University of Maryland School of Pharmacy - Terra Mariae Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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To the First Graduates of a New Century are these pages dedicated: To our Doctors, may they ever preserve a judicious mortality and confute the Nialthusian theoryg To our Ldwyers, may they find " retainers," " refreshers " and " retirers " from all the fortunes of love and war to which the flesh is heirg - To our Dentists, may they preserve the molars of a century to facilitate a perpetual "chewing of the rag." 13 .it " l,,1l , ""'.. r", 9' F0 ,I f , i Q' m.HV"'IUIIn X I .P 1' nullI!I"'. ,E Q g - in UU mmmumm N H I , 'Fi9f1:NJ:-1-J I!4YllllNWW L 7' 'z 0 a ' V Q ,ls 'fn Egg , K U11 4NI i'i'1'm1f'- XII " N i m.. H ? F if Y I x Ln 1 E - illg l,1,Qw,f Niw- s un higgTTHM w LEf? 5 ' ' uri? gi-..5y,, 'A X I., f X . if ,l' x xx , i E:-Z lf' X? .-. , , 1 1 ,1!',, -'fl,q,l,f Il I 4 1- 'FAI , E' A.: - ,5:A .Wu "l.. nm , . .VV vo. vf "fm, 'r '- - U I 1 SAI' 1 o 1 . s' r I' W- 1 V Y ' . ' u..p -. - J ' '1'7f . ...qv .s0.'9, IHA . 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'.- J u .l ,'4 IV 7 -.f ' 'HC ppm' nn :y L .- - -'Ali '.-4.4, ' A ,A 4' Jn' J t 4 1 1 I In" 35. K, 1e,E...,!,.' T, . x4 A. , , V - 1 J - .,,. . , I I '1 1 ' -n s ' 57 ,.:" ' ' m 1 , R . 1 , ,G 1311. V -Linh? " -.v 1 , . vt v- ' ll i or . ,J M53 ..p -d.,. 45. : ',:, NHT Nh' ag 'K , ' -' , JI-1. ,'ol' J' . -",. . 'H 'ffz' --V , X, . . . . W : ,. . S . 1 " 1- ...u s'. 4. Agn I . . K, 12':."VhJ3"fi .-f., l x f uv I ' '-1.51,-C, ' .F . ,, ' A 9 'a' , ,I -h nA.'.. J f 1 5. .rv ,Iii I ' " ,A-,sw reface. ITH each succeeding edition of " BONES, MOLARS AND BRIEFS," the work attendant upon its publication is materially increased. After their election, the present Board of Editors found themselves confronted with a "condition and not a theory." They willingly shouldered the responsibility, upon the assurance of their friends that artistic, literary and financial assistance would at all times be forthcoming. Some of our friends, long on promises, but short on the fulfillment, seem to have forgotten us, and we applied in vain for writs of specific pefyformnnre, and mandamzfs would not lie, feven where we had toj. lt has been our aim to gather only those happenings of our College life, that will ever awaken the pleasantest memories of the past, and in future years, when cares and responsibilites have furrowed your brow and left their silver threads among your rapidly thinning locks, if these few pages should serve as the connecting link between the future and the happypast, then will our mission have been fulfilled. This volume fin size at leastl is not intended as a model of literary skill, lthe Editors think it best to state this and avoid delusionsl but rather a record of your many victories and few defeats in the field of Athletics, Medicine, Dentistry and Law, together with a few of the accidents and incidents, that can not well be divorced from the pleasures and struggles peculiar to these few years of our lives as under-grads at " Old Maryland." It has been the aim of your Board to do the best it could under existing circumstances. lf you are satisfied, you are, if you will excuse the expression, Udeaa' easy,-" if you are 1101, you share the satisfaction of having much company. EDITORS. Lfilf BALTl" E D AN ALUMNUS IN OFFICE, . AN EFFUSION, . . A REYERY, A TRAGEDY, Ax EPITAPH, ....... . ANNVAL LAW BUGGET OF UNIVERSITY OF DIARY- LAND, ....... . . A LECTURE BY PROF. SMART ALECK OF UTAH UNIVERSITY, . . . ATHLETICS, ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION, . BASEBALL, . . . FOOTBALL, . TRACK TEAM, . . . BANQI'IeT AT ALTAMONT HOTEL, . Box' GRADUATE ,... BOARD DF REGENTS, CLINICAL ASSISTANTS, C0l'l'ER,Tl1E, . . . CAISI-1 CELEIIRE CLASS Igoo, . CLVIIS AND URGANIzAT1oNS, . DENTAL DEPARTMENT, . Class 1900 : HISTURY, BIIQMBERS, . UFMCI-3RS, . I'Rm'IIIac'Y, . HHINIIS, L! -,..,..1.Y BALTI S., DQAQSE Cf UEHIAL SULGERY Contents. PAGE. 170 164 150 95 IIS 146 ISO 27 28 32-34 31 35 106 160 23 26 54 152 53 113-131 II6 120 120 I22 124 PAGE. Class 1901: MENIBERS, . 127 Class 1902 : MEMBERS, . I29 DEDICATION. , I3 DOCTOR'S WOOING, .... 112 DINKLESPEIL VISITS THE UNIVERSITY, . I48 EDITORIAL BOARD ,.., 20 FRA TERN1 TIES, . 37 KAPPI PSI, ...... 50 KAPPA SIGMA QALPHA ALPHA CHAPTERQ, . 39-42 PHI SIGMA KAPPA QETA CI-IAPTERD, . 48 XI PSI PHI ,..... 45 PHI GAMMA DALTA, ..... 52 PHI KAPPA SIGMA QALPHA ZETA CHAPTERJ, . 42 FACULTY, THE ,...... 89 FRATERNITY GIRL, . 154 FACULTY OF PHYSIC, 24 FACULTY OF DENTISTRY, 25 FACULTY oF LAW, . . 25 FRANCE'S LEADING CASE ,... I87 I DON'T WANT To PLAY IN YOUR XVARD, I06 JUDGE'S ENGLISH, ..... ' 175 JUST AS THE SUN WENT DOWN, . . 179 LAW DEPARTMENT, . . . 131-189 Class 1900: HISTORY, X43 M EMBERS, . 141 CONTENTS-Continued. PAGE PALE. OFFICERS, 133 MEMBERS, . 1oz GRINDS, 171 NOMINATION SPEECH ,...... 166 PROPHECW ' 182 ORGANIZATIONS OF UNIVERSITY OF MARY- Class 1901: LAND, - 65 MEMBERS, 138 BACHELORS CLUB, 62 HISTORY, 139 GLEE CLUB, . . 55 class 1902: SOUTH CAROLINA CLUB, , 58 MEMBERS, 135 NORTH CAROLINA CLUB, . 57 HISTORY, 136 B. P. CLUB ,... 64 FACULTY, 144 CAMERA CLUB, .,... 63 LEGAL ETHICS UP To DATE, n ' I68 YOUNG lN1EN,S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION, . 56 LAST STRAW, THE' 1 ' . 169 PROFESSOR'S PRIBIER ,..., 107 MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS, IOQ POLICE RAID' 95 My BOY BILLS In POE'S QUIZ ON EVIDENCE, . . 159 MAJOR,S LAST QUIZ, . . 186 PHI KAPPA SIGMA NATIONAL HYMN, . . . 44 MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, ' 65-H3 QUIZ ON CONFLICT OF LAWS AND INTERNATIONAL LAW, . 165 Class 1900: HISTORY, 73 QL'IZ, . III MEMBERS, 69 RADICAL CURE, III OFFICERS, 69 REPORT OF DEAN, . IO5 PROPHECY, 79 SENATE, THE, 162 GRINDS, 85 SAPO' ' 78 SOUBRETTE, 88 Class 1901: SUBJECTS AND DEFINITIONS, . 153 HISTORY' 95 STUDENTS' DREAM AND REALITY, . 'IIO MEMBERS' 91 STATE BOARD ExAM1NAT1ON, . 177 C1855 1902: TRIUMPH OF SURGICAL SKILL. III HISTORY, 97 THEORY OF EVOLUTION, .... 104 MEMBERS, 99 TRUE Gy HISTORX' OF CLASS ELECTION, 156 C1855 1903! THE BARRISTER AND THE BEAUTY, 176 IOI HISTORY, llustrations. PAGE. ATIILETICS, . 27 AND HE GOT HIT, 145 BOWERS' BAND, . . . IOO BASEBALL TEAM, 1899-1900, 32 Box' GR.iDUATE, . . . 160 BASEBALL, .... 33 BANJO, KIANDOLIN AND GLEE CLUB, 54 CLASS, 1900, DENTAL, . 115 CLASS, ICOI, LAW, . 140 CLASS, 1900, IYIEDICAL, . 68, 70, 72 CLASS, 1902, DENTAL, 128 CLASS, 1901, LAW, 137 CLASS, 1902, LAW, . 134 CLASS, 1901, DIEIJICAL, Q0 CLASS. 1902, INIEDICAL, . 96 CLINICAL ASSISTANTS, 18119-1900, 26 CAVSE CELEIIRE CLASS, 1900, . ISI COMING OUT PARTY, . . IO3 CLLIIS AND ORGANIZATIONS, 53 DENTAI. IIEPARTMENT, . 113 FAC1'1.Tv 01f DENTISTRY, . II4 F.-1C1r1,Tv 01- LAW, . 145 FACUI.Tv Ol LAW, . 167 I7.1L'l'l.'I'Y 01- BIEDICINE, 67 FHUT Ii,-xI.I,, . . . 29 If00'r IRALL TIALAM, 1899-1900, . 30 F14 151-L IZ1i1iR ,... IOS PAGE. FRONTISPIECE, I9 FRATERNITIES, ...... 108 KAPPA SIGMA QALPHA ALPHA CHAPTERI, 40 P111 KAI-PA SIGMA QALPIIA ZETA CHAPTERQ, . 43 XI PSI PHI, ....... 46 PHI SIGMA KAPPA, 49 KAPPA PSI, . . 57 GLEE CLUB, . 55 HUMBLE SUBMISSION, 109 INTRODUCING A BILL, 163 LAW DEPARTMENT, . l3I BIEDICAL DEPARTMENT, . 65 NEW UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL, . 66 NURSES SERENADE, . . . 76 OFFICERS, CLASS 1900, DENTAL, 119 OFFICERS, CLASS 1900, LAW, . I32 OFFICERS, CLASS 1900, MEDICAL, . 68 POE ,....... I79 PUZZLE-FIND W1-Iv HE FLUNKED, 188 ROUOI-I HOUSE IN SENATE, . 161 SOUTH CAROLINA CLUB, . 58 TRIALS OF A FRESHMAN, , 155 THE SOUBRETTE, . 88 THE FRATERNITY GIRL, . 154 THE LIFE OF A SENIOR, . 128 THE MAJOR, . . 186 UNIVERSITY AMIIULANCE, 105 EALTI D,x,r qw V ew of-S :ffwb 'J' Q 0 vga! Sufg-ery. Q., Qosthzsrg. ' QFLXQ4 X Vgntcstryg W 1 11 Elemenzw. Tes ee 17 9' ,he Domestic flaw Xfiealpr 'lang Cr-I o be '71- obsh '72 .Q I , 2+ 'lf Oo Jobaflab, 77th Pm ? at 'eff-5 99 4 9 af 4 "OZ S 0 04 ak, O x gr C 035 Praia 68,3 or cg A f S9 QVC ,fb if 4:1 W .di 4 xvalsxh sau C: anew 'V' 5 .go af Q? ,nwg 05 CP VL V056' :wb 000' Open Ov S V'-G 1 9.1 55 ev, 'io 04 '52 6 9' T9 59 gene '4L+ me J- Lewg E009 7-has is 5: YN? MMU' f'li5t0l0Q'X fvlogy OZJQA T '52 '5Jf.r, 15" Q , of : C'-,QT9 . Q aber O-Qty dzgvo Su ?Q'e-ny: B281 WS, 9' vc J' A7fa?.9iurg.e,,ya Twvzztioxwiu 0204, If Qbstovrncssn U'- J' Alb ip. JUr1spruaevvw'H5gg,S paagno N. . 0.5 8 iff'-va Practlf-9 Fgtowgggg ecology: Ga gigs? a glogd vow gd 'T' an in ' oarcl- df ditorg HN: , 'wi vs- . .,1,f I bgqtl E H' X 131 . ,-I J f' 1'rf .L , s, ,, " "1 O f Medical. Q 1. J. SPEAR, Baltimore, Md. . . . ED1moRlriv-cH1EF. ' .- - E. T. BALLENGER, . . . Tryon, N. C. J. H. FRASER, . . , -. U . Ggorgetovyitii Dental N ' c. s. BASEHOAR, .4 . .' .. . . , Littlestown,Pa. V 9 V , . ,. Ii. W. HAMMOND, ' Bolivar, Pa. J.. P. ARNOLD, . . . Galxiestown, , Law. . f'-Elf' . , I 044. jorm EMORY cnoss, . . . Liberrywwmmd. J. BI'BBQMILLS,' . 1 . . 1Baktimore, xMQg! Kf- EUGENE O'DUNNNE, Baltimore, Md., Enrron AND BUSiNESS,'M'ANAGER. .I . ungr- ' .F . gf 1 'fB3'2:'3-E , , 5. , . .W A 4' ,yn J 'VS fi , . ,,,,, 0 .l, ' Q Vp' lv' ' lrfs . 20 - f. 4 F3 t x Q l Iohn E. Cross. H. Fraser. C. S. Basehoar. E. W. Hammond I. Bibb Mills. Eugene O'Dunne. I. J. Spear. E. T. Ballenger. x J' 21 P. Arnold ,f? 0. 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" . 1.13, .J, ":7 ' z,.',' ' L . . .. , oarcl of agents of the University Of arylancl O O SAMUEL C. CHEW, M.D. HON. JOHN P. POE. HON. CHARLES E. PHELPS. FRANCIS T. MILES, M. D. LOUIS MCLANE TIFFANY, M. I. lt . ATKINSON, M. D. F. J. S. OOROAS, M. D., D. D. IAS. H. HARRIS, M. D., D. D. HON. ALBERT RITCHIE. R. DORSEY COALE, PH. D. RICHARD M. VENABLE, ESQ. RANDOLPH WINSLOW, M. D. THOMAS A. ASHBY, M. D. WM. T. DRANTLY, ESQ. A HON. HENRY D. HARLAN. EDGAR H. GANSQ F L. E. NEALE, M D. CHARLES W. MITCHELL, M. 23 C A D S. S D niversity of Maryland. O O BERNARD CARTER, LL. D., PROVOST. Faculty of Physic. GEORGE W MILTENBERGER, M. D., Emeritus Professor of Obstetrics and Honorary President of the Faculty. SAMUEL C. CHEW, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. YVILLIAM T. HOVVARD, INT. D.. Emeritus Professor of Diseases of Woniexi and Children and Clinical Medicine. JULIAN J CHISOLM. M. D., L. L. D., Emeritus Professor of Eye and Ear Diseases. FRANCIS T. MILES. M. D., Professor of Physiology an-i Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Nervous System LOUIS MCLANE TIFFANY, M. D.. Professor of Surgery. ISAAC EDMONDSON ATKINSON, M. D , Professor of Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. R. DORSEY COALE. PH. D., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. RANDOLPH VVINSLOXV, ISI. D, Professor of Anatomy and Clinical Surgery. L. TE. NEALE. M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. CHAS. W. MITCHELL, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Children and Clinical Medicine. THOS. A. ASHBY, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Women. 24 Dental Department. Faculty. FERD. J. S. GORGAS, M. D., D. D. S., Prof. of Principles of Dental Science, Dental Surgery and Dental Mechanism. JAMES H. HARRIS, M. D., D. D. S., Professor of Operative and Clinical Dentistry. FRANCIS T. MILES, M. D., Professor of Physiology. LOUIS MCLANE TIFFANY, M. D., Clinical Professor of Oral Surgery. I. EDMONDSON ATKINSON, M. D., Professor of Therapeutics. 'S' Law Department. R. DORSEY COALE. PH. D., Professor of Chemistry. RANDOLPH WINSLOW, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. D. ISI. R. CULBRETH, BI. D., Associate Professor of Materia Medica. JOHN C. UHLER, M. D., D. D. S., Demonstrator of Mechanical Dentistry. ISAAC H. DAVIS, M. D., D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry. J. HOLMES SMITH, M. D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. TVVENTY-NINTH ANNUAL SESSION. The Board of Instruction. JOHN P. POE, ESQ., Pleading, Practice, Evidence and Torts. RICHARD M. VENABLE, ESQ., Constitutional Law and General Jurisprudence. A JUDGE CHARLES E. PHELPS, Equity Jurisprudence and Procedure. EDGAR H. GANs, ESQ. Executors and Administrators, Corporations, Bills and Notes and Criminal Law. JUDGE HENRY D. HARLAN, Elementary Common Law and Domestic Relations. 25 XVM. T. BRANTLY, ESQ., Personal Property and Contracts. THOMAS S. BAER, ESQ., The Law of Real and Leasehold Estates JUDGE ALBERT RITCHIE, Commercial Law and Shipping. JUDGE HENRY STOCKBRIDGE, Admiralty and International Law. JOSEPH C. FRANZ, ESQ., The Law of Corporations. LOUIS ARMSTRONG, CRAIG BARROXV, . C. A. BECK, . . C. C. B1I.LINr:sLEA, J. F. CHI:-suomr, . C. C. CONSER, S. DEM.-XRCO. G. L. EWALT, . P. W. GREENE, . E. R. H.ART, . W. H. HoLTs'roN, . J. HfJl'I'AF, . A. C. Id0YT, . . j. Hvsnor, ISQQ, W. F. S.xI'1'IN1:TON, IQOO, R. KHLHT, . . . Clinical Assistants for 1899-1900. . . Md. Ga . N. Y . Md. Ga. . Md. . Md. . Md. . Md . N. C Md Md . N. C. Ya . . M cl V a W. F. Wxcx-as, ' 5 F "' kd 1-. ji- -1 1.. ... .ff n' 'E' 4 ' '-1 -.1 - ' '.1.-3-,TI .,.-'kfz F. LAVVFORD. . Md C. H. LEWIS, Md H. D. LEXVIS, Md A. A. MATTHEWS, Md. D. A. MEDDERS, Md H. A. N.-XYLOR, Md J. C. ROBERTSON, Md E. S. SMITH, Md W. H. SMITH, Md I. J. SPEAR, Md S. A. STEVENS, N. C D. E. STONE, Md H, J. STRICKLER, JR., . Md H. C. TULL, 1899, Md G. L. OWINGS, 1900, J. C. WESSEL, . . N. C . . Md. Lfiqf BALTlF.7Ci'iE Q Dam',4,L SWL y JW " W Z F-E ff'- lf- ,-Z Z "3 if lf 54, Qf li' . f X l if 5": , , .', l:i1',, O i , WW y 'Q K , ZA 57"kE iCAL. LDENTAL Dev'1'- - ' ',1 7 X mffm J. -, M.-. . .- , 7 W Q ' ' A f I V N1 - 7, mf 4 A ' R 1 ZLAW:HE fr- iilf M Z ' ' ,9 42 f in ' f bi if f f 1 I f '- r " f ,"f',.., ,K x' ' ' "' f E125 f '- . ff r.,'1feL1g42 ,.-Min .Af 5 ff ' W f-.IQDM i . If "n,':3fr': 'EH' 4 fi 1 X X , L . H H- f Q-:1: :V.T"2gs-.','jf.,ri?:,f:i, .'7yaf'ff':Eff:L?E"r U Mi! f f Ig f, 4? . 1 n 9 " . -,. .41 f W i?-1nfiwmY'T? New if 1 X Mx H " fifwv H A4 ' f . f- 4-.- + " , In 'MW ul' .ww-4!iw!nM,ff-Q- .:.- I sf W FN !71ii T . A. . 363562 ,: f '7f:??32i.ZZ21' f..- N"' , lg 'F '- . . . ,xl ,C - -sz ' - . .' " Q : ' ,-if L ' :,s 'is'-ff? -' 151' -f -,5N.!g, - . . - - - - ll , : -' X! 17 -ffxbf -- 1 x - Q i wjgyff- - . - - v 1 f1i 'i'?2"e'1 'g F SwwMfX,, i' H Tm- L- -Fir. M - . ff f ,,4,g, Mwwff 1 . sera,-he-fx K M 'X L -- -6 " 1V'Xf'V' -f 'Y - -"Lf'Lf 21 " ' if.: I 4 thletic ssociation. O O Officers. PAUL R. BROWN, JR., Med., IQOI, . . PRESIDENT. S. MENDALS, Law, Igor, . SECRETARY PHILIP L. TRAVERS, Med., Igor, . VICE-PRESIDENT. A. SYPES, Law, IQOI, . TREASURER Finance Committee. HON. H. D. HARLAN, Law, . . . CHAIRMAN. DR.j. R. ABERCROMBIE, ,95I Med., . ACTING CHAIRMAN W. H. DAVIS, Med., IQOI. A. SYPES, Law, Igor. MCGUIRE, Den., 1902. 28 ' - -. .E yxx, 'T S5 if , X ,af X - 1 ', ,Ig ' ,' 5 jf 'gli 1 11- 1 Zfggllr f,, 5 Jf' .7zxx: ,,- ' fn ' f - .Q f +35 Wfi: 77-ix- Xhz f.'!,x,.K5, 'lxu H 'I 1' 1 5 lg 1,-Q -, -' -fur!! A if 4 ' F516 L-ffm ff X91 ,farj -9. ."q,qW 717' 'jf ' xsya! nf fn! f 4 5Ksr'..:, 1,3 5 . , M. Q4 Q. Xu! Q ,511 F00 I + BALL f , X f 4 ' gQsW ! M f 1 . . ' 'I' . f', . ' .f Sw 'J Wifi ', , -' -yiQ:5?, ,MV , N, Football Team 1899-1900. 30 'vim - . H' 5 , Football, 1899 1900 J. V o McGU1RE2 A BROWN, O 0 ' ROGERS, 0 A I FROZIER, Y O SHELLQY, - O 1 Manatgie r, 9 X , . 4 - Substitutes , MATTHEWS Half Back, MANN. J Tackle, PADGET. SI .5 , K ' ki avg- '. ' Q' ' .Q , 'W 1' .to 3 v- ia ,e"if::.. ' , j ' ' H." .- ' 'i-'-,' ' , s r.: h ' L I 4. .gmt ' A -Iv x Y. 4. 7'fif"'o '- ew-Q Y X- 2" - 4. ,, . .3 w -.-- ' -:REP - N' ,vnu . ,as , 'f-4 -., .I-, -ol v ' , - .D -f ' :.j1-r- W Q- - I ..4,gK Baseball Team, 1899-1900. 32 f r 7l W xi i i ' iffy ' e e Wdff fff. I f , ,W Lvl A r I, X. "" f .71 I w' r .f::'f:f,. f if V',f'i. f fi I 1' fflfff li K I, A X, a , f ,mf ff. ' lf! lziqff, , F4,,Cyp.fri, . N,f 5 Ky , I, , ,l,l,AL'.li,,v' tex I , 7,3 ff ff . . V iw ig , A V L vi: gi ,Q-E?-ifargk ix E i Y Y gi f -21: ' """'f' ' M , f' 'rf if ,. a ,fe ,fgf -.cb ,4,41f-s-as 571. J f' 1 ff ' fo MX, ,ff ,f . Ky, I X: ' 1' 7 ii xfil -I QA, ff, f' Q ii J ld In ,. VI' X I l 7 X, f 1 X, f K, ,Z fgifyf -gfif . ,A i ,. , fl. LZ, 1 IYJ f .1 . 5 E A l 'ij -I i ' I X if s E? I-e---Y" 'TWT'-L e x ., , ,e 'a to X Captain, M. NI. XYHl'l'EHL'RST. Manager, XY. H. Hovsrox. . .2 ll bi, , V ii 7 ' , ,ff ' 4 Q x O M.-XRYL.-XNDS baseball teams are ascribed many glorious victories. Although l'fffXl'h.l f I 'dU' "'NI 'l d" c' ll'f l'1 ffl, rl, X7 V , X lAV y f 1 an or niveisity, . ary an is comparative 5 young in atl etics, on 5 taxing had V g 1 4' ,W . , ft' ,Xl a baseball team for the past four years. XVithin that time " we have not let the fly, fl , f.f,, , ,, . . ,I flhfr ll ,iff Q X. grass grow under our feet, but have made wonderful strides on the diamond and a record L' f ' ,. , ,- gf , ' . . . . . . N l l l wail' i that may be pointed to with pride. Having started with the minor colleffes of our btate. we fy ff, ai iff, 'I fl,f',f,f Q . . b . . . 5 ,QW-,f',f ,V l i 'tif now successfully compete with the leading Universities of the countrv. liarvland has proven -'QW' i' ' i .', i . R . ,- . ' ' , yy' 1 , herself to be the leading baseball college in the btate, having lost only two games in four . g' 1-x 2 'lx ,Q fl , , , , ' M , , fffgi l ll 'Wil . l years 3 a brilliant record, considering the fact that we had no team prior to this time. lr-flghhilpww Wyl' This year, as last, we have competed with the best colleges in the country and have llli' lllw MM won a fair share of victories, even, thouffh, all but two ffames were Jlaved on foreign soil. .W V, 1 X ,f, X V, Yf , , a rs l 1 5 'r4i2'i'f?fj'! lll Wil , These two home games were both won by Maryland. , jfgffrjfi fl , Maryland has always been successful in baseball, and this vear is no exception. Suc- .I ' ! LPI' 'lg' , li l ',' ' 'f f . . .- . 1 . f ,yi fiffy ,7 X lihiliyff ff ,A cess in baseball is much more ditficult for us to achieve than anvone not closelv associated . I ' ."'f ',, . . . ' . . ' Z?.l:g 147- Y 1' tjfggiflf with us would suppose. NVe invariablv commence the season under trying circumstances and 'Q A f i 'M l"' 5' " . ' - . . ' i . - . 3 'ff' r 'llifll +G.-N s., , 7.,. e-Ma ee- frreatlv l1ZilldlCZ1 Jed. The latter Dart of March and hrst of Anril is the usual time tor iractice -.mug Ak.. V, I U V M.-A arts, 6.xr,XXgk,,, e, . pi l l l 4 ' ii,- -" It HN and preparatory measures, prior to entering into annual competition. Now, it so happens that s'1 -' MQ-A--V , . - this is also the time when our final examinations are held, and, consequently, we have very little time for practice. Then, again, when the " exams " are over and the actual baseball season has begun, we find ourselves in another dilemma, a large number ofthe boys, through with the " exams," bid Iiarewell to the old University and wend their way homeward. This, of course, takes away from us much baseball material and talent from which to seclet a team. But never daunted nor discouraged, we have thus far pulled together, and bl, dint of hard work and earnestness overridden all obstacles and put upon the field a team that should ever be a credit and pride to old Maryland. 33 Our first sally was to the South, where we made our presence very much felt by winning six games out of eight played. Une of the two games lost may be, more or less, attributed to the fact that three of our men were left at Richmond, and, of course, could not participate in the games. 1 The University of North Carolina was the team we had our hearts set on scalping, well, we got their scalps and brought them home dangling from our belts, thanks to the " benders " and " shoots " belonging to the collection of Messrs. Minor and Brooks, for it took two pitchers to down our worthy " tar-heel " opponents. It was a hard fought and well-earned victory. It was nip and tuck to the last inning, in which we scored the winning run, after two hands were out. Score, Maryland 6, North Carolina 5. Our northern trip was not quite so successful, and, although we lost three games and won only one, we proved ourselves hard problems to solve. Each game was well contested, one of which fwith Fordhamj it took ten innings to decide. It must be remembered all these games were played on foreign soil, which all those interested in baseball know is a considerable handicap. At home we played only one game, that with the University of West Virginia, which we won to the tune of nineteen to six, a decisive victory. ' The most noteworthy feature of this year's work, was the fact that we clearly demonstrated our ability to cope with the leading colleges of the country. As to the individnal playing of our team, Alexander, probably, did the best all-around work 1 he led the team in stolen bases, was second in the batting average, second in fielding and second in run getting. Captain M. XYhitehurst led in fielding, and H. Whitehurst in run getting. Brooks was our mainstay in the box and led the batting in that department. W. H. Smith's strong point was in reaching first base, which, as the boys say, " he would do on the least provocation." He did this trick more than any other man on the team, he seemed to have a fondness for being hit with the ball. Much credit is due to our energetic manager, Mr. W. H. Houston, who arranged, very probably, the best schedule this University has ever known. Batting Order, 1899. M. WHITEuifRs'1', 2d Base. T. O'DONNELL, . . Ist Base. BROOKS, Pitcher H. Wnirrzntvnsr, . . Short. W. RADCLIFFE, . . Catch. MINOR, . Pitcher AI.Ex,xxIiER, . , 3d Base. W. H. SMITH, . . Left Field. GOODRICH, . Pitcher WLIITAKER, Centre Field. RICHARDSON, . . . Right Field. BULLUCK, Pitcher Ifniversity of Maryland , O Baseball Scores, 1899. Baltimore Baseball Club, 16. University of Maryland, I4 University of Georgetown, I5. University of Maryland, I9 Randolph-Macon, 6. University of Maryland, I9 University West Virginia, 6. University of Maryland, I4 Richmond College, 4. University of Maryland Gallaudet College, 5. Vniversity of Maryland, O Trinity College, 6. University of Maryland, I0 Naval Academy, 4 Vniversityof Maryland 6 University of North Carolina, 5. University of Maryland, Mont Clair Athletic Club, 3. Vniversity of Maryland 8 Bingham, 3. University of Maryland Fordham College, 8. Ifniversity Vniversity of Maryland of Maryland, 2 5 University of Virginia, Io. Woodberry Forest, 3. lfniversity of Maryland, I 3 Orange Athletic Club, 13. University of Maryland, University of Maryland 34 Manhattan College, 9. Fordham College, 6. rack cam. CALL for candidates for the Track Team of the University of Maryland, made last Spring by the Manager, Mr. Thos. S. Rice, brought forth quite a number of aspirants for positionsg and, after careful training, the men, as chosen by Captain Armstrong to represent the Varsity at the Relay Races at the University of Pennsylvania, and the positions in which they ran, are as follows : CHARLES E. MCPHAIL, . . First Quarter. FRANK M. WIDNER, JR., . Second Quarter. J. R. SHERBERT, . . . Third Quarter. WM. R. ARMSTRONG, . , Fourth Quarter. JOHN NIILLER, , . . . . Substitute.. On account of Sherbert's refusal to run, Miller was put in to run the third quarter. The team left Mount Royal Station on the morning of April 30th, 1899, and arrived in Philadelphia in time to partake of lunch, such as men in training should eat, and journeyed thence to Franklin Field, where they donned their suits to be in readiness to answer when they should be called. The description of the race was fully given in an article in one of the papers, from the pen of Mr. Rice, which read thusly : johns Hopkins won the race with the University of Maryland, as was expected, but things might have been more exciting if Sherbert, of the Maryland team, had not quit just before he was called to go on the track. He claims he had a cramp in his leg, but as he was not bothered with it after the race started, his actions were decidedly suspicious, especially, since he threw the team down in the same way at the 1896 games, and has been accused, on strong grounds, of acting in the same unsportsmanlike manner on other occasions. Sherbert's miserable quitting necessitated the running of Miller, who, while he did his best, was in no condition for such a race. It also took the heart out of the men, as they counted on the quitter to make up any lost ground. McPhail stuck close enough to Clark and Widner to Riggs, but Knapp easily pulled away from Miller in the third, leaving him a long way behind, and Armstrong was unable to make up the distance against Mullin. 35 J fi ' - .'., p-:Qu . 1 ,Xing N i' -Cgfilfif ' ,' 'ff After the races the teams were banqueted at Houston Hall, which forms a part of the University of Pennsylvania, and every one had a royal time. The Maryland men were taken in. charge by Mr. Stewart of the Class of I899. At the election of officers for the track team for this season, Mr. Edwin R. Stringer, 1900, was elected Manager, and Mr. Charles E. McPhail, ofthe same class, Captain. ' NVe lose several of our men this year through graduation and other causes, but we hope to overcome this difficulty by developing new men who have signified their intention of coming out and trying for the team. "1 zu O rv Ui 5. H+-l FR' 0'-1 U10 'US 3.4. :JZ 'EQU- mn :sa :Lo no X23 -gm rn Q: HST Ca go. 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X f f - , K ' 5,341 L tx 'f , ' UT Lf' 5' gil ' 1' ' 1 ,' ,f',A f' D' x f X X f A XXX-.1 H AU i'f V7-:X " X V f :fs - N - --f-:-.N X. ,x "-' ' k l - - ,,,-Q, x , I , - X - VIN M KI ' X I Q ' 'I , X Q-.4 !' I ' 'lillll l I 525 x , ,- 3,1 ' .--Iv f 1. ra ff ' jifgfflfx ' ,' ' x '-' X .gllllu V ANP 4 9 2 4" Vf. ull" f , -.K AV , X xr 21--J , , s-A A X, - - 4 X x Q ul' 1 Gut Fraternities. u.o o Kappa Sgma, . Alpha Alpha Chapter. Xi Psi Phi, . . Eta chapfa. CPbi .Sigma Kappa, . . Eta Chapter Kappa Psi, . . . 'Delia Chapter. Phi Kappa Sgma, . . .Alpha Zeta Chapter. CPhi Gamma CDeIz'a, . appa igma raternity. Alpha Alpha Chapter. O O FOUNDED UNIVERSITY OF BOLOGNA, ITALY, LLOO. FOUNDED IN AMERICA, 1867. ALPHA ALPHA CHAPTER FOUNDED IN UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND, 1873. Active Members. JOHN ERNEST DOXVNIN. JAMES GALDIE BUNTING. CHARLES ELLIS INICPHAIL. CHARLES WILBIIR MILI.ER. EDWIN ROULETT STRINGER. CHARLES I-IOXVARD LEWIS. DOUGLAS CASSARD. JOSEPH CHARLES JUDGE. VVALTER EATON ATKINSON ROBERT INIARTIN HOOK. WILLIAM HERBERT CR.-XVE JACOB FREDERICK SHAFER VVILLIAM VVESLEX' WALKER. Affiliates. ALBERT JENNINGS, Alpha Phl JOHN G. HECREL, . - Alpha Delta 39 Alpha, Alpha Fraternity 40 FRANK LUTHARDT. CHARLES ADDISON HOOK. JR. JEROME I'I.-XRRY WILLIS. LOUIS MCKIM KINES. JAMES RAVVLINGS BREXVER. WILLIAM MILNES MALOY. appa igma ratemit Alumni Nlembers. EDXVARD HUGHES SAPPINGTON. JOHN BRANI-IAM DEMINO. JOHN L Y. MURPHY. THOMAS STEVENS RICE. FRANCIS NI.-XRION WIDNER. HENRX' WHINNER NICE. JR. Y. GEORGE FRANCIS DONNELLY. EMANUEL JEROME ELLINGER. ELIAs OLIVER GRIMES. CHARLES SELDEX, JR. GARNETT YELVERTON CLARK. WILLIAM ROBERT ARMSTRONG. In reviewing such a magnificent past as that of Kappa Sigma, one, with the present limited space, is forced tO be rather meagre of details however interesting they may be. The period through which the maternal society has fiourished extends over five hundred years, years which have witnessed Europe enter into the great furnace and come out cast in a new mould. The Order was originally founded at the Universities of Bologna and Florence, by Emanuel Chrysaloras and Lorenzo de Medici, in the year 1400, and its birthplace was a fitting one, Bologna, the City of Letters. There, when the darkness ofthe middle ages was beginning to recede from Europe, some of the greatest names in history were enrolled upon the roster of the Order, and some of the most civilizing influences emanated from within its pale. On down through the Centuries it so made its impress on fraternity history, that, when in the year 1867, several of the members sought to organize the first chapter in America, they found a fruitful ground ready for the work. So the American branch was organized under the name of Kappa Sigma, at the Universities of Virginia and Alabama, and soon attained to prominence in the American Greek-letter world. The Fraternity prospered until the width and breadth of the United States knew the fame of Kappa Sigma, and to day over halfa hundred chapters exist under the name, acknowledging allegiance to the central body, many of whose members are adding their names to the already long list of those Kappa Sigmas who have arisen to eminence in their various sections and ages ofthe world. Although the Fraternity has a general representation over the United States, it is primarily a Southern fraternity, and has prospered the more in the home of American chivalry, where it was first transplanted into the new world. Since that time the strides taken yearly have been so remarkable, that, at the present day, the appreciable result, as above chronicled, has rewarded the efforts ofthe original members at the Universities of Virginia and Alabama. The present chapter at the University of Maryland was granted a charter in ISQI, and during the intervening sessions ofthe University, over forty members have been admitted to the Alpha Alpha Chapter, now the chapter is flourishing in a gratifying manner and is well on the way to getting into a chapter house of its own, while it has already taken its place as one ofthe foremost of the Greek-letter societies in Baltimore, and, consequently, in Maryland. Throughout the crucial period of the early life of the chapter the members have shown themselves in their true worth and have worked hard until the present members find the comfortable state of affairs just now the accomplished result ofthe continued effort. .1 I I 1 appa 1gma ratermty. Alpha Zeta Chapter. O 0 OROANIZED IN PH11.AnE1.PH1A, PA., A. 0, 1850, INSTITUTED NOVEMBER, 1899. Chapter Hall, 307 N. Charles Street. Semi-Centennial will be lreld at Philadelphia, October, 1900. GEOROE l'. BAGUY, IQOI. HENRY P. BR1lm1is, 1902, A1'G1'S'1'r's lf. BROWN, JR., 1901. C1..xR15xeE J. l'I.x'rOx, Igul. ,los111'A G. lI.xRx'1cx', JR., IQOI. 'l'11fmAs A. HAYS, JR., 1900. Members. H.ARRX' N. IQILMAN, JR., 1902. JAMES BICEYOYI Jn., 1900. ROLAND R. INIARCHANT, 1902. CHARLES H. M11,1,11c1N, 1900. CHARLES F. M0'rz, 1991. DJATTHIAS IF. REESE, IQOI. .12 ALEXARDER I.. SET11, 1901. C. BURTON SILANCE, 1900. FREDERICK J. SINGLEY, 1900 LEVIN STONERRAKER, 1900. JOHN B. A. W11EL'rLE, 1900, LOUIS S. ZIMMERMAN, 1900. Phi Kappa Sigma Fraternity 43 iv' W wa fe , I w 'I aw 44 V . -, I-'TQJ7 - , A.g . ' '. , -L-" :N -. - ,,-' ' - X". .- -3' ' . -,P '27 -A r - -dr' ,,"' 1' ' , , ' -- V ,f If-'-, F A4 ,fo , , -f Y Lf.,-03 g ,, ' ina' 11- f 2' , i". 4 , 'V 1' ' 4: '- 'is 1 " W W , h 5 33 1. 5 it . z- ., 5 1 Y- I . Z .' .fgs ' , ' J nm' Phi Kappa Sigma National Hymn. CTUNE, AMERICAJ I. Rise, Phi Kaps, Pledge with me Our dear Fraternity, Our Hope and Pride 3 May Fortune smile on her, May nought dishonor her, May God environ her, And be her guide. II. Ours are the ties that bind Hearts, soul and mind to mind, And men to men g .V Stand we in unity, And with hearts glad' and free, Phi Kappa Sigma--Thee, We pledge again. III. Now may our future be Like our past history, Though greater far 3 And our Fraternity, Crowned by posterity, Will in the heavens be The brightest star. IV. Rise, Phi Kaps, hand in hand, In the old hall we stand, As oft before Q But though we part, the past Clings to our memory fast, And with our love shall last Forever more. 41 N ,S .....,+ Xi Psi Phi Fraternity. 0 O A. W. FARNSWORTH. . PRESIDENT. E. T. EVANS. . . SECRETARY. J. W. BOURDIER, . ' . . . VICE-PRESIDENT. A. F. LINSCOTT, ..... TRE.asiiRER. At the beginning of the present scholastic year our active members numbered but twelve, but it was not long before we began to get recruits, who, as they came before our august assembly, were duly initiated into the mysteries, taught to handle and care for the "goat," and last, but in no manner least, they were seated at our banquet table to partake ofa sumptuous feast, such as only a " Frat" chef is competent to prepare. This feature was added only this year and has been greatly enjoyed by all. Our Chapter is now seven years old, and we can safely say that it is in better condition than ever, and its future is promising indeed. VVe have the honor of being the first Greek-letter chapter established in the University, and aim not only to promote a fraternal spirit, but to be mutually beneficial in our college work. A part of each meeting is devoted to reading and discussion of Dental topics, thereby fitting our members for similar work when they shall have completed their course and taken their place among their cotemporaries in the profession. 45 Xi Psi Phi Fraternity 46 ' ', -'47, ' 1' 7 , '. 5. qgeuwi- ,- 4 ' va- .,1 1 . Q . Q . . . -A 4 -" , P -K 1 'I- u-'! . .v, , 'U' I , 1 1 an 4 .1 n '?'v"- , .4 W' " I x N J 'I T Xin. A if Jin! lu- n i I lt ' 47 'TTA' "x J": ' , A. ' o ,. U94 'ol 3- I ' , .m i ,J a ,'k'u ' .1 . ' 'N ' ,g 1 Q' . 4, ing. ,gw-,Nr -.V fi ' '--. ' '.-. I Q A , x cg. . Afu, ,g Q ,- I-::Q,lb3d5-:.:ls'.v vb 8 LA.. "' "M 7.1: I' ., I ' fifhlfihis .U .-N 4 wiv.: If , 61 awry ,A 2. W L M .X V. Jr.. :Ca 1,'."Q.,rI.g' 5' " , V. x. . - 7 '7-J I U' ' 4 4 it 1 . .jf .3s4,5"f"'g-nE.'f - .J I Av V 2,1 . .f,J+3: '71"'fV" -f -,rfwu .3 W Q M, Wu . ,-,,' .lu b X ?2!k s W N' 0 va " 7 ' A" N ' 13, I-".'j - 1. , ', ,-JL - gy-4. .W A 'iii ' ugfigl. 'ff' r. H r . ,MA-Y! x .3 -f' . , 1,1 .' .. 4' I -, ,Y A 1 UV nl V ' " fi- fi ,. ?- .':f1--'15 "f if-' - .- V V -, - '- --45 sk. , ' -V fi. L J l X . . - ' ' - - Lf. ,.'1' 'I '1.'f2- -' ' 1',,'.-x, ks 4 . ' .. . . .445 W 1541: 3 'uw-454833 ., -1 1' '. , ' .f.-: ,- f 1-4 w. A -... .. - ' f'- -',- .. ,I L-.., ,- ,, , . I 1 H fu ,lg lt .UNH . F 5 6' ,-1 Qfrwva, 'z vyiirth' L,,,.y,f!A. ' ,I : 'ag-1-gk-M. 'fxzld .YJ 4, 5 '-'. -tb 1' 3'--'51, . N.. xi. Ba. IA -' Q " ' xi' L.5 "tr, ant - 6 ' f"q.'-. J.--. .4 01 . V, .v-1-,.., N u, '- W, ,-uv. fi , p , s . P X -, , I. A 1, ,,xf 4. v v x -..., S, , L. I 1 Inu Hin ill! J. P. ARNOLD, J. G. ANDERSON, W. E. ALLEN, J. W. BOURDIER, W. W. CHISHOLM, C. M. CRANER, S. P. DEAN, . H. M. DUNN, E. T. EVANS. Active Members. Galveston, Tex. . Portland, Me Asheville, N. C . Patterson, La Savannah, Ga . Jordan, N. Y Frederick, Md Marysville, Mo . Aledo, Ill H. M. ECKENRODE, Fredericksburg, Va A. W. FARNSWORTH, . . F. H. S. CRoM, G. M. HAWLEY, H. B. HAIR, , D. R. HARTMAN, B. B. IDE, . J. W. JAMIESON, . Windsor, Vt. . Newark, N. J Swanton, N. Y Blackville, S. C Littlestown, Pa Bradford, N. Y Charlotte, N. C. A. F. LINSCOTT, . G. O. LINsCoT'r, . B. F. INIANN, . O W. NoR'roN, N. G. OSTEEN, D. C. O'DONOGHUE, F. M. OXVEN, . J. P. PARKER, D. B. PEAVY, W. C. RFYLSTON, T. A. RALSTON, J. S. ROCKWELL. J. B. smvms, C. E. SUBINER, W. M, SIMKINS, R. W. THOMPSON H. C. WATSON, . Athens, Ohio . Athens, Ohio . Auburn, Me Spriugwater, N. Y . Sumter, S. C Mi. Sr. Marys, Md . Buel, N. Y Bridgetown, N. C . Cuero, Texas Knowlton, P. Q Knowlton, P. Q Kentville, N. S . Scranton, Pa . Carletons Place. Ont Savannah, Ga . Union. S. C . Elkton, Md. Phi Sigma appa ratemity. L. W. ARMSTRONG, 1900. CHARLES A. BECK, IQOO. JAMES A. BOND, 1901. PAUL R. BROVVN, JR., 1901. GEORGE H. COSTNER, 1901. W. H. DAVIS, 1901. STEPHEN R. DONOHUE, JR., 1902. COOPER R. DREWRY, 1902. G. LATROBE EWALT, 1900. ,- HERBERT D. WALKER, JAMES S. MURRAY, 1894. Jos. W. HOLI.AND, 1896. WM. N. BISPHAM, 1897. Eta Chapter. Members. JAMES H. FRASER, 1902. PAUL W. GREENE, 1900. JOS. E. GATELY, 1902. RUFUS S. KIGHT, 1900. HOWVARD D. LEWIS, l900. FREDERICK LAWFORD, 1900. A. ALDRIDGE MATTHEWS, IQOOS THOMAS A. MANN, IQO3. J. DIEDTRICH MOR1Tz, 1901. 1902. NATHAN Graduates. WALTER C. ARTHUR, 1897. HARRY A. COTTON, 1899. J. E. LEGGE, 1899. G. VAN POOLE, 1899. 48 FRED. N. NICHOLS, 1902. L. GILLIS OWINGS, 1900. BRISCOE B. RANSON, 1902. E. S. SMITH, 1900. WM. T. SAPPINGTON, 1901. HARRY M. SHEELY, 1901. PHILIP L. TRAVERS, IQO2. EDW. K. TOZER, 1902. MARVION R. THOMAS, 1902 WINSLOW, 1901. H. C. SOLTER, 1899. W. T. WOOTEN, 1899. H. M. TUCKER, 1899. Phi Sigma Kappa. Fraternity. 49 1 'L 3.1! L ' -XS N. if " EL 'X - ' LL' -XR .151-4:-iw, W. CHARLES BENNETT, PERRY S. BOYER, Graduate, WILLIAM F. CLARKE, . BENJAMIN F. DORSEY, . WILLIAM EMRICH, EDXVIN J. FROSHER, CHARLES GRUVER, NORLIAN M. HEGCIE, . GEORGE W. HEMMETER, PHILEMON S. LANSDALE, ..,.n. .V - .- .,,, . .3 Y W, 'Q . -.abs M' -:LL A! ALPHA, BETA, -,- . 'Q - .4 ' A r .5 Z' t 'A - ' -.' ., 5. Zlppa. n n 5 PS1 Fratcrmty. Q Maryland. J. ALBERT NICE, . . Virginia. A ARTHUR S. O'I-IARA, West Virginia. CHARLES A. OVERMAN, . Maryland. SAMUEL PULESTON, JR., Maryland. J. DAWSON REEDER, . New York. MEREDITH S. SAMUEL, Pennsylvania. ARTHUR P. SMITH, . Canada. JOHN H. STEMPLE, JR., Maryland. Maryland JOHN M. WALKER, . R. MILTON WOLFE, Chapter Roll. GAMMA, . DELTA, EIISILON YALE. . . . . . . BROWN. NEW YORK SCHOOL OF PHARMACY. . . UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND. , . COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. 50 . Maryland. Pennsylvania. Maryland. . Florida. . Maryland. Pennsylvania. South Carolina. Pennsylvania North Carolina . New York Kappa Psi Fraternity 51 hi Gamma pelta raternity. Fratres in Universitate. Graduates. Class of 1900. HERSCHPIL J. STRICKER, JR. Lambda Deuteron Chapter, Denison University. Class of 1901. TALIIIQRT IIENMEAIJ, Beta Mu Chapter, johns Hopkins University. WILLIAM R. HLTBNER, Beta Mu Chapter, johns Hopkins University AI,I.I'1GIIANV COI.I.1-:GE BI-2'1'III-QI. COI.I.EGl4l. PmlTCKNl'1I.l. VNIVERSITY. CflI.HA'I'l'1 lvNlX'fiRSITY. C0l.I.!i41l-2 CITY OF NEVV YORK. CUl,l'3llSIA COI.I.If:GIc. CORNI-1I.I. TQNIYICRSITY. IJENISON l'NlYF.RQl'l'X'. lJEl'AI'w l'NIX'liRSl'l'Y, HAxII'III4:N SIIINI-:Y CuI.I.IaGIa. Iqrxfffixvlik t'uI,I,I-gmc. ll,l,lNHlS VX r.SI.If.V.xN I NIVIQRSITY. INIJIANA STATI-3 l'NlVliRSI'l'Y. jonxs ll0l'KlNS l'NlN'lfR9I'l'Y. KNOX t'OI.I.I-:I.If. Class of 1902. VVILLIAM K. XVHITE, Beta Mu Chapter, johns Hopkins University. Class of 1903. AR'l'Hl'R W. BIINTY, Sigma Deuteron Chapter, Lafayette College. XVALTER C. BOESCH, Beta Denterou Chapter, Roanoke College Chapter Roll. LAFAYETTE COLLEGE. LEHIGH UNIVERSITY. LELAND STANFORII UNIVERSITY. lXlARlE'l'TA COLLEGE. IWASSAC HUSETTS INSTITUTE TECHNOLOGY. lNlUIIl.ENBL7RG COLLEGE. UHIO STATE l'NlYPIR5ITY. OHIO YVESLEYAN l'NlX'ERSlTY. PENNSYLVANIA STATE COLLEGE. l'ENNSVLX'ANlA C0l.I.EGE. RICIIMONII COLLEGE, ROANOKE COLLEGE. TRINITY COLLEGE. UNION COLLEGE. UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA. WORQI-1S'rER POLYTECHNYC INSTITVTE. 52 UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY CI OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF TY OF NEW YORK. KANSAS. MICHIGAN. MINNESOTA, NORTH CAROLINA PENNSYLVANIA. TENNESSEE. 'VIRGINIA . XVISCONSIN. , WAIIASI-I COLLEGE. YVASHINGTON AND LEE UNIVERSITY WASHINGTON ANDJHFFERSON UNIVERSITY WITTENBURG COLLEGE. XVILLIAM SEVYELL COLLEGE. WOOSTFIR UNIVERSITY. YALE UNIVERSITY. 5 . a,j,'7',. 1' eff-ff W xl ' VI L 1 ,Q , ' ,k gQ:'E'1:h'f L"Tfn yi V 'X 1- X 1.4 ' ,F Q ' T X51-57 xx i f ,A f g d' It ' W x W A fx lqlv xx' k A V '-?N 1 .K Wig " 't ' V 53 , 5, , if-J , i55'5 as ' Banjo, Mandolin and Glee Club 54 - 'fl Y- f - - ' 'l l ' l' F Ek f- 32- rf?-f'gg.fffff .E-1- fh.1-D.- A E-I .1 -E W E "J-'W 'ij' L. -t?- -illwh 'll - 77, -ff -M 7 -f Q., '.-f 'EX I 1? 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V V ' I 'JI ii! fy A. W, RIINTY. H. D. WALKER. C. D. GRUVER. . .I 1 e, I 1: ,MS Auf B. E. PIERCE. A. A. XVFISTRATI-IR. R. A. S. XNILLIAMS, JR. R. H. STEWA RT. M. R. THOMAS. 4 R L I X. fy 'A . A I I I If f I R I 'X C, Quartette. if v ff, , , - K 1 N? 'T X 1 ' I' W. F. CLARKE. fe. X -'R il E. J. FROSIIER. F 1. x 2' A. O'HARA. X A Q- LSD , I - .--lm Eif -U -1 R. M. VVOLFE. '.Y..,. +2 35 V. HI.-XRRIS. Oulig Men's Christian ssociation of the niversity of arylancl. Officers. WILBIYR FRANCIS SKILLMAN, . . PREs1DENT. S. S. BURT, . . . . TREASURER. CHARLES T. FISHER, JR., . . VICE-PRESIDENT. P. S. EVANS, JR., M. D., . GENERAL SECRETARY. ITH the beginning of the present collegiate year, the Intercollegiate Young lVIen's Christian Association of the city of Baltimore entered upon a new era. The officers of the Association and the faculties of the various schools had long felt that the association work needed some experienced person who could give his whole time to the work in the medical schools. To accomplish this result a meeting of the various faculties was held at the home of Dr. Howard A. Kelly last spring, and the Intercollegiate Department of the Young Men's Christian Association was organized, with our own Dr. Chew as President. This department consists ofa member of the faculty of each school, together with the Presidents of the various college associations. Each school pledges itself to give a certain amount each year, and from these funds an intercollegiate secretary is employed to look after the work among the students. As regard to the work of the University of Maryland Young lVlen's Christian Association, we think we can say that we are doing better work than ever before. The student body, as a whole, seems to be taking a greater interest in the Association than in previous years, and if this interest keeps up, our work will progress with giant strides next year. Our reading rooms, opposite the Dean's office, are always occupied. Here are found thedaily papers and the current magazines, as well as all the popular games, as checkers, chess, dominoes, etc. This room is a most popular place for the students who wish to put in a quiet few minutes between lectures or laboratory work. Here he can come for a pleasant chat, to play some interesting game or to glance over the news of the day. We always try, by means of notices on the bulletin board, to keep the students posted of the topics of the Sunday afternoon meetings at the Central Building of the Young Men's Christian Association. Next year we hope to see all department, of our work greatly enlarged, and our only hope is that the Lord will help us in our endeavor to help others along the right path. 56 A. C. HOYT, . W. D. SIMPSON. E. G. BALLENGER, D. R. BRYSON, . W. F. BUCHANAN,JR., G. H. COSTNER, . P. H. DAUGHTRIDGE, W. T. HARGROVE, E. R. HART, . T. L. HART, J. L. 1-1.-XYNES, A. C. HOVT, J. W. JAMIESON, F. M. JOHNSON, . A. L. LEVY. North Carolina Club. I Officers. . PRESIDENT. E. G. BALLENGER, VICE-PRESIDENT. J. C. WESSELL, . Roll. . Tryron. T. A. MANN, . Bryson City F. O. ROGERS, . Charlotte W. D. SIMPSON, . Lincolnton C. F. SMITHSON, , Rocky Mount R. H. SPEIGHT, . . Tarboro P. J. THOMAS, . Hartsease D. THOMPSON, . Hartsease H. D. WALKER, . . Winston J. M. WALKER, . . Washington J. C. WESSELL, , . Charlotte A. F. WILLIAMS, . Winston. - H. S. WILLY, . . Monroe. R. E. WINDLEY, J. D. WHITAKER, . . . . Raleigh. 57 SECRETARY. TREASURER. . Fairfield. . Concord. . Monroe Rocky Mount . Wren dale. Wilmington , Ravuham . Cresswell . Charlotte WIlu1ingto11 Keuansville . Cressville Lake Landing M . J: QW ' :wb 7""v 2WM, A U South Carolina Club 58 'D 'NT if-' ,. L' ee 1- or ,- L,4- 9AL1'lllClf.:. CC' U EJ-NT.AL SU 1GC"' he almetto Club. 9 O -'liigf-3'-Q' ' 'fiiignwgq-1' -.J .. e CNE ' ii?5fiif-3-fliff 2 .SV i -'X LDS?-ijifsi' 2: ' . 4 0 A J ' - A .fefef?--AQCQLQTFSSQ Function-To Welcome New Students and Hag-2z- j:fj' -gg Colors-Old Gold and Garnet, H? - C I j igggirgg 1. - ' Promote Banquet Feb. 29. U , F7 , ' i'l E5lgt1'- 1 1 1,1 4,1441 X, Motto-Ovgfwork, 'ggi-3 :N KVAL ii 1- ,j lr , W lt 3 . 1 .1 ttot 1 l - at 'A -W-X xbril .-A A :Z X X g irl, .1 , 1, . , KING COTTON, H. TEAGUL, NI 1900, . . Laurens. PRINCE RICE, J. H. PAGELL, D 1900, . Ridge Springs. ESQUIRE, j. WATSON, D 1901, .... NVards. LORD HIGH COM., F. C. FERGUSON, M 1981 . Greenville. CORRESPONDING PAGE, D. H. DAVIS, D 1901. . Marion. Adherents. E. S. MOBLEV, 1900, . S. M. DEAL, M 1900, . W. J. OSTEEN, D 1900, . R. L. REAVES, D 1900, . J. R. RODGERS, D 1900, . W. L. MAULDIN, M 1901, A. A. WILSON, M 1901, . I. I. BARRON, M 1901, . J. MCE. JENNINGS, M 1901, Park Hill Blacksburg Sumter . Dillion . Latta. Greenville Lowryville. Yorkville. . Union. J. H. TRASER, M 1912, . C. G. Tooo, M IQO2, . -I. C HARPER, M 1902, . O. W. LEMARD, M IQO2, . H. H. GARNER, M 1902, . W. A. CARRINGAN, M 1902, T. W. HAMILTON, D 1901, . R. W. THOMPSON, D 1901, . -I G. EVANS, M 1903, . . Georgetown Due West. Loundesville . Reedville Darlington Society Hill . Marion . Union . Marion Honorary Members. Prof. CHISOLM. Prof. NIILES. 59 H. B. HAIR, D 1901, Blackville J. S. SPR.-X'l'T, D 1901, Fort Mill W. M. KEXNEDY, D 1901, . Yorkville W. L. REAVES. D IQOI, . . Mullins W. L. CA1.L1No11.xx, D 1903, . Galaron L. J. SMITH, M 1903, . Ridge Springs A. P. SMITH, M 1903, . . . Chester A. R. HUNTER, M IQO3, . Simpsonville H. SI. l-IUCKS, D IQO3, . . Georgetown ' ,fanny -. 5:5 j. .. r -' Q-.z:.:,14:.,k .1. - V32 'KH Enu- U 4. F. fx-"' ' - R .s f---1'L' ' R. Club: N association, established and incorporated by the students QQ on the third floor, to protect themselves from the tyranny of the landlady and to foster a patriotic spirit by the deglutition of lager and hard cider. LITTLE RHODIE, . PRESIDENT. BRIEFS, . SECRETARY. STEMWINDER, . VICE-PRESIDENT. LADYSMITH, . TREASURER. Rules. 1. Candidates for membership are required, in proof of eligibility, to drink a bottle of beer at one swipe. 2. On the occasion ofeach meeting members are required to donate five cents, which goes to form a floating or sinking fund. 3. The member who H does the rush " is exempt from payment of the above, but must fill his pockets for the benefit of the Club at the free-lunch counter. N. B.-He is requested to place the pretzels and potato salad in separate pockets. 4. Members provide their own tobacco, but matches are furnished by the Club free of charge. 5. Any freshman straying or being inveigled within the hallowed precincts, does the rush at his own expenseg after waiting upon the members he is allowed what's left. 6. Members are requested to walk across to " Oom Paul " when they wish to expectorate, and not try to hit the fire' place from the opposite side of the room. 7. The discussion of politics, religion, love affairs and the merits of various saloons is strictly prohibited, as it tends to disturb the harmony and unanimity, by which, alone, the object of the Club can be successfully attained. 8. Visitors are requested not to Hirt with the girls opposite. lt is also respectfully suggested that a certain amount of tact is required when a mug is emptied out of the window, as passers by are liable to complain. 9. Visitors leaving the Club premises after I A. M., will go down stairs in single file, carrying their boots in their hands, and will turn to the right at the first landing. Any mistake is liable to land them in the landlady's room. IO. To prevent jealousy, the smallest mug is to be filled first. This Club has been in existence for some time and is nightly growing in popularity, as the unsolicited testimonials atttached will show. The uniforms consist of pajamas, bathrobes and slippers, and the paraphernalia, one washpitcher fborrowed from the landladyi, sundry mugs and one cuspidor named " Oom Paul," presented by the President. The coat-of- arms consists ofa landlady rampant and a freshman couchant. Testimonials. Irma Mn. Pxnsrmexrz DEAR Sins: THE PRESIDENT or-' THE R. T. G CLUB, For years I suffered with insomnia, but Before meeting you I took little or no inter- Dear Sir.-Before attending your reception after attending one meeting of your Club I est in anything. but after spending an evening my throat was terribly dry, since then even my slept in the stationhouse. at your Club I was fairly carried away. watch is soaked. Believe me, Respectfully yours. Sincerely yours, Your obedient servant, - MR. LIPPIE BROWN. WEARX' WALKER FRESHIE DARDEN. 60 .-, ,. . . .4 'ai-gi-. . ,mpg . , .Q-5. .l 11 ' "-f.i-gb lumni ssociation. Medical Department. Officers for 1899-1900. CHARLES P. NOBLE, M. D., . PRESIDENT. J. FUSSELL MARTENETT, M. D., . RECORDING SECRETARY H. M. REVEL, M. D., . S1 EUGENE MCV. VAN NESS, M. D., ASST. REC. SECRETARY I CHARLES O'DONOVAN, . If VICE-PRESIDENTS. M. B. BILLINGSLEA, M. D., . CORRESPONDING SECRETARY I, R. H. GOLDSMITH, M. D., j G. LANE TANEYHILL, M. D , TREASVRER Executive Committee. JOSEPH T. SMITH, M. D., H. M. SIMMONS, M. D., A. D. MCCONNACHI, M. D., W. R. EARICKSON. M. D. 'E+ l I F I niversrty eclical Society. .g. Officers. DR. F. T. MILES, ..... . . PRESIDENT. DR. WM. R. STOKES, . VICE-PRESIDENT. DR. J. L. HIRSH, . . SECRETARY. Executive Committee. DR. S. P. LATANE, DR. L. M. ALLEN, DR. H. HARDCASTE. 6I "'- .:'1,' filfl achelors Club. Meets-On the Wane of the Moon. Colors-Old Rose and Royal Purple. OBJECT-To discuss subjects relative to New f' Blumocracyf' Woman's Rights, Mrs. Lease and Mrs. Eddy and such REQUIREMENTS-A healthy mind, coordination of reflexes. Certificate showing not over one call per session. Members allowed to call on their sisters +BALLENGER,. . ISOLATED SKEPTxC. PAUL GREENE, . A BROKEN WEED. +FRASER, . . . INvETERA'rE MONK. WEEKS, .... . . S'ro1c -. POT NAYLOR and BILLINGSLEA, , . NURSE AGITATORS. Apostles. WSAPPINGTON, QGGIBSON. RODGERS. W. MATTHEWS. TRAVERS. J. H. WALKER. SPEAR. ' Under probation, a lack of faith, softening of the brain +Expelled finconsistencyb 13-'X ali- E' QT fill' 62 t 4' "' A 'r. " X X A F? T, IVM9' PREMOQ' VIVE," BULLS EYE," PREMO, " VIVE," PREMO," SAML. M. DEAL, J. H. ERASSER, A. A. NVILSON, . . amera Club. XVILBUR FRANCIS SKILLMAN, . A. H, WHITE, B. W. STORRS, . Imps to . STUBBS. . BRENT. VVALKER. " SAPPINGTON, " . HITCKS. . VVOOD. " His Majesty. POKE," :HAXVK EYE." PREMOJ' BULLS EYE," YIVE," PREMO," 'K BULLS EYE," SLEDGE. 65 CHIEF OF S.-XNHEDRIN. VICE REGENT. COAIMAXDER EXCHEQKER. RECORDER ENGRAVER. COMMANDER OF THE UPPER DIES. . FRANKLIN NICHOLS. . HCJX'T . B.xLLENI:ER . I'fAYNI-ZS . THO3I.XS. Nf HE ruff?-H xx if .fp N , J, A - , ,127 I Y? v 4. 'wg - .??,.r , .x .fffn B. P. Club. LOI' " ARMSTRONG, . . CHIEF Imoiwi-r:NIf:R . " FWEDDIE " LAWFORD, . UCHOLLYI' BECK, 1 . SUB-ACUTELRHINOCEROS BIG AND LITTLE " LEWIS, LORD HIGII 'I'If:N.-xcI'I.mI PAT " NAYLOR ,.... IN'1'If3RN.xI, Os. " DAGU " DEMARCO, I BILL" SMITH, . . APPLICATOR IN OR1IIN.xRx'. " LIGHTNING" CONSER, 2 OFFSIDE'MEMBERS PAI'L H GREENE, . SUB-INvoI.UTI4:D AN.mINE'rIsT. " ROBBIEQ' J K . , Q 'A SIIoR'rv " EWALT. Landuiates for Membership, H , S " ERSA' 'TRICKLER. OBJI-:CT-Counter-irritation by Artistic Application. ANAIQSTIIIWIC-Wliite Label Exquisite. MEMBE 54 RSHIP-Compulsory ffX1. . ge . , e e ' W fi x "fa - M , - 'P' N "3 1 NSW I ,Z H LW ., Le A! 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A xl 'Y 7' Jtkflil' Y ,,. ,' , I W N-Y, u frqeli' L ' 1? C n?Eg4nr,X"" xx ri,-5. igffli RQ, 1 . Al. gl. -. f .N .,.- . JNXX ,..'. W N -1-gs. N EW U N IVERSITY HOSPITAL. 66 .,. fl.-H I 4 , I if bk -'I .r 1. 7 , ..Wa 7 . .I C.. .si s I , . 0 T -,-I."-gif. . ! :- J ,,. ,, .- -. iqiiglz -.,,'-. ,vu .-,LL , Q. I Q, ,, .,'7?Q-.- 1, . .- ' 'H 5 .v'w.5' .. wg f 34" fiF f. Q, f"' -Qsx f n nm gs :ES 51: -5-2 Xo- E! ii sir i -:5 fi if QI 'a 4 v -4 1 2 Ez Z 33 B 1 iff, V z -fine ." : :,,"'a :,Ei: 90 'z13 - 1 5. 5 :tain ,meow 6 ic YS I. 1. 'Q K. Facult :- 5 4 If u vi Q. J: m ui .1 bi gi 4: 459 use png v:9o as is a Jig tsl: J-: 37? agp iii -,.n . v j.. - 5. ,-v 1 Class Officers, 1900. Class 1 QOU 6 Colors-Black and Gold. Officers. CRAIG BARROW, . PRESIDENT.. 27. C. H. LEWIS, H1sToR1.x.N L. W. ARMSTRONG, . XYICE-PRESIDENT. 16. P. W. GREENE, . . PROPHET G. LATROBE EWALT, . SECRETARY. 34. H. A. NAYLOR, . .... POET C. C. CONSER, ...... TREASURER. 24. R. S. KIGHT, . . S1aRcE.aNT-.vr-ARMs 47. I. J. SPEAR, EDITOR-1N-C1'11EF, BONES, INIOLARS AND BR1EFs. Executive Committee. 61. W. F. WICKES, CHAIRMAN. 24. R. S. KIGHT. 28. H. D. LEWIS. 9. J. F. CHISOLM. Members. AKEHURST, j. K., . Maryland. 8. CANNON, T. H., . Maryland ANAWATI, C. D., . . . Egypt. 9. CHISOLBI, j. T., . . . . Georgia ARMSTRONG. L. W., lb. E. K.. .... Maryland. Secfetafy. '97-'ae' Executive Committee. '9Q-!9ffO- D . ' Poet, '96-'97, Vice'President, 'gs-'99 and '99-1900, Football, CLARKE. W- F.. lv Y- West Ylfgllllil '961Ba5'fbauf Q97' Io. CONSER, C. C., . . Maryland BARROW, C., A. B., E. A. E., .... Georgia. Treasurer, '99-1900. Football. '96-'97. '97r'9S. '98',99- '99 19001 PfCSidef1f1 '99"9"0' 11. DEAL. S. M., . South Carolina BAYNE' F' C" """' Maryland' 12. DEMARCO, S., . . . . Maryland BECK, C' A" ff IX' ' New Xork' 13. EXVALT, G. LATROBE, 41. E. K . Maryland Secretary' 95 99' Treasurer, 'QS-'99: Secretary, '99-1-.oo BECKER' A' E" ' ' ' Texas' 14. FREENEY, L. C., A. B., . . Maryland BENNETT' W- C" 'X' XP" ' - Maryland' 15. GREEN, T. M., 2. A. H.. . North Carolina BILLINGSLEA, C. C., A. B., . . Nlarylafld. Football, '9S'.Q9l '99-1900. FO0tba'1f9v-'98- '98"99' '99'19OO' 16. GREENE, P. W., 41. :. K.. . . Maryland BLAKE, C. H., .... . Nlarylatld. Prophet, '99-1900: Poet, 'qi-' BROOKS, F. F., . . . Maryland. 17. GRUNBERG, A.. D. D. S., . . Roumauia BRvsoN, D. P, Ph. D., . North Carolina. HART, E. R., li. E.. . North Carolina 69 Class Members, 1900. HEBB, J. W., JR., HOUFF, J., . HOUSTON, W. H., . Manager Baseball, 'gi HOYT, A. C., . HVSLOP, J. E., . Vice-President, '97-'QS JENKINS, J. H., . . JOHNSTON, E. H., KAHN, H., . . KIGHT, R. S., fb. S. K.. 1 99, ,99'1900- Members-Continued. . Maryland. . Maryland. . Maryland. North Carolina. . Virginia. Georgia. . Maryland. . Maryland. . Virginia. Sergeant-at-Arms, '99-1900: Executive Committee, 'gg-iooo. LANSDALE, P. S.. K. XP., LAWFORD, F., cb. E. K., LEWIS, C. H., II. E., . Football. '96',Q7, '97-'98, 'QS-'99, 'go-1900: President, 'QT-'95, '98-'99Z Historian, '99-IQOO. LEWIS, H D., fb. E. K.. MCPHAIL, D. D., MARTIN, P. F., A. M., MATTHEWS, A. A., 112. Z. Football, '99-xgoo. MEDDERS, D. A., MOBLEV, E. L, NALLEY, H., . NAYLOR, H. A., Poet, 'QQ'I900. O'NEIL, J. s., B. A., O'NEIL, M. A., A. M., . OREM, F. S., . . OWINGS, L. G., df. E. K.. Propet, ,96-'9T. PEARRE, M. S., POOLE, A., Ph. G., REES, A. B., . . Football, '98-'99. REIK, A. J. N., . K .v . Maryland. . Virginia . Maryland . Maryland North Carolina . Maryland . Maryland. . Maryland South Carolina . Maryland . Maryland Rhode Island. . Maryland . Maryland . Maryland . Maryland West Virginia Massachusetts. . Maryland. ROBERTSON, J. C., . . . . Maryland. Treasurer, 'Of-'Ok Football, '96-'97. SAMUEL, M I, .... . Pennsylvania. SAPPINGTON, J. C., . Maryland. SCHILD, E. H., . Maryland. SCHOELER, W. L., . Maryland. SELLMAN, W., ..... . Maryland. Baseball, '96-'97: Football. 'QS'-gg, .96-Il-400. SKILLMAN, W. F., ..... . Maryland. Treasurer. Q6-Q71 President, Y. M. C. A. SMITH, E. S , df. E. Ii.. .... . Missouri. Historian, '96-'97, '97-'gx 'qi-'99. SMITH, W. H., . . . . Maryland. Baseball, '97-gi, 'OS-'99, SPEAR, I. J., ...... . Maryland. Secretary. '96-'97: Editor-ix1'Chief, 'QQ 1900. . STEMPLE, J. H., JR., . . . Pennsylvania. STEVENS, S. A., A. B., . North Carolina STONE, D. E., A. B., . . . . Maryland. STRICKLER, H. J., JR., B. S., tb. 11 A., . Maryland. STROTHER, W. K., . . . T.-xcx'-UD-DIN, N. S., TARUN, W., . . TEAGUE, J. H., . . . Football, '96-'97, '97-'gm 'ON-'9-9. THOMAS, P. J., . . . TIGNOR, E. P., D. D. S., A TULL, H. C., . . XVALL, R. A., WESSELL, J. E., . . . WHITTAKER, J. D., D. D. S., Football, 'OS-'99, '99-1900. WHITEHURST, J. H, .... Football, '95-'99, '99-Igoog Hockey, '96-'97, 'O '96 'QL '97-RIS. '95-'Q-9. 'sla-Ivvw WICKES, W. F., .... . Chairman Executive Committee, '9Q'IGO0. WILLSON, H. G., . . . . . WILLSON, S. D., W'est Virginia. . . Syria. . Maryland. South Carolina. North Carolina. . Maryland. . Maryland. . Maryland. North Carolina. North Carolina. . Maryland -'y'1B3SCb3ll. . Maryland . Maryland . Maryland Class Members, 1900. ,nh WU vi 0.0 il' f .. , . 4, istory- lass . i ' -C 1900 Q -illii T l i: i, 'K 5. ' s If ' vs! L'-i,'T',"'N sl I GAIN, and for the last time, gentle reader, we beg to recount the vicissitudes, conquests, defeats, joys N jxg and pains of the Class of IQOO, as it wavers on the threshold of a novel and more lucrative i'?r 'J Q U AS existence. X 1 ,tlixb K" They pause for an instant in their closing career-just before they enter the inquisitional chambers to .uh f K Q! be disintegrated by the judgment that will in one case add another unit to the Professional market, or in I another case, alas, necessitate the so-called "post graduate "-and hail you kind friend, and the world with fy l- the time honored and immortal, " A Morituri Salutatef' l The centennial year of IQOO, sees us for the last time as a rollicking, gay set of Bohemians, mixing f W' i l our arduous toil as devotees to fisculapius, indiscriminately with such pleasures as are only known to those I '- who have experienced the Latin Quarter of Paris. 'i Permit us to reiterate, dearly beloved, our history of the past and relate our 7110111115 !zabz'nzmz'z' of the if present. The first of October, 1896, a new set of converging agents, numbering something short of one hundred men, of all ages, and from all points of the compass, appeared at the portals of the University of Maryland, to commence the process of primary development-and thus on this memorable date, did Time give birth to the Class of IQOO. If one had time to give a minute description of this motly crew, one could easily compile a volume equal to an examination on Therapeutics, but only being allowed a year in which to generate this superficial account, such a feat would border on the impossible. The faces represented characters as varied as the faces were numerous. There were lean men, fat men, intellectualvlooking men, stupid-looking men, and various nondescripts. At last the doors were swung, and the conquering heroes trod for the first time their adopted home for the next four years. The jovial Dean, beaming with holy joy, welcomed them, one by one, shaking hands with his right, while he received the " open sesame" with his left, in the form of a fat check, direct from Papa's reluctant check-book. Time passed pleasantly enough during the first year. There were no " examinsf' and consequently the members of the class alternated the tedions " breaking in " study with sundry expeditions to see the town, and alack, some of them were so enraptured at the sight that they are at it yet. However, delightful April, with its budding flowers and balmy zephyrs, comes to relieve the monotony of this uncertain life, and this delightful month was a God-send to " IQOO,H for it gave them once more a chance to breathe fresh 73 country air, to shake off the shackles of a restricted life, to close those instruments of torture-the text books-and, for a while at least, flee as a bird back to the homes of their childhood and the bosoms of their family t?j. In the early part of the year, when the plodders were just emerging from the dim mist of uncertainty that shrouds the initial year of study, the Grim Reaper came to interrupt the earthly endeavors of one of the most congenial of their members. lint death could not destroy the memory of his associates, and the name of Walter Dudley will ever exist in the minds of his class-mates-well beloved while he lived, deeply mourned when he died. October 1, 1397, saw the appearance once more of rejuvenated "190o"-all now fully prepared for a second wack at primary development. VVhen time had Hown well enough along to allow the Freshman Class of IQOI to feel its importance and become obstreperous, it became evident that measures would have to be taken to reduce this presumptuous gang of youths to their proper station. Consequently, after a new election of officers, the Class of IQOO, in sundry secret meetings, devised means by which this task could be best accomplished. The audacious Freshman who dared "sport " a hirsute chin, was solemnly warned, by mysterious posters placed at intervals in the halls of the University, that his conduct was construed to result from presumptuousness of spirit, and unless said growth was removed in twenty-four hours, a desperate band of men had determined to resent the insult by forcibly removing the offending adornment, in a less scientific and gentle manner than would become, even a poor barber. Choice seats in the various study halls were forbidden the verdant "FrCSl1y," and restrictions were placed on other privileges that made his conduct as a Freshman highly unbecoming and offensive to the dignified " Sophf' The Freshmen naturally took exception to this summary treatment, and the result was-an increased growth of whiskers, and an independent strut that would have put the stage villain to shame. Belligerent articles were immediately drawn up by the offended " Sophs," and war to the teeth was decided upon. , The climax to this drama occurred one balmy afternoon when the unsuspecting "Freshies" came marching down stairs from a late lecture, swelling with pride and exaltation. A band of the strongest " Sophs " had collected ern 7lZll.S'5c' at the first landing, and as each one of these youthful "swell-heads" made his appearance, he was unceremoniously seized and hurled through space, irrespective of whether heels or head were on top, until the ground floor checked the force of gravity, and a resounding " thump " echoed the note of the downfall that always follows pride. This process continued until each Freshman had received his reprimand, and as each hit the fioor he gradually realized that his attitude was not the most dignified in all the world, and picking himself up with a "lost soul" expression, he painfully limped from the scene of his degradation. The llistorian was never so forcibly reminded of Virgil and Dante viewing the stream of lost souls coursing through llell, as he was on seeing this stream of Freshmen sailing through the buoyant Ether to join their friends who had proceeded them in their downward liight. After this lamentable occurrence, peace reigned supreme, and broken hats, collars, and limbs were forgotten for the nonce, in the near approach of the first series of "exams " for the Class of IQOO. A strange metamorphosis now became 74 155. ' 4 f 557.-. A-Q.: .5 ' jst.-tus' evident-a strange "hollow eye" and "leanness" became common to all of the "Sophs," and as the dreaded ordeal approached, the symptons of this peculiar malady were augmented. Intense excitement characterized the examination week. In most .cases the examinations were a condition of zwzi, 2'z'1z7z', wifi, but after it all-there was no shouting, no marches of triumph-complete exhaustion and inertia held sway over body and brain, and more dead than alive " IQOOH once more departed from the College Gates, to spend a six months in the recuperative enjoyment of a congenial home. October I, I898, saw the reappearance of the now famous f' IQOO " as Juniors. All had fully recovered and were now ready to have another round for supremacy. It was rather an uneventful year, for there was considerable work and little play. Examinations in all their glory, and striking terror to the hearts of even the brave, once more were met and conquered Q5-and the third year of primary development had ended. Once more the toiler turned his mind to thoughts of pleasure-when he could embrace his loved one once more-and that with reasonable certainty that she was totally ignorant of " that Baltimore girl I hear of." This History from this point must abandon its general considerations-and delve in more special lore. This must needs be, for the Historian has been occupied for the last and senior year in prying into the secrets ofa certain Thirty, who instead of decamping for home during their last vacation, took up an abode on the " Bowery "-in order to run the Hospital- a runnage of which it was deplorably in need-just think forty nurses-all unmarried-all eligible--whew l l T0 the uninitiated let us explain that it is a time,honored custom to select Qi from the seniors, immediately after the completion of their third year, thirty stalwart "lobsters" as internes for the ensuing year-they are supposed to rise early-retire Zfzle' and in the interim vary their time between playing nurse and playing with the nurses. They must all sign the " Riot Act " before entering on their honored duties, some of which are interesting: Arficlf CXVIIQT, SECTION I. You shall not, by look, act or indiscretion betray the fact that you are a human agent. SEC. 2. Never talk to, whisper to or smile at any of the nurses in the Hospital-meet them on the outside and lose your job. ' Ariicle' QUIXQTE. lf the 'f Residents " become peevish-pacify them-bimanually. Artzkle SICKS. lf you, by force of necessity, need anything that a nurse may procure for you, you must first, formally, state your need to Mogzzlzzs Opzimus, who in turn transmits it to a subordinate, and he in turn transmits it to a sub-subordinate. and he in turn, most likely, will apprise the nurse that the stzzdmz! wants something, and you get it, unless, perhaps, it has an osculatory savor, and even then you get it, but in culff. Arfzklr -l. lf you have a grievance, state it to the H Azztlzo1'z'zy'," and you will be assured that it will not occur again-Ihey ffl? you. 75 Oh, well, they are all unique in a manner but the Board of Fditors may object to an more len th revelat' I , J y g y ion. lp" They do."l ' . The domicile of the " Chosen " Thirty is a neat QM little cottage just under the eaves of the fostering Hospital. It is known, vulgarly, as the " House " lvery appropriatep, but the " Thirty " are compelled to call it " Home." The Historian gained all the following data from sundry trips with Asmodeus skyward, where the imp and he sat on the edge of a cloud, and with the aid of an X-ray, allowed vision to insinuate itself into the palatial interior of the far-famed " llouseu-and " sfffz n'0z'115"-but delicacy hinders his tongue. One could write an Encyclopmdia Britannica on the occurrences in that unassuming "joint," but let a few suffice, for sleep, gentle reader, even now wafts thee off into the phantasmagoric unreality of fairy land. The first portion of this novel life, thirtycabreast, was spent most congenially, and many were the conventions of the convivial spirits at the dead hour of night, when good people had left the cares of life behind for a while--and many were the icad aches the next morning, and spicy xi ere the lectures delivered later, on the subject in the " Office." There is a little garden in the rear of the " House," and it is overlooked by the Nurses' Horne, and ofttimes would the and bad voices, hie to this sequestered spot to pour forth the longings of their anguished souls to the always sympathetic juliets in the windows above. festive bunch, like a gang of Romeos, armed with guitars 'I TTT l rv' -fs il , 2 c X x Xi' . -r p . I V' ggi S 1. ,A K TTL c i I S 7 f S ,X r Toi V pf? Tj Q, T TT of 4 2 I ju 1? I ix ! Z X G V by If 'N' T ' - T Q r T T H... I T R TTS 'wif' T X ' Hiiljgi' D ' 17" X M A li Jimi! V A i j if . N be . e l' a a- . ,W .1 T A X ff! jj jl i 1 1 I i l I jjj! Q .Ill j My' ffTji li f lil llllij ll ' l 1 W 4 TT ti T. i I j Ki T T' W7 T' 'T , T lllli T - .ix LF T jf .-.f t it TNI TV l p El fl i if K . jjj ll it T jjj f i iiiliirgl if 'X H-Tu 1 K so T 'xii 72547, 7 i mg, 'Ef- Yes indeed, juliets were piled ten deep, and when Lou's exquisite tenor rang out on the frosty night air. you could hear just forty ecstatic sighs, mingled with a wail of deep anguish from the mascot pup, our dear old H .lIa!lz'e." That pup, what a superb beast, so sympathetic, always howled when kicked, and what a pedigree-picked up on the street. iGirls, how would you like to be the pup Fi The " House " seems to be a centripetal point for messenger boys and other 1l0lZIft'5L'l'lff errand runners-the exciting cause is a note, and the predisposing cause is usually a lady making a reception room of the lamppost, on the corner of Green and Baltimore streets. You are all aware, no doubt, that all the beverages that tend to incoordination of movements are not allowed to enter the angelic abode of thirty medical students. Consequently, dress-suit cases are all the rage, and those who have no dress-suit cases substitute the inner man. Before closing, the grand New Year's Banquet of IQOO must be recounted. It was held on New Year's night and there were'about thirty odd participants, all told, some with large capacities, others with small ones and numerous intermediates. There was egg-nogg galore and consumers galorer, wines of priceless value-Tommy VVelch's donation. There were sandwiches zz la 1011116 11z01m'f, in fact, everything that a student could desire. Our dearly beloved Paul did the honors and the others did the rest. It took about two hours for sociability to reign supreme and then those wary of bodily injury quietly withdrew. Did anybody rip the tail from Dr L--e's evening coat when he was so hospitably thrown in bed? The Historian soliloquizes not. But, alas, all good things end, and many with horrible suddenness, and just so with this ever-to-be-remembered occasion? Narcosis came, swift and sure, and one by one they withdrew from the social strife to fall into deep and restful slumbers wherever nature refused to act further in uncertain locomotion. The Historian can remember no more of this gorgeous festival. About this time the lethargic intiuence of the whole affair had reached the clouds, and Asmodeus and the Historian resolved to join the snoring world once more. After this memorable occasion, peace and quiet became the order of the day, and the process of "boning " for the last " exams." was commenced in earnest. No more does the rattle of the " chips " denude the purses of the many to pay the tuitions of the few. No more do the dress-suit cases wend their doubtful excursions. No more do those "Angels of Mercy," those essences of philanthropy hover about the windows overlooking the backyard and strain their ears to catch the dulcet tones that are silenced, perhaps, forever.-QAlcoholic solution.j No more need the timid ones fear the approach of the dauntless N. O. H. D. Fraternity. No more does Ned become eloquent in his appeals for the bucket. Never more will Charles climb the tree to see the promised land. Aisculapius is now king, and a few more months will complete the primary development of " IQOO," and then before the footlights, with spike-tailed coats and decollete vests, they will make their first bows as M. Ds. 77 Then will commence life's discouraging struggle, to live or die, sink or swim. Time alone will tell the tale. We, after all, are naught but puppets with which the fates amuse themselves. So let credit be to him who falls fighting valiantly as well as to him who lives to reap his reward. lfthe reader has followed thus far, permit the Chronicler, in behalf of the Class of 1900 and himself, to thank you for your kindness and perseverance, for it has, indeed, necessitated extreme perseverance to Ward off the attack of somnolence. They all hope to meet you, gentle reader, in the their future capacity, and also hope f?l that you may never need their services, but needing them that you may never hesitate. A fond adieu forever as " lQCO.M Some things we would like to know: I. lVhy do seniors sit on back benches at Dr. MTVS clinics on children? 2. XYhy did the house men not attefifgxthe nurses' ball? 3. lVhy lYinslow does not get some new jokes? , : 4. lYhy Lewis A155 fell into slop bucket? lf Z 5. XVhy Charles C--r has a big head? i 6. XYhy is Edwards so popular? ? ? 7. lYhy Tom G-m thinks he is the entire U. of Md. Hospital? 8. How Orem knows so much about codhsh? ' 'I HISTORIAN. Sapo. The original and only genuine. A play in three actsffrom Iife. CAST : ' 1. Ammo DE Zlac, . P. W. GREEN. 8. ANNA FRAUDISIAQ, . . S. DEMARCO. 2. DE Crmxx, , F. LAVVFORD. 9. Loan D'Os1s, , S. STEVENS. 3. ERc3o'r'rE, . C. BECK. io LA PARRoT0Mv, . . W. WICKS. 4. LE G.'x'1'l'R, . . E. S. SMITH, ii. ACNE, . . . S. D. WILSON. 5. Cinrrrri-1. . . L. W. ARMSTRONG. 12. LE BOUC-IE, . . . R. KIGHT. 6. HERR Moiuuiaon, . H. A. MAYLOR. I3 SAPO VERIDIS. D. A. MEDDERS. 7. Ls. 'I'.n1i'ocNE, A. A. RIATTHEWS. SYNOPSIS. Le Bonnie. during a fit of jealousy, of which Acne is the cause, enters into a conspiracy with Ergotte, in order to ruin the peaceful existence of Ile Cidun. To bring about the end they have in view. Aphro de Ziac is employed to harass and worry poor De Cidua, and finallv renders her life a burden. Sapo boldly comes to the assistance of her friend, hut proves unable to effect a rescue, although. she strives to the utmost and is helped by Anna Fraudisiac. At this stage Herr Morrhage puts in an appearance, but is overcome by La Tampoune. Le Gatur is then forced to keep the promise to which he is tied. Lord IJ'Hsis here appears and calls for La Parrotomy, who sets to work, assisted by Herr Morrhage and Curette. Their united efforts proving effectual, the fatal end is accomplished and De Cidua passes away. .Ynl1'r1'.--'I'l1is performance will f7L7Sl.fl'f'6'f'j' be stopped by the Police and Health Commissioners, this evening. 73 ' ri L -. gl ' ilk. Class rophecy- l Q.: 0 The best of prophets of the future is the past."-BYRON. 0 0 I-IE waning strength of the year IQZO was fast yielding to the life and vigor of the new year, upon the eve of which I sat before the gladsome warmth of my office fire, particularly grateful to me this evening, after the day's routine work. Selecting a cigar, that never-failing source of solace, I gave myself to a retrospection of the pleassure of the past, the memories ofwhich are so dear that one cannot but regret the advent of each new year that must, indeed, make more distant those pleasures of the past and more uncertain those of the future. In this meditative mood I glance about the room, my eyes falling upon the familiar faces of my classmates, of which the careers of many have stood as a beacon and inspiration to the struggling young flisculapius and an honor to their Alma lVIater. So widely scattered, from Baltimore to Syria, are my classmates, that any thought of them must be merely conjecture. For since the commencement banquet, no meeting has served the purpose of bringing us together. It is the 20th anniversary, that ever memorable housemen's reception, upon the occasion of which resolutions were broken and made again, to be kept with a steadfastness that has not been an inconspicuous factor in their rise to fame. So beautifully and elequently propliecied for them by our ever-smiling Superintendent, when he so gracefully responded to his toast. The soporific effects of the cigar, together with the rnellowing thoughts of a man well dined, causes me to fall asleep, a sleep of contentment, and to dream a dream of which you shall now be apprised. I see rising before me, in clouds, a rugged height, a mountain of fame. Its rocky roads are lined with victims, the numbers terrifying in itself to the undergrad seeking his lVI. D., but with the practiced step and undaunted courage Of an alumnus, I ascend with ease, and the pathway, while easy to me, did seem to offer four distinct obstructions to the under- graduate, and upon the rocks I found stranded the many hapless victims of Miles, Atkinson, Neale and XVinslow, even joe Beard had his representatives, but good reader, when that sturdy rock of Tiffany was reached, I might have supposed a gas explosion or a Johnstown flood had preceded me, but the magic name of Tiffany brought reasonable explanation for this terrifying spectacle. My journey now came to an end, the summit was reached, and I soon found that upon this lofty height of fame IQOO had registered to the man, each one finding, in turn, that fame, like hope, made a good breakfast but a poor supper, descended to the less rarified air and began each for himself his struggle for existence, in some cases, by vocations that were more lucrative and more congenial than that noble profession into which they were so auspiciously ushered at the a 79 L. commencement of IQOO. The days are short in this land of fame, and I find that night has fallen, but its darkness is dispelled by the beautiful silver rays of the summer moon. Coming from the distance and wafted upon the sweetly-scented air comes the familiar strains of the nurses' favorite, "The Beautiful Irish Maid." The music draws nearer, and in the moonlightl behold a wandering minstrel, the careless debonnair, the tattered form and the voice so like Armstrong's, I can't be mistaken- housemen of IQOI, take warning, it was Daniels that brought him to this. .-Xlas, many poor housemen's susceptibility to the charms of these fair divinities of the Hospital led to numerous cases of cardiac disturbance, followed by exaggerated cases of acute nursitis, the most fatal case being experienced by Charley Beck, who sought a radical cure, matrimonyg the recovery was immediate. To mention Beck is to speak of Lewis, poor old " Big," some say he graduated with " blighted" hopes, but, " mayby," we are mistaken, for it is said, " one little june-bug overcame all previous disappointments," and " Big " no longer flies his flag of truce. Realizing that a busy day awaits me, if I would see all my classmates on the morrow, I seek my restful couch to awaken in the morning refreshed and eager, with the anticipated pleasure of meeting my colleagues. VVithout a dehnite idea of my route, I start upon my way, and proceed but a short distance, when, to myjoy, I see a smile, with my old friend Pat behind it. this being one of the days upon which he is not busy. He promised to walk with me and take me to see Billingslea. Sauntering along, questioning each other with a keen interest in regard to the events of the interim since last we met, when in the midst of our conversation, without warning, Pat gives every evidence of a fit that would have even awed Dr. Miles. At first I was alarmed and looked about for aid. I saw coming up the street a wagon, bearing the well-known sign, " Elite Laundry." Pat's sudden recovery, with the disappearance of the wagon, explained it all-Saturday, laundry bill due. Continuing our walk, we find ourselves at the Billingslea farm, and being told that he is about the grounds, proceed to hunt him up. Our quest is not a long one, for we soon see the object of our search, half asleep, leaning against a fence, contentedly chewing a straw, giving an occasional scratch to the back of his prize pig. While in the country, we decide to visit Bill's neighbor, who is none other than Dan Stone, the David Harum of his class. Dan proposed a horse trade, the advantages of which were generously shown by him to be in our favor, but his proclivities in this direction were too well known, and we decided to let him keep his horse. Un the road home, we stopped at the Insane Asylum and saw poor Houston and VVhitehurst trying to arrange a successful schedule for the baseball team. The next public building visited was an Iniant Asylum, managed by Wessell and Hoyt,and in consequence of the flourishing condition of this institution, there were many empty cradles on the Bowery. On the outskirts of the city I saw a hothouse, filled with carnations of rare beauty and culture. This, I am told, is owned by Gill Owings, who, after graduating, found that necessary part of his toilet, a boutonnicre of this flower, was cut off for he was no longer in direct communication with the nurses, so decided to raise for himself the coveted flower, though not entirely from a sentimental standpoint. 80 Stopping at the gate of one of the beautiful country homes that lined the roadway, I ask of a group of little children in the yard if they can direct us to Dr. Matthew's, and in a voice they exclaim, " why, that's papa, and he is in the house." In a trice I find myself cordially, if not ceremoniously, introduced into lVIat's house, where we are warmly welcomed by this sturdy, country practitioner. Pat and I End, to our delight, that it is the family-dinner hour, but, with a becoming reluctance, we decline to stay for dinner, but our host is good enough to ask us to reconsider, which we do. Around the table the conversation turns to the boys, and it is here that I learn that Charley Conser is lecturing at a well-known XYomans' College upon the value of facial cosmetics: Demarco is court physician to the crown of Italy: Stevens is physician to a gang of moonshiners and doing well, Houff started for South Africa, shortly after graduation, and died of trichinosis while bravely resisting the onset of the Boers, I-I. Strickler is surgeon on the P. X. 81 VV. Railroad, and upon one occasion, as I was waiting in a depot belonging to this road, my train being late, I began to converse with two engineers. Speaking of the perils of their vocation, one of them told me how, after an end-to-end collision, he lay in a pile of debris, pressed beneath his engine, scalded about the body and limbs, and the old fellow was proud of his experience and thought it the acme of man's endurance, but his pride was of short duration, for the second engineer simply said he had been operated upon by Dr. Strickler. just then my train whistled. Glancing over the editorials of a well-known Southern daily, I noticed very encouraging news relative to the race question. It seems that, again, the Class of IQOO shared in the honor of aiding in the solution of such a vital issue, for Chisolm and Barrow, as its representatives, practicing in Georgia, have by their practice so successfully solved the negro question, that Georgia coons now bring a premium. Upon further perusal of the paper, Inotice an account o alias " Puggy Neale." Farther reading proves the same. It appears that, after leaving the Maternite, where he had gotten so accustomed to going to the door of a house, and by simply calling " case on Burgundy alley, eclampsia, or Caesarian sectionf, and having all hands turn out, the matter became a mania, and upon this occasion he made the announcement, during the wee sma' hours, at a house where medical advantages were not appeciated, and as a result, a policeman turned out and took " Puggy " in. Even Allen couldn't save him. Seeing news of Kight, stimulates me to look further and see what other surprises await me. It is the following card : f the arrest of a certain Rufus Kight, M. D. Can this be DANCING MADE EASY i BY Prof. WALTER XVICKS. , 81 I knew XVicks could do all that he claimed, for whether it be leading a Friday cotillion or treading the light fantastic, with a 240-pound maiden, at a Cider alley pig roast, my confidence in his terpsichorean ability was unlimited. The next advertisement that attracted my attention was that of- l J. CLAGGETT ROBERTSON, , PALACE BOWLING ALLEYS, . Special Discount to Students. l I discarded my paper and started for the Robertson Alleys, but was destined never to reach them, for, in a short time my attention was attracted to a little side street, where I heard the sounds of a base drum, indiscriminately mingled with the eloquent pleadings of one trying to lead his hearers, a motly crowd, from the paths of vice and entice them to join the Anti-swearing League of the Salvation Army. Edging my way to the centre of the crowd, I recognized lVIedders. The sincerity and intensity of his arguments were pathetic and exactly those that have made so many prohibition presidents. Greenburg carrying the banner and Reese playing so feelingly on the drum completed this little group ofworkers, and with the conclusion of Medders' speech, his two Confederates, heading a small procession of converts, started for their head quarters. Across the street from where I stood there appeared the following sign : ROLAND HART, CATERER, l l i Housewarmin gs Supplied Stepping across the street, I pulled the bell and was soon talking to Hart. Business was brisk, he told me, saying he had an affair on hand for that night, and he extended to me an invitation so cordial, that, under most circumstances, I must have accepted it, but I had a memory of some of those little gatherings at "648," planned by Hart, which 20 years have not effaced. Tlianlcing him for his invitation, I took my leave, continuing my walk, wondering what next. Passing a little patent medicine store and glancing in the window, I .noticed the familiar form of Ewalt. His earnest expression betokens a matter of serious moment, and a second glance shows him to be engaged in the sale of a box of homoeopathic pills, that, he positively assured the purchaser, would cure any form of hernia in twenty-four hours. Disposing of his customer. liwalt turned to welcome me. Wliile thus engaged, Lewis, my old roommate, came in, with a smile that gave every evidence of prosperity, and with his characteristic generosity invited me to the matinee with him. From a force of 82 ' N j 1 gg , - habit, acquired in days gone by, I asked how much he had on him, to which he replied that Harry Naylor, jr., had just paid him for his quiz, one Jurisprudence and Hygiene fthis quiz being Lewis' main means of livelihoodi. Thus assured, we started for the theatre, and on the way Lewis made a move that caused me to be most apprehensive of an invitation which he had given me to dine with him v1zfamzYa, for he stopped at the well-known fish dealer, F. S. Orem, and bought a codfish of unusual size and quality. Without further interruption we reached the theatre, where we were warmly welcomed, from the boxoffice window, by my old friend, jack Reik, whose afhuence and influence in the theatrical line is visibly, and I might say, audibly vouched for by the four-carat diamond adorning the glossy expanse of his pink shirt. Knowing his old classmates and their probable financial condition, Jack, in his state of prosperity, takes pity upon us and invites us to occupy a box. Hardly do we take our seats before the curtain rises and Frederick Lawford, the renowned violinist, makes his appearance amidst a tumult of applause, it being the matinee girls' time, and they were in evidence to do honor to this long-hair artist, and truly, this adulation was but a just tribute to a great musician, and eclipsed anything of the kind since the triumph of Paderewski. The next treat on the program was a sketch by Edward Sanborn Smith, entitled "VVhat is Home without a Rubber Plant." That little Eddy was a favorite there could be no doubt, and I naturally felt a pardonable pride in my classmates and looked with keen interest for the next triumph But, we were now given a treat that was not billed. In the family circle there appeared a slight commotion, and looking up from the box where we sat I saw a family party, composed of Schields, Tarran and Cannon, each with a chubby-faced little youngster, their appearance alone a winning testimonial to Dr. Mitchell's modified milk formula. The little ones were sitting upon their fathers' laps quietly, when, in an unguarded moment, one of the youngsters pinched one of his companions, and then the scene was truly great, each proud parent assumed his full complement of parental dignity, and each censured the other two for the ill-breeding of their sons and adjourned to the foyer to settle the question. The performance having reached the thirsty period, Lewis and I retired to the cafe. Upon inquiry for NV. H. Smith, Lewis assured me that the reports of this famous surgeon had not been exaggerated and that his private sanitarium was second to none in this broad land. As of old, Smith devotes himself assiduously to his work, taking but one month in the twelve for his vacation, which, for the past two years, was spent in the vicinity of Sweet Chalybeate Springs, Virginia. After his second visit, Smith brought home the attraction, which was not the health-giving waters of the place, but in a word, Smith has a wife and a cook in one. Noticing a newsboy, I called for a paper and the startling announcement fills me with horror-a well-known Baltimorean in the hands of the cannibals. The article goes on to state that, while upon one of his missionary visits to the Philippines, Dr. Skillman was captured by one of the tribes of the interior, the most bloodthirsty and ferocious savages and a constant menace to our progressive civilization in our new possession, but, the paper went on to state, also, that as terrible as was the death of Dr. Skillman, it was not without good results, for immediately following the feast, at which he was chief entree, this terrible tribe developed an attack of peculiar gastritis that proved fatal in every case, and thus this little Skillman dinner served the purpose of exterminating a tribe which, in my younger days, proved no mean obstacle to the peerless troops under General Otis. 33 -. N- . X y - X .-Xw rp, ., On the way from the theatre we passed Kahn's bookstore, and Wishing to see the new books stepped inside. Kahn showed me a book that he claimed had an immense run among medical men, especially students, who are desirous of the correct information in regard to class elections. The book, I was told, is universally read and is in its third edition, of 100,000 each. The book was affectionately dedicated to Kid Barrow, the author being none other than the renowned Irving Spear. Securing a copy of this treasured volume, I left the store and found myself upon a thoroughfare bounding a well-known plaza. The usual Saturday evening crowd thronged the streets and fakirs were everywhere in evidence. Towards the centre of the square, I noticed one of these worthy gentlemen standing upon a barrel, diligently extolling upon the virtues of a certain elixir of life, that he promised to be a specific for anything from Ustunbruises to alopeciaf' The crowd, though of good size, did not seem to have the style of customer suited to the wiles of this little fat fakir, and, for a moment, I feared my old friend Tom Green would wait sometime to make a sale. But, just at this moment, there appeared on the outskirts of the crowd a probable customer, in the person of a rather rural looking gentleman, who, sitting upon a wagon load of produce, seemed lost in the flood of eloquence of this great healer, and in a moment poor old Hebb had stepped down from his wagon and invested the profits of the day's sale in the purchase of this mysterious potion, and with great excitement prepared to give the elixir an "internal" trial, but the result was never known to me, for, just prior to making the test, Hebb, with almost criminal carelessness, deposited in the crowd that ever present quid of tobacco. A profound shock, an hour of horror followed and this tumult of excitement seemed to arouse me and I awakened to Find my office bell ringing a Happy'New Year, with the anouncement of a patient. The Copper. tBegging the pardon of Mr. Kipling! A cop there was and he went to arrest fEven as cops will doj Some students whose actions were not of the best fWe called him a " sophy " in uniform dressedl, But the dupes his identity never guessed fEven as dupes will do.J Some students there were and their time they spent fEven as students will doj Following pleasure with thoughtless intent tPawning their clothes when they hadn't a centp, But the time had now come for the youths to repent fliven as youths must do.j Oli l the things they said and the way they plead And the sneaking escapes they planned, All for a Copper who never was real fAnd now we know he never was realy, lint they never did understand. ' Oh ! the fears they wasted and the tears they wasted And the work of the head and hand, All for the Copper who was only a fake fAnd now we know he was ever a fakel, But they did not understand. The " soph " was stripped of his uniform CEven as fakes must bel, But he'd played his prank, so he didn't mourn fNow it isn't on record that vengeance was swornj, But if Iwere that " soph " I'd be somewhat forlorn fEven as fakes must be.J And it isn't the shame and it isn't the blame That stings like a white hot brand g It's the coming to know that he ne'er was a cop fSeeing at last he could ne'er be a copy And they could not understand. Grinds. FACULTY AND STUDENTS-"f7I1C polished horde, Formed of two mighty bands, the Bores and the Bored -Byron. EDITORS-" Who borrow much, then fairly make it known, H 4 And damn it, with improvements not their own. , -Klang. SENIORS-" Go not freely nor indiscriminately to clinics." JUNIORS-" Remote, unfriendly, solitary, slow." 1 - Gola'5mz'flr. SOPHOMORES-" Their virtues we write in water." FRESHMEN--" Of young and tender age, when milk modication is so necessary." -Ewalf. CHISOLM--" His manners were gentle, complying and bland." - G oldsmith. MCPHAIL-" The mildest rnannered man That ever scuttled ship or cut a throat." -Byron. HOUSTON-" The man that often speaks, but never talks," STRICKLER-H One omnipresent, damned, infernal noise." -Old Play. BENNETT-" Her looks do argue her replete with modesty." WESSEL-" A babe in the house is a well spring of pleasure." -Tupper. HILI,MAN-" A little round, fat, oily man of God." - Thomson. MATTHhXX'S-"A man may smile and smile, and still be a villain." -Haafzlel. 85 :gat . IDEAL-" In some ambition is the chief concern." RK,JBEIi'I'SON1" Let me have his beard shaved off and his eyebrows filed more civil." OREBIQU Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty." f - Shakespeare. STONEf" Patience, and shuffle the cards." - C'e1'zfaf1!e5. OVNEILL, B.-" He spent his days in riot most unworthy, And mixed with mirth the drowsy ear of night." SMITH, VV. H.-" Night after night he sat, blearecl his eyes with book." BARROXY-H He learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery, How to scale a fortress or a nunneryf' SMITH, E. S -f' He was yoost a little poy, not so bigger as a doll." -Riley. CANNON-" Love's history, as life's, is not ended by marriage." STEVENS-H116 looked as if he had been put away and forgotten half a century before and somebody had found him in a lumber closet." -DZ.C'k67I.S'. SPEAR-" There is no good reason why he should go to hell, so he is going to heaven." BLAKE-" Absence makes the heart grow fonderf' ARMSTRONG-" Music hath charms to soothe The savage beast, But when he sings, none But the deaf have rest." llfl1illIJliRS--" One who struggles hardest of humanity To keep his language free from profanity." XVii.soN, S. D- " Then he will talk-good gods! how he will talk." -Lee. Nmmoic-'f A poet's made as well as born." -Ben fahnsun. Lnusiriiz-" I am so fresh the very grass Turns pale with envy as I pass." 86 I frff., , ' 1 .ivy V. LEWIS, C. H.-" Repented all his sins and made a last irrevocable vow of ieformation -Byron. EWALT-" The worst fault he has is to be in love." HEBB-" The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes." ITYSLOP-"LlI1WCpt, unhonored and unsung." -Scoii. CLARK, W. F.-" A hungry, lean-faced villain, a mere anatomyf GREEN, T. M.-" The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended human nostrils HOYT.-" 0 cruel masher of children's hearts." WICKS-"Ye gods and little hshes, what a form." -Strirkler' LEWIS, H. D.-" You told a lie, an odious, damned lie, Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie." -Othello. KIGHT-U His was the hand of deliverance." -Ewall. DEMARSCA-" Open my heart and you will see Graven inside of it Italy." -Browning. NALLEX'-"I think according to my little skill." GREEN, P. W.-" The glass of fashion and the mould of form 3 The observed of all observers." In all thy humors, whether grave or mellow, Thou art such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow." BECK-ff KAHN-" O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother. -Hamlel. TARUN-" Who can foretell for what high cause This darling of the gods was born? " -Andrew TULL-" WHITTAKER-" The hairs of thy head are numbered." S7 37 Illasoel. God made him, therefore, let him pass for a man." l,.xwifoim-" Behold the child, by nature's kindly law, Pleased with a rattled, tickled with a straw. -Essay on 311111 .' lbpe. Kitts-" Thou art unit for any place but hell." Owexs-Q' XYas ever man so ffrandl ' made as he." Pr lXl.bXK'l'IX, l'. -I.-" XVhen they speak of him they shake their heads " Seiiomiik-"I am not lean enough to be a good scholar." Tii,mt'Ii--' Ilalf his virtues are not here expressed." 'Z' The Soubrette. Shes so sweet and deniure, That you eoulrln't, 1.111 sure, Imagine the trouble she raises- The boys see and adore, Then they watch the Stage door, ' 4.. I V' T' ,K 'Y-,i,,N if - if ly ,l.xQkQ..d'wZh gigflgd X if , ' :xl f Kg' l - N' MNA f 1 f f f! And all Howard street ringa with her praises. N i S ft. "Slit-'s so chic," they declare- "Fueh 11 Cute 1"renehyair"- "Anil khe's lmuilt according to Gray Y" Su the thought ofher looks, Inwteacl oftheir books, Holds place in their brains the next day. They niust go the next night, Anil though they know it's not right, All the week they continue to sin so- 'l'ht-y winil up uith a flrunk, And then when they llunk, 'Vhey Iilanie it on poor lloctor NVinsl0w. 1 98 f f fix N X 1 , N , i . . , K V , , ' V K 1 lA x X 'qx - "".': Nj , X Q a. . it i y l ' .AN i i--y .,J.,.iVt.t:xly , 4 ji ik fi'l'Ql,1 ff! :J t 'I V. It X., K K XL xf' l ' 'Al ' J I lf! ll i-lf? ,air .5453 ' ref, - ' ., .,,,-,- ..,,-.-.L ' First comes our finest lecturer, Beloved Professor C. Who gives quinine when e'er he can. Or iron t. i. d.g May everyone who listens when He speaks of human ills, Cure four and twenty patients For every one he kills. There was a man in our town, Who jumped with all his might, He jumped right through a bramble bush, And soon was " out of sight g " But when he found his eyes were out, With all his might and main, He rushed to Hiram's offices, I-Ie's now in sight again. Professor Ashby's fame we knew In Gynaecology, Is just as great as Marion Sims, At least, so Sims told me 3 Long may he live. the best of men, And prosper to the end. Though he often cuts an abdomen, He never cut a friend. Here comes the babies' doctor, Our good and jolly Dean, From twelve to one on week days " His jiblets " can be seen g When he starts out to see the kids, His patients oft have smiled, For of all this famous faculty, He alone can bear a child. And now a noted surgeon talks On symptoms of gangrene, And now he skips to how to cut In taking out the spleen Q Alas, he's gone to tetanus, Ye gods I I do declare, .As well as learning surgery, I'm learning how to swear. The Faculty. S9 And now we strive our addled brains With higher thoughts to train, And go to hear a lecture On the sulci of the brain g Thus every day at half-past four We wend our weary way, And though " its Miles to lecture," We walk it every day. Look out for Stokes, he's full of germs, He carries them around, He would follow a bacillus Even six feet under ground 3 I really don't know what he'll do When he leaves this mortal sphere, And Satan meets him at the door, With "all things are sterile here." Of Coale, our noble chemist, I've often heard men say The fatty tissue on his frame Outweighs a bale of hay. That Neale and others balance things, In my mind, there's no doubt, While Neale brings people in the world The others put them out. But, hark ! Professor Winslowgtalks Of gross Anatomy, And soon he tells the boys a joke That fills them all with glee 3 Then hear Professor Atkinson, With a solemn accent say " Dimethylamideazobenzole " Is a good thing in its way. Here is to our University, The finest in the land I May she always win at foot-ball, Or what ever else she had planned, May her sons increase and multiply, As sons are apt to do, So that in the twentieth century She'll have sons and daughters, too. Class 1901 WM. L. MAULDIN E. T. BROWN, W. R. ROGERS, ADELSBERGER, E. E., A1-IROON, C. R.. . AINSWORTH, H., BALLENOER, E. G., BARNES, B. F., JR , BARRON, J. I., . BOND, J. A., BROWN, E. T., . BROYVN, P. R., JR., BYERS, A. C., . CARMAN, R P, . CASTEL, E. DE V., CLARK, H. E., . COOK, C, C., . COSTNER, G. H., COULBOURNE, W. H., DAVIS, W. H., . Class I I . Officers. . PRESIDENT. G. W. HEMMETER, . VICE-PRESIDENT. B. H. DORSEY, . SECRETARY. R. E. YELLOTT, . . E. G. BALLENGER, . EDITOR. Members. Maryland DORSEY, B. H., . Maryland DUDLEY, N. S., . . Georgia. EMRICH, W. North Carolina. FAMOUS, C. W., . . . Florida. FERGUSON, F. C., South Carolina. FISHER, C. T., JR., . Maryland. FOScUE, J. E., . Mississippi FONT, R. C.. New York . Virginia. Maryland . France . Virginia . Maryland North Carolina . Maryland. New York FROSHER, E. J., . GARDNER, C. W. GIBSON, J. A., GLASS, R. McC., TREASURER HISTORIAN. . .POET. Maryland. Maryland. Maryland. . Maryland. South Carolina . Maryland North Carolina . Maryland New York. . Connecticut . 'Virginia . Virginia GOLDSBOROUGH, W. W., Maryland. fi.-XLL, P. C., Maryland HALL, R. S., Maryland I-IARDEN, A. S., . . Kentucky HARGROVE, W. F., North Carolina Harm, J. M., . Hr-iMMiiTER, G. VX .. joxiis, li. L., . K.xL1:, G. lf, . Kokxi-3n.xY, XY. LA HARKEN, J. P., L.x'r1n11iR, G. XV., I.1I.Lx', P. E, LOVE, H. . MCEAQHHRN, li. C., lXIC3II'RR.-XY, J. B., lNI.xI'I.I11N, XVM., L. JR BIAYIXEXY, VV. H., 3I1iSS1IoRE,VV. T., DIILTON, j. YAN D., BIURITZ, J. D., . Mx'1aRS, Ii. M., RANKIS, YV. S., . R121-Linea, J. VV., Members-Continued. North Carolina. . Maryland Maryland . Maryland North Carolina. . Maryland Maryland . Maryland West Virginia North Carolina South Carolina . Maryland Pennsylvania. . 'Virginia Maryland . Maryland North Carolina . Marylzmfl REEKS, T. ROGERS, F. O., ROGERS, F. W., ROGERS, W. R., SAPPINGTON, W. F., . SKINNER, L. C., SLEDGE, G. R., . SMITH, H. B., . SPEIGHT, R. H., JR., . ST.-XRLINGS, A. S., . THOMPSON, D., VVATTERS, B. C., WEERIS, E. D., . WEST, J. M. B., W1i,L1AMs, A. F., Jr., W1i.soN, A. A., VVINSLOW, N., VVOLFE, R. M., . YELLo1'r, R. E., xr . New York North Carolina Rhode Island . . Virginia . Maryland. North Carolina . . Virginia . Bermuda. North Carolina. . Maryland North Carolina . Maryland Maryland . Maryland North Carolina South Carolina . Maryland New York Maryland J' If .- " Ak istory-Class 1 . MQW 5 nu 1, I , . .. . . . . . . . . ' Hln American eagle, wafting its flight amidst the clear azure sky, bears on its beak an inscription which - shows to the world that it has been recorded in the annals of the past, that the Class of IQOI of the A University of Maryland should stand at the close of the old or the beginning of the new century fwhichever it is I will leave for the pedants to decideil, imbibing at the fountain of wisdom, filling themselves to overflowing with that phantom of delight, " knowledge." Having passed through the trials and tribulations of the first two years, they have now ascended the supreme heights of a 'flunior " and consider themselves monarchs of all they survey. Upon this lofty position they look back into the past with honor, and predict great things for the future, but time alone will reveal the true nature of things. To give a descriptive account of each member of the aggregation would border almost on the impossible. Suffice it, therefore, to give only in a general way a laconic account of the deeds of these worthy sons of toil. The first thing of interest concerns one of our learned professors, Dr. Neale. XVe being mindful that he was about to leap rashly among the blossomed-covered thorns of matrimony land probably now wishes himself out againj, had decided to give him a little something. Chl readers, our hearts were as boundless as the ocean, but our pocketbooks, well, you know how that is yourself Anyhow, we decided to give him this something, though it may serve no other end than just a kind memento. Next question arose, who was to present these things of beauty. Our President, owing to his coyness, and probably fearing he would soar too high into eloquence, absolutely refused. At last, it was decided to tickle our Dean a little by asking him to distinguish himself. Of course, he accepted. So on the 2d of November, as the sun was stealing out from its cowl of mist, the members of IQOI congregated in the Chemical Hall to instil vigor and encouragement into this beloved professor. As the door opened and the figure of Dr. Neale could be seen, the crowd commenced to whistle the wedding march, and the feeling of self-importance which prevailed his physiognomy was a picture which not even the painter's brush could do justice to. But I suppose it is natural for one, on an occasion like this, to feel that he is theo nly grain of sand on the Seashore. Our Dean made a pretty little presentation speech, containing some beautiful thoughts, wishing Dr. Neale success in the new .field of life which he was about to walk. At the conclusion of his speech, our President, Mr. Mauldin, walked up to the desk and unveiled something. VVhat was it? Gold, silver, too g what is the matter with Dr. Neale ?-he has retracted 93 his steps, there he leans against the blackboard, his hand before his eyes, and an expression on his face that would say, if it could speak, "Chl fortune, doth thou smile upon me?" The brilliancy from those wonderful things of beauty dazzled everybody in the room, they all had a case of photophobia. VVhat were they? Well, I would say, most anything from a teaspoon up to a refrigerator, and, judging from the looks of them, they must have been selected by a bimetallist, for they were silver on one side and gold on the other. After fully recovering himself, Dr. Neal said: " Gentlemen, I appreciate the gift, not on account of its intrinsic value, but for the cordial sentiments that go with it." Now, if he really meant this, it must have been appeciated very much, for there was, I am sure, more sentiment than cold cash contained in it. " For all that glitters is not gold." About this time the Class of 1902 began to feel their importance and decided to have a banquet. Did they have it? A description of this would fill a volume. I will say that the interruption of the banquet by the Class of 1901 may be compared to the interruption of the sleep of Orestes by the furies. The majority of the Class of 1901 assemble once a week to be quizzed by our little quiz-master, Dr. Allen 5 he is so young and so fair. I can't tell why, but everybody seems to be deeply interested in this branch. Ithink most every one would like to know why Ballenger was one night so interested in the Secondary Areola of blondes, there must be some reason for it. Also, why Major Paul R. Brown, jr. qwhat a namej seems so deeply interested in this quiz. He sits with his hands upon his forehead, endeavoring to pick up every gem of knowledge that emanates from our Professor's lips. Our hearts leap forward to the Historian of the Class of 1900, especially, for his description of the " Drama " ras he calls itj between the Classes of 1900 and 1901 two years ago. It is a glorious thing, one glance at it would move the dullest soul and melt the painter and the poet into tears. His descriptive powers are wonderful, and his imagination vivid. I predict that some day he will let fall from his pen some of the most distorted facts ever woven by human genius. It is a funny thing in human knowledge that we can always arrive at the conclusion we want to, and it will be a true one Qaccording to our own viewi, whether the premise be false or true. Such, I think, is the syllogism the Historian of IQOO has launched upon us. For if he would travel backward on the river of thought and refresh his memory, I am sure he would see that things were not as his self-concocted drama would lead one to infer. Isaid he had a vivid imagination, for it was wholly a thing of imagination, one of his air castles, with a foundation of snow or sand. This needs no proof, it is self-evident. I will, however, argue it no longer, for in the words of the Spanish proverb, " It is a waste of lather to try to shave an ass." The mighty warriors of 1901 come from almost every point on the compass, from where the morning sun bathes its face in the crystal waters of the Atlantic, to where the gentle zephyrs blow across the Pacific, from the ice-clad peaks of the Arctic region to the tropical climes of the VVest Indies. Une more year will complete their course at the University of Maryland, then they will wrap the drapery of their gowns around them and steal away from the fostering arms of their Alma Mater and launch out on the ocean of life. Some, perhaps, will have in their possession the oars that will enable them to steer through its storms and sail through its rocks and shoals, and others, perhaps, will be as a bubble on the stream of thought, and although they may catch the sunshine for a moment, they will soon float down the swift current and be seen no 9-1 more. H1s'roR1AN. . . It was evening on the Bowery, And a heavy fog hung low, When a cop rang the bell at 629 And asked for McEachern, you know, His landlady said he was in at tea, Went to call him, then back she came, Said he'd left the house quite a while ago, But the cop was on to the game. The Police He knew that Bokit must have climbed o'er the fence. As frightened as ever could be, So next Mr. Cop called at 648, 'Twas Williams he wanted to see 3 He caught hold of Houcks by a trifling mistake, And said, " Sir, is Williams your name ? " But the youth blew out for the nearest side street, For he was not on to the game. The copper then crossed to 645, Followed by students galore 3 Is Bob Stuart at home? " he politely asked Of the fairy who came to the door, But she was not quite such an easy mark, And a fib did she quickly frame- CG 1 He s down mid the green fields of Virgi Fair " Zaza " was on to her game. nia"- Raid. Number 635 was visited next, And Pierce was the honored one there 2 He stopped playing set-back and went with the cop, In sadness descending the stair g Poor Donohue then was scared nearly to death, He never has since been the same, But his friends kindly saved him from going to jail, By putting him on to the game. Messmore was taken without any fuss, And got to the corner of Green, When the cop turned pale and started to run, For " Bruno " appeared on the scene g A merry chase followed, the students all yelled, It really was not at all tame, Messmore was bewildered, but greatly relieved, Though not really on to the game. The pace was now quickened, the cops running well, When the one in the lead lost his hat 3 "It's Dutchie Gruver," cried Messmore, in greatest disgust, " To think that he faked me like that." The race was now ended, "Dutchie " won by a neck 3 But he won-you know-just the same, He fairly rolled in the door at 618, And they all got on to the game. 'I' A Tragedy. A gay Bacillus, to gain him glory, Declared the Gonococci naughty, Once gave a ball in a laboratory. And would not care to stay at all The fete took place on a cover glass, If they were present at the ball. Where vulgar germs could not harass. The ball began, the mirth ran high, None but the cultured were invited, With not one thought of danger nigh. fFor microbe cliques are well unitedl, Each germ enjoyed himself that night, And tightly Yzlosed the ballroom doors, With never fear of the Phagocyte. To all the germs containing spores. 'Twas getting late Land some were " loaded "3 The Staphylococci first arrived- When a jar of formalin exploded, To stand in groups they all contrived- And drenched the happy dancing mass The Streptococci took great pains Who swarmed the fatal cover glass. To seat themselves in graceful chains. 4 ee ,P A, M While, somewhat late, and two by two, ' The Diplococci came in view. Not one survived, but perished all The Pneumacocci, stern and haughty, At this Bacteriologic ball. 95 Ll E ,1 fy BALTH.'iC.',g LC LTGT CF DCIVIML gp - .1 .I Class I902 W f W WU fx ' X I lx' ' 0 ffzl 'AH L istory-Class I 'Rf ' r " . :ju ' Colors-Garnet and Black. Banquet Day-December- ,GZZZLJ Yell-Mum. G ' X What nobler aim can man attain . W -,Q Than conquest over human pain. X. W' I . 1' ' T VVAS, indeed, with sensations of joy and pleasure that we hailed the dear old campus and revered i K' N, . .g - 4 - " halls of our University at the beginning of the second epoch of our voyage. XVithal there was a 2' Xl i ' lx certain amount of sadness mingled, as welcoming some old comrade of the past voyage, we failed to ltr-:.f-gig 1 discern others who had been with us. The treacherous and shifting shoals otf Capes Smith and Cul- tl . ' breth, although guarded with the most improved lighthouses and apparatus, had proven too much for l -' them. They had found it necessary to put back to port and await fair winds or seek another vocation. What a year it had been. QUR FIRST VOYAGE. October the 3d had been the day set for sailing, and unlike the christening of the battleship Kentucky, we swore by the time-honored custom. With an air of reverence and expectancy, we encounter, for the first time, the Mecca of our journey to the University of Maryland. Full well we knew what was in store for us ere the realizations of our dreams should be reached. Having successfully been launched upon our career, the stockholders decided to commission the ship and appointed a day for the cermony. In the meanwhile, news came in that a pirate ship, of an antedated type, the second year men intended to be present, so while they slumbered in the anatomical dock, being hindered by barnacles for moving rapidly, we held our fete elsewhere. The following men were Commissioned for twelve months z- N. NI. Hegge, Canada, Captain, J. H. Fraser, S. C., Commander, I. L. Hanes, Lieut.-Commander, li. L. Tozier, X. Y., Ensign, and G. C. WVinterson, Md., Surgeon. What a ship it was! A strong, sturdy boat, quivering in every rib, eager to enter upon her voyage. We, her crew, came not excelling in our strong points, but realizing our infirmities, determined that when the goal should have been reached none could point at our record without saying, " XYell done, men, we are proud of you." Ours was an eventful trip, fraught with many pleasures, but these were tempered by the vicissitudes of all such voyages. XYell represented in the various athletic and social events, glee club, track team, foot-ball, all had " IQO2 " men to aid in carrying laurels. Walker and Travers, bearing the brunt of manya hard-fought struggle in guards, back and end plays, could always be 97 xx- relied upon. XVho would dare improve upon our dignified Storrs and gigantic Stubbs, a dream in musical fields. The days quickly passed and Christmas found us ready for a little vacation. VVith the coming of the New Year came the full realization of what was before us. As we would work night after night, stiff work it was. Doctors Harper and Goebiel would demonstrate upon the origin and insertion of the " Sciatic " muscle. VVe felt that volumes had never been written and some new lights would shine forth. Poor Drewry. " Oh ! woman, woman, why wilt thou haunt me so ? " " It was ever thus from childhoods happy hours." He it was who wrote the sequel to-. It is still in press and from rumors will be his thesis on graduation day. The days began to pass more rapidly and signs of land were observed. The entire crew was thrown into a state of excitement, as our chart showed many treacherous shoals, off which many adverse winds always raged. These were to be encountered ere we could reach a haven. At last, the harbor was reached and orders for entering dry dock were given. XVe left upon six months' leave of absence. VVith a hearty grip and sincere words, we bade our comrades " Good-bye." Good sailors we had been and a true crew, perhaps weather-beaten and bronzed, but underneath this rough surface was beginning to be laid the foundation of an irresistible force, which some day will aid in guiding and proving the strong factor in our lives. Summer soon Hitted away, books were unpacked, dusted, and trunks packed. On October 3d, the old campus and halls rang with laughter and song. The life of the University was again taken up, and with a fair breeze and stout hearts, our second voyage had begun. Examinations had been heard from and our craft was ready for sea. What a shipley boat she was, and with garners of fiowers and songs of the old Norse King, Rudolph, we were ready for any emergency. Even if we, DO-NOYHO, failed to lead the Class, there was an interesting finish. The roll was called and absentees noted. Gobiel has left us, perhaps to assume charge of the chair of Anatomy in Sleepy Hollow. Heviren, he of broad understanding, now counts X-ties for the Golden Ruby. Many familiar faces, who had often decorated Buzzard's Roost, have disappeared. There has been new timber placed in and we were glad to welcome them. A silver-tongued speaker, Bye Baby Ranson, is with us, and with him came Pardum, Dieterich, Hayes, and other good men. Huff even he, the deep thinker, has at last solved the problem that two are one and I + I i l, and now walks the halls with the dignified air well-becoming a man of expansive ideas. It has been rumored that Bill Carrigan will soon follow him. Our best wishes, old fellow. Even in the mess rooms it became noised that we were possessed with one great inventive genius. Donohoe's patented room-heater takes the lead. There are others. ls it not right to claim what is ours? To us belongs the honor of being the first undergraduate Class to hold a banquet, and this even in the face of bitter opposition and threats from the student body as a whole. Those who might have profited by past experience, third-year men, were the prime instigators. However, their plans came to naught. A meeting was called and the Altamont chosen. These proceedings were noised abroad, even the details, but all their plots failed. Every thing was a success, a handsomely spread and elegantly served table, dainty menus and enchanting music. For all of these, we are deeply indebted to Mr. Walton Wood and his fellow committee-men. Poor old fellow, they caught him 5 but when you catch a fox, place him in a steel cage, else he soon gets away to his native heath. Such was the third-year men's fate, and XVood was in at the finish, presiding with all the grace of a Southern gentleman. In 98 the wee sma' hours, we wended our way home, each feeling-. Let us hope a custom has been established which from now on will prevail. It has brought us in closer, warmer contact and already the good can be seen. A bond of sympathy and feeling has been established, which year by year will become stronger and exist long after our voyage as a student has been completed. As the year draws to a close, I must not forget to speak of our scientific agriculturists, Pierce. Thomas, H. D. Walker, H., and Travers. With such operators in the market cotton would advance cent per pound. Those who sit in the seats of the exalted will surely fall, and such was the fate ofthe Fresh. Since the Fresh have been instructed on place and respectful times to hold meetings, they are improvingg but still they roost high. Every one knows what the Estachian tube is, and when Dr. VVinslow treats us to an alphabetically arranged paper, we go up against it. The voyage is nearly over. In a short while we will again come up against danger signals, but this time it will be a rocky coast and a deep driving fog. Let us hope, however, that with Careful steering our precious ship may reach port safe and sound, and with the casting of anchor there will be no maimed tars aboard. At a meeting of stockholders, the following commissions were executed : Officers. CAPTAIN, N. M. HEGGIE, . . . Canada. ENSIGN, H. L. RUDOLPH, . Gainsville, Ga. COINIMANDER, J. H. WALKER, . . Charlotte, N. C. SURGEON, R. O. LYELL, . . . Franklin, Ya. LIEUT.-COINIMANDER, A. M. SHIPLEY, . . Harmon, Md. FLAG OFFICER, J. H. FRASER, . Georgetown, S. C. Tars. BOORER, R. E , Bovl-ER, G. E., CARRIGAN, W. CAWLEY, W. D., . CAwooD, J. H. M., . CoLE. J. K., . Franklin, Va. . Tamagua, Pa Society Hill, S. C . . Elkton, Md Clemento, Md Grafton, W. Va. COLLINS, . . Crislield, Md COOPER, H. F., Baltimore, Md DIETERICH, Baltimore, Md. DONOHOE, S. R. . . . Fairfax, Va DREWRY, C. R., . . Drewry's Bluff, Va DRISCOLL, A. B., . . Baltimore, Md. FRANKLIN, A. L., . Marston, Md. GARNER, H. H., . . Darlington, S. C. GATELEX', . . Baltimore, Md 99 Govou, C. E., GRAY, O. -I., . GRUGER, C. D., HANES, J. L., HARPER,J.,C., HAYES, W. A., HUFF, D. E., HUMPHREY, W. JACKSON, R. w., KANSTROOM, D. KURTZ, C., . LEONARD, O. W., . LESTES, R. I., LOVE, C. VV., BICCLANNAHAN, W. E.. . . BaltiI11Ore. Md . . Crepo, Md. . Strandsburg, Pa. . Winston, N. C Loundesville, S. C Hillsboro, X. C. Blayberry, Md. . Paxson,Ya Bainbridge. Ga Baltimore, Md Pennsylvania Reidville, S. C Baltimore, Md C . . N. Baltimore. Md BICDONALD, J. W., Almzxnss, S., . BIATIIIAS, E. L.. MAXWELL, H. B., BIILLER, F. O., . BIEYERS, G. R., XEIXAN, M. B., NIcIIoLs, F. N., PIIIFER, F. W., PRICE, M. L., . PL'I.ISTON,S., . PIERCE, B. li. PI'RIIL'M, H., . B. B. RANSON, R.-XTIIIE, J. E., RICHARDSON, C. RII.EY, B., . RAMM, A., . R051-1NTH.XL,lNI., SCIIWARTZ, M., . K Members-Continued. Worcester, Mass. Baltimore, Md Westminster, Md Whitex'i1le, N. C Baltimore, Md. . Douts, Md . Henricks, Va. . Denton, Md Statesville, N. C . Towson, Md. Montecello, Fla. Wadesville, Va. Fountain Mills, Md . Staunton, Ya. Cockeysville, Md. . Bel Air, Md. . Berryville, Ya SHAXV, F. MCH., SLAVIN, M., . SLUTSKIN, M. S., . SNYDER, . STUART, R. H., STORRS, B. W., STUBBS, W. P., THOMAS, G. W. THoIxIAs, R. M., TODD, C. G., . TozIER, E. K., TRAVERS, P. L., WALKER, H. D., WHITE, A. H., XVHITE, W. K., WINTERSON, G. C., WOOD, W. H., . Baltimore, . Baltimore, Md. YOURTEE, G., Md. WHITTLE, H. L , . . Manchester, N. H. 6-R 43,23 il ,xx I ,n I X I' .i i I I. Q , Q A Q , . AQ 1 f SETI? K ,,, if , X - zkkvaf ff Us i 7 Alf? C. ,- 7' - f . f:fff2.t415 ,4 - v,w-,. 5 4 - A iv-N , ff .fir .. . 5' 1 ,ff ' f,,' I X 'X ' x , 1 . s-fu' A , 1 . ., - , I I 'fr-,X ' I ' Q- ' ---. ' 114 2, , ' 1 Q be f . -I X if Q f 1 .M ,fm rf ,fl ' E-.Zig ' 'Q f 5 X .Art-I I N 1 l N hx I , Qv' ,f-Wi.. I 0" '1 - -- , Wx , l f 9 1, ! , A J." A' -z - f n .ff-if T f , Q .f :L , , 'f ' 1 ' . I I Bowery Band. X f X f , f f X 1 .ffw 2 ff f T i i W "ll l T .f .1 152. 2 X X HH' lt '. Cfjil Westminster, Md. Berne, Switzerland. . Baltimore, Md. Centreville, Md. Martinsburg, W. Va Morristown, N. Y . Baltimore, Md . Baltimore, Md . Savannah, Ga . Duewest, C Little Faces, N. Y. . Baltimore, Md . Creswell, N. C . El Paso, Texas . Baltimore, Md Elkridge, Md . Baltimore, Md . Frederick, Md . Baltimore, Md istory-Class 1 0 Motto-Unity, Progress, Excellence. Colors-Purple and Old Gold. Yell-Zip, Za, Bum, Rip-Rah-Ree, 'Varsity of Maryland, Nineteen Three! Officers. PRESIDENT, . . N. L. SPENGLER. HIsToRIAN, . F. C. MOOR, VICE PRESIDENT, . . . . R. B. JEFFERSON, JR. SERGEANT-AT-ARMS, H. W. BRENT. SECRETARY AND TREASURER, . J. H. IGLEHART. ARTIST, . . W. S. SIMPSON. Executive Committee. N. L. SPENGLER, Chairman. C. W. BROWN, C. A. OVERMAN. R. W. FISHER, L. J. EFRID, A. ROSSETTE. Milk famine, half fed, Starvation, he's dead-a Freshman. T IS scarcely expected that a Class, which can count only four months since its formation, could boast of many deeds of any especial historical interest, and the Freshman Class of the present is no exception. It has been neither better nor worse than the average, but has endeavored, in all things, to keep within the happy medium, wherein is neither publicity nor obscurity. This disposition is due, no doubt, not so much to any lack of strength, both mental and otherwise, as to a very natural deference to the upper Classes, therefore it would be very unjust, as well as unwise, to pass judgment at this early period in their course. Thus far, at any rate, there have been no deeds of excellence, either in the lecture halls or on the athletic field, and the History of the Class might be written in one sentence: " In October they came and until -lanuary they have existed." Quite early in the session, the Class met, elected temporary officers and formed itself into a thoroughly legislative body, for the purpose of bringing to a final issue a matter, not only of national interest, but also of especial moment to this particular Class, viz: The Race Question. This discussion resulted, in the course ofa very short time, in the withdrawal of one of the original members of the Class, and as if, having shown their thorough competence to deal with matters of State, the Freshmen ceased their legislative enactments, and became merely a defensive organization to resist the ever-threatening attacks of the Sophomores. They have been successful in this, thanks as much to the fact that the Sophs have been kept IOI busy with more interesting affairs, as to any prowess manifested by the Freshmen. Of course, some of them, who, contrary to one of the most sacred customs Of the University, attempted to push themselves too near the front in the Chemical Or Anatomical Halls, were compelled to suffer the bumps and bruises, necessary to being "passed up," and one Of the Class, not a medical, however, became for a short time the unwilling patient of a few upper Classmen, who seemed to have great confidence in Hydrotheraphy as an antipyretic, and who could not lose this chance Of trying an experiment on such a " warm member " as Jamaica. Needless to say, the treatment was entirely successful, and the temperature of at least one Of the Indies was decidedly reduced. The Class now numbers eighty men, drawn from many States Of the Union. The North, South, East and West, each have representatives, and since they have no past failures over which to grieve, they can look forward, with some degree of hopefulness, to a career of success and, we hope, of pleasure. May the Spring of IQO3 see the graduation of a Class which will not only do honor to the University of Maryland, but which will also be an addition to the Profession, in a deeper sense than mere numbers. HISTORIAN. Members. ALDRIDOE, H. A. DOUOHTRIDGE, P. H. JARv1s, C. S. ASPER, C. P. EFRID, L. J. JEFFERSON, R. B., JR. BABIONE, A. A. EVANS, J. H. JENN1NOs,J. MCE. BENSON, C. P. FISHER, R. W. JONES, H H. BOHANNAN, A. P, FOSSAS, INI. KNICKMAN, W. BOSYEN, J. S., JR. BOYER, H. R. BRENT, H. W. BRISCOE, B. VV. BROWN, C. W. lllII'I'ERT, W. I. IQUMOARNER, F. 0. Bifscn, J. W. C.-iR'rER, H. P. CAwI.Ev, W. D. COLE, COLLINS, C. E. CRIST, R. O. IJONAHOE, H. C. GARNER, J. E. GAX'AN, W. S. GERsTEL, F. S. GRUVER, C. D. HAMILTON, P. H.-XRRIS, R. V. HART, F. L. HAYES, W. A. HOLLAWAY, H. HUNTER, A. R. HURLEY, J. IGLEHART, J. H. JACKSON, R. W JAMES, W. R. :oz LEVY, A. L. LOCKARD, G. C. MALDIES, H. J. MANN, T. A. MARTIN, D. C. MYERS, J. L. MINTY, A. W. MOOR, F. C. MULLAN E H. NICE, J. A. OlDONNEL, T. J O'MARA, J. T. OVERMAN, C. A PALMER, P. C. Members-Continued. POISAL, C. E. SMITH, A. P. XVEED, F. XV. RATHIE, J. L. SMITH, L. J. VVILKINS, F. J. ROSSETTE, A. SI-ExOLER, N. L. XVILKINSOX, A. L ROSSETTE, J. SULLIVAN, E. M. WILSON, M. SANDERS, A. L. TERRY, C. E. WINDLEY, R. E. SAPPINGTON, C. T. W. TII.-us, C. J. XVRIGHT, F. G. SEDWICK, J. O. TORBITT, W. J. YOUNG, C. T. SIMPSON, W. S. WATRINS, D. A. .1 - - ,--1'-z ,Af9,'fT"i x. 1 EX . A AA .I S Coming-Out Party. IULIUS C.Es,xR PIE.-XLE. ROIIULUS RIILLS. CLEOPATRA ALLEN. BIARCUS AIIRI-:LIUS FARHNEY. N.-XPOLEON BONAPARTE KIGHT. SARAH BERNHARIIT SPRUILL. HERBIION HEILIG. DIARY LOUISE FITZHUOH. IO3 The Banquet at the Altamont Hotel. tWith numerous and most humble apologies to Mrs. Norton.l The toast-master of the evening sat at Catonsville, There was a lack of comrades cheering, and the lad felt Strangely illg But a cabby stood beside him, while his formed hopes ebbed awayg And bent, with pitying glances, to hear what he might say. The sorry Sophie faltered, as he sadly lowered his head, And he said: " I'll never see my own-my Sophomore spread: Take a message and a token to those comrades loved so well, For I am due at the banquet at the Altamont Hotel." Tell my classmates and companions. when they meet, So hushed and stillg I To hear the mournful story of my drive to Catonsville. That I fought the battle bravely, but I realized I'd struck A proposition far too hard in which to hope for luck. For 'mid those howling Indians, were some, grown old in scraps, I'll bet my hat they'd played that game, a fime or iwo-perhaps. And I knew I'd seen my finish, when I heard those Juniors yell, And that I'd miss the banquet at the Altamont Hotel. Tell the president that the other Sophs shall be with him for the soup, That I was but a truant bird, and so I flew de coop. Tell him not to think about that dough the Juniors pinched. It was a cruel trick, I know, and I'd like to see them lynched. And my heart grows fierce with anger, at what they did to us, And I'd like to face the whole of them, and then commence to cuss. Oh! those beastly thieving Juniors, I wish they were in-, well- For they massacred our banquet at the Altamont Hotel. There's another, not a classmate, at that joint on Eutaw Placeg Ah, me! to think I never more shall see his smiling face. I mean the waiter-don't you know-the man who brings the booze. Oh! think of all those toasts of mine, which now the boys must loose. And the champagne, how I love it, too well for idle scorning. Oh, friend! I fear the lighest heart makes, sometime, heaviest morning. I can hear the songs they are singing, I can hear the chorus swell, Throught the pleasant dining-room at the Altamont Hotel. His voice grew faint and hoarserg his grasp was childish weak. He thought about that booze he'd missedg he sighed and ceased to speak. The cabby bent to lift him, but he lay like some one dead. His thoughts had been too much for him, and his reason now had fled. And the soft moon rose up slowly, and all the starry host, And smiled upon that toaster, who never got to toast. And far out in the distance, there chimed a midnight bell, But this Sophie missed his banquet at the Altamont Hotel. 'it Theory of Evolution. Once I was an amoeba, NOW, I am a man, A proto plasmic cell, By Evolution's power. I had it little nucleus, And, Oh, my little nucleus! And that l loved right well. I miss thee every hour. 104 eport of the can of the University of aryland, for the ear l.l To THE FACULTY OF PHYs1c: Gc'1ztle11zeu.'-It gives me great pleasure to announce to you the completion of the Hospital for Students, for the purpose of treating the diseases peculiar to students. I have placed in the body of my report a synopsis of the treatment in certain typical cases, which will show the benefit of treatment in these diseases, for which so little has, up to this time, been done. CASE, NO. I. H. L., age 24, QlVIedical student., Admitted January Ist, suffering from complete loss of appetite. Patient states that he has been unable to eat since the 25th of December. Has had attacks of nausea, but has been unable to raise anything but the devil. Pulse, normal. Respiration, alcoholic. Patient was ordered to attend one of Prof. Miles' lectures on the 'fllllechanism of Swallowing," he states that his appetite was much improved, and on leaving he was able to eat a whole mince pie. He was ordered to another lecture on Digestion. January Ioth. Patient much improved. Can eat boarding-house hash with avidity. Has been g compelled to leave his boarding-house as the landlady refuses to keep him any longer. if ff c41?24 January 12th. Discharged. Cured. A 5 in .' il I ,l ,4' ,iff , , Iwi f CASE, No. 2. A. S. S.. age 32. ClVIedical studenty Patient admitted january 3d, complaining l 'ju 5 of Insomnia. lil M A,Q,g,j1 One lecture on the " Brachial Plexus, and the bones of the Cranium," by Prof. lVinslow, was libs . -,ez .11f:i41'ff,,,g ' 1-A f '2e 2 ,Q , ordered. ,,p,, f. 'f ,f filgqwgi . . . . - Af , f , .5 gfa f Patient states that he fell asleep ten minutes after entering, and awoke g g - L Am iga: gk' five minutes before the close of the lectureg XVas able to kick the seat in bv ! ig .diff My front of him and to put on his hat. fi' - V' Lf January IOth. Discharged. Cured. ,q il .7 I TS 57,315-1 gl if 'ec'-T 1 A ' 5, ' 'e .J ,fm -, . , ,Qs ' , A 3.3'5sia'-:,-,?5s,,Y -gg HCASE, NO. 3. N. G., age 22. QlVIedical studentj Patient complains "mb l f?,fs,wl"i3,j, ' egg: . . . . . ......TQ-fl ' ' 1 ff nf'.'lv " -fijgl'-12' of lapse of memory and inability to articulate. This only comes on, on -fi .m" . special occasions. Patient states that when his name is called in a "quiz," ig , Cf--asf., E s-fig. 'Q' W ' gg he becomes unable to answer, and thus gives a false impression to his ev irzglgvg ea i 'f--+f- .- X-b 1' i' Professors. ...+ 5 105 , Q35 ww? Nofzromjvos 77Z6'7lfZiS' was suspected, and he was ordered to the University Hospital, for diagnosis by the fourth year class. They found him suffering from a compound fracture of the Humerus, the Bubonic Plague, and Acromegalia. They made preparations for a laparotomy, but the patient escaping through the back window, an expectant plan of treatment was adopted as follows : R. Anatomy Grayze, hours ii. Practicum Medicinse, hours iss. Chemisteri, hours ii. M. Sig. To be taken daily. VVith these three examples, which will be sufficient to show the purpose of the Hospital, I will close my report. Very respectfully, THE DEAN. 'Z' I Don't Want to Play in Your Yard. iwith Apologies to the Author of that Pathetic Ba11ad.J Once little Paulie G. wanted to play ball, But his yard wasn't large enough, so he cou1dn't play ball at all. Next door the nurses' yard, is quite large they say. So he said: " I'1l climb o'er the fence and in that yard I'l1play." Up the fence he went, shinning until he'd reached the top, VVas just about to jump over and land with a flop. But Dr. Spruill was standing with eyes awful redg So Paul sat there upon the fence, and to the Doctor said. I don't want to play in your yard, I'1u on to your song and dance. I wouldn't come down there for a dollarg I think too much of my Hospital chance. I'll wait some day till you are dead and goneg 'Till then I'1l stay away, said he, For if I came down in your yard, You wouldnlt do a thing to me. Inf? The Professor's Primer. stands for Atkinson, stands for john, Of Therapy fame, Who prescribes for us drugs 'Till we don't know our name. stands for Bond, So genial and free, Who is a very dear friend W'hen we need " M. C. B." stands for Chew. Whose branch is terrific, But get on the safe side And use " Chew's Specincf' stands for Davis, U Painles dentistry i' man, Who, when our teeth ache, Will relieve all he can. stands for eye And also for ear, And Woods is the man Who we all dread and fear. stands for Frank, An attorney of note, Whose rulings are proper, And from which we must quote. stands for Gorgas, Our dear dental Dean, Who from dental students Their money must wean. stands for Harris, All piety is he, Who pleads with the students From vice to be free. I stands for Injured, R Who Came for relief 5 We calm all their sorrows And soothe all their grief. 107 Whom we must not forget, For John is our old Dissecting room pet. stands for Kalium, Which nerves do subside 3 To pass Dr. Miles, "R, Potassium Bromidef' stands for Lanier, Who, if we can trust rumors, Will tell all he knows About surgery and tumors. stands for Mitchell, Another Dean you must know Who extracts from the students A large pile of " dough." stands for Neale Who will never delay When nature calls him For an " R. O. A." stands for Osteology, The study of bone 3 If you canlt study others Then study your own. stands for Poe, Another good Dean, Who argues law students About their " long green." Stands for Quiz, Which all of us hate, Out ofa possible hundred We usually make eight. stands for Ritchie, A judge of the courts, Who teaches of criminals That infest all of our ports stands for smith, I stands for Winslow, Wh h s H f iene. The "anatomy man," o teac e 5g And talks of autopsies And scares us all green. stands for Tiffany, Who with skill wields the knives 5 May he continue successfully In the saving of lives. stands for University, The much loved old spot, Where many get wisdom And but few do not. stands for Yenable, Z NVho on coroners' juries debates, And with well-balanced words Other laws he relates. X Y Who gives on exams All he possibly can. stands for " Unknown," Who, if truant he plays, Will be " fired " from the school If he's absent three days. stands for Yes, Which we say with a wink When any good fellow Will say " have a drink." Stands for Zero, Which on exams we all dread, And think of in daytime And dream ofin bed. 'Fizz 'S' . 7lEE f f ,- A. f I ,,,.,.3i,. .. Q, f 4 , IQ Q Q, 7, Xxx f flll fx if ., 1 ili llll , i, li 1, 1 , ,K i l. , 0 Al ,Q lj 'OX l'li,' H Nlll wf ll MH" Age . I I l U 1' ' ill ll ll ,- QQQ ' . . ,, , .q s o . , , -' ,. - QQ-.. -,-V hgfy 'II ,if fi rm' 1' 1 I h mi 14? all ll w e f 1 Q' 1 ,- 'l'w 'l1l.'l3.. ll 'till if ,M 7'1fff 'f'f I iv..- ---v1., I. A avi? 17a',"' M ' ' A ffff N ' Dutch Idea of a Cinch. X108 ax ff Q ' ffx . , X ff MW? 'F K 727 - W , h i " wif is if K Q ,,,.-, '14 K - , A y QQ ' X' if , E3 K A X I, ' f j The Massacre of the Innocents, 'fl .1 ' , . I ,244 t Or " Why Smith Left Home." ' "ltr FJ 'Q - X , I Wfzfff' I BY LADYSMITH. f ff' . tk X X IIN f Ari, 7' A TRAGEDY rx SEVERAL Acrs. Q L, ,wa , X if :ff x , I - I .1 , 'ff' f 'f D bf' ,, Srene-The " Bowery." Time-For Another Drink. . t fl-A - , If, 1 . 5-1, tl. MLM ,hiilqk A CHORUS. 546 ,J 4. ' ' " X , j' "A,' ' I Ben -Please, Mr. Officer, da let me go! '?amQ ,ff Yizl i an Wz'1'!z'e-Please, Mr. Otiicer, don't shake me so! A- ' il- x - X bfi' Ben -Please, Mr. Officer, I didn't. I swear! ii "' ll'i!!1'e--Please, Mr. Officer, I live right here! Poor little Willie! Poor little Ben! Out for a jag time-just like big men. 1.30 A. M.-cake-walking then- Ring up Patrol Wagon-corner of Penn. . Scene 2-Examination before bald-headed Ofticial, a Ojicial-What are you doing, in that old hat? What are you doing, dressed up like that? What are you doing, out at this hour ? Why is your clothing all covered in Hour ? Willie-VVe'd been to a dinner at Eutaw Place, We'd been in vited-CBen, makes a face, And interrupting, and Willie correctingj, Please, Mr. Officer, we've been dissecting. Ojicial-Now, stop that yarning, for it's no good! You are the boys that kipnapped Mr. Wood. Rumpled his new pants and crumpled his collar. And kindly relieved him of every darned dollar. Up at the window-Mary, a-crying! Up round the corner-Dutchie, a-flying! Up in his bed-room, Rhodie, a-spying! Then-up at the Station-house-Bennie, a-lying. Wilfre- ttired in dirty culTs and a kindly smile. What are we charged with, Mr. Officer? Ojicial-Dancing, cake-walking, disturbing the peace. Cwciaf- Oh! stuttered Willie, shaking with fright. Will we be locked up, the rest of the night ? VVill you remain here? I'm afraid so. Unless you're able to put up the dough. Then, NVillie, weeping, said: Oh! what a shock? I have a watch and chain, but it's in hock. Then said the officer: Though you're to blame, Yet, Ican't blame you, for I have done the same When I was young-but, still, you must remember That a pazwz-t1'r,l:al is not legal tender. As they were standing there, looking forlorn, Will, in a sweater, Ben, with his coat torn, Quaking and looking the picture of woe, Their friends arrived there-and put up the dough. G4 Fla 1.11. 109 A Student's Dream and the Reclining in an easy chair, With pillows round him piled. A student sits and dreams away, And thus his time beguiled 1 A cigarette, of course, he has, To help his thoughts along, And as he smokes he hums away Brief fragments of a song 5 He thinks, this youthful student, Au M. D. soon I'll be, And Oh ! what wonders I will do When I get my degree 5 l'1l never walk, but always ride, And in a carriage, too, With piles of money laid aside And no more work to do. One year has passed, and now he The dreamer was insan e, And wishes he could get a chan ce To cause a patient pain 3 He would be truly thankful To have just one a day, And what is more important, That the patient thinks to pay 3 He has never yet been able To ride about in style, Debarred of horse and stable, He's walked it many a mile 2 Now he has learned a less on, As students ever learn. That all such fairy castles Will fall at every turn Q Anfl waking from his stupor Sees, ere it is too late, Success can only come to those Who realli' work and wait. IIO Reality thinks l Quiz. Dr. Lamzkfr-Mr. W. A num is found on the street in an unconscious condition. From what might he be suffering? Alf. W-Gives a good many conditions. Liifle Smith-ls suddenly inspired with what he thinks a brilliant idea and yells out " Eclampsiaf' " How one thing brings up another," said a lady, absorbed in pleasing retrospection. "Yes," replied the practical Dr. C-r, 'fan emetic for instance." Mr. W-s.-What is the nerve supply of the Clitoris ? ZWV. W-The nerve supply is the " Dorsal Artery." Qzzolk Ike Ass.-The Lion's hide no longer fools anybody, what I need is a sheep sllcin., Is this the reason the " Ass " attends College in such large numbers? G, Dr. L.-Mr. L. What is the skin coccus called? 1147. L.-Staphylococcus Epididymis Albus. ' A W v . Q, A man swallowed a dime and went to the Doctor, who made him cough up two dollars? 'ir Radical Cure. In the public schools of some cities, measures are taken, by presumably competent officials, to test the children's eyesight, upon the assumption-often too well founded-that the parents are not sufficiently watchful in that important particular. A little boy came home one day, soon after the fall term of school had opened, with the following note, duly signed by the principal: "Mn judkins: Dear Sir--It becomes my duty to inform you that your son shows decided indications of astigmatism, and his case is one that should be attended to without delay." The father sent the following answer the next day : " Mr. Kershaw : Dear Sir-VVhip it out of him.-Yours truly, Hiram judkinsf' 'S' A Triumph of Surgical Skill. They sawed off his arms and his legs, 'Twas a triumph of surgical skill, The news of this wonderful thing, They took out his jugular veing That was never heard of till theng Was heralded far and wideg They put fancy frills on his lungs, 'Twas the subject of lectures before But as for the patient, there's nothing to say, And they deftly extracted his brain. Conventions of Medical men. Except, of coulise, that he died. Ill The Doc:tor's Wooing. 'Tis said a very young M. D. Once loved a maiden fair to see, And thus the doctor, very young. The lovely maiden's praises sung. How enchanting is thine azure iris, Shining 'gainst the white Scleroid 3 Gracefully attached the tendon Of thy stero-cleido-mastoid. Capillary hyperzemia- Ofits tints the n une is legion, So pellucid is thy epidermis In the oro-buccal region. Of its glorious tints, the sunset's But a feeble imitator 3 Oh, my darling do but let me Osculate your buccinator. Than thy oral epithelium, Naught this side of heaven is sweeter Graceful are the sinuous outlines Of thy beautiful masseter. Then thy zygomticus major Gives me joy almost divine Whene'er it and thy risorium In active league combine. Empty is my pericardium. Ofits tenant thou bereft it 1 Auricle and ventricle And aota's base have left it. Yet I wish not to regain them, No wish have I but that you XVill take also my peritoneum And my encephalon too Give me hut thy sweet phalanges, Thy metacarpals press to mine, My cerehrum, cerebullum, May they e'er he slave to thine. Precious darling, come nuscult me, Thy concha 'gainst my thorax pressed On my hlest manubrium ever May thy precious crztnium rest. The doctor ne'er has ceased to wonder Why she bade him go to thunder. II2 Se 44 Q DENTAL DEPARTMENT .4l . ' "' Q' ' 5 of ,A-,VN ...av- .- 'gf -. .-'Q .' . 14. 235 145 ff' Z2 fr I . .. . -.'-. 41 . . Class 1900. The shades of night were falling fast, istory-Class 1 As through the city street there passed, A youth, who now shall be described, VVhose every manner did enscribe- The Freshman. His trousers were a little wide. And just a trifle short beside, Yet, onward on his way he dashed, While on our startled vision flashed. The Freshman. The crowded street he quickly passed, And of a student, then he asked, Where he, the worthy Dean, might see, To pay matriculation fee. The Freshman. It scarcely seemed he had begun, When lo, his Freshman year was done. And here once more he comes in view, To start the year of number two. The Junior. And now as the Freshman days are o'er, None in the school, he thinks knows m And thinks it strange the Faculty, Does not on him confer " M. D." The junior. OYC, In happy groups, he saw the bright And happy Seniors, left and right, And wondered why it was not he, Instead of them that thus should be The junior. Try hard to pass, he heard it said, And in your class be at the head. The old " exams " are hard, you know Until you've passed, 'twas always so. The Junior. Beware the therapy " exam." Beware the phisiol'gy man. This was the Seniors' last good-night, And he to all was lost from sight. The junior. Once more he now appears to view, That worthy person tried and true, With all his branches safely passed, To start the year which is his last. The Senior, All year he worked and did his best, With bridges, crowns, and all the rest. No task they gave him could avail. To make him think that he might fail. The Senior. And sooni ah! soon, the end draws near, The time long looked for now is here, "Commencement Day," its joy and pain. For he shall never be again- The Senior. Il ITH due apology to Mr. Longfellow, the above is submitted, as no meter is so well suited to the spirit of the Class of 1900 as " Excelsior." " The history of a nation is but the history of individuals," has been said, and the same is true of a class history, but to give a history of the doings of each member would be entirely too personal, so we will write of the class as though it were but an individual. As for size, he is about the average, not being able to boast of being the greatest Qexcept in abilityj that ever graduated, but he must answer for the doings of fifty-seven boys, besides a NTANN and a HAFF. In disposition he is sometimes PEEIVY and looks GROM, but, as a rule, he impresses one with the idea that he is the DEAN, but, perchance, when next you see him he is so covered with plaster that you think him a MILLER. His HARRIS Qhair isj BROWN, and as for strength he is noted for being ARMSTRONG, which a great many think is particularly essential to be a good dentist. To see him sometimes you might think him a BRANCH off the old tree, but if you investigate you will see he more closely resembles a BUSH. You can easily emBARRAss him, especially, if it be in his freshman year, a great many wonder at his being so well dressed, but how could it be otherwise when he has always had two TAYLORS as well as BROWNING, TQING Sl Co. in the class. How well do we remember when, as a freshman, he came to the college, how every lecture he attended and how persistently he followed the worthy demonstrator of vulcanite work, that he, too, might be able to do all things with zzcaffzfss and despatch. It was during this, his freshman year, that he was especially brought to the notice of the Faculty as well as the profession at large, for while some had before this opposed the " STATE BOARD,H he defied them to their face, thus, showing to all that whatever he thought to be right would have his earnest support. As a junior, of course, he was by far the wisest person in the college, that is, until examination drew near, when from some cause or other he seemed to lose the self-confidence which had been so noticeable, until, at last, he entered the examination hall, with fear and trembling, similar to that he experienced wl1en extracting his first tooth or doing his Hrst Work in the intirmary, but this was not from lack of knowledge, as the other had been, for when it was all over we find he has passed creditably and is now a worthy senior, ready to take his place daily in the infirmary to do dental operations without tor withj pain. He had become so popular by the end of his junior year that " The National Association " interfered in his behalf and caused the Faculty to add another month to the term without extra charge. Socially he was well known Qby the policej all over the city and upheld the well-earned reputation of the student wherever he went. He was especially popular with the young ladies, who saw at once that he was a true HqlejARTxIAN, and regardless what her query might be, he always endeavored to CHLIGHTNER, but how brief was his stay, when observed from her point of observation, for it seemed but a few short days since she smiled on him as the wily freshman, and now, alas, she must once more join the ranks of " The College VVidow." II7 4 x is , As for athletics, he was always in the lead, and when at hockey, someone was needed to save the game, he fSUMNERy was always on hand, and no one was known to return from a football game with a blacker eye Q-IACKSOND nor with a face more artistically scratched than he tl,AGE'1'll. He never had a mascot, but a LINSCOTT did just as well. There is one place where he will be missed more than one might suppose. At church? Oh no, for when l1e went there he always took a back seat, the same as he did at theatre. I refer to his boarding-house, where they always used Rocnus silverware. Long will he be remembered there, for he was longest in coming to meals, longest at the table and longest in paying his bill and some few may be longing for his return to pay a long deficiency, for when PRESTON account of his he would kindly ask them to BUCHER qxbook heitl W'hen the question of graduating costume arose, he said "the full DREbSrLL do for me." But the majority said " MCCANN put us down for caps and gowns, and we will all HALPERN Qhelp earnj the right for him to wear the same." lt bCRE4XX'IiS me that l cannot mention all the members of the class, but their names will not permit, so now I am DUNN lest you begin to think this S'1'ALr1lYj, but all of this can be vouched for, "by Qhjl-EVANS." '3' An Epitaph. A worthy dentist rests beneath This high-heaped, grassy mound, True man was he, although his teeth Full often false were found. All ohstacles he did despise And often would he brag He rather liked, than otherwise, To run against a snag. Much suffering did he assuage, His patients lost each pang, Though erst the throbbing tootl As they his doorbell rang. 1 might rage, II His speech was frequent and most free, Right seldom would he pause, Although a master hand was he At holding others' jawsj He owned no family or clan, But gave all satisfaction, For all agreed he was a man Of excellent extraction. He died without a sob or groan, He lived in decent gravity, And now, beneath this mossy stone, He's hlling his last cavity.-Chifa, go li,e'!'0I'tI, O Class Officers, 1900 PRESIDENT, . . X ILE-PRESIDENT, sr cRETARx', TREASURER, C. XV. HAM MOND. R. Ii. ARMSTRONG, Chairnzazz. H. A. LIGHTNER. ALLISON, G., ARMSTRONG, R. E., . ARNOLD, J. P., . BARRAS, j. D. E., IZASEHUAR, C. S.. BUBBITT, A. M., BOURDIER, j. B., BRANCH, j. G., BROXVN, j. F., BRUWNING, j. B., I5I'cm5R, J. C., HURT, livsu, VV. L., CoNR.xD, T. Ii.. DEAN, S. l'., vf fr Class I O O Officers. W. FARNSWORTH. P. PEAVY. B. MCCANN. R. HARTMAN. ORATOR, HISTORI.-KN, . PROPHET, ARTIST, . Editors. c. s. BASEHOAR. Executive Committee. H. A. KING. B. F. MANN. Members. . Virginia. M aryland. Texas. Canada. . Pennsylvania. North Carolina. . Louisiana. North Carolina. . Maryland. . Rhode Island. . Virginia. New York. Georgia. . Louisiana. Maryland. l2O W. TAYLOR. F. EVANS. W. NORTON H. GROM. J. P. ARNOLD. A. F. LINscoTT. 16. DOUGLAS, R. W., . West Virginia 17. DREssEL, L., . IS. DUNN, H. M., . 19. EARMAN, J. S., . 20. ENGELSRIRCHER, E. M., 21. EVANS, E. F., . . 22. FARNSWORTH, A. W., 23. FRANKLIN, R. A., . 24. GROM, F. H. S., 25. HAFF, F. H., . 26. HALPERN, S,, . 27. HAMMOND, C. W., 28. HARRIS, T. A., . 29. HARTBIAN, D. R., 30. HIMELER, C. W., . Maryland . Nebraska . Virginia New York . Illinois . Vermont . Georgia. New Jersey New York New York. Pennsylvania . Missouri Pennsylvania Maryland HoLBRooK, E G., JACKSON, R. W., KIENAN, H. M., KING, H. A., LEONARD, B. F., M. D., . . LIGHTNER, H. A., . . LINTHICUM, T. E., LINSCOTT, A. F., MANS. B. F., INIAIQTIN. T. F., BICCANN, D. B., NIILLER, E. S., . NORTON, O. W., Members -Continued. Maryland . Georgia New York New Jersey Pennsylania Maryland . . Ohio. . Maine New Jersey . Canada . Vermont New York OBERDICK, H. G. A., . Pennsylvania My I went down to the city last week, you know, To see my young son, Bill, You see, he's larnin' the dentist's trade, Larnin' to pull an' to grind an' to fill. It beats the band, how they do in these days When a feller's jaw is in pain, They'll put him to sleep and steel out his teeth, Afore he awakens again. When they find a tooth that seems pretty good, And they see they can save the thing, They start to work with a sewin' machine An' a peggin' awl fast to a string. They bore an' drill an' cut away Till they git a durned big hole, Then go to work and plaster it up With paste and silver an' gold. 45- 46. 47- 48. 49- 5o. 51. 52. 53- 54- 55- 56. 57- 58. 'S' Boy Bi l2I O'Doxoc:HL'E, D. C., OSTEEN, H. G., JR., PAGET, J. H., . PEAVY, D. IS., . PRESTON, S., . REAYES, R. L.,. ROGERS, J. R., . . Maryland South Carolina. South Carolina. . Texas . Virginia South Carolina. South Carolina STEHLEY, P. H., M. D West Yirginia. TAYLOR, G. W., . . . Indiana. TrI.Lo'rsoN, R., . New York. SUMNER, C. F., . . Canada WATK1Ns, J. C., WAYMAN, W. H., WILLSON, J. E., North Carolina. . . Virginia . Indiana. II. An' dern my skin, this is jest what I saw When I was a callin' on Bill, He give a feller a new lot of teeth, Jest as sure as I live on this hill. His jaws were as bare as a new born babe's, With not a tooth in his head, So they fixed him out in fnst-class shape. So's he can chew bacon an' bread. Yes, Bill is gettin' along quite fine At a larnin' the dentist nian's trade, Fer they tell me he is well outer hisjob, An' can lay the old profs. in the shade. Yes, Bill likes to live in the city, He don't mount to shucks on the farm: As his dad can beat him a raisin' corn, Or at weanin' calves in the barn. rophecy-Class 1 9 FTHR having been present at our 19th Annual Commencement, I, as well as many others of my class, started on my homeward journey. I had a long journey before me, therefore, settled myself comfortably in the 12.40 A. M. train for the North. I dozed comfortably for sometime, then, I was suddenly awakened by a terrible shock, immediately afterwards all was oblivion. It seemed as though there was a terrible rendering asunder and then my spirit seemed to drift upward and the future of all the world seemed to be thrown open before my gaze. 'lust having left my classmates, it is natural that they should appear first on the scene. Farnsworth, who, after returning home, will capture the hearts of three young ladies, loving each one equally, and, lest he lose one, he will move to Utah. XVill be the father of fifty children. ' Peavy will wander about alone for a long time and then collect himself together and sell toothache drops for a living. Basehoar wlll try seventeen State boards, fail each time and, finally, become a prosperous farmer. Burt will become the proprietor ofa notorious house, with three balls before the door. Gambling will bring him to this. . I,inscott will lose his life endeavoring to christianize the heathens of the Philippines. Boudier will become one of the most prominent dental surgeons of this country, people will come from all over the world to him lhe received gold medalil - Ingelskercher will steal some diamonds from his uncle, and, being detected, will be sentenced to five years in the penitentiary: after coming out, will lead a criminal life, until, finally, he is killed while trying to rob the store of W. W, Taylor, who will become a prominent merchant in the south. Dunn will devote his time trying to discover a hair tonic. He will, finally, be successful, and will raise a suit of hair that will be the pride of his life. Arnold will fail at dentistry, hut, alter worlcing for a long time at shoeing horses, will become the proprietor of a little smithy of his own. liarman will become more and more taken up with soft gold, and he will, finally, become an inmate of the insane asylum, thinking everything he touches turns to gold. Ifranltlin will become a very famous sporting man and promoter of international horse racing. Preston will invent an electrical apparatus that will save lrlimmler the trouble of breathing, as even this will become too much of an efliirt for him. lirown and liush will become prominent cattle raisers, their farm covering the entire State of Nevada. 122 'B Stehley will fail in both medicine and dentistry and will become a moonshiner in the mountains of lVest Virginia. Hammond, O'Donoghue, Holbrook and Taylor have left the ranks of single blessedness and have joined with the benedicts of thousands, aye, millions of those who have gone before. These men, in order to support their wives, will make a success in dentistry and bestow credit upon their old Alma Mater. McCann will become an anarchist and tramp all over the country, preaching the theory of social equality, and, finally, be lynched for stealing a horse. Our Mann and a Hoff will become a policeman on the Baltimore police force, having found the practice of dentistry very unprofitable. Ligh-tner will be running Two Taverns in Pennsylvania, Reeves will become the head clerk in a ladies' furnishing establishment. Paget will become the principal ofa little girls' kindergarten. Evans will become disgusted with the wickedness of the world and the practice of dentistry and become a priest. Douglass, as an actor, will astonish the world with his new rendering of Shakespeare's characters. Conrad will run away with another man's wife, and, being overtaken, will be so badly frightened that in the future he will live the life ofa hermit in the.Rocky Mountains. Halpern will, in the course of many years, be demonstrator in the laboratory of the University of Maryland. Rogers, Armstrong, jackson, Browning, Oberdick, King, Harris, Allison, Grorn, NVatkins, Tillotson, Sumner, Osteen, Booker, Dressel, Dean, Martin, Dr. Leonard, Miller and XVilson, all of whom we speak most highly, will, in years to come, be demonstrators in the iniirmary of the University of Maryland. Our father, Linthicum, whom we most highly esteem, will have success in the practice ofhis chosen profession. I tried to see the future of others, but my mind became a blank, and, finally, everything became dark and I felt myself drifting away, then it seemed as if my spirit entered into a long and terrible struggle. Exhaustion and a feeling of victory finally predominated, and then I heard a confusion of noises, which finally resolved themselves into voices. I opened my eyes and found myself surrounded by strange faces. Eventually, I recovered and found that I had been in a railroad collision on the New York Central. I2, Grinds. 0 0 v HIMLERM--' Diligence is the mother of good luck.' BASEHOAR-" The worst wheel in the cart makes the most noise." Ho1-BRook-" Little boats must keep near shore." PRESTON-" Great modesty often hides great worth." HURT-" And still they gazed and still the wonder grew, That one small head could hold all that he knew." EVANS--f From such specimen bricks you may judge 'of the,quality of the building." CONRAD'-" Thinks the world's a wheel, and he's the hub " ltlAR'i'MAN-" A cork that cannot long be kept under." li.xkMAN-" If sandwiches are not plentiful where he came from, it is not for want of tongue." BROWN-" A short horse is soon curriedf' lVllLI-ER-'- It's the wise head that makes the still tongue." Rorsuks-" There are old women of both sexes." l5ouB1'1'-"A bad workman never Finds a good tool." BUSH--" Empty casks make the most noise." SUMNER-" The sweetest hours I ever spent, I've spent among the ladies." BOLTRIJIER-" Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and be wise." l",ikNswok'l'll-" llc has been picked out of the flock of lambs as the one to wear the bell." liuowxlxc-" Idle was then in happy unacquaintance with everything connected with that obnoxious cavity lluuus-" llow doth the busy little bee improve each shining hour P " 124 FRANKLIN-"f,iJl1l wad some power the gift tae gie us, Tea see ourselves as ithers see us." NORTON-" Go fetch me some wine that l may drink before l go." I-IALPERN-H How much?" PAGE'1'-"DOg-gOl1C." SOUTHWICK-Q-ll HAMMOND-" One cordial in this melancholy vale, 'Tis when a youthful, loving, modest pair, In each other's arms breathe out love's tender tale." f3STEEN-" Come ease or come travail, come pleasure or pain, My troubles are few, and my temper the same." TAYLOR, G. W.-" Still fan the sweet connubial flame, Responsive in each bosom 3 And bless the dear parental name VVith many a filial blossom." STALEY--"xVill1 his depths and his shallows, his good and his evil All in all he's a problem would puzzle the devil." DUNN-" There'll be no parting there." VVAYMAN-" In a trance." GROM-" Impassive-fearing, but the shame of fear- A stoic of the Woods--a man without a tear." JACKSON-" A portly prince, and goodly to the sight: He seemed a son of Anak for his height." O'DONoGHUE-" Various with boastful argument portrayed." WATKINS-" He that only talked with him might find, A' little academy in this mind." - 125 T1i.I.o'1"i'soN-" I was listless and despondingf' I.EoN,xR1i-H The mountebank now treads the stage and sells His pills, his balsams, and his spells." l.l1iH'I'XER-" 'Vanity of Vanities, all is vanity." lVl.XRTlX--" This also is vanity." XK'ILsON-" His bark is stoutly timberedf' BUCHIiRf" No man can excell in everything." liNGia1-sk1Rc11ER-" His babble shall not henceforth trouble me." l,INTHlCUM- " There is no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature l'H.xx'i'-" Great in his triumphs, in retirement great." NICCANN-" XYhat makes you, sir, so late abroad, XVithout a guide and this no beaten road? " l3AiutAss-" There is no better sign of a brave mind than A1u1s'1'RoNrs-"A disc of metal uncoinedf' Dxzssiii.-" Be brisk like me." MANS-" Oh, how that name betits his composition." A14xoL1iw"The spirit of love and amorous delight." l,lXSCU'l"l'-H A hungry, lean faced villain." IJEAX-" The very exercise of ambition is delightful." tlisi-iiaiiicjkgu Modesty is the appendage of sobriety." Ri-1,xx'i-is--" NVhat had I to oppose against such arguments." lilxra-fa" Assume a virtue if you have it not." ll,xlfl'e " And there he grappled first with fate." Aiiisox--' Some are born great." ' llol riisixss-" A better fellow should a man not find." 126 strong hand AIKEN, R. W., ALLEN. W. E., AUSTIN, A. L., BACHMAN, S . BEVERLEV, R. G., . BIRDSALL. C. C., BOWEN, G. M., BRAGG, L. A. BRESNAHAN, J. H. BRISTOL, E. D., BROWN, L. R., BUTTS, F., . Class . . Texas. North Carolina . Maryland. . Kentucky New York . Canada. Connecticut CI-IEW, C. C., . . Maryland. CHISOLM, W. W. CRUMRIM, R. E., Pennsylvania. DAVIS, D. K., South Carolina. ECKENRODE, H. . Maryland. ELLIOTT, XV. K., . Virginia. EWING, J. . . Nebraska. FISCHER, G. JR., . New Jersey. GETSCHEL, J. L. . Maryland. GILKINSON, A. W . . Ohio. HAIR, H. B., . . Georgia. HAMILTON, W. F. L., . . South Carolina. IHAXVLEY, G. M., . Vermont. .I-IUGI-IES, H. C., . Maryland. JACKSON, H. J., . Maryland. JOHNSON, F. M., . North Carolina KEISTER, J. B., . . . Virginia. KENNEDY, W. M., JR., Low, E. A., . LUSSIER, N. J., . . New York. HIADDOX, H. W., . . . Virginia. BIARLER, J. G., . North Carolina. BIASSEY, J. W., . Virginia. MCCLEES, J. S., . Maryland. MCCORMICK, J. J., . New York. BICDIVIT, H. H., . Maryland IMONTGOMERY, A., . Alabama MYERS, J. E., . Maryland O ... I27 MX'ERS, J. S., OWENS, F. M., PARKER, J. B, PARKS, C. M., PICKETT, J. E., PIERCE, G. W., RADCLII-'F, A. A.,. ROLSTON. W. C., . . REA, VV. A., . REAVES, W. L., . ROCKXVELI., J. S, , SAYLOR, R. E., SHEELY, H. M SHEELEY, VV. S., . SHII-MAN, W. S., . SLO.-KN, C. S.. SMALLXVOOD, T. E., . SMIT1-ISON, C. F., . . SPRATT, J. S., STEIN, A., . STEVENS, J. B., SWART, J. E., TAFT, A. W., TENNY, C. L., THOMSON, R W TRUBY, C. T., TUCKER, E. B., X7AN NASTRAND, . VAN ORMER, VV. L., . XVALKER, C. A., . WATSON, H. C., . XVATSON, J. A., WATSON, W. B., . . . Marylanfl . New YOTR. Nova Scotia Pennsylvania. , Georgia. . Maryland . Canada. Pennsylvania Nova Scotia. . Maryland. Pennsylvania . . Texas . New York . Maryland. North Carolina. South Carolina. Pennsylvania . Virginia Rhode Island. South Carolina Pennsylvania . New York. Pennsylvania . Maryland South Carolina West Virginia. WAWT, J. F., . . Indiana WESTRATER, A. A., . West Virginia WVILLEY, H. S., . .North Carolina NVINGATE, W. J. . New Hampshire YVINKELINIAN, W. D., . . . Maryland XYOOTEN, J. VV., . Mississippi ' U1 QERS ive? Scnoc OFfXvif3 1CiNE i 5D.M1 GC'VfI' ' 4- . , . ,U Q .ti P , 39 N ' ins . 'a'- . .L , ' - Fair"-hs-!'.b It ' 5? L 2' 94 Y 'Nf is Class 1902. ANDERSON, G. J., BARR. G. W., BASTIAN, J. B., BECKER, C. L., BELL, M. L., BISHOP, G. G., BRIGGS, L. E., BUCHANAN, W. L., . CARRIERE, J. H., CARROLL, W. S., COBEAN, G. C., COLVIN, R. B., COOPER, F. M., . CORREASO, P. N., . COTTINGHAM, W. J., . CRAMER, C. M., CROTHERS, A. B., DEPASS, S. C., DOAK, J. H., EASTERDAY, C. M., ELGIN, J. B., FREED, A., . FROST, H. S., GILMORE, W. G, GILROY, L., GROVE, H. D., HILL, E. B., Hcci-rs, H. M., Class 1 . Maine. . Canada. . Delaware Pennsylvania Maryland New York. . . Maine North Carolina Massachusetts. . Virginia. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania Missouri. . Jamaica. South Carolina . New York Pennsylvania Jamaica. . Canada . Maryland Virginia Maryland. . Maine. New York . 'Canada . Virgin ia. West Virginia. South Carolina. s 0 0 I2 IDE, B. B., . JAMIESON, J. H., . LECRON, R. N., . LYNCH, C. O., LINSCOTT, G. O., LOWER, S. E., MAGUIRE, W. E., . BIATTHEXVS, C. V., MCADAMS, J. C., MCCLELLAND, C. S., . MILLER, B. L., MORAN, P. H., NEXVBURG, J. H., . PIERSON, J. H., ROLSTON, F. A. READ, E. L., RIVIERE, H. A.. SEIPPEL, A. W., SHEEEY, C. A., SIMKINS, W. M., SNYDER, W. R., ST. JOHN, B. E., STEPHENS, E. J., , SXVITZER, M. D., . New YOI'k North Carolina . Missouri . New York . . Ohio Pennsylvania Massachusetts . Maryland West Virginia Pennsylvania . New York . Vermont North Carolina . . Virginia . . Canada XVest Virginia . . Georgia . Maryland Pennsylvania . . Georgia Pennsylvania . New York North Carolina . . Virginia TRUE, E. H., . Maine Xi.-KN SLYKE, VV., . Maryland WErNHOLT, H. O., . Germany WISHNANT, A. J, . North Carolina Now this is the muscle," the Professor said, That you use when you hear your mother-in-law dead, " Levator Anguli Oris it is you know, And in acting it pulls up your mouth just so 5 " And turning around, with his crayon in hand, With a motion such as only artists command, He drew for the eyes of the students to view The picture which now we're pleased to show you 3 Now the work of an artist. all understand, When it comes before critics always is scanned, So this portrait, which is with us in question, VVasjudged by tl1e lecturer on digestion g When his thoughts were expressed, everyone smiled, For he thought it the work of some Freshman wild, But when his mistake he had fully discovered, His wrath for the student he quickly smothered 3 Now the lectures may come and lectures may go, But illustrated ones are the best we all know, And especially so is it true in a case Where art is displayed as it is in this face. 130 ' a 52? Ui? f J f f 1 . V L .f . x , . , l A - V, J Q Lf-MfMixM f - Tj- ' . Nr 7.50 at KX, ' E -. fgouwff THE LAW ig 55 'DEPARTMENT kiohfwvw iwmmmw 'SR zgbgf, + Q , 14.1 KI.. Q E? X, L K N ff " - x' 7 5,,, RK 1 ,- 1 S H- ,1 Q ' '11 , " F ' ff J' LW' ' N". wx , Q? Qu ' A kk ' f. i L N H, . T 3- 9 . K 7? I 'iv -9 Y! M P mf x ' jr Qigffe X' 7' '00 X ff' - X v ' 'X 923. ff 1' Q U.. E ' iff M , I f iii xx... 3? IH ,,f uf, W 'ji ' AZ I w ., ,wh + X il - A 'E ' - A 2 4- A X' 4 if -X 1 ...- if,- W0iiQl 2'Q? I3I 954 X4 si ggi? ., v 4. Class Officers, 1900. Wh, Class I Officers. JOHN C. TOLSON, . PRESIDENT. CHARLES H. BEHN, . HISFORIXX JOHN D. BACON, . . . VICE-PRESIDENT. GEORGE KECK, . . IRoPIII-T CHARLES H, MILLIKIN, . . SECRETARY. JOHN I". DOWNIN, . IUIHT CHARLES G. CROMWELL, . . . TREASURER. ALBERT S. GILL, . . ORXTOR HARRIS C. NORRIS, . . SERGE.xNT-AT-ARMS. ' - Editors. EUGENE O'DUNNE, . EDITOR .Ixn BUSINESS BIANAGER. J. BIBB MILLS, . .... . JOHN EMORY CROSS, JOHN C. TOLSON, E.r-Ojifio, T. HOWARD SHELLEY, JOHN C. TOLSON, Ex-Ojicio, Executive Committee. FREDERICK J. SINGLEY, CHAIRMAN. W. BRoWNE HAMMOND, WM. R. HUBNER. JR., JAMES MCEYOY, JR. 'Committee on Banquet. -,JOHN D. CRONMILLER, LEVIN STONEBRAKER. T33 EDITOR. EDITOR. JAMES G. BUNTING. MARTIN G. KENNEY W. N. MCFAUL. Class 1902 T34 ALEXANDER, H. E. ARMINGER, B. F. BAGBY, G. P. BELAVAL'Y VERE, H. L. BIRD, CLI!-FORD D. BISPHAM. E. H. BLOME, W. C. BOGGS, W. J. BOVCE, H. E. BRIDGES, HENRY BURKLEVV, C. M. BUTLER, C. J. CARLIN, F. LEG. CARPENTER, W. R. CARROLL, W. J. CASTRO, A. F. CECIL, O. S. CHRISTIAN, C. M. COOK, T. E. CRANE, W. H. CRENEY, T. S. CROUTHERS, O. D. DAY, H. H. DEMARCO, V. J. DEER, A. G. DICKERSON, E. F. DOWNES, H. C. DRAKE, H. L. DUDDEROVV, G. W. DUDLEY, F. S. DUNLOP, J. R. ECKER, C. E. EMBERT, F. H. FOOKS. W. M. Class I GALLOWAY, J. N. GALLOWAY, VICTOR GOLDSBOROUGH, T. A. GOODXX'IN, JR, FRANK GUTMAN, M. C. B. HUMILL. C. N. HAMMOND, W. A. HANCOCK, H. S. HANNA, J. B. HOOK, R. M. ING, S. R. JANNEY, S. S. JOHNSON, J. A. JOYNER, L, L. If.-XLLING, W. M. KILRI.-KN, JR., H. N. KENNARD, J. A. KERLIN, J. B. LAMB, F. E. LEVVIS, C. J. LANVRENCE, OTHO BIANNING, G. A. INIARSHALL, ALBERT MARSHALL, J. N. TNI.-XTTINGLY, G. L. INIEDDERS, C. H. MOORE, B. P. MURCHANT, R. R. INIUZNER, JR., A. C. MURKL.AND, P. A. MCAFEE, W. C. MCCENEY, G. P. MCCAFFREY, R. A. 135 O'FERRALI., A. J. O'NIA:ILI.. J. T. ORTAIAN, F. W. PATTERSON, T. B. C. PAIRO, W. H. PENTZ, S. J. PETHERBRIDGE, W. I4 PFIEL, HARRX' PORTER, G. B. PVRDUAI, T. L. RAMI-LY, R. R, REBERT, J. L. REIYES, E. D. SAAIUELS, W. M. SIAIAFER, FREDERICK SI-IIPLEY, L. A. SIBESKY, A. A. SHULER, D. M. SBIITH, JR., J. C. H. STRAI-ION, J. T. TALBOTT, N. M. THOAI, JR., J. P. THOMAS, H. T. THOMPSON. W. S. TOwI.ES, H. M. V.-XLLE, JR., F. VVAGER, J. A. VV.-XLKER, VV. N. WEST, R. D. XVILLI.-AMS, T. B. WILSON, D. H. WELLS, J. B. WUNBROCCH, J. R. A istory-wclass 1 O HE career of the junior Class has, as yet, been but brief. It was born in the balmy days of October, rocked in the cradle of Robinsons lilementary Law, afterwards awed by the blood of Criminal Law and then sheltered by the loving hand of Domestic Relations. Cp until thc dreaded days which were to test the capabilities of our members, there was very little to break the monotony of University life, Occasionally, during lecture, one of our members, who had, apparently, just awoke from a nap, would yell out, "judge!" After hearing the well-known "Well, what is it?" he would, in mournful tones, relate something he had been dreaming, as happening in some far off place, and ask whether it would be a crime or tort, or whether the jury would bring in a verdict of guilty or not guilty. Another, who, perhaps, was thinking of his sweetheart, would ask how regularly a person could go to see a girl without being liable in breach of promise suit? Various other questions of similar purport were asked, to all of which the judge, good naturedly, reminded the class that, as they were only juniors, allowances should be made. One of our thrifty and energetic members conceived the idea of publishing examination questions, and by his incessant advertising led many of the class to believe that the only way to pass the examination was to secure old questions from him and study them. The juniors were given a pressing invitation to attend the Senate and become members. Several ventured within its sacred walls, some of whom, being disgusted with the apparent wrangling of the member, left, swearing by all that is good and bad that their bodies should never darken the Senate door, nor their minds illumine its interior as long as they had any, while others, of a braver nature, had their names f1z1'0l!m', and now stand side by side with the distinguished Intermediates and honored Seniors in battling for prominence among the renowned public speakers of the age. But, alas, from the honored and highly respected Secretary of the Faculty came the command, prepare for examination, member consulted member, old examination questions were purchased and studied, quizzes were organized and everything possible was done to make the contest successful. Study was on the boom. lfinally, the day of destiny arrived, and all, like soldiers of old, faced the foe: honor was the watchword, and the "flRllliRN " were to lfiil honorably rather than win fraudently. After the contest was over and the result announced, it was found that some had blundered, and that the fair face of the infant class had received a few scars, but, we trust, that all those who tripped will brace up, and that the name of the Class of loo: may shine out as that of the model class of the Twentieth Century. 136 Class 1901 137 ATKINSON, W. E. B.Xl1BX', G. P. BLAKISTON, A. H. BOSLEY, JR., W. H BRANSKY, B. BROWN, JR., A. F. BURKLEW, C. M. BUTLER, C. J. CARROLL, W. J. CECIL, O. S. CHRISTIAN, C. M. CLAXVSUN, J. D. CONN, G. M. CROIITHERS, O. D. DENAIEAD, TALBOT DENMEAD, G. W. DOWNS, H. C. EXVELL, L. P. EATON, C. J. FOOKS, W. M. FLANNI-:Rx', Ii. M. GII'SON, ROBT. lass HEIMILLER, H. T. HENNINK31IAUSEN,J S. HOGFINDORF, W. N. HULL, C. J. IRELAND, E. C. JANNEY, S. JENKINS, L. L. JOHNSON, W. B. JOHNSTON, C. F. JUDGE, J. C. KARNS, W. A. KELBOUGH, T. KENNAND, J. A. KENNEDV, C. J. IQLECKA, JR., JOS. LATANE, JR., J. A. LAMKIN, A. A. M.ARSH, G. H. IWARSHALL, ALBERT MEBDERS, C H. MENDELS, SOLOMON MILLIKIN, C. H. GIRDWOOII, A. C. MORIIIS, J. GOI.r1SBOROIfOII, T. A. MLTRKLAND, P. A. H.'XI.I,, VVILLOIYGHBY MCAFEE, J. D. HARRIS, W. J. MCCAFFREY, R. A. HIQCIIEIAIISLR, H. NICODEMUS, JR., F. C. I NYBURG, S. L. PAIRO, W. H. PORTER, S. B. POGORELSKIN, ALEX. OLDERSHAW, J. B. RICKEY, H. W. REGESTER, HARRY REINHEIMER, F. Y. REESE, M. F. ROBERTS, L. L. SAVIN, A, A. SCHAPIRO, HERMAN SCHILPP, J. G. SEIDMAN, A. S. SETH, A. L. SHERWOOD, W. E. STARTZMAN, A. H. STONEBRAKER, HARRY STRAHORN, J. S. SYKES, ARCHIBALD THRIFT, J. F. VANLILL. H. T. WATTENSCHEIDT, C. R WILLIAMS, W. G. WILSON, J. H. XVOLF, H. B. istory- Class l l . FENV familiar faces were missed upon the assembling of the class in October, and those who are reminiscent amongst us could not fail to recall the Commencement Race by Holmes. The young colts who dropped out never fairly started in the handicap 5 indeed, did hardly more than weighed in, and if the starting Hag-alas, even now far distant for many of us-did not frighten, the white feather may have. A heavy premium was put on IQOI, as a way of relish QM, during the hrst term of the session, and the risk was, materially, increased. XVe were most unfortunate in the grand mix up by the Faculty, and if anyone does not believe the writer's sincerity, let such a one ask some of the "Hunks" There was no such thing as sfzzfzz quo, as a little junior and a little senior work was thrust upon us. But in the commingling with the Freshies we have a few pleasant recollections, and we, as Intermediates, cannot fail to note with disdain the pranks of this class. One instance will suffice. In a quiz upon criminal law, our lecturer asked a student the following: " Suppose, Mr. -l, you should go to the Zoo and steal a lion, would this be larceny or embezzlement?" Now, imagine our chagrin and surprise when that youth responded, "neither, your honor, it would be suicide." One could have heard a pin drop in that lecture hall? Another interesting subject with us this year is Railroad and Municipal Law, and there is no question, but, that upon the completion of this course, every Intermediate will know how to run a street car. The rule is to ring once to stop and twice to go ahead 3 moreover, we will know the fegal way of beating passengers, and that sometimes it is illegal to collect two fares, and therein what is apparent scope. Thank heavens, we have shaken the real estate off our feet. If the thought of becoming a Senior next session amounts to much, such expectation is dershadowed and eclipsed by the vim, the exuberance, the delight, aye, the inestimable pleasure with which we attended a certain lecture this year. Cicero may have hurled his philippics, Demosthenes stirred thousands by his eloquence, XVebster swayed the opinions of men, Cyrano fanned the embers of love, but to Mr. --, aye, to Mr. -, rests the credit in the jizz dt' .YZ-LT!! of causing wall to re-echo to wall the dulcet intonations and fiery fulmination of his imagination. PTISTORI.-XN. 'This is not an ad for the Zoo, and must not be so construed.-Edilors. 139 1 1 '.x', an N.. ixffg xx 0 J ' . 'A V' f. W , ,5-. 31, ag , - X, X ...x A ng Q: ,- n x L' "fa ..f- -'X' ,, .4 . 1 ' ' x Q M CI ass 1900. I40 Class 1 0 O Members. BACON, JOHN D., ...... Philopolis, Md GILL. ALBERT S., ...... Baltimore. A. B., '98, Dickinson : Class Vice-President. B. S.. '97, Maryland Agricultural College: Class Orator. BEHN, CHARLES H., ..... Baltimore, Md GORDON, ALEXANDER, JR., . Baltimore. Class Historian. A, B., '98, Johns Hopkins. BOSLEY, WM. H. JR., Baltimore, Md. HABIBIOND, W. BROXVNE, .... Baltimore. , A. B., ' S, h S Ho k' sz Member E. ecutiv Com 'ttee. BOYCE, FRED. G. JR., Balumoro, Md 9 JO U P In Y e mx i HARRISON, WARTHMAN G., .... Baltimore, BRENT, DUNCAN K., . . Baltimore, Md I A. B., 'og Johns Hopkins. Hays, THOMAS A., . Baltimore, . Ph' K S' . BREXVER, JAMES R. SR., . . Baltimore, Md. 1 appa lgma , HENNINGHAUSEN, J. S,, . Baltimore, BUDNITZ. EDMUND, . Baltimore, Md. v HERMAN, IRVIN, . Baltimore, BUNTING, JAMES G., ...... Baltimore, Md. Member Executive Committee, Kappa Sigma. HODGES, CONWAY S.. - - B3-1Um0fe. , A. B., ' 8, hns Ho kins. CASS.-XRD, DOUGLAS, . ..... Baltimore, Md. 9 do D Kappa Sigma. HOLTZNECHT, WAI. XV., . Baltimore, CROMWELL, CHARLES G., Baltimore, Md. HUBNER, WM. M., ...... Catonsville, Class Treasurer. Member Executive Committee: A. B., 'ox Johns Hopkins. CRONMILLER, JOHN D., ...... Laurel, Md. JENKINS, LOUIS L., ..... Baltimore, A. B.. ' ', Mar land A 'c lt al Coll ge: Nlexiber Commit- , tee 34. Bancfuet. gn u ur 6 L I JUDGE, JOSEPH C., ...... Baltimore, . A. B., ' 6, A. M., ' S, L 1 ,K sg . CROSS, JOHN EMORY, . . Libertytown, Md. 9 9 Oyo a appa I ma Editor 0fYear Bggk, KARNS, W. A., . . .... San Francisco, DENMEAD, TALBOTT, . Baltimore, Md. KECK, GEORGE, . . Baltimore, , C1 P h t. DIMARCO, ANTHONY, Baltimore, Md. ass wp e , KENNEV, MARTIN G., . . . Baltimore. DOWNIN, John E .... Baltimore, Md. Member Executive Committee' Class Poet: Kappa Sigma. D , KING, HENRY W., . . . Baltimore, ECCLESTON, NOEL E., -. . Baltimore, Md , KLEMM, FRANCIS L., Powhatan, EISENBRANDT, EDWARD B.. Baltimore, Md. , KNIPP, G. WALTER, . Baltimore, FERGUSON, CHAPIN A., . Baltimore, Md. , MILLER, C. WILBUR, . Catonsville, FITCHETT, THOMAS H., . Baltimore, Md. I4I Kappa Sigma. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Dld. Md Md Cal. Md M d Md Md Md Md BIILLER, JOHN G. L., IYIILLS, J. BIBB, .... Members-Continued. . Cumberland, . . . Brooklyn, A. B., 135, Western Maryland : Editor of Year Book. INIILLIKIX, CHARLES H., . . . . Catonsville, Class Secretary: Phi Kappa Sigma. MCEvox', .IAIIES JR., . . . . . Baltimore, Member Executive Committee: Phi Kappa Sigma. BICFAKL, VV. N., . . . . . . Baltimore, Member Committee On Banquet. BICGRATEI, JAMES J., . . MCINTOSH, JR., DAVID J., . A. B.. Rh, Johns Hopkins. LICPHAIL, CHARLES E., . Kappa Sigma. NORRIS, HARRIS C., . . . Class Sergeant-at-Arms. O'DuNNE, EUGENE, . . . A. B., QQJ, A. M., '95, St Manager. Year Book, OLDERSHAVV, JR., JOHN B., POE, NEILSON, . . . POr:oREI.SIcIN, ALEXANDER, . PRATHER. W. F. JR., . RAMEV, FRANK F., . ROBERTS, L. li., . ROBINSON, E. A., JR., . . A. H., 'gr-, Johns Hopkins. . Baltimore, . Towson, . Mt. Washington, Baltimore, . . . Baltimore, Md Md. Md. Md Md. Md Md Md Md Md Mary'S: Editor and Business Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore, . Baltimore, . M t. Wasliington, Md Md Md Md Md Md. Md I42 SCHAUB, FRANCIS J., . . Baltimore, SHELLY, T. HOWARD, . . . Manor, Baltimore Co , Member Executive Committee. SEIDMAN, ALEXANDER, . Baltimore, SILANCE, C, BURTON, , Baltimore, Phi Kappa Sigma. SINGLEY, FREDERICK J., ..... Baltimore, Chairman Executive Committee, Phi Kappa Sigma. SMITH, R. MARSDEN, ..... Baltimore, A. B. , '98, Johns Hopkins. SMOOT, T. J. JACKSON, . Harris Lot, President of Senate. STEVENSON, MILTON H.,. . . Baltimore, B. S., '95, St. Lawrence, N. Y. STONEBRAKER, LEVIN, ..... Hagerstown, Member Committee on Banquet, Phi Kappa Sigma. STRINGEL, E. R.. .... . . Baltimore, Kappa Sigma. SUPPLEE, J. FRANK, JR., Baltimore, A. B., '98, Princeton. TOLSON, JOHN, C., . . Baltimore, Class President. WHELTLE, JOHN B. A., . Baltimore, Phi Kappa Sigma. XVILLIAMS, ROBERT H., . Drum Cliff, A. B., '96, St. Johns. ZIMMERMAN, L. S., . . Baltimore, Phi K appa Sigma. Md. Md. Md Md. Md. Md Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md. Md Md. istory-Class 1 T VVAS towards the close of the afternoon, on the fourth day of October, one thousand eight hundred and ninety-seven, when the sun, after a glorious but solitary course, was about to sink in the ocean of darkness, that a motley crowd of lawyers-to-be knocked for admission at the portals of the University of Maryland. Ifl had time and space to digress from the truth of this History and extol the talents and merits of this conglomeration, I could easily compile volumes equal in size to the Maryland Reports, but being allowed only a week within which to record their annals, we have to content ourselves with a mere composite sketch, cast, as it were, upon a back-ground of memories and dreams, and "resist the temptation tO wander in those flowery Fields." The first year of our University life passed away pleasantly. Though forced to climb "the rugged mountains of Elementary Law, the desolate paths of Domestic Relations, the deep ravines of Personal Property, the narrow defiles of Contracts and ffertile Eelds of Real Estate Pj " the majority of the Class, with an ambition greater than C:esar's and Worthier than Napoleon's, put their shoulders to the wheel, met the exams boldly and emerged more than victors. XVhen we returned in Fall, as ex-Juniors with countenances tanned, with the reminiscences of a delightful summer, and with hearts throbbing in happy anticipation of coming victories and glory, we realized with sadness, that many of our boon companions had gone out into the hard, cruel world to face its buffetings and cares. But soon these thoughts were stowed away on gilded nails, and eighty hearts thought themselves on the road to success, and one hundred and sixty ears were eagerly listening to hear Mr. Poe describe how Theodosia Trueheart won her case by securing Charles Champion, a recent graduate of the University of Maryland, for her attorney. And youthful minds were stirred still more at Gans' dissertation on " How Banks and Moneys Could be Robbed Without Incriminationf' The months glided swiftly by and found us face to face with that uncertain instrument of torture, the january examination. When the clouds that accompanied this unwelcome visitor had dispersed, we found our ranks somewhat thinned, no doubt the allurements of the outside world had enticed some students from their seats below the heat of the burning lamp. The concluding picture of the book tells the tale. The second term began, our new lecturer, Joseph C. France, escorted us through the maze of "Ultra Vires," and left us to infer that "Law is a good thing, provided man uses it lawfully." "Clouds on Title" had to be carefully scanned, for last year's reports on Cherry Grove had convinced most members of our Class "that learning without thought is love's labor lost." 143 Un the path towards the Temple of Fame, we regaled ourselves with a long draught from the stream that oozes from the pleasant fountain of Mercantile Law, before attempting to plunge into the depths of Bills and Notes. How swiftly that last vacation passed, and how soon October sunsets found seventy, the survival of the fittest, ready for the grand finale. Much to our regret, we found that Father Time had wrought great changes in our curriculum. Legal Ethics, Interpretation, Law with her anomalous conflicts, and all the Damages that Poe might do, had been added to our course of study. And when the time came to be initiated into the inexplicable mysteries of the 'Judges' Englishf' as evidenced by that elegance of diction, we were startled indeed, out of our narrowness of ways, in very admiration at the unassuming manner of the man who could say " Hague," and still deign to lecture to ordinary mortals. A casual survey of our present Class seems to reveal many a future contest, ere the triumphant victor will carry off his spoils in the coming election. Even now out-croppings of political strategy can be clearly seen, upon which the shades of departed politicians would smile from beyond their stygian realms. As a Class, we rank high in the general excellence of our members. IQOU has furnished men of brawn for the University athletics, and before the present year rolls 'round some more of her sons will have, no doubt, become distinguished on gridiron, diamond and cinderpath. Thus, 'midst varying fortunes, have we pursued our way through three long, tedious years, and impatiently watched the ebbing and flowing tide of change, and often sighed and longed for that illustrious day to dawn, whose sun would set on all our labors done. Soon, too soon, perhaps, we must sever our connection with our beloved Alma Mater and esteemed Professors, and launch our crafts on the sea of active life. For three years we have toiled in common, but now the time has come when we must break all pleasantries and " sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish." Still, we will gather at times to clasp again the hands of friends, hear the old familiar tones, and with pleasure recall the day when we were happy, careless pupils, and will agree that our life at the University was a matter which, in times of disappointment,looms up with vivid brightness before our minds, and lures our thoughts from the cares of business to visions of other days and their delightful associations. XVhether our crafts will safely land on the shores of success or be shattered on the Shoals of difficulty, time alone can tell. If they sink. the fault is our own, for in no school can students expect more intelligent and faithful instruction than that which is received from that venerable body of men, who compose the Faculty of the Law Department of the University of Maryland. As we part to follow different paths from the classic halls of our dear old 'Varsity, let us each resolve to carry only love for each other, veneration for our high and honorable profession, and profound respect for all our former Professors. CHAS. H. BEHN, HISTORIAN, 1900. 144 Y. Cult Law Fa TFIE UNIVERSI'FY OF MARYLAND Yor.. XII, NUMBER 4. PUBLISHED EVERY Now AND THEN IIARLAND be CO.. SVRGEONS. Averages ampntated, Decapitation a specialty. VVANTED-By Major Yenable, a few new jol-:es for the next ten years. Two or three will sufhce. XVANTED-Byjohn P. 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THE first smoker given by the late Senate, of happy memory, was, for a time. a howling success. Prominent amongst the many notables was "Irish," the lad who chases the duck for the medical students tFaculty?y. His rendition of Seyboch's Nocturne in Celtic was specially appreciated, the sentiment in particular. The hoary Senators were to be compli- mented on the delicacy and promptness with which " Rough-house " was declared at an early hour in the entertainment. I Bernheimer Bros announce the latest publications : Hechheimer on Ports. ........, 29c. Wolf on Matrimonial Felicity..39Sc. Sykes on suicide .............. . .99c, Nickodemus on Negligence. . .49c. Hartman's justice of the Peace. IQC. Reinheimer's Pleasures of the Crown ....... .......... .... 5 3 9.00 Lewis on Bailments, 2 vols., send two cent stamp. 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"A 1'RoDI'CT OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY.',-ff'U67l1'I14f IN?1"s. i .5 L HOW WIT MATURES WITH AGE," by the same Author, 146 who created such a furore at the school last year, the same who deliv- ered opinion in the celebrated beer case. You ALL WANT BONES, MOLARS AND BRIEFS FOR Igoo. A warm proposition. They come high, but we must have them. THE DANGER OF SENATE REFORM. BY ITS FORMER PRESIDENT, THE LATE WARD LITTIG or '99. For sale at the Smoot Lockers. Price, two for five. ANNUAL LAVV BUGGET. MALUMWSE' Mills on Class Politics, with intro- duction by Jas. G. Bunting, anno- tated by the late John D. Bacon and published by the Tolson, Singley publishing Co., 2X Frat. Bldg., Bal- timore. The author is greatly in- debted in the publication of this work to the Hon Milton H. Steven- son, Sir J. D. Cronmiller, Lord Ham- mond and to Chief justice Karns of the Pacific slope Clikewise to the publishers for the cost of publica- tionj. 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Chapter L Discusses the comparative advantage of bench and bar of early subscriptions and deferred payments. Chapin' IL The propriety of delaying publication sixty days and the ease with which it may be done with inconvenience to none save editorial board. Clzapier III The necessity of having editors who will neglect exami- nations and postpone thesis and be ever ready to prepare material whenever the class decides to subscribe two-thirds of the sum required. Clmpler III The affrontery sometimes required to excuse deferred payments. The art of shifting the burden of blame. Chapfer V. A method of growing eloquent even when wrong. Self exculpation and wholesale incrimination. Clzapler VL The vote of censure. Never be afraid to propose it if anything may be gained thereby, especially on eve of election in uncer- itain contests, when you think it a popular measure. Napoleon had a Wellington, Balin a Bushnard and Bacon a Bumshell. This book would be cheap at any price, in fact, cheapness is its lead- ing characteristic. The Law Department aimed at cheapness first, last and at all times. To this end, with one or two exceptions, it secured a icheap editorial board, with a still cheaper business manager and cor- respondingly cheap contributors and cheap subscribers. We, therefore, commend it to the careful consideration of the Class i of 1900 as a highly 1'epr'esem'aZiz'e book. Ritchie on " General and Special Agent," also on "Respondentia and Bottomryf' Price 30 cents. 147 CORPORATE EVOLUTION. " Let the world spin on down the ringing grooves of changef' or " Corporate chaperones the order of modern development." By the Lit- tle Corporal, Napoleon IV. Poe on "The Art of Putting It," or "Administering Legal Pills in Historic and LiteraryCapsules." Out of print. Stock on hand used only for experimental purposes on suc- ceeding generation. "Conflict of Laws," or the "Con- fusion of Primordial Principles." Our learned lecturer has been considering the publication of a work on this subject, which, if pub- lished, you will be expected to pur- chase Con the principles of profes- sional courtesyj. But on "a full, close and complete examination of the authorities," he is fairly satis- fied that there is sujficienf conflict of authority and confusion of principle for the present requirements of the profession. "The Mistakes of the Supreme Court of the U. S. in General and of justice Marshall in Particular." Re- vised and enlarged for the Class of 1900. By a "venerable " old man, who sees but cannot rectify their errors. Price 30 cents, in coppers, at the Smoot Library. "Legal Ethics 3 or How to do it and Keep in Good Standing." Still in a " primordial " state. K.- I , Y f- I -T3 W -f a .fa -Ss-,,-ada, ' O ' I .lla ilu ea' f Q X ,fll inklespiel Visits the niversity. 0 IJUL'CiIl'I' py myself one day, I vould go town to dat Universingty of Marylant py, und see mein friendt Chon B. Boe. Chonny und I hat peen collitch chumps togedder, vay pack in der fifties, bud he doant tell der poys dot, down in der Law School, pecause id vould make him loog so oldt like dirty cents. Anyhow as I sed, I haddent seen him for sudch a long dime, I think I vould like to hear his schweed, mellodinus woice once again alretty, und so I go. I vas yoost going der door in, yen a young chentlemens mid glasses on der nose, Valk up py me und say: H Ach mein friendt, how glut I vas alretty to saw you, you cannot imatchin mid yourself." Den shaking me mid der hant, bis I think I voult paralize myself, he gontinued: " Your face is very famininer, I forgot if I efer saw your again. Haf you any choice for der bresident of dis Class. I vould pe glat to haf you gonsider me a gandidate. My name is Chon T. " I-Iolt on, mein friendt," I say, "I am nod a member of your Class." " No?" he answer inkviringly, "vell dot doant make me no never mind oud, yoost so you wote by me, aind it? " Bud now I see mein friendt Boe, who invides me der legchure room in, und I go. I dake a sead on der ride side, und dake mein olt bibe oud for a schmoke. Der Class soon fill fills ub, und Chonny pegins his pow-wow mid der poys, who kvietly bud schurely fall off to schleeb, one py one, like der schparrows fall. After a vile, x fi X 1 ven most of dose who caught a lade drain, came in, lVIr. Weilo Brunop gomes in. I know his name pecause I seen id before, bud I alvays ged id mixed. Dere Vere soundts like a '7'f-F- fn! Il Adi gat grying und some dogs yodelling at der moon, vile IVIr. Vhile I Burnup dakes his sead, und somepody yell " Hatsoff! " I neffer heard him called dot pefore, bud dey say he has a disease, und gant dake his hat off bis he sids down. Funny, aindt it? Und mein friendt Cheorffe Keck Gomes in also. I knowed it vas Cheorffe before I Y tb 'D b' U 0 durn aroundt, for I hear him sing in dulcet, tender dones: " How you vouldt like to pe der All icemans like? " Ya, I knowed id vas Cheorge. He sad down peside me und say 3 " Hello Dink ', 'OllZllI1Llf0'0t some chewing tobacca in your atchamas, aindt it?" Vhile Iwas 5 Z5 b 1 J drying to ged some oud of my pistel bocket, I got hitt. I doant know how many dimes or I i I I 'JIl3g'f-'l I ill lllilll VC t , L' A X' X gf X A 1 i in how many blaces. All dot I know vas dot it vas peanuts. Ach Gott, Louis, I dought der lleanut Drust hat busted. Cheorge tolt me aftervards dot id vas a habit dot der Peanut Gang hat. Dey buy peanuts py der bushel from der Dago, named Qscar, on Packer Schtreed, at gondract prices. Dot aindt der only gang dey haf in der Law Debartment -fAnd He Go, Hit," cider. Q Cheorge showed me some dudes, vat sad nb py der obbosite vall against, und tolt 148 me dot dey vas der Silg Schtocking Gang. I vent ofer to broove it and bulled ub a feller's drousers, bud he only vore plack gotten schtockens, mid red flannel undervear. I couldt make an Alfred David by dot, as dey say in der Griminal Gort. Mr. Hoe also hat a " quizz," I neffer saw one before, und so I think I vould vaid und see id. He calls oud der names, und 'only dose vat aint dere ged answered to py other fellers, und sudch names! Dere vas a feller named Overdone, who schpelled his name like der boets-O'Done. Und a feller named Chutch, who looged more like a lobster dan a chutch. Und Macfail, who neffer passed. Und Grumble, who had viskers like a goad. Und Polker lil Skin und Oud Side Mitten. I dink der last two vas Eyetalians or Irish Turks, bud you gant broove it py me. Soon after the quizz begin, Chonny galled on me-Diedrich Dinklespiel-yoost oud of cursety he sed, pecause ve hat peen collitch chumps. Mein kvestion vas, " Vat is marritch P " A failure, I say bromptly, und der hole krout, laff like tam fules. " How does Plackstone define marritch?" asks Chonny B. I hat him dis time, und I know it. Tro.ving oud mein chest und dalking in l 54 3 2, loud tones, I answer: " Marritch is a insane skeme py vitch a man underdakes to pay a ,.-f-f rv "tV Q 'aj Ji voman's board for life." Chonny didn't say a vord, bud only dook a long drink of water. l Q X lu KZ y 3, X I could see he vas deeply touched. But dot tam fule of a Class only laff again like krazy, g 1 f' 4 W f k M und beat on der tables mid dere books und cheer like at a bolitical meeting. l M i I ' V' i After der legschure, efferybody vent into der library Cheorge tolt me I bedder go , I too, as dere vas going to pe ruff-haus. I vent, of course. Der vas a tall feller sidding 4 X ' la, pack of a dable in frond of him, und hat der dable piled ub mid books und logs of vood. I F , I Pack in der gorner, some fellers vas blaying Olt Maids. I neffer knowed id vas sudtch an Y l Fifi? eggsiding game. Dey put money on der table, vitch Ceeorge sed vas for der vidder. By I X If f V' me by, somebody say loud, like " Cheas it l here comes Schmoodf' I doant think Schmood I ff liked Olt Maids, anyhow somepoey grabbed der cards und everypody grabbed dot poor I ? X I vidder-voman's money, und I am afraid dot money, vitch she vas going to puy coal mid. she voand git. I like to see young beoble amuse demselfes, especially ven id is for schxveed l g 1 charity's sake. Aindt dot so P Bud to tell you aboud der ruff-haus. uMaffitCh is aninsane Skeme PV vifch A man Undadakes fo - ,... ' b df lif l" boon der band began to blay. bomebody sed 1d vouldt gost SI,8OO to bublish a book, pay a Voman S oar or C und he ask dot each man pay S30 apiece. Dot schtarted id. Efferybody vant to schpeak at once. Der Chareman hit der table mid a plock of vood und holler " Order ! " und de more he holler, de more dey doant keep schtill. Den he knock one man down mid a glub. I vant to ged in it myself, bud Cheorge say dot is all right, as id vas only der ablication of der rule iniShelley's gase. Id didn't look like a rule to meg it looked more like a baseball glubg bud even if it vas a rule, all I gan say is dot I feel tam sorry for Shelley. Den somebody vant to elect somebody else as Editor. Py dis time, all der plocks of vood hat given oud, und der Chareman vas pitching books at der members on der floor, vile three sargents-at-arms vas gaddering dem ub to be used again. 149 I asked Clleorge vat dei' Chareman vas galled, und he tolt me Schpeaker Reed g bud I know dot vas a tam lie, for he could give Reed lessons in glearing off' der decks for action. Und six of him tied nb in a pack, vould not haf peen half of Reed in dei' vaist measure. I vas in Congress myself and orter know. Soniepody moved dot der atchurn. He nefter moved again. Der motion must haf hurt der Schpeekefs feelings, for he hit him mid Tiedeman on Real Broperty, und der poys garried him ond to der dearest par. I neffer knowed vy dey say dat lawyers bracticed at der par, till I got into my friendt, Borst's Rathskeller. l'y und py somebody move dot all dake a drink. Dot vas der first motion dot dey didn't kick aboud. Dere vas a charming unanimity, vitch vas bleasant to see, it looked like der re-uited Democray. Der 'last ding I saw vas der hole Class vending its vay toward der Ratliskeller, singing dat schweed song of my childhoot: Melinda und I vent oud one noon, Melinda und I vent in a. saluneg Melinda took ice cream und I took chelly, Und Melinda vent home mid a pain in her- Now doant ged eggsidted, und doant be misled, She only vent home mid a pain in her head. fi' A Reverie. Here in this ancient Hall, I hear the voices hum, Others work in the ice-house, This, too, indeed is tough, My thoughts go jumping backward, To when this school was young. The names sratched on the benches, Thoughts of the past recall, And brighten every portrait That hangs on niemory's wall. Some students, who have worked here, Have gained both wealth and fame: While some who worked as hard, Have neither gold nor name. Some have to farms returned, And some are on the force, Sue-li thoughts as these are apt To Gll ns with remorse. 150 While they worked here, I know They had it hard enough. And some as gallant soldiers, Were in the recent warg Some are back, while others, Alas ! exist no more. And some are working on the carsg I know this to be true. While some we've had a dozen years And still they can't get through. A few are in the State's employ, And some dig up the streets. In all your walks and journeys, Our students you will meet. WE? 47 fggggf I, l 7,4471 D Cy' I 1 I ,iffy qw s 1 T J s ,WZ my ff I ff - , V 1 My 1 ,,,M.v'2 ff A 52 N ga? ,pl s- fi! YT, -y W 'ky' W Z!!! : 1 I Af 4 ?"F31Qi1l ' ' 'sf' f f fe F X " "ff , I X 37 fX'! f ff QX 'I " UL ! 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Vxrxflv Win Wmuw mm ,Ny f,,uglwf..uu mm --L, w?s ss lllll A ' .W ' T-'mm 5 The Cause Celebre of the Class of 1900. 151 The Cause Celebre of the Class of O O H 3 XYELI. do I remember, it was in the bleak November, and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the Floor, when there assembled in the library hall, to try a cause based on an alleged violation of the Sunday liquor law, Messrs. Smoot, Dimarko, Pogorelskin and Seidman, et al. , Brief reference must here be made to the galaxy of legal incandescents who figured in the trial. Antonio Dimarko is the proud possessor of the non-de-plume of Count, derived from an ancestor, whom Tony fondly imagines was a feudal Lord, owning vast baronial shifting uses, which, having shifted about so much, at last shifted the Dimarko posterity to America. Smoot goes bythe appellation of "Qld Quizzicalf' a mark of respect contiguous to his phsiognomy. Pogorelskin and Seidman both hail from the rugged steppes of Russia, where the climate was not over conducive to the acquirements of knowledge, nor the retention,of a complete complement of epidermis. With this brief biography of our heroes, we will continue, rather narrative of the case. judge Ritchie was holding court, while the spectators considered it their bounden duty to act as bailiffs. Promptly at 8 o'clock the Court intimated that it was ready for business, and Dnnarko, rudely awakened from a sweet semi-tropical lethargy, which was heavily laden with the QZlfISI'-1'6'7lZZ'-tZIU7lZZ. exotic breath of macaroni and sunny Italy, the land of his forefathers, struggled to his pedal extremities and harangued the Court like " Aeschines " of old. lVith all the melody of a nightingale was his siren voice accompanied. True, he dwelt not largely on the legal principles involved, but allowed his argument to associate and mingle with the rag-tag, ruff-scuff and bob-tail of obscure decisions. He at times drifted off from the facts of the case and seemed to be intently surveying the bookcase opposite the trial table. It was feared by the other side that he would introduce ancient Venetian law and spring a surprise, but this he refrained from doing. At the conclusion of his remarks, Pogorelskin, the powerful orator from the east side, by a quick, sudden movement was on his feet and commenced a dissertation, which, while dealing largely with the American law, was mingled with denunciatory expletives hurled at the Czar of Russia. Pogery's linguistic pyrotechnics and pantomimic gesticulations exceeded immeasurably the declamatory vocalisms of the poetic Dimarko. Witli great brilliancy of periods and homicidal attacks upon the Queeifsown linglish, Pog. proceeded, while his assembled auditors listened like petrified fossils to the subtle interjections of this advanced exponent of polyglot and modern shystery. As he delved deeper into the myriad of statutes and introduced convenient quotations from the Talmud, minus quotation marks, the interest was unabated. liimarko, like an astute Barrister, was continuously objecting, but was always overruled by the Lord Clliefjustice, who acted with a quantum of dignity correlative with the case. Before the conlusion of Pog's remarks, the Count was again wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, dreaming, no doubt, of Italian castles of oxygen, in whose saloons Dimarko I and his sorrel-eyed 152 consort held their levees. Pog. ended his argument and sat down, after which there was a pause in the proceedings, but Tony slumbered On. Aloud noise was heard, a book had fallen to the Hoor, and the Count was awake. Upon examination, it was found that the book Contained a case in which an American jurist had opined that foreign titles were of no effect in America. Seidman, with eyes like a Dumas description Of D'Artagman, then begun his Oration. During his conduct Of his case, Pog. would frequently tip him as to Certain technical points. Seidman seemed to have a grasp on the case, which was all the more wondrous, as it seemed that the same was constantly escaping nom the mouths of the preceding barristers. As told above, this was all that Seidman said. And now, Smoot and the coup zz"e!zz!. Smoolx " Now, Yer Honor, this case went up ll1'87lfll Md." Y1m'ge'.' " Mr. Smoot, it Came down in 87th Md." 5111001 : "Well, Yer, Honor, this case dOn't bear On any other case that I knows of, and, tharfor, thets all I hev to say." Smoot then resumed his seat. The cause was, therefore, submitted without lZl2gN7lll'llf, and the Court called for the record in the case. Search was immediately instituted, and it was discovered reposing in the capacious pocket of Pogey's coat. The record was turned over to the Court, who held the case 5116-rlfrzkz. 'I' Subjects and their Definitions. I.-ELEMENTARI' LAw, Sunshine follows rain. 2.--CONTRACTs, . . Keeping awake at lectures. 3.-TORTS, . " The blow that most killed father." 4.-NVILLS, . . Leavings for leftovers. g 5.-CORPORATIONS, " Lawyers' harvests." 6.-EVIDENCE, . See-saw. S 7.-EQUITY, . Pricklings Of conscience. 8.-REAL PROPERTY, . 6 x 8 feet of ground. Q.-PERSONAL PROPERTY, Your own Opinion. IO.-CRIMINAL LAW, . Help your self Kill Or cure. II.-DONIESTIC RELATIONS, . Mothers-in-law. I2.-PLEADING AND PRACTICE, Courtship and marriage. I3.-CONSTITUTIONAL IJAYY, . Walk before breakfast. I4.-INTERNATIONAL LAW, Keeping On your Own side of the fence. 15.-LEGAL ETHICS, . Shaking hands over volcanoes. 153 'I' hc The Fraternity Girl. Beth's not a model scholar, nor versfttile in Greek, The alphabet, she knows, her Latin prose is weak. Among our set of fellows, we do not care for that, She wears the skull and bones of our old " frat " poster pillows in the chair, embroidered by Floss, She said shell be BIatt's sister, so now she's one of US: The pass-word, grip and traveling sign she's got down pat, The maltese cross she wears because she's in our " frat " jeannett's white arm was never scarred with our Great Seal, We make believe sl1e's one of us, of course not real. Girls fan come in our hearts, but not our " habitat." Thei 're just as happy when theyre "pledged " to our old " frat." ,Z 1. 5 Now when I trump my partuer's ace, I am not to blame, just tell me hearts are trumps-then see wl1o'll win the game. I thought the Queen upon the card wore a leghorn hat, And 'neath her curls a cross of pearls belonging to the " frat " So hll the bumper to the brim for all our girls, Without, fraternity life is robbed of choicest pearls, And famels high rung, and all tbat's true and worth the striving at Is nought without the thoughts of her-my " Sister " in the " frat." i i?+ I Z, 3 ,...,f' x 5 wr 32" I ' r' 7 Y ,i , s tt if i if M12 sz -5 1 1. ' Hiijfr - "' -if? -' fill f'2:i5::- J '15 YT , i::-27? f f"'Mf ,rirl v or lf .1 1 f' 'i4'.25i?if5, Wifi!" ,-5.5-.'v'W'.4 N 'i Q' " 1 - -I T. ff X . lp1zaia,W,f jail! ff 3 t'.-six X I J cf.. N iiii'iif"fif fi. ' ax X if' Q ' , l-- fri 'fir '. - 'l""'l .ff it I it ill' Aft it is ,, :iifsy ill I L ' ",f "" fi ' A 7A", .' ri: ' XS . 7 fl r 3-5' "ff Mess ' I f- zz: I i -aff me ff fxf' ?l" I, s' ff: EZ:- ri 275 Zee t 5-""-fyiyal ,H ' ' gi- -Y ' Y Y G' . is X-ij: Inlrkli 1" '54 I ff f ff MZWW ,, f ' ul X 'M ff QE ff'M 'W f tfgv., Q ,ll. Ann, ,- ThTIfhFh 5- ,ff If fn," If ffff, K' 1 iff! fwfr! , l ' X '-'FE' ,f X1 f T , f' , mfyf , , 3 I rj ,f AYN, fx ,,m,' 'WW A True f istory of the Class lection. ARLY in the Fall of the year of our Lord, eighteen hundred and ninety-nine, the politicians of the Class of 1900 began to go their rounds among the students, button-holing the different members and asking them to support their respective candidates. lt was an easy matter to pick out the candidates for office and their various supporters, because, just so soon as a man announced himself, or had someone announce him, just so soon would he get that suave, polite smile on his face and speak in a kind, solicitous tone to every man in the class, yea, verily, men whom he would not have noticed before, he would then greet in such a cordial manner, that one would think he was the best fellow in the world 3 and, then, the right and left bowers were easily picked out, for if you did not pick them out they would be sure to pick you out, and the question here is, who would be the worst stuck? Of course, you would, because you are not a politician. This continued all through the campaign, which lasted from the first day of October, I8QQ,flI'1 fact, I have heard it stated that one man commenced his compaign during his first year at the L'niversity,y until March Ist, 1900, with such deals and counter deals as would put the celebrated Ifozzwnlzlv Dick Croker to shame. Some were promised that, if they would support a certain man, they would be elected to the high and honorable office of sergeant-at-arms. Iixcitement ran high, and it is said by some of the ofiicials at the Record Office Qfor a number of our classmates have positions with the Title Company,or had up to election dayj that for three days before the election no one could do any work in that office on account of the loud, excitable comments of our classmates in sounding their praises of the certain candidates. One day our worthy friend from Cumberland and the " Lord of East Baltimore " were in the midst of a heated discussion, which everyone thought would end in blows, when in came the President of the Title Company. Everyone was chagrined and crestfallen, except Lord Von Keck, who quickly gained his composure and said : " How do you do, Mr, President, will you have a chew of tobacco ? " XVell, at last, the day of election was at hand, the meeting was called to order and the Hon. " Mose " Gill was elected Chairman. Nlr. Stevenson, who was born in the objective case, made a motion, I don't know what, but neither did heg then Mr. liarns, the California politician, who had experience in the political squabbles of Kansas and California, and who was invited to manage tioebel's campaign, nominated john D. Bacon for President of the Class of 1900. Mr. Stevenson made another motion, which was never secondedg then the boy orator from Hagerstown put in nomination Frederick Singley. Mr. Stevenson made another' motion, which was lost. Then there was a hush, which fell upon the vast assembly, such as when Regulus addressed the Carthagenians, as our curly-haired, pugnacious, firery stump-speaker from North Broadway awoke from his dream, came forward, raised his high squeaky, tom-Cat, tenor voice and said: " Mr. President and most honorable members 156 of a most honored class, I salute you fwhich accounted for the honored classy, in the name and by the authority of his Most Honorable High Lord, Manager of our Faction, I greet you, peace be unto you, and may you have discretion and sense enough, most worthy brothers, to vote for the man I am going to nominate. He is a man of unquestioned truth and varacity, and works for the same company I used to work for. I tell you, fellow-classmates, he got Howard Shelley and Bibb Mills a job, you vote for him and he will get you one too: but even if he did work beside me for three long months, he his not contaminated, he is a man who has not asked a single man to vote for him, who is not going to keep his word, he has not promised a single office which he will not till." And then he proceeded to indulge in mud slinging for fifteen minutes, and wound up in the following characteristic manner: 4' Fellow-classmates, you do not want to vote for the other two candidates, they are too smart. Now I tell you how you do, you vote for my man, and if he has not sense enough to do you any good, he has not sense enough to do you any harm. Hurrah for our side !' flVIuch applausej Then arose the tall, handsome son from Laurel, who was a student of forensic eloquence under the Hon. " Hose " Gill, but now author of " Forensic Eloquence." He spoke in part, about as follows : " Mr. Chairman and fellow members of our honorable class, during all the deliberations of our venerable body, never has my feeble voice been lifted in your councils, or my advice been intruded at your deliberations. I have, with great effort on my part, kept my mouth shut, but now the pent-up eloquence of my soul seeks a vent. I have consulted our friend around the corner and he has filled me to oyerhowing. I am almost too " full " for utterance. I arise to second every word which was spoken by our curly-haired orator, and I wish further to say, I work for the same company the curly-haired gentleman used to work for, and I wish to tell you, fellow classmates, I was an unpledged man until I worked for that company, but now I am going to vote and work for a man who has not made a promise to anybody but me, who has not asked a single man, besides myself, to vote for him. The other men have promised every man in the class an office but me, do you think I am going to vote for anybody who won't look after his friends? Certainly not. I would rather vote for my man, sixteen to one, because he has not made a promise he will not fill. Now, fellow-classmates, if you want to read your title clear to seats in the peanut gallery, you vote for the other side 5 we had an apple out of fha! bag last year. But if you want high seats in the synagogue on commencement night, you vote for our side." Then for twenty long minutes he indulged in mud slinging, in which the other two candidates were somewhat spattered, but, at last, the flow of eloquence ceased, and the orator, proving that he was too full for further utterance, sat down amid the plaudits of his admiring classmates. There being no more eloquence on tap, we proceeded to ballot, with the result that the " reform candidate" was in the lead. Before another ballot could be taken, Mr. Adonis Supplee placed in nomination the mellifluent Bunting. Another ballot, still no election. Croker Stevenson made another objection, and then we adjourned. During the next day the telephone bells were ringing all over the city, by means, whereof, different politicians made successful deals with various candidates, and when we met that evening, Mr. Bacon addressed us in part, as follows : " Mr. Chairman and honored friends, I will not make a long speech." QProlonged applausej. " But there is a statement I wish to make. You know I put up a pretty stiff fight for class presidency, and had it not been for the trickery and chicanery QI like 157 that word chicaneryl of certain members of this class I would have been elected, and Iwish to say, had I been elected, I could not have kept all the promises I have made, because I promised every single office to three different men, but I would have made that all right by putting in some other men whom I had not promised. I love my friends, and no one knows better how to use their friends than I do, in fact, I use my friends 'to the very last ditch,' but nowI am going to withdraw" fa Hobson's choicel. " But I want to thank my friends and say, ifI have any further use for them, I will let them know, and if I do, the old promises will hold good on their part." On the next ballot Tolson was elected. XVe then proceeded with nominations for Vice-President. Messrs. Denmead and Bacon were nominated, with the result that liacon was elected. Messrs. lVIillikin, Herman and Stringer were nominated for secretary. In nominating Mr. Herman, Mr. Mills, among other things, said: " Mr, President and gentlemen, in placing in nomination the man that I do, I need but repeat the following couplet to show you his qualifications 1 With bay-window so big Gy Anil mustache so sablet?p, He is a giant in mind And a man at the table. " I now place in nomination Mr. Millikinf' Carried. For sergeant-at-arms, Mr. Keck's voice was heard as he placed Mr. Herman in nomination in about the following words: " It is my privilege to nominate for sergeant at-arms a man known to you all. He is rivaled by SOIHC, excelled by none, preceded but not eclipsed by john L. Sullivan. It is splendid to behold him, he has the grace of Talma, the nerves of lilondin, the agility of Jeffries, the air of a Bourbon and the ease of a ballerina. He plays with strong men as a child with a toy. His diaphanous costume reveals his sturdy figure. He has legs like the Colossus at Rhodes, and all the serpentine sinuosity of Iiscamilla the Torreador. A chest as deep as an English farmer, and the brute force of an American pugilist to back his demands. I trust, gentlemen, that my protege will receive the unanimous support of his fellows when I mention the name of Mr. Irving G. Henman. He is not with us to-day. I presume he has a case in court." But even this eloquence did not carry the day. I wish to say to those who were defeated, cheer up, your time will come by and by, and we hope that in the dim and distant future you will, if it is possible, be more successful than the successful ones have been in these latter days. I 4. Who is the one who knows the law, Who is the one that gets a big head Who is the one that argues his moot, Wears his hat cocked aside And reads what thisjudge And for some musty tome And shoots off his jaw, And that law yer said, He worries old Smoot, Sits up night and day Who wears a sage look Who compiles a thesis And keeps plugging away, And studies his book, In bits, chunks and pieces, 'I'ur:ji'Nrcm. THE INTERMEDIATE. THE SENIOR. 158 'A ' is v-W1 Mr. Poe's uiz on vidence. JVI1: Pac-" Mr. Dimarco, state the exceptions to the admissibility of hearsay evidence." JVI71 D.-" Would it be "f01npftf1z!" for me, Mr. Poe, to refer to Reynolds Memoranda to refresh my recollection ? " M1'. Por'-" The doctrine you invoke, Mr. Dimarco, is for the purpose of 1'lf'6'S!ZZ'1Ig one's recollection-not for impressing heretofore unknown facts." I flfr. P06--" Mr. Stevenson, after you open up offices in New York State, suppose in the trial of a cause you wanted to prove the law of a foreign State, say of Maryland, how would you go about it P " 1101 S.-" Well, I would summon some one of the Senior Class as a witness, to prove the laws of Maryland in force up to june, 1900." ' I . Wfr. P00-"Mr, Keck, in the celebrated case of Briscoe ws. State, the proposition that confronted the Court of Appeals, was whether the voluntariness iff! non of an alleged confession should be submitted to the jury, with instruction to consider it if they believed it voluntary, and exclude it if they found it to be involuntary. Upon that proposition, Mr. Keck, of what great principle did the Court deliver itself?" M1'. Kruk-'f That the Circuit judge of Charles County had made a great mistake." fC7lL'L'1'5 from tfzu Ga!!wj1'.i Mr. Poe-" Mr. Cromwell, you say conviction of perjury would disqualify a witness ? " Mr. C.-" Yes, sir." M1'. Poe-H But suppose he were pardoned by the Governor, what effect, if any, would that have ? " XVI1: C.-" WVell, it would enable him to register in time to vote for the Governor's re-election." IVI11 Poe-" Do you know of any precedent in support of that proposition? ? ? ? ? " 159 Our Boy Graduate Ou1 lox elx june 11111 soon be here VX 1111 bloo111111 flowers and skles so Cle'1r And from 'ill sxdes ue soon 111ll heqr Phe sweet ClI'l L raduate 'Nou tell me all you l.llOl1gl.1tflll folks VVho see through schemes 'md pomts of Jokes NX hx lS 1t that ue hear no eroftl-ts Of our bridudtefl bow? Of eourse ne te uelther su eet nor f'l.lI And 11 e'1r 110 poqes 111 OLlI'11'1lT Xs tor '1 blush we YX0l.1ld1lOtL1'lTC But st1ll me re thert XYe1lo11ea1t,4o11'11s of Course they black Anrl l1'11'e 110 5151165 111 the l1'1Clc' Of flounec stud frill there is 'll21Cli l ut wou rl 1011 rvtllerxxise? L know 11'e'1'e 'lWliXV'll' l on st'1-'C vQljO1"Of every size find '11 ' And fuss 'tml tlowers nnke us r'1K e But we deserve them. .' cheer 1 le '. of 1Nl,boysl'11rtl1eir wor '. " '-the their lue. 'mtl tlo not slli ' ,- sz them in lllt'1ll0I'y u ', - V- lrzuluzt Q,-' - - 1 ggi 5 '- 'if W5 X Wx N1 fxwxm XXX X 50 5 W1 1 1 Info ' ,ff 11,14 4H,, if ll '71 1 W 1lfl'Mf5f?lL'L 'l 4' 111 mf-1 , t ff iff qlflwflfffx' 1 A-rhgfg - X - Il Li' an il!! , I 1 ,Q HY- ' ' "'l,lf 1.45423 I fi ' 61' .-Z:-I I' v 31' e hear so much about " OUR GIRL GR,1l5lXX'l'l'1,', how about ' 5,94-jr , ft 1, W 1 I' ' P A 'tl' X 44 A rr X N 1 Q i X :QV XX' . . I , A, , -4 , . , , L 5 V v ' V ,-vi Q , L f. , .tw N I . ' 1 1 . 'L C . I , ' , 1 1,1 . ,I S. , ,- ,- - . . 1 ',"'f'7f1' ff:'l'i4?ll' 'lb 1 1 , , L , - 5' fr , If lore, L. . , 1 , 1 ,U Xiwvfpa Mtjqjzzj Al 44' ,,'lh1N'f,! 41 Y 're , 1,,' ,F 1,11 .,1 1 f X A . . t , 1 -J' 27' aff? L. . ' , ff f, 1 , ' 1 ff f , ,Q , 1 el. 1tf,, 1,1 Wf' t M VV - 1 - 1 the C Q , In ,K b 'xg' ' XX 1. . . ge, ' gl 'fy' I ., ff ,f 57: 1 gil. ' 1 to ' , 'fy f 1 I xx ,f AN 1 jg Xl fl' 1 f So l l le YV I t,11e m 1 s. rlx, xii? 1l I at tlxougbt of l rle llflhv fflll liox 1 tts I 1 ' ' ,fjv 411 J 160 1 ,. 51 f .nf MZ: N ' -, , 1 . . 7 Q L0 ziiildim Hi f 'WJ WET mn IW f-if Rough house in the Senate. he Senate. O li wish to say to the reader that, with reference to the subject of this article, the Latin maxim 11111111111 1's!j1z11z dzklzzm y11111f111111 1z'1'1'l11111 .v1'fjv1'1'11s, is null and void ab I.IIl.fZ.0,' for historians have never revealed facts equal to, nor the gods ever created men greater than those of the 'Varsity Senate. - To the ordinary student, the word " Senate " arouses no special interest: he remembers that it was the name applied to an august assemblage of Plebeians and Patricians in ancient Rome 3 that it was before such a body that Cicero delivered his famous orat'ion1 that today there are political bodies called by that name, and that even the very course of human events has been changed by laws passed by such assemblies 1 yet all this forms only a small part of the vast universal history of mankind and, therefore, is of no special interest to him 5 but to the law student of the University of Maryland, the word "Senate," aside from the meaning heretofore stated, has a special significance, for it brings vividly to his mind recollections of parliamentary debates and scenes of order and disorder, such as when all were listening to the masterly eloquence of some distinguished orator, and when about a dozen members, each trying to be recognized by the President as having the floor, made the Senate chamber ring with expressions of: " Mr. President l l " " Point of Order l ! l " " Point of Information l l l ! " " ROUGH llUL'Sli ! 3 I Y " "Outside with that alley talk l" and other similar phrases. It was in the Grecian Senate that llemosthenes delivered his master-pieces 5 in the Roman Senate that Cicero denounced Catalineg in the Senate of the United States that VVebster made his famous speeches, and that Calhoun thrilled the hearts of the people by his eloquence, but, in those days such speakers as are now enrolled in the Senate of the University of Maryland were not yet born. It is now that the eloquence of Demosthenese must give way to that of Senator Nice, who with are 7'0fZl7Zll,0 fills the Senate Chamber with unphilosophical ideas as to the best methods of dealing with political problems. The fime of Cicero is now overshadowed by that of Senator lVlorht, who has gained notoriety by his forcible denunciation of every member of the Senate, from the President to the most humble fhimself exceptedj, as unworthy of the name of " Senator," because they at times chanced to talk or whistle while some they was addressing the Senate. The glory of XVebster and Calhoun wane before that of the distinguished Senator Latane, who by his eloquence and personal magnetism, is able to lead his audience into the very gates of " Hades," and show them the scenes indescribable, then, sad to say, he leaves them there. 'lihe tender voice of Senator Hunting would melt to tears the most stolid heart of the worst reprobates. The thunderholts of lleaven would not "jar you" more than the voice of our Kentuckian. "1V11!!1111z g11111z'1'1'f1lgz'f 111111 111'111zf'z'l" might well he said of Senator Maloy. Then, there is the critical Senator, Littig, a second Burk, with a like dinner-bell 162 voice, who always has the Senate at heart fsuggested that it must be the Senate's hearty and who opposes everything except the having ofa smoker. NVe trust he will some day find his ideal in the new House of Representatives. Une Senator, who to borrow from Shakespeare, is "bearded like a pard," realizing the impossibility of gaining distinction in the Senate, made his k mar by breaking beer bottles against the wall at the smoker. Last and least, is our little fellow, wh Up to the present time, however, there has not been sufficient circumstancial evidence to warrant a verdict in his favor. There are others whose names we might mention, but matters of importance will not permit, ose physical deficiency, we trust, 'is wholly counteracted by his ability of mind. In summing up the characteristics of our members, we will simply give the opinion held by Senator Nyburg, ever since the expiration of his four months' term as President of the Senate, and that is, that Aristotle was perfectly correct in characterizing man as a --mymisfit-5-.:,,,i'." As to the work of the Senate: The world-wide influence of the scmzfzzs canszzmfmzz of the Roman Senates or the " Imperialisticn infiuence of the United States Senate, is not to be compared with that of the Senate of the University of Maryland, its power is "panoramic in scope and microscopic in intensity." It has dictated the political duty of Kentucky: vested the ownership of corporations in the government, sanctioned capital punishmentg regulated and established uniform divorce laws in this countr ' ' t d f 5 , gran e ree trade to Porto Rico: freed the Philippines g decided the fate of the Boersg and now would like to grasp the earth by its axis, hold it up, twirl it around, to see if anything has been left undone. Nkirn1hN.U5,5,Lfrv.i - ,gc-,ic f-P+ ,lg lil 'ii Q2 .if iw 53 oxf N-97.-S WI ,-' 1h my I if' . W X iw 4 If V.: ral- -L Q1 ir? 45.4 , ll ix- me ,i Ahifrg -N411 Www e ' , nv 'ix' V T, g, 1 163 My friends, from the following effusion, Do not come to the silly conclusion That 'tis done with malice or evil intention To stir up strife, ill feeling or contention g My motive is, I must confess, Nothing more or nothing less, Than to fill up the book more quickly than The editors, alone, possibly can 3 So if you feel quite sore o'er a palpable hit, just pray for meekness and don't mind a bit: S xr ' 14, .W .Z . I 1 ,f Your spirit from the chastening may grow quite strong 'tif J' And you to great honors be helped along. 7 ' is for All of us who expect to graduate, VVin honor and glory at a lightning-like rate. is for Brewer, a " father-in-law," A city politician, who large crowds can draw. is for Cromwell, our sol-lier lad, His chief distinctions are his nerve and his gab. is for Douglass, a solemn old chap, VVho spends most ofhis time in taking a nap. stands for Eccleston, reserved and short, A good enough fellow of the quiet sort. is for Ferguson, with a sunny smile. A little boy without malice or guile. means Gordon, a giant in height, with body in the clouds, his head out of sight. is for Hammond, with a political power t?j, In respect to " gab," he has a princely dower. stand for Idiots, those who think to pass By the aid of cribs, books and brass. is for judge. a ladies' man, Who spoons every girl he possibly can. is for Keck, one of our wits, Whose ceaseless tongue gives us all fits. is for Lewis, who .s'larlvrfwiil1 us, Whose legal lore is too profound to discuss. stands for Mills with a political turn, To be a " Mark Hanna " his ambition does burn. is for Naas, a royal good chap, Whose delight it is to drink right fresh from the tap stands for our Orator, Eugene O'Dunne. Witty and bright, with an Irishman's tongue. stands for Prather, whose tongue gets a rest About on ce a century. either more or less is for the Quandry we all get in, When in midst of exams. and cheating like sin. means Roberts, not the " much-talked about," But a fellow classmate, serious and stout. is for Stevenson, our short, jolly friend, Whose objections in class meetings never have end. is for Titsworth, who loves to study, How to learn law gratis and do everybody. is for our University, a historical school, The graduates of which in legal walks rule. is for the Victory which we all can win, If we stick to the right and overcome sin. is for Williams, co-librarian with Snioot, Both of whom help the boys the library to loot is for the Unknown, whom we all can cuss Without causing strife, ill-feeling or a fuss. stands for " Yours truly," who is writing this stuff, Would'nt you like to give him a cuff? stands for Zimmerman, tall and lanky, Thus endeth the reading, comrades dear, So the rest of you need not fear. 164 A good enough fellow, but a trifle cranky. uclge Stockbriclge's uiz on Conflict of aws and ntemational aw. Yzzdgf- QAfter asking various questions on capacity of infants to contract in various Statesgp " Now, Mr. Smoot, this is a case of a 77Ifll'7'Z't'lZ7'ZZ'07l1fI1I, what would be the law as to her capacity P " Mr. Smooz'-" Yer Honor, although I am a Senior, I have no knowledge of the SIlffjlf'ff,H fudge'-" Mr. Cromwell, can you state, in your own language, the substance of the Monroe doctrine ? " Zlfbt Cromwflr'-" It arose, Your Honor, when President Monroe informed the Continental powers that if they undertook, at that time, to steal territory in South America, which we expect to steal later on, we would have to regard it as an unfriendly act." Yzzdgf-" Mr. Stevenson, what is contraband of war? " rllr. Sf6'Ul'll50lli" Those things directly useful in Fighting." Yzzdgr-'t lfVell, in view of the late stampede in the Transvaal, would you consider the proposed shipment of Arizona mules, if made, as coming within your dehnition P" JW. Sf6'2'l'llS0lZ-" Well, Yo-ur Honor, in view of the great number of asses the English already have there, the shipment of some additional donkeys, I think, could hardly be considered as 'm11f1'aZ1a11d.' " Yzzdgr-" Mr. Tolson, enumerate and define the several kinds of governments." Mr. Yblsolz-" Governments lZIL'j'1I7'z', lZIL"fI7l'f0 and defzmdo. " " Dejure, those that ought to be but are not. Dr fnrfo, those that are but ought not to be. Drfmzffo, those that use to be but don't go now." ,?'uafgf-" Mr. Bosley, you spoke ofthe New York law on marriage and divorce, and said a man may get a divorce in New York, but still be forbidden to remarry there, yet leaving the wife free. You also said he might live on the jersey side tif mosquitos permitted, and, marrying there, have a wife recognized as such in New jersey, but not in New York. But suppose he slmzzhz' remarry in New York, what effect would it have ? " Zllr. Bosfey-"It would be bigamy in him but not in her." Sma!! 'UOZ-fl'f3'077Z Ihr' door-" Your Honor, suppose he should make up with his once divorced wife, and remarrying Inv' in the State of New York, would it be bigamy on his part and not on hers ? " Yzldge-" Mr. Keck, the Court will take that under advisementf' 165 A Sample of the sual Nomination Speech in the Class lections of the aw School of the University of arylancl. 2 illr. Cyllllvfllltlll mm' l'i'f!0tu-Clfzxszzzflz.' The gentleman, whom I have the extreme pleasure of arising to-day to nominate, is one whose name is magic from boundary to boundary of Maryland, and later, the uttermost inhabitants ofthe Solar System will, undoubtedly, bow down with us in a community of worship of the same. His career will only be limited by the fact that imagination even has bounds, and the goal that he will attain be too sadly beyond our view, for there is a degree of glory that mortal sight cannot bear. This, fellow-classmen, is not a dream either, induced by the alluring caresses of some super-:esthetic brand of dope, but, on the contrary, a mathematical deduction, arrived at from a careful inspection of his past life, and a plotting by the most correct principles of analytics, with the data, thus obtained, of the parabolic curve of his course, extending on into infinity, somewhere beyond the rose-tinted dreams of the most vicious absinthe fiend, and farther than the faintest stars discernible by our eyes, even when smitten by an ultra-astronomical club. Aye, this is he, friends, rummers and filI'l11CI'S,Ol'l l hang it, countrymen, I-I-I mean classmen, this is he, this demi-god, and what is his opponent? Yes, what is he? VVhy he had the nerve to want the presidency of the class, and the gentleman whom I am nominating would not have had it had we not gone to him on our bended knees and prayed him to be our president, and to thus exalt us. On the other hand, you will observe that your buttonholes are frayed and worn by the ceaseless frettting of a grasping hand, and by a man who, in my humble opinion, is not possessed of executive ability in sufhciency to render him capable of presiding over a bevy of quail, while our candidate can even penetrate the innermost cryptogrammic working of the mind of the most pronounced parliinentary law fiend, and disentangle the snarl of his points of order. The smile of our opponent is of an intermittent character, and that of the prodigy, who I am to present for your consideration, is a perpetual institution. Th it person, whose name is already before the class, is a personal friend ofmine, and man to man, I am proud to know him, but, presidentially considered, he is a blackguard in contradistinction to an angel of light in the person, who has condescendingly consented, metaphoric tlly speaking, to lav aside for the moment his No. IO pair of wings and allow us to shine in the refiected light of his personal glory. Gentlemen, I nominate for the higest office that his class can beg him to have, Mr. XYould-be-president, 166 ci' 1 , . ' . . . f 'J +117 f f .:2TE:? ' ' X ' ' L 'f f ""-gf -',.:Q1- , X X - P' fs, Sf' S X' X , N :' 'J ' 3' fiUY 2 ' 'f X 1 TH: X X' rx- LA - ,-- . ff 'A ' K' ., - A- lf XV X ESM, A-::?S.Q5S. , ' 'X Cuff ' Yi ' 'E x -. fiiffij , K '? g N. X f .--A-4 EX U39 XX xx - , Gif, b mg! ig Xxjx X 'Y , X, fn ' 'X5 , ff Xxx' - r-.g xx - X . Q,f x .x -. v Zi' - ' ' fr I' - Xxx ' M " 1 iii 1 ' A-T iiffzfr., . XS Q7 ' 'W' A - Z -' M x ., X z?S ,3 1ff",---'I Xu W M D. 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Remember that woman's tears do not wilt courts, therefore try her case before a jury. XYhen a prospective client asks you to secure copyrights for his new book, entitled the llen vs. Science, don't advise your client to buy an incubator, for he will nevertheless imagine his book will hatch the shekels. A lawyer's mind should be alive to all the current topics, viz: Sleeping-car comforts, masculine A kettle drums, the Constitution of Dahomey, tunnels, biographies, head-lights, thirst fatalities, carving ri wild sheep, Decoration Day among the Sioux, entomology, parables on wedding garments, Slit' .ft'7lZf?4'l' X K joint powder, soliloquies on the watermelon, table etiquette and the average man 3 how to slide down f i xx, a mountain in ll Sold pan, or how to tread comfortably on a tack or a broken saucer, the modern X story of Vain, and the morbidly matrimonial Mormon, as well as the fU'z'11zm'n'z'1z! principle of all ' ' qs things. OB n QQ l'Jon't make a one-horse effort to do away with the jury system, which not only gives the right ww N gX til- such trial to every one, but allows the members to filch 52.00 a day at our expense. Don't roll f , 5" pool with the court, or Qive plug tobacco to the bailiffs, otherwise such acts would tend to elevate the X, philanthropical side of the profession. l3on't worry yourself as to whether a juror can distinguish ?t . Mlillnifffl the diflerf-nce between a verdict or a porous plasterg he draws his usufruct just the same. Even if .L l ,i Ilqyigf Z you must occasionally wake him with a chair, don't worry. jurors will ever consider that they have N K 1 xli been empanelled to disagree. lf necessary, feed him before the trial on Rip Van Winlcle cheese, and If u'I,g?fi:S if you win, get him so completely under the weather that he cannot possibly get home without ag directory and the assistance ofa large part of the jw.i'.w' muzzbzflfs. Always impress on him thtxg difhqrence between homicidal assaults and malicious tape-worms. And be careful lest the cuspidors ','z3jllf"fWHS' Q X in the jury box be overworked. lf you find he's easy, pay him a fair 1j1'l1'lllf77'0 yzm, but when he gets 'jf' XS ' f extravagant, haggle about the price. lJon't try to force a law through the Legislature, which engages 1? I the attention of the courts between biennial sessions, with something like the exclusiveness of a first HS love. Remember there are other suitors entitled to their "day in court." Don't advocate the passage of bills looking to the establishment of a home for bald-headed orphans, or to aid indigent politicians, or to establish an asylum for victims of the "fine cut" habit. In agricultural laws, see that there is an act looking toward the more successful propagation of the doughnut plant, regulation of the size of morning delivery of chunks of ice. Never admit azzytlzizzg, and always endeavor, when in court, to point out the court's error. Always steer clear of the orphan mmf pro fmzf. Always serve the interests of the client, whether the client be a partial orphan, grass widow, brevet bachelor, or ward in chancery. Remember, that by frequent changes in the seed, a rich harvest of clients will be sown, and long and productive periods of litigation are thereby inaugurated g the tendency being to stimulate a now dormant feeling of legal fraternity and make us feel that it were good for us to be here. +I. The Last Straw. What goes to make a lawyer? Ah ! friends, several thingsl A bit of brain, A goal to attain, And no pretense to " wingsg " Then one always must Keep the dust Off his books, and the road Will be fair If he learn with care To manipulate the Code. What goes to make a lawyer? Some slickness in exams, To get there is The principal "biz" Of all the legal " lambs." But as we live 'Tis hardest to give, Ere one may seek to strive, The State Board that check, To tread on one's neck, For an extra twenty-five. 169 An Alumnus in ffice. OON after the close of the war, Captain X, of Class of 1899, was appointed a justice of the Peace in a country place in South Carolina. Beyond the management of real estate, drawing up deeds, etc., he had no legal knowledge, indeed his entire stock of "book learning" was small and poorly selected, but any lack in general information was fully made up, for his uses, by self-assertion. I.ate one afternoon, while riding home, he met a young woman and two men. The young woman and one of the men wished to be married at once. They procured the necessary license, but an irate father was on their path and vowed that they should never be married. Now, the Captain had never witnessed a marriage. He remembered having seen a book about the house years before, with a form of marriage in it, but where it was now he could not remember. f' VVhy," said he, when he told the story afterwards, " I knew the 'postles' creed and commandments, and at first I thought I'd use 'em to begin on, but then I reckoned, on the whole, they was too solemn." A less assured man would have been sorely perplexed, but not he. He also lost no time in removing his hat and remarked : " Hats off in the presence of the Court." All being uncovered, he said: " I'll swear you in fust. Hold up your right hands." U Me too? " asked the friend of the groom. " Of course," said the Captain, " all witnesses must be sworn. You and each of you solemnly swear that the evidence you shall give in this case shall be the truth, an' nothin' but the truth, so 'elp you -. " You, john Marvin, do solemnly swear, that to the best of your knowledge an' belief, you take this yer woman ter have an' ter hold for yerself, yer heirs, exekyerters, administrators and assigns, for your and their use, behalf and behoof forever." " I do," answered the groom. " You, Alice Ewer, take this yer man for yer husband, ter hav' an' ter hold foreverg and you do further swear that you are lawfully seized in fee-simple, are free from all incumbrance an' hav' good right to sell, bargain and convey to the said grantee yerself, yer heirs, administrators an' assigns? " " I do," said the bride rather doubtfully. '- VVell, john," said the Captain, " that'll be about a dollar an' fifty cents." " Are we married?" asked the other. "Not yet, ye ain't," quoth the Captain with emphasis, "but the fee comes in here." After some fumbling it was produced and handed over to the "Court," who examined it to make sure that it was all right, and then pocketed it and continued: s " Know all men by these presents, that I, Captain of Raleigh, North Carolina, being in good health and of sound an' disposin' mind, in consideration ofa dollar 'n fifty cents to me in hand paid, the receipt whereof is hereby acknowledged, do and by these presents have declared you man and wife during good behavior an' till otherwise ordered by the Court." The men put on their hats again, the young couple, after shaking their benefactor's hand, went on to meet their destiny and the irate father, while the Captain rode home richer in experience. I7U Grinds If by some chance or inadvertence anyone be overlooked, he must BACON-H But his performance, as he is now, nothing' BEHN-'f A scholar and a good one 5 Exceedingly wise, fair-spoken, and persuadin Lofty and sour to them who love him not, His promises were, as he then was, mighty 3 O O not feel slighted for if not roasted here he will be in the hereafter g S But to those that seek him, sweet as summer." BOSLEY-- H VVith grave aspect he rose, and in his rising seemed A pillar of state, deep on his front engraven Deliberation sat, and public care : And princely counsel in his face yet shone majestic BUDNITZ-U BREWER-H In the bright lexicon of youth, there is no such word as fail And then the whining school boy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like a snail Unwilling to school." ' His face with smile eternal drest, Just like the landlord to his guest." BOYCE--' He came not here to study, And his mission he fulfilled." BUNTING--" He of the sweet, angelic smile, Whose mouth is silent never, Some men may stop to thinkawhile, He rattles on forever." BRENT-'f CROSS--" The best of me is diligence." CASSARD-" I use the Seven Sutherland Sisters Hair Restorer CROMWELL-" How long shall the words of thine mouth be as strong wind P 171 CRONMILLER-" He took his journey into a far country and wasted his substance with riotous living." Dowxix-" His look drew audience and attention still as night, or summer noon tide's air." DENMEAD-" Sweet, smiling, lisping youth, the world is too wicked for thee." ljIMARCOJ" Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, he has flunked again." ECCLFSTON-" Little things have their valuef' EISENIKRAXIBT-" Beard is not a sign of brain." Ficnousox-" Eternal smiles, but emptiness display, As shallow streams run dimpling all the way." F1'rcHr:'1"1'-" He sleeps, he sleeps, his soul is full of hope." GlI-I.-" 'Tis a sad truism that oratory in this country has reached a low standard, and, if you believe this not, look at our oratorsf' GORIBCJN-" You are young and the world is before you, stoop as you go through it, and you will miss many a hard knock." HAMMOND-" Small in stature, great in mind QM " HOLZNECHT-" Often heard of but seldom seen." HAYES1" He could be silent in seven languages." I-IEkM.xx-" He is a modest man and not at all inclined to put himself forward." Hast thou a case in court, again, today ? Or, did thy judge take thy case away from thy jury ? HENNIGHAUSEN-" Thy face is as strange to the Class as Tolson's appointments." HODGES-" Disciplined inactivity." HUHNER ANI: SUPPLEE-" Legal research worries us notg we were born to look pretty." Hakkisox-" Knowledge comes-but wisdom lingers." junoie-"I have that within which 'passeth show." JENKINS-" Too little known to be appreciated, too retiring to win renown." K.XRNS--" Corn in its native state is not as good as after it has passed through Kentucky." Kl'1tQKf" It being all my view To inspire with mirth the hearts of those that moan, And change to laughter the afflictive groan, For laughter is man's property alone." " One omnipresent infernal noise." 172 KING-" Everything handsome about him." KLEMM-" They always talk who never think." KENNY-" In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, either philosophical or psychological observations beware of superfluous ponderosity, let your conversation possess clarified conciseness compact comprehensibleness KNIPP-Q-" Seldom smiles." MCFAUL-"Knowledge is not acquired in a feather bed MCINTOSH-" He occasionally treated us to brilliant flashes of golden silence MCPHAIL-ff He came to drink in knowledge, And at once began to drink." MCEVOY-" Sage he stood, With Atlantean shoulders fit to bear The weight of mightest monarchiesf' MCGRATH--" You can purchase pen and paper, You can dabble in the ink, You can lead your brain to water, But you cannot make it think." MILLER, C. M.-" A plentiful lack of wit." MILLER, G. L.-" He knew well the taverns in every town MILLIKIN-" Good temper is like a sunny dayg it sheds brightness on everything MARSH-" If looking wise was wisdom, Then thou Wert wise indeed." MILLS-" Ifl had served my God with half the zeal I served my king Tolson he would not have deserted me in mine old age." l NORRIS-H A withered bit of mortality : a Class Office r in ho is fairly able to Fill his position NAAS-U Littled troubled with the disease of thinking." O,DUNNE-" There is splendor in the thunder of the blast There is music in the howling of the gale But there is eloquence appalling When O'Dunne gets to bawling, And he never knows such a word as fail." I OLDEIQSHAXX'-" Long, lean, lank, cadaverous looking." " Plain as the nose on a man's face." Poli-" Methought I heard a voice cry, ' sleep no more.' " l'RATHER-" 'Tis writ of him on memory's page, The biggest gas pipe of his age." POGORELSKIN--"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is." Ro1sr:RTs-" A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds." ROBINSON-" See l angels hover in the trenchant air To lead thee on to fortune and to fame. liach soul shall soar beyond its wonted sphere, W'hen God and genius touch the waiting flame." ROMEY-" A sound mind in a sound body maketh a strong man." H Most people who talk much think little." SILANCE AND SIEDMAN-H Some men were born for great things, Others were born for small g Some, it is not recorded why They were ever born at all." SINGLEY--" lf it be a sin to covet honors, I am the most offending soul alive." Sxiocri'-" His hair is crisp and black and long, His face is like the tan 5 He looks the whole world in the face, For he owes not any man " Qexcept the barberj. S'rr:vriNsoN-" Inquisitive people are the funnels of conversation, they do not take in anything for their own use, but merely to pass it to another." SiiIii.1.Ev-" A harmless little boy 3 Tolson's protege-when this is said, all is said." S'i'Rixfsiik-" Those that do the work not always get the reward." S'roNi-zisimkiik, I.izv1N-" I have within myself much that pleases me." Scimuis-" A man of mighty peculiar stuff, You see him once and zhat's enough." 174 SUPPLEE-" A sweet-faced man, a proper man as one should see, a m ladies." SMITH-" Here is a man quite deep in the pith, Whom fate tried to conceal by naming him Smith." TOLSON-" Upon what meat does this, our Caesar feed, That he has grown so great? " WEILEPP-H Long, lean, lank and thin as one of Satan's cherubimsf' " Peradventure, he is asleep and must be awakened." WILLIAMS, R. H.-" As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean." WHETTLE-H He has no hair on the top of his head, The place where the hair ought to grow." ZIMMERMAN-" Beauty and brains go not together." EXAMINATIONS-" Rocks whereon great men have often been wrecked. ost lovely gentleman-like man, a lion among the I7 LAW STUDENTS-" Every one is as God made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse." SENIOR THESIS-" Fine words, I wonder where you stole them." LAW SCHOOL QUARTETT-" Swans sing before they die g T'were no bad thing did certain people die before they sing." FACULTY AND STUDENTS-H One polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The bores and the bored." 'S' The Iudge's English. We opened our eyes in wonder wide, Now we'd like to know, can there be more And suppose so small the circle be And saw almost directly, Than one man in a million, By this above condition, An elegance that became our pride, Who'd speak according, e'en if he swore, Will that word " Hague " for you and me The judge spoke so correctly. To Campbell and Quintillian ? 175 Secure therein admission ? The Barrister and the eauty. 0 NCR upon a time, a barrister loved a beauty and the beauty also loved him, although, it could never be discovered why a beauty should love a barrister. Anyhow, the responsibilities of his position long worried him, for all of his possessions in the world were represented by a conventional outfit, and he earned not more than the wherewithal to purchase stogies occasionally, and dine elaborately at O'Mahoney's. This plentiful lack of income he received from an aged and wealthy client, who respected the long hair of this youth at the bar the more because of his own utter lack of e'en a remnant of the same. - Well, to proceed, this youth, of the most high and honorable profession, racked his brain with more application yet, if it may be believed, than on the exams., and after much travail there was born an idea, aye, an inspiration, so ingenious and yet so simple, that the youth in wonder at its simplicity almost discovered what a small amount of brain he really could command, to suppose by fathering such an idea he had done anything remarkable. However, his further procedure raised the exploit from the commonplace, for now comes the unexpected : He introduced his wealthy old client to the beauty and gained still greater respect for his crop of the lenghty hirsute article. And then, one evening, having drawn up the papers, conveying a sort of an estate for life in the heart of the beauty to the old fish of the genus " sucker," and leaving a resemblance to a remained in himself, he took them to the beauty for her approval. But, 11zz'rab1'fr'f1'1'r!11! ah l ye gods! and soforth, the maid was an exception to the modern rule with a vengeance, she would have naught of the Vroesus, but wanted only the barrister, a most embarrassing position for a modest, bashful young barrister to be in truly. Anyhow, when he recovered his self-possession, they followed the precedents set by aeons of reports, and they communed at Cupid's shrine 'til the clock struck eleven and the paternal boots began a dangerous shuffle overhead, and then he bade her a long good night, in due form according to Carey, and then went home to think. It took numerous pipesful to arrive at an amendment, but, at last, the muse hovering over the pages of a Tiedeman or a Brantley, and the next day he called early, behire the victim came, and explained how the estate of the Croesus might be defeated before it accrued. She delightfully signed the necessary papers Qfor the lawyer in the man there stood forth, and he must needs have protection in case the beauty changed her mindlp. A week later the engagement of the beauty to the Croesus was announced, and immediately she began to have illueid intervals, strangely too, always in the presence of the wealthy, old, presumptive husband-to-be. Of course, no man wants an insane betterhalf, and this became the old fellovv's conclusion after several very realistic exhibitions by the girl in true emotional style. lle sorrowfully conveyed his impressions to the parents, and they could not aecount for the trouble, but called in a doctor, while the complaining party went sadly on his way. 176 Our barrister friend had a rich young pard in the law, who was fond of a joke, and some days after he called on the Croesus, seeking justice in the way of substantial damages for the abused affections of the girl, and, after much sympathy from the unconscious victim, was referred to the extremely respected long-haired attorney. No conference was necessary, as it will be plainly observed, when everything had been so clearly foreseen, and so all that was to be done, and sensibly at that, was to advise the old client to settle up for S,5o,ooo and keep out of court. VVith a child-like confidence this advice was carried out, and such a salve seemed all that was required in the case of the beauty, for her illucid moments ceased entirely, her parents testified to a great cure by a certain specialist, who became in short order, consequentially, famous. The symptoms, it may be added, never returned to the beauty as Mrs. Barrister, and thus ended a most remarkable case of involuntary charity. +I' State Bar Examination. QMV. Prafheff before .flfafjfland Sizzle Board of Legal E:rrz11zz'1ze1'5.j Mr. Arthur Geo. Brown-" Mr. Prather, can you state the fundamental principles underlying the whole superstructure of International Law? " Mr. P.-"I have not studied general principles, so much, Mr. Brown, as I have the Code Law of Maryland." Mr. B.-"Well, I will ask you another question then. Upon what early system, existing in England, is our law of real property based?" Mr. P.-"As I said, Mr. Brown, I have not studied theories and systems, and general principles, but am thoroughly conversant with the Code and every section in it applicable to Real Property in Maryland." ' Mr. B.-"My young friend, I am sorry, we will not be able to 'pass you.' for there is some danger of this new Democratic Legislature repealing all you know." 177 fQ-i. QQ, ' , -Lfx,-f if f -,E-igijik. VJ V J! Z-X Xvfui V Q- fi. Vfil X 3151 ff , ,I- '. X 6' Sw., 3 'M ff i 1 ifhff- fi FW ff N 'we Q 'f , A L M il ' . ffl' f X f 741- 476, , Z if? mm m Ei 1 fgififfgfii? Qi f 5fE'g?4f' fi Q EAQEQMW ' f Lm ff 2 1333: QQ ? N f Q fy 2.2 T fmm fi f MM E , ' i T amz!!! K I " f WW 5? ifif- K ,H an X f ly-L' h ',l'.T.' A jp, l g--- .f f 'f Y vty' N PN ,jx V-W XMLJ! , "g d .-1 , X, X . j -3 ' gay-1 1 fb -, I I f7 q W' fN: 'f 11. 'f 5, A Ni l fkw M if L ? f WWW! W f MI ' , jf! ""'1f1, 5 .n x 1 X X X f I ff, . A V XX! X XKA !!V! X ww mf f ,f V X R A 2, 2 -vvv f ' mbsf f The Life of a Senior. 178 SW' ' X X . 4 f I W f x. 1 es fra i i N 'FQ 1,':Nf'," 1 V 'V 44 rr Q Q yo, A, ,ff f lust as the Sun Went Down, on the Eve of Battle, the Day Before Examinations . l 'fig' fl .,. A Y fm JWV. Poe'--" Now, gentlemen, I will 'meet you at Philippif I presume you are equipped for -.sf SX Lgijf the fray and have girded your loins for battle. As to Pleading and Practice, I will ask you nothing ' - f , N -- -XV? ' that may not be found diretly or indirectly stated, in the 25,000 pages comprised in your text books I Jar. I 1' v :'Qe3rs" on these subjects. " '7."':'i 7"': ' ' "As to Evidence and Damages, I will ask no question that has not at some time been solemnlx adjudicated by some judicial tribunal of some land. With this assurance, you should have no trouble preparing for the examinations on the morrow. Au revoirf' Well, Weilepp was his name, And he thought to gain quick fame, In a ,Varsity where many students went. He was ever making motions On antiquated notions. In motioning his every moment spent. The man of many motions, The man of funny notions, He like a sleeping potion, Does motion all the while With oral locomotion, And strange mental commotion, He's a pantomimic motioner With a variety of style. He motions with his proboscis, He motions with his lips, His eyes a dream, Like curdled cream, And motions with his hipsg He motions with his hirsute growth, And with his fingers motions, He wags and shakes his waggish ears, To show his pent emotions. He motions to the stars above, And interjects his feet. As a pyrotechnic linguist. Our Weilepp can't be beat, He's a combination declaration, A Demosthenic disintegration, A mastodonic palpitationg This motioner sublime. He's lex :mn sfrzpla on the floor And motions truly grand. He leans on desks and cuspidores Or, on one leg he stands. But laches and recrimination, Obifez' dirta and school elationg Throw down his motions with locomotion But XVeilepp motions on. Take up the realty burdeng Take torts and pleading. too. And hammer away at contracts, And stick to titles like glue. Study the statue of uses, Bills and notes read through: Law is the white man's burden, And makes the student blue. A Lecture by rof. Smart Aleck of the ' tab University. HAVE just returned from the land of many wives. While at Salt Lake City I visited the University of Utah and, naturally, was attracted to the Law Department. It was Prof Smart Aleck's day, and I felt highly honored, as I had learned beforehand that Smart Aleck was the legal wonder of the Mormon State, and thus I settled back for an interesting, as well an instructive lecture. The learned lecturer and explorer of the dark realms of the law spoke unto his large and brilliant class, as follows: Gentlemen: H Before I begin today's lecture, I wish to recommend a few reference books, which have been accepted by our courts, and which I advise you to purchase. Note them as I rapidly call them off" XIENABLE-" The Mistakes of Misogornyf' BRANTLY-U Contractualities de Polygamif' Poe-H On the Practice of Polygamyf' STOCKBRIDGE--" Conflicts in Polyandryf' RiTcH1E's--' Lex Mergatorius Matrimonif' FRANCE-" Trust Relationship." BAER'sk-' Live Estates in Monogamyf' HARLAND--" Law of Plural Domestic Relationship." PHELPSYU Primordial Principles of Misogomyf' GANS-" Tolfrafiozz, as applied to Mormonism." 'fVVith careful reading of these and an occasional glimpse into the Utah Reports"-there the lecturer threw up his hand and exclaimedj-"Ah ! gentlemen, that is a wonderful set of books. Daudet's Sapho and Balzac aint in it, and I feel certain you will agree with me after you have read them." "Now, in the first place, I wish to call your attention to the law of descent. Prior to the adoption of our Code, this particular branch of our law was merely a jumble of words, a regular Chinese puzzle. Even I could not give its meaning. The idea has often occurred to me, that our progenitors in framing this difficult part of the law, cast the words father, mother, descendants, children, etc., into a dice box, then threw then out thus as they lay, so were they accepted, as now constituted. However, you will find it simplified in our present Code Supplement, which I have had the extreme honor of compiling." " Let us look a little further into our system of descent, as it is at present. Now, if a father dies, his property goes to his children 5 of course, you are all aware of the fact, that our law allows as many wives as a man is able to support, and for quite a while there was much confiict as to the dowerf' " In 34 Utah, the first wife ofjim lllanywives vs. 'Iim's Otherwives, page QI4M, it was laid down that the wives of the deceased should throw dice for dower, and the fortunate or lucky one could proceed in equity to recover it, even against the ghost of the deceased." " This doctrine is withal a very sound one, but in applying it special care should be taken that the dice are not cast on the l.ord's Day, as in that event the wife could not recover." 180 H Now, to illustrate further, suppose A. B., having three wives, dies QI don't blame the man, when we, in Maryland, know that a mother-in-law goes free of charge with every wifej and leaves no will. By his hrst wife, he has eleven children 3 by wife, No. 2, he has eight, and by wife, No. 3, he has nine, now, by adding the number of wives together, we have 3 g then by adding the children, We End twenty-eight, or 92 for each wife. I may as well state right here, that there is no distinction in Utah between children of the whole blood and children of the half blood, but some learned 4f?j commentators do claim there is, namely, Roberts on Marriage, Re-marriage, and Re-re-marrriagef' "Well, to get back to our dower puzzle. The Chief judge of our Court of Repeals has laid down the doctrine of ff dice for dower," so you see only one of the wives secures dower, the other two get left. " Dos de daft' zmzz p1'c!z'!z1r" precludes them. 4 Mormon Elders' Appeals, I3Q." "The other two-thirds descends as follows: Five-sixths to the Mormon Elders for the "Grandmother Fund," the balance is distributed equally among the twenty-eight children, after payment of lawyer's fees and court costs." "Another thing, gentlemen, one of the most complete and unsettled principles of our law is, as to what nature of property a husband is. Some courts have held that the wives were tenants in common, as to the husband's affections, and possession by one is possession by all. Therefore, an action of ejectment cannot be brought by one wife against the others, unless there has been an actual ouster." " ln 49 Utah, page 96, Clara vs. Marie Pearl. The facts were these, Clara was taken to a theatre by her husband fthe Passion Play was runningj, the other two wives had been locked up in a cellar by Clara, to prevent them partal-:ing in the evening's fun. Held to be a sufhcient ouster to enable plaintiffs to maintain ejectment. In the same case it was also held that one mother had no right to chastise the children of another wife, but the 'Old Man' could lamm all." " I will speak on the divorce law next week, Qcries of no you won'tl but I may as well say here, that only one wife can sue for divorce. Held in Bringham vs. The Dairy Maid's Syndicate, 3Q Utah, 4449, that only one could apply. This rule is deducted from the sound doctrine, so well recognized everywhere, that a man cannot twice be placed in jeopardy for the same offence." " But I am getting away from the subject. The question is, is man real or personal property? There is no denying that he is the "real" thing, here in Utah. Some commentators claim that as he is "dirt," and as, in most cases, he is a fixture that cannot be removed without prejudice to the heir, and, therefore, stoutly maintain he is " real." Others claim he is too " personal, " he can be leased, moved about, his soul is handled by the great judge, and, therefore, a great many claim he is personal." Here I dozed, I hear some sort of an announcement to the effect that the Intermediate Class was to hold an indignation meeting against demonstrations of American women, against the illustrious citizen and marriage contractor, Mr. Roberts. Then I went to sleep. I know not how long I slept, but when I awoke, I found the whole Class in a snore, the Professor having made his exit. U 181 rophecy-Class 1 0 O that synonym for collective honor and manliness-our class-this divination is inscribed. While "mice and men gang aft agley," it is not amiss to prognosticate that our class will shroud itself within the mantle of fame, swathe its members in purple and push its feet beneath mahogany when the bleakness and the winter of its life approach. I assume that from our ranks Nj will be taken the counterparts QI hesitate to employ the term daguerreotype-as caninej of Erskine, Choate, VVebster, Clay and others. Honesty is injunctive and conscience were a thorn, did Iwrite in the negative. In general, I believe that there are those of us who will surmount the loftiest pinnacle of the legal structure, and whether of the bench or bar, their professional logic will serve as criteria to future embryo Blackstones. The victories and successes of our classmates will ne'er forgotten be when even we shall have " passed in our checks," as per the law of Bills and Notes, and have gone to that bourne from which no traveller can obtain information through the Law of Carriers. I am safe in averring that through all changes produced by the mutations of time no blot or blur will deface the proud escutcheon of the Class of IQOO. Before dealing, personally, I do predict that the class in the composite will bear as luscious fruit in the profession as the rustic spot bears the running vine fan athletic vegetablej and the grand florescence of nature. Our class is the genesis and its members the derivative of scholarly attainments. As to the individuals, one might say that- BEHN-The assthete, conservative, yet subject to temporary fits of mental aberrations, " will rise." QAS Richelieu used to sayj. His clientele is bound to grow. BACON-Vvllilt a world of memories this name conjures up. For the gourmand, for the literati and for the others. Apt all through life to become disgruntled at minor happenings. Yet a good fellow and a truthful one, for did he not say " I speak the truth P " Some day may hold a chair from whence he came-either cradle or college. BOYCE-E11fzzfafzkzf--An Iliad of woes. fVoltaire says that " speech was given to man to conceal his thoughts."j In this our subject succeeds admirably. This is no cast, however, against his legal knowledge. His articulate utterances may be laborious, but talking does not pass examinations, and Boyce has passed all. A thinker who thinks and who will always give a thoughtful opinion. Bm-1N'i'-Tliis name in German means to burn. As to his eloquence, it is neither forensically hot nor burning, but he burns the midnight oil. His mind has ever seemed to be filled with a studious inquisitivenes, which will, no doubt, land him in the front room of his calling. Iii-u-:wicRaNot too late, young man, many of the Titans of the bar began their studies after the sun of life had passed its meridian. 182 BOSLEY-Some advice-drop the guttural r, r, rrrrrrr. BUNTING-A patriotic non de plume and rather rag-time. Honest rusticity is ashamed of prostituted learning, and Bunting will ever be plain and sail under true colors. 'f Dame fortune's smile awaits his efforts." BUDNITZ--In pan' delzicto with Schaub. CASSARD- fgnorzznlirz jurzlv non cxczzsaf. In years to come thou, too, wilt realize that law was not made for lawyers alone. CROMWELL1ThC name entails no confusion with that other former distingue. In school his unspoken motto seemed to be vive Ia brzgatelleg this he will, no doubt, drop when at the bar, and if he does, fees and success await him. CROMMILLER-The blossom of our gentry. His motto, like Kipling's "1-X woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." He is " the glass of fashion," has the mould ofform which will last with him. His sphere is the trial table, where he will secure the legal laurels. . CROSS-4' What's in a name P " Nothing, for our friend is amiable instead of sour or cross. ln his professional career he will be 7ZZlf!Z'S6L'Zl7ZL2'Z1S. COCKEY-To be forever a psychologist and moralist. CLAYTON-This rare species of bird, happily, is growing extinct. DENMEED--Calm, conservative, cool, calculating, cautious, certain, consistent, congenial, clear, capable and conscientious. A DOWIN-The moralizing muse. Rythmically and metrically expressive-our poet. Destined for a career which, professionally, will rhyme with the seductive-clink of fees. ECCLESTON-Imp0!c'1zz'z'rz excuszzt Ifgvm. EISENBRANDT-His precious self is dear delight. The court room differs from the school. FERGUSON-His mind will ever crave for work and more of law. FITCHETT-Already wearied of the fight. GILL-Burns Wrote "Sensibility how charming." He is a scintillating jewel to ornament the bar, And on the ears ofjurors his subtle tones will jar. GORDON-So young and so symmetrical, so beautiful and fair, The knowledge of the law is his, the which with courts he'll share. HAMMOND-The world will gaze and with great wonder grow, That one small head will carry all that other lawyers know. HAYS-A resume of all herein described. HODGES-Submissive to destiny. Will be a legal stoic and an austere barrister. HERMAN-As prestidigatory with his vocabulary as "Herman" was with his hands. A future Lycurgus Gi. XVill always have a case in court, in theory if not in practice. 183 HUBNIQIR-" Physician, heal thyself." H.'XRRlSON1Tl1C most assuming will be repressed by so much virtue. l'lENXIGHAL'SEN-:X nice and subtle contentedness that grows stronger with time. HoLzkNEc11'r--Always a courtier for fortune's changing mood. JENKINS-There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at its Hood, Leads on to fame and fortune. Thou wilt ride upon its crested billow. JUDGE-An elevation for a graduate. KING-Society and professional success will go with him hand in hand, if he but preserve the proper ratio between them. KARNs-No matter where he roams or goes, No matter if it rains or snows, Full well and true, dear Karny knows, Our friendship to him always flows. W'ill lead the California bar. QVVhere? to the Sunday side entrance ?-Edz'!01's.j KECK -NVe hear his stentorian tones pleading in earnest and ardent advocacy to shield the guilty at the bar of justice. And if future juries " have tears to shed," let them prepare to reserve those glistening, pearly dew drops to grace the efforts of an advocate now masquerading as a prophet. NVherein we End the fulfillment of another of the signs that shall precede the judgment day.-Ea'z'Iors. KliNNliY-TllCFC are vacant soft seats in the orchestra circle of the mighty, and there will always be. KLEMM-Painters may make better faces, but his legal brow is more lasting. KNIPP-Left-handed, but not left behind, Always sordid and erstwhile kind. MII.I.Iili, C. XV.-The law is his deityg divorces his specialty. Mu.LIiR, j. G. L.-Destined to be the expounder ofcriminal law for the Cumberland bar. fThe prophet wrote this under duressfj Mines-All the saints will salute him. MILLIKIN-VVith collections he'll dabble, And of acts he will babble, And will oftentimes ease up his jaw g He will hustle and bustle ln life's unruly rustle .Xml unravel the puzzles of law. 184 MCEVOY-Any cause with such counsel should be crowned with success. MCFAUL-With his valuable stock of popularity he will acquire a lucrative practice and a prominent place at the bar. MCINTOSH-Quaere-quaere's the only word. MCPHAIL-Pronunciation of the name in this case will not decide. Democratic instincts will send him along. MCGRATH-Epitome of all epitomes. , NORRIS-Somewhat vacillating. VVill be a mute panegyric of the profession. NAAS--Mistakes will happen, catastrophes cannot be averted. O,DUNNE1FdCZ.fU prizzceps. OLDERSHAXX'-A cane seated chair, a copy of Kent and a general abstruseness. POE-A second edition. PRAYTHER-Bound to be an industrial independent. RAMEY-Will go the good old way our sires jogged slowly over. ROBERTS-All roads do not lead to fame, but a persevering traveller will reach his destination. ROBINSON-A refined gentility will ever win for him a large clientage in an appreciative society. SCHAUB-?-P-?-?a? SHELLEX'-N0t the rule in the famous case, but bound to win in any other. SINGLEY-Musical it sounds. Demosthenes at bar. SMOOT-Will convey to Charles county all his right, title and interest in fame. STEVENSON-Will step an honest jog-trot. STRINGER-Snatched from time, yet a future philosopher. STONEBRAKER-A Samsonian title contiguous to his future career. SUPPLEE-Will be the Adonis of the legal set, with numerous fair clients. SEIDMAN-Everything comes to him who waits, if he but prepare himself for the "occasion sudden " during the intermission. SILANCE-EHOUgh said. SM1'rH-Will find room in the loft if he but have energy to climb the ladder. TOLSON-NVill ever tread with slow but sure and steady pace. TURLINGTON-An imagination and education which in future years will be more or less pungent. WHETTLE-ThE exact limits of an excursion, as distinguished from a journey, have never been Exed. WILLIAMS-All the labor and travail are his. VVEILEPP-The effervescent bug of enduring fame. I i ZIMMERMAN-All beings do not possess the same rapidity, but every destination may be reached. This ends our list. When the roll is called at reunions, though our ranks have been depleted by the loosening of life's fibres, though that natural disintegration begins, let all those who are there, answer f' here." GEORGE KECK, PROPHET 1900. 185 fo ' vfyf f 6 X ,iff 94 fo is .-,1 1 Ki QPQNGYQ +Px"4elAN M ,if S094 9,2555 X fi ffl ,ilt A gbgoieo i fl, ft fr X 1349- f l 4 1 i i ' W i' l ff W' if il ls ,X We J y f ' Q ill' if , 922 i K qi ,X lggfzg i , v ' "Ziff-' , fx, ' CSM 'WF "lil I-Q' If-14' ' . I 1' 0 , 4, 1 I 11' - a f XE' ii .2 ,Xi Lf I , -A .iq ' ' ' I 3 1 1 Y Q N N , i xl .m'.'l'5', .'. 1' -.' J illiylfr-" Speaking President ? " ,l The Major's ast Quiz on Constitutional aw. .:. illfybz'-ff Mr. Bacon, what is meant by 'a jury' in the constitution P " illr. Bncmz-'f A jury means twelve of our peers, not more than three of whom can be bought. " i ,WX f .f ' 3 . ,.,,..,,f fp! . .ini i 1' jlfajm'-" What are the qualifications of Senators of the United Staaes? " zllr. Bzfzzfizzg-" They must be of advanced age, strong party men, hair, if any, white g beard, if any, longg and for nine years next preceding their election have had a strong political pull in the State from which they are chosen. In addition to the foregoing, the most important qualifi- cation or requirement is a long bank account and special talent in legislative manipulation." of l'7lIf7f'IZCfl7IlL'llf, what.effect would it have, for instance, in the case of the impeachment of the fr. Swan!-" It would have a demoralizing one on the Republican party, a stimulating effect in our new possessions, and an uncertain one in the election of the 'Young Lochinvar of the West' " rlLU.11l'--" NVell, Mr. Praytller, Could it work m1'1'11jP!z'a11 of ffze' blood? " illr. l'1'zz!!1ur-"No, Major, they tell me he takes Celery Compound and Sarsaparillaf' .l11UiIIl'1" Mr. Mills, what does Sec. 5, Art. I, provide? " Mr. ill1fKs'4"lt provides for the f7l'l'7ll'Zi11g of those remarks f b l' l better left unsaidf " o mem ers W nc 1 the Senate or the House thinks 'were Jhyhz'-" Speaking ofthe veto ower M . K 5 l p , r arns, w iat is the nature ofthe Constitutional provision P " ilfr. lx'nz'11.ra" It is in the nature of a rule laid on the Presid it b C ei y ongress, and which accompanies each measure passed by it, to show cause, if any he have, within ten days, why the same should not become a law." rliyw'-" XYell, what are Letters of Marque and Reprisal? " ,lfzz lflvnzr-" lix parte writs of execution issued by Con ress a ainbt tl f g g s IC property o nations guilty of an Ilia-VZIEIIKZZJI act." ,Ilfy'wL4"Sec. IO, Art. I, rov'd': tl t S p i cs ia no tate can make a treaty, what does this mean? " fllr. li'ob1'11w1z4" It means that our sister States, 3 ' ll 3 k' socia y spea ing, are not ' out yet,' and that all communications from foreign princes and potentates must be referred to the er etual ha A l ' h ' p p c pcron w nc is provided for them by the Constitution." 186 MGJU7'-" Mr. Miller, could Congress pass a law prohibiting gambling? " Iliff. Jlhller, 55 G. L.-"No, it would be contrary to the spz'rz'f of the Constitution, which first set the precedent in Sec. 3 of Art. I, in casting lots amongst the Senators for the long and short terms." Maj'01'-'f Mr. jenkins, what have you to say of Sec. 8, Art. I-about the collection of taxes? " Ilfff. ,?'enkz'ns-H Primarily, it is the means whereby Uncle Sam is supplied with pin money, but power is also given him to ' run his face ' to any extent to which he can get trusted on hzk own c1'ea'z'!g and if he live so extravagantly that he cannot raise enough by tribute and tick, he may go into the coining business, and will be protected in the exclusive monopoly, and may even declare ' any old thing' legal fender." Maj'or-"Well, boys, you seem to be coming out of the wilderness at last, you ought not have any trouble in passing the tests in the Star Chamber.-I will mfr! you there, one by one-the rest I leave to your imagination." rf' France's Leading Cases. What visions through my slumbers float Of Alice Male's woes, And Glenn Trustee doth cruelly gloat O'er victims grouped in rows. The rotund form of Henry Katz Looms up against my sight, While Dandrige weeps incessantly O'er his stout vessels plight. And when I think that I must know The names of everyone, Exactly what his torture was And just how it was done, A shudder through my frame doth pass And fright does raise my hairs, And as I hear their mingled moan, I add my tears to theirs. 187 E 'fig x g , 5 x 1 X- ff E ' 3f?W 3 14 x E Ek, 4 x .. fi I Q Ei t'NTf"VIfl ' - xx gxii ' f px, 1 x x 'Yi x N J ? 2 , x A VQiQg I ,W Cf? ,ffff 'ff1 - W-xxx ' W X -xx ' "" gm xfvxx X 'iff x Y , C x x R J Q A C L' ' 4: fu, ., j X , f g 1 'ax' rfmx X K ' 2 . 4' Ci Q W NN f x 7 f x 'fx-'xxx l , fx X Y 5 x QQ- an x' x J f W'fw 55TX JD .. , , Q , ,- XX' 'Q' kf xi'-xxx 6, QQX l' max- xxx waxy 2 MQ 7m7lf"' xx L if n X X gf N,"!fQfI,1N I I I ..- 1, ' Q ,W wx- lx x 'Z wi M M5334 N xx 'xx 'N fx Qxxx Y xxxx xx' xxx ' . x r: x x xx A x i Puzzle-Find Why He " Flunkedf' wbdfs the Zlse .ae .se .ae , of knowledge, either practical or theoretical, in any branch, especially Dentistry. if the facilities to carry such knowledge into effect are not the best? "Do Use." ue at at . .7lll will Jlnswer : Now, doctor, it is a necessary duty, in order to protect not only our reputation, but our capital invested, that we place the very best materials which can be produced before the professiong and these facts, together with the high opinion universally held by dental practitioners of goods marked " C. D. Nl. Co." are a guarantee that by using our products your skill and knowledge can be demonstrated in their best form. Endeavor to disprove our claim through our materials, and you will become convinced we do not make an idle boast. BAI TIWIORF BR XYCH' C011501idatCd Dental Mfg. C001 212 CHARLFS SYLRELBZT, INORTH. C. Nl. FREEMAN, MANAGER. BALTIMORE, MD. V f --Y 7 ----f - - MANYFACTURER OF ' a rg PAUL W. LEWIS, 6 Hreek:Eetter 'V , Cjfs-A.,,,f, C fl e -er? 'Q , ratermtp Jewelry, il 1 dl Or, 14 sf 16 ST. PAUL ST., BALTiivioRE, MD. ' ' 305-'7 W, BALTIMORE S71 .25 J' .25 .59 .99 .55 Memorandum package sent to any fraternity member through the Secretary of his Chapter. Special designs and estimates fur- ni'shed on Class Pins, Medals, Rings, 8zc. U. i DENTAL DEPARTMENT N. E. CORNER LOMBARD AND GREENE STS., BXLTIMORE, MD. UNIVERSITY OF RYLAND, BERNARD CARTER, ESQ., PROVOST. FACLJ t.TY. FERDINAND J. S. GORGAS, M. D., D. D. S., Professor of Principles of I. EDMONDSON ATKINSON, M. D., Professor of Therapeutics. Dental Science and Dental Surgery and Mechanism. ' . DAVID M: R. CIILBRETI-I, M. D., PH. G., Associate Professor of JAMES H. HARRIS, M. D., D. D. S., Professor of Operative andCl1n1- Materia Medica . . cal Dentistry JOHN C. UHLER, M.D.,D.D.S., Demonstrator of Mechanical Dentistry. FRANCIS T. NIILES, M. D., Professor of Physiology. ISAAC H. DAvIs, M. D., D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry. L. MCLANE TIIfFANv, M. D., Clinical Professor of Oral Surgery. CLARENCE J. GRIEVES, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Crown and Bridge RANDOLPH WIXSLOXY, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. Work. R. Dorsey CoAI.E, PII. D , Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy. J. H. SMITH, M. D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. The Principal Demonstrators are assisted by sixteen Assistant Demonstrators. Special instructions in Continuous Gum, Bridge and Crown Work. Each year. since its organization, has added to the reputation and prosperity of this Dental School, until now its graduates in almost every part of the world are meeting with the success that ability will ever command. The past session was the most successful one ever held, and visiting dentists Irom all parts of the country have expressed themselves as being astonished and gratified at the ability Shown by the students when operating upon patients in the Infirmary. Forming one of the departments of one of the oldest Universities in this country. its diploma is everywhere recognized and honored. The instruction in both operative and mechanical dentistry is as thorough as it is possible to make it, and embraces everything pertaining to dental art. The advantages which the general and oral surgical clinics, to which the dental students are admitted, as indeed to all the lectures the University affords, cannot be overestimaed. The many thousands of patients annually treated in the University Hospital, and other sources, afford an abundance of material for the dental infirmary and laboratory practice, and the oral sur ferv clinics. L The Dental Infirmary and Laboratory building is one of the largest and most complete structures of the kind in the world. The Infirmary is lighted by sixty-five large windows, and is furnished with the latest improved operating chairs. The Dental Infirmary and Laboratory are open daily texcept Sundaysy during the entire year, for the reception of patients. and the practice for dental students has increased to such an extent that all the students during the past sessions have had an abundance of practical work, in both operative and prosthetic dentistry. These means for practical instruction have already assumed such large proportions that the supply has been beyond the needs of the large classes in attendance during the past sessions. The exceedingly large number of patients for the extraction of teeth affords ample facilities for practical experience to every student. It has again become necessary to enlarge the dental building, making the Infirmary nearly one hundred feet in length, and a Laboratory eighty feet long by forty-three wide. The qualincations for initiation and graduation are those adopted by the National Association of Dental Faculties and State Boards of Dental Examiners Qualifications for Graduation.-The candidate must have attended three full courses of lectures of seven months each, in different years, at the REGULAR or Winter sessions in this institution. As equivalent to one of these, one course in any reputable Dental College will be accepted. Graduates of medicine can enter the Junior Class. The matriculant must have a good English education ga diploma from a reputable literary institution, or other evidence of literary qualiications, will be received instead of a preliminary examina- tion. All students, both Freshmen, Juniors and Seniors, have equal advantage in operative and mechanical dentistry in this institution throughout every session Graduation in Medicine.-Graduates of the Dental Department of the University of Maryland are required to attend but one session at the Vniversity School of Medicine prior to presenting themselves as candidates for the degree of " Doctor of Medicine." tSee Catalogued The Regular or Winter Session will begin on the first day of October of each year, and will terminate May Ist. The Summer Session, for practical instruction, will commence in March, and continue until the regular session begins. Students in attendance on the Summer Session will have the advantage of all the daily Surgical and Medical clinics of the University. The fees for the Regular Session are into, Demonstrators, fees included, Matriculation fee, 3555 Diploma fee, for candidates for graduation, 5301 Dissecting ticket. Bio. For Summer Session. no charge to those who attend the following Winter Session. Boar-l can be obtained at from 53.50 to 35 no per week, according to quality. The Vniversity prize and a number of other prizes will be specified in the annual catalogue. Students desiring information, and the annual catalogue, will be careful to give full address and direct their letters to F. J. S. GORGAS, Fl. D., D. D. S., 343 N- I5l"FA W STREET, BALTIMORE, M D. H Dean offhe Dental lleparfmevzl oflhe l.f911.UE7'5iU of fllarjfland. n the Baltimore ostumers A. T. JONES ae soN. 413 E. BALTIMORE ST. COSTUMES FOR ffbfaffff-"S, UPWS full Dress Suits for Hire. and Cableaux... .55 fa' .af MANUFACTURERS OF BANNERS AND FLAGS. 0 0 UIIIVQYSIW of mdfvldllfl .ss .sr BUTTONS, PINS AND FLAGS. Buttons and Emblems of Special Designs. WM. BAUMGARTEN, 511 W. BALTIMORE STREET, iillsill Tl: ,in ' ...JL BALTIMORE, MD. GEO. GITH, e"s'e' TT I TAILOR, i330 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, BALTIMORE, MD. SPECIAL PRIZES FOR STUDENTS. MARCHANT'Sf49' Spring is Bere as J 'Ez And so are We, with the Latest in Materials and School of Prosthetic Dentistry arf' Dental Laboratory, No. 314 NORTH EUTAW STREET, J. HENRY MARCHANT, M. D., D. D. S. BALTIMORE' MD. PRESIDENT. Tl-IE NEXAI COAT, Long, Square Shoulders, Close Fit at Waist CIVIiIitary Effecti, in Ready-to-Wear, S10 to S203 to Order, S18 to 540, K. KATZ 81 SONS, 309 E. BALTIMORE ST., BALTIMORE, MD. If you 'lpould your appearance enhance. cBuy from Katz your coat, fvest and pants UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND. BERNARD CARTER, LL. D., Provost. FACULTY OF PHYSIC. GEORGE VV. MILTENBERGER, BI. D. HIRAM WOODS,-IR., M. D. Emeritus Professor of Obstetrics and Honorary President of Faculty. Clinical Professor of Eye and Ear Diseases. SAMUEL C. CHEW, M. D. J- HOLMES SMITH. M. D- Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Associate Professor and DCUl0115'ffaf01' of Anatomy and Lecturer on Clinical Surgery. YVILLIAM T. HOXVARD, M. D. Emeritus Professor of Diseases of Women and Children and Clinica ' g I Medicine' Clinical Professor of Diseases of Women. THOMAS C. GILCHRIST, M. D. Clinical Professor of Dermatology. JOHN C. HEINIMETER, M. D., PH. D. Clinical Professor of Diseases of Stomach and Director of Clinical 1 J. MAsoN HUNDLEY, M. D. JULIAN 1. cH1soLM, M. D., L.L. D. Emeritus Professor of Eye and Ear Diseases. FRANCIS T. MILES, M. D. Professor of Physiology, and Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Y Laboratory' Nervous System. JOSEPH T. SMITH, M. D. LOUIS MCLANE TIFFANXDM' D' Associate Professor of Medical jurisprudence and Hygiene and Professor of Surgery. Clinical Medicine, ISAAC EDMONDSON ATKINSON, M. D. VVM- R- STOKES, M- D- Professor of Therapeutics and Clinical Medicine. Associate Professor of Histology aue Pathology. R. DORSEY COALE, PH. D. JOHN S. FULTON, M. D. Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. Clinical Professor of Medicine. RANDOLPH WINSLOW, M. D. FRANK MARTIN, M- D- Professor of Anatomy and Clinical Surgery. Associate Professor of Clil1iC21l Surgery. L. E. NEALE, M. D. D. M. CULBRETH, M. D. Professor of Obstetrics. Associate Professor of Materia Medica and Pharmacognosy. CHARLES W. MITCHELL, M. D. B. B. LANIER, M. D. Professor of Diseases of Children and Clinical Medicine. Associate Professor of Principles of Surgery. THOMAS A. ASHHY, M. ll. L. M ALLEN, M. D. Professor of Diseases of Women. Associate Professor of Obstetrics. iv THE NINETY-FOURTH ANNUAL SESSION OF THE SCHOOL OF MEDICINE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND YVILL BEGIN ON Monday, October 1st, 1900, and Terminate on May 1st, 1901. .25 .55 .29 During the Session there is a vacation from December 23d, IQOO, to january 3d, IQOI, and there are no lectures on Thanksgiving, Day and XVashington's Birthday. , Clinical Lectures, introductory to the regular Session, are given daily throughout September. FEES FOR THE FOUR YEARS' GRADED COURSE: Matriculation Cpaid each yearj, -..- .S 5.00 Practical Anatomy Cpaid two yearsy, 10.00 Full Course of Lectures CFirst Yearp, - 100.00 " H CSecond Yearp, 100.00 H H CThird Veari, 100.00 H H CFourth Yeary. 100.00 Laboratory Fee Cpaid each yeary, . - 5.00 Graduation Fee, ------- 30.00 Tickets for any of the Departments may be taken out separately. The fee for these branches is 525.00 each. The Laboratory courses may be taken by matriculates not following the regular courses. The fee for these is 820.00 each. 'E ees NOTICE TO STUDENTS '41" 0 The personal expenses of students are at least as low in Baltimore as in any large city in the United States, board being obtainable at from 33.00 to S6 00 per week, inclusive of fuel and lights. 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FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL ON OR ADDRESS W. P. TURNER, Gen. Pass. Agent. A. D. STEBBINS, Asst. Traffic Mgr. J. C. WHITNEY. Traffic Manager. GENERAL OFFICES: 1 szzz: BALTIMORE, MD. BROOKS BROTHERS f'-0' F ESTATES?-'ie'8' BROADWAY, COR. 22d STREET, NEW YORK CITY. Qlothing and 'furnishing Goods, Readvsmade and made to measure. Garments for all seasons and every occasion-work or play-indoors or out. Flannels for Golf, Tennis, and all Outing Purposes. Equipments for Riding Polo or the Hunt. Covert Coats, Raglans, Sandowns, Riding Breeches, Red Coats, Shetland Waistcoats and Sweaters, Valises, Kit Bags, Shirt Cases, Caddy Bags, Luncheon and Tea Baskets, Holster Cases, Riding Whips, Crops, Twigs, etc. Liveries for Carriage, House or Club. Special 'Designs for CPri'vate aqutomobiles. EVERYTHING USUAL IN FURNISHINGS--MUCH UNUSUAL. These are simphi selections. Our Booklet mentions all and illustrates many. ...ESTABLISHED 1369... The Chas. Willms Surgical Instrument Co. BENJ. F. NELSQN, General Manager. Nlanutacturers and Importers of FINE SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS, Physicians, Surgeons, Hospital and Invalid Supplies, Aseptic Operating Furniture, Etc. AGENTS FOR BAUSCH Sz LAMB OPTICAL COMPANY. Fine Nlicroscopes and Accessories. 'lvlL'itl1f'11vN1eefi- fs H7711 Hfafmf. ww. No. 300 N. Howard St., Baltimore, Nlcl. X LAW SCHOOL, UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND. JOHN PRENTISS POE, ESQ., I '!n7ffz'11g, P1'nf!z2'z', Ef'z'n'e1zfz', Dfzzzzfzgfs amz' flzr Law gf Torfx. RICHARD M. VENABLE, ESQ., C0lZSfZ'fIlf1'l7IZOf Law, F1'zz'z'mI mm' Sfzzfz' ,' Gwzfnz! Yz11'z'sp1'1m'z'1zcz' zzzzzz' l1zfe11lv'z'tf1I1'011. JUDGE CHARLES E. PHELPS, ?'llIl'Z'C1'llf Egllllqjf nm! Lzga! Effzifx. EDGAR H. GANS, ESQ.. E.l'fCZ1f0l'5 mza' f1lI'llZl'l1ZIS'f7'I7f0l'5, zzmz' C'rz'nzz'mz! Law. JUDGE HENRY D. HARLAN, lfleelzfzzffzljf C 0111711011 Law mm' Douzcstzk Rz'!zz!z'011,v. VVILLIAM T. BRANTLY, ESQ., Pzwsozzal Pl'0Af7fI'fJ! ami BfZZ'!7lZC'llf.Y and Law Qf Colzfnzcfs, Qmzszl C01zf1'az'f,v, .Slzlus mm' Szfrczfwlzzf. THOMAS S. BAER, ESQ., T110 Law fy' Razz! alzzz' Lmxflzolzz' Esfzzffs, Palnzfs, T1'1m'v ,Ilmlu mm' Cq0fz1'l'zfgf'1f5, JUDGE ALBERT RITCHIE, C-'07ll7IZl'7'CZ'Kl! Law mm' Shzjzpizzg. JOSEPH C. FRANCE, ESQ., Cozjvorzzlzozzs amz' B175 amz' IVo2'z'5, JUDGE HENRY STOCKBRIDGE, f1z!z'r11n!z'o1zfz! Law, Cofyizkf of Laws. .'1ll'llll'l'lZf'Zi1' mm' f11s11m1m'. For Catalogue, address H. D. HARLAN, Secretary, 2 Xl 4 ST. PAUL ST., BALTIMORE I-IAS. VV. VVINTER, Cailor and Designer. Constantly on Hana' a Choice Selection of Foreign and 'Domestic Woolens at Jlodern CPrzces STYLISI-I CUT. 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Beg Leave to Call the Attention of the Medical Profession to their Jlsepfit Bypodermit Syringe, which is the most perfect on the market and can be boiled complete without injtiry tt-.111-X Hi its parts. It can be supplied with glass or metal barrel, which are iiiterchangeable o11 the same fldlllct. Price. 54.11-1. complete in Aluminum Case with six llll7CS of hypodermic tablets. Emergency Case, containing in a single layer, twenty vials of tablets, of which they otler three asso1't1nents. lt can be carried comfortably in the hip pocket. llifbiafed Sorghum C0mp.eA perfect, palatable diuretic. Has been found to be etticient i11 incontinence of urine. wetting of the bed, and all kidney and bladder troubles. Terr0:ll2anganeSe Pepfonatefertti assayed iron a11d manganese preparation, which has been pronounced elticient and uitusuallht' palatable by the medical professsion of the entire country. Ergofole.-A concentrated assayed preparation of ergot, that does not nauseate or irritate when used liypoderniically. as all the irritating constituents have been removed. lt is 25 times as strong as the olticial tluid extract. THEO. WARNER. jAMES R. PAINE. C. 6: P. Phone, 3li9:3. Md. Phone, 4010. WARNER 8a Co., Umbrellas, I-Iatters, Canes, Etc. The J. Sussman Photo-Stock Co. PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES Agents for Lincoln 8.5 Bennett, and Walter Bernai-d's London Hats. 324 W' BALTIMORE ST' For the Amateur and Professional Manufacturers of Baltimore Md. Silk and Cassimere Hats. ' 223 PAR K AVE. Baltimore, Md, CI-IAS, NEUHAUS 81 CQ, files, .Qerwanger cl? co. S Fastidious Dressers have made this house their headq11.1rte1s SL1l'glC3l lUStl'l,1l'nGUtS Elfld fora third of a century. . - The Reasons: Perfection of lit, 1nin11te attention to details and Hogpltal Supplleg- da Ag attractive prices. Tailors, East S10 N. EUTAW ST. BALr1.v1oRE, MD. ,if,"f,f2f,IZg., Baltimore St. X111 WEL5H'5 JAMES BAILY Sr SON, Hotel and Restaurant, N E COR BALTIMORE AND GREEN STS. EALTIINAOQE, IVIQ. Meals at all hours. Bullet stocked with best Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Wholesale and Importing DRUGGISTS, I6 and I8 W. German St THE BALTIMORE RUBBER CO. 101 Hopkins Place, 254: 254 ri.- 5-frvf ff If BALTIMORE MD I 4, Tvxgipiskifg X . - 'Agro Qifflsi Arm Ruoylils G d U N IVE RS ITY HOSPITAIT S'W'C0"L0aE1?' eene HIS Institution, a cut of which appears on page 65, most pleasantly located, the capacity and comforts of which have undergone great development to meet the increasing demands of patients, is fitted up with all modern conveniences, including electric lighting, for the successful treatment of Medical and Surgical Diseases. A pleasant feature of the new University Hospital is its " Sun Parlor." Its Medical staff comprises the FACULTY OF THE LIXIVERSITY, and the entire management of the Institution being under the direct supervision of that body, the sick may rely upon enjoying the benefits of a hospital as well as the comforts and privacy of a home while seeking treatment for medical diseases and undergoing surgical operations. Especial attention is called to the Lying-in Department of the Hospital, and thorough privacy given to confinements. When persons are compelled to leave their country residences to seek professional medical assistance in Baltimore, no Institution offers greater facilities than the University Hospital, which presents, amongst other great advantages, that ofhaving six Resident Physicians, appointed by the Medical Faculty, all of whom are usually-one is always-in the building to carry out the instructions of the professors. Board in the Wards, 55 per week. Board in Private Rooms, 510 to 825 per week. MEDICAL STAFF OF THE HOSPITAL. SURGEONS. Prof. L. MCLANE TIFFANY, M. D. Prof. RANDOLPH WINSLOXV, M. D. Prof HIRAII XVoons, JR., M. D. Prof. J. HOLMES SMITH, M. D. PI-IYSICIANS. Prof. S. C. CHEW, M. D. Prof. XV. T. HOWARD, M. D. Prof. F. T. MILES, M. D. Prof. I. E. ATKINSON, M. D. Prof. C. VV. MITCHELL, M. D. Prof. 'IOHN S. FULTON, M. D. For further particulars, apply to ST. CLAIR SPRUILL, Medical Superintendent. THE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL TRAINING SCHOOL FOR NURSES. Under the guidance of the Superintendent the pupils of this School are instructed in all that pertains to scientific nursing. Lectures are also delivered to them by the Faculty of Physics, on elementary Anatomy, Physiology. Materia Medica, Chemistry, Anticeptics and Hygiene, as well as upon nursing in special practice. The nursing in the Hospital is thus conducted on the most approved plan, and its large material is invaluable to the pupils in the school. For circulars and information about the Training School, address Mrs. Catherine A. Taylor, Superintendent of Nurses, MARYLAND UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL, Baltimore, Md. ST. CLAIR SPRUILL, VI. D., Superintendent. XY COFIPLETE STOCK OF THE FINEST IN THE WORLD...-4 For 78 Years the Superior of All and Better To-day Than Ever Before. THE SUPEQB I-II IIEIQI Also the magnilicent BRADBURY and such excellent Pianos as the MEHLIN, VOSE and WEBsTER. ln all the most popular styles and woods. Present stock must be reduced and our prices will do it. A tine assortment to select from, and money refunded it Pianos not just as represented. ' Fine new pianos for rent. Complete assortment of Carpenter Organs. Tuning, Moving and Repairing at lowest prices, and satisfaction guaranteed. THE KRANZ-SMITH PIANO CO., Telephone 2322-2. 109 and 111 N. CHARLES ST. amb! Qanks, .271-nlmb 534912 Qrawzhg. Come amz' Jae We. .geneva QCITAITI Ylfafier Caomlvany. 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