University High School - Cub Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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Barber: Is there any particular way you want your hair cut? Franklin Green: Yeah. Off. 5 5 5 How,s that boy of yours getting along at the Barber college? Fine. They elected him shear leader. 5 5 5 Sergeant Jones: Your name? George Swarth: Swarth, sir. Jones: Your age? Swarth: Seventeen, sir. ,, :::::g - .:'::::: 252 1-12-- wi fe . f' I n fin. ..., ' y , i I in .Ionesi Your rank? Swarthz I know it, sir. 5 5 5 Frances lNIoss Q during noon rush hourj : VVhere is lNIrs. Trigg? Employee: Shels out to lunch. 5 5 5 The f'lapper's cry on the Nile: '4Egypt me! 5 5 5 lNIr. Barrett: Johnny, tell me what you know about the Cauca- sian Race. John Finger: I wasnlt there. I went to the basket ball game at Tech. 5 5 5 During an assembly in a certain high school, the principal sternly roared, HVVhen you young men in the rear get through flirting with the girls, I hope you will give me a chance. 555 Clerk fin book store explaining new budget to studentj: This book will do half of your Work. Bill Tucker: Give me two. 555 Frosh: I am very happy to meet you. Senior: Fortunate is the word, sonny. 555 Yvonne: A penny for your thoughts. Hal: VVhat do you think I am, a slot machine?

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Clyde: Say, is your dog clever? Phil: Clever! I should say so. VVhen I say, Are you coming or l aren't youf' he either comes or he doesn't. X -P + -I- + + 'l' by li ting Dixon: VVhere are you going this summer? ' Cramer: Yuba dam. Dixon: VVell, even if you donit want to tell me therels no excuse for being profane about it. iii Miss Houston: Have you read Kipling? Rusty: No. lNI.H. : Have you read Dickens? R. :No. lNI.II. : Have you read Scott? R. : No. lNfI.H.: Well, what have you read, lllarylee? R.: I have red hair. VV ood: Look here, youlre cheating. llIacGregor: No, Iam not. I had that ace long bef' ore the game 'SVVho,s this girl Logar Ithems I hear so much about T' c'Oh, she's a good number. . Grover: You know, I wouldn't trust that new office girl at all. Shels not honest. Cross: VVhat makes you think so? Grover: This morning she pretended to believe my excuse when she knew all the time that I was lying. + -5 4- + + 1' The teacher that comes into class twenty minutes late is in a class imself. + 4 'P 'O' Tramp: Kin I cut your grass f or a meal, mum? Lady of house: Yes, my poor man, but you neednlt bother cut- it. You may eat it right off the ground.