Trona High School - Telescope Yearbook (Trona, CA)

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C etlrement lan The General Foremen,', farniliarly known as Seniors, have com posed a will leaving their assorted treasures, talents, and nuisances to the threadbare pack of nndeserving Fore- men. Theetestators generously came forth with the following will, casting Mr. Franklin off with the customary dollar: I, Joe Ellis, leave to Bill Sisco my strong will, character, and nights with the boys. He needs them. I, Art Deacon Lewis, leave my good name and my insatiable thirst to Marie Diehl. I, Cookie Wallace, leave my football brawn and ability to Eugene Bradburn. To Tiger Thompson, I, Hughie Anderson, leave my super dynamic personality and unending energy. I, Louie Lopez, will my siesta time to Marian Steger who doesn't find enough time to sleep at night. I, Aloha Hunter. leave my studious, quiet, and intelligent manner to Nancy Briggs. Since variety is the spice of life, I, Joan Mc- Gregor, leave my love for the males to deserving Beverly Simpson. I, Dorothy De Young, leave my hair rinse to Glenna Garrison who seems to have run out lately. I, Cecilia Duvall, will to True Seaborn my wasp waist which I inherited from Dick Best. I, Al Holliman, leave my sledge hammer and the whole Student Body to Chad Smith. I, Hugh McPhail, leave my operatic voice and style to Don Grau. To Holly Hurlocker, I, Barbara May, leave the darkroom-for developing pictures of course. I, Rhody Wheeler, leave to Philip Lopez my desire for the higher things in life. To my dear sister, Eileen, I, Mike Robinson, leave my eagle eyes and dainty feet. I, Marybelle Egge, will to Ronnie Holliman my clarinet so it will be easier for him to blow his own horn. I To Ira Russell, I, Janice Wallace, leave my ath- letic physique and romantic charms. I, Val Pipkin, leave my quiet ladylike manners and hate for all men in any shape or form to Irma Nicto. I Clarence Pitt, leave m Casanova charms and . Y way with the women to Gene Mauldin. I, Bob Parks, will to Bob Stevens my genuine Sears Roebuck guitar so that he can junk that off-beat trombone. To hard-working Bill Fuller, I, jerry Eyre, be- queath my position at the Trona Grocery Store. Requiescat in pace. My cultured and honey-toned voice I, Marlene Casey, leave to Wilma Dansby. I, Don Freeman, leave my spectacles and critical eye to Barry Farrah. To Barbara Hall, I, Arlene' Harrison, leave my enlightened and widespread interest in men, males, and small boys. I, Ray Bell. will to Jack Hackman my technique for setting pins slowly and methodically. I, Evelyn Long, give to Bert Nieto my great and good friend, John Lineback. Please guard him from the predatory advances of others in your class. I, Rosemary MacGavin, leave to Bill Roberson my Toni Kit. To Virginia Samuels, I, Joyce Clark, bequeath my violent emotions, grouchy disposition, and ex- treme patience. Against our will, we, the Seniors of 1950, leave. Page Twenty-seven

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0 0 romotlon otlees It is the philosophy of our company to reward work well done. For the outstanding services rendered during the preceding twelve years, the following employees are to he com- mended and promotions shall he presented accordingly. M. Charles Robinson is to be promoted from Chief English Literature ham to the writer, producer, director, and star of Shakespeare's Hamlet, renamed Ham-let. Rosemarie Wheeler, having completed her appren- ticeship in Patty's Petite Paintshop, will assume her duties as head house painter for all of Searles Valley. As Hughie Hugh McPhail was recently elected the Valley's top Singing Pinboy, it is only fitting that he be promoted to foreman of the Union of Singing Waiters. It is well that Alvin Holliman has had practice in leadership for his future position shall be one of great importance: control of all ditch, trench, and reservoir digging. In order that the Trona paper might be of more value to our personnel, we have assigned Cecilia Du- vall to gather and arrange all unnecessary news. It is with gre-at pleasure that we announce that a successful business transaction has been completed by Ray Bell. He has sold his bike, this feat has earned him a high position on our sales staff. Because of his great bulk and lack of pecuniary comprehension, joseph Henry Ellis shall take over as sergeant-at-arms at the newly built Trona Theater. It is with due regard to the graying of Dorothy DeYoung's golden locks fbecause of her never-ending behind-the-counter worriesj, that we have promoted her to Recreational Secretary. It is with great regret that we demote Mr. George Pilcher to first clarinet and it is with equal rejoic- ing that we promote Miss Marybelle Egge to Band Director. Barbara May shall be promoted to thirty-third vice-president in charge of Public Relations in view of the fact that she has proved herself in the field of oratory. Bob Parks was unanimously voted model of the year. He looked so sweet in That little shirt that Mother made for me. During the course of years Donald Freeman has ably proved himself in the fields of butchering, re- tailing, and leadership in interscholastic organizations. Consequently he is to receive the title and job of Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. Miss Joyce Clark having ably conducted herself in all plant tours shall now take over and be given an assistant, Art Lewis. Her tour shall be called the Lewis and Clark expedition. Jerry Wallace has been transferred to the Stude- baker Corporation of America as chief breaker-in of new automobiles. A special position has been created for Aloha Hunter. Miss Hunter will spend her time knitting argyles to be worn by the Trona Tigers. One of our most efficient secretaries has been moved up to assistant Recreation Director. Janice Wallace Will be in charge of an athletic association for girls. Joan McGregor has been given a year's leave of ab- sence to return to THS to be Girls' League president. Evelyn Long has been appointed Chairman of the Food Committee for the annual reunion of the 36,532 employees of APBZCC. Clarence Pitt because of his outstanding mechan- ical ability has been placed in charge of repairing the bicycles, tricycles and Taylor Tots on Verbena Street. Rosie MacGavin and her Saxy Seven have been hired to replace the Prospectors for all Club Dances. After apprenticing for the last 12 years, the Man- agement has unanimously promoted Hugh Anderson to Diesel Repairer. ' The future job of Marlene Casey shall be complete Coffee Shop Manager. The management hopes she will refrain from serving tea and toast as the main menu too frequently. Because of his undying faithfulness and patience Louis Lopez shall receive his diploma and hearty con- gratulations from the faculty of Trona High School. Miss Arlene Harrison shall be promoted from extra curricular pupil to kindergarten teacher-in charge of the boys, of course. While on an expedition, Deacon Lewis went down in the cellar to pray. Since he has yet to return, we find it impossible to promote him at this time. Page Twenty-nine