Union City Area High School - Anvil Yearbook (Union City, PA)

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Hob Edwards has taken up the profession of 'wrestling under the name of Gorgeous George, with Dick Gray acting as his manager. i Lorraine Chundrlek has finally become Hollywood 's most famous actress. Her latest husband is the well known comedian, Terry McGahen. Betty Coe and Eleanor Parker are giving dancing lessons at Betty's home, nights after work. If you can't dance, why not learn how il ' Neil Alford is now married to the new owner of Chapin 's store, -lanet Soety. They have chosen Virginia Kosik as one of their models. Mario lianza, the great opera star, has been selected to play the leading role in John Gregor's latest opera, Mister Fire Bug. CIt4's a hot show.j Donna llordusky and Marian Gregory have opened a fashion shop for girls. They are located across from the high school and their prices fit your budget. Gordon Beale has taken over Mr. Jenkin's. job as :Principal of U. C. H. S. and has chosen Georgia Moody as his office girl. . u Irma Hall is no longer the hard working clerk at NVagman's store. She now owns her own clothing store. No, it's not Robert Hall 's. but Irma Hall's. Remember it's open from 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. ' The Union City HUpperplate edited by Bill Megat comes out 'every night. His star reporter, Janet Fisk, has just interviewed Bob Clough, who has step- ped into Alan Ladd 's place in the movies. Tom Kusiak and his helper, Harold Powell, run a large turkey farm. They guarantee prompt delivery. After five unsuccessful engagements, Virginia Whittaker has finally found her one and only. No other than our famous classmate, Walter Kosik, who has taken the place of the Great Jimmy Durante. After a whirlwind courtship of 20 years lloh Johnson and Juanita.1lartin have finally tied the knot. ' i ' f27J 'P

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Glam P Who's Who in '71 Have you seen the super duper pig farm out on lt. D. 2? lt is run by llubert Blystone and his hired man, Robert Kuezaj. ' Also located on Route 2 is a grara,frc called HIilll1ll1j S Kar Karef' Ennnett tears the cars apart while one of his best mechanics, June Ilrown, tries to put them back together. Dolores Beezub and Barbara Gregrory are now missionaries. Their latest assignment is converting the natives of South Africa. Donald Taylor is our new INCH truant ol'l'ieer. l-le enjoys punishing' the kids for his own mistakes. Cecil Miller now has his own hillbilly band called the Miller Moon- shiners. Doris Rhodes and Beverly XN'eilaclier run the fanious lionely llearts Club in New York City. Their best customer is no other than .lim Pratt. - tllaude Lupton is the owner oi' a new store in town. He calls it 'lliupto11's Ladies' Lingerie. His latest model is lflsther Williams. Mrs. Clair 1ICXVllll2'l1l1S Cformer Janet Mageel has just finished her long awaited basketball team, She is now the mother of five boys. Martin Tarbell is the new owner of the Tinies-Enterprise. lcle has Ronald Miller employed as his copy boy. Rose Shade and Jean Chapin are instructors of nurses at the John Hop- kins Hospital. They are working' under the supervision of Paul Harrison, the best doctor and surgeon in the state. A surprise wedding took place on June 4th, when Lewis Hellyer of Helly- eris Hardware Store took l1is private secretary. Fonnie Kowalski, as his bride, HO Promise Me and other well known selections were sung by Jimmy Cosilla. He. caused quite a disturbance when he forgot the words to one of the songs and started singing Show Ile the NYay to Go Homefi Ernest Anderson and Neylon Barthohue are now on their way to Alaska to sell refrigerators. Dorothy Middleton has taken the place of our former librarian, Miss Monroe, and Ted l.eSuer has volunteered to be her assistant. 1263

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fafaeet By the time you swear youlre his Shivering and sighing, And he says his passion is Heavenly, undying: Lady, make a note of this, One of you is lying. ooo Miss Smiley: Take this sentence. Let the cow be taken to the pasture! NYliat mood? Paul Harrison: The cow. ooo Janet Fisk: Don't you like my voice? Cerutti: Janet, I have played on the black keys, and I have played on the white keys-but you sing in the cracks. Rose: I was reading a book today called The Most Important De- mand of the American People. Jim Cosilla: Gee whiz, where did they get my name? Mr. Kimmy: Son I never kissed a girl until I met your mother, will you be able to say the same to your son? Emmett: Sure. but not with such a straight face. ooo Mac: Come. come. give me the answer, please. 1 Dick Gray: I can't say it but it.'s on the tip of my tongue. Jim Pratt: For goodness sakes, don 't swallow it, it's arsenic! ooo Mrs. Baldwin: State the number of t.ons of coal shipped out of the U. S. in any given year. Janet Magee: 1492-none. C28 Miss Smiley: Cecil, this essay on My Mother is the same as Ron- ald's. Cecil: Well, why shouldnit it be? We have the same mother. ego Mac: Xhlhat is the most outstand- ing thing which Chemistry has giv- en to the world? Sonny Thorne: lilondes. ooo The young man sncaked up be- hind her, covered her eyes with his hands, and announced: I'm going to kiss you if you can 't tell who this is in three guesses. June Brown: George Washing- ton, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham l incoln. ooo Ginny Whittaker: ,I ve been ask- ed to get married plenty of times. Bob Kuczaj Vilho asked you? Ginny: My mother. ooo John: So you taught your wife- how to play poker? Tom: Yes, it was a swell idea! Last night I won back nearly all of my salary. Qoq Speaker: A bride wears white as a symbol of happiness, for her wed- ding day is the most joyful day of her life. Joker: And why do men wear black? Mr. Martin: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 o 'clock in the morning? Bob Johnson: Well sir, I have to be at work at 7.