Trinity College School - Record Yearbook (Port Hope, Ontario Canada)

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- W ' Below: Jeff reading his fave mag. impish grin ITIFUL BUS SMILES! EXCITING PIX! 5 GE MANIA: WILL IT LAST FOREVER? 7 , KNOWS! TELLS! SHOWS ALL! 9 E K TOM ON STAGE! MORE EXCITING PIX 10 G TELLS ALL ABOUT DUANE GALPINS H 14 SNT ms CURLY HAIR SEXY? 17 JER OF THE GROUPIE OF THE MONTH TEST! 31 TIC DINOSAURS: ARE THEY OBSOLETE? 35 4E’S FUNERAL! COLOUR! STILL MORE TING PIX! 39 iEY TWINS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW!? 43 PAUL’S KIDNEY STONES! 52 Dear Ped, While it is true that many stars have changed their real names to better sounding ones, Jeff Smith is actually part of Jeff ' s real name! (Toejam Lampwadder Cojeffella Silversmith Wintergreen Tarnichsky!) Dear Miss Talk, Isn ' t it true that most stars change their names when they get famous ? I ' d like to know what Jeff Smith ' s real name is — that just doesn ' t sound like a real name to me! Don ' t get me wrong — love sweet, gentle Jeff. Also please tell me where I could write to him. Ped Higginboppin. TRINI TEEN ■k Us at Kingston HL Hilton (Yuk) TRINI-TALK You can write (please print in block letters) to: Jeff, c o Westover Handshake, 14ILUVU St., there. We are six inmates who are currently staying at ovely Kingston Hilton, (yuk-yuk) Well, uh, we got this ' or our heroes: Mike, Micky, Davey and Peter cause they ib. We like their songs cause they are dreamsville. Dig itch. Me and the boppers think your mag is the most, hired me to start a Monkee fan club and we have mem- n all the prisons. Peace, Dixie Dee, Flasher, Sleepy, Dopey Blitzen. Kingston Hilton (yuk-yuk) (see our pic?) WaWa, Ont. My dreams keep getting better and better all the time ever since my giant Pil Rimington poster arrived. I really didn ' t know what to expect, but Pil is just TOO MOD! His impish grin and pearly white teeth make me just want to kiss his eighteen-inch pink platforms and Saran-Wrap jumpsuit! I just love that bespect- acled beauty! Tara Burns Port Hope. Dear Miss Talk, I ' m really not into the teen mag scene, but I do like Bobby Hull. I am really interested ence and Biology. I want to tell you about an experiment I performed. st of all, I raised a fly from birth, taught him how to feed himself and how to fly, and all the other necessary ;s that are useful for a fly to know how to do. Well, I took my fly and sat him down, and I told him to fly. id this. I then took him and amputated his right wing with advanced surgical tools. Once again I instructed to fly. He tried, but just kind of went around in haphazard circles on the table. I then amputated his ining wing, and instructed him to fjy. He did not respond. I told him again. He still did nothing, ave therefore concluded that a fly, when deprived of his wings, is deaf. Sincerely, Fergus Rott Port Hope. Deaf Fly

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GUESS WHAT WE’VE FOUND OUT? Guess what we’ve found out? Our “Guess What We’ve Found Out” reporters searched around Alice Cooper’s attic and came up with some astonishing facts from Alice’s old yearbooks. Alice is from Canada! He is also from Port Hope! Guess what school he went to? You guessed it: he came from T.C.S., a private school in the picturesque rural town of Port Hope. Alice was reported to be a nice, normal, popular, sweet, innocent boy who used to be in the choir. He had a spat with the school authori- ties when he dropped a hymn book during prayer and got kicked out for a term. His interest in singing intensified when the Port Hope Dolls made it big. He then moved to bigger and better times in Cobourg where he played at the Plaza. He then went to Warner Brother’s Recording Studios in the U.S.A. When the “Guess What We’ve Found Out” reporters talked to Alice ’s old classmates and asked them what Alice was like as a “school chum” they said he was a normal guy except there were two weird thingB about him: he was in the choir, and he got good marks from Mr. Lawson. Mr. Lawson inspired some of his famous stage routines, such as hanging himself, cutting off his head, and hacking up Barbie dolls with an axe. That’s entertainment! ! Alice Conducting T.C.S. Choir Wow! Exciting news in the fashion world this month. A new dynamite outfit has completely changed the whole youth scene. Everywhere from Inuvik to Hong Kong teenage boys are going wild trying to secure the new threads. The new outfit includes a spotless white shirt, blue blazer, daring grey flannel pants, black lace-up shoes and to complete the latest pant suit look, a piece of cloth tied in a knot around the wearer’s neck (under shirt collar) ingeniously enough called a tie (I guess because the wearer must tie it.) Pil just dropped by my office to show off his new outfit and he looked flippo!! He laid the story of the clothes on me. It’s about how boys in a school in some hick village up in Canada called Hope Port have been wearing them for years. All hell broke loose yesterday in Hamburg, Germany, when fifty boys started fighting over the remaining stock of the official Trinity College ties. The fight spread into a riot and police were called in. The death toll at last count was twenty -six. Apparent- ly, some crazy dude was so upset that he couldn’t get his hands on a T.C.S. tie that he blew up the building. Workers are still pulling bodies from the wreckage. I guess you could say the new hip clothes are a real blast in Hamburg. (chuckle-chuckle) For the last five years the whereabouts of Monkee writer — guitarist Mike Nesmith has been unknown. NoJ in an exclusive Trini-Teen scoop we will give you all the fc details of the handsome Monkee who went into self-exile. Mike was inducted into the United States army February 17, 1970; the next day he disappeared. His wilt children, and none of his close friends knew where he until a few days ago when Trini-Teen discovered Mike in F Hope, Ont., Canada. Mike had changed his name to John Black, enrolled in private school in this picturesque rural Ontario town, carried on like any normal student. The only thing diffe about Mike was that he was the only boy in his class t wore his good old wool hat most everywhere he went 0 even in the shower! ) The whole world is happy again now that we all know t dreamy Mike is safe and healthy. When we asked M ' classmates what they thought of Mike being in their cl they said he smelled and everyone hated him. John at a ' Bash” in Port Hope. Mike in 1970

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What Do You Do on a Date? Mark Fletcher — Jackowski Brothers: “Dress up in each others clothes and look out of the window.” Win a Fly Contest The Prefects are relaxing in their swinging bachelor pad- natch! — Coz their current album is called “THE PRE- FECTS ARE SWINGING IN THEIR BACHELOR PAD- NATCH!” The boys have good reason to relax, because they have just completed an eight week tour of Zambia. The Zambian press reported that the Prefects “brought the hut down everywhere they played.” Some of the cuts from the LP were recorded live in Zambia (sources say that bongo player Even Ring drove the fans wild on this tour — natch). But don’t you go wild yet coz there are some Boo-Boos in one of these pix! The top drawing is boss — but the bottom drawing con- tains five errors (5)! (If you are no longer living or are blind don’t bother reading any further.) If you find the errors draw a circle (If you do not know how to draw a circle trace around the outside of a coin or a Cheerio .) around each error with the blood of a giant sea turtle, All in the handy dandy coupon below, tear the page along the dotted line — and mail to: Chesse Puppet, 22 Sussex Dr., Knob Lake, P.E.I. All coupons will be dropped into a barrel — so even Bermudians have a chance (if they remember how to kill a giant sea turtle). Yum- my Pil will pick out five winners. Trini-Teen will award a sanitized fly!!! (by Sanitation for the Nation) So get out your giant sea turtle blood and locate the Boo-Boos! ! Made from oats. Barry Brewer — Tin Ear: “Talk about myself and throw rocks at trains.” This Pic has five Boo-Boos Steve Austin — Kayak Fury: “I have a really great sense of hu- mour. Like, when a girl leaves the room or when her back is turned, I hide. I am really good at this; not one has found me yet! Under the couch is a good place but it usually has a lot of dirtballs under it.” I WANT A LIFE SUBSCRIPT- ION TO TRTNT -TEEN D T LOVE TRINT-TEENO THERE ARE 5 ERRORS D FAME ADDRESS TELEPHONE