Union City Area High School - Anvil Yearbook (Union City, PA)

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.5-J ' -: A .ft .wk THE ANVIL 'YQ r +524 ,X J - -f . s I ug. 3 ll U f... W HEARD THESE? Caller lito little daughter of the housej: l'll give you a nickel for a kiss. Bright Kid: 'fNo, thanks. l can make more by taking castor oil. l 'I' 'I' 'I' Mother, mother, turn the hose on mef' said Johnny as his mother put his stocking on wrong side out. 'I' 'I' 'I' She: Every time you see a pretty girl you forget you're married. He: Yon're wrong. That's just when l think of it. 'I' 'I' 'I' l don't see how the girls of today get along with so little underwearfl That's all they're wearing. XYhat they need is a dress to go with it.', , 'I' 'I' 'I' Farmer's XYife: You should go to work. Don't you know that laziness kills people? Tramp: Oh, wat a swell way to die, lady. 'I' 'I' 'I' Scene in a Chinese Restaurant: She: Oh, goody, we're going' to chop suey. get He: l thought 1 smelled a rat. 'I' 'I' 'I' Here's a motion before the house, said a man in the bald-headed row as the actress shimmied. XYhat's the matter? You look all knocked to pieceslv An Osteopath owed me forty dol- lars and l let him take it out in trade +C Jyv YU 'I' 'I' 'I' Hey. roomfmate. where are my golf socks F Golf socks ? Yeh-those with eighteen holes. 'I' 'I' 'I' Holy Smoke! bellowed the min- ister as his ehurch burned. 'fAs we go to press, said the lidi- tor, ironing his trousers. 'I' 'I' 'I' The merchant who put up a sign reading, 'fDon't go elsewhere to be cheated-try us, is probably the lirst cousin to the dealer who advertised, lDon't kill your wife: get one of our washing machines to do the dirty work. A These two can't argue with the dairyman who advertises like this: Try our milk! Cream ain't in itf' 'I' 'I' 'I' Barber One: NN'ho nex'? Barber Two: That young lady in the middle. K. France: You brute. l do not. 'I' 'I' 'I' To Rod C.: 'TX good driver? Say when his ear and the road meet, it's a coincidence. 'I' 'I' 'I' One: Have vou heard the install- 'I' 'I' 'I' ,, ' . ment plan songr Love and Kodak the same fate en- Two: NYhat is it? VCIOP, One: ln my, Oh, How I owe, U For both in a dark room seem but HUWC- SIS7 to develop. Two: 'Pun my word! il . U e 9 f .Tim Page thirty-two

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-is . M . .gif K 1' Il 441' fr- -9 i' A 'izflw' ' rf 0 :ff W ' - 3 J' T. fb President ....,.AA,, .,,,.. ..,, P 2 lul Lyons Vice-President ,,,.. ,,,,, 3 larjorie Yochim Secretary .,.., ..... F rederick Kelly Treasurer .... ,,,.... lX 'lerle Sexton Historian ,,.. ,,,,,, X ieona ,-Xnderson A large number of raw recruits entered the portals of U. C. H. S. on a September morning in 1925 to begin a four year period of training. Donald Burdick, as commander-in-chief. led us Victoriously through a skirmish with the upper classinen, who ignominiously failed to capture the provender at our wiener roast as their spoils of war. ln our second term we were goaded on by our battle cry, On to Wiash- ington, into making well organized attacks to earn money. This year we helped to keep up the morale of our troops by giving dances, entertainments, and the play, XYatch Your Step. XYilton.l' Our scholastic and athletic prowess was youched for by the large number we had on our Honor Roll and by the fact that the boys in our own legion won the Inter- class Basketball Championship -Cup as their Croix de guerre. 0 il. i 0 dll 'C Q' . fin - .gg Page thirty-one

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