University High School - Cub Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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ItIunt: Tell me, son, what is a 32 degree hiason? Spilker: I guess it's a frozen brick layer. lVasson: Take my seat, lady. Lady: Thank you, little boy, but I get off' at the next stop too.. iii Bliss Burnett: Jane, what kind of nouns are there? Jane Rea: Proper and improper. B.B.B. Improper! VVhat kind are they? .I.R.: I don't know, but I wouldn't use them any-- I way. 'P + -P + 1' + Bliss Durst: I am going to enter my cats in the cat show this year. Miss Foster: Do you think they will win? lNIiss Durst: No, but they'll meet some nice cats. i if 1 Miss Powers: NI have wentf, Thatis not right, is it? And why not? I Laneione: Because you ainit went yet. 1 i i Betty Lawton Q going past hot-dog standj: M-mm, but that smells good. Angus lNI'cI.eodf It does, doesn't it? I.et's go back and have an- other smell. 'C -F 4 + + + The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts in working in the morning and keeps right on going until we reach school. 4 4- 4' 'i' + 'f lllr. Cozens: Say, Wfaiter, I'll have lamb chops with potatoes, and have the chops lean. . 'lVaiter: Wfhich Way, sir? Olive Vance: You've been Wearing a rather strange expression lately, Andy. . Andy VV allstrum: Oh, yes, I'Ve been trying to resemble my pic- ture in the Cub. -

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Barber: Is there any particular way you want your hair cut? Franklin Green: Yeah. Off. 5 5 5 How,s that boy of yours getting along at the Barber college? Fine. They elected him shear leader. 5 5 5 Sergeant Jones: Your name? George Swarth: Swarth, sir. Jones: Your age? Swarth: Seventeen, sir. ,, :::::g - .:'::::: 252 1-12-- wi fe . f' I n fin. ..., ' y , i I in .Ionesi Your rank? Swarthz I know it, sir. 5 5 5 Frances lNIoss Q during noon rush hourj : VVhere is lNIrs. Trigg? Employee: Shels out to lunch. 5 5 5 The f'lapper's cry on the Nile: '4Egypt me! 5 5 5 lNIr. Barrett: Johnny, tell me what you know about the Cauca- sian Race. John Finger: I wasnlt there. I went to the basket ball game at Tech. 5 5 5 During an assembly in a certain high school, the principal sternly roared, HVVhen you young men in the rear get through flirting with the girls, I hope you will give me a chance. 555 Clerk fin book store explaining new budget to studentj: This book will do half of your Work. Bill Tucker: Give me two. 555 Frosh: I am very happy to meet you. Senior: Fortunate is the word, sonny. 555 Yvonne: A penny for your thoughts. Hal: VVhat do you think I am, a slot machine?