Trona High School - Telescope Yearbook (Trona, CA)

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0 0 romotlon otlees It is the philosophy of our company to reward work well done. For the outstanding services rendered during the preceding twelve years, the following employees are to he com- mended and promotions shall he presented accordingly. M. Charles Robinson is to be promoted from Chief English Literature ham to the writer, producer, director, and star of Shakespeare's Hamlet, renamed Ham-let. Rosemarie Wheeler, having completed her appren- ticeship in Patty's Petite Paintshop, will assume her duties as head house painter for all of Searles Valley. As Hughie Hugh McPhail was recently elected the Valley's top Singing Pinboy, it is only fitting that he be promoted to foreman of the Union of Singing Waiters. It is well that Alvin Holliman has had practice in leadership for his future position shall be one of great importance: control of all ditch, trench, and reservoir digging. In order that the Trona paper might be of more value to our personnel, we have assigned Cecilia Du- vall to gather and arrange all unnecessary news. It is with gre-at pleasure that we announce that a successful business transaction has been completed by Ray Bell. He has sold his bike, this feat has earned him a high position on our sales staff. Because of his great bulk and lack of pecuniary comprehension, joseph Henry Ellis shall take over as sergeant-at-arms at the newly built Trona Theater. It is with due regard to the graying of Dorothy DeYoung's golden locks fbecause of her never-ending behind-the-counter worriesj, that we have promoted her to Recreational Secretary. It is with great regret that we demote Mr. George Pilcher to first clarinet and it is with equal rejoic- ing that we promote Miss Marybelle Egge to Band Director. Barbara May shall be promoted to thirty-third vice-president in charge of Public Relations in view of the fact that she has proved herself in the field of oratory. Bob Parks was unanimously voted model of the year. He looked so sweet in That little shirt that Mother made for me. During the course of years Donald Freeman has ably proved himself in the fields of butchering, re- tailing, and leadership in interscholastic organizations. Consequently he is to receive the title and job of Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. Miss Joyce Clark having ably conducted herself in all plant tours shall now take over and be given an assistant, Art Lewis. Her tour shall be called the Lewis and Clark expedition. Jerry Wallace has been transferred to the Stude- baker Corporation of America as chief breaker-in of new automobiles. A special position has been created for Aloha Hunter. Miss Hunter will spend her time knitting argyles to be worn by the Trona Tigers. One of our most efficient secretaries has been moved up to assistant Recreation Director. Janice Wallace Will be in charge of an athletic association for girls. Joan McGregor has been given a year's leave of ab- sence to return to THS to be Girls' League president. Evelyn Long has been appointed Chairman of the Food Committee for the annual reunion of the 36,532 employees of APBZCC. Clarence Pitt because of his outstanding mechan- ical ability has been placed in charge of repairing the bicycles, tricycles and Taylor Tots on Verbena Street. Rosie MacGavin and her Saxy Seven have been hired to replace the Prospectors for all Club Dances. After apprenticing for the last 12 years, the Man- agement has unanimously promoted Hugh Anderson to Diesel Repairer. ' The future job of Marlene Casey shall be complete Coffee Shop Manager. The management hopes she will refrain from serving tea and toast as the main menu too frequently. Because of his undying faithfulness and patience Louis Lopez shall receive his diploma and hearty con- gratulations from the faculty of Trona High School. Miss Arlene Harrison shall be promoted from extra curricular pupil to kindergarten teacher-in charge of the boys, of course. While on an expedition, Deacon Lewis went down in the cellar to pray. Since he has yet to return, we find it impossible to promote him at this time. Page Twenty-nine

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