Union City Area High School - Anvil Yearbook (Union City, PA)

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Glam P Who's Who in '71 Have you seen the super duper pig farm out on lt. D. 2? lt is run by llubert Blystone and his hired man, Robert Kuezaj. ' Also located on Route 2 is a grara,frc called HIilll1ll1j S Kar Karef' Ennnett tears the cars apart while one of his best mechanics, June Ilrown, tries to put them back together. Dolores Beezub and Barbara Gregrory are now missionaries. Their latest assignment is converting the natives of South Africa. Donald Taylor is our new INCH truant ol'l'ieer. l-le enjoys punishing' the kids for his own mistakes. Cecil Miller now has his own hillbilly band called the Miller Moon- shiners. Doris Rhodes and Beverly XN'eilaclier run the fanious lionely llearts Club in New York City. Their best customer is no other than .lim Pratt. - tllaude Lupton is the owner oi' a new store in town. He calls it 'lliupto11's Ladies' Lingerie. His latest model is lflsther Williams. Mrs. Clair 1ICXVllll2'l1l1S Cformer Janet Mageel has just finished her long awaited basketball team, She is now the mother of five boys. Martin Tarbell is the new owner of the Tinies-Enterprise. lcle has Ronald Miller employed as his copy boy. Rose Shade and Jean Chapin are instructors of nurses at the John Hop- kins Hospital. They are working' under the supervision of Paul Harrison, the best doctor and surgeon in the state. A surprise wedding took place on June 4th, when Lewis Hellyer of Helly- eris Hardware Store took l1is private secretary. Fonnie Kowalski, as his bride, HO Promise Me and other well known selections were sung by Jimmy Cosilla. He. caused quite a disturbance when he forgot the words to one of the songs and started singing Show Ile the NYay to Go Homefi Ernest Anderson and Neylon Barthohue are now on their way to Alaska to sell refrigerators. Dorothy Middleton has taken the place of our former librarian, Miss Monroe, and Ted l.eSuer has volunteered to be her assistant. 1263

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Glau Wd! Constance Kowalski donates her eating ability to Alice Shreve. Virginia Kozik wills her seat on the school bus to anyone who wants it. Walter Kozik wills his F. F. A. activities to Harold Butler. Robert Knezaj leaves his football ability to Eddie Courtriglit. - Thomas Kusiak wills his snazzy sweaters to some clothes conscious Junior. lflmmett Kimmy leaves his quiet ways to anyone who wants them. Ted l.eSner leaves his girls to Donald Venard. Claude linpton leaves his short hair to Vharles Mosher. Janet Magee wills her baton to Joyce Combs. Juanita Martin leaves her place as one-man woman to Nancy Long. Terrance MeGahen leaves his study hall naps to Midge Sedmina. Bill Megzat leaves his Ford coupe to Frank Haskins. Dorothy Middleton wills her English book to any Junior needing a tutor. Ronald Miller, and Cecil Miller leave their place in the Senior Class to the Venard twins. Georgia Moody wills ller charming personality to Janet Vanderpool. Eleanor Parker wills her skates to Mary liavor- llarold Powell wills his hunting ability to Tommy liayden. James Pratt leaves his height to Gerald mn-fi. Doris Rhodes bequeaths her red hair to Loretta Kozy. Rose Shade leaves her loud socks to Alice Campbell. Janet Soety wills her beautiful blue eyes to some poor brown eyed Junior. Donald Taylor leaves his job at the Palace to anyone that wants it. Martin Tarbell bestows his ability to allure wonien to Sunny Thorne. Beverly NVeilacher leaves her Monday morning excuses to anyone who can get away with them. Virginia Vlihitaker leaves her job down at the Jewel Box to Janet Martin. I 25 7

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Hob Edwards has taken up the profession of 'wrestling under the name of Gorgeous George, with Dick Gray acting as his manager. i Lorraine Chundrlek has finally become Hollywood 's most famous actress. Her latest husband is the well known comedian, Terry McGahen. Betty Coe and Eleanor Parker are giving dancing lessons at Betty's home, nights after work. If you can't dance, why not learn how il ' Neil Alford is now married to the new owner of Chapin 's store, -lanet Soety. They have chosen Virginia Kosik as one of their models. Mario lianza, the great opera star, has been selected to play the leading role in John Gregor's latest opera, Mister Fire Bug. CIt4's a hot show.j Donna llordusky and Marian Gregory have opened a fashion shop for girls. They are located across from the high school and their prices fit your budget. Gordon Beale has taken over Mr. Jenkin's. job as :Principal of U. C. H. S. and has chosen Georgia Moody as his office girl. . u Irma Hall is no longer the hard working clerk at NVagman's store. She now owns her own clothing store. No, it's not Robert Hall 's. but Irma Hall's. Remember it's open from 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. ' The Union City HUpperplate edited by Bill Megat comes out 'every night. His star reporter, Janet Fisk, has just interviewed Bob Clough, who has step- ped into Alan Ladd 's place in the movies. Tom Kusiak and his helper, Harold Powell, run a large turkey farm. They guarantee prompt delivery. After five unsuccessful engagements, Virginia Whittaker has finally found her one and only. No other than our famous classmate, Walter Kosik, who has taken the place of the Great Jimmy Durante. After a whirlwind courtship of 20 years lloh Johnson and Juanita.1lartin have finally tied the knot. ' i ' f27J 'P