University of Arkansas Monticello - Boll Weevil Yearbook (Monticello, AR)

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104 Feature FEATURE ¢ FEATURE ¢ FEATURE e FEATURE ¢ FEATURE ¢ FEATURE ¢ FEATURE e COWPEOPLE Yippie-ki-yo. Git along little doggies. Ain’t no cowboys’ round here no more. Nope. They done replaced ‘em with cowpeople. Cowpeople are different from cowboys. They don’t bust no broncs these days, an’ the only fellers who ‘rassle bulls git paid darn good wages — not like the old days. Yep. These cowpeople got theirselves special stores chockfull of expensive western duds. Ain’t just denim and leather no more, nuther. They gotta have them dangle-things and fancy frills an’ spangles n’ shiny buttons an’ doodads. Take them cowpeople bars, too. Ain’t got no pianer. Got ‘em duded-up record jockeys that couldn’t hold a note with a bucket. ‘Stead of ‘Home on the Range” all these cowpeople sing “Nine to Five” an’ mush like that. They got a fancy mechanic-type bull in there that bounces drunk fools on silly little slush drinks and soda water concoctions. Real man can’t find a shot o’ whiskey no more. Case ya’ didn’t know, I’m a ghost. Come back n’ writ this by special reequest. | wuz a grubmaster out Abilene way .. . yep. We'll think I'll hop in the grubwagon n’ leave this foolishness. Oh, yeah— one more thing. Us grubmasters never die— we jus’ keep on cookin. Oh gimme a home, where the butfallosrOalimeeimpes een

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raduation $¢¢ @¢ @ @ ¢¢ ¢ 6 @ 6@ Of all of the things that one should treat seriously (regarding yearbook coverage of college-year events) one would think that graduation would be one of the more somber, dignified features. We'll go along with that. It’s just that the only dignified thing about graduation is its ceremony. Otherwise, it’s fairly expensive —a graduation fee, cap and gown, invitations and ‘thank you's’ if you plan on ‘doing it to the max’. Or you could graduate like many of us do, Simply pay the fee and have them mail the diploma to you, wherever you are. The latter is certainly the most economical approach to graduation, though some eee SPs RIGHT: Graduation ceremonies featured Distin- guished Alumnus Dr. Robert J. Baker. BELOW: Decked-out faculty members have a pretty august image, don’t they? OPPOSITE: Marian Frizzell receives her degree in nursing from Dr. Miller. soties 106 Graduation a ¢$¢¢ © @ ¢ ¢ °