Union City Area High School - Anvil Yearbook (Union City, PA)

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Ken Sherman gives his ability to skip school to Norm Troyer. Karl Sedmina gracefully hands his mustach to Max Dugaw. Jean Chunderlek leaves her nice clothes to her sister. David Allen leaves his place in the F. F. A. to his brother. Martha Hurlbert wills her job at the Ritz to anyone that wants it. Margaret Kerr leaves her place as first engaged girl in the class Irma Jean Shontz leaves her friendly smile to Maxine Watts. Herb Mosher wills his skates to some seventh grader. Susan Erskine hands her two tone hair to Pat Lapek. Sara Jane Pfister gives her natural cheering ability to Judy Soety. Phyllis Cosilla wills her ability to keep quiet to Winnie Woods. to M. Church fNote by the Superintendent: the writers of the above have just been liquidated Jury returns the verdict on the accused, Justifiable Homicide J rf'-'FN VTR .ehlihi Y f-v- I-'-1'-.A I of ,,.,--

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'wifi We, the class of 1953, being old and feeble-minded will to the poor, young underclassmen the following of our prized possessions: Violet Gray wills all her letters to Jewel Kimmy. Marjorie Barber leaves her journalism book to Elsie Gross. Marjorie Cross leaves her typing on THE VOICE to anyone who wants it. Norma Campbell wills her rides in the school bus to Martha Jordan. Shirley Bickerstaff wills her natural blonde hair to Beverly St. John. Betty Barnes trusts her pleasing personality to Art Steves. Maryetta Anderson leaves her dignified ways to Toot Laird. Virginia Harrison leaves her hotrod driving to Charlotte Comstock. Pat Carniewski gladly wills her temper to Judy Fisk. Dorothy Harnak wills her late hours to Dick Holland. Shirley Hoyt hopes her quiet ways will rub off on to Ronnie Drayer. Hugh Frances hands his solid geometry book to Dick McGuire. Ronald Chesley gives his typing to his brother, Bud. Earl Griffith leaves his nice clothes to Larry Peard. Virginia Fisk leaves her job at Gates' to Jean Clerk. Alice Lapek leaves her basketball ability to Peggy Sue Alexander. Delmar Wright, somewhat brokenhearted, gives his curly hair to Ken Merkle. Ray Rhodes wills his hot rodding to Jim Turner. Harold Sexton gives his good marks to Richard Butler. Clyde Short Gladly gives his height to Frank Pollak. Felix Reichart playfully gives his trumpet to Art Allen. Alfred Clark leaves his car to his brother. Bob Whittaker hands his P. O. D. book to Dick Brown. Theron Earll wills his ability to laugh at jokes to Bill Whitaker. Jack Kamppi wills his athletic ability to Mervin Troyer. Dick Steadman gives his wrestling skill to Tough Shade. Donna Brown trusts her flirting eyes to Rae Maryott. Sally Turner willingly gives her place as most fickle girl to Ellen Rice. Carmine McGahen gives her art ability to her sister. Jane LeSuer gives her picture of Wayne to Mrs. Michel. Beth Magee gives her good marks to Bob Alfred. Betty Ryan wills her good looks to Judy Megat. Chuck Kuczaj gladly gives the marks he got in algebra to Bob Bennett. Helen Peck wills her way to argue about anything to Keith Williams. Al Wiggers wills his way of being a good Republican to Doug Barnes.

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Claw, ffwphecy, Our former Donna Brown is now married to the famous chain store executive, Bob Whittaker. They have just remodeled their new house. and Martha Hurlbert is doing their decorating. Incident- ly, Martha has just won another award, which makes one hundred, for her superior decorating. Delmar Wright has just married again. He married Virginia Mayo, the famous actress. It was his fifth marriage. We just witnessed a basketball game between the Vi's and the B's. The score was 77 to 76 in favor of the Vi's. Violet QGreyJ Sidman and Beth QMagee7 Rockwell raised their own teams! They each have seven boys. Hugh Francis' famous band f Get Blue with Hugh J, featuring the great clarinetist. Ronald Ches- ley, now has top billing in the Macomba. Hugh's wife. the former Pat Carniewski. is the singing star of the band. Felix Reichart, a truly great engineer is building a bridge over Grand Canyon. Not across it, but down it. While Felix works on the bridge, Mrs. Reichart, Alice Lapek to us, is vacationing in Palm Springs. Herbert Mosher, a commander in the Air Force. has just called David Allen for more farm pro- ducts. David now has farms all over the United States. His main secretary is his wife, the former Jean Chundrelek. Betty Ryan and Virginia Fisk are now running the top beauty shops in New York City. Their top business manager is Carmine McGahen. Betty Barnes and Jane Le Suer are now patching up Alfred Clark and Chuck Kuczaj. The boys were in a big battle with jets and ships, so we hear. Betty's and Jane's good friend, Sally Turner is now teaching school at Centerville. By the way, the girls are still waiting for those three boys from Centerville. Its only been 20 years. Maybe they aren't coming girls. Our big business tycoons, Clyde Short and AlWiggers are now in a partnership. Maryetta fAnder- sony Wiggers and Susan QErskinej Short are their private secretaries. We predict these four will go a long way in the business field. Mrs. Donald Taylor QShirley Hoytj has been voted mother of the year. Shirley now has an even dozen children. Margaret Kerr now has the largest library in the world. Margaret has written all the books. of course. Employed as the library receptionist is Margie Barber. Thereon Earll, the bubble gum tycoon, is takinga vacation in California. His secretary, Marjorie Cross, will take care of the business while he is gone. J and The Lover Kamppi and Virginia Harrison, those two great Hollywood stars, will appear in the great motion picture. A Street Car Named the Flyer . Raymond Lead Foot Rhodes is driving in the annual 500 mile classic at INDIANAPOLIS SPEED WAY on the Fourth of July. He is favored to win in a breeze. Earl Griffith designed the racer Pot Luck which Lead Foot will drive in the race. There is anew typing schoolinErie called The Happy Little Types . lt is run by Shirley Bicker- staff and Norma Campbell. Their biggest job is trying to teach Dot Harnak to type. Give up girls. Harold Sexton's new radio business is really making money. Harold was set up in business by the millionaire farmer Ken Sherman. Ken is the only farmer that milks cows while wearing a tuxedo. Erma Shontz is Ken's private secretary. Dick Steadman is the man who has taken Tarzan's place in the movies. He is known as TARZAN, THE APE MAN. Phyllis Cosilla is his business manager. Dick has been seen with that queen of burlesque, Sara The Shape Pfister.