University of Georgia - Pandora Yearbook (Athens, GA)

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LlAWRENCEVILLE i CHATTAHOOCHEE jtaIRBURN E: mk ARMUCHEE V EAST POINT e fJr ' ' r EXPERUJIENT „ t ' JlL A ' T SMITHVILLE BRONWOOD ijX .t v THENS, located in Clark County at the foothills of North Georgia, is the home of the Uni ersity of Georgia, oldest chartered State imiversity in the nation. One hundred and sixty- one years old this year, the University boasts many famous alumni, among them Abraham Baldwin, Crawford W. Long, Alexander H. Stephens, John B. Gordon, and Robert Toombs. Toda ' the University, with its four major campuses, and more than 7.5 major buildings, is dotted with campus landmarks of historical interest which represent the charm and beauty of the early days when the University was created in 1801. The historic Chapel, Old College Dormitory, the Pharmacy Building, and Academic Building hold a warm spot in the hearts of the many thousands of students who have paraded through the famous Georgia Arch through the years. Ringing of the famous Chapel Bell has called countless numbers to classes- in this historic institution. MONROE, also located in this area, is one of tlie most prosperous and thri ing towns in the state. Thirty-seven miles from Athens, ELBERTON, home of huge granite quarries and finishing plants, is also proud of its spacious residential section, thriving busmess district, schools and churches. 7 r CeLLo MOUNT VERNON CITY ha«TWELU HAMPTON JJ | ;; P 4 - ' . . CHOES.OE-;;;, ■■ ELLERSLIE Bj pK n- A.K.cr«;raMi l

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY It is now June, 1966. The General Assembly of the UNO has evinced a stioniz; desire to test a new and extremely potent atom bomb, upon a suitable locality. In my capacity as chairman of tlie Committee for Experimentation and Verification of the Potentialities of New Weapons, it fell my lot to choose the testing ground. Certain engineers and gentlemen (?) who graduated from a little known school of technology in Atlanta suggested the University of Georgia to me. In order to be completely fair about this, I sent out ques- tionnaires to prominent Georgia alumni of the class of ' 46. It came as something of a shock to me to note tlie varied and impressive positions which my former classmates had attained. To illustrate this point: Frank Cheatham, boss of the joowerful Geechee machine, has recently made headlines with his heated denunciations of the current wave of axe murders in his bailiwick. The attorneys for the defense, Morris Janko and John Mobley, emphatically state that their clients were driven to their mad acts by the excesses of the No. 1 Cheatham henchman, Scarface Sam Gardner. Jack Krasner has been currently named chairman of a nation-wide drive to produce fimds for the re- tirement of over aged Tiddledwinks. Chief sponsor of the drive is Hallie Bowen, far famed benefactress of worthy causes. Heading the drive on the Univer- sity of Georgia campus is Ethel Martin, associate di- rector of the VRA. Several Georgia alumni are now the toasts of the theatrical world. Among them are John Herman Deaton, junior, who is receiving accolades for his per- formance in the Rudolph ' alentino role of The Sheik; Lois Johnson, for her glowing presentation of Herman ' s leading lady; and Mary Lois Campbell, who is reviving vaudeville with her brilliant work as an accordian virtuoso. Pope Brock, brilliant crusading lawyer-columnist, ha ing exposed the sins of so many Georgia politicos, is now heading the campaign of a certain well-known South Georgia timber magnate for the governorship. Need it be mentioned that the aforementioned mag- nate is none other than Leon A. Hargreaves, Jr., popu- larly known as The Hat. The opposition in the above mentioned campaign is being provided by Annie Laura Barfield, Georgia ' s first woman gubernatorial candidate. Managing her campaign is Jean Lewis, ably assisted by Frankie Settle, Gayelle Carby, Mary Anne Braungart, and Hariette Speer. Bill Johnson is being hailed the second Hoagy Car- michel as he plays accompaniment foi the talented Yvonne, with four little Johnsons looking on. This worthwhile couple can be heard at Slipper - Joe Conkle ' s Night Spot. Also appearing on the bill— and what a bill it will be— are Emory Bass, idol of the Bobby Soxers, and Paula Odom, with her famous ' Vicki dance. Tom Penland, president, and George Maddox, sec- retary-treasurer, of the Possum Trot Bar Association, have recently announced that Bobby Mitchell has won the award annuallv i resented to the outstanding Code Laivi er in the Possum Trot District. Judge Jesse Bowles, of the neighboring Chithn Switch Dis- trict, will speak at the presentation ceremony. Genial George Lawrence has announced that he will contest the awards. Four of the South ' s most divorced women, Nita Hewell, Dot Rose, Betty Ray, and Madeleine Wall, are engaged in a four- ' ay fight for the services of Ralph Roger Williams, the outstanding di orce attor- ney of the country. Ed Cnare, prominent liberal leader, is spearheading a great crusade to bring Student Government to Lib- eria A. M. His publicity is being capably handled by the Nevin sisters and Mary Margaret Hamilton. Alvin Wallace, dean of Liberia A. M., is strongly opposing this move, feeling that his dusky charges are not yet ready for it. Sara Massey, as a result of her brilliant record of maintaining discipline among the women undergrad- uates at her Alma Mater, has been appointed Director of UNO Penal Institutions. Mike Castronis, retiring after nineteen sensational years of pro-ball, has been called by Coach Camilla Barnett, the most versatile lineman I have ever seen. His running mate, J. P. Miller, also came in with high praise. Emily and Jimmy Delay, controlling stockholders in Delay ' s Unlimited, have recently retained the promi- nent economist, Phil Dohn, as general manager. John McCrea, prominent prohibition leader, has just formed a new anti-liquor league; it is rumored that the nation s breweries are subsidizing this movement, in an effort to strike a body blow at the distilleries. Due to the infirmities of middle age. Coy Deloach has retained Kenneth Henson to help him carry his keys around. Usually reliable sources report that Mr. Henson is doing a singularly fine job. And at the University itself. Hasty Marlow is now dean of the School of Home Economics and author of Old Mother Marlow ' s Recipes; while Mary Sue Wil- son is capably heading the department of mathe- matics. Oh yes, and the (juestionnaires— well, somehow, it seemed that the Georgia alumni feel that Tech ' s loss will be Georgia ' s gain. BLOW UP TECH!!! Jeff Newbern, ' 46