University High School - Cub Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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y -u 1 av- - T- - - ,.. r., -- ff-3 f--v-r-- '- f ' -- -- Q6 - U . Bev First Voice: Here comes Arda with her menagerie and cradle show. Second Wfhisper: Huh? I though their names were Paul and Albert. Verna Underwood Cquoting Shakespeare to Miss Breckj: Shake not thy gory locks at me. Mr. Cline Qin Latinj : I want your hands, girls- Sweet Soprano Voice: Mine are already spoken for. I sat by the grave of an old man. They say he was a tramp and died from drinking beer from an old tomato can. Now you know, as well as I. that heer can't kill a man, but an old tomato can. VValt: I hear Martin was a detective this summer. Carl: Oh, I dare say. XValt: 'S'faetg he worked in a pool room spotting balls. A man at the door was having a hard time finding out where D. Crain's father was. After a long time he made Don understand his mission. Oh, said Don, pointing to the hack yard, he's in the pig pen. You'll know himg he has a hat on. Dr. Hailey: And what is space? Leroy Mc: I-I don't quite remember, but I have it in my head.

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IMAGINE: Mr. Cline in cords Cliff Gilbert with a shave. Norry without his siren. Miss Breck using slang. George Eldridge on the honor roll. Hobart Irwin without that wiggle. Poopy King in a dress-suit. John H. failing in anything. Dutch singing at a rally. Martha B. without that giggle. Chris minding his own affairs. Anita C. taking long steps. Cerita and Lona in the same canoe. Ritson eating his own lunch. Black's revenue cut off. Did you know that every time Cupid aims a dart he Mrs. it? 1 R. Blair: XVaiter, bring me some of what Ritson has. Xl'aite1': I don't think there will he any left, sir, when he gets 1 h rough. Clerk: at Sherman and Clay's: NVhat will you have, Miss? Lois Cooper: I'1n Simply Crazy Over You. Clerk fblushingflz I beg' your pardon? Ed Gove: XVhy should baseball be the national game in japan? Dutch: Cough it up, honey. ' Ed: 'Cause the -laps make the best fans in the world. Atkins No. 1 : Hi say, w'ere did 'Arnold get the lower 'arf of 'is face shot hoff? ' Atkins No. 2.: Hit ain't shot hoff, 'e's a-yawnin'! Frank: I went to the store the other day and bought some eggs. XVhiskey : Eggs-actly. Frank: All over an egg was written the name of a lady, and her address, and it said to write. XVhisk: And did you write? Frank: XVhy no, because after I broke the egg I decided she must be a pretty old hen.

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Bill: Nash, will you lend me fifteen cents? l'm broke. Norry: Sure. Can you change a dollar? 'limmy Allan: Why do all the girls smile at me? Arda: Probably because they're too polite to laugh out loud. Tom P.: This paper tells of a man who lives on onions alone. Graham Brodie: XYell, anyone who lives on onions ought to live alone. Muriel: Xliliat did you think of our Christmas decorations-holly over laurel ? Gob: XVell, I should have prefered mistletoe over yew.- Three ways of spreading news: Telephone, telegraph, and telegirl. ACCORDING TO SHAKESPEARE lireshie: A Comedy of Errors. Soph: Much Ado About Nothing. Junior: As You Like It. Senior: All's XVell That Ends XVell. Miss Stone: Do you see anyone here who is absent? Virginia and Truman were looking at a beautiful painting of sheep: I consider that sheep are the stupidest creatures living, she said at last. Truman Cabsentlyj: Yes, my lamb. Edna: Did you get those books? Dot: No. there is a class in there. Edna: XVho's in it? Dot: Ch, farl ard aziotlier girl. l A A if T7 qw My T 4-7 A E . V, Tf ' :gs ' 2 g i NES gz,:S4'o'5Qi'h ,fx-Qylxstv QW' . A . egg, greg ,fgqyfglg 0 .gg m ,wg 6. bu t if 8 V ' 5 x .f Eorroas Omrvae. I: sill? ..,,. ,- ,A ,.., -, 1,