Turlock High School - Alert Yearbook (Turlock, CA)
- Class of 1917
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Vol. XII Turlock, June, I9I 7 No. I
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th vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Powlr that hath made and preserved us a
Then conquer We must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust!"
And the star-Spangled banner in triumph shall Wave .
0'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
nation !
In
Dedicatory Notice
A ppreetation
of his earnest eiforts to further the
interests of this schsoolg
In Respect
for his justice, ability, and steadfast
ness in the course he believes to he
rightg
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for his sympathy and support at all
timesg
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of those high ideals which he has for-
ever implanted in our lives in four
short yearsg
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This year we may congratulate ourselves upon having an excel-
lent faculty. It is the biggest and the best in the history of the
Turlock High School and, we think, in the state itself. All of the
teachers of last year are with us again with the exception of Mr.
Paul B. Taylor and Miss Doris Spencer. Several additions have
been made to the teaching force of last year. Miss Mable Barnard
takes Mr. Taylor's place in the music department. Miss Learned
is the new science teacher. Miss Plummer and Miss Ricketts teach
freshman subjects and Miss Reed has the destinies of the mid-year
freshmen in her hands. The latest addition is Miss Squire, who
takes Miss Mann 's place in the domestic science department for the
last two months of school.
We think we are fortunate to have such a faculty, because no
matter how Willing We are to work or how Well equipped the school
is, We can make no progress unless We have the proper kind of
teachers and we feel that those who are now With us are well pre-
pared for their Work and have our best interests at heart.
Those who have been with us for some years are as Well liked
as ever, and those who have come in this year are no less popular.
We think that our faculty is the best that could be found, and we
earnestly hope they will be with us next year.
A. M. K. '17.
Seven
Faculty
VV. E. PIESTER,
Principal - American History,
Algebra.
M. K. MARTIN,
Vice-Principal, Head of Lan-
guage-Latin, German.
ALICE HICKEY,
Head of English-English. De-
bating.
EDA LONG,
English.
HELEN COLEMAN,
Head of Mathematics-Matheh
matics.
EDNA PLUMMER,
Algebra, Latin.
H AZEL K. REED,
English, Algebra.
GEORGE H. LEARNED,
Head of Science-Science.
LEROY NIOHOLS,
Head of History - History,
Economics, Biology, Athletics.
LAURA RICKETTS,
Ancient History, English, Phy-
sical Education, Girls' Athletics
B. E. PORTER,
Agriculture, Manual Training.
GLADYS MANN,
Head of Domestic Science--
Domestic Science, Physical Cul-
ture.
JOSEPHINE SQUIRE,
Domestic Science.
MARY B. GRANT,
Commercial.
MABEL BARNARD,
Music, Drawing.
Eight
E IORS
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Commencement l9l 7
HAROLD MCMURRY '17
When looking o'er the last four fleeting years
There comes our lasting fellowship to mind
And as the time for parting comes, we find
An aching twinge, for memory endears. A
Associations loved now start sad tears, '
Fraternity with classmates, teachers kind,
All this a moment is, then left behind,
And from our lives this sweet joy disappears.
The greatest gladness swiftest speeds away
And well it is, for honey eaten much
Soon satiates and by its sweetness sickens,
But quick-removed joy in some afterday,
By magnifying Mern'ry's magic touch,
Is rendered perfect and the whole life quickens.
Senior Report i
Seniors! We speak for ourselves! Under the red and black,
we have traveled through four joyous years with the best principal,
the best faculty, the finest girls, the manliest boys, the jolliest dis-
positions, the most enjoyable times, and the most excellent records
of any class which has ever been graduated from Turlock High.
You can tell that we are excedingly popular, because six members
of our class have left school to embark upon the sea of matrimony,
and from all evidence, one more is about to do so. Notwithstand-
ing this fact, this is the largest class which has ever been graduated
from the Turlock Union High School. We entered as freshmen
with an enrollment of sixty-five. Instead of taking our ducking, as
most freshmen do, we drowned the upper classmen, and, since
that time we have been the most important beings in school. Being
too green to burn, we passed safely through Hades at our freshmen
reception, and later in the year, we braved the spooks in the ceme-
tery when we had our first party. Then, lo and behold! we were
sophomores! Happy and light-hearted we journeyed through that
year, ducking the freshies, taking an active part in all school activi-
ties, enjoying social events, and trying to run the school in general.
Another year rolled around, and the class which had the fewest
fContinued on Page Twenty-three!
T e n
RALPH AYRES MARTIN
Ayres has. as yet, not expressed
himself as to his likely partlvipation
in school activities at any early date.
His seeming chief
invlinations: Musioalg
His adjudged dislikes: Latin,
German, and "Good Night, Ladies."
ALBIA HULTBURG
Chorus '1-lg Girls' Glee '14.
ROBERT SUTHERLAND
Boys' Glee '17.
HELEN HOHENTHAL
Girls' Glee '14.
ANNA M. KLINE
Chorus '16g Girls' Glee '16:
Dramatics '16: Tennis '17g
Alert Staff '17.
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STACY BACON
Dramatics '17.
MILTON OLSON
Boys' Glee '14, '15, Orchestra '16, '17
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GLADYS MERNIAN
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ALVIN PIERSON
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WILMA SCHENDEL
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MYRL PATTERSON
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CLIFFORD GOODRICH
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ALICE CHAPPELL
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MILDRED CARLSON
WAYNE BONER
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Girls' Glee '15, '16, '17, Chorus
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ANNIE ERICKSON
CARL JOHNSON
Chorus '14, '15, '173 Boys' Glee
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Sem-r., 'l'r9as. Ilelmting Club '1T:
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VALERIE SWENSON
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red marks changed its name to that of junior. That year we were
in more activities than ever. Every one acknowledged that the
junior class was the best in school. During that year Miss Long
and Mr. Martin were given to us as class advisers, and they proved
to be such excellent helpers that we besought Mr. Hester to let us
retain them. We tried some new stunts that year. One was a
moonlight picnic, on which the mudhole played an important part.
Another new stunt was that of giving a picture to the school.
At last the crowning moment came and we were seniors. Dur-
ing this year we have had a number of delightful social functions.
Some of the especially enjoyable events were the reception given
by the juniors, the evening at Mr. and Mrs. W. Fl. Hester's home.
the banquet given by our parents, our party at Anna Margaret
Kline's home, our moonlight picnics, the parties at the homes of
Wilma and Leona Schendel and Augusta flarquist-in fact, they
were all especially enjoyable. Mr. Martin 's "Good Night, Ladies"
will never be forgotten by the seniors. One of the best times we
have ever had was the afternoon we spent with Ralph Ayres Mar-
tin. He is such a delightful entertainer that we shall not soon for
get it, and the young men will always linger in our memories as the
handsomest fellow we know.
Another one of our undertakings for this year was the giving
of the " Follies of l9l7." The whole class took part in this enterg
tainrnent. This was a new idea for the school, but as we are such
a talented class, it was quite easy for us to make the "Follies of
1917" a very pleasing event.
lVe have a number of distinguished people in our class. Har-
old McMurry has won two state and two National prizes for writing
essays. There were three seniors on the debating team, four on
the tennis teams, two in the annual play, five on the basketball
tam, seven in the double quartet, three on the baseball team, and
five on the track team. The most wonderful thing of all is that we
are not a bit conceited because of our successes, although the jun
iors think we are. We are graduating with an enrollment of forty-
three-the largest class in the history of our high.
Now, although we don 't know what the school will do without
us, we must bid farewell to Mr. Hester, to our excellent faculty. to
our classmates, to the members ofthe lower classes, and to our dear
old alma mater. May all members of the Turlock High School
have a happy, successful life is the wish of the class of 1917-the
best class ever! ALICE CHAPPELL '17.
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Juniors! Rah! Rah! Rah! Juniors.
The total enrollment of the junior class at the beginning of the
school year was fifty, the present enrollment is thirty-two.
One of the iirst things the juniors did this term was to elect
the following officers:
Ralph McVey ....... ................. P resident
Bessie Berlin ....... ........... V ice President
Paul Nystrom ....... .............. S ecretary
Edgar Kingery ....... ............. T reasurer '
Sybil Anderson ................................................ Class Reporter
The juniors began their social function by giving a party in
Unity Hall in honor of the class advisors, who are Miss Grant, Miss
Barnard, and Mr. Learned. On January 26, the junior girls gave
a scrumptious supper for the special benefit of the junior boys.
This occasion was a vastlyimportant one, especially for the girls,
and all the juniors were glad that the enterprise was so very suc-
cessful. Another occasion, which was of great importance for the
juniors, was the party for the seniors on Friday, April 13, at the
home of Bessie Berlin. All, who were present, reported that they
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had a most enjoyable time. Of course we shall have a class picnic
or two before the school year ends.
But the juniors have done some other things this year than
entertain. It was the junior class which won in the inter-class
track meet. And there are several juniors among those who have
been and now are training for other track meets. There are also
juniors who play tennis. Of course there are juniors on the basket-
ball teams-on the boys' first, boys' midget, and the girls' teams.
Edgar Kingery, a junior, is pitcher for the baseball team and
Myron Bothun, another junior, is also one of the baseball players.
There are juniors in all the musical organizations-orchestra,
chorus, and all the rest.
And can the juniors debate? Well, I guess. Think of all the
debates that have been given in the junior English classes. Every
member of the junior English classes has debated at least once dur-
ing the year, and two teams chosen, one from each junior English
class, debated against each other before the Debating Society and
presented one of the best programs that society has enjoyed this
year. Two of the five debaters representing Turlock Iligh School
in the State League debates are juniors.
In the school plav, t'Mr. Bob," Paul Nystrom starred as .len-
kins and Jennie Dahlin as Patty.
When we had a parade to show the people of the community
how badly we needed a new high school, the juniors worked harder
than any other class and had the most clever float.
The juniors presented a very beautiful picture to the school.
and on the occasion of the presentation gave an interesting pro-
gram to the assembled student body.
We are to have an honor roll this year of the students who have
received the highest grades for the year. Observe how many jun-
iors there are among the honor students.
Now I ask: -X
"What's the matter with the juniors?"
If you are not yet convinced that they are all right, just look
through the Alert to see what they have done and then stop to think
about it.
I should not be at all surprised if members of the class of '18
became great doctors, lawyers, statesmen, teachers, and even poets.
At any rate we all mean to be good and useful American citizens.
A whole is made of its parts and the class of '18 is one of the
most necessary parts of Turlock High. Next year the members of
the class of '18 will be seniors, and those who wear the gold and
white will then be a still more necessary part of dear Turlock High.
S. G. A. '18,
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Sophomore Report
The sophomore class re-entered school with a membership of
seventy. Of course we feel that we have the best class in school,
also that we have the best class advisers. They are Miss Coleman.,
Miss Mann and Mr. Porter. Besides giving us help and encourage-
ment, they are the best chaperons any class ever had.
We have found some thistles along our usually sunny and care-
free path. One of these tiny thistlettes of disturbances floated
down into our midst about Christmas time in the dainty form of
very expensive class emblems. But here, again, the sophomores
showed their superior knowledge and exiled little thislette, not
wishing any of her disturbing faimly to settle in peaceful T. H. S.
Our social events have not been the least of our achievements.
Our first great pleasure was a very enjoyable party held at Mon
tana Delbon's lovely home. At this party the boys were the guests
of the girls. One boy, who, to our loss. has left us, remarked that
it was the most enjoyable party he had ever attended. He added
that the girls kept something interesting going all the time. Yes,
that's the way sophomores do everything. The boys gave the girls
a return party at Unity llall. It was indeed an evening to be re-
membered, and we all agreed that the boys were certainly masters
of the art of entertaining.
Every activity of school life has its representation of sopho-
mores. The operetta, given by the music department, showed a
large number of sophomores, some of whom did good solo work.
Two of our prominent members are Very accomplished pianists
of our school. Also we have a goodly representation in the orches-
tra. As our influence is felt in the musical activities of our school.
so it is felt, equally strong, on the athletic field. Wlio doesn't know
that a swift game is assured when Clharles Hultberg appears on the
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court? Montana Delbon, a sophomore, is manager of the Girls
Basket Ball Team, and she is ably supported by her classmates,
who play second to no members of the school. No class upheld
the school banner as did the sophomores in the parade for bonds.
Yes, "pep," is the word for the entire sophomore class.
We found that our president, Roland Hook, and Secretary,
Montana Delbon, who served us in our freshman year, too good to
lose and re-elected them. A few months before the close of school.
however, our president found it necessary to resign. This we re-
gretted very much, but all our eiforts could not dissuade him from
the course he had taken. We very much regretted losing his able
leadership. Elmer Hanson was elected to act in his place for the
remaining months of the school year. The officers are now:
Elmer M. Hanson ......... ................. P resident
Vena J arvis .... .......... ........ V i ce President
Violet Olson ........... ............. T reasurer
Montana Delbon ...... ....... ....... .......... S e c retary
Ruth Stewart .............................................................. Reporter
We are proud members of T. H. S. and just ask them what they
think of us. You'll hear them say-
"Good, better, best
So homores, es, ves Ves!"
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Freshman Report
, On the eleventh of September a bright crowd of freshmen.
totaling one hundred twenty-five, entered Turlock High and settled
down to their studies. Although handicapped by being unfamiliar
with high customs, and by seeing many strange faces around us,
we started out in earnest. Soon our dim eyes opened, and we be-
held ourselves in the whirl of school activities.
On Wednesday, September the twenty-eighth we organized our
class under the supervision of our devoted class advisers, Miss
Hickey, Miss Plummer, Miss Ricketts and Mr. Nichols, and elected
officers to preside during the term as follows:
James Howard ................ ..........,..........,................... P resident
Adolph Piedmont .,...... .................,.... V ice-President
Mary Britton ........,. ....... S ecretary and Treasurer
Walter Cheney ...... ..................... C lass Reporter
Leland Uurtice ....,...........,..,...................... Sargeant-at-Arms
According to the well-known high school custom, we were
ducked, and ducked properlyg but when the first onslaught was
over, the upper-classmen certainly had to admit that we were
equally as skillful in administering the H 2 0.
About a month after our entry into school, we made our first
appearance in the social world when we were tendered a reception
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in the gymnasium by the upper-classmen. In December we held a
class party in Unity Hall. This was a decided success. As our
third social event, we served the incoming January freshmen a
luncheon on the school campus. This is the first time an enter-
tainment of this kind has been given, and it was so heartily enjoyed
that many expressed the hope that it become the custom to welcome
the mid-year freshmen in this fashion. So far these have been our
only social activities, but before the term is out there will be a pic-
nic or two.
Do not judge us as bashful, timid "freshies," for there are
freshmen to be found in every school activity. There are freshmen
in the Boys' Gleeg freshmen in the Girls' Gleeg and freshmen in
both Chorus and Orchestra. Also, in several of our members we
have accomplished pianists, who play at school events.
We have reason to feel proud of our part in athletics. On the
Girls' Basketball Team we are represented bv three players, and
two substitutes. In the Boys' Basket ball we were less fortunate.,
but are represented on the second team. In the high school inter-
class track meet we obtained third position. defeating the sopho-
mores bv a considerable marging and in the California Inter-
scholastic Trackmeet, held at Modesto on April the seventh, it was
the freshmen who were responsible for the greater part of Tur-
lock's points. In baseball two of our members have won their T's.
It was also the freshmen who won the two dollar prize offered
to the class selling the most Lyceum tickets. A nd again it was the
freshmen who worked the hardest to carry the new high school
bonds.
In debating we have an excellent record. Five of our members
entered the try-outs, and three of them received positions on the
second team.
In addition to these honors we have the honor of having our
president the yell-leader of the school. What more can we ask?
However, the time has now come when our school year is slow-
ly drawing to a clase, and we, who wear the colors of purple and
white, are passing to sophomores, having lived up to our motto,
Carpe diem-Seize the opportunity.
W. C. '20.
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Nliclyear Freshman Class
Total enrollment 28g present enrollment 255 Class Officers:
Earl Varner ....,..............,.... .... .... . . . ...............,... President
Lee Maxim .,,,........ .......... V ice President
Goodwin Shaffer ..... ................ S ecretary
Margaret Shields ........ .................. T reasurer
Darr Alkire ,....,..,,...................................... Sargeant-at-Arms
Maud Wilson ..,................................................. Class Reporter
VVe started on our high school career January twenty-ninth.
We will admit We felt very conceited, but the feeling soon changed
to one of deepest distress. We were green-yes, very green, but
of course that did not last forever. Our boys received the custom-
ary number of "tubbings" and were forced to admit that upper-
classmen are quite handy with a hose.
We received a novel reception from the A freshmen class. in
the form of a lawn party. Dainty refreshments both "good" and
"plentiful" were served, which were enjoyed hugely by both the
class and the faculty.
As time Went on, we at last gained confidence enough to broaeh
the subject of a party. It Was received enthusiastically and a
charming party was held at the home of our President, Earl Var,-
ner. The rooms were artistically decorated in the class colors,
blue and white. Merry games were played, dainty refreshments
were served and everybody declared he had had a good time.
All in all, We have had a very successful beginning to our high
school career. M. W. '20.
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The following' students have completed at least four subjects
with an average grade of 90 or above, during the school year:
Alquist, Dorothy
Anderson, Leonne
Anderson, Sibyl
Barricklow, Lula
Chappell, Alice
Uonverse, Howard
flrowell, Ella -
Dahlin, Jennie -
Dellnon, Montana
Gilliland, Leota
Gooch, Verna -
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Kingery, Hilda
Mc-Murrv, Harold
Nvstrom, Paul
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Patterson, Mvrl 'L
Risell, Frances
Schendel, Wilma
Stewart, Ruth -
Swenson, Valerie
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A Lullaby
WELLS I-IIVELY '20,
Cotton trees a-growin',
In the shadder of the mill-
Twinkly stars a shinin'
An' a sighin' Whip-or-Will.
Crickets chirpin' softly
A singin' by the lerick,
Manny's little baby,
Under covers soft and thick.
Big gold moon arises,
An' the shadders ereetin' roun'
Big coyote hoWlin',
With a strange and shivery soun'
Manny Watches baby-
While she croons a. sleepy tune,
"Thank you God," she Whispers,
" For my little coal black 'coon !"
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A Wint-er's Tale
ERNA SCHATTENBEBG '17
It was bitterly cold, and the snow was commencing to fall.
The 'train whistled as it approached a long curve in the course of
which the Garnon River must be crossed. The stream was now
at the height of its beauty. It was frozen over except for the nar-
row strip down the middle, where the water surged and boiled
as if in resistance to its fetters. The ice was as clear as glass with
a deepening touch of green. Black sticks of brush overhung the
river, some of the tips being fastened Hrmly in the ice. The bank,
lined with birch trees devoid of leaves, was lightly coated with
snow.
As the train rumbled across the bridge, Engineer Bradley,
with his hand on the throttle, glanced out of the window.
Suddenly his heart gave a terrihc bound. Did he see right?
What was that half' buried in the middle of the stream? It was a
child's face gazing fixed and glassy from the frozen surface. It
was so near the opening that the dress was floating and struggling
in the current in an effort to tear away. Ah! yes, there was a
house several rods distant. Some poor child had wandered away
from the warm hearth!
He closed the throttle quickly, applied the brakes, and soon
brought the train to a standstill. Then, bounding out of the cab.
without a word of explanation to his fireman, he ran back to the
bridge, down the river bank, and out onto the ice. As he ran past
the coaches, the passengers threw up the windows, and thrust out
their heads inquiringly. One fat red-faced woman called, "Have
we had a wreck?" and then without waiting for a reply, began to
scream "Help! Help!" The other passengers rushed first to one
side of the car, then to the other. They soon sensed the cause of
the commotion, and the men hastened out of the cars to lend their
a.ssistance. ,The fussy stout woman sank exhaustedly into the
upholstered seat, swaying from side to side, groaning. Mothers
reached for their children and drew them on their laps. Others
turned their faces to avoid the sad scene. One tender-hearted
lady murmurd, "A little child frozen to death in the ice! How
dreadful!"
Outside, several men rushed madly upon the ice, but Bradley,
accustomed to command, shouted, "Back!" and they obeyed.
He grasped one man 's hand, and they formed a human chain,
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lest the ice should break, for the current was swift and the danger
was great. He slowly and cautiously approached the body, and
when he reached it, he seized the hair and lifted. To his dismay,
the hair gave way before the relentless ice. A cry of horror broke
from the passengers.
An instant and the fat man on the end received a blow which
sent him staggering backward, and released his hold. Bradley
had quickly loosened the body and thrown it with force on shore.
for he felt himself slipping and too late heard the sound of crack-
ing ice. He broke through, and struggled fiercely in the water
for a few minutes, but soon seized the coat which one of the men
had the presence of mind to reach out to him. While some of the
men hastened to find a change of clothing, for Bradley's clothes
were literally freezing upon him, the others turned their attention
to the corpse.
They found at their feet a little girl, who stood cuddling close
to her the wet body which was almost as big as herself. "I'm-
I'm so glad you saved my dolly, and that she isn't dead!" she said
simply and then fled toward the home screaming the good news.
A True lnciclent ln an Armenian Pastors Life
ARAXIE VARTANIAN '17
Many strange things happen to people everywhere, and nar
row escapes from death are not so uncommon as one might think,
but few adventures are so startling as those which are experienced
in the mountains and vallevs of Armenia. During the recital of
these tales, my heart has burned with indignation at the injustice
inflicted upon a noble people by their ignorant and tyrannical
rulers. I recently heard such a story, which I shall endeavor to
repeat as it was told to me.
About twenty years ago, a young Armenian minister and his
family, moved to the city of E-where he was to take the pastorate
of one of the churches. His coming was hailed with joy, and
many receptions were held in his honor. In return, he invited his
parishoners to his home on a special occasion. While merry-
making was at its height, some one, peering out of the window.
whispered "Government officials l"
The sight of these officers seldom fails to fill the people with
fear and apprehension, for their appearance bodes no good.
Upon the slightest provocation, or merely when the whim seizes
them, they search people's houses for 'firearms or treasonable
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papers. They search especially the homes of people suspected
of belonging to the secret society of Jahnfidons or Revolutionists,
and those of priests, pastors, schoolmasters, and other educated
people, for it is feared that these inliuential folk may stir up re-
bellion among the common people.
On this occasion, merry making suddenly ceased, and the
guests hastily departed. The search began at once, and the pas-
tor and his wife were forced to stand by while the rude olilicers
went through their belongings. All books and papers were thrust
into sacks, the sacks sewed up, and the government seal put upon
them. The books were of many kinds, Bibles, theological studies.
books in Armenian, English, French, Russian and Turkish. The
letters, which were also in many languages, were either friendly,
or strictly business letters from people all over the world. But
these perfectly harmless letters were suspected of being from
allies in Russia, England, and France, who were plotting for the
downfall of the Turkish Empire, and the books-well, who knew
how dangerous was the man who had so many books!
Besides the books and papers, there was a large medicine
chest, which was handled with great care, for surely, the contents
of all those numerous bottles and boxes must be used for making
the bombs and other explosives. Truly, here was a most danger-
ous man!
When the pastor had come to this city, he had found in the
house he was to occupy, a tiny bottle of invisible ink. He had
put it in his medicine chest, and promptly forgotton all about it.
He remembered it now when he saw the officers seize and seal the
chest, but it was too late.
The medicine case was handed over to three physicians, who
examined its contents very carefully. One of them, a friend of
the pastor's family, was much surprised at finding the ink. He
went to see the pastor, and said,
"If you had told me that that ink was in the chest, I could
have hidden it with no trouble at all. It is too late now, and all
I can do is to delay the report as long as possible, to give you a
chance to plan what to say in your defense."
The next day, some gendarmes appeared at the house, and
asked the Honorable Eliiiendi to accompany tl1en1. Every one
knew what it meant. He was going to prison! It might be years
before he would be released, if he was fortunate enough to he re-
leased at all. Men who had been thrown into prison on the most
trivial charges, said that the chances were against him.
His wife bravely bade him good-bye, but beneath her calm
exterior, her heart was breaking. She tried to be cheerful, saying
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that she was sure he would come back soon. Not until all had
gone, did she give way to her tears.
She knew he would not be properly fed in prison, and three
times a day she prepared his meals and sent them to him.
Not only must she send enough for him, but also plenty for his
guards, for they were like so many animals, and had to be bribed,
so to speak, with food, to treat the pastor well. She also knew
that if she sent enough for only one man, the guards would help
themselves, and her husband would go hungry. He was not put
into a cell, but into a fairly large room with two or three guards.
The trial had not begun, for the doctor was delaying his report, as
he had promised.
One day, while the prisoner was sitting on a divan, one of
the guards was not far away, playing with his gun. After a
while, the prisoner lay down, and at that moment, the gun was dis-
charged, and a bullet entered the wall above him. Had not kind
Providence prompted him to lie down, the bullet would have
lodged in his head. The guard was greatly frightened and swore
that it was accidental, and the matter was hushed up.
Meanwhile, the letters were being read and translated. Most
of them were so harmless, that even the Commissioner of Police,
who seemed extremely anxious to get the pastor into trouble.
could find nothing in them. There was one letter, however, that
caught his attention, a letter written to the minister's wife by one
of her sisters.
Immediately, the gendarmes were sent to the parsonage, and
very politely requested the Hanum to go with them to court.
Drawing a veil over her face, she went. She found the court room
crowded with young men, most of whom were smoking. She told
a friend that the smoke made her dizzy, and that she could not
answer questions properly in such atmosphere. Cigarettes were
immediately put down, and windows opened. When the air
had cleared somewhat, she was asked if she felt better. She ans-
wered yes, and the examination began.
She was asked many questions about her family, where the
members lived, what their occupations were, and so on. Talking
through her interpreter, although she understood the Turkish
language perfectly, she answered the questions. Finally the
letter was given her to read, and she was made to swear that it
was hers. Then a paragraph was pointed out which read some
thing like this:
"We have had no word from any of our loved ones in B-
FOI'l',y-f0l1I'
for a long time. llas anything happened? Have you heard from
them? Why do they not write? I am very anxious?"
"What does this mean?" she was asked. "Who are these
so-called loved ones?"
They suspected her of corresponding with Jahnlidons. She
explained that her mother and sisters were spoken of. When
asked if she wrote to her mother and sisters herself, she answered
that she always carried on her own correspondence.
"Young woman," said an old man who, up to this time had
been a very much interested spectator, "this punishment would
not have come upon your head if you had not been educated. lt 's
all right to be able to read, but you had no business learning to
write. No girl should be taught to write, for writing' will bring'
trouble upon yourself and others," and he went on mumbling to
himself and his neighbors throughout the trial. ,
The young' woman who had been thus publicly reproved for
having received an education, went on answering the questions,
always through her interpreter. Her answers were written down.
by two clerks and she was asked to sign the report. When her in-
terpreter pronounced it correct, she asked,
"Shall I sign it in Armenian or Turkish?"
Should she sign in Armenian or Turkish! A buzz went
around the room. A woman could sign her name in two lan
guages! She was told to sign in Armenian. This she did, while
all stared open-mouted. She was then allowed to go home, but the
letters were carefully kept for future reference.
Vvllell cross-examination of the minister began, many able
men offered to defend him, but he said he would rather do it hime
self. Many unnecessary. questions were asked, and the trial was
greatly lengthened. The examiners went around in a circle, and
came out where they had started. The young minister, however,
had one strong argument which he sprung on them quite unex-
pectedly, and for which they had no answer.
He said that the house which his family now occupied, had
always been the home of pastors, missionaries, and doctors and
he could not be held accountable for anything they might have left
there, furthermore, it could not be proved that he had used the
ink.
Toward the end of the trial, which had lasted over two
months, the Police Commissioner, who had been so anxious to
have the innocent man convicted, was himself found guilty of
offense against the state. He was deprived of his sword, and
signs of office, and was cast into prison. Then it was understood
that he had been trying to establish his loyalty to the government
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by convicting the minister, of treasonable intentions. The man
who was chosen to fill his o.1Qce was not so hostile as his prede-
cessor had been, and things began to look a little less hopeless.
At this time, when excitement and interest in the case were
at their highest point, no more news could be received from the
court. The minister's wife tried to be brave and patient, but it
was hard. She jumped up eagerly at every footstep only to be
disappointed, for it was always the same story, "No news!"
She was alone, save for her three year old daughter. She
had not one to lean upon. Her mother and sisters were in distant
cities, and she could not write to them for her letters would be
seized by government officials and their contents misinterpreted.
Such suspense is hard to bear, and she began to show signs of
sleepless nights. She looked pale and haggard, for the cruel
agony was eating at her heart.
One morning, when she had about given up hope, an old
Turkish woman knocked at her door.
"Is the Hanum in?" she croaked in her broken voice. Evi-
dently she had bad news, for she seemed quite happy. "I hear
they are going to hang the master some time today, out here be-
neath your window."
If ever a person deserved to be throttled it was the old hag,
for rushing so eagerly to tell the awful news to the poor, heart-
broken woman. If what she had just been told was true, the hus-
band would probably hang from one of the large trees almost
beneath the window. The wife does not now recall what she said
or did at this time. She can only remember that her agony in-
creased a hundred fold. Her nerves were taut and at the snap-
ping point, when late in the afternoon, the boy who daily carried
meals to the prison house, came rushing in.
"Any one been here?" he panted.
No one had. What would have been the use of anyone's com
ing? All hope was gone.
"Avedis! tidings !" shouted the excited boy. "The reverend
is coming home! He'll be here in a few minutes."
She felt herself getting dizzy. She must give the boy a
baksheash-gift-for being the iirst to bring the good news.
She would presently. Just now, she suddenly felt very tired, and
there was a buzzing in her ears. She wished her knees wouldn 't
shake so. This would never dog she must collect herself.
She heard excited and happy voices outside. The door
opened, and her husband rushed in. Their little daughter, hear-
ing her beloved father's voice, toddled in to him from the next
room, with a cry of joy, and, as he gathered both his loved ones
in his arms a happier, more thankful trio, could nowhere be found.
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Love
MILDRED CARLSON '17
O Love it is a wonderous thing
That comes upon you unaware! '
It binds you in a golden chain
And holds you so, a captive there.
And as the sun unto a iiower
Brings light and warmth to make it thrive
Love sheds o'er you its mystic power
And makes you thrill to be alive.
It waves its wand above a heart
Grown cold and grim with earthly storm
It turns it back from channels dark
And makes it glow with purpose warmg
It flits into the life of one
Whose lot is lowly, weak, and fretful,
And lo! the life of him becomes
A life all glad and self-forgetfulg
It lays its grasp with tendrils clinging
Upon a gladsome care-free maid,
It sends her forth with joyous singing
And tints her dreams to nobler shadeg
To budding manhood, deep and strong,
Whose mind is turned to lofty heights,
It swift and silent comes along
And brings new visions to his sightg
It tarries with the gray-haired man
Who slowly from this world is turning,
It gently teaches him the way
And fills his heart with heaven 'ly yearning
Ah yes! Love is a wondrous thing
That comes upon us unaware
That binds us in a golden chain
And holds us so, fond captives there.
A glarious something-sweet and whole
That leads us to a final goalg
Think what you will, say what you may
You cannot chase that Love away.
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7
Alcohol and The Laborer
HAROLD MCMURRY '17
Ours is a mercenary age. Everything is expressed in terms
of' money. It is an age of efficiency, because efficiency makes more
money. This fact makes alcohol's relation to the laborer the most
important aspect of the liquor question today, and to this relation
is perhaps due more largely than to any other phase, liquor's
lowered position. For while the relation of alcohol to race prob-
lems, to crime, and to insanity is important, these matters do not
so directly affect, the finacial prosperityof the present genera'
tion. But the evil financial effects of alcohol are felt in the labor
market almost immediately and hence this relation seems all-
important to the American people today.
The working man and his laboring and living conditions have
been the subject of investigation by municipalities and by both
state and national legislatures. These investigations have re-
peatedly shown the detrimental effects of alcohol, not only upon
the laboring man who drinks, but upon the whole labor world.
The first important aspect of this relation is its direct effect
of alcohol upon the efiiciency of the man who uses it. Little needs
to be said concerning this other than that 77 per cent of the
farmers, 82 per cent of the business men, and 88 per cent of the
manufacturers demand total abstinence from their employees.
This fact in itself shows the effect of liquor on a laborer's effi-
ciency. However, this angle of viewing the situation has receivezl
so much attention that this paper will be limited to showing the
evils in the labor market resulting from this traffic.
The greatest plea of the liquor interests has been that labor is
benefitted by the existence of this industry, since there are em-
ployed in its manufacture and sale men who would be thrown out
of work by its abolition. This argument is based on what is
known in economics as the "make-work" fallacy. Liquor men
ignore the fact that if the liquor trade were destroyed, the capital
invested in it would, of necessity, be transferred to another enter'
prise, and whatever that enterprise was, it would also emnlov
labor. '
But not only is this argument unsound: those who uphold it
'This paper won the local prize of flve dollars, the state prize of twenty-five
dollars, and the national prize of flfty dollars given yearly by the Wornen's
Christian Temperance Union for the best essay written by a high school student
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expose themselves to another attack. The capital invested in
this traffic is not only a waste to society in that it p1'.0duceS 21
poison, but if this capital were employed in other industries, more
men would be employed and these men would receive a larger per
cent of the profits. For instance, out of every dollar spent for
beer, seven cents returns to the wage earner, and ten cents goes
to the farmer. Out of a dollar spent for whiskey, eighteen cents
goes to the wage earner and live cents to the farmer. Out of a
dollar spent for bread, sixteen cents goes to the wage earner and
thirty-seven cents goes to the farmer. The liquor manufacturer
pays 37.63 for wages out of every S100 he receives from the con'
sumerg but the manufacturer of lumber pays nearly three times
as much, the manufacturer of furniture more than three times as
much, and of vehicles nearly 'dye times as much out of every 3100.
Labor's share in the manufacture of malt, distilled and virions
liquors is less than 10 per cent, in other industries, labor's share
is 55 per cent. Liquor manufacturers employ but one-seventh of
the labor and capital invested, that the other industries do. lf
the capital now employed in the manufacture and sale of liquor
were employed in making and selling twenty necessities of life, it
would give employment to all the men now employed in the in-
dustry and 1,300,000 more!
So far the discussion has been limited to those who are
directly influenced by the liquor industry. There is also the influ-
ence of liquor on the labor market outside of its production and
sale, and to the working man who does not use alcohol. Alcohol
demoralizes the labor market in such a manner that the wages of
those, who are in no wav connected with its manufacture, sale, or
use. are lowered through no fault of theirs. The man who uses
alcohol compels his wife and children, because of non-support, to
earn their living. This influx of women and children on the labor
market lowers the wages of men employed, or even throws them
out of work. Men, sodden with drink, resort to purely muscular
work for a living because the higher centers of brain action, judg-
ment and care, are superseded by mere brute strength. Thev then
fall to the lowest rung of the industrial ladder, where the already
crowded labor market becomes glutted. Temporarily, the tem-
perate skilled worker may profit by this reduction to his ranks.
He has the advantage of a sort of monopoly. However, this is
true onlv so long as competition is the sole operating force,-other
powerful factors enter. The lowest classes, degraded by this
influx of liquor-benumbed labor and forced to compete with it,
adopt the lowest standard of living and consumption, the prime
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causes of production, and this lessening of demand then reacts
upon all laboring classes.
It is a primary law of economics that the satisfaction of
present wants creates new ones, but if the desires are left unsatis-
fied, the standard of living is gradually lowered, often to a mere
primitive subsistence. It is among this unprotesting class of un
fortuntes that the capitalist can reap his fortune, and all labor is
deprived of its rightful share in the fruits of production. The
desire for alcohol tends to create a further demand for itself. It
does not create new wants, but replaces the more healthful ones.
As more of one's normal demands are satisfied, more wants are
created and so other industries- are benefitted. The more the
liquor demand is satisfied, the more the other industreis suffer.
'Every industry, which does its share toward increasing the
Wealth of the community, should either add to, or distribute the
possessions of society. It should take some natural resource or
raw product and change it into a product of more utility to the
community, or else it should aid in distributing that product Where
it is needed. The liquor factory takes grains and fruits, valuable
in yielding energy and gives, in turn, an article which has the
opposite effects. Whatever is a waste to society is a waste to
labor as well, and the gains to society through the existence of the
liquor traffic are a minus quantity.
Drink injures the labor market most where it cuts down the
standard of living in the family and prevents the enjoyment of
life. Anything which decreases the ability to buy, or blights the
mental and moral qualiiications necessary to the laborer, injures
production and wages more than any other force can possibly do.
The trouble with the whole labor organization today is not over-
production but under-consumption and uneven distribution. As
has been-shown above, drink blights consumption,-it also is a
powerful force making for uneven distribution of wealth.
Sobriety creates a whole new series of wants and gives mental
strength and power of co-operation necessary to see that these
wants are gratified. Since a working man's standard of living is
raised by temperance, he will not work for so little as before, and
his sobriety enables him to enforce to a larger degree his demands.
A laborer, sodden with drink, is unable to hold his own in the
struggle with capital.
Whatever is one's belief concerning the justification of strikes
one thing is admitted: they are the most effective means the
laborer has to enforce his demands against capital. When saloon
viciousness and drink corrupt it, the strike becomes a public
menace which society will not tolerate. If the power to strike is
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to remain, drunken labor must go. The Hscabsl' come from the
heaviest drinking classes. Liquor tends to excite strikers to
destroy property and endangers lives. Drink ' is an enemy to
union organization in that it interferes with the self-restraint
necessary to carry out co-operative work.
The one eHective argument that the liquor interests use is that
the abolition of the traliic will cause confusion in the labor market.
Men would be thrown out of work not only in the liquor business
itself but in the industries related to it,J as the grape industry in
California.
Granting this to be, in a measure, true, we should look at the
question from all sides. When we realize the amount of evil it
does and then remember that at the longest it will take only a de-
cade for labor to recover from the change, this argument loses
its force. Conditions are the same in this instance as before the
industrial revolution in both England and America. Men argued
then as now, that the advent of machinery would throw laborers
out of work. It did, but who would want to return to hand pro-
duction today? Why not apply this same reasoning to the liquor
traffic?
The Spirit of l776
HAROLD MCMURRY '17
"The Glory of the PRESENT is to Make the
FUTURE F ree."
In these simple words of Van Dyke is concentrated the essen-
tial spirit of America, Which has always marked her deeds as a
nation, and which first reached its full significance at the period
under consideration. In all the actions and writings of the
patriots the opposition was not directed so much against the acts
of the British government, trivial as most of them in themselves
were, as against the spirit which prompted those acts which might.
in future times, affect those ideals which the colonists had set up
for themselves.
The Revolution was no common strife of momentary interest.
It marked the appearance on the horizon of the political world of
a brilliant star which has constantly become brighter and which
'This composition won the state prize of twenty-flve dollars offered by the
California Chapter of The Sons of the American Revolution for the best essay
on the assigned topic written by a high school student.
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opposition has only made more luminous. The Revolution was no
mere complaint of a few people against petty taxes. It repre-
sented the noble disapproval of the underlying political and
economic sophisms which were coneretely expressed by seemingly
unimportant taxes.
We must not, however, in considering this subject, regard
England as an enemy of the colonies, or the colonies as enemies
of England. This attitude of mind has caused much bitter feeling
in times past. It was not a struggle between two nations, but a
strife between two parties, representing different economic and
political systems. Some in America upheld England's policy as
firmly as did the administrators at Westminsterg and some in Eng-
land, represented by Fox, Chatham, and Burke, were as much
patriots as John Adams and George Washington.
Nor must we look upon the Revolution selfishly,-as merely
our own struggle for freedom. In its results it belongs as much
to Britain as to us, for it caused the English people to regain their
freedom while it helped us to preserve ours. It was as though the
wheel of British liberty, which had begun revolving with the intro-
duction of the Magna Oharta, and had whirled back and forth be
tween two ideals of government, had, during its revolution, loosed
from its circumference a new conception of liberty in the colonists,
which being freed from its orbit, had traveled in a straight line to
its natural evolution, while the wheel, which had thrown it into that
straight path, had traveled back again in its limited orbit. Then
came the clash when that mother government tried to assert her
power over the people, who for more than a century, had not been
aware of that power. The liberty of the colonies, whirled from its
mother wheel, had realized that that wheel had whirled again to
the starting point.
It is hardly necessary to say that the predominating spirit of
the colonies was freedom. Upon this as a foundation were based
all other feelings-all actions were animated by the ideal of free
dom. But remember it was Freedom-not Independence-even
as late as 1776. For in spite of the fact that the idea of inflepend-
ence was probably always latent in the colonies, and though that
was the year of our immortal Declaration, had England suggested
some true means toward freedom. with the guarantee that it would
be carried out, the colonists would have laid down their arms.
Because of this very spirit, the patriots have been subjected to
attacks by numerous historians. They have been called double-
faced, for with all their protestations of loyalty, they showed their
insincerity by rebelling, and some, who had been most prominent
in assuring England of their loyalty, signed the Declaration. But
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these charges are false. The Declaration was adopted by these
leaders only When they saw that the administrators at W est-
minster were unable ever to appreciate the real spirit of the col-
onies. They realized that, what they at first looked upon as a
tragedy, was now a necessity.
There are five causes for the spirit of Freedom in the colonies
which show how this spirit evolved and, in a measure, define it and
show its nature. The first of these is the colonists' descent.
They were Anglo-Saxon and had Anglo-Saxon ideals of freedom.
Large numbers had emigrated from Britain when this spirit was
at its maximum, and in them the very highest. Now the Anglo-
Saxon ideal of freedom has somehow always been concretely
summed up in the idea of the inseparabilitv of taxation and repre-
sentation, and in taxing the colonists without their consent. the
home government struck the tap-root of their liberty.
The energy of the religion of the northern colonists was one
of the greatest forces for independence. The relation of these
religious principles to political affairs is difficult to trace as com-
pared with the distinct and positive agencies in secular affairs,
but there is no doubt that it was present. Protestantism, always
a religion of dissent, was here crystalized into a dissidence of dis-
sent. They had left England when this spirit was highest and in
-them the highest of all. They represented the Protestants of the
Protestants. It was not fanatical, but always held the patriots in
check and gave a peculiar religious color to their actions never
before or after manifested in any political revolution. All was'
attempted with a sublime solemnity which has since given an
peculiar altruistic attitude to all our governmental transactions
with other nations.
In the South, Where this religious power was not present, an-
other force took its place. The slave system, which had grown up
there, had given a peculiar regard for freedom to those not in sub-
jection. They looked upon their freedom as a privilege, and while
this sentiment was not so noble as that animating the north. it was
as powerful, and lent al certain degree of necessary and proper
pride to the total of strong national qualities given by this period
to future generations.
The provincial assemblies also built up this spirit. The col-
onists had a share in their own government which they had never
had at home. They were gradually inspired with lofty sentiments,
and they formed a strong aversion to whatever tended to deprive
them of their rights.
From this arose a more Widespread education than was pos-
sible in England at that time. Their part in the government in-
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spired a desire for education in those things which would best tit
them for their task. lt is said that more books on law were sold
in the colonies at this period than in all Britain herself. Through
this education the colonists gained an acute sagacity and an in-
quisitive spirit Which soon enabled them to see the dangerous
principle underlying the taxes, Which, on the surface, looked
harmless and just.
Nothing strikes us with more force when we study this period
than the sanity with Which the patriots undertook their great en-
terprise. A bond of union and sympathy sprang up in the colonies
at this time as is shown in the expression of condolence which Vir-
ginia formally rendered to Massachusettes upon the closing of the
port of Boston. True, it did not last long, but it served its purpose
at the time of the greatest need, and when the difficulty of com-
munication and the conflicting interests of the colonies are con-
sidered, it is remarkable that it was present at all. There was
danger of anarchy, yet there came out of it all one of the noblest
governments man has yet created. There was no common pas-
sion, there were no petty outbursts of hate, there was a serious,
religious attitude of mind-an example for future Americans.
We see in it all a just pride in freedom, a singular moderation.
a skepticism of traditions, a shrewd sagacity which penetrated
shams, an essential religiousness, a sublime nobleness of purpose,
and assumption of spiritual, intellectual, and individual liberty,
which, although present in our national spirit and ideals still, is
increasingly difficult to find, since it is so covered up by the sordid,
mercenary motives which seem to characterize us today.
A Bit of Cptimism
BERTHA GOLLONG '20,
Oh, What's the use of always stewing,
Of finding trouble when there's none?
What's the use of always growling
'Bout the pudding that's not done?
It doesn't make your life the brighter,
Or help along your cause,
It doen't make your burden lighter
Nor does it free you from your flaws.
Then smile for it can 't harm you,
Get rid of that long, doleful face.
"Laugh and the World laughs with you,"
Grin, and you 'll Win the race.
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Who Killed McMannis?
ROBERT QU1c.LEY'19
In the autumn of 1915 great excitement was stirred up in
Washington, D. C., by the reported murder of Sherwood Mc-V
Mannis, a government official who was a member of the committee
to disburse funds appropriated for Pacihc Coast and Philippine
fortifications. He was the son of a wealthy banker and politician
of New York City. He had been somewhat Wild and erratic in his
youth, and had been expelled from Harvard, during his junior
year, on account of one of his escapades. This pleased him, for he
was finding it rather hard to keep up in his college work. The in-
fluence of his father secured the government position for him. It
will be remembered that McMannis createduquite a sensation, some
years ago, when he went to Mexico and married a wealthy Japa-
nese woman, whose father was a Japanese army official. He,
however, was deeply in love with his wife, a bright woman, who
had a great influence over him, and cared nothing for the com-
ments upon this marriage. Q
The crime, which had disturbed the whole of Washington, was
thought to have occurred in McMannis' house on Fourth Avenue,
about three o'clock, on the morning of September 27, 1915. The
house to the left of McMannis' was occupied by the Japanese Con-
sul, and that on the right by John Simmons, another ofiicial of our
government. '
The room in which the tragedy took place was a large one on
the ground floor, used by McMannis for private purposes. His
safe was located there, and it was supposed to hold his valuables
and his wife's jewels. A short time before the tragic event, he
l1ad made his wife a birthday present of a diamond necklace. Mc-
Mannis' bedroom, which he occupied alone, adjoined the room
where the safe was located. The remainder of the sleeping apart-
ments were upstairs.
On the morning of the murder, the house-hold was awakened,
about four-thirty o'clock, by an explosion, and the butler rushed
down the stairs. McMannis was nowhere to be found. Every-
thing was in wild confusion. Bureau drawers were pulled open
and their contents strewn about the room. Chairs were over-
turned and the roller top of the desk broken in. The door of the
safe had been blown off by nitro-glycerine. The queerlv orna-
mented and costly stand in the corner near the window, was over-
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turned and broken to fragments. The roses, that had been placed
there fresh, only the morning before, were trampled under foot,
There were evidences of a frightful struggle. Blood was spat
tered over the walls and floor, and a dirk, covered with blood, was
lying on the floor partly covered by papers. From all appear-
ances, theft was the motive. When the mistress and her maid
arrived, they added to the confusion by becoming hystericall.
However, the mistress soon regained her composure and called
the police. Chief-of-Police Wagner made a hasty examination.
and found blood, covered by papers, and the door leading to the
hallway open. He instructed his officers to make a search for
McMannis.
While they were gone, he continued his examination and dis-
covered that the window, to the west, was partly open. The
shrubbery beneath it was trampled, and the window itself gave
evidence of having been forced open by means of a jimmy. While
he was still engaged in his investigations, the searching party re-
turned and reported that they were certain they had evidence of
the body's having been dragged or carried to the small shed in the
second lot beyond. They exhibited a piece of nightshirt stained
with blood. They found the shed burned, and, to all appearances.
the body with it. The fire department had been called out, but
arrived too late to save the shed.
From the observation he had taken and the report of his
assistants, Chief Wagner expressed it, as his opinion, that the
motive for the crime was theft, that two or more men were in-
volved, that McMannis was awakened while they were drilling to
blow the safe, and had gone into the room, that he was assaulted,
and fought desperately, but was finally overcome by numerous
wounds inflicted by a dirkg that he had been hastily carried to the
shed, and the shed set on fire, and that the robbers had returned.
completed the drilling, and then blown the safe. After this was
done and before the arrival of the butler, they gathered up what
valuables they could and departed.
A search for the criminals was vigorously prosecuted and a
number of arrests made, but there was little or no evidence against
any of the prisoners and one after another they were freed.
The government officials, not satisfied with the report of Chief
Wagner, employed a young detective named Perry Flynn, who
had recently shown marked ability in ferreting out crimes.
The first thing that Flynn did was to place a strict guard
about the house, and then he personally conducted a minute search
of the premises. The result seemed a plain case of murder for
theft, but the strict Watch was still maintained and no person
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allowed to enter or depart. However, he was puzzled by the ap-
parent composure of Mrs. McMannis. He wondered if she had a
lover. Flynn, being unfamiliar with the Japanese, was uncertain
whether to attribute her calmness to the stoicism of her race, or to
a lack of grief. He spent much time Watching her movements.
His employers were urging him to express his opinion, as to
what might have been the motive of the crime, as all arrests made
by Chief Wagner had been discharged for lack of evidence. But
he refused to make any statement. He must have more time, he
said. '
Although Flynn said nothing, he had numerous unconnected
clews. He was convinced that theft was not the motive. On his
examination of the window, he decided that if there were mur-
derers, they had not gained entrance by the window, for while
there were numerous footprints, they had all been made by one
person. Upon examination, he noticed that though tl1e window
itself showed evidence of having been splintered by a tool, the
sill would have suffered a like damage. This confirmed his sus-
picion that the window had been opened from the inside.
He carefully examined the ashes and tl1e remains of the burnt
shed. While he gathered no clew, he picked up the almost con-
sumed paw of a dog, which customarily occupied the shed. Just
why he took the paw, he did not know.
Mrs. McMannis, growing restless under the prolonged con-
finement and the strict watches that were being kept, asked per-
mission of Mr. Flynn to visit the Japanese Consul, next door.
This Flynn Hatly refused.
Very shortly after, in another examination of the hall, Flynn
discovered a blood stain. He became very much excited and im
mediately 'phoned Dr. Small, the eminent chemist. Flynn was
sure that that stain had not been there before that day.
When Dr. Small arrived, Flynn asked him to examine the
blood on the wall and the stains in the room, to ascertain if it was
the blood of the same person. After the examination, Dr. Small
pronounced the stain in the hall to be that of human blood, but
the stains on tl1e floor, those of an animal.
Flynn immediately called in his guards and ordered them
to make a still more thorough examination. He sounded all the
walls, and one in the hallway, which was supposed to be solid, gave
a hollow sound. He knew of no room that lay behind it, therefore
he ordered the panel removed, disclosing a small space.
"There, said Flynn, "is the criminal!" And he dragged
Sherwood McMannis himself, from the hiding place.
McMannis was not dead 5-but why was he in hiding?
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The room, though small, was well stocked with provisions, but
the most important thing, aside from the find of McMannis, was
the finding of a traveler's grip, which contained copies of plans
of all the main fortifications of the Pacific Coast and the Philip-
pines.
Breaking down after being caught red-handed, McMannis
confessed that, through the infiuence of his wife and the assistance
of the Japanese Consul, he had prepared to commit treason to his
country. He had held a position where it was possible to make
copies of the principal fortifications. This he had done. He was
to take them to Japan as soon as the excitement cooled down and
he could make his escape in disguise. His wife was to collect his
life insurance and settle up his affairs in Washington, and then
return to her native land, where he expected to join her.
He felt if he were considered dead, he would never be dis-
covered. He then evolved the idea of making it appear that he
had been murdered and his body destroyed. One of his neighbors
owned a pet dog with which McMannis had made friends, and on
the night in question had lured to his home. He had then killed it
with a dirk, spattered the blood about the room, and purposely
left the dirk where it had been found. He had dragged the body
of the dog back to the shed and set it aire. The body of the dog
had been entirely consumed except the foot which Flynn had
found. McMannis then returned, scattered the contents of the
drawers on the floor, and blew the safe, which he had previously
prepared. This done he went to the hiding place, which he had
personally constructed in the building of the house, and closed the
secret panel from the inside.
His confinement became more and more trying as the days
passed and the watchers still continued their vigilence. This in-
formation was conveyed to him by his wife, as opportunity pre-
sented. His cramped quarters permitted scarcely any exercise.
and the uncertainty had driven him to the verge of madness.
Plan after plan he had conceived, to prove more thoroughly that
he had been murdered, only to abandon them as being impractic-
able. He then thought of the idea of spattering the hallway, with
his own blood, to make more certain that his body had been
dragged through it. The more he thought of this plan, the
stronger the idea took possession of him, until, on being informed
by his wife that the coast was clear, he emerged, cut his thumb,
and spattered the blood where it had been found. This proved his
undoing.
After the confession of McMannis, the government authori'
ties requested Japan to recall her consul. This was done. Mrs.
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McMannis was permitted to accompany him on his return to
Japan, but McMannis, after a sensational trial, was convicted of
higl1 treason and paid the penalty with his life.
A Visit to Hades
BERTHA GOLLONG '20.
Walking, weary walking, along Ocean Stream brought me at
last to Hades. Such a dark, cold, gruesome place! Six eyes be-
longing to Cerebrus, stared at me so I could hardly dig a pit
around the big white stone that marks the entrance. After pour-
ing due libations to the gods and the dead, I found that I had for
gotten the sheep. What could be done! Just then Zeus thunderedf
it was a sign that I didn't need the sheep. Then they came-the
strengthless dead. Around all sides of the pit they flocked with
awful wailing. All my friends, yea, every high school student
was there.
First came the spirit of Mr. Lawson.
"Are you janitor of Hades now?" I asked.
"Janitor!" Ile looked almost offended, then swelling up
with pride, said, "I'm substitute judge for Minos. You know,
sometimes he takes a vacation, then I take his place." So we
talked, he telling' me all of his pleasures and troubles.
Now came the spirit of Miss Plummer. She was teaching
the Achseans algebra.. and oh, it took so much explaining. she
said. Poor Miss Plummer, that's what she got for explaining so
much to us.
Mr. Hester, when I wan't looking, sneaked a big swallow of
the honey, wine, and water mixture, and instantly knew me. We
talked a long time together of high school days.
"Don't you notice that dog-house over in the corner? he
asked.
Guess what I saw when I looked there? It was old T. H. S.
"Why !" I gasped.
"It was too small for the wood shed, so Pluto said it might
be all right for Cerberus to sleep in." -
Away over beyond the crowd of spirits I saw Miss Long talk-
ing to Odysseus. I know he liked her because a gust of wind
brought fragments of their conversation to my ears. "My gentle,
fair-cheeked, rosy-fingered maiden?'? and such phrases as
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these he said, but heedful Penelope was ever near, and side-long
glances from her rather quieted poor Odysseus.
Miss Ricketts and Mr. Learned were too busy playing tennis
with the Phzeacians, to notice what was going on around them.
I wasn't one bit surprised to see Augusta and Pat leisurely
strolling up and down the River of Forgetfulness.
"Sleepy" said he liked Hades very much. I wondered if he
applauded every time the judges made a decision.
Mr. Nichols and the first team were practicing basket ball
because they were going to play the Cyclops. I hoped that they'd
win.
I saw the "midgets" in the broad fields of Asphodel. They
were picking pale, sickly-looking flowers to give to Cassandra,-
the king of Troy's daughter, with whom they were very much in
love. I think she liked "Boots" best, for he was always by her
side.
Mr. Martin was trying in vain to help Tantalus get a fig or
an olive. In his fruitless efforts he fell into the pool. Such is
the reward of a good heart.
From far off came sounds of singing. Looking around, I saw
Miss Barnard trying to teach old Charon, the boat-man, to sing
"Cn the Beach at Wai - ki - ki." Charon had a beautiful bass
voice but the music, seemingly, didn't please him.
James Bristow, also, I' saw in bitter agony, standing in a huge
tank into which water was continually flowing. He was given a
small bucket, and in order to keep from drowning had to dip out
the water without a moment's rest.
Russel Boner had a grievious punishment inflicted upon him.
He was chopping away on a giant tree, but just as it was about to
fall, a strong wind brought it back to place again. So forever he
must keep on chopping.
Each morning the Myrmidons take their typing lesson from
Miss Grant. Every Monday they have a speed test, and I was told
that they were then able to write at the great speed of twenty-four
words per minute. Achilles, himself, is the pet, though he learns
his lesson least.
Miss Hickey and Miss Coleman go about consoling the poor,
weary spirits in need of sympathy. All of Hades, when in
trouble, goes to them for advice and consolation.
Sybil and Alice were giving Polyphemus instruction in debat-
ing. When they were not with him, which was very seldom, Mr.
Porter had talks with him concerning the care of sheep.
Miss Mann was Pluto's favorite-CI wondered if it was be-
cause he liked good things to eath, and often in the summer time
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they were seen together, but of course this was only when Perse-
phone Was visiting her mother.
Anna Margaret, all say, charmed Telemachus with her beauti-
ful voice and ukulele.
Miss Reed was giving the Ciconians an examination in Eng-
lish. In her presence they were very timid, but learned quite well.
Menelaus, good at the war-cry, couldn't beat' James Howard
when it came to yelling. He often tried to surpass him, but al-
ways the loudest, floating through the air, came the wonderful
"Rat-a-te-trating" of James.
Harold McMurry's wonderful "deep thinking ability won
him many honors and he was Pluto 's most trusted legal adviser.
How sorry I felt for Roland Hook! For some horrible mis
take, the gods punished him severely. With his nose, he had to
roll a small markle up a steep hill. When he got it up about one
yard, lo, down again it slipped, and so from day to day he must
keep up until at last he gets the marble to the top. I am afraid
that time will never come.
' Uheryl Penwell was dressed in a beautiful white gown and
was the royal hair-dresser to Persephone.
When I was standing among the dead, I overheard Clytaem-
nestra say that she was going to change the Ut" in her name to
Hd" because then, it would be more like Ulyde's name.. I could
tell' by her eyes that she liked him. r
Opal and Orlo, for some reason, had forgotten to have coins
put in their mouths, so could not get into Hades for another cen-
tury. They Were wailing and gnashing their teeth, but it didn 't
bring them any nearer.
Hilmar Hultberg, with his brotherly affections, tried to sooth
poor Ariadne and make her forget her first lover, Theseus. But
his efforts were in vain, for Ariadne's heart was hard as stone.
Montana's cares were all taken away, and nothing but pleas-
ure and enjoyment awaited her on the other side of the River of
F orgetfulness.
Lawrence Dwyer and Norman Humble were repenting of
their sins, and with hearts almost breaking, they crept into the
dog-house to hide their fast falling tears.
Suddenly from inside of Hades came a fearful clamor. Pale
terror seized me, and, hearing Zeus thunder, I knew my time was
up. In the background were many departed spirits with whom I
yearned to talk, but I knew I must obey the summons. With a
sorrowful glance of farewell, I started upward, and when rosy-
fingered Dawn arose from her couch, I made my weary way along
Ocean Stream once more.
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Sixty-one
A Sad Mistake
WELLS HIVELY '20
"l'was a dreamy day in summer,
The birds a-iiyin' roun,
'llhe bees flew roun' the flowers,
With a drowsy hummin' soun'.
Samanthy was a-washin'
The dresses, sheets an' all,
An 'on the line she hung 'em,
lVhere they danced like at a ball.
Hiram was a-plowin'
VVith Mike an' Bill an' Jake
An' folks was allers talkin'
'Bout the furrows he could make.
Says he, "We better stop here-
You need a little rest,
It's the hottest day this year,
An'-well I'll be blest!"
H e stopped an' gazed out yonder,
To the cornfield's 'bundant yield.
"lf there ain't some one out there,
A-hunting in my field!"
"Hey, Stranger! tlan't yo' read?
I writ that sign all right!
'Privatel' Uain't yer read it?
No huntin' on this site!"
But the stranger heeded not,
An' slowly swayed a-roun'
As if a wantin' somethin'
'Phat could not there be foun'.
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Hiram enraged arose,
An' tramped across the field,
He 'lowed he'd teach that stranger
To go huntin' in his field.
"Dum it !" he exclaimed
As he crossed a barb-wire fence,
"Samanthy 'll scold me now-
I've went an' tore me pants!"
'Phe stranger did not move,
But kept his back to Hi,
Who crept a slow behin' him,
To ketch him on the sly.
Hi was almost to him
Half hidden in the mass,
When he caught his foot and tumbled
Down headlong on the grass.
"Dum it !" he exclaimed
Much louder than before.
He arose, dust covered, angered,
In his eye dark, ruddy gore!
He stopped-"Well, I swan!" he cried,
He looked like he 'd got a hard blow
For the hunter he despised,
Was his own home-made scarecrow!
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Alert Staff
Flditor-in-Chief .4,..
Business Manager
A ssistant lflditors
'Harold McMurry
Johnson
Anna Margaret Kline
symi Anderson
S Myrl Patterson
Assistant Businesr Mfrrs ......A.
S 5 Q Paul Nystrom
Literary ,,,,,,,,,oo.,,,,,,,,,.,..,,, ........ A rthur Newman
Dramatics ..,.
Music ,........,,.....
Debating i........,...,
...........Valerie Swenson
Marie Bergstrom
....Alice Chappell
Boy 's Athletics ..... ,......n.. l Gdgar Kingery
Girl 's Athletics n.... ,...i.
Calendar ....s.,.,.s
Photographer .....
Agriculture .,,,..
..Montana Delbon
S Alcy Sxvager
Q Alice Chappell
...Arthur Sinclair
........F1'ed Johnston
Exchanges ....... ............. R alph M0Vey
Alumni ...... .................. V irgil Hodges
Tokeq S Gladys MQ1'lI'l3llll
' ' """"""""""""""""""""""""""" Q Esther Samuelson
CLASS Rnponrnns.
Gladys Mermann, '17 Sybil Anderson, '18
Ruth Stewart, '19 VValter Cheney, '20
Maud VVilson, B '20.
Wliile all the members of the student body and the faculty
have helped in compiling' this annual, special thanks must be given
to Mr. Learned, for his untiring efforts to make this issue a
SUCCESS.
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Editorials .
'llhere was more discussion and debate than was ever known
in the history of the high school, when the student body voted
early in May to discontinue the publication of this annual and give
the money either to the Belgian Relief, the Red Cross, or to local
charity. A week or two later, the matter wa.s reconsidered and it
was decided to continue the publication of the Alert, but to divide
the proceeds from the annual play between the Red Cross and the
Local Relief Association. Because of the lack of money which
this caused, it was decided that the Alert should be sold for one
dollar per copy instead of Hfty cents as heretofore.
While this whole matter has caused much hard feeling and
bitter debate, it has had several good effects. It has stimulated an
interest in the annual, and a large majority of the student body
have helped in the sale of the Alerts, so that, though the price has
been increased 100 per cent, more copies have been sold than ever
before. ii
Each year the school has a watchword which expresses the
prominent characteristic of that year. Last year out watchword
was "co-operation," this year, our forces being collected, our
watchword has been "spreading-out." Not only have our mem-
bers increased, but we have added several new undertakings to our
list of school activities. Besides the lyceum course and the annual
play, we have added the Senior "Follies," and the operetta, given
by the combined musical organizations. '
A new precedent has been set also in the use of the money
from these undertakings. Heretofore, all the profits from high
school activities have gone into the treasury for the publication of
the Alert, so that many have looked upon the annual as a huge
maw which swallowed up the work of the entire year, with nothing
to show for it at the end of a year or two. One hundred dollars
from the operetta went into the treasury this year, and the re
mainder was used to buy records for our Victrola. The money
from the play went to charity. It would be well if classes in coming
years would follow this precedent, and mve, uniformly, one hund-
red dollars from the play, the "Follies," and the operetta to the
student body for the Alert, and use the balance for decorations,
and equipment since we will probably have a new high school build
ing soon. This plan would leave some permanent memorial in the
school to show the work of preceding classes. I
Another thing that was done this year that is Worthy of note
was the paying of a bill for the publishing of an Alert six years
ago.
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15.-Juniors elect Ralph McVey, president. Tryouts for
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19.-1 Jrganization of Boys' Glee Club.
20.-Organization of Orchestra.
21.4Students go to hear Hanley and Londrith. All but
freshies vote for prohibition. A little more Water please.
25.-Roland Hook again president of his flock of sopho-
mores.
127.-Babies follow suit, and Jimmy Howard is their presi-
dent.
OCTOBER.
Oct. 6.--Freshman reception. Little dears are rather bewildered
over their lirst plunge into society.
Oct. 12.-Lynn King displays a fine imitation of a diamond.
Congratulations not yet in order.
Oct. 13.-Students elect Harold McMurry editor and Carl John-
son manager of Alert.
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17.-Gov. Johnson speaks in Gymnasium. Ask the senior
history class about it.
Oct. 21.-First senior party at Schendel's. Great surprise! If
you are curious, just ask Wilma.
Oct. 27.-Miss Barnard entertains us with "canned music." Vic-
trola, a new and welcome addition to T. H. S. First num-
ber of Lyceum Course.
Oct. 30.-Tennis tournaments start. Mr. Nichols wants the track
boys to run off their meat fmeetj.
NOVEMBER.
Nov. 1.-Evidently the members of the faculty were out late last
night. "Bad habit, teachers!"
Nov. 2.-"Vanity thy name is woman." Gus and Hattie Hght
over the mirror in the Girls' Basement.
Nov. 3.-Bob Sinclair wins tourament for singles. Boner and
Pierson win doubles. -
Nov. 6-10.-Track meet, juniors win.
Nov. 7.-Arthur Sinclair shows some speed.
Nov. 8.-Mac breaks his right arm. Some people are born lucky.
Nov. 9.-Girls, where are your powder puffs.
Nov. 13-17.-Interclass basket ball games. Seniors win.
Nov. 14.-Harold Jones fell out of bed and didn 't know he had
broken his arm until the next morning.
Nov. 15.-Miss Coleman objects to the way some people pronounce
"hundred," and each class hears the same joke.
Nov. 18.-Junior party at Unity Hall.
Nov. 24.-Editor Mac chooses his staff.
Nov. 27.-McMurry comes to school with a haircut. Kinda cold,
Mac?
Nov. 29.-Thanksgiving vacation.
DECEMBER.
Dec. 1.-T. H. S. wins debates with Patterson and Oakdale.
Dec. 5.-Pat tries to swallow some rubber tubing. Ask Mac
about it.
Dec. 8.-Modesto and Turlock play Hrst league basket ball game.
. We win.
Dec. 11.-Students, where is your jazz? Let's all sell Lyceum
tickets.
Dec. 21.-Augusta Oarlquist breaks the speed limit in typing.
Too speedy there, Gus.
Dec. 25.-Xmas Vacation! But horrors, only one week!
S e v e n t y - o n e
JANUARY '17.
Jan. 2.-Back at school again. Oh, dear!
Jan. 3.-Windy day. "C, thou little grains of dust!"
Jan. 11.-Voters visit High to see crowded conditions.
Jan. 12.-Eventful day. 8:45, J unior-senior scrap. 2:45 big par-
ade to show the public how many we really are. 7:00, We
beat Merced in a league basket ball game 102-4. 8:00, we
lost both debates with Hughson and Ceres. The debaters
decide that tears are proitable.
Jan. 13.-Bond election lost. '
Jan. 15.-Courage, freshies, we'll have a new high school yet!
Jan. 17.-Roy Creighton talks to students. Also third number of
Lyceum.
Jan. 18.-Dr. Sarah E. Wise speaks to us.
Jan. 21.-Junior girls give boys feed.
Jan. 29.-Mid-year freshmen enter school, but where on earth
shall we put them? Miss Reed comes to take care of them.
FEBRUARY.
Feb. 2.-Freshman give the new-comers luncheon on the lawn.
Febb. 3.-+Senior girls entertain boys at Augusta's home.
Feb. 5.-T. H. S. wins final game from Modesto. Champions of
this division.
Feb. 9.-Seniorchistory class get exam. papers back. Mr. Hester
must have had a poor supper the night he corrected them.
Feb. 12.-Short program in honor of Lincoln.
Feb. 19.-Seniors rehearse "Follies" All up late.
Feb 22-23.-Two nights of Follies of 1917. Great success! Aunt
Eliza makes a hit.
MARCH.
Mar. 2.-Caps appear. We didn 't know Easter had come. Last
number of Lyceum Course, Ida Tarbell.
Mar. 3.+We win bond election for new high school. Maybe we
won't have to sit three deep next year.
Mar. 7.-Goodrich dislocates his shoulder. We did not know you
were such a ladies' man, Goodrich. .
Mar. 9.-T. H. S. wins Lundahl cup from Ceres. It is ours to
keep.
Mar. 12.-Vacation!!!
Mar. 17.-Back again.
Mar. 23.-Girls' Gym Jinks.
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27.-Goodrich asks for hands. Don't take it so hard, Clif-
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30.-Operetta. Great success.
APRIL.
2.-Blue Monday. Everybody sleepy.
3.-Bob again wins singles.
4.-Our sailor friend makes his appearance. The girls seem
to adore a uniform.
6.-Mr. Hester gives us a talk on patriotism. The war
seems to be the main topic.
13.-Juniors give seniors a reception. Mr. Learned gets
drunk.
14.-Seniors and faculty entertained by Mr. and Mrs. Hes-
ter. Learned's nose very red.
20.-Alcy appears with diamond-as big and clear as a berg!
Banquet and reception given to seniors by parents. An-
other case of the prodigal and the fatted calf.
MAY.
3.-May Day exercises. Alice stars as the Statue of Liberty,
4.-Junior boys give girls a moonlight picnic. Sandwiches
made in chemistry lab. Sophomores also have picnic.
5.-Seniors have moonlight picnic. Eat raw beefsteak and
roast their knuckles.
10.-S. B. A. decides to give up Alert and give money to Red
Cross. Bill Fariss makes his debut as leader of the oppo-
sition.
12.-Freshman picnic. GREAT!
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28.-S. B. A. reconsiders Alert and decides to publish it.
JUNE.
2.-A. M. K. gives seniors a party. Good, better, best!
4.-Sophs. have picnic.
5.-Johnson, Mac, and Pat quit shaving. No time!
7.-Kingery next year 's president of S. B. A.. Red doesn't
act like it.
8.--Senior reception.
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This year we decided to enter into track work, something the
school had never done before. Mr. Nichols sent for a shot, a dis-
cus, and a javelin, and the manual training training boys con-
structed some hurdles. After school, we went to a vacant lot and
practised the field sports, iinishing with a mile run. -
An interclass meet was held and it resulted in a victory for
the juniors. The juniors made 74VZ points, the seniors 46V3
points, the freshmen 28, and the sophomores 4. Bowden was the
highest man in individual scoring, making 1715 points, and Arthur
Sinclair was a close second with 17 points.
A team was chosen and we decided to enter the county meet.
Modesto, with her many year's experience, won with several points
to spare, but we are proud of the showing our boys made. In the
unlimited class we were second, scoring 21 points, but in the limited
class but three of our men entered, who scored, 15 points making
a total of 36. Farris, Lucid, Boner, Chappel, Art Sinclair and Mc-
Enroe all scored in the Held sports.
The next meet was at Ripon for all teams in the county, exclud-
ing Modesto, who was not considered in our class. In this meet
we took second place only a few points behind Ripon who won first.
Farris, Chappell, Bob Sinclair, Pierson, Hultberg and Art Sinclair
did our scoring. We would have scored higher had not Ripon,
who had changed the schedule, omitted several events, because
they had no men for them.
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Turlock High has always been in basket ball. This year We
held the interclass games as we did last year.
The seniors led out by defeating the sophomores, and the
juniors followed, beating the freshmen. Unfortunately we
couldn't continue the regular schedule of the interclass contests,
as our league games started soon. Then tl1e juniors and the sen-
iors met for the iinal game, which was fast and furious to the end.
The wary seniors were too much for their younger brothers, and
won 27 to 19.
Practice Games V
Gustine Ponies bid for the first game of the season, and we
went to Gustine with more hope than practice. We had a good
game, but were defeated, 39-20. '
Nov. 30. Stockton Athletics were our next opponents, and
we played at Stockton. From the beginning it was some game,
and anybody's game, until the last minute when Stockton scored
twice, winning, by a score 37-33.
Dec. 15.-Lodi, our old rivals, came to meet us, and a hard
fought game was the result. We led all through the game, but
were not out of danger any time. The score was 36-28.
Dec. 23. Denair, wishing to make a place for herself among
the other teams, played us at Turlock. We got lots of practice
shooting baskets and won by a score of 78-12.
Dec. 30. Gustine vs. Turlock. We decided to avenge our
previous defeat and won by a score of 52-35.
Feb. 10. Stockton High challenged us and we went to defend
our reputation. The game was a fight from beginning to end, in-
dividually and collectively. We overcame a lead from the first
half and won, 37-31.
Feb. 17. Turlock vs. Lodi. This was one of the fastest and
best games of the season, though we lost by a score of 34-21.
League Games
1. Turlock vs. Merced. Merced forfeited the game.
2. Modesto vs. Turlock. Modesto, our most formidable op-
ponents of last year, came back strong this year. She tied the
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score at the beginning of the second half, but in the last part we
scored, and won 29-19. '
3. Turlock vs. Ceres. Ceres was weakened by the loss of her
old players, and we won easily with the score of 55-20. Goodrich
made his debut in this game and scored twelve baskets.
4. Merced vs. Turlock. Merced has a fine looking bunch of
fellows, but enough said. We scored at will, and won by a margin
of 102-4. .
5. Turlock vs. Modesto. Modesto played 2 on an outdoor
court this year, and this put us-at a disadvantage. The game was
anybody's till the last minute.' Then Modesto won, 29-23.
6. Modesto vs. Turlock at Stockton.
VVe were tied with Modesto for first place in our division and
played the deciding game at Stockton. In this game Patterson
and Pierson tore loose, and gave remarkable exhibitions. Patter-
son shot baskets with his eyes shut, and Pierson guarded so well,
that Moore, their crack forward, didn 't even get a shot. The game
was hot, and we won 31-17.
8. Fresno vs. Turlock. This is the third year we met Fresno
for the Valley honors. Fresno started with a rush and finished
with the same spirit. We were in very poor form and missed
many easy shots, so were defeated, 40-20. This put us out of the
race for the state championship.
Second Team Games
Our dear little "Midgets," went through the season without
a defeat, and now weep because they can find no more
worlds to
conquer. We only wish it were possible for them to have entered
for the coast championpionship in their weight.
It's not necessary to describe their games as the scores show
the result:
1. Turlock vs. Stockton Ath. 145 ........ T. H. S. won 18-17
2. Denair H. S. vs. Turlock ............ H H 24-16
3. Oakdale vs. Turlock ............... H " 49-22
4, Turlock vs. Newman ............. ' H 47-21
5. Gustine H. S. vs. Turlock ........ " 72-13
6. Turlock vs. Hughson Ath. ..... U 24-16
7. Turlock vs. Modesto 2nd ....... H 32-15
8. Ceres vs. Turlock ................... " " 45-20
9. Hughson Ath. vs. Turlock ........ H " 55-15
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13. Stockton Midgets vs. Turlock .... " 39-23
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Because of the long basket ball season, we didn 't get started in
baseball until late. As we have no diamond of our own. Mr.
Dockham kindly consented to our using the town diamond. We
have a good -team this year and hope to win the first honors of this
division at least.
Mar. 29. Modesto vs. Turlock. We entered this game with
hardly any practice. Error after error was made, and hits were
free. Modesto scored four runs in the early part, but we came
back in the sixth, and seventh innings for a total of nine runs.
Modesto made a spurt and tied the score in the last two innings.
At our last half, we hit twice and won the game. The score was
10-9 in our favor.
April 5. Turlock vs. Oakdale. In the Hrst inning we scored
once. In the third, Oakdale scored three times, and thought the
game was won. But we came back and hit the ball all over the
lot, winning by 11-3.
April 10. Turlock vs. Ceres. This was the best game of the
season. It was fast and close and had we made fewer errors or
hit the ball at times, we would have won. The score was 2-3 in
the favor of Ceres.
Three other games were played. Turlock met Oakdale on
their diamond, the result being another overwhelming score in
favor of us.
A second game with Ceres resulted in our second defeat at
their hands. We are forced to give Ceres credit for having a
strong base-ball aggregation, just strong enough to be the only
school which could defeat us in the league.
Modesto received a second beating at our hands a week later.
Although the score was very much one-sided, the game was a good
one.
This ended our base-hall season, we ranking second to Ceres,
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Girls' Athletics
Of late years, there has come a very evident change which the
present war does not account for. That change has taken place
in girls' athletics, and is attributed to the boys. They, it seems,
are beginning to fill too much space. Not that they're getting
fatter! Dear, no! The high-priced potatoes, onions, and shoes
forbid that-Goodrich? Well, he's been raising potatoes, you
see. As I said, the boys are beginning to cover too much terri-
tory, While the girls, naturally, are compelled to withdraw. Games
have been played at Turlock High practically every week. That
is, boys' games. The Midgets and the First Team have been so
popular that they have always arranged for two games a night,
excluding the Girls' Team. They think that the spectators are not
equal to two games plus the great excitement of a girls' game.
Therefore, we have been obliged to stand in the back-ground.
' However, Girls' Basket Ball has not entirely died out, as was
evident in the few good games we had. Blood-curdling battles
were fought with Oakdale and Lodi at Turlock, on December
fifteenth and twenty-second, respectively. In both contests, our
"Blue and Gold" team left the field with flying coolrs. Fortune
was more unfavorable after those victories, for when we assumed
the offensive against Oakdale and Lodi, we left both scenes, de-
feated.
Several practice games were played between picked teams in
our gymnasium, which were of interest and physical benefit to us,
if not to the spectators.
We are all proud of our golden "T's", and hope next year to
Jvin more honors for dear old Turlock High.
The Wearers of the "Fla" are:
Bertha Cunningham ...... ...........,....... G uard
Ruth Olson ....,.............. ..........,........,,.. G uard
Mary Butolph . ........., ......... T ouch Center
Mabel Olson ........ Side Center
Jessie Mills .......... ........... F orward
Montana Delbon ...... ........... F orward
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Evelyn Confer ..... ................... S ubstitute
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with a vim this year. Heretofore
we have been only in the district
1 league, but early this year the stu-
dent body voted to enter the state
league. Two teams, of two debat-
ers each, are kept in the field all the
time. Two debates on the same
question are held on the same night.
The team staying at home takes the
affirmative, and the one which goes
to another school upholds the nega-
tive side of the assigned question.
No student can debate more than
three times during the year, and
every school debates at least twicej.
Early in the fall those interest-
ed in debating met and organized
The Debating Club, choosing Har--
old McMurry as president.
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l mitted for the try-outs, and the
club chose the question, "Resolv-
ed, "That Compulsory Arbitration
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States for the Settlement of In-
dustrial Disputes. " F ourteen
,W students prepared speeches and
delivered them before the student body, the faculty acting as
judges. As a whole, these were tl1e best try-outs Turlock has ever
had. Every one did well, and there was considerable speculation
as to who should be chosen. The faculty finally chose Sibyl An-
derson, Alice Chappell, Carl Jolmson, and Harold McMurry to
represent Turlock in the lirst league debates. U
These came on December 1. The question was, "Resolved,
That the United States should call in the Latin American Re-
publics to Help us Enforce Monroe Doctrine." Sibyl Anderson
and Alice Chappell stayed at home, taking the atlirmative of the
question against the Oakdale High debaters. The debate was
close and hard fought, but Turlock, having a better rebuttal than
Oakdale succeeded in capturing the decision by a two to one vote.
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On the same night Carl Johnson and Harold McMurry upheld the
negative side of the question at Patterson against Patterson High
School. Turlock won an easy victory and brought home an unani-
mous decision.
Carl Johnson being very busy, asked that another might take
his place on the team. Paul Nystrom was then chosen to succeed
Carl.
The next series of debates came on January 12. The subject
was "Resolved, That the President of the United States Should be
Elected for a Term of Six Years and Should be ineligible for Re-
electionf' Sibyl Anderson and Alice Chappell again stayed at
home, upholding the affirmative against Hughson High School.
Our girls put up a good fight, but the decision was unanimous in
favor of Hughson. Harold McMurry and Paul Nystrom defended
the negative side of the question. They debated with the Ceres
High School team at Ceres. They, too, had the misfortune of
losing the debate. For some unaccountable reason, Ceres won the
decision by a two to one vote. The loss of these two debates elimi-
nated us from the state league contests for this year.
Our next debate was with Ceres to decide permanent posses
sion of the silver cup given by Mr. C. V. Lundahl, a prominent.
public-spirited citizen of Turlock. In this debate, we were repre-
sented by Alice Chappell and Harold McMurry. The debate was
held at Ceres March 9. The question was, "Resolved, That the
Japanese Should be Admitted to the United States Upon the Same
Terms as Nationals of Europe." We had the negative side.
This was the hardest fought battle of the year, but we won the de-
cision two to one, and brought home the cup in triumph.
The last inter-school debate was with Modesto High School.
April 27. The two schools had decided to have a practice debate
choosing a junior and a freshman to represent each school. Tur
lock chose Paul Nvstrom, junior, and Clyde Chappell, freshmen.
The subjest for debate was. i'Resolved, That Congress Should
Enact a Law Providing for Compulsory Arbitration of Industrial
Disputes." Our team did excellent work and walked away with
an unanimous decision.
During the year the junior class has shown a great deal of
interest in debating, and took it as a regular part of the English
work. Every member of the classes debated at some time. One
class then chose its three best debaters and challenged the other
class to a debate. This was given before the debating society
with members of the faculty acting as judges. The subject was.
"Resolved, That the United States Should Admit the Japanese
Upon the Same Terms as the Nations of Europe." Sibyl Ander-
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against Helen Goodrich, William Fariss, and Arthur' Newman.
Excellent Work was done by both sides. The affirmative won by a
two to one vote.
The under classmen have shown a great interest in debating,
and, as three members of our team will be graduated this year, we
must look to the younger students to uphold the honor of Turlock
lligh School in future debating contests. We mean to remain
members of the state league and hope to get into the inter-district
ALICE B. CHAPPELL '17.
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The lirst thing accomplished this year in the Way of Dramatics
was the "Follies of 1917," an entertainment given by the senior
class for the benefit of the Student Body Association. This enter-
tainment Was presented on February twenty-second and twenty'
third in the High School Auditorium.
The Program was as follows:
PART I.
tal Opening' Chorus .,.,.,..,......... Mixed Double Quartette
tbl Piano and Violins.
PART II.
Living Songs in Living Pictures.
tal "The Rosary." Cel "Annie Laurie."
tbl "Drink to Me Only ffl "Sweet and Low."
With Thine Eyes." Cgl "Mother Machi-ee."
fcl "Kathleen Mavour- Chl "Jaunita."
neen." til "Tipperary"
Cdl "Ben Bolt." Cjl "America"
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Black Faced Minstrelsy-Consisting of Songs, Dances, Con-
undrums, Sketches, J ags, and Stump Speeches.
PART IV.
t'Engaging Janet"-A Farce in one act.
CHARACTERS.
Janet Clark, who is looking for a career ........ Stacy Bacon
Miss Briggs, of the Amalgamated Charities ........................
Alice Chappell
Madame Maude, with a line of toilet requisites and talk
Anna M. Kline
Miss Bumpus of Berkeley, a literary li ght, .... Mabel Olson
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FOLLIES OF l9I7-CAST OF HENGAGING JANET"
FOLLIES OF l9I7hCAsT OF LIVING PICTURES
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Farewell Chorus ....,,.............,.................................. Aloha Oe
fUkuleles, banjos, mandolins and guitarsj.
The house was packed both nights and about ninety-one dol-
lars was cleared. This money was gratefully accepted by the
Student Body Association, and went toward publishing our high
school annual.
The Seniors had heaps of fun practicing under the direction
of M. K. Martin, who has been one of the sponsors for the Class of
'17 during its last two years in High. It was due very largely to
his dramatic skill and untiring efforts that the program was such
a success. The Class of '17 here take the opportunity of publicly
thanking Mr. M. K. Martin for his kindly aid.
The second thing accomplished this year in Dramatics was
the presentation of the annual High School Play May 17, 1917.
The play was "Mr, Bob," a comedy in two acts.
A very short sketch is as follows: Miss Becky, is so fond of
cats that she has them "on the brain," and summons her architect
with plans for converting the upper part of the house into a home
for her pets. Mr. Brown "comes down" with the codicil of her
mother's will. Amusing incidents develop through mistaken iden-
tities. The comedy is further enlivened by Patty, the maid, and
Jenkins, the butler, whose H 'eart beats beneath 'is breast for
'er." The most exciting feature of the play is the boat race in
which Phillip has agreed not to sail. Mr. Bob, the "weak speci-
men of a man" wins the race and receives her reward which is
Phillip's yacht and all that goes with it, Philip having sworn never
to part with his yatch. All agree that the day will be long re-
membered as the one in which "Mr, Bob won the race and Mr.
Brown came down."
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Miss Rebecca Luke ........................................ Orlena Garner
Katherine Rogers, her niece ..,..... ....... M ontana Delbon
Philip Royson, her nephew ....... ....... V irgil Hodges
Patty, her maid ....................... ........ J ennie Dahlin
J enkins, her butler ............. ........ P aul Nystrom
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Marian Bryant, Katherine's friend ................ Stacy Bacon
Mr. Brown, clerk for the law firm of Benson 85
Benson ........................................ Wm. Carlton McN1nch
The play kept the house roaring continually and was surely a
comedy in the true sense of the word.
About one hundred twenty-Eve dollars was cleared, one-half
of which was given to the Red Cross and the other half to the Local
Relief Association.
The success of the play was largely due to the excellent assist-
ance of Mrs. Hester who has been chosen for the last three years
to coach the high school plays. Mrs. Hester has donated her time
and labor without recompense and the Student Body hereby ex-
press their gratitude to her.
VALERIE SvvNsoN, 17.
Ninety-eight
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"There let the pealing organ blow
To the full voic'd quire below,
In service high and anthems clear.
As may with sweetness, through mine ear
Dissolve me int exta ie
o s s,
And bring all Heav'n before mine eyes."
-Milton,
VVhat Would this world be like if there were no music? Noth
ing to cheer us when We feel discouraged-nothing to express our
joy When We are happy? Certainly a dreary and monotonous
place to live in!
We feel proud to say that we have five musical organizations
in our High School-the Boys' Glee, the,Girls' Glee, the Mixed
Double Quartet, the Mixed Chorus, and the Orchestra. Last year
the Double Quartet Was composed of girls only, but this year four
boys have taken the place of four of the girls.
Instead of our annual Musicale, We gave the operetta Merry
Milkmaids, Written by Charles Gabriel. The different musical
clubs Worked on it long and faithfully, and were able to render it
at the Turlock Theater, on Friday night, March 30. There was a
full house, and it proved a decided success. About one hundred
ninety dollars was realized. One hundred dollars of this money
was used to help defray the expenses of our annual, the Alert, and
the rest Was used to purchase new records for the Victrola, which
is a new addition to the music department. We not only owe this
to the untiring efforts of Miss Barnard, whom we are fortunate in
having With us this year as our instructor in music, but We feel
that she has Worked up the various musical organizations to a high
degree of excellency.
We have had a pleasant custom in our high school of having
some special music or singing every Friday morning, when We all
assemble in the auditorium. This year the custom has been con-
Ninety-nine
tinued. We have enjoyed these little treats, and they have proved
valuable both to the entertainers and to the entertained.
Our music department is now six years old. It has been im-
proved every year, and we feel that this year's Work has brought
it to such a high place that we have every reason to feel very
proud. -
MARIE BERGSTROM 'l7.
Cast of Operetta
"The Merry Milkmaidsn
Queen of the Milkmaids .,..,,,...,......,,.,,,,.... Valerie Swenson
Dorothy-Who loses her heart ................ Augusta Carlquist
Monica-the Indian Fortune Teller .... Erna Schattenberg
Margery ..........................,.,,.,.,.........,...,.,.......... Mary Butolph
Juanita ........ .....,. A raxie Vartanian
Anita ............... .....,.. E sther Jorgenson
Ruth .................. ........ ................................ E ffi e Converse
Village Judge .......... . ..................,.................. Burton Burman
Two Jolly Farmers .......... Carlton McNinch, Wayne Boner
Commodore fBeggarJ ...................,i...,..,........ Selah Pereira
Doctor fPeddlerl ...................................... Harold McMurry
Farmer Jim .,............... .,...,.. F letcher Turner
Farmer Joe ................................,......................... Orlo Curtice
CHORUS OF MAIDS
Orlena Garner, Alice Chappell, Doris Olson, Gladys Olson,
Daisy Turner, Helen Leedom, Verna Lindblad, Vera Hall, Mar-
guerite Jackson, Opal Hanville, Mabel Olson, Margaret O'Brien,
Mary McNinch, Lillie Nordeen, Lois Childs, Margery Dockham,
Montana Delbon.
CHORUS OF FARMER BOYS.
Russell Boner, Harold Jones, Robert Sinclair, Ernest Lewis,
Eric Olson, Robert Sutherland, Albert Olson, George Nimtz,
George Curtice, Elmer Hanson, Clyde Chappell, Arthur Sinclair,
Leland Curtis, Albin Larson.
Accompaniments by High School Orchestra.
OneHundred
THE MERRY M1LKMA1Ds" CAST
ORCHESTRA
GIRLS, GLEE CLUB
Boys' GLEE CLUB
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The club opened at the beginning of the vcar by calling a
meeting for the purpose of electing oliicers for the year. The fol-
lowing oliicers were elected:
Ralph McVey ....,....... ...,......,.... P resident
Reuben Soderquist ,...l .,..,,... V ice-President
Paul Uross ,....,....... .,,.....,., S ecretary
Wayne Boner ....................,...,.......,......................... Treasurer
To further the interests of the club, an invitation to join the
club was extended to all students interested in agriculture. At
this time all members of the first year agricultural class became
members.
Throughout the year several meetings were called to discuss
topics of interest and plans for trips during the vacations. Our
iirst trip, the annual Thanksgiving picnic, was well planned, but
the inclement weather made it impossible for us to go. This was
a great disappointment to the boys.
The club has adopted plans for carrying on a hog feeding con-
test, in which many of the members are taking part. However,
this is not limited to the members of the club, for anv other boys
between the ages of ten and eighteen may also take part, if they
desire to do so. This contest will run for six months. At the end
of the time the hogs will be put on exhibition at a local fair. In
this contest each contestant will strive, in the given time, to put
the greatest number of pounds on his hog at the least cost. Fifty
dollars will be given away in prizes to the three most successful
feeders.
Our club is steadily growing and next year we expect a still
larger number of members, which will stimulate more interest and
enable us to do more along agricultural lines.
FRED JOHNSTON '18.
One Hundred Five
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Honorary
Clark, Maud, fMrs. F. H. Glassonl 1910 ........ .......... S an Jose
Martin, M. K., 1915 ....................................... ........ T urlock
Hickey, Alice J., 1916 ...... ........... ......., ' F nrlock
Nichols, Leroy, 1916 ,....... ................. ........ T u rlock
1908
Osborn, Chesley lOsborn 85 Soul ....... ......r. T urlock
1909.
Hollingsworth, Alice Cdeceasedl.
Klien, Crystal V. fMrs. Walter Brownl ................................ Turlock
Sahlberg, Manley W. C University of California, '17J ........ Berkeley
1910.
Angholm, Emma CTeacherJ ........................ ....... ...................
Baker, Harry CTeacherl .......................................... ......... M erced
Brier, Ruby G. CUniVersity of California '15l .................... Turlock
Dorward, Chester fFarmerJ .......................................,...... Sebastopol
Gibson, Paul, fTeacherl ............................. ....... ........... T u rlock
Osborn, Erva fMrs. William Donaldj ...... .......... B erkelev
Osborne, Ethel fMrs. Rae Colvinj ............. , ....o... Turlock
Roberts, Nellie CMrs. Marion Bagleyj ,....... .,................. T urlock
Thornburg, Ada fTeacherl ............................ ..................... N ewman
Turner, Mabel I Mrs. Charles Swansonj ...... ........ C rows Landing'
Wold, Joana fBookkeeperJ ......................... .......,........... T urlock
VVolfl, Marie fTeacherJ ......... ...........................,. T urlock
One Hundrred Six
1911
Anderson, Charlotte lllniversity of California, '
151 ......., Berkeley
Blair, Edward W. ....,.................,........,.................................. Marysville
Burrows, Flora fMrs. Klintl .,....
Greene. Adda 1Mrs. Elginl ........
Nicholauson, Elda Clleacherl ....,....,.
Snider, Myrtle ............i......,..........,..,...,.
1912.
Anderson, Clara fMrs. Chester Millsl ......
....fffffilr'iiilliLQl3
...,,.,,..La Grange
.........,Berkeley
............,.,...Hemet
Anderson, Joseph ..............,.........,V..,r.............., .......... S an Francisco
Beardsley, Eunice ...,.,.,..................,............................. Tempe, Arizona
Berlin, Harold lNorthWestern Universityl .....,
Carlquist, Ellen CMrs. Earnest Forsmarkl .... .
...........,........Chicago
....,,......,...'llurlock
Claes, Ruth fBookkeeperl ..,...,....,.................... ............... 'll urloek
Dorris, Veryl CMrs. R. A. Halll ..,................................... Eldora, Iowa
Ellis, Elizabeth .......,.,................................,............,,...,..,,.,....... Turlock
l-lollinusworth, Mildred lSan .lose Normal '14l
Lindholm, Alice CUniversity of California '16l
Mains, Kathleen CMrs. Chesley Csbornl ..,.,.........
McCart, Margaret ................................,...........
Menzies, Winifred ,.,........
Mills, Ida Ulleacherl ......,................,.....
Mills, Chester fPostofficel ......................
....................Denair
................Berkeley
............Turlock
........Santa Cruz
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.....................Hemet
Olson, Emery fColumhia Universityl ,..............,........ New York City
Cshorne, Jesse fBakerl ......................................,...............,.,. Stockton
Rapp, Carl P. fllniversity of California '18l ........
Turner, Mvrtle fMrs. Clifford McCart0rl .........
Vary, Ruth CMrs. Jesse Csbornel .................
VVhite, Fern flowa State College, '17J ........
1913.
Baxter, Annie QClifford's Stationery Storel
Brier, Pearl fUniversitV of California, '17l
Carlson, Ellen QSan Jose Normal, '15J ...............
Claes, Naome CSan Jose Normal, '16J ..............,..
Coonradt, Ernest ..,......................................................
Douglas, Ellen fUniversity of California, '17l
Ellis, Harold .....,.............................................,.............
Farwell, Vida C Mrs. Western? ...............................
Greene, Emma fMrs. F. A. Krausej .....
Hinkson, Eva fMrs. Frank Steffmanj ...,.
Horne, Erma CBookkeeperl ..........................
Hultman, Reinhold f Electrical Schooll .......
Ono Hundred Seven
...San F ranciseo
.............Madeline
..........Stockton
........Turlock
............Turlock
.,........Berkelev
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Oakland
..................BerkeleV
............'l'urlock
..........Stockton
.........San Jose
.......Modesto
........Turlock
.......Oakland
Kersey, Myrtis CArts and Crafts Schooll .........
Larson, Lillie CSan .lose Normal, '15l .,..
Lee, Clifford QClifford Stationery Storej
Lundell, Ruth fSan Jose Normal '14j
McCart, Lucien ..............,..............,..,,.......,.,,
McCreary, Aaron fPenn Universityj ......
Norton, Charlotte QMrs. Whitey ............,...............,.......,.
Olson, Ruell fUniVersity of Southern Cal., '19J ...........
.........Berkeley
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Santa Cruz
........Turlock
.Los Angeles
Peterson, Ethel fSan Jose Normal '15J ....................,..,......
Ross, Lurena fBookkeeperJ .................................,....,.......
Schattenburg, Otto fllniversity of California, '19j
.,,...,.Turlock
....,.....Berkeley
Schorer, Bernice CUniversity of California, '17j ................ Berkeley
Vaughn, Zora .........,.....................,...........,..........,.,....... ,......... T urlock
1914.
-Bates, John ...........,..........,,.,................. l...,..........,,...,
Bevans, Margaret fBookkeeperJ ..,.. .......... T urlock
Bothun. Mabel QB0okkeeperJ ,.....................................,,..,....... Turlock
Carlson, Esther CBookkeeperl .,.............................................. Turlock
Cunningham, Grant CUniversity of California, '19J ......,.., Berkeley
Falk, Ellen ......................,,...,......................................,,............,... Turlock
Hale, Erma ...........,,....................................,...............,.....,.......... Turlock
Hohenthal, William CUniversity of California, '18l
........Berkeley
Hollingsworth, Christine K Pacific Collegej ........ New Burg, Oregon
J aderburg, Gail CTeacherJ ................ . .,............ ...... .... ........... T u r lock
Johnson, Emma fMrs. E. Maurierj ............ ........................,
Klien, Reba ..,.i...,.............................................. ..,...... T urlock
Lewis, Hallie fMrs. Britton's Storel ........ ....... ' llurlock
Pratt, William ..................A........................... ....... D enair
Riffel, Sarah fBookkeeperJ ........ .......... T urloek
Swanson, Carl CFarmerJ ....................... .............. T urlock
Whittlesey, Clara fTeacherJ .................... ......... L ivingston
Woehl, Esther CA. SL E. Woehl Storey ,,,,,,..
Wren, Agnes CBusiness College? ................. .......
1915.
..........Turlock
.,....,,,,Oakland
Aurell, Alvin qLeland Stanford University, 'ZZOJ ............ Palo Alto
Betts, Emma ........,............................................,........................................
Bergstrom, Bernard CUniversity of California, 'QOH ........ Berkeley
Bostrum, Amy CBookkeeperJ .................................................. Turlock
Bostrum, Emily fBookkeeperJ .................,......... ................. T urlock
Carlquist, Agnes fBookkeeperJ .....,........ ....... T urlock
Carson, Hazel CSan Jose Normal, '17J ........ ........ S an Jose
Chatom, Tom .................. . ............................. .......... T urlock
Cole, Edgar ........ ....... ....... ....... ...... S t o c kton
One Hundred Eight
Cooper, Paul lUniversity of Southern Cal., 'QOH .......... Los Angeles
Dwight, Vivian ..........................,........................................ .Los Angeles
Erickson, Adeline fUniversity of California, '19H ............ Berkeley
Erickson, Alice tSan Jose Normal, '17H ...........,.................. San Jose
Gowanlock, Charles ............................................ ......... S an Francisco
Hagstrom, Eleanor ,.,.,...,,,,,..,,.,,.,,............. ............................ T urlock
Hester, Vella fState Normal ScoholH .................... Cedar Falls, Iowa
Lewis, Hazel CFresno NormalH ................................................ Fresno
Lindblom, Florence CUniversity of WashingtonH .... Seattle, Wash.
Merman, George CStandard Oil Co.H .................................... Newman
Nystrom, Florence QBusiness CollegeH ...................... San Francisco
Newman, Theodore CUniversity of Southern Ca. 'QOH, Los Angeles
Ocken, Eric, fFarmerH ..,..,.,.......,.,.,,,.,.l..,,..,.,.,.....,...,.,................. Keyes
Porterfield, Madge lFresno NormalH ...... ......... F resno
Ross, Clare COsborn Sa SonH ...................................... ........... T urlock
Sale, Elizabeth .,......,........................A........,................................. Turlock
Stagg, Samuel CUniversity of Southern Cal., 'l9H ........ Los Angeles
Spensley, Floyd CElectrical SchoolH ...................................... Oakland
Wells, Golden .............................................................................. Turlock
Baird, Helen ...i.........................................................,.................. Turlock
Berlin, Brooks C University of Southern Cal., 'QOH Los Angeles
Bothun, Walter lFarmerH ...........................,............................ Turlock
Brier, Fyrne ,...,....,,,..,,...........,,.,,...........,,,.,,...,i.......,...,.,..,..,,...,, Turlock
Brooks, Ralph QUniversity of Southern Cal., 'QOH ...... Los Angeles
Burrows, Ralph fFarmerH .....,.........................................
-....-...Canada
Curtis, Annie fUniversity of Southern Cal., 'QOH ........ Los Angeles
Decker, Bernice ...........A.......,........................................ .......,... T urlock
Ferguson, Bessie QColleg'e of Pacific, 'QOH ...........
Funston, Harriet f College of Pacific, 'QOH .......
Gaston, Winifred ...,...........................................
Heckman, Elma C Stockton NormalH ..................
......San Jose
......San Jose
.......Turlock
.......Stockton
Hodges, Virgil QPost Graduate T. H. S.H ......... .................. T urlock
Hosmer, Newell CSchool of OsteopathismH ....... ,.........
Johnson, Esther fBusiness CollegeH .............. ........
Los Angeles
.Los Angeles
Johnson, Frieda fSan Francisco N ormalH ................ San Francisco
Leedon, Tinley! Standard O11 Co.H .................... ...,.............. T urlock
Ornberg, Edyth CBookkeeperH .................,............
Osborn, Jack fUniversity of California, 'QOH ......
Riley, Robert fUniversity of Pomona, 'QOH .......
..............Turlock
.........Berkeley
..........Pomona
Roberts, Lillian C College of Pacific, 'QOH .................. ........ S an Jose
Schier, Samuel CUniversity of California, 'QOH ...... ......... B erkeley
Shaifer, Harry CHolt Mfg. Co.H .........,.......................,............ Stockton
Thompson, Hollis fUniversity of Redlands, 'QOH .............. Redlands
Wolfe, Lola CUniversity of California, 'QOH ........................ Berkeley
One Hundred Nine
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We have greatly enjoyed reading the Exchanges this year.
They have brought us into touch with other schools, and given us
suggestions whereby we may improve our own annual. We are
glad to learn what other schools are doing. Most of the annuals
were better than usual. If one department of a publication
seemed a little weak, that was more than offset by some especially
good feature of another department. We hope that our comments
will be taken in a friendly spirit, for you can be assured that they
are prompted by only one motive, the desire to be helpful to you
and to ourselves.
" Sycamore, " Modesto:
It has been a pleasure to read the Sycamore. We oifer no
criticisms save that a few poems would add to the interest of the
publication.
' ' Yuba Delta, ' ' Marysville:
You have a clever class history. Where are your artists and
camera men? You can be proud of your Cadets.
"Aurora," Anderson:
You have an interesting paper, neat and nicely arranged.
Come again.
"Cereal," Ceres:
Your literary dpeartment is above par. Your poets seem to
be extremely industrious.
"Copa De Oro," Fillmore:
Why not give names to your seniors? Your cuts and snap-
shots add greatly to the attractiveness of your annual. We are
glad to note that you have no advertisements.
-' ' Chanticleer, " Dixon :
You have a goodly number of stories, but your literary depart-
ment over-balances the rest of your book. A few snapshots would
improve your annual.
H Trident, " Santa Cruz:
You have a well balanced annual. Your class history and
prophecy are clever. Your cover design is neat and attractive.
" Searchlight, " San Rafael:
Have your seniors no past or future? Your departments
One Hundred Ten
could be improved, but the joshes "neutralize" this. Why put
advertisements on the cover?
' ' Manzanita, ' ' Le Grand :
Your work is good. A few more cuts would improve the ap-
pearance of your book and add to its interest.
"Orange and Black," Coalingoz '
"Tam O'Shanter Up to Date" is clever. A few more poems
and snapshots would improve your annual. We would suggest
that a better grade of paper be used.
' ' El Susurro, " Monterey:
A very good paper. Your literary department is excellent.
Apparently you have a great deal of school spirit.
" Las Me1norias," Denair:
A very good paper for your first attempt. Keep up the good
work.
"Tokay," Lodi:
You have a superfine annual, one of the best of our exchanges.
Your cover design is excellent, as are your stories and poetry.
" Haysayamper, " Prescott, Arizona:
We congratulate your editors on the production of so fine an
annual. We should like to hear from you again.
We have received the following weeklies and dailies during
the year and are very grateful for them: Student Life, Pomona,
Daily Californian, U. C., Daily Palo Alto, Stanford, Trojan, U. S.
U., P. I. H. S., Flyer, Presque Isle, Maine, University Farm
"Agricola," Davis, The Pacific Weekly, College of the Pacific,
Boomerang, Modesto High.
. RALPH MCVEY '18.
One Hundred Eleven
Guess What?
OORA M. MORRISON '17,
A dash, a lunge
A desperate plunge
l'be mad torrents part asunder.
A crash, a rattle
A roar as of battle,
Well, you may stop and wonder.
A twist, a wiggle
An echoing giggle,
Are there voices excitingly calling?
A shriek, a shout
An awful bout,
lt sounds as if timbers were falling.
A leap, a thump
A bone-breaking jump,
Now disaster must surely befall.
A hush, some chatter,-
Well, whta is the matter?
.Xssembly's out-+that's all.
U. Goodrich: If I stand on my head, the blood all rushes to
my bead, doesn't it?
N 0 one ventured to contradict him.
"Now," he continued triumphantly, "when I stand on my
feet, why doesn't the blood all rush into my feet?"
"Because," replied Pat, "your feet are not empty." A
Mr. Nichols lin biology, telling of snakes eating eggs, wholel.
Inquisitive Soph: H How do the snakes break the shells and
digest the eggs?"
Mr. Nichols: "Oh, I guess they crawl along and bump
against a rock."
R. Hook: "Which is correct, I am a fool, or I are a fool?"
N. Humble: "Wl1y, I am a fool, of course."
R. llook Cgrinningj : "I always knew it."
One Hundred Twelve
PHILISOPHY.
To kiss a Miss you ought to kiss
Is not to kiss amiss,
But to kiss the Miss you ought to miss
And to miss the Miss you ought to kiss
Is to kiss a Miss amiss.-Ex.
EXAMINATION GEMS.
Epidermis is what keeps your skin on.
The torrid zone is caused by the friction of the equator which
runs around the earth in the middle.
Longitude and latitude are imaginary lines on the earth which
show you which way you are going.
Sinister is an unmarried maid.
A vacuum is an empty place where the Pope lives.
A Mr. Newton invented gravity with the aid of an apple.
There was no such a man as Hamlet. He lived in Denmark.
A curve is a straight line that has been bent.
The climate is caused by hot and cold weather.
The Pagans were a contented race until the Christians came
among them.
A moat was something like a wart which grew on barons.
A boy, who is amphibious, can use all of his hands.
The days are shorter in winter because the cold contracts.
Gold was discovered in California before anyone knew it was
there. -
Mars is the name of a star so far off it would take a million
years to walk there in an express train.
A goblin is a turkey. '
A landscape is what you run down the side of a house on when
the house is on fire.
A miracle is anything that someone does that can 't be done.
RATHER EXPENSIVE.
Bessie B.: "Zella is such a resourceful girl."
Emma R.: "Is she?"
Bessie B.: "Why, the other day when she'd left her powder
puff at home she powdered her nose with a marshmellowf'
WELL INFORMED.
Miss Coleman fin geometryj: 'tWhat is an angle?"
H. Hultberg: "A line with the cramps."
Roland Hook with his trombone was put at the head of the
One Hundred Thirteen
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parade. Anything to attract attention, you know.
Mr. Nichols Cin historylz "lVl'1o can tell me a thing of im-
portance that did not 'N
exist a hundred years ago?"
Robert Q.: "Me"
Goon ADVICE.
If at first you don 't deceive
Lie, Lie again.
man is a favored guy
Heaven does not 0 h'
The bald
n 1m frown
The bald man doesn't have to die
'llo get his shining crown.-FIX.
A Voice: "Aloy! What are you doing out there."
Alcy: "Pm looking at the moon, mother."
Voice: "Well, tell the moon to go home, and eomein off that
porch. It's half-past eleven."
And immediately the sound of a Reo broke the stillness of
the night.
One Hundred Fourteen
Victim: "Pm awfully sorry tl1at my engagements prevent
my attending your lyceum, but I shall be with you in spirit."
Mr. Hester: "Splendid! And where would you like your
spirit to sit? I have ticekts here for reserved seats at a dollar and
twenty-five cents.', N
Mr. Hester tin historyl: "The South raised vegetables and
made their own clothing."
Harold M.: "They also raised bananas and made slippers."
Paul Cross: "They say pretty babies are always homely
when grown up and homely babies are always pretty when they
grow up."
George Curtis: "My, what a homely baby I must have been."
Miss Hickey thlnglish IV J: "What was the occupation of
Boswell?" -
Erna S.: "He was a Scotchmanf'
If a few Nichols
Could make Zella Neal
And Norman be Humble
And Roland Hook Bacon,
lVould it make Paul Cross?
Three little freshies in High School
And only room for two.
And the teachers felt bad,
And the board looked sad,
And said, "Oh, what shall we do?
With three little freshies in High School
And only room for two."
Carl Johnson fdebatingl: "As Daniel Webster says in his
great dictionary-
"It was Noah who wrote the dictionary," whispered Alice
Chappell,
Carl: "Noah, nothing: Noah built the ark."
Clifford G. fin physics IVD : "Ch speaking of electricity that
makes me think-"
Anna Margaret: "Really, Clifford, isn't it remarkable what
electricity can do!"
One Hundred Fifteen
Question: Wl1y is A. Chappell's recitation in history like
Quebec?
Ans.: Because it is built on a bluff.-EX.
Orlena Garner: "I'm going to be a milkmaid in the
Operettaf'
Arthur Sinclair: "You're too 1ittle.',
O. G.: "Well, can 't I be a condensed milkmaid?"
Pat: "What's the difference between a lemon and a rotten
egg?77
Gus: "Why I don't know."
Pat: "Well then, you'll never be my cook."
A. M. K.: "Don't yon know that if you smoke cigarettes you
will never learn to save?"
H. Jones: "Oh I don't know, I've got a hundred and fifty
coupons now."
Mr. Nichols: 'tDon't you find that a baby brightens up a
household wonderfully.
"Yes," said Mr. Martin with a sight, "we have the light on
most of the night now."
Miss Coleman pointing to parallel lines on the board, "Roland
tell me how the lines are related to each other."
Roland Hook Qafter a pausel: "They're twins."
A. M. K.: "I've just bought a talking machine."
S. Bacon: "'l'hat's nothing. I've heard of people who mar-
ried them."
Mr. Martin Ctalking about Senior "Follies"J: "I've wor-
ried about this so much. I've even lain awake nights-"
Bill Farris: t'Tending to the baby?"
Miss Hickey fEnglish IVJ: "Was there ever a time in the
history of the world when everything was perfect? How about in
the Garden of Eden?"
Augusta C.: "I don t remember that."
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Mr. Learned fphysicsl: "Clifford, if you were building a
house, what sort of heating system would you install?"
Clifford Cslowly waking from a dreamjz "Our house?"
One Hundred Sixteen
Harold M. Qphysicsj : "That Power Company bought up all
those dam sites.
Mr. Hester Q History IVJ: 'tWhat duties do the states
accomplish that you are interested in?
Esther J.: "The States regulate the marriage and divorce
laws
SOME FALL.
Anna M.: "Did you hear about the fall Clifford Goodrich
took?
Vena J.: L'Was it when he slipped on a little Bacon?"
A. M. K. fphysicsjz "What happens to the light when it
gets dark?"
' YARDS OF IT.
Wayne B. fEng. IVJ : "Spencer Wrote poetry with eight
lines, five feet long, and one line six feet long.
Paul Cf. fldng. IVJ : "The knights were pledged to make the
right Wrong."
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METHUSELAH THE SECOND.
Leona S. Qldnglisli IV.J: "Spencer lived from 1440 to 1600.
SLIGHTLY MIXED.
A. M. K. to Alcy: "Let's Watch the boys put the shot-
throw."
Mr. Hester CHist. IVE: "In the Western state legislature,
any one Who disturbed the discussion Was suppressed by the chair
and sometimes with a chair."
Bill Farris Ctalking about Senior Folliesj: "And the audi
once, my boy, were glued to their seats."
Roland H.: "That certainly was a neat Way of keeping them
there."
SOME ACROBAT
Miss Plummer: "Now Watch the board, class, and I will run
through it quickly."
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SAD, BUT TRUE.
Absence makes the marks grow rounder.
Miss Hickey fEng. IVJ: They were contented and happy
because they didn't know any better.
CEMETERY Gossip.
Clifford G.: "Stacy, will you share my lot?"
Stacy B.: "No, thanks, I intend to be cremated."
"You're perfect," said the lover shy,
Then paused in tremulous dejection.
Then said the roguish maiden, "Why
Don't you try to gain perfection?"
-EX.
SELF-EVIDENT.
Jimmie H.: "Do you believe matches are made in heaven?"
Adolph P.: "Sure, what do they want with matches in the
other place?"
SOLID IvoEY.
Kingery: "Say, Curtice, did you know the people in London
were noted for their stupidity?"
G. Curtice: "Aw, go on."
Kingery: "Well, it says in your book that the population of
London is very dense."
GOOD EXCUSE.
Stacy B.: "Say, dad, the checks you give me are getting
smaller each time. Why is that?"
Mr. Bacon: "Why, it 's-er-because of the scarcity of paper."
Augusta: "I'm just half here today."
Alice: "Why, is 'nt Pat here?"
HEARD IN HISTORY IV.
M. Hester: "Why did not Webster resign with the rest of
the cabinet ? ' '
Milton O.: "He was negotiating with the Maine boundary
line."
Mr. H.: "How did the U. S. get Louisiana?"
Augusta: "Napoleon sold it to President Wilson."
RATHER ANCIENT.
Mr. H.: "That reminds me of an experience I had in 1808."
One Hundred Eighteen
ENGLISH IV.
Erna: "The schoolmaster in the Deserted Village could
argue with big Words if he lost his reason."
Miss Hickey: "Doesn't heretic mean an unbeliever?"
Wayne B.: "No. It means someone who has no faith."
WHAT RELATION IS HE?
Miss Hickey: "Antilochus was his older brother who died
before he was born."
Mr. Learned: "There is some quality abbut sound by which
you can tell whether it is a bass drum, a flute, or a hen crowingf'
Mr. Learned: "You could notice this if you were on two
trains on a double track."
PERFECTLY TRUE.
George Mills: "Do cigarettes hurt a fellow's brain?"
Paul Cross: "No, of course not. Fellows with brains don't
use them."
The cat ate the canary
He didn 't leave a thing
And now he goes out at night
And thinks he can sing.
Said a cheerful old bear at the zoo
"I never have time to feel blue,
If it bores me, you know,
To walk to and fro,
I reverse it and Walk fro and to."-Ex.
Mr. H.: "We are now in the second act of the history of our
country, and what is that. Miss Nyman"!"
Hattie N.: "The Navigation Act."
Erna: "The Swedes didn 't have any explorer, but they had
little posts along the Hudson River."
FROM THE PHYSICS LAB.
Mr. Learned: "If you had a barrel of cider to put into a
wagon, would you lift it, or pull it up an incline?"
Pat: "Neither: I'd drink it and jump in."
K 'REc'r.
Mr. Learned: "Why do bubbles increase in size as they
.ascend to the surface of the water?"
Anna Margaret: "Because they expand."
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FiCHOES FROM ENG., III.
"Robinson 11111509 built trees on his island."
"'l'ui'10ck is Woll liglitvml with paved streets."
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