United States Naval Academy - Lucky Bag Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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P X, 'Qi r x, L A so-56311 ' H 'ai Ye Gods! forty-seven unsat! , I , 4. NGLISH is the branch of study that teaches ay midshipman how to be a boat oflicer. How the Score stood Youngster year at the end of the Semi-anns: Sludy Unsals Math 3 Steam 0 Skinny 0 Dago 3 English 47 Brigade Order Number 46 was the direct result of the unprecedented score registered by the English Department. English instructor's way of saying Pipe down : Gentlemen, I shall have to ask you to refrain from making any un- necessary commotion. New instructor explaining a naval engagement: Now one cannon ball traveled through the kitchen and made a hole in the roof while others blazed through the chimney, causing soot to fall downstairs. Same spiel by the Crafty bird: Now er-er-er the what-you-call-it was fired through the thing-a-bob and left a gigantic hole in the what's-its-name, while others went through the what-not! And so on and so on and so on ..... None other than a gentleman, as well as a seaman both in theory and practice, is qualified to support the character of a commissioned officer in the Navy, nor is any man fit to command a ship of war who is not also capable of communicating his ideas on paper in language that becomes his rank. 27

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,VAQ t we ff' ' L 1 -M , .. -'-..,.,, X , We Sthpaniards are stho sthensitivef' ODERN Languages is the course that leads a midshipman to the correct understanding of his course at the Class Supper. For to-day we haf Leccion twelve y translation y los verbos acostarse and to go. Da boo-ook, da book don't say dat. Yooo, yoo say what da boo-ook say. QY Usted? . Ah, Mr. Latimore, you remember what ltold you! I increase your mark two tenths. iLa clase! il..a clase! All those who know hold up their hands. El Mundo Grzifico: fadvertisement col- umnl lmpresionado dolorosamente por sepa- racion, adorzindote y quericndote mais cada dia: hare cuanto decias en tu carta. Desde el fondo del alma te envio todo mi amor inmenso. No te olvido un instanteg no te olvidare nunca ..... Tuyo, tuyo, siempre, siempre, Triquitraque. Professors Screwjacks and Dagoran are making out monthly reports. Dagoran accidentally spills some ink on Screw's sheet. Screw: Gracious goodness, Dagoran, be more careful. Dagoran Qwho is very religiousj : My God, what language! 29 Zt'f