Trinity College School - Record Yearbook (Port Hope, Ontario Canada)

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House Reports Bickle House Again, as the incumbent, Bickle House is expected to retain the coveted House Cup. Mr. Burns had the cup put in storage four or five years ago (no one seems to know exactly how long ago it was). We all look up to Mr. Burns for our spiritual lead- ership, and he reciprocates by looking up to all of us! Although we have lost a true bear, we have gained a Rev. Mr. Hill is the new leader of the “God Squad”, and he and his family are sharing bottom flat with the “Oh wow man” gang. Good luck to him! T.W.O.P. Smith is Head of House this year, and as long as he’s around, the original Mr. Fix-it will have the gizmos going, and the house alive. How someone as organized as Tony is, can survive in Bickle, never ceases to amaze me. True to form, the newboys are giving the Sixth Form a hard time . . . led by the M-l ghetto and the “boys” of T-l . . . but their efforts are much in vain, as Eddy and Muff, the “mother stealer” are busy straighten- ing them out. Even considering all this, we expect to have again another excellent year, with the House Cup to top it all off! Brent House For many years the men of Brent have been known to be sharp and awake, largely due to our excellent wake-up system. Each morning, the “cock crows three times”, getting the boys up for another day’s work. The house rules are being strictly en- forced, this year, by Deputy Don Mills, and Messieurs Clarkson, Entwistle, Jarvis, and Jewett. These men have already been into action against Pesky Payne Jr., Killer Kue- ber, and Wing-nut, to name a few. It’s nice to see Bronzed-bawdy Byers back from the beaches of Zanzibar and Ber- muda. Meunier’s ostentatious orations have won him the respect of the house. Another point to note is that with deepest regrets, we an- nounce the annulment of the Wells- Worsley marriage . . . This term, due to an outbreak of jaundice on top flat, most of the boys have been given a shot, which was generally a big Payne in the rear ... All in all, Brent appears to be off to an excellent start. We are sure we will con- tinue to show our superiority over the other houses this year.