University of California Berkeley - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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-Si UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA with little loss of their men, they would not burn him nor bury him, nor indulge in the bust (ruptum) afterwards, which is a barbaric custom. Thus they passed their first year in splendor and glory. II. During the next year, unlike other Sophomores, they did not con- sume their time in wild and foolish deeds, but, for the most part, applied themselves diligently to their studies. And this year too, indeed, would have been passed with the greatest praise (summa cum laude) but for one thing. One night a part of the class (pars ex clause) while returning, hav- ing seen a performance of Pinafore (spectaculum Pittaforis), beseiged and took by storm a room of a Freshman, and having entered it, and having dragged the Freshman, still in a nude state, forth into the cold night, and having tossed him in a blanket (eo in stragido jacto), shore him of his side- boards (laterarias tabulas), and with great insolence the next day stuck the cut-off sideboards on the bulletin-board (tabulla edictorum), where, being seen, the affair became known to the Faculty, and the students were pun- ished accordingly. III. In the third year, as in the former years, they distinguished them- selves greatly. By most people their Junior Ex. , which happened in this year, was held to have been better, both as regards ornament and talent, than all those preceding. IV. In the fourth year, having now become masters in all things, they ran the college (collegam cucurrif) with small difficulty on their part, so that all stood in awe of them, and paid them befitting respect. And as their time of departure was drawing to a close, one from the Faculty made at a meeting the following eulogy concerning them: It seems to me, O brother Professors, a thing greatly to be deplored, that so excellent a class should now be about to be taken from our midst. Whenever, hith- erto, a class has departed, we, indeed, have greatly rejoiced. But this class, by Jupiter, was so excellent as regards all things, that when I be- hold them leaving, I can scarcely refrain from tears. Whether, indeed, it was a trial of strength, or of skill, or of intellect, they were always the victors. If anything was to be run by them, they ran it, making the best record; if anything was to be jumped by them, they jumped it, mak- ing the best record; if any tug of war was to be tugged by them, they tugged it, winning the cup. Wherefore, indeed, their departure seems to me so sad a thing. I, indeed, and you, O Faculty, might be consoled, if

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THE BLUE AND GOLD keeps an account of all that takes place at college, and that these accounts, written in Latin according to a time-honored usage, are inscribed in a large book called Annales Maximi Universitatis. The following, then, is AN EXTRACT FROM THE ANNALS. (TRANSLATED LITERALLY FROM THE ORIGINAL LATIN.) I. In 1878, A. D., in the presidentship of Dux Jacobus (Captain Jack), there came to the renowned shores of Berkeley a class, such a one as for splendor of talent and stability of virtue had never yet been beheld by human eyes. Even the upper classmen (superiores classes), who are al- ways known to despise greatly and vehemently the in-coming Freshmen (noves homines adventes), were not able but that they might look on them with an unfeigned admiration, mingled with a feeling of awe. Accord- ingly, just after they had been enrolled at the University, as was the custom both in the ancient and the present days, they met in bloody bat- tle the Sophomores (Sapientes Stulti), than whom, before the advent of ' 82, none had been more celebrated both for courage and strength. The fight was waged on the old campus, with much slaughter on both sides, even till towards the setting of the sun. On that day great deeds of valor were accomplished by both parties, many being borne away from the field bleeding as to their noses and blackened as to their eyes. The battle was carried on hotly without decision, until the Freshmen, drawing themselves up once more into battle array, and forming a solid phalanx, drove the Sophomores from the field of contest with ignominious rout. This was the first of the great deeds done by them, and so they continued according to their beginning. A new spirit was breathed by them into college life. They introduced and worshiped new gods, namely, Intel- lect and Morality, in place of the old one, Bacchus, which heretofore classes had esteemed the most worthy of reverence. It is a custom of University men, Bourdon the Freshman - destroying having been overcome, to burn him alive, and bury him to the sound of horns and drums, with much display of fireworks (cum magno splendore operum ignis). But when they had conquered this enemy, which they did easily and I wish to acknowledge my indebtedness to the Freshman who kindly undertook for me the translation of this extract.

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THE BLUE AND GOLD ther e were any class now left which might in any respect be compared to this one ; but there is none. When, O when, shall we behold such an- other class ? Greatly I fear, never ! J. B. LINCOLN, Class Historian. What in thunder am I going to do now?