in such a vast and far reaching undertaking. I turned for instruction and guidance to our last year ' s book. But there I found that one prophet drank a potion called ' ' Egyptian Magic Wine, " which gave him startling visions of the future, but he must liave drunk it all as there is no more on the market. Another suggests a visit to the Delphic ( )racle, and yet another dreamed most wonderful and beautiful, dreams. These being out of the question and not knowing what better to do, I applied to an Astrol- oger and besought him to search well his text-bo(jk, and from out its ample and storied pages to give me a true glimpse of all those who compose the Class of ' 06. He told me I must give him the date of each member ' s birth and a lock of his hair. This I was unable to do in many cases, because some of our members are married. But I gave him those I could and now I shall proceed to relate the facts as he dictated them to me. The first name I see is Bevan ' s, and the signs tell me that he will early forsake legislative halls and return to his first love. Bradley, step not on the ice when it is slippery, when it shineth in the moonlight, for at last it jarreth like an earthquake, and shocketh like thunder. The walls of the court house and the legal lore of Brown ' s library will often become too narrow and tame for him, and he will hie away to the glitter and glare of the ballroom for a season. Clarke will shake the dust of his law books from his clothes and become the editor of a great daily. Clarkson, too, will soon lay aside the Statute of Uses for green pastures in the fields of Uncle Sam. Drew will become famous for his wonderful exposition of how a wife may charge her stat- utory separate estate without her husband ' s consent. 319 Derr will combine law and music, and such harmonious splendor from his lips shall flow that no court or jury can withstand him. Fitzhugh shall become the beacon light of Curtis Bay. Hooper, the bard from Jersey — your horoscope shows a great ititure, provided you think not too often " I count my time by times I meet thee. " Lee is the coming authority on Domestic Relations. Lilly ' s future is in the balance; he must choose between law and politics, for it is as im- possible to serve two mistresses as it is to serve God and Mammon. Matthews will forsake law for the more noble and ancient profession of athletics. Morgan will one day know that notes are easier sold than briefs. Would he know why? Res if sa loquitur. I ' arks ' s mad through life will always be sunny, for whatever l)cfalls lu- will be glorious. " O ' er all the ills of life victorious. " Pool ' s legal advice will always find a market, for a man who knows and knows that ht knows is always safe to follow. Smith ' s eloquence will cause the mountains of Weslern Maryland to echo with the fullness thereof. Tucker will always be as indispensable to the fair .sex as the caterpillar to the silk worm. Young will not always practice, but will find a more agreeable occujjation holding in trust the funds of his fellow classmates, which they have earned in the sweat of their brow. Here the end of the list was reached and I was obliged to say to my good friends au revoir. Any member of this Class whose name is here omitted can get any desired information con- cerning his future bv coiuiilying with the above requirements, and addressing his communication to Box 125, Zion City. GENTLEMEN FLUNKERS. Modesty compels me to Mention that this meter rippliii i;. .hid this style of I ' erse are due To the brain of Mr. Kipling. To the Legions of the lost ones, to the Cohorts of the damned To my brethren who have flunked it out for fair, To the unhap]iy also-rans, whose weary hoarls are crammed With knowledge hot enough to scorch iluir jiair. Oh, from Burglary to Trover, they have ODiuicd the Law books over With a zeal deserving praise, beyond all doubt ; Faith, their Intellect was burning with its vast amount of learning, And it burned so hard it finally burned out. We are ])oor little sheep who have lost our way Criminal Chesnut turned us down, Baa, ah. Baa. l.illle Joe h ' ranee has done us brown, Wc are poor little .sheep wlio have gone astray, - nd Harlan has sent us to " No Pass Town, " Baa, Yah, Baa! Baa-aa-aa. 520 ■fl I H X; a; w 321 JQHIGR €M Geo. Louis Eppler, A® President. MrnKRT P. S. Ringgold, K:i. .ricc-Prcsicicnt E. Donovan Hans Secretary. Cleveland R. BealmiCak Treasurer. Wai.TKK C. Hammond Historian Howard C. Wilcox Prophet. Austin J. Lilly, I K2 Poet. |niiN P. Jldgh, Jr Sergeant at Arms. 1 ■: X EC I " r I VE COM m ittee. V. HowAKi) Hamilton, K2 Chairman. Thomas Prick Drvdf.n. Clarence M. Leith. Mark O. Shrivkr, Jr. A. S. Marine. MEMBERS. CoLSTo.v. pRKD. CAMriiKi.i.. . .Catonsville, McI. Constai ' .i.k, V. P Elkton. Md. CoRDRAv, Charles M Baltimore, Md. Bealmear, Cleveland R Baltimore, Md. Beck, S. Scott Lankford, Md. Blake, E. L Baltimore, Md. Bradley, Vernon S Hemlock, Md. Broening, Joseph John Baltimore, Md. I ' .Row.v, Charles Ridgklv. . . . Paltiniore. Md. I ' .Rnw N, Ernest Wade r.altimore. Md. I ' .uiKLEY, John Lee I ' .altimore, .Md. Calrera, C. T Little Falls. .Md. Campbell, F. J Irvington, Md. Carter, F. Randolph Baltimore, Md. CiiAREST, Clarence M..Fort McHenry, Md. Clark. Charles Melville. . . . lialtimore, Md. Clark. Tames Ellicott City, Md. Daiil.mar. Charles Baltimore, Md. Di:kx. William Bruce. .Fowling Creek, Md. Denhard, Emil R Baltimore, Md. Deweks. Gerriet Baltimore, Md. Dryden. Thomas Price Baltimore, Md. Dunn, T. L Ben.son Baltimore, Md. I " A ' K. Ri). XoRM. N R Baltimore, Md. Eni.KN, F. Snowden, AA . . . .Baltimore, Md. I ' .iciihlukrger, L. H. y Baltimore, Md. I ' .i ' i ' LKR. Geo. Louis, l Af-). . (. " iimherland, Md. I " iiK!.i:. . Contee Saulsburv. .Urbanna, Va. 322 Forrester Herbert S Baltimore, Md. Fowler, C. D. . . .Prince Frederickstown, Md. FrazeRj John F., Jr Lutherville, Md. Frey, Walter Albert Baltimore, Md. Gaither, Geo. R., Jr., A . .. .Baltimore, Md. Geis, J. Leonidas Reistertown, Md. Gilbert, A. Clark Baltimore, Md. Hall, Thomas W Bel-Air, Md. Hamilton, W. Howard, $KS Baltimore, Mel. Hambleton, H. WarEield Easton, Md. Hammond, W.alter C Baltimore, Md. Harry, James Warner Baltimore, Md. Hans, E. Donovan Baltimore, Md. Hawkins, Josias C. L La Plata, Md. Haydon, John J., K2 Frederick, Md. Hepbron, Archer K Baltimore, Md. Heinheim S. M Baltimore, Md. HollingsworTh, Richard J. . Baltimore, Md. Humphrey, J. L Bluemont, Va. Hirsciiman, Samuel N I ' .altimore, Md. Jones, J. Laurence Baltimore, Md. Judge, John P., Jr Baltimore, Md. Kaufman, E. F Baltimore, Md. Kaufman, Lawrence Baltimore, Md. Kelmar, Harry T Baltimore, Md. King, Herbert Baltimore, Md. Leimkuhler, Geo. H Baltimore, Md. Leith, Clarence M Vienna, Va. Lilly, Austin J., I K2 Long Green, Md. Lilly, Geo. W Wilmington, Del. Macken, T. E Baltimore, Md. Marine, A. S Brookview, Md. McClurg, James P Oxford, Pa. Mettee, E. B Baltimore, Md. Miller, H. Cecil Baltimore, Md. Mitchell, Charles F Baltimore, Md. MozEiKO, Alex K Baltimore, Md. MuHLY, Harry E Baltimore, Md. Mullen, James W Baltimore, Md. MuRBACH, Jacob F Baltimore, Md. Newman, Harry E Lakewood, N. J. Neunsie, Frederick C Hoboken, N. J. Noble, Frederick B Preston, Md. Norwood, Summerville F., K2. .Balto., Md. Numsen, J. H Baltimore, Md. Owens, John E Baltimore, Md. Pardee, J. Grove Dover, Del. Perine, Washington Baltimore, Md. Perkins, L. C Baltimore, Md. Prince, C. L., Jr Baltimore, Md. Rahisana, Vincent Luke. .Baltimore, Md. Rayner, Albert W Baltimore, Md. Reynolds, Ed. P Baltimore, Md. Rice, C. V Baltimore, Md. Robinson, H. Franklvn Baltimore, Md. Rome, Morris A Baltimore, Md. Rosenfelt, McNeil Baltimore, Md. Rose, R. Cantee Baltimore, Md. Ross, David S Baltimore, Md. RowE, John I Baltimore, Md. Schafer, Geo. M. Gill, K2. .Baltimore, Md. ScHMEissER, Wm. C Baltimore, Md. Schmidt, Charles V. W Baltimore, Md. Shriver, Mark O., Jr Baltimore, Md. Smith. A. Taylor, I K2 Midland, Md. Smith, A. G Baltimore, Md. Smith, Leroy Baltimore, Md. Smith, Arthur G Baltimore, Md. Standsbury, Benj. . Hampstead, Md. Stefeey, Charles H Baltimore, Md. Stone, Clarence M Baltimore, Md. Sugar, Louis Baltimore, Md. Sullivan, J. Carroll Baltimore, Md. Symington, Wm. Stuart, Jr. Baltimore, Md. Taylor, Howard Richards. .Baltimore, Md. Thompson, R. L Baltimore, Md. Trial, T. Steele Easton, Md. Troger. a. Herbert Baltimore, Md. Webster, Lloyd Baltimore, Md. Wells, Walter I Hampstead, Md. West, John Henry Baltimore, Md. White, Emmet. W Baltimore, Md. Wilcox, Howard C Baltimore, Md. Williams, Thomas C Baltimore, Md. Williams, Raymond S Baltimore, Md. Willis, Luther M. R Baltimore, Md. Wood, W. Appold Catonsville, Md. Young, Eldridge H Baltimore. Md. 323 324 THE HISTORY OF 1907 Ij-.ij i ...I, ,A:ji.J_i. Li_! H ' W ' TNCi fulfilled the requirements of an elementary education by successfully completing our preparatory courses at various institutions, it was on the twenty-sixth day of the month of September, in the year Ninteen Hundred and Four A. D., at the time when the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon, that the Class of Nineteen Seven assembled within the jirecincts of these revered walls of learning, in pursuance of a profession which is one of the most sacred, and commanding much dignity, yet which is neither an art nor science. We were there for the development of what we choose as our most likely vocation. Gradually as time passed and we became familiar with the faces of one another by daily in- tercourse, and realized that we were all pursuing a similar course, an interest in our fellow stu- dents soon arose. That first feeling of uncertainty that a Junior experiences upon finding him- self amid strange surroundings and previously imbued with the idea of adverse criticisms from the upper classmen was soon dispelled, and it was not long before we were hard at work draw- ing freely from the ever flowing fount of knowledge — our lecturers. As interest deepened in our studies and one another, quiz clubs were formed for our mutual benefit. Our first and dear old friend Blackacre was among our best known and constant companions and from the way it was sold, conveyed, willed and adversely acquired, its lengthy existence was only made possible by the occasional substitution of Whiteacre. It finally vanished, just where, is beyond elucidation. Before long we were plying into very State-ly aiifairs ; confounding and untangling technic- alities, together with the relations of em-ployer and em-plo3 ' ee. The jocular disposition of our lecturer was manifest by his apparent enjoyment of jokes — but what chestnuts ! As the days increased in numbers we were confronted with the most serious Status known to humanity, but no doubt to those sentimentally inclined it was the cream of our curriculum. Domestic Relations was by far the most interesting of our subjects, yet strange to relate, long ere the close of each lecture, there was a universal closing of books, sh ' uflling of feet, and the striking of a match here and there, which would lead one to believe we were ecected with ennui. Then came the exams., those two eventful days. Our care-worn expressions were easily accounted for when we consider that this was our first test in a university where the highest standards are upheld. 325 Having learned our fate, we started the second term with renewed vigor and determination to .surpass our previous records. The subjects of this term proved most interesting. The real subject has been free from f crsoual remarks, but we feel much concern reganhng the fate of " My Son John " and the final disposition of " Cherry Grove. " it lias often been said there is a lack of class spirit until an c.xam. W ' c found this true with the Class of Nineteen Seven. Deeming it expedient for the welfare of the Class to organize, an organization was effected, and we have every reason to believe it is a good one. While in search for legal knowledge it is evident we have not neglected athletics from the allowing of the re|)resentatives of our Class on both the gridiron and track. May our relations continue pleasant, and honor and glory attend the future legal lights of the Greater Baltimore. 326 9 ' I ' WAS the universal belief in the time of Elijah — not the prophet Elijah (Dowie) of our I time, but Elijah the imiiiortal prophet of the Israelites — that, in order to penetrate the mists of the future, to draw aside the veil which hides from our anxious eves the events which are to make or mar our careers, one must bedivinely inspired. Whether your prophet was the recipient of such an inspiration, or whether it was the efifects of a large dinner and two or three pipes of good tobacco, that brought to me the vision which I am about to relate, I am not prepared to say. However, be that as it may. On that memorable occasion, I was transported from " this mortal coil " into the realms of the great unknown, and when, after a sojourn with the seers and prophets of yore, I again reached this earth, I found that such a remarkable change had been wrought, that my eyes fairly started from their sockets, and an exclamation of wonderment rose to my lips, but I could utter not a word ; I was speechless. I found myself in front of a large building which I immediately recognized as the Court- house. " By Jove, I ' ll surely see some of the boys in there, " thought I, so I started precipitately across the street, and in my haste collided with a huge policeman, the masses of whose long yellow hair protruded from beneath the rim of his helmet. " Beg your Heavens it ' s John Judge! " I exclaimed in amazement, as I saw the genial countenance of our former Sergeant-at-Arms. 327 ■ ' Yc|), it ' s no oil- ' else, " said he, grasping my hand and squeezing it until I yelled in pain. (That grip of his was the result of tlie lessons in jiu-jitsu, which every candidate for a position on the force was obliged to take.) After I had placed the bones of my hand in their normal position, and had batlied it in some of Dr. Wm. F. Hevan ' s Hitch Wazel (a bottle of which I always carry in my hip pocket ) I asked ludge if he knew the whereabouts of any of our classmates. " is full of em. " he answered, in his brief but em])hatic way. " Coine over, and I ' ll get Thompson to take you around. He ' s one of the guides. " We went over and found Lee Thompson in the lobby talking to Watchman ' oung. " Our class seems to have gotten a corner on the political job market, " 1 remarked to Young after we had exchanged greetings. ' " Yes, there ' s a half dozen of us who hold political jobs just in the Courthouse. .Archie Hep- bron ' s a bailiff in the Circuit Court, and T. C. Williams runs one of the elevators, and together with Thompson and myself, and Janitor Kaufman, we very near run the place. " " So T. C. is running an elevator, is he? " said I. " Yes, and he ' s in his seventh heaven, loo. You remember he always wanted to run something or other, and he can run that elevator any way he wants, and nobody says a word about how he does it. " " . nd where did you get yuur |ndl ? " " Oh, you sec Bealmear and Marine went into politics, and we worked them for the places, " he explained. " I thought Stone would be the man to go into politics, if anybody did, " said I. " Xo, Stone opened an office for a while, but I suppose he couldn ' t give up his old tricks, so he went to running again. " ' ' What, as old as he is, and still running " — ' " Xot in athletics this time : he ' s running for a bank now, " jnit in Young. " I never would have thought it of Stone. Tn think after running for so nianv vears for the glorv and sport of the thing, to fall so low as to run for money. " Hut it was of no use : they didn ' t sec the joke, so I threw up the sponge, and asked Thompson if any good cases were docketed for hearing that day. He said that there was one in the Balti- more City Court, so I walked over there. Imagine my surprise, when on opening the door, I f(jund that the Judge was no other than my friend, Howard Hamilton. As Thompson has said, the case was indeed an interesting one. The point at issue was whether or not a grass widow was entitled to dower, and as this question had never been decided by a Maryland Court before, the decision of Judge Hamilton woidtl establish a precedent which would be followed by the courts all over the State. Moreover, a heated argument was exiiecteil, because both of the i)arties to the suit were represciitii! l)y tiu- cream i i tin- profession. Messrs. King and Kppler, of the firm of Ringgold and KppKr. reinesented the piaiTititT. while Willis and EichellKTger defended the suit. 328 After listening for a couple of hours to the arguments in the case, I left the courtroom and proceeded with my guide to the Record Office, where I saw, on a number of the libers, the initials M. O. S. I afterwards learned from Fred Colston, who was the cashier, that Marco Shriver had held for several years the office of clerk of the Superior Court. While I was in the Record Office, Colston informed me that Brown and Dunn had published a catalogue, giving the latest news of all the graduates of the Law School of the University of Maryland for the last twenty-five years. This was just the kind of book I most wished to see, so looking in the directory I found the address of Messrs. Brown and Dunn, and leaving the Courthouse, I hailed a car, and at last arrived in front of the building in which they were located. I went up to the thirteenth floor, and found in large letters on the door facing the elevator the following inscription — BROWN DUNN, Agents, Brad Street, Associate. On entering, I found Donny Hans seated behind a large desk. Seeing me, he vaulted right over the desk, and we clinched. After he had drowned a couple of his floating ribs in tears which he choked back in his throat, we broke away, and he asked how I had found out where he was working. I mentioned the book, and told him I would like to see one of them. He showed me one, and the following are some of the things which I discovered after a perusal of its pagvs. The first thing upon which my eye fell was a list of the most celebrated criminal lawyers in the State, and prominent in this column were the names of Messrs. P. W. Harr -, Harold Hann, Clarence Leith, Noble, Bradley, Eckard and Fowler. I saw that Jim Clark and Al Ravner were partners in the graft business, while Austin Lilly was writing verses and jokes for the " Saltimore Bun. " Much to my amusement, I found that Tom Dryden was playing the leading role in a drama entitled " Why Women Sin, " but I wasn ' t surprised at that, for Tom alwavs had a hankering after the stage, especially the female portion of the chorus. Herbert Forrister, now a preacher, had tried in vain to convert him. Harry Newman, Buddy Norwood and George Gaither had opened an office, making a specialty of divorce suits, but Newman dropped out because he had found that the laws of the State, relating to marriage and divorce, were so different from those of New Jersey, that he was always getting them confused. " Why, " said he, " in New Jersey a man can marry his widow ' s sister, but they don ' t allow it in Maryland. " Hammond and Josh Hawkins were engaged in writing a book entitled the " Historv of Amer- ican Politics. " Poor Rome had opened up a law office, but sooner or later, he made the (to him) astounding discovery, that he could write all the law he knew on the front page of a small-sized volume, so he gave it up, and reopened his saloon. Frazier and Wood were doing a midget stunt in vaudeville. Sullivan was still reading law. But how strange things were getting, something must be wrong with my eves. I could see plainly the names of some of our brightest and best men. such as ' Ferine, F. S. Ehlen, Schmeis- ser, Constable, and West, but when I tried to follow their names along to see their vocation, the words grew dim, until finally, the whole thing disappeared from my sight. The veil had again been drawn, and I awoke to find that luy pipe had gone out. Lighting uji again, I continued my reading from Yenable on " Real and Leasehold Estates. " 329 HOW THE SHYSTERS CAME DOWN TO MY DOOR " How do the shysters Come down to our door? " My little boy ask ' d mc Thus, once on a time ; And moreover he task ' d me To tell him in rhyme. " 1 was hit by a trolley, Most dang ' roiis of sports, Then I felt far from jolly. Came home out of sorts. But the rumor had spread All over the street I ' d been hit in the head. They ran over my feet, They had cut off an car. They had mashed all my toes, I ' d come home on a bier, They had broken my nose. The shysters came running On hearing; the news, Altho ' most of them knew It was only a bruise. From highways and byways They came trooping o ' er, To trample my garden .And pound on my drxir. Hurry and skurry, helter and skelter, They gave me im chance to hunt for a shelter. Five ambulance shysters Came driving their rigs. And twelve other chasers Brought doctors in gigs. The doctors to look at m - torso . nd knock it, The lawyers to put both llicir hands in My pocket. In a terrible stew their contracts they drew And asked me to sign them without more ado. Of all they collected They only expected To keep eighty per cent. For it was their intent To let me have twenty Which they thought was plenty. Full ten thousand strong They came plunging along, Striking and raging As if a war raging. Spouting and frisking. Turning and twisting, .And always insisting There should be no resisting. Each one would file suit In a blink of an eye, Each wanted the fruit That hung there on high. On they canic in a terrible rush, All together in one grand crush : Each of them begging for just one chance To make the street car company dance. Collecting, j)rojecting. .Anil rattling and liattling, .Ami running and stunning. And roaming and foaming, .And working and jerking, And diiming and spiiming, .And guggling and struggling. And moaning and groaning; And l)ul)l)ling and troubling and doubling, -And grumbling and rumbling and tumbling, And clattering and shattering and battering , Delaying and staying and playing and braying. .Advancing and ])rancing and glancing and dancing. .And lla|)ping and rapping and clapping and slapping; And so nrver ending, Hut always descending. Tlie shysters by hundreds will leave me no more. They have come all at once with a mighty uproar .And that ' s how the shysters collect round my door. " 330 MR. FARBER SPEAKS i il[ ' AI FARBER. Of course you know me — everybody knows me; at least everybody who I passes by the stage door after a musical show. Yes, that ' s me. It must be in my blood, • I just can ' t help being a devil. All my life I have been attracted by the things one should not do. I am not wicked; I am just interesting. Somehow or other the girls like fellows who have a past. Of course I have not lived long enough to have a really, truly past, but it is so much fun pretending. " Did you see me yesterday. O, yes you did ! I was that fellow going up the street with his feet hanging out of a cab window. Wasn ' t I doing it up proper? That ' s life, I tell you. None of your humdrum, dead-level existence for me. There must be something doing where I am. " When I go calling on a girl, I don ' t exactly tell her what a terror I am. Oh no ; my sys- tem works better than that. I just sigh and say, ' Oh me, I think my life has been wasted. What I need is some good woman to exert an influence for good over me, but I suppose I have reached the point where no one cares. " That fetches her. It isn ' t long before she is snuggling up close on my big manly chest and saying, ' Yes, there is somebody who cares for you. ' Then she gets embarrassed at her boldness and plays with the buttons on my coat. Then I lean down grandly and kiss her ; the first time on the forehead, because there is something so noble about it. After- wards I kiss her full on the mouth, not once, but several times. It ain ' t anything new to me, but she seems to find it novel. " Later in the evening, after I have had my reform lesson, I go to the Studio and lap up a few high balls. That ' s what I call showing a girl a good time. They just can ' t resist me. " Can you wonder that I do not spend much time over the law ? I am realy so busy. Every- body says I ought to be an actor, but then you know all the others would be jealous of me, and I do hate disagreeable scenes. " What is my age? Excuse me, someone is calling me. I must be going. " 33t AN INDICTMENT hrw L ' n ' 1 1-:USITV Ol ' " Mauvi.and, I, AW Siiiiidi,, Si: iiiK Class, to wit: Tliu students of tlie University of Marylani], for the body of the senior class of the Law School, do on their oath present that W( ee ) Calvin Chesnut, alias Vesta Tilley, alias the Mighty Atom, late of said law school on the lecture days in the year of our Lord liJt u, at the school aforesaid, being employed in and about the shop of one Edgar H. (ians, then and there being found, did, then and there, feloniously steal, take and carry away ct-rtain mannerisnis. gestures, tricks of speech, oral intonations, anil superficial manifestations which have been used by the said Ed- gar H. Cans as characteristic traits of individuality for lo! these many years, with intent to de- |)rive the said Edgar II. Cans of the same, albeit the said Edgar H. (lans seems to have a plenti- ful su]jplv still in stock ; contrary to the good form of a youthful lawyer, in sucli case made and provided, and against the peace government and dignity of the law school. SECOND COUNT. And the students aforesaid, on their oath aforesaid, do further present that the said V(ce) Calvin Chesnut, alias ' esta Tilley, alias the Mighty Atom, on the said occasions and at the same places obtained the same by means of false representations, to wit : by representing himself to be one great after the fashion of Edgar H. Gans, and taking the aforesaid gestures, mannerisms, etc., well knowing them to be feloniously stolen, taken and carried away ; contrary to the good form of a young lawyer, in such case made and ijfovidcd, antl against the peace, government and dignity of the school. THIKD COINT. And the students aforesaid on their oath aforesaid, do further present that the said (ec) Calvin Chesnut. alias Vesta Tilley, alias the Mighty Ale mi. uu the said occasions and at the same places obtained a hearing by means of false i)retenses, to wit: that he has made himself uj) to look like ' esta Tilley. a lady of nuisic hall fame, and in that guise lias presented himself before the students of the I ' liiversity of Maryland Law School contrary to the jjcace, government and dignity of the school. I.KAr.nkd Lawvku. Sk.vior . tto! i:v. 332 THE TALE OF A SERIOUS SENIOR THERE was once a personage by the name of Mettee. He thought he was just the real cheese, and that John P. Poe, Bernard Carter and Charles J. Bonaparte were larks com- pared to the only original, supposed-to-be-a-yard-wide Mettee. He was boss of the Bar Library, and within the four walls of his cage he attempted to make things hum. It never oc- cured to him that you can catch more flies with sugar than with vinegar. Now this here Mettee did not know that there existed a law student named Serious Senior, who had soliloquized thusly : " Look here, old boy, if you want to nail that hundred dollars you had better get out your little hammer and do something beside read Wallace Bryan ' s notes. " So he hied himself away to the Bar Library, because he was a regular Standard Oil when it came to ab- sorbing anything with a bar attachment. This time he met his Lawson. When he and Mettee met he handed the impresario his right bower in the form of a note from John P. Poe. " Who is this John P. Poe ? " shouted Mettee ; and with that he chased Ser- ious Senior clear to the Calvert Street entrance, because it was after one o ' clock. The next day Serious Senior drove in early, but as nobody seemed to take the number of his cab, he hitched and pulled the bell. If you ever saw the Hale Fire Fighters responding to an alarm on the Pike, that ' s Mettee going into action when a law student rings the bell. He brought up his infantry, his cavalry, and his artillery all at once. When he got within firing distance he cut loose, and what he called Serious Senior would not give him a recommendation as a lady ' s pet broke to parlor tricks. Mettee began to play the stern parent in the moral drama. " What do you mean by ringing that bell. ' ' You rang it 29 days ago, and by Rule 17, section il, you have come too soon. Go out and sit in the elevator shaft until tomorrow. You have brought disgrace upon this sacred place. You get no more pate de fois gras in this house. I forbid you to carry away the keyhole. Not one thing shall you take. Go dressed in your fatal beauty which has brought my gray hair in sorrow to the undertaker ' s. " Anyway that is what he meant. Mettee said that there was not enough oxygen to go around, so Serious Senior had to pur- chase a supply at the drug store. When a man goes up to write a thesis Mettee looks at his teeth, feels his pulse, listens to him breathe, and if he makes 97.6 on a scale of 100 he may come in for two minutes. " Give me volume so-and-so, " begged Serious Senior. " O dear, " said Boss Mettee, " two sugars and a dash of seltzer! You cannot have that volume. It contains the naughty divorce case of Blank vs. Blank. Law students are quite too immature to have such pabulum. " Serious Senior took the count but the bell saved him. He in- timated to Czar Mettee that he didn ' t care if Mrs. Blank did strike Mr. Blank and afterwards lock him out. He was not after that kind of a strike or lockout, even if it did go to an equity court. Mettee gave him the book after gluing together pages 78 to 99 inclusive. These pleasing preliminaries took fr im 10 to 12.55 P. M. Serious Senior had no more than found the case he was after when Mettee came churning up the channel and stopped both paddle wheels. He called the student a blue-nosed apex of an equilateral rhomboid, and after a few more endearing expressions finished b} ' calling him a 333 mutt-faced mazaza. All of which meant that Rule 37 says law students must not be caught in the library after 1 o ' clock. Mettee never takes notice that the student of today is the lawyer of tomorrow. Some day he may be carrying a hod, and (horrible to think) some of the students hope that he will be carrying the banner. Moral. — No wonder wc were told that there is room at the top, when such men as Mettee rattle around in the minor positions. THE CLASS KICKERS There arc kickers galore Tn this land of the free With kicks by the score . imcd at you and at me, But the noiest two I ' ve e ' er heard in a fight Are, I ' ll whisper to you, Stubborn Foxwell and Knight. Was there ever a motion That they did not oppose? With their obstinate notion Thcv both straightway arose. If the door is left wide They want it closed tight. Ever on the wrong side .• re grim Foxwell and Knight. There is no class election That they do not adorn ; They demand close inspection And then laugh us to scorn. Both our friends make complaint Tint the thing is not right. Oh. each one is a saint Our friends Foxwell and Knight. They arc never content With the world as it is, .And tliiir whole lives are spent In dictating its " biz. " For their woe there ' s one salve. When they finish the fight In their heav ' n they may have Only Foxwell and Knight. OLD STINCHCOMB Old Stinchcomb is a grimy grind Bent o ' er his books you ' ll always find Him deep immersed in legal lore Trying to add to his great store. To right or left he never looks, Xo interrupting joke he brooks, He is intent upon his books. This beautiful, dutiful grind Old Stinchcomb never has a lark, He tries to get the highest mark. While other children run and play He sits and studies all the day. For us he sets a killing pace Since he is striving for first place In this tough Hlackstone grinding race. This hustling, rustling grind. Old Slinchoomh leads the class, I hear, I take my ease and si]) my beer. I ' ll never lead a class, ' tis true. But. Stinchcomb, I ' d not change with you. Ndti lead the class, but you don ' t know Tln ' jny of sitting at the show (iuying the girls from the front row. ' ou busy, dizzy grind. 334 THE LIBRARY — Poem Written in — Verse About a Place. This is the library. Within these walls Are kept the volumes of this mighty school. Behold ! They have almost a complete set Of Maryland Reports. How sweet to think The faculty cannot afford to buy E ' en the reports of their own Commonwealth! It little matters how stray volumes found Their way to the great world outside these walls. We care not who purloined them ; they are gone. How laughter shakes the sides of one who Upon these dusty shelves for text-books new And up-to-date. No book they seem to have Bearing a date upon its title page More recent than that year in which King John Signed his John Hancock to the Charter Great. The law has changed since then, but in this room If one would seek those changes in the law He must perforce consult a digest vile, Which gives to him at best a smattering. Within this desert waste an instant pause And search for the reports of other States. Nay, do not laugh. Here wise men teach the law Of Maryland, and do not care a hang For that great world which pulsates with rich life Beyond that close horizon which hems in Their petty lives unmindful of great deeds. What are the words of other courts to .them ? They are content in their provincial way To let the student live a life made narrow By book-worm feeding on this State ' s reports Without a thought there is a world elsewhere. O members of the faculty ! We pray You look upon the books in this sad room. We give you gold, can you make no return ' i We understand, ( ), masters, that this school Is said to be a gold mine for those few Who make division of the fees we pay And, being lawyers, also tap the State For a few bucks wrung from the sons of toil. If this be so, O, masters, spend a bit Of your most hard-earned cash upon this room. 335 THE ETIQUETTE OF GETTING ARRESTED (Being a Socratic Dialogue in a Modern manner and Druid Hill Park.) " O ' H, FATHFJ ! See the Robust-looking and Steam-heated lady standing Up in the Stern of the Ver-niil-Iion Au-to-mo-bile. Is she View-ing the land-scape o ' er? " " Hush, my son, you Sur-prise me! You see Before you None Other than the Lady High Gor-gon-zola-ress of the Little Blue Bottle! Take off your Hat! " " But Fa-thcr, Whv docs She so Foiid-ly a-pos-tro-phise the blue-coated Nobleman Behind the large Mustache and Shake her lily-white Fist in his Di-rec-tion? Do you Think she is Try- ing to sell him Head-ache cure? " " Oh, No! She is Prob-ably con-cerned about iiis Soul ' s sal-va-tion. " " Does he Xccd to be Saved, Pa? " " .My chc-il l. VDU a-inazc nic ! A Policeman is a man of im-mac-u-late Char-ac-tcr, a soni With-out a Polka-dot. Something about his Pure and Xoblc fore-head, Bulging with Ben-ef-i- cjnt thoughts should Tell you That! H you live Lon and are very. N ' cry good, and come irom County Cork or the Eastern Shore, you may be Half as good as that Police-man. " 336 " Papa, why are All police-men Good? " " Because, my Boy, they are all Covered with a Self-acting, Patent, Perm-an-ent, Au-to- matic White-wash, Sun-proof and Guaranteed not to Blister nor Crack. " " Ouh, Pa, look! The Lady ' s gettin ' arrested! " " Yes, I see. I have No Doubt the Of-fi-cer feels he cannot longer Listen to what she has to say, a nd Preserve Unsullied his Self-respect. He has therefore kindly Condescended to Escort her to the Farm. " " But, Pa, who was that Port-ly and Ben-ev-o-lent looking Gentlemen, witli a Prom-i-nent pro-bos-cu-lum and a Hard and Glit-ter-ing eye ? I saw him Behind a bush, writing Real fast in a book. There he goes, Running After the Au-to-mo-bile. " " That, my son, is a man you Must Respect. He collects money from the United Railways and Rich People, and gives Ten per cent, of it to the Poor. " " Pa, what Be-comes of the Rest of it ? " " That, Willie, is a Sacred mystery. Xo one can tell. " " Do you think the Au-to Lady owes him any Alon-ey? " " Not now. But Prob-ab-ly she Will Wliat a beautiful evening. " THE MORAL. Speak snftlv to the i ctitlc cop. And tip him -a ' hcn he sciccs you, lie (Iocs not do it to annoy He simply thinks it pleases yon. 337 A PARENTHETICAL ODE TO SLEEP O ! Sleep, thou art the greatest boon that ' s giv ' n To man by an all-wise decree of heav ' n. Great monarchs woo thee, can not find thee out — {(J fudge, what is this lecture all about?) Thou rul ' st supreme (I really think for fair That I shall go to sleep right in this chair). Soothe with thy gentle touch the bed of pain (O! slush, is he repeating that again? I knew the man who wrote that dry old law, It is about the I ever saw). Cool the impatient lf)ver ' s burning brow, (Wiio is that snoring in the back row now? I cannot hear the lecture for his noise) . A subterfuge the troubled mind employs To snare thee, timid Sleeji ! ({ ) gno. he talks Exactly like a frightened nnid-hen walks). Over the pure, O ! Sleep, thy sway is mild (That voice of his will surely drive me wild!), For on the pure of heart — (Where am I at? Last night I fell from grace, O! what a bat!) Thou lay ' st thy fingers gently ( Cut that out ! Above your snore he ' ll really have to shout If I ' m to hear him ; you owe more respect To your professor). Sleep, thou dost reflect The image of thy dreaded brother Death. { Say, that professor ' s only losing breath In talking to this class ; they ' re all asleep. And how can he expect that I shall keep Awake? The exam, is three months off). At night The peasant seeks his couch (Just out of spite He shouts once in a while, just as I start For dreamland) ; thou, O Sleep, dost calm his heart. (Don ' t think that I ' m asleep because I close My eyes). Like an unopened dew-dipped rose The infant sleeps. (Great Scott! Don ' t push that chair. My nerves arc out of joint; just leave it there.) For six long months (What was that reference? Fourth volume, well what page? If he ' d talk sense, I ' d listen some) in icy northern land The Eskimo with thee goes hand in hand. (What ! Is it five o ' clock? Some other time. When I ' m less sleepy, I ' ll conclude this rhyme.) 338 MISTER PARKS Who is it answers for the Class? Mr. Parks. Who thinks that he will surely pass? Mr. Parks. Who drinks cold water by the glass? Mr. Parks. Who to himself all eyes can draw ? Who thinks he knows the whole blamed law? Who is the worst we ever saw ? Mr. Parks. Who gives us pointers every day? Mr. Parks. Who tells us what we ought to say? Mr. Parks. Whose brain contains no matter gray ? Mr. Parks. Who puts to shame both you and me? By telling what the law should be? Who never will get a degree ? Mr. Parks. Who has a monumental nerve ? Mr. Parks. Who is not troubled with reserve? Mr. Parks. Whose brain is it that has a curve? Mr. Parks. Whom shall I fine when I shall be Chief Justice, Washington, D. C. For laying down the law to me ? Mr. Parks. 339 (By courlesy of ihe Baltimore News.) 340 WHEN JOHN P. POE WAS YOUNG Should those old days e ' er be forgot, The days of which he ' s sung? We love to hear of days so dear, When John P. Poe was young. He wrote a book on pleading once, And we have oft been stung ; It made a hit, altho ' ' twas writ, ' hen John P. Poe was young. Things went along far easier, We have it from his tongue. No midnight crams, six hour exams, When John P. Poe was young. The very first code, I am sure. Is classed his works among ; This work so great speaks from the date When John P. Poe was young. The Supreme Court of this broad land Upon his words once hung ; His age he feared, so grew a beard, When John P. Poe was young. The Democratic party knows Miose praise it oft has sung — Who turned the tricks in politics When John P. Poe was young: Tobacco was not smoked in class— The changes he has rung Upon the wa} ' s of other days. When John P. Poe was young. No Princeton man was ever flunked And placed the goats among ; They ' gan to pass with his first class, When John P. Poe was young. May John P. Poe ne ' er older grow Nor slower wag his tongue. For we can say we ' ve seen the day When John P. Poe was young. 341 THE RAVING With Apologies to Everything POEtic, and even RAVENOUS. Once upon a niidniglit dreary, wliile I pondered, weak and weary. Over Poe ' s extensive pleading, " till mine Eyes would read no more, — While 1 nodded, nearly na[)ping, Suddenly there came a tapping, Tapping at my clouded brain, as things Had often tapped before. " ' Tis th ' examinations coming, and Mv brain is all a ' bumming; Only this and nothing more. " O ' er my spirit sleep was stealing, and My form was slowly kneeling, Till at last with senses rei ' ling, on .Mv desk my bead reclined, liut my dreams, my thoughts unchanging, O ' r my future wildly ranging. Wandered ceaselessly until there came Examination time. Now with spirits quite undaunted. I my knowledge proudly llauntcd, Flaunted over many pages, till at last My task was o ' er. Then there came the proud commencement, .• nd at last my staunch entrenchment In an office, all my own, and with a Sign upon the door : And my shelves were tilled with plenty, From the works of Coke to Ilenty, And they made a proud apjjcarance, l- ' ven this, if niithing more. Now my head was swelling grandly As I pictured just how blandly I would smile, and suavely s|)eak, when Clients crossed my threshold o ' er. ' Please sir! you will be thv gainer if You pay a small retainer Of a couple hundred dollars, ( )r perhaps a little more. " Now imagine my excitement, as I Noticed the alightmcnt Of a fair but troubled client from Her carriage at the door! So that now amid the beating of my heart, I stood repeating " Lo! some fair and troubled client Stands outside my office door. " ' Presently my soul grew stronger ; hesitating Then no longer. Said 1, " .M)- dear lady, truly thy iMirgiveness I implore; I ' .ut the fact is, Pm so busy, that .M head is almost dizzy, .And . ' o faintly you were tapping, tapping At my office door. That ! scarce was sure I heard yon, " — Here T o]x ' ned wide the door: — Darkness there and notliing mere! For a: last did I awaken, with illusions Greatly shaken. To the knowledge that my visions Sinifjly were an idle dream : F( r I had drenil ajiparitions of some 1 lorrible conditions That still clung to me, and showed Me that things are not what they seem. Tho ' since then I have been working, and Aly duties never shirking. All my life involves realities of visions Seen before, .■ nd distinctly I remember, tho ' Pve v ' ince become a member C)i ilie bar. there irJver came, a client, l ven to my door, .Ml ! young friend your great air-castles Are but waving, flapping tassels On the cap of one who isn ' t yet Admitted to the bar ; And as you shall seek admission, May you shun that apparition Of long years, without a client Even knowing where you are. 34 QUIZZES Has not the Junior ' s mind oft turned From highballs, cocktails and gin fizzes. To thoughts of Law as she is learned, And what a funny thing a Quiz is? Now IN Press " How TO Behave When Arrested. " The latest and best authority on this important subject. Don ' t display your lack of breeding by conducting yourself in]:)roperly upon such an important and public occasion. Be informed. Send at once for this authoritative work. By Bernard J. Ward. Edited with notes by W-ll-am C-lt-n, a well-known and cultured literary man. Price (with portrait) Three Dollars. Companion Volume to the Former. " How Not to Behave When Arrested. " Everyone should positively read this forcible and experienced discussion of the subject by an author, who while she is compelled to remain anonymous, has given much attention to the matter, and has expended over $4000.00 in collect- ing her material. Spelling and grammar revised by John P. Poe. Edition-de-Luxe. Limited. Each volume numbered and signed by the author. Note: bottle of Grono Beltzer (trial size) free to each purchaser of the book. Whence comes that sigh, as though the Soul of Wit In the last stage of doomed despair is drop]jing? Save thou thy sorrow, Friend, and know that it Is only one of Chesnut ' s chestnuts popping. If he has a case on her and she has a case on him, and father descends into the parlor, 7v cl aniiis, at " J .A. AI., and applies the toe of his boot forcibly to the place usual to such application, would that be a Trespass on the Case? But hold, if in such application the trousers of the kickee should be disrupted, would that be Trespass Quare Clausam Fregit? 343 Not long ag o I had a dream ; I dreamed tliat (ilorioiis Conaparte Was talkini;- l ' ' .lement ' r In place of Mr. France; And suddenly mv mortal heart Began to madly skij) and dance, It gave me much an awful start, (I hate these ghostly gentry.) When something whispered: " Cut that trance, " Things are not what they seem, " It ' s nothing but a dream, " And what you took for Bonaparte " Is ciiil - Mr. France. " Mr. I ' rance — Mr. I.eith. what is waste? I.eith — l- ' .r-er, something lo ])Ut your arms amund. Mr. France — . li, and what is the proi)er action? I.eith — 1 think it is Tirs ass ' i ct .Iniiis. y. I- ' raiiCv ' — Mr. Williams, what is a Tcnaut per .Infer I ' ic ' T. ( ' . W. (Who has been dozing) — I ' aih dr ' (■-um-m-mm. In I ' aris — . lr. I ' ' rance — You ' re nearer to France than mhi ' II ever he Id i ' ;iris: next! 344 TO THE JUNIOR The young Law Student loves to pose Before a lawbook-laden table ; Not much of Law he knows, but knows The very latest stunt of ] label. He would not like to say, of course, The Law that governs race tracks sporty, But he knows all about the horse That ought to run in just one-forty. He cannot say just when and how A very youthful pair may marry, But he can tell you, anyhow, The newest trick of Tip-toe Carrie. Not much he knows, and hides it well, Of raven-hued miscegenation, But, oh, the volumes he can tell ( )f (idrilon ' s T (i A. M. Cullatioii. His knowledge of the I aw is weak, In many ways, in many features. But if of Chorus Girls you speak. He ' ll tell you all about the creatures. Yet he ' s all right, and he ' ll he there To get his Sheepskin — Wisdom ' s token — Boys will be boys, and, everywhere, A colt ' s a colt until its broken. Havdon (Musing sleepily) — If a man dies without heirs, he is heirless; then wh - not airless? and if airless, why not windless ? and if windless, why not a windlass ? and if a windlass, why ap- point an administrator ? — he can be used to wind uji his own afifairs ! If George Washington and his Little Hatchet had been living in Blackstone ' s day, there wiiuld have been, alas ! no Cherry Grove. 345 On the Saturday afternoon when the junior class picture was taken, a lovely young lady, who was i-vitlcntly the purchasing; aj cnt for a im-iia,s;crie, jiassed slowly Ix fore the campus of the University of Maryland. She attract ;d the attention of our genial young friend, Marcus Sh-r-v-r, who decided to adopt her, and to that end set o(T at full speed to inform her of his intention. In a few minutes Marcus returned, and, we judged, from the disappointment on his speak- ing countenance, that he had failed to get a job, and that the young lady aforesaid did not intend to draw on the university for any additions to her menagerie, or at least to the monkey department. We feel sorry for Marcus, because it looks to us like a golden opportunity had glided silently into the past. VXn .546 " EQUITY " Ye Prelude — Judge Plielps, in teaching Equity, Has the queerest system yet. He first proceeds to range his class, Bv order of the Alphabet. Ye Law — " Judge So-and-so rendered the opinion, And upon the facts thus commented. As such-and-such, laid down the rule. lUit fudge So-and-so dissented. " Likewise Ye Preliminaries — Next you write your name and age, Address and occupation ; Things you studied while at school. And forgot on your vacation. Obervations on Ye Case System — Judge thinks " case system " is the best, A reason let me conjecture: Why case citing is not as good. As one instructive lecture. Ye Manner Thereof — Each one is allowed five minutes, To prepare and cite his case, The junk that some of them get off, ' Tis really a disgrace. Ye Student . .and Hys Case — " The case that I ' ve selected. Is Andrews vs. Spates, And you ' ll find it reported In Eighth United States. " Ye Facts — " The facts of the case as given Are about substantially these: The appellant appealed on demurrer. From the Court of Common Pleas. " Ye Poet Disap- PROVETH OF Ye Case System — Just how one understands his case, Can readily be understood. By taking an actual incident. To show the " case system ' s " good. Bright Remark By John Phelps, Esq. — Said Mr. Phelps to Lucas With the former ' s usual grace, " How came the persons mentioned. To be Plaintiffs in this case? " Bright Remark By Bill Lucas — " Well, " said Lucas after thinking And his face was all agrin, " To use a slang expression. They simply ' Initted in! ' " MORAL. ' Ye Conclusion of Ye Whole Matter — We ' re each supposed to cite a case When it conies to our turn, And the facts which we recite Are the only ones we learn. 347 THE TANEY LAW CLUB Tlllv TaiKv Law Club was organized in tlie early part of tlu- fall terin, 1!H)4. taking the place of the .Maryland Literary Society. The object of the club is to create a closer intellectual fellowship among the students, and to train them in discussing legal questions. .• t its inception, a limit was set upon the membership, the founders of the organization believ- ing twenty-five a number sufficient for successful working ; later, however, this limitation on the membership was removed. The exercises are held weekly, on Tuesday evening at S.iri.and consist of thf trial of a case based on an agreed statement uf fads. Tlie cases are so arranged as to he e(|iially balanced, involv- ing one or more leading, and sometimes conllicting princii)les of law. A judge, usually a member of tiie Senior Class, is selected by the counsel in each case, whose decision reviews and decides 11] " Ml the arguments submittid by the resiiectivc counsel. The club thus far has proven of great benefit to those whose have given it their time and at- tention. Believing that the same benefit will accrue to all who become members of the club, the officers take this opportunity to extend a ])iiblic and cordial invitation to students of the University generally, who are interested in the objects of the club, to become members of it. The officers for the present term are as follows : President, William Booth Settle ; V ' ice- President, A. Taylor Smith ; Secretary, Fred. B. Noble. THE 1905 INSIGNIA Till- ' . Class of 1905, from the day of its entrance inin tlie University in a chaotic and embryonic state — its Veal Period, so to speak — up to the ])risenl day of grace, w ben by dint of natural growth in wisdom, hard work and good fellowship, it has bloometl intt that perennial and splendid thing — " the best class that ever was graduated from Old .Maryland " — has always been noted for enterprise. That has been its characteristic from the beginning — breaking forth in new l)laces, setting many and good i)recedenls. It is customary in otln-r sebnols and (iiiite i)roiuT, we thi nk, that those exalted and distinguished characters, the members of the Senior Clas. ' , should be designated in some distinctive manner — marked out from the rank and file of the school as men apart. The familiar methods of distin- guishing the Senior vary all the way from special ])rivileges in the way of flirtation, as at West I ' oint and . nnapolis, to the wearing of a ]).irtionlar style of collar or tie, carrying canes or smoking cigars. There has b(. ' en niadt- an arlislic and Ijcanlifnl design fur the watcb-fdli of the Class pi 1905. This was especially designed to order for the class ; there has been nothing like it before, there will not be anything like it. It is distinctive and exclusive. This ornament will be worn by members of the Class of 1905 only, and by liiose upon wbuni tbf Class bestows it, as betokening its approval of those favored ones. It will bo for years to come that by wbieb the l!tn5 man will be known. We believe that in this we are establishing a significant custom and a worthy jirecedent. which we hereby bequeath to all succeeding senior classes ; one which shall continue as long as our Alma .Mater shall crown the city with her usefulness. .548 • ; (Courtesy of the Baltimore News.] A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR. L ' EN vol So soon ? The tinkk of the prompter ' s bell ! The players bow, and pass out, one by one — The play at last is done, the tapers fade — ' Tis time to think: " Have we done well or ill? " ' I ' lirfc years! Sonu ' Inil and fnn, some gallantrv. Some folly, worthy strife, some growth we trust Toward nianhodd true. P.ccause wc nnist. we go Forth from this place of memories, and ring Tlic curtain down upon our college life! " li.vciiiit oinncs. " So we all go out As schoolboys now, untried, to cope with men. Our lives to live, our records still to make, And bear our worthy parts awhile. Once more — What time that Death shall speak the epilogue — Then surely shall be writ of us again Those solemn words once more. " They all go o That is the time of test, the final summing up, A judgment and decree with no appeal. Oh, may this be the verdict spoken then — And truly — " All have quit themselves like men. " 350 351 F( )| till ' first lime " Tkkka .M kiai: " sweeps acriiss this land of ours as the Nearly piihlieation frniu the students of the L ' tiiversity of .Maryla nd, and as onr L ' niversity has prog- ressed so has the annual ; and, being sent forth, as it is this year, not as Bones, Molars and Briefs, but under a new name, it has been the one desire of the liusiness Manager, with the co-operation of the other members of llic Board, to make it excel all other publications and restore the prestige our book- should have in the community, and impress upon the minds of those who patronize our advertising columns tliat our book ■ is and will continue a great advertising medium. I would ask of all fellf)w-sludents to closely examine the advertisements inserted in this volume, for those whose cards are here inserted have our welfare at iieart, and I feel all stu- dents are under obligations to patronize the firms only here represented as far as possible; as we are all aware of the fact that it is onlv thn u,i;h the generosity of such business parties that we were at all enabled to publish " Ti:ki a Mariai;. " B. Ali,i:. Lf.ster, Business Manager. It ' . ' i t]tc Iicadstiung fellow that ulicaiji hiitls in. Standard Preparations That Keep the Skin Right THE MOST EXTENSIVELY PRESCRIBED MEDICATIONS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD FOR ALL SKIN DISEASES, ECZEMA, HERPES, ERYTHEMA, SEBORRHOEA PSORIASIS, BURNS, DERMATITIS, MINOR WOUNDS, SORES, ETC. AND OTHER CASES WHERE AN ANTISEPTIC AND NON-IRRITATING SOAP AND OINTMENT ARE INDICATED A Specific for Pruritus Ani, Itching Piles, Pruritus Vulvae, and All Affections of the Muco-Cutaneous Junctures accompanied by Itching and Irritations Resinol Chemical Co. Great Britain Branch Charles Markell Co. 97 New Oxford St., London. W. C. Baltimore, Md. Agents for Australasia, Sydney, N. S. W. Western National Bank OF BALTIMORE CAPITAL, - - - - t?00,000 EY SURPLUS AND PROFITS, - 4 0,000 J. G. HARV WM. MARRIOTT J. L. SWOPE President. Casliier. Asst, Cashier. DIRECTORS: JOSHUA G. HARVEY, W. BURNS TRUNDLE, FRANCIS BURNS, W. B. BROOKS, JR., JOHN BLACK, E. AUSTIN JENKINS, GUSTAV GIESKE, THOMAS TODD, EDWARD L. BARTLETT, H. B. GILPIN, JAMES PRESTON, CHAS. E. RIEMAN. THIS BANK WILL BE PLEASED TO RECEIVE ACCOUNTS The lucky man is the one who grasps his opijort unity. Harvard Dervtal Cabinet, Style 27 open . Harvard Dor tai Cabinet, tyie - x lOpeni. ' HE " HARVA ASY M() RD " CO. Hill I.I. lii,i.Ut-l, I IIV I ' AVMK sell you KiiLiiU ' rs I a ctminletf oftici- and Fountain Spittoon. Laboratory lihcral rash (iisroiinis- laboralory (Uillil, consislini; of a IlAKV. Ri) Dental Chair. Hent ' h. Latlu ' Hoad Latlio Wheel, etc.. on no notes. The euarantoi- on IIakvakd ifoods is stronner and Ioniser than on any other Dental Kiirnilnre made, Ihe HAKVARI t;oodsare theemhodi- nient of the [ ra ' tit ' al snwuestions of dentists, coyerinn nearl a sc »re of years. liAi .M{i lmuhIs are inaile in the largest and only exclusive dental and sureical furniture factory in the world. I ' or iinalily of in.ilei ial used, thor- oughness of w ' tirkniansliii) elegance of desik ' ii and linish sinuilieity of con siruilinn ,i(I,i|iial llii v to the iMactical reiiuirenients of the o| erator and comfort to the |)atient the IIakvakd ' has no e ]iial. The llAKVAKt) Co. has sold directly to more than 20,. ' i00 dentists and ph - sirians throinrhoiii the world, dental and sinui -. ' d fiirniiiire amoiimiin; to ni.ire than $:{ .ViU.uOi, There is more llAKVAKK dental ami stiriiical fiirni- tiMe in use than of any other make. We are not in the rriisl " we sell from factory to inirchaser. If yi»ii diHi ' i deal with us. we both hise money. Write for catalogue, i»rices and terms lo Harvard Chair, Stylo 55x, wiin tabic and Brackoi atlarlird. Or. W. STUART CARNES, Gen. Agl. 1214 W. lOth ST. CANTON. OHIO EXPLAINED. John Jones on his Stenograijber With best of reason dotes ; She ' s the only living person who Will take from him his notes ! The others demand cash. And for another reason, too. He swciirs that she is great: She ' s the only woman in the world To whom lie dares dictate ! He ' s married. In Paris the flesh of horses is preferred l)y many to that of oxen. What the result will he if the sup- ply runs out is thus iiathetically foretold: — If horse flesh won ' t snthce to feed the masses The next resource will certainly be asses ; And heaven only ki ' ows how that will end ; Some people won ' t have left a iingle friend! THEO. WARNER JAMES R. PAINE a arne:r Sc Hatters 324 WEST BALTIMORE STREET UMBRELLAS, CANES, BAGS AND SUIT CASES Agents for LINCOLN, BENNETT CO. ' S, WALTER BARNARD ' S, HENRY HEATH ' S LONDON HATS DIEHL A IXH REIT E T IT E U P - T O - D X T E TAILORS SUITS - - - - - - S13.00 UP TKOLTSERS - - - - Si5.00 UP FULL DKKSS SUITS. SILK OR . .. SATIN LINKX) - - - - iJHoO.OO Reitze and Dlehl invite ynu. one and all. Exa rtiiiii dressers, at their store to call, linniirted and Domestic. Choice Fabrics, too. The best of Work, they guarantee to you, Zeahuis to please. " Reitze and Diehl " will try. Each Customer, in ever ' way to Satisfy. At 629 W. Baltimore St., bear in mind. Novelties, in Suits and Trousers you will rtnd; Don ' t forget the number, to their store a visit pay. Dressers of Mankind, " Reitze and Dielil " lead to-day. It matters not what your needs may he, EverythinK " Up-to-Date, " you here will see: Honest values, and proiint attention, too, Leading Novelties, they now offer yoii. IN A CRUSH. THE KILKENJnEY CATS. " We ' re in ii pickle now, " said a man in .a crowd. An Irish gentleman in the poetic line has given " A regular .iaui, " said another. the following version of the Kilkenney cats in " Heaven preserve us, " e. claiuieil an old lady. Greek. Translated it reads thus : There wanst was two cats at Kilkenney — Each thought there was one cat too many — • A QUIET LIFE. So they quarrelled and fit. " What ' s your idea of a quiet life? " They scratched and they bit. Till e.xcepting tlieir nails " A deaf and dumb couple marrying and going to And the tips of their tails. riiiladelphia to live. " Instead of two eats there warn ' t any ! .1 mull wuiild rather urerlook hin sins than ever hear them. The Charles Willms Surg-ical Instrument Co. 300 N. Howard Street PHYSICIANS ' , SURGEONS ' , HOSPITAL AND INVALIDS ' SUPPLIES POCKET CASES, P.LCA.V CASES. OBSTETRICAL BAGS NEALS OBSTETRICAL FORCEPS TOOTH FORCEPS. TRUSSES. ABDOMINAL SUPPORTERS Three Useful Articles " HOWARD " Atomizers " FAYETTE " Fountain Syringes " FAYETTE " Hot-Water Bottles SPECIFY WHEN ORDERING 11 o)7.Mi( irilh a Iraku giiHulinc stove is courting death. A suiinj temper gihls the ctlgcs of life ' s blackest cloud. t I ♦ THE HALL-MARK OF STJl ERIORITY s t ♦ 1 1 ♦ ♦ ♦ . . % % t V ' ♦ ♦ ♦ IXTY years of almost uninterrupted enlargement is the record f ' ' f of this house. Beginning in IS 14 with one product — Force- ;■ ' J. f lain Teeth — and one employee, it has grown until its nianufac- " ; • T tures embrace substantiailv everv article used bv the dentist in his ••• ' f ;J practice, and its employees numl er over 1,700. |; v ' t This great business — the largest of its kind in the world — was |; founded upon and its growth has been fostered and maintained by % || " the superior quality of its goods : they were and are better than % { ' ' others. Always the watchword in the factories of the house has % f, been, " The best is the cheapest. " The effort to excel has never X I I ceased. 4, % % t, Examples of our products, the superiority of which is every X X vhere recognized without question, are: i t t t t i t f T T Porcelain Teeth " R.evelation " Burs • • •5 ' % New Model Wilkersorv Chairs Moss Fibre Gold Gold Foil 4 Porcelain Bodies for Inlay and Crown Work True Dentalloy Steel Instruments, l! orceps Bo v Spring Rubber t T X Each of these is a leading article. The same superiority is ap- X 1 iiarent in the use of anv of the minor dental appliances whicli bears i f 1 1; the trade- ' g( -mark. The range of our manufactures covers ever - % T X % department of dental jiracticc, operative and prosthetic. Whatever || % X the operation, the tool or instrument for its performance will be $ X X found in our stock. % T t I THE S. S. WHITE DENTAL MFG. CO. | % J X Philadelphia. New York, Boston, CKicago, Brooklyn, Atlanta. Rochester 4» i J ♦ New OrIea.ns. Berlin. Buenos Aires, St. Petersbvirg, Toronto • The hpftt Ihiiifi tn jiiit Ini fur a niiini ilini ix (inoil firnltli. Ill iieus and aiitomohlles travel faat. u of n R COLLEGE PHOTOGRAPHY 1 MAKE A SPECIALTY A TIP : : SEE ME FIRST " ZUmN LEXmSTON SIS. I ' ii.TO.MD. SEE MY WORK IN THIS BOOK " EVERYBODY " Likes Berwanger Co. ' s CLOTH ING 8, 10 and 12 E. BALTIHORE ST. Clothing Tailoring Furnishings . . . ALL KINDS OF .. . TREES, SHRUBS, VINES, EVERGREENS. ETC. GROWN AND FOR SALE BY Franklin Davis Nursery Company SPECIAL ATTENTION TO LANDSCAPE WORK IN ALL ITS BRANCHES SEND FOR DESCRIPTIVE CATALOGUE SPRINCi SKASON. MARCH APRII- MAV FAl.I- SKASON OCTOnKR. NOV KM UK K DICI MBI ' R AGENTS WANTED WRITE FOR TERMS OFFICES BALTIMORE and PACA STREETS BALTIMORE. MD. S. C. riDalonc Hrtiet Ipcnnian IHo. 331 IHortb dbarlc? Street .Ifialtimorc, IINC. Amkkk AS I ' oKKMosr Artist Pknman i;ivis lessons in ill l ianclii ' s of E ' K.NMANMm ' ASi Art S| i ' fial terms lo tlie students of the various tiei arlnieiits of (lie rni ' crsit of Mar land RF.Slll.t TldNS. iKsnMdMALs MKMoKIAI.S. Diri.nMAS. Ci:ktifi( ATKs, Charters Titik Paces and evet ron icivable style of Pen Work elei-anily executed C. p. TKLCPHONC. MT. V. 314e-W 1)11 lint Kinir u free horse or a trilling trifc. VI Drai with tlie favlfs of others as gently as with your oivn. QUEEN OF SEA ROUTES " MERCHANTS AND MINERS TRANSPORTATION GO, STEAMSHIP LINES BETWEEN Baltimore, Boston., Providence, Savannah Philadelphia, Norfolk, Newport News Best Way to Reach All Points North, South or West Passervger Accotnmodatiorvs Unsurpassed Cuisine the Best Tickets on Sale and Baggage Checked Through to All Points W. P, TURNER. Gen. Pass. Agent A. D. STEBBINS, General Manager J. C. WHITNEY. 2nd Vice-President and Traffic Manager General Offices, Baltimore, Md. A man tJiiiiks hr knnirf, hut n iromtm kuoirs hetter. Conlcnt IX a good caterer, and can ma1:e the humbtesi meal a banquet. BASE BALL TENNIS LACROSSE AM A 1. 1, ( ) I III- K ATHLETIC SUPPLIES KERR ROLPH 304 PARK AVE. THIS IS A YOUNG MEN S STORE Lots of new stunts in haberilasht-rv tliat smart chaps deck with. The choice is bi , but restricted quantities of each thin ' ' to keej) ' em exclusive. ' iiiril liiid just unusual style here, ' spiTially in clothes. W ' e ' re the only folks in town who sell COLLE(iE HK.ANT) TOCiS the one clothintj built solelv for vouni; ' fellows. : : : : rt.J. $10 a nd Up QUALITY SHOP OF BALTIMORE No. lli; H. LTL K)Ki: STREllT, i:.AST HEALTHFUL BEER HELPS BODY AND BRAIN Nt) E HiriTKR. RICHER, I ' L ' KKR THAN ' GLOBE BREWERY " GOLDBRAU " A PALE. SPARKLING, REFRESHING TONIC Bf)TTLF.[) BHFK TO FAMILIES, TWENTY-FOL R PINTS. ONE DOLLAR BREWERY, HANOVER AND CONWAY STS. no I II I ' HONES. HK.ANCH (;. B. S. BKEWINd CD. I III- UiiijikI iiiiiiii ill llii iiiiilil .v III! ' riiiiiii for xi If ' iiiiniiiimiiil. HELPFUL ' Yiin ildii ' t rcMlly ln ' Iicvp lliore is any virtiio in tliat njedii-ine, do y(ui? " ■| Ivniiw this mncli; Oni ' liDttU ' ol ' it. .indi.-innsl.x- used, relieved me et ' insdninia. ' ' Inseninia ' . ' ' li, ' . it ' s -(iUf, ' li iiiedieine. " ' Yes: lint I ised the hnttle (d tlu-iiw at some cats that wefe distnfhin.n my sleep. " Cur $2.50 Hat Equal to Any $3.50 Hat Sold. The R. F. Hat. $3,50, Equal to Any $5.00 Hat Sold. REYNOLDS, FOLGER CO. Hatters, 3 1 3 W. BALTIMORE STREET, Baltimore, Maryland. BETWEEN EUTAW AND HOWARD STREETS. Charles Abbey Sons, FINE GOLD FOILS, SOFT OR NON COHESIVE AND COHESIVE, NO. 230 CHANCELLOR STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . l.Mfl; Twain h.-is adcU ' d two new maxims te the werlil ' s already v.-iln.ahle ((ill ' cti(in. Tliey ai-e as I ' di- hiws: " We iin ;ht never tii do wfon. r when peiiple are lonkinir. " .-uiil ' •Ne ' jientleman will (ell (he naked (ruth in the presenee of ladies. " 1 (■ yiin wouhl he |Min,u ' nt. he hfiel ' ; for it is with wm-ds as with snnhe.ams — the inia ' e they are coti- (U ' lisi ' d the deepef they htifii. — Soiilliii. The Lord would he pleased if a lot of people would take the paiUoeks off their iiufses anil put them on tlieif lips. A liinulreil men maJce an encampment, but it taket a woman to make a home. vSE BO RD Air Line Railway Shortest Line, Quickest Time to most North and South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and Southeastern Points. Excellent service and connections to the Southwest via Atlanta, and Birmingham. TWO FAST TRAINS DAILY. PULLMAN SLEEPIN G CARS AND CAFE DINING CARS ON ALL THROUGH TRAINS TTTK MANATEE COUiS TRY In Southern Florida below the frost line. The ideal place for the home-seeker and investor. Rich, fertile lands, delightful climate, splendid hunting and fishing. Reached via the Seaboard Air Line Railway in connection with the West Shore Railway. Schedule, Folders, and Illustrated Literature furnished upon application to . M. ' IIII 1 ' ()N I ' KNTHAI. PASS. AOT. CONTINKNTAI TKITKT BUILDING Uai- ' I ' Imokk, Md. W. K. COXKI.V.X QBN X KA8TKHM I ' ANM. AIJT 1 1«3 niVOADWAY Nk.w Yohk Miiiifl mill I ' lill llirir i}iiii riiri-lrxsnniH mill hliirliiilil filtr. M ' hat would a woman do with a secret if she couldn ' t tell it? Miller ' s Forceps C. P. Phone. Mt. Vernon 2438 Wright-Thompson Dental Supply Co. (Successors to H. S. Wright Co.) 235 Park Avenue Baltimore , Maryland Dental Instruments and Supplies Artificial Teeth, Dental Engines ' Vulcanizers, Qold and Jilloy Burrs Recut, Qeneral Repairing Dental Electrical Specialties and Office Furniture A. H. Petting Manufacturer of Blome ' s Chocolates Greek Letter Praternity Jewelry Temporary location 2 1 3 N. Liberty St., Baltimore, Md. Made by 1 he George Blome Son Co. Baltimore, Md. Memorandum package sent to any Fraternity Member through the Secretary of the Chapter. Special designs and estimates furnished on class pins, rings, medals for athletic meets, etc. Manufacturers of " Gilt Edge " Confectionery Established 1859 If if «7ir« were mules, hegyars might have more kicks comiiuj. XI I ' lay Is the work a man rforn tliat isn ' t compuJmry. BaLck ait the old locaLtion Caplt l. S600.000 Surplus and Undivided Profits, $20H,000 Wm. !j. Miller Jeweler 28 E. BeLltimore St. iDnntrrii au iRrrhantrs iX ' alunial ilkink OF BALTIMORE BrOkncK Store. 35 W. Lexington S(. .Ias. Ci.ark. I ' rosiilciit. L. Stroisk. X ' ice-l ' rcsidciil. Headfjiiarters for all College Goods in Cins. S. Mii.i.Kll. Ciisliicr. (iold and Silver. We niamifactiirc tlit- i;i)Wi.N 1 ' . Havden. Asst Casliicr. L, of M. Seal in Hiittons, Pins, Hat I ' lns, Brooches and Watch F " obs. Prices $1.00 A GervcrULl Boinklrvg Business Transacted to $10.00. Sold or Iv by ACCOUNTS SOI.ICITKD. Wm. J. Miller Safe DciMisil Itn.xcs for Itinl. 2H E. B tlimore St. and 35 W. Lexington St. frimi .S:;.!!!! per vf.-ir anil npwanl. JOEL OUTMAN CO. SPECIAL DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS, 112 to 122 N. Eutaw St. llgenfritz Studio SucccssoR TO Cummins Showing the largest and - » r 1 1 " YllvriTf ' lM ' T finest a.ssortments of -_ Z i . LnAllXU 1 i ' l o 1 . Silks, Laces, Women ' s and Misses ' Suits and Ekrliardt ' s Drug Store, Coats, Millinery, Oloves STUDENTS HEADQUARTERS. etc. - h; ■ tarry most everything; a stiidi-nt needs, e.xcept Also exclusive ind fashionable fixings hixiks. Liberal disroiint made tn V . of M. students. for men. 6.n W. LEXINGTON STREET, Mail orders promptly filled. liAl.TIMOkH, viD. Uraiu-li Post Oft ' ioe Station. lliiii- . It hiiiiiiil riiii iihiiiil iimi it fiill! l br ill Ihr lii iiiilji nf llii liiiinil liiiiii. UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND DENTAL DEPARTMENT N. E. Cor. Lombard and Greene Streets Baltimore, Md. BERNARD CARTER, ESQ., Provost. FACULTY, FERDINAND J. S. GORGAS, M.D., D.D.S., Pro- DAVID JI. K. CULBRETH, M.D., Ph.G., Professor fessor of Principles of Dental Science and Dental of Materia Medica. Surgery and Mechanism. jOhn C. UHLER, M.D.. D.D.S., Associate Profes- JAMES H. HARRIS, M.D., D.D.S., Professor of sor of Pro.sthetie Dentistry. Operative and Clinical Dentistry. ISAAC H. DAVIS, M.D., D.D.S., Associate Profes- JOHN C. HEMMETER, M.D., Ph.D., Professor of ° ' ' " " P ' -osthetic Dentistry. Physiology. CLARENCE J. (JUIEVES, D.D.S., AssociiiteProfes- T x-T -.Tnu vtrTivTOT ,- »,r ,, T ,- ■ ■ T, S ' " ' o ' Crown and Bridge Work. RANDOLPH WINSLOW, M.D., Clinical Professor j „, ur T t »ivt,v -., , rt « . of Oral Surgery. ' ' ■ " • HOLLAND, M.D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. T uriTAfTTc. t.- rTrrii A, . r. f . JOHN S. GEISER, D.D.S., Demoustrator of Opcra- J. HOLMES SMITH, M.D., Professor of Anatomy. tive Technics R. DORSEY COALE, Ph.D., Professor of Chemis- HOWARD EASTMAN, D.D.S., Demonstrator of try and iMetallurgy. Prosthetic Technics. CHARLES W. MITCHELL, M.D., Professor of H. D. FITZHUGH, M.D., Assista nt Demonstrator Therapeutics. of Anatomy. The Principal Demonstrators are assisted by sixteen Assistant Demonstrators. Special instructions in Continuous Gum, Bridge and Crown Work. Each year since its organization has added to the reputation and prosperity of this Dental School, until now its graduates in almost every part of the world are meeting with the success that ability will ever com- mand. The past session was the most successful one ever held, and visiting dentists from all parts of the country have expressed themselves as being astonished and gratified at the ability shown by the students when ojicratiMf; npiin ])atients in the Intinnaiy. Forniing one of the departments of one of the oldest Univer- sities in this cduiitry. its diploma is cviM-ywhcre recognized and honored. The instructions in both operating and mechanical dentistry is as thorough as it is possible to make it, and embraces everything pertaining to dental art. Th; " advantages which the general and oral surgical clin- ics, to which the dental students are admitted, as indeed to all the lectures the University affords, cannot be overestimated. The many thousands of patients annually treated in the University Hospital, and other sources, afford au abundance of material for the dental infirmary and laboratory practice, and the oral sur- gery clinics. The Dental Infirmary and Laboratory building is one of the largest and most complete structures of the kind in the world. The Infirmary is lighted by sixty-five large windows, and is furnished with the latest improved operating chairs. The Dental Infirniary and l.-ilioralory :irc (i]]i ' U daily (except Suiid.-iys) during the entire year for (he re- ception of patients, and the practice tVfr dental student -s has increased to such an extent that all the students during the past sessions have had an ahujalance of practical work in both operative and prosthetic dentistry. These means for practical instruction htive already assumed such large iiroportions that the supply has been beyond the needs of the large classes in attendance during the past sessions. The exceedingly large number of patients for the extraction of teeth affords ample facilities for practi- cal experience to every student. It has again bei-onie necessary to enlarge the dental building, making the Infirmary nearly one hundred feet in length and a Laboratory eighty feet long by forty-three wide. The qualifications for admission and gr.iduation are those adopted by the National Association of Dental Faculties and State P oards of Dental Examiners. Qualifications for Graditation. — The candidate must have attended three full courses of lectures of seven months each, in different years, at the REGULAR or Winter sessions in this institution. As equiva- lent to one of these, one course in any reputable Dental College will be accejited. Graduates of medicine can enter the .lunior Class. The matriculant must have a very good English education ; a diploma from a repu- table literary institution, or other evidence of litcM-ary qualifications will be received instead of a preliminary examination. All students have great advantages in operative and mechanical dentistry in this institution through out every session. The Regular ok Winter Session will begin on the first dav of October of each year, and will terminate May 8th. The Summer Session for practical instruction will commence in April and continue until the regular session begins. Students in attendance on the Summer Session will have the advantage of all the daily Sur- gical and Medical Clinics of the University. The fees for the Regular Session are $100. Demonstrators ' fees included; Matriculation fee, $5; Diploma fee, for candidates for graduation, .?30 ; Dissecting ticket, $10. For Summer Session no charge to those who attend the following Winter Session. Board can be obtaincKl at from $.3..50 to .$5.00 per week, according to quality. The University i)rize and a number of other prizes will be specified in the annual catalogue. Students desiring infonuatioii and llie ••ninual cntalogne will be careful to give full address, and direct their letters to F. J. S. GORGAS, M. D., D. D. 5. 845 N. Eutaw Street, Baltimore, Md. Dean of the Dental Department of the University of Maryland. If one man in a horse trade docs well, the otiicr man is well done. YOU KNOW IT 10 CENTS. CUDESAIL HEADACHES. BROMO SELTZER. DOCTORS niiiK ones use it after an exliaiistive period of study ( )|il cmi-s endorse it as an efficient, fiarmiess remedy. DENTISTS ri-ciiMimriid it as a relief for headaclie, nervousness and the severe stiain of the dental chair. LAWYERS take It after a hard fought lef;al battle in the courts. It |uiets the nerves and soothes the brain. And others take BKOMO SELTZER because they know beyond the shadow of a iloubt that it cures Headaches, Hrain-fag and " the Blues. " ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE IOC. EVERYWHERE MANUFACTURER OF TRUNKS. BAGS AND LEATHER NOVELTIES S. E. CORNER Lexington and Eutaw Streets VMii C. L P. -pHONt MT. VERNON 24eSF OLD TRU N KS TA KEN IN EXCHANGE REPAIRING PROMPTLY ATTENDED jfVir more flulltrii ii mini hnml-i liis iiifi ' . Ilir Imx lin uiniirii hi ' irill harr to iliii M i. . IV A fur lollnr nii an ovprcnnt is no si,i;ii Ili.-it tlu ' . v(iarer has an niiUersliirt. Never say you ilo not believe because you have no proof, liemeniber, that belief is the niotlier of faith ; faith is the father of eneriiy. and proof is a legitimate ehiUl. Start right. The things you say and do are used by tliose who see and hear them, to form estimates of you. Do careful. A heart to heart talk to employees is like oil on ii machine, while a calling down is like puttini; saiul in the gear wheels. Itecf twice boiled, an eneni.v reconciled, and ;i |iapir tli.-it luts rates .-ii-e good things to beware of. (.)nly live lisli ran swim against tlic in-rcnt. Sur- less always lies up stre:ni]. and it r(M| iirc ' s effort and study to reach it. R. C. BLONDELL LATE OF WARNER 1 CO R. C. Blondell Successor lo .Si ' KiiLi.. Hi.ii.ndeli, X Co. Popular Price Hatter SOLE AGENT FOR Wm. Carrick Son ' s Victor Jay Co., London WE ARE ORIGINATORS Hats, Caps, Umbrellas, Gloves and Travelling Bags v Ne Ng Note — Special discount of lU per cent, to our University, Collei;e and School patrons. 326 W. LEXINGTON ST. ONE DOOR EAST OF EUTAW ST. The Chesapeake Co. COAL Best Grades Only at Lowest Prices phones: C. i p. MT. VERNON 1858 MD. COURTLAND 1361 GLYCO THYMOLINE is indicated for CATARRHAL CONDITIONS in any pan of the body I.IBEKAI. SAMPLES WII.I, BE SENT FREE ON Al ' l ' l.ICATlON KRESS A, OWEN COMPANY 210 FULTON ST. NEW YORK MAIN OFFICE. 1518 MARYLAND AVENUE Ill Ihiiign conie to those who get tirrd ami gn after them. UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND SCHOOL OF LAW BEUNAKIi CAUTHK. KSQ., Trovost. THE BOARD OF INSTRUCTION JOHN PRENTISS POr., KSQ.. I ' li ' :i(lin};. rraitiif. Kvidi-iice, Damages and th. ' Law of Torts. .nuGi ' : THOMAS s. hakh. ' 111.- Law of Heal atul Li-a. cliuld Kstatfs. Trade Marks and Copyri ilits. .TriMJK IlKNKY STOCKHRIIKii:. liili ' riiarnMial I,aw. Cimtlict iif Laws. .VdiHirall.v. Exwutors and Administrators. •irixM-: HK.NKY I). IIARI-AN. Constitnlional Law and Domestic Relations. WII.IAM I ' lUtANI ' LV. KSQ.. I ' er.ionul Properly and Hailments and Law of Con- trails. RICHARD M. VKNABLE. ESQ.. (Jeneral .Iuris|iriidence. CiiiiiliK r iai L:iw and Slii|i| iii;;. .lOSKPH C. FRANC ' K. KSQ.. Cor|iorations and Klemeiitary Common Law. JUDGE CHARLES E. PHELPS, Juridical Equity and Legal Ethics. KDIiAR A. POE, ESQ., Lills and Notes, Sales. Suretyslii]) and Quasi-Con- tracts. V. CALVIN CHESNUT. ESQ.. Criminal Law and Insurance. JAMES P. GORTER. ESQ.. Commercial Law and Sliipidng. THE THIRTY-SIXTH ANNUAL SESSION WILL BEGIN OCTOBER 2. 1903 l-°nr Catalogues containing full Information, addrcs:4 HENRY D. IIARI,AN. Se retary. 1003 Calvert Ruilding. RALTIMORE. MD. A good vxany so-callrd matrimonial kiiotg turn out to be scriou» tangles. When a so-called vocalist murders a song it doesn ' t deaden the sound. Luther B.Benton Dental Depot 302 West Saratoga Street Second Floor Special Attention Given to Students Selecting Their Outfits S. S. WHITE ' S GOODS t • • • HOTEL RESTAURANT DINING ROOM STEAMED OYSTERS A SPECIALTY N. E. CORNER BALTIMORE and GREENE STREETS BALTIMORE, MD. MEALS AT ALL HOURS HUNT, THE TAILOR Formerly with Ashman 643 W. BALTIMORE ST. LATEST STYLES SATISFACTION AND FIT GUARANTEED Suits, $13.00 Up. Full Dress, $30.00 Special Prices to Students Ellerb rock Baltimore ' s Group . . . 22 W. Lexington Street Baltimore, Md. The hardest thing for a woman to do ix to deride lohen to start lirr thirtieth hirthday. XVII a man testa a coin Kith his teeth he bites the dust. Medical Bui ks and Students ' Supplies for Sale by VJtinn Company NEW YORK LOAN OFFICE JACOB LEVI lymihiirllrrii au talUnirrs •227 NORTH HOWARD STREET Between Lexington and Saratoga Sts. HAI.l IMORE. 668 W. Baltimore Street Baltimore, Md. LOANS . . . 1 o any aniouut on Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry and Merchandise of All Kinds. The same Hought and Sold. ::::::::::: llAKKV .1 K. riM N VaI.[KK C KAIKMAN KAUFMAN BROS. OPEN ALL NIGHT Williamson Watts ' Baltimore Dressed Beef PHARMACIES stall: No. 71 Lexington Market Drugs, Fancy Goods and Perfunnery DAILY IN ATTENDANCE Tei.ephonks: C. P., St. Paul 2416 A. Md.. Cmirllaiid S32;. Cigar BALTIMORE AND EUTAW STREETS HOWARD AND FRANKLIN STREETS oo... .. „ 4.03-405 SEVENTH ST. N.W.I BRANCHES ,, WASH.D.C. [1221 PENNA.AVe.N.W. J Special to the Students Those desiring Graduating or any other Garment, Fine Quality, Make and Fit, at prices in the reach of any one. : : : SUIT OR. TOP COAT . I. I)K TO OKOICU $12 $15 $18 $20 $25 Over ' lOO styles to select from. We have the largest estalilishinciit i)f tlif kind in tlic citx . (liir : : : GENTS ' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Will iiiti-ifst you. Special Fine Dress Shirt $1.00: regular 60c. Ties, 25c. S. COLDHEIM SONS 513. 515, 517, 519 EAST BALTIMORE ST. Established 1875 Cor. Frederick St. Iiri hrriiil of yaur turn in hitti r lliiiii a ro(i.s( fiain your fririiJn. An M. D. says dyspeplics would not " chew the rag " so much if they chewed their victuals more. THE NINETY-NINTH ANNUAL SESSION OF THE School of Medicine of the University of Maryland WILL BEGIN ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 2. 1905, AND TERMINATE ON MAY IS, 1906. Dui-ing the session there is a vacation from December 23d, 1005, to January ?,vd. lOOG, and there are no lectures on Thanksgiving Day and Washington ' s Birtliday. Clinical Lectures, introductory to the regular session, are given daily throughout September. FEES FOR THE FOUR YEARS ' GRADED COURSE. Matriculation (paid each year) $ 5 00 Practical Anatomy (paid two years) 10 00 Full Course of Let-tures (First Year) ........ 125 00 I ' ull Course of Lectures (Second Year) 125 00 Full Course of Lectures (Third Year) 125 00 Full Course of Lectures (Fourth Year) 125 00 Graduation Fee 30 00 If Dissections are taken in the .Junior or Senior years a fee of itilO is re ]u!red. Tuition fees are due and payable during October, and if the entire amount is paid at the Dean ' s office before Xovemlier 1 the tuition fee for that year will be .$12(i. Tickets for any of fhe Departments may be taken out separately. The fee for these liranclics is .$2. " ' ).ii0 each. The Laboratory courses may be taken by matriculates not following the regular courses. The fee for these is $20.00 each. NOTICE TO STUDENTS The personal expenses of students are at least as low in Haltimore as in any large city in the I ' nitod States, board being obtainable at from .$3.00 to $0.00 per week, inclusive of fuel and light. Students will save time and exi)ense upon their arrival in the -ity by going direct to the School of Medicine, on the University grounds, northeast corner Lombard and (Jreene streets, where the Superintendent of Buildings, who may be found at his office on the premises, will furnish them with a list of conifurtable and conven!( nt boarding houses suitable to their means and wishes. Four years ' gi ' aded course. Freijuent recitations are held through ' ont the sessions, and final examina- tions at the end of each year. Excellent laboratory equipment. Clinical ad ■antages unsurpassed. For catalogues and other information, address R. DORSEY COALE, Ph. D., DEAN Recipe for a steic: A trifle of fret, a pinch of regret, a cross word or tiro. XIX THOMSEN CHEMICAL CO, BALTIMORE . l:iiiur;irliircl ' s ;iiiil lir:i(lc|UMi ' lrl ' s I ' dl ' Sodiiiiii Pliospliatc. fly( osiill hitc ' . Sulphite. Carbonate, .liiinioiiiiiiii Phosphate. Preeip. Carbonate Copper. " Iron. ' .inc. .leetate Lead. Epson Salts. Glauber ' s Salt. Siilphurie Aeid. Muriatic " Mtric Acetic Etc.: Etc.. Etc. A. H. LEVINE THE DRESS YOU WELL TAILOR. We carry a complete line of the latest ef- rective fabrics for men ' s made to order clothing at popular prices. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS TO STUDENTS. I- nil dress suit, silk lined $80.00 Tuxedo suits, silk lined $: 5.00 312 W, BALTIMORE ST,, NEAR EUTAW. QUIT KICKING Quit kk ' kiiig just because you think The old workVs going wrong : Tliere ' s always :oiuething some- where Of happiness and song. Besides, you never made the world : Life ' s scheme is not your own ; Quit kicking; take what happens, and Just reap what you have sown. Quit kicking. When tlic jil.-iy is had Reniemlier what you ' ve lost Some other fellow ' s gained, and so In summing uji the cost We find that in the end we know What otlier men have known — Results ' ; We take tiiem as they come — We reap what we have sown. Buying a cow is like courting a girl. It is well to know the pt di- gree and record of her mother. A cow « ' ith a poor milk re ' ord cannot produce a heifer calf that will prove a pi ' ntitalilc milker. " Electricity in the atmosphere affects your system, " said the scientific physician. " Yes, " said the jiaticnt, who li.-id i]aid .$1(1 for two visits, " I agree wirh you. Iliere are times wlii ' U one feels over-charged. " HER RESPONSIBILITIES For her he fails, tor her succeeds, For her he sins or does his best ; She gives him the sweet praise he needs. Or blights the hope within his breast. For her he looms before mankind. For her he makes himself sub- lime. Or iihuiges, l)rutali7,e l and blind, 1 own to the oozing depths of crime. For her he holds his Iiead erect. For her he slinks in hidden ways. F(n ' her his speech is cin um- spect. For her he ' s loyal, or betrays : Behold in errors brushed away .Vnd in tlie things Ihat niak. ' for good. Whii-li multiply day after day. The trimiipb of her woman- hood. CASH DENTAL SUPPLY STORE, JAMES HART, Sr., Hanager. 419 N. Howard St., second Floor. Baltimore, fid. Established I88U. Md. Phone, 1502 Courtlaiid. Frank P. Marsden, PAINTER. 920 LINDEN AVENUE. Linden Paint Store. Fronts a Specialty. Au Attorney tells of a stuttering man named Sisson, who was arrangeil before a I ' olice Magislrale. " What is your name? " a.sked the i Ia.gistrate. " S-s-s-s-sis-s-s-ss, " began the prisoner, and then stopped. " What ' s that? " demanded the JIagistr.ate. " S-s-s-sis-s-,sis-ss, " hissed the stutterer. " His name ' s Sisson, " interrupted the policeman, who had made the arrest. " lie stutters. " " So it seems, " said the Magistrate. " What ' s he charge l with? " " I don ' t know, your Honor, " said the policeman, " it seems to Ijc soda water. " — Harper ' s W ' rchiii. Tkixpiiones: t Mn. — ( ' dirti.ank. 1711. ) i ' . I ' . ;ii.M " K. 111-. ' . 3 06. IB. Cook jTuncinl iparloit?: 1003 lU. Baltimore St. Coach StalMcs: 10=12 18 5. Schroc cl• St. 1008 = 1010 fllollmt? St. jfinc Coacbcti for SboiH i ' d. parties, ■uacPMufls, Cbcatrc6, parh ©rivc, v ' Cc. private anibiilancc at RoC»cratc IRatc. lHut5lcr JSros. Hii attractive line of fll cn ' 9 jfurmshuujs. llanM cichicte an mai m c a v i n o 6 love 6. V V V Sbcctinci anC Cowclmo at IRuibt pncc3. 210-21S 1R. IMowavb St. 5. Salabce 5v Co. West Baltimore Loan Company, 075 lU. Baltimore Street, Cctwccn Hrcb an fine Ste. Xibcial B vancc on IDcl•chan li?c of Evcrv Bct ' Cnption. - ■uaatcbcs an? ©lanioniJti a SpecialtB. ()| « ' ri from 1 A. M. h U M. Saturdays In 1 ' . M. Side Hiitraiiif with private waiting roimi. NABE alir IKiuilir llpriiflit N riiusi .Irsiinlili- r.ii ' li..iiii ' ii r. II-; iMiisiiiil |iialllli ' s liisnn- llic l«i si li- illlS. whl ' llK-l- Illl " SI ' llM-lioil 111 ' llllpll l;ii- .11- iliisslciil. I ' iMsi.iis Willi miisinil inclliiiilidii I ' siiM-in llif ihiiiiMlliv »( ic.ik- • f till ' KsAlli: I ' lANu f its ' III..VI :|l :iMi ' Ic ' .iliiri-- aljr SCnalir iBiymm (Braiiii riir hl;;lu sl iviiliiis i f nilisliiil iiihli ' vcmi ' ilt III-. ' .i|i. ' ii I., ihi ' i.wnor i.f This faiiums In inimi ' iii. II .ifr. ' i-s III .siimlli ' si nmiimss iialllii ' s nhi.-li Miiisli ' liins liiiv. " Iiiilu ' iio Minil 111 lii-iiiiils iif liii-«i ' i- sizr. I ' ll. ' .Mi.. .. ijiiwi. is llvi ' r. ' . ' t s. ' v. ' ii in.-h. ' s I. mi;. rlii- f.n- (•iiial.i::ii.- W . K H Ik ex. I.rrlir Bll; Mt. Roval and Md. Av. ' .; XXII -Yo iiHiu IK xo rich that hr ran afford to lone a friend. Gilbert Smith Piano Co. PIANOS AND ORGANS Sheet Music and Musical MercKandise 210 N CHAKLES ST. BALTIMORE ANDREW C. SNYDER ERNEST M, MANGER ANDREW C. SNYDER CO. Pork Butchers Fresh and Salt Pork, Hams Shoulders, Breasts and Sausajje of all kinds stalls: 10 RICHMOND MARKET 206-208 BELAIR MARKET 35 LEXINGTON MARKET. ALSO CENTRE MARKET FACTORY AND OFFICE: HcnECHEN AND BRUNT STREETS Maryland Phono Lexington Market Court. 431 Riclimond Market Conn. lilB Oftice and l- ' actory Druitl " in C. P. Plione Office and Factory 02 Market ' reieplione to be used nntill V2 noon and up to 10 |). nr Saturday If it ' s for sport It s Kere If it ' s here It ' s all right littl c joc ' s Baltimore and Howard Sts. Medical and Standard Book Company Fountain Pens and Stationery cheaper than any other house in Baltimore. ALL MEDICAL BOOKS KEPT IN STOCK Special discounts on Special Editions and Stationery 3 WEST SARATOGA STREET BALTiMORE Sisco Bros. FLAGS, BANNERS, BADGES, COLLEGE PENNANTS, v« v« CLASS PENNANTS, v? s s« FRATERNITY PENNANTS Ng 15 W. Lexington St. I 1 vv Tr,,.le Em hi em Copyriqhfed JS ' JU. ' ' ] 1 yfe S WV M m.m. . OTTSfiNGOS, ids Di estiori J ' 1 T ESIDESmakincthe host cocktail and furnish - ±J ins )t (iflighttul uniiiiaiic lur all wint-. s|.uit and smia heveraties. a table ' pmui hil oftlu- AIJj ,iI " s Anijostura in an ounce ti ' Hherrv nr swpptHTH d water (tffer lueals aflords relief and aids di- e.stinti. C. W. ABBOTT CO., Baltimore. Md.. U. S. A. The man nho tries to cusli liattrrij aliraijs finds if a fnnjcru. tloi r tlrfrrrrd miikctU tlir heart sick and the creditor annoying. Why not buy all your Supplic; from one house, when it is Headquarters. " « " " « WE ARE THE ONL i ' COMPLETE PHYSICIANS ' SUPPLY HOUSE SOUTH OF NEW •ORK: If it is a Surgical Instrument, or Appliance, we have it. If it is made of Rubber, we have it. If it is a Drug, Chemical, Pharmaceutical or Tablet, we have it. And not only do we have it, but we have it good and at a reasonable price. Mail and Phone orders solicited and receive prompt attention. You are cordially invited to call and inspect our Laboratory and Show Room. The Ringgold Reinhart Co. MANUFACl URING CHE.MIS IS AND SURGICAL INSTRUMENT DEALERS 208-214 N. Eutav.- St. Baltimore, Md. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED WITH RUXTON ' S Diamond Cut Black Ink PHILIP RUXTON (incorporated) INK MAKER To Particular Printers CKicf: 2W BROADWAY N. Y Ftlephones Keystone Main 4314 A B.II M.irkei 922 A F hiladclphla. Pa. Factory: BROOKLYN. N WM. C. LESHER, Manager Philadelphia Office 333 Bourse Building 77(1 lunriiiil li.ok xl iiii iildh x llic fiinrani xltii. 1 III iilid (iriiiiiiifnt ix apt to prodnrr cooliirKx. A scliiKil tciclicr liiixcil lilt ' onr.s of n piii)il a few il;i,v.s ;i;r:i. Till ' lid.v tdld liis niotlicr. and ilio noxt diiy I lie Ic.K licr ici I ' ivcd tlio following nott : " Na- liiii ' | ' i() iilcil a |iin|Mi- plai-c for II ' .- puiiish- iiM ' iit of a lioy. and it is mil liis car. I will lliaak uii lo use it liiMvaftrr. " ( i.v m (• ;• lull lull III Iriini al a niijhl xrhiml. You (-(111 rfirrlji (Jkcss n vonniii ' s iiiroinc hii lirr attire. UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND BERNARD CARTER, LL. D., Provost FACULTY OF PHYSIC (iKOIUJE W. MILTEXBKRGKR. M.U.. Kuieritus Professor of Obstetrics and Honorary I ' resident of the Faculty. SAMUEL C. CHEW. M.D., I ' rofessor of I ' riiiciijles and I ' ractice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. WILLIAM T. IIOWAKD, M.D.. Emeritus Professor of Diseases of Women and Children and Cliidcal .Medicine. ISAAC EDMONDSOX ATKINSON, M.D., Enierilus I ' rofessor of Tlieraiieutics and Clinical Medicine. II. DORSEY COALE. Ph.D.. Professoi ' of Chemistry and Toxicology. RANDOLPH WINSLOW. M.D.. Professor of Surscry. L. E. NEALE. M.D., Professor of Obstetrics. (HAS. W. MITCHELL, M.D.. I ' rofessor of Diseases of Children. Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. TIIOS. A. ASIIBY, M.D.. Professor of Diseases of Women. J. HOLMES SMITH. M.D.. Professcn- of Anatomy and Clinical Surj ery. D. [. U. CIILBRETII. M.D.. Profcssiir of M. ' iteria Iedi -a and I ' harmacof;nosy. .lOlIN C. HKMMETER, M.D., Ph.D., I ' rofessor of Physioloj;y. JOS. L. IIIRSH, M.D.. Professor of Patholo.scy and Bacteriolocy and Visitini: Patholosjist to the University IIos|iital. HIRAM WOODS. M.D.. Profess(n- of Eye and Ear Diseases. .1. MASON HUNDLEY, M.D., Clinical Pr ifessor of Diseases of Women. THOMAS C. GILCHRIST. M.R.. C.S.. Clinical Professor of Dermatolotry. .lOHN S. FULTON. M.D.. Professor of State Medicine. .lOSEPH T. SMITH. M.D.. Associate Professia ' of Medical .Iurisi)rudenc( HvKiene and Clinical Mediiine. anil FRANK MARTIN. M.D.. Clinical I ' rofessor of Surger.v. ST. CLAIR SPRUILL. M.D., Clinical I ' rofessor of Surgery. .JOHN R. WINSLOW. M.D.. Clinic.-il Professor of Diseases of the Throat and Nose. EUCHONE F. COKDELL. M.D.. lloniirar.v Professor of the History of .Medicine, and Librarian. B. B. LANIER. M.D., Ass:)ci.-ite Professor of Principles of Surt;t ry. L. M. ALLEN. M.D.. Assoi i. ' ite Professor of Obstetrics. MORRIS C. ROBINS. M.D.. As.sociate Professor of Clinical Medicine. .TO.S. E. (JICHNER. M.D.. . ssociate Professor of Clinical Medicine. .1. jr. CRAIGHILL. M.D. . ssociate Professor of Clinical Medicin( . A. D. ATKINSON, M.D.. Associate Professor of Clinical Medicine. R. TUNSTALL TAYLOR. M.D.. Clinical Professor of Orthojiedic Surgery. .JOHN G. JAY. M.D.. Associate I ' rofessor of Clinical Surg ery. II. H. ARTHUR, M.D.. Associate Professor of Diseases of Women. S. B. BOND, M.D., Associate Professor of Genito-Lirinary Diseases. HARRY ADLER. M.D.. . sso( iate Professor of Diseases of the Stomach. MILTON R. Walter, m.d.. . sso( iate Professor of Histology and Embryology. CHARLES W. McELFRESH, M.D.. As.sociate , Professor of Clinical Medicine. DANIEu base, Ph.D.. Associate Professor of Chemistry. J. W. HOLLAND. M.D.. DeuKJUstrator of Anatomy and Lecturer on Clinical Surgery. Moiirii ix rcxiKiHsihlc fur loiKj mid tlecp-rooted enmities timnvp men. XXV I ' lir pixxiniisl (il III! IIS lilrn Ihr Kpols uf (in npplr fimt. The Shop of Satisfaction ' I ' Ik- iiiiiii llml lin.vs liis IJ THI i fioni iiiiy c.r MII.I.Eirs SIIOI ' S li ' cis hiiiisclt ' well- liosli ' il. Vr wiin ' t ill-;, ' !!! ' . IIdwi ' Vit. sllidllil .vim lipiil 11 siiil ill Mii.v lime, wi- luivc just wIimI will lill .viiiir lUfils. Kvci-.vtliiii l!i;. ' lil in II l{ lslll i;s. II ls Wli sll(ii:s. L. M. Miller, Balto. and Gav Sts.. 603-605 W. Balto. St. Formerly with Ashman... Eilerbrock, U . I n MOKIi ' .S KTL ' OIO ' T Pltntnuraphrr 22 W. Lexington St. Balto. Md. C. r. I ' hoiie . lt. Veiuoii 3.V.m U Palace Bowling Alleys DUNCAN BROS., Props. Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars : : : : 529 W. BALTIMORE STREET. jf ucbsbohle, " " p p- . . RESTAURANT . . Importer of Rhein and Alasel Wines 4 0:5 W. l.KXIN JTON STREET. THE DIAMOND WIlJiEKT ROBINSON. Propriet.n. Bowling Alleys. WINES. LIQUORS AND CKjARS. 519 N. HOWARD STREET. EverythinK in the MEAT line. Wholesale and Retail. Goods delivered free of charge. riaryland Beef Co. UKAI.KR3 IN Beef, Pork, Lamb, Veal, c. 633 W, LEXINGTON STREET, Cor. Arch. ( , r I ' h.inf ii;:. (.ilin..! . lli;!...i.|s i: ,- !ii.i|i;il.i;i a ' !:..!;! innqii.u silii)ss)iiiiiii .i ■i|(iim|ir. .iiiii. ' . |ii.i.i ' ,) i| |ki.ii;il -.uil .1.11! pin: AM!lii;i n|- " ' .V t " i. ' " I J ' ' .I1S ti»i |iui:s X ' i " " •• ' ; J ' 1 ' (I MMU ' MI -ill " p.». mi .1.1 .VMM] .1 X ll!l|l .l.lllllllllMI! . ||lljl.l. " ls,l.l .1 ■ ■ .) I.i) 7 1 (il :i;i PVi ajoujiiiBg IS wejng n pzC ' »odaa •S9!|ddns |e)U3G •3n3inoa a 03D U-188 puBIWnoo -pw X-6i0l uosiPBW ' " OHJ d ? -3 " Jjuspisja Ferrell-Kellam Drug Co., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS 1 28 Hanover St., Baltimore, Md. II is hiiril Id lir iininihir iiilli liiils mill In k i II out uf Ihr Iroui h. XXVI AIVs tvell that jells icell in the frjuf-eanning season. MD. PHONE 4021-B POOL KOOI I ATTACHED WELLS W. ENCK ... 0-A.FIli ... 8 NORTH FREMONT AVE. OlfSTKRS, CI.AMS A CRABS IN SEASON BALiTIMORE, MD. Jeffves ' 1Rcw Stubio 6 E. Lafayette Ave. Near Charles Only Studio in the city with a big skyhght for groups. SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS Established 1877 J. J. Landragan Students ' Note Books, Fountain Pens and a Full Line of Stationery 426 W. BALTinORE ST. Corner Paca Street BALTIMORE, MD. E. A. B. M. Watts WHOLESALE AND RETAIL GOAL AND WOOD DEALERS 1530 Maryland Avenue BALTIMORE, MD. CHAS. SCHNEIDER ' S (3etman Cafe 117=119=121 W. Fayette St. SWISS CHALET GARDENS AND BOWLING ALLEYS BALTIMORE .JOHN F.HANCOCK SON MANUrACTURING PHARMACISTS BALTIMORE, M D. Campho-Menthol Lozenges, LIO gr. IhancockI For simple sore throat and cough, acute or chronic phnryngitis and laryneitis. nervo-muscular weakness of the tlie voi e. coryza and in general inflammaiion and catarrh of the throat and upper respiratory organs. WANTED TWO BOTTLES OF HErRAIN. A Westpni congressman whose testimonial of a patent medicine has of late apiieareil in all the papers, has recently received a remarkable letter from a person who evidently thinks the con- gressman has the remedy on sale as a sort of congressional side line. The letter follows : " Dear friend statesman : I rite you the nrliest dait to he so cind as to do me a fafor. I haf trid all cinds of patent medisin for heart decetse an no .avail. I red your little pome on Hart tleces heginnin ■ ' ' The hart which s.-id tuniultns lieets, with throbs of keenest pain wil oft recover its defects Thro ' n;itur ' s sweet refrain. ' " I now ask you to send me by return unile 2 oottles of your medsin naturs sweet refrane. I haf never trid an injini doc hut haf took all cinds erhs. Sen to reini. " P. S. — I will sen prise by re- turn male. " .V certain man, having reail somewhere that " Opportunity X.WII knocks (inly once at each one ' s door, " concluded to sit up all night for fear he would miss the c.-ill. So, while he was sitting ' near the door, there came a heavy knock thereon. When he opened the (hior a stranger seized him and beat him and took his money and garments, and chided him for lielng so easy. " But. " said the nnin, thinking to excuse himself, " I thought it was oii- lioi ' Uinity who knocked. " " So it was, " respondcill the other, " but it was my opporrunity. " Moral: It is better to carry your op- portunity with you. To a man icilh limilid mruiw llic ruad to contentment i» ixireil iiilli yolil. Md. Phone. W. 3861 WholcaU Max Kohner 221 West Saratoga Street Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry and Optical Goods oz. EASY FLOWING SILVER SOLDER Headquarters for Easy Flowing Solders in Qold and Silver SPECIAL PRICES TO STUDENTS W. ]. Chapman Coal and Col e " To Burn " Office : Sharp and Lombard Streets LARGEST RAILROAD YARD IN THE CITY VISIT... " THE CASCADE ' 5 and 7 S. EutaW St. T roprietor THE better class of patients demand as much iif ilie dentists oflice as of the dentist. Thcv patronize only offices which show uHideni o niipnient. Aniotii; otiicc ctinipment the chair and entrine make the k ' lciilesl imi ressions. No oilii-r dental chair so favorably impresses ilii- patient or so well serves the dentist as the ' olunibia. Its L ' racefiil lines, tine finish and restful form cidiirneiid it to the patient, while its I eliahiliiy. easy and silent operation and adapt- ibihty to every need endear it to the tientist. Anioni; dental engines Cohnnbia Klectric l-nt:ines are easily lirst. They are hiyhly orna- mental, convenient, noiseless, under instant iiintiol. and have a wider raiik ' e i»f action than .my other elictric enyine. ' I ' hey are made for liriect, altcrnaiini, ' and storage battery currents. The most prominent tool in the laboratory IS the lathe. Columbia I-llectric Lathes have in the laboratory IS the lathe. Columbia I-llectric Lathes have l etter bearink ' S. wliler ranee of siieccl. and more ' ■onstant power than any other electric lathe hey are noiseless in operation. and so Columbia I IIC ill .■ IUIIM. H ' «S III l»l»fl .11 pleasini: is their appearance tliat i v-.tniiiii Kleciric Lathe almost furnishes a laboratory Our easy terms make it possible for you to have these modern Dental (Jflice Appliances. AH lealers are proud to show Columbia l ' . ' tni[tiiH 111 - -The Ritter -- Dental Manufacturing Company Rochester, New York ( ■i Iumbi.T riiaivN, l- " ,leclt if l ' .i i;iiu ' s .irnl l.iithrs received the Cinld ;»le Aw.inl al llic ! .(niisi.Tna I ' nrrhase r " xiM stli«»n Ciniiix ijits tliv linnliiihl. hut liiittlr gets the doltam. XXVIII 7 ' o rrr ,s- Jiiiiiiiiii: to rrfrdiii from xni iiiii " tnlil i nn sn " ix flifiiic. UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL SOUTHWEST COR. LOMBARD AND GREENE STS. BALTIMORE, MD. THIS Institution, ii cut (if which iippears on I ' agc 3(t. most i)lf:is:uitl,y located, the comforts and caiia -it.v of which have uiidei-j,rone great develoimient to meet the increasluf; demand.s of patients, is fitted witli all modern conveniences for the successful treatment of Jledicine and Surgical Diseases. A pleasant feature of the new TTniversity Hospital is its " Sun Parlor. " Its Medical Staff comprises the Faculty of the University, and the entire management of the Institution lieing under the direct supervision of that hody, the sick may rely upon en.ioying the benefits of a hospital as well as the comforts and privacy of a home while seeking treatment for medical diseases and undergoing surgical operations. 10s]iecial attcntidu is called to the Lying-in Deiiartment of the Hospital, and the thorough jirivacy given diu ' ing continenients. When persons are compelled to leave their country residences to seek iirofossion;il as- sistanie in Baltimore, no Institution offers greater facilities than the rNivEissiTY Hosi ' it. l. which presents among oth( r adv.-intages. that of having Fourteen Kesident I ' hysiciaiis. ajit ' ointed by the Me li -al Faculty, all of whom are usuall.v — half are alwa.vs — in the building to carry out the instructions of the Professors. Board in wards. .f7. i(l iier week ; lioard in |irlv; te rooms. .f14.(i(l to .$2.S.0(i ]ier week. MEDICAL STAFF OF THE HOSPITAL SURGEONS rUOF. R. WINSLOW, AI.I . rUOF. T. . . ASIIBY, iNLD. ntOF. IIIUAAI WOODS, M.D. I ' UOF. FKAXK .MAKTIX, JI.D. I ' UGF. St. CLAIK SPRUILL, JI.D. PROF. .T. M. HUNDLEY. M.D. PHYSICIANS PROF. S. ( ' . CHEW, M.D. PROF. C. W. MITCHELL. .M.D. PROF. ,1. S. FULTOX. M.D. PROF. .J. C. HEMMETER, M.D. PROF. .J. E. GICHNER, M.D, PROF. .J, M, CRAIOHILL, M.D. For PROF. A. D. ATKIXSOX. M.D. PROF. CIIAS. (;. McELFRESH, M,D. ftu-ther [larticulars apply to ARTHUR M. SHIPLEY, M.D., Superintendent. UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL TRAINING SCHOOL FOR NURSES Under the guidance of the Superintendent, the puiiils of this school are instructed in all tliat iiert.-iins to Scientific Xursing. Let-tures are delivered to them by the Faculty of Physic. For circulars and information about the Training School, address ' Jliss Xellie Fliinag;in. Suiierintendent of Nurses, Maryland University Hospital, Baltimore. Md. ARTHUR M. SHIPLEY, M. D., Superintendent. Many a slip ' ticixt the heel and tlie empty hanana. II iiixhvx ircic liursis iiiihatlti noiihl hiiiiij to a sttirrl-cir xtiiii). hirp your loiigur icithiii your tvrlli anil your pence iriiliiii i oiir yiirsc. xxx If you fear that people will know, don ' t do it. THIS BOOK BOUND BY MOORE CO. BooJ binders 2 and 4 W. LOMBARD STREET Baltimore, Md. We do anything in the Bookbinding line. Benjamin Co. B ANKERS d ROKERS . . . 420-422-424 E. Fayette Street, Near Gay Street BALTIMORE. MD. LOANS MADE WATCHES, ON DIAMONDS, GOVERNMENT JEWELRY, BONDS, SILVERWARE AND THE SAME BOUGHT AND SOLD. No Goods Sent C. O. D. Chas. R. Deeley DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF Dental Supplies 1 1 1 N. Liberty St., Baltimore, Md. s: 3: c 3: Arniicii arc maintained for years to he used in a single day. There ' ll a differenee heticeeii being friendly and hehuj fnmiliar. Eutaw... House iAmkkican and Li Kori an 1 ' i.ans) Laddies QLtid - c c Gentlemen ' s - - 1 C C h P. HLRliliRT, Manager FRANK L, LECOMPTE. Vicc-Pres and Gen. rigr. Neudecker Tobacco Co. 701-703-705 E. LOMBARD ST. BALTIMORE, MD. Largest Line of Cigars IN THE SOUTH At Rock-Bottom Prices Sole Agents for ihe Following Clear Havana Cigars; MaRnifica de Key West, El Principe de (jales and Neutoco A Complete Liiu ' of EL BELMONT CLEAR HAVANA CIGARS 10 Sl cv The largest line of ImporteJ Cigars in Baltimore . . . M. CURLANDER . . . LAW BOOKSELLER. PUBLISHER AND IMPORTER 225 N. Calvert St., Baltimore, Md. Pi fii isitKR ok: — The A iiiinliili il Miiijihiiiil Hiiiiiils. Hiiiiillii ' x Miiriildiid Itiiitst. lilli I ' s Miiiiiliiiiil i ' .iiiiilil I ' lnci ihirr. ( ' iinii ' n I ' iinii ' inul l ' i( n ih nts, l- ' rnnrf tni ( ' itrintntliitiis. I ' lii l is ' .hiihliiiil I ' .iiuitll. Iliiisiriiiiiii r ' n liiiiiiil Wdiiirn in Mnriiliniil. iiltiiii ' s fiiniiiKil llrii fs. Iliiilrli ' s Ciiii liil iif .iiiiliiidi Dici iiinx In Press: — TihIiiiiii iihirii Linr of Marilhinil. H.v I;ih;aii II. Cans, c.r llir i::illi ;• Pur. A hirp- jisM.iil lit ..I ' :ill I.i ' iil l ' iililir:itii)iis. :is w.-ll ;is ,ill the Test lin.iKs used Ml llir riiivcrsilj- iil " Miiiyliiiiil SchiK.l of I,:nv. loiisliiiill.v nii lijiiltl. He ichose face (jives no light shiili )ierer hecomc a .-tar. FIRST CLASS.... Sharping and Hair-Dressing : : : : : Saloon. : : : : : GEORGE WEY FORTH, Proprietor. 531 W. Baltimore Street, ' Popular Brands of Cigars. ( Itimote, Md. A. T. JONES SONS, Formerly 413 E. Baltimore St. Costumers for Hask Balls, Operas. Plays, Tableaux, etc. Full Dress and Tux- edo Suits for Hire Temporarily at 7 17 N. EUTAW STRKKT. " RESERVED. PERKINS PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIO. Special rates to Students. New LocatJDn 2 14 NORTH C H A R r. K S . WHAT THE SEOKET WAS. " WliMt is the secret of success? " uskeit tiio Spliinx. " I ' usli. " sjikl the Button. " Take pains. " said the Window. " Never he led. " said (lie Pencil. " He up to date. " said the t ' alendar. " Always keep cool. " said the Ice. " Xever lose your head, " said the Barrel. " Do a driving business, " said the Hainnier. " Aspire to greater things. " said the Nutmeg. " Make light of everything, " said th " Fire " Make niucli of small things, " said the Micro- scope. " Never dii anything off-haml, " said the Glove. " Spend nnich time in reflection, " .laid the Mir- ror. " Do the work you are suited for. " said the Flue. " (Jet a good pull with the ring, " said the Door- Bell. " Be sharp in your dealings. " said th Knife. " Find a good thing and stick to it, " said the (Jlue. " Trust to your stars for success, " said the Night. " Strive to make a good impression, " said the Seal. The Lynchburg Dental Depot OF- LYNCHBURQ, VIROINIA. Offers to the busy dentist of the Central ;uid West- ci-n porlions of Virginia, the E;istcrn parts of Ten- nessee, Southern West Virginia and Western North Carolina facilities no other dejiot can offer, in the way of quick delivery of everything he may need in the way of Dental Supplies. Our aim is. and has always been, to give our ustoniers the cr f licut ()Ooil.s ill tlir rerji .v o 7f.v time i0.s. ' 77)?r. We carry a full up-to-date stock. A ' e are in the busi- ness to stay, and will always serve yon right. If you make hay wJiile the sun shines, very little grass mil yrnic inuler i oiir feet. He who fighia and runs atcav ic ' ' i " vf to run another day. University of Maryland. Department of Pharmacy. (Maryland College of Pharmacy.) 1841 = 1904. Faculty of PKarrrvacy. WILLIAM SLMON. Pll.D.. IJiM ritus I ' l-orcssoi ' of Cliomistry. CUAKLKS CASI ' AIM. .In.. I ' n.C. I ' l-iilVssiir cif ' riiccii-( ' li " il iiml Ap|ilii ' ' l rii:ii ' iii;ii-.v. 1)A ID M. K. (TI-HKiyril. A.M.. I ' ii(;. M.I .. Professor nl . l;iliTi;i . lciliiM. r.iplaiiy ami I ' l]:iriiiariiij;Miisy. UANIKL HASH, I ' ll. P.. I ' mfi ' ssor (if ( ' lii ' iiiistry .-iiid ' i ' L ' rt:ililc I listdlo ' y. iii:m;v r. iivNsox. i ' ii.(;.. I ' l-orcssiii- c.r 1 )is|iriisin ' ami I ' uiiiniiTiia I riiarinai ' V. Adjvinct Faculty. ciiAKi.i ' .s . ' (ii. iii r. I ' ll. ;.. . ssiiciali ' I ' lMifi-ssor of I ' lianiiacy. I ' OIIN I ' . I ' lUlKTT. I ' li.C. . ssociali ' I ' lofcssoi- of .Materia Mi ' clii-a ami lioiauy. 11. .V. ii. i r. M. (;. I ' li.c. .Vssoi-i.ali ' rrofrssor of ( ' hciMistry. IIKNKY L. ' ritd.Xi:!.. I ' li.i;.. ncinonsliatoi- of Clicmislry. l " l!. . " rZ N.WI.DK. I ' ll. I!.. |)i-iiioslrator of DispiMisiii;;. i:. 1 ' . Ki:i.I.V. I ' I iaiMiiislralor of I ' lianiiaiy. Tlif Slxly-si ' i-diid . iMiiial Session will lieyiii Oetolieil. r.m. ' i. I ' or Ciilalociie eoniaiiiiii:: full inroriiialioii. .•iildress CHAS. CASPARl, Jr., Dean Till- until iniji In l((irc il friiiid is to lir niir. The numher of a man ' s widows will lye in proportion to the size of his estate. SHARP DOHME (EhTABI.ISHEU ISOUj Offer the medical and pharmaceutical professions the benefit of 45 years ' experience in the per- fection of pharmaceutical preparations and processes. The result of this experience developed from a retail pharmacy the present extensive laboratories occupied by us in the heart of Baltimore, and enables us to offer the medical and pharmaceutical professions the following extensive line of pure standard pharmaceuticals and specialties : Fluid, Solid and Powdered Extracts, Sugar and Gelatin-coated Pills, Enteric Pills, Instantly soluble Hypodermic Tablets, Granular Effervescent Salts, Lozenges, Elixirs, Wines, Syrups, Cordials, Tinctures, Ointments, Oleates, Okoresins and Emulsions, Soft Elastic Gelatin Capsules, Pressed Herbs. SpEci.xltii ' S: — Antiseptic Disks (green or white). Antitoxins and all other serums. Benzothymol (antiseptic solution). Bo-Car-Al (antiseptic and dusting powder). Ceralin (10% boric acid ointment). Epinephrin (suprarenal pressor principle). Ergotole (non-nauseating and non-irritating Ergot). Ferro-Manganese Peptonate, plain or with Arsenic or Cascara. Gh ' cerophosphates Comp. (a nerve cell food). Lapactic Pills (small, sure, non-griping). Lithiated Sorghum Comp. (for cystitis). ; Iel-Alaroba (alterative, anti-rheumatic). Ovaritone (ideal uterine and ovarion tonic). Pan-Peptic Elixir (perfect, ]5alatable, digestive). Sal-Laxa (effervescent aperient). Santalets (santal oil capsules). Sodio-Phos. (for gall stones). Tonic Beef (predigested liquid food). Tonic Hypophosphites (tissue builder). Un2;uentum Terralis (mineral poultice). Special and Private Formulas of all kinds estimated u]ion and made in any quantities. SHARP DOHME Chicago. St. Louis. ' llALTIMORE. New York. New Orleans. Atlanta. Lrt him that xfuiiilrth put take hrcil Irnt thcii lall. XXXV You iiiuu lead iiii iikx Io hiioirliiljir. but you cannot make him think. A RUBBCB. I ' -?. ' STEEL AND BRASS Engravers, Printers. ,5 leirs.S si Stati oners, - rf Check PUNCHES. J ltr f lALpLATt5y KrM ' Lithographers Blank Bookmakers. TELEPHONES Baltimore. ' I ' Ik iii ' iiiiliiH iiKiil IIIISI-. 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