University of California Los Angeles - Bruin Life / Southern Campus Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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vy PRESCRIPTION y Fred Detmbrs OPTICIAN 3545 BRo DWfly Oculist Prestripfions a Spcciallv ' LOS ANGELES, CAL. ' ' In sloyd room : Miss L — Which way of the (2:oods do you cut this? In sloyd : Miss Cobb — How can I make a square olc in this board? Miss Morrison — Can ' t you bore one in it? How did it liappcn that Mr. I5eezeniyer lent a i ' d ' V pencil with Lela Gucfsf ' s name on it ? Miss Elliot: Tell me about Wallace, Miss Kane? Miss Kane: Do you mean the fish story? Miss Seaman: Explain the illusion to Abram ' s ram? Miss Osborn : The clouds parted and the ram descended. Miss Elliot: What Teutonic races settled in England? Mr. Howland : The Franciscans. Miss Seaman: Where is the scene laid? Miss Kane: In the moonlight. (Was she dreaming?) ti7 ' i ' T O material, so superb in design, so absolutely correct If Good Shoes You -wish, there is no foot%ear so rich in s Cummings shoes. €Moreo ' ver, at high or lo w prices our footnvear is sold at a legitimate profit . You never pay for style alone, you always receive full value at all prices. Our cKon-Crack T rfissing preserves as ' well as beautifies the shoes. W, E. CUMMINGS. Cor. fourth and BROADVVAV

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m i i if m i I m m Knabe Pianos The fruition of over three score and ten years of intelligently persistent, carefully directed effort— r £ KNABE OF TO-DAY A thousand and one details of piano perfec- tion embodied in one harmonious whole. m Pacific Music Company Phone Main 833 437-39 S. Broadway Los Angeles, Cal »9 js : i mm m mmmmmm mm m