University of Alabama School of Dentistry - Dentala Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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ml 0 sim ' Eff LA-ff 1955 aF' UI 59 i ri ' 1 , I fratres qui fuerunt sed nunc ad astra or seniorium pathologique cerebelli a few verses to identify myself and Those of whom i cry i am a germ and mentioned here are students of dentistry and it is clear that for forty-eight months you have striven to find the means to have me driven from my abode within the tooth to say the least you have learned the truth what right have i to complain you think i really should refrain is it so foolish and terribly tacky i say nay for a bacillus named lackey to speak his mind from upon this podium without fear of that fluoride with sodium oh prithee peace oh woe i be this senior class has ravished me thinking me vanquished to sing my dirge my home the victim of their scourge to it they did the most dispicable remembering not while suckers are lickable i am able to hide and not lie dormant and gather couplets to write my format if my lines you will fain disparage if lord iustice he cries miscarriage if feelings be hurt and patience be sapped if cries be roused and trousers be crapped i take my stand let feathers fly to my misery makers i fling my cry life these four years i discern has surely been of great concern for in your presence i have seen another army to foil my scheme with burs and scalers you have mustered to leave my home exposed and flustered under your incompetent hands i suffered when the ph was low i was buffered fed by dextrose i was nourished causing caries as i flourished and now in my scorn older by four and more worn i take my stand on these barbarians i loathe white coated learned agrarians l

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A JAMES SANFORD WALL, JR. Sonny Huntsville, Alabama B.S., University of Alabama Psi Omega Fraternity Married Going into general practice in Huntsville, Alabama l BILL VVIL-LIAMS Round Man Miami, Florida B.S., University of Alabama, University of Miami Xi Psi Phi Fraternity Married Going into Navy and then general practice in Miami

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N-4 v l M9 ,fr Ag? I ' fll 1792. naar, , , i ,K -,rygyfmzz VQQ y 1 l 4 -:D Jaw Us ,A ll -LIL: a comment now on my ability you must think i lack agility since present are grammatical errors i must not be an english terror not so that is not the element ' i simply failed growth and development and in my microscopic size regardless of how hard i tries like archy that incomparable cockroach one key at a time is quite my encroach so bide with me and rape the lock wotthehell with doctor brock your group began at fifty-three seeking means to septic me i started then so strong and healthy played the game both rampant and stealthy so well in fact your numbers diminished but finally i fear a few have finished and to those thirty-eight remaining i wish to say without restraining the following praises some not too kind but beneath each one you will find a genuine tribute and congratulation for your success upon graduation hallucinations were not the reason for andrews jolly summer season he went to treat the bryce demented but now it seems he doth lament it Z f' for he returned quite sedated ' after a tour with those inmated ' ' U bellenger and botta lead the group , trying to get some new recruits y to come and gather on the court fl Z it is not required you be a sport A -Y 4 '1 or have your bust in the hall of fame ,.- +V , - g to come on out and enjoy this game so throw your ball thru the hoop and air out your iockey it is time for basketball and field hockey my feelings of this guy and quite metamorphic for as it began he impressed me ascorbic forsaking his betrothed and probably some booze he returned to the lab with so much to lose but time heals most wounds he now works under pressure of whom do i speak our good friend victor chesser if your dog is in heat or has a cold if your cow is in her menses or iust wont foal if you dont hear chirps for your canary