University of Alabama School of Dentistry - Dentala Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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'I as K LIU D3 if it 2 af 3 ODE TO A DENTAL HYGIENIST Hygienist, in your dental chair I sit without a single care, Except when tickled by your hair. I know that when you grab the drills I need not fear the pain that kills. You merely make my molars clean With pumice doped with wintergreen. So I lean back with calm reflection, With close-up view of your complexion, And taste the flavor of your thumbs While you massage my flabby gums. To me no woman can be smarter Than she who scales away my tartar, And none more fitted for my bride Than one who knows me from inside. At least as far as she has gotten She sees how much of me is rotten. I-fa , is f X G , UN ll X. 3 I I x Q s Y l . T if A A hi' -gli b '19 , il I cl , QYQQ GQQJ, '99 4 P se -s Q5 I -' 'Z-J' M Q4 I LJ

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We have daiing girls . . . , promised girls , . . and married girls. We work in Clinic . . . . . . and rest in The lounge