University of Arkansas Monticello - Boll Weevil Yearbook (Monticello, AR)

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46 Feature EATURE ¢ FEATURE « FEATURE FEATURE FEATURE FEATURE ¢ FEATURE « JEANS “Nothing comes between me and my Arnold Snarky’s.” Shades of Calvin Klein. Some of you may have seen the ad in which Brooke Shields quotes the above, substituting Klein for Snarky. The point is, jeans could sport darn near any label (as long as it has some sort of designer label— preferably metal) and people would still buy them. The choice was simple until the 70's. You bought Levi's or nothing at all. Then came Wrangler. Then the jean market literally exploded. Suddenly, famous derriers were incarcerated in such brands as Chic, Gloria Vanderbilt and Sassoon. You may not recognize some of these jeans, and we hope you don’t recognize the ‘rears within.’ ‘Babyworks’ is a maternity brand. Ratcatchers are another pretty label. Then there’s the ever- popular Male (for male and female alike) , and Key, ‘the Aristocrat of Overalls’. As for me, | wear Levi's or nothing at a

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48 Spring Registration We all know about registration. Few of us like it. This particular piece deals with spring registration. When you think about spring regis- tration, you probably picture students wearing cut-offs and summer wear, strolling along casually listening to birds chrip. Well, that’s all wrong. Spring registration occurs in early January. It’s usually one of the most miserable events that one could imag- ine. Students slog through frozen slush and attempt to devise a method of carrying registration cards and at the same time keep both hands in their pring Registration Misery, Part Two jackets to keep them from freezing off. It’s boring and confusing and neces- sary, like fall registration, yet the weather is utterly horrendous. It’s worse than having your car’s horn stick behind the Hell’s Angels, worse than going to the restroom and find- ing out that there’s no . . . oh, well, it’s bad. Believe us. RIGHT: Spring registration is the second time around. BELOW: You can’t always get what you want. OPPOSITE: It’s hard to muster a smile after waiting in line for ID pictures.