University High School - Cub Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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'Y .- -W 5 i lllack: Tcl like to propose a little toast. She: Xothin 'doin', I want a regular meal. Arda: The lace on this dress is over iifty years old. jimmy: It's beautiful. Did you make it yourself? Martin: Say, Miss Levy, l don't think I deserve a zero on that paper. Miss Levy: You don't, but I couldn't give you less. Curley: Wihat's worse than a eentipede with chillblains? Eunez: Easy. Jenks with lock-jaw. .-Xrt XYalsh: XX'hen I get to Heaven 1.111 going' to ask Shakespeare if he really wrote all this bunk. Fessler: XYhat if he isn't there? .-Xrt: Then you ask him. Miss llreck: Now when I examine these lockers, I don't want to iind anything i11 them that is missing. jimmy: My girl treats me like a dog. XX'alt: Yes. she's had you on her string for a long time. Question: XYhy are two like hops? .-Xnswer: Because they make beer better. Hayden treading signj: Cast Iron Sinksfl Thornton: Gosh! Any nut oughta know that. Kitty: -lust think of it! Those Spanish hidalgos would go three thous- and miles on a galleon! Thelma: Nonsense. You can't believe half you read about those for- eign cars. Richardson: What is the most nervous thing, next to a girl? XYhiskey: Me next to a girl. Samma: Doesn't that candy look good? ' Clarence Hill: Yes. Let's stand here for a while and look at it. Tourist in Country Store: XYhat have you in the shape of auto tires? Salesman: Life preservers, invalid cushions, doughnuts, and farewell wreaths. City Man: Don't you need a searecrow in that field over yonder? Farmer: No, my wife is out there hoeing every day.

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