University of Alabama School of Dentistry - Dentala Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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ml 0 sim ' Eff LA-ff 1955 aF' UI 59 i ri ' 1 , I fratres qui fuerunt sed nunc ad astra or seniorium pathologique cerebelli a few verses to identify myself and Those of whom i cry i am a germ and mentioned here are students of dentistry and it is clear that for forty-eight months you have striven to find the means to have me driven from my abode within the tooth to say the least you have learned the truth what right have i to complain you think i really should refrain is it so foolish and terribly tacky i say nay for a bacillus named lackey to speak his mind from upon this podium without fear of that fluoride with sodium oh prithee peace oh woe i be this senior class has ravished me thinking me vanquished to sing my dirge my home the victim of their scourge to it they did the most dispicable remembering not while suckers are lickable i am able to hide and not lie dormant and gather couplets to write my format if my lines you will fain disparage if lord iustice he cries miscarriage if feelings be hurt and patience be sapped if cries be roused and trousers be crapped i take my stand let feathers fly to my misery makers i fling my cry life these four years i discern has surely been of great concern for in your presence i have seen another army to foil my scheme with burs and scalers you have mustered to leave my home exposed and flustered under your incompetent hands i suffered when the ph was low i was buffered fed by dextrose i was nourished causing caries as i flourished and now in my scorn older by four and more worn i take my stand on these barbarians i loathe white coated learned agrarians l

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HC 'ia ., i Z l t f 1 X51 Q n ' g 'E '1i xl rf ,av S5 X f if your rattlesnake is sick with dysentery if your parakeet is spreading psitticosls if your pet bears teeth have ankylosis if your worm has worms and is beri beric if your prize bull has reached his climacteric then harold clark is the vet i pick to keep your pets from catching sick our way of life will ere be safe by keeping the nigger in his place these works are offered by. roy cowan for them he will be reknowned toxey often raps his gavel to subdue the rowdy rabble sounding like the barrister darrow showing the way of the straight and narrow with times for cloistered meditation to allay the urge for intoxication a better man than phil you will never find i sometimes think he is just too kind taking all those rays for doctor hing can you think of any worser thing the biggest brain is dynamite gordon and you will admit it is quite a sight to watch him destroy a girl's serenity lord help protect both their virginity gunthorpe says he is g v black although he lacks a little tack he has done more than all combined and probably in half the time gut is one to plagiarize no ones work evades his eyes he always sits right close to gordon to share the knowledge he has been hoarding brace yourself refrain from a pall the next in line is punchy hall when he appears there is pandemonium give me quick the spirits ammonium harmons pate is becoming thin it surely looks like he cannot win but i always do declare who in the world would want fat hair iust a few lines to charlie hicks who martha keeps in quite a fix he doesn't make a lot of noise but then he is one of the brown bag boys Z Qs- st' I . 9 Z fv