University of Central Missouri - Rhetor Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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irls M-.l...iJ -........ -.-.,... Ulfllibp Ulibep Gu its Snbguul Mrs. Neet goes because she has the habit. Laura Wilson goes to keep the school from going to pieces. Margaret Gibbs goes to get away from Centerview. Nancy Lee Cogswell goes because Miss Arnett needs her. Miss Blair goes because her soothing tongue is indispensable. Clifford Criley goes to overcome winter's cold blasts with his hot air when all other heat fails. h 1 Eugene Casebolt goes to keep in touch with the Y. W. Mr. Ayres goes to regulate the manners of the school, particularly with regard to dress. ' , ' Woolsey goes to give the faculty the benefit of his superior capabilities and experience. Mr. C. A. Phillips goes to see that you neither Uslidel' nor grind No, Elizabeth Sloan is not dependent upon her own resources in securing an education. However, if she were, she would be perfectly competent to do it. To the uninitiated, her customary request for five dollars may seem rather peculiar, but she is only Helping the Rhetorf' as., 'Z Q 4,44 IK ,A unsung? lslmsl is' ii' Y'Y 1' r , Page 141 il ,, Y 1-14.-..vn.f.,. - Ax 13111 I U. l H x .I I i 1

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--li-.....,,,,,, -'11-1.-..i.,..., , zfessor t good I dear better ill crept '------H . , --.,- fv-ffwfrg..-:rang-..':'.'.:g.- sw- --V M- N 1- - --N- Ulfllie Ziaahe QBften wunhgereh Who Mr. Ahrens' guide was on the Hudson River. Why Maxwell Park walks without moving his body. Where Alice Muri got her switch. Who put the dents in students. How often Marie Farnsworth poses. Why students get sent out of the library just for talking. Why Mr. Hudson grows weary when the History of Ed. class do not know their lesson How Wilfred Lee would look with his mouth shut. Why Maude Crissman doesn't want to change her name. Why Lester Pfost goes to- II7 Clark Street. Why the No Bo's are so popular. , Why Miss Runyon stays single. Why Paul Quick does not become a farmer. Who Ula Baird loves. i Why the girls, will let the boys stay later than l0:30. Where Professors Ayers, Ahrens, Myers and Bass spend their Sunday afternoons. Why nobody loves a fat man. If George Smith really thinks that he is --- educated. Who lost their false curls in the library. What Drug Company furnishesvpowder for Mary Rose. Howia student would feel if he read all the references assigned to him each day. Why Guy Rudd takes Miss Blair home from the library. How Beth Dozier would look without a grin. If any of the agriculture students will be farmers or farmers' wives. If our Morrow is pleasant or stormy. - What makes Woolsey so noisy. What we will do next year. Who chews gum the most gracefully, John Strothman or john Gilbert. Whom John Hall has not called' on. Why the clock in the library quit running. What Elizabeth Sloan doesn't know. Why everybody likes Laura Wilson. Why we can't do as we please. What the Senior class would do without M. Vernaz and M. Ashworth. What would happen if Cecil Williams couldn't talk. How to get rich quick. Why things don't always work out right. If Mr. Pratt will ever overcome his bashfulness. Why folks will gossip so much. Where William Bradshaw was when he proposed to Miss Richards. How we may become geniuses. C. B. Page r N I l l ..l..,.r .AMY-,AAYYA-1 iv P Y fffi L i V In Y N-Y K,-g M Q-W-g Y--or Y ,-