Union Springs High School - Hischolia Yearbook (Union Springs, AL)

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JUST THINK Every minute — A baby is born; 2 husbands get shot; 3 files breal out; 4 girls leave home; 5 girls come back; 6 automobiles wreck; 7 cashiers go out walking; 8 people get hurt; 9 men need insurance — and- 10 agents are after ' em. If you don ' t believe in Life Insurance, just visit an orphan asylum. Then, if you are not satisfied, go to the Poor House. B. P. POWELL, Asso. Gen. Agt., Penn Mutual Life Insur ' nce Co., Union Springs, Ala. ' Say It With Flowers ' And Say It With Ours FOR Graduations Birthdays Receptions Easter Dances St. Valentine ' s Day Anniversaries Mother ' s Day Christmas And All Social Occasions ROSEMONT GARDENS, FLORISTS MONTGOMERY, ALA. Local Agent for Union Springs JORDAN ' S DRUG STORE Frank s SERVICE STATION J On the Corner j Courteous Service, Your Patron- = age Appreciated | I Mr. Lee — Find the lowest common j denominator of ! Voice in the rear — Is that blamed I thing lost again? ! Miss Prentiss (who has just re- I ceived flowers) — They are so fresh; I I believe there is some dew on them I yet. I William Lawrence — There is, but I I am going to pay it off in the morn- I ing.

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A. ALi GA THE QUALITY SYRUP ' Good Every Drop ' DELICIOUS TASTY PICKLES BRANDS:— GREEN BEAUTY , W W , ALABAM GIRL ' FARMER BOY A PICNIC IN EVERY BOTTLE Grown and Packed by W. W. PICKLE CANNING CO., Montgomery, Alabama Compliments of Morning Joy Coffee take i I Mr. Davis — Did you e ' chloroform ? Mary Kat — No, who teaches it? it I Prof. Lee — Buster, why don ' t you i settle down and take a wife? ' Buster — I would but I don ' t know j whose wife to take. j ? I? ?• 2 Mr. Mac — Who can tell me some- ! thing about Nero? j Lupie — He is the one mentioned | in ' Nero My God to Thee ' . ! DUNCAN MAY CANDY CO., Inc., MANUFACTURING CONFECTIONERS MONTGOMERY MAID BRANDS Montgomery, .... Alabama

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McLENDON MAY WHOLESALE GROCERY COMPANY Incorporated THE AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK OF UNION SPRINGS 4 on Savings Compounded Quarterly Resources S700,000 Miles Warehouse I I j A Good Place to Store I Your Cotton | Dale — What ' s the matter, ' Fessor, wearing; your sock wrong side out? Mr. Lee — Well, you see there ' s a hole in the other side. Jt it Florence — Josey, you would be a good dancer but for two things. Joe Ellis— What are they? Florence — Your feet. Sophie — Our examination wasn ' t so hard. We had an optional. Thelma — I hope we don ' t have one. I never could work those things.