University High School - Cub Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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V F A 4 I l I I l l is - ,Ji an - fvfquilrv-r-v - --- - ICB:- Stockton Hotel Clerk: Room with bath? Floyd and John: No. NYC leave before Saturday night. Bright: Why is a pancake like the sun? Brilliant: Because it rises out of der yeast and sets behind der vest. Carol: You're in Room 10. aren't you? Norry: Yes. Carol: How do you suppose I guessed it? Norry: Oh, all the good looking fellows are in Room 10. Gladys: Wfhy it's only twelve o'clock. I thought I told you to come after lunch. 4 Art XV.: lVell, that's what I came after. Sunday School Teacher: Do you obey the Bible injunctions to love your neighbor? Flea Raymond: I try to, but she objects. From jay Cyzik's English paper: The mewl is a hardier burd then the 'ruse or turkie Its wears its winffs on the side of its hed It has 7 leirs to as ' o- ' - - m walk with- It is stubbornly backwurd about comming forwurdf' sl 'AC I I G f7'x'Yii i , 4 Iggy 'A g e I 1 ii F' .,.f-- f ai f .1 AJR ds I 4:5231- A 1 ' I-' I .- ,I iww , , '11, I ff-to Jfrrffi-ff: ' r ' mm V 1- .. -A ,...,, ,A - ,

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Bill: Nash, will you lend me fifteen cents? l'm broke. Norry: Sure. Can you change a dollar? 'limmy Allan: Why do all the girls smile at me? Arda: Probably because they're too polite to laugh out loud. Tom P.: This paper tells of a man who lives on onions alone. Graham Brodie: XYell, anyone who lives on onions ought to live alone. Muriel: Xliliat did you think of our Christmas decorations-holly over laurel ? Gob: XVell, I should have prefered mistletoe over yew.- Three ways of spreading news: Telephone, telegraph, and telegirl. ACCORDING TO SHAKESPEARE lireshie: A Comedy of Errors. Soph: Much Ado About Nothing. Junior: As You Like It. Senior: All's XVell That Ends XVell. Miss Stone: Do you see anyone here who is absent? Virginia and Truman were looking at a beautiful painting of sheep: I consider that sheep are the stupidest creatures living, she said at last. Truman Cabsentlyj: Yes, my lamb. Edna: Did you get those books? Dot: No. there is a class in there. Edna: XVho's in it? Dot: Ch, farl ard aziotlier girl. l A A if T7 qw My T 4-7 A E . V, Tf ' :gs ' 2 g i NES gz,:S4'o'5Qi'h ,fx-Qylxstv QW' . A . egg, greg ,fgqyfglg 0 .gg m ,wg 6. bu t if 8 V ' 5 x .f Eorroas Omrvae. I: sill? ..,,. ,- ,A ,.., -, 1,

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rl-ri.-J Y ---qu' - --- - - Ile'-P' UNIVERSITY HIGH HARMONY If You Only Had My Disposition .................................... Norry Nash ROW NVell Ye Mariners ........,............... ............ H . Martin Gasoline Gus and His jitney Bus ....... ............. B ill Wilson I..a Premiere Gerbe De Fleures .,,,.,,...,,,,,.,.,.....,.,...,,.... Hobart Irwin Oh, Dry Those Tears ....,,........,....,.,..,,.....,,...,.,.,,,,.,.. Martha Bromley The Village Gossips .... Flea Raymond, Tom Barrows and Kitty Stoops Yaaka Hula Hickey Doo La .......................................... Thelma Gilman Somewhere a Voice Is Calling ........ .............................. E d. Derby Oft in the Stilly Night .................. ........ Q Censoredj I Never Knew ................................. ...... IN flerrill XVhite Calm as Night ...................... ...... .I ean Bennett The Insect Powder Agent ...... ........ L uin Switzer A Stein Song .................................... ........ ' 'Pie Small Babies in Toyland ....................................... ..v..... H. and j. Lovell If It Takes a Thousand Years ................................. .......... G . Eldridge Should the Dreams of the Dreamer Come True ......... .......... Let Your Feet Tramp! Tramp! ................................. Flying Dutchman ............,................ I Need A ffection ........... The Georgia Grind ............... Dos Almas Unidas ........................ ....... Hello! Boys, 1'm Back Again ........ ..... U. H. S. ........Byrl Mitchell Gob Seely .............limmy Allen john Hatlield Martha and Arda Bee Bee Krone The Ninety and Ninth .............,........ ............ G arnet Black The Ghost of the Terrible Blues ...... ........ F inal Iix's. Forget Me Not .....,,,,........................ ....... T he Cub li.-XKIOUS SH ORT FICTION ,I. know it, but I can't explain it. XYell, you see, we had lots of company last night so of course I couldn't get my lesson. Kenny: Say, Goh, doesn't that girl look like Ilelen llrown? Goh: You're crazy. she dresses in pink. Insley Brains fzis usualj: Can anyone tell me who is the author of Ilon1er's Iliz1d? XYaiter: I have deviled kidneys, pigs feet, and calves liver, Carl: Say, what do you think I care about your ailmentsg I came here to eat. -' -1-l-A----1-+'Anr - .1 ,-,,,,' ,