Toledo High School - Tohiscan Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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C ASS PRO PH ECY To Mr. Sidney Moore: Knowing that you were President of the class of '59, I am sending you my findings. For the paSt two years I have been searching the world for our lost classmates andam I pooped. Some people deliberately tried to avoid me, but I always caught up with them in the end. Here are my findings: GENE BANES owns and operates the Farmers' Insurance Agency which specializes in protecting manure spreaders. PHYLLIS STEVENS has made a million dollars with her best-selling novel, I Was a Teen-Age Mobster's Wife. DORIS SELLS is a snake dancer for the Maharajah of Plumjabber. Her speciality is the slink. PAUL MASON and FRED MC DOWELL are missionaries on a foot tour of Russia. Their motto is KKK, Konquer Khruschev with Kindness. GEORGE WI-lALIN'manufactures Buddy, Buddy sheets and pillowcases. PHYLLIS BOLDT is amuletrainer for Twenty Mule Team Borax. JANET HELLER teaches Ubangis how to whistle in the African Bush country, PAULINE FLOWERS is a Bingo caller at the Tama Carnival. RICHARD SKALA owns his own saloon and dance hall, Harry's Habidashery. KATHLEEN KARKOSH is a cigarette girl at Harry's Habidashery. FRED RAYMAN has been jailed for violating the Pure Food and Drug Act. He was found stuffing the baloney with sawdust. DARLA FLOWERS is still ar- guing with the University of Iowa over the question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? LYNN WIL- KERSON has been convicted of bootlegging after highway patrolman LEONARD STARITS found insects in his backyard brewery. LORETTA DOSTAL has received a gold record for her hit song, Shoot the Juice to Me, Bruce, With a Hypodermic Needle. DAVE SEVCIK has completed his fifteenth movie for MGM en- titled, My Mona Lisa Smile. Mrs. Gaylyn Welton, the former NANCY BIDWELL, has just presented her husband with their sixth set of twins. CURTIS MUCKLER has patented his Cool Muck air condition- er. LAURENCE SVOBODA plays the Tuba in the all-girl band, Bouncing Bolsheviks. KEITH NAGLE plays basketball for the all-Negro Harlem Globetrotters. PAT EAKINS has just been crowned Miss Motor- cycle Driver by retiring queen VIOLET J OHANNSEN. WAYNE HALUPNIK has completed his book Girls I Have Loved and has started another entitled, Why I Never Married. ALICE DDCON raises chickens for experiments and often helps the hens with the hatching. BRIAN RAMSDELL drives a Wells Fargo Stage Coach and has twenty bullet scars forhis daring rescue of the special cargo, Sanitary Milk. HARLAN BENNER makes toothpicks, but only in his spare time. DENNY KAISAND, after four years at the Merchant Marine Academy, operates a ferry line that takes tours of the Indian Reservation. SHIRLEY GOMMELS is foreman of a turkey farm. STEVE LOWE is chief clock watcher of the coffeebreak divisions at Iowa Elec- tric Light and Power Company. BILL HUTCHLSON opened his new night club featuring bubble dancer, JUDY BRONES. MERRILL MASON makes bubbles for Bil.l's night club. CAROL COOPER has taken Brigette Bardot's place in the movie, French Features. LEE CHRISTENSEN is chief photographer for French Features. SID MOOR after finding girls the only inhabitants of the Moon, refuses to return to the earth and the State Department is in a turmoil. JOHN and VACLAV KUCERA run an implement chain store from Clutier to Vining and including Elberon. SHARLA CHRISTENSON candles eggs at DuP re's Produce. She states she likes the dark atmosphere. BETTY SEIDEL is the happily married wife of a husband. JIM CIZEK and RICHARD HUSAK have started anation-wide campaign to keep the horse-drawn plow in existence. TONY WOBETER has just won the Mr. America title due tohis great muscular expansion. CHARLES FRISBIE is sole owner of Clark Refinery. DENNIS ZEMAN and LARRY YILEK have opened their new business, Midnight Auto Supply. ED MC INTYRE has been divorced from his seventeenth wife on the grounds of wickedness. The great professor, JIM BRYANT, has come out with his latest invention, instant water, just add hot coffee. ANGELINE SEBETKA and SHIRLEY WALTON run a home for little lost bachelors. JOYCE ZENOR puts the devil in devil's food cake. DALE EDBERG manufactures pop bottles with twelve inch necks. It drains easier, so Dale says. JOAN SICHRA is a teacher of match-making in a nursery school. CONNIE NOVAK nurses sick hippopotami on the Nile River. So you see Mr. Moore, what a difficult timel have had, but if you wish to have a class reunion, I shall deliver the invitations, promptly. Sincerely exhausted, Linda Reed Cworld freeloadery

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