Toledo High School - Tohiscan Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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C ASS PRO PH ECY To Mr. Sidney Moore: Knowing that you were President of the class of '59, I am sending you my findings. For the paSt two years I have been searching the world for our lost classmates andam I pooped. Some people deliberately tried to avoid me, but I always caught up with them in the end. Here are my findings: GENE BANES owns and operates the Farmers' Insurance Agency which specializes in protecting manure spreaders. PHYLLIS STEVENS has made a million dollars with her best-selling novel, I Was a Teen-Age Mobster's Wife. DORIS SELLS is a snake dancer for the Maharajah of Plumjabber. Her speciality is the slink. PAUL MASON and FRED MC DOWELL are missionaries on a foot tour of Russia. Their motto is KKK, Konquer Khruschev with Kindness. GEORGE WI-lALIN'manufactures Buddy, Buddy sheets and pillowcases. PHYLLIS BOLDT is amuletrainer for Twenty Mule Team Borax. JANET HELLER teaches Ubangis how to whistle in the African Bush country, PAULINE FLOWERS is a Bingo caller at the Tama Carnival. RICHARD SKALA owns his own saloon and dance hall, Harry's Habidashery. KATHLEEN KARKOSH is a cigarette girl at Harry's Habidashery. FRED RAYMAN has been jailed for violating the Pure Food and Drug Act. He was found stuffing the baloney with sawdust. DARLA FLOWERS is still ar- guing with the University of Iowa over the question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? LYNN WIL- KERSON has been convicted of bootlegging after highway patrolman LEONARD STARITS found insects in his backyard brewery. LORETTA DOSTAL has received a gold record for her hit song, Shoot the Juice to Me, Bruce, With a Hypodermic Needle. DAVE SEVCIK has completed his fifteenth movie for MGM en- titled, My Mona Lisa Smile. Mrs. Gaylyn Welton, the former NANCY BIDWELL, has just presented her husband with their sixth set of twins. CURTIS MUCKLER has patented his Cool Muck air condition- er. LAURENCE SVOBODA plays the Tuba in the all-girl band, Bouncing Bolsheviks. KEITH NAGLE plays basketball for the all-Negro Harlem Globetrotters. PAT EAKINS has just been crowned Miss Motor- cycle Driver by retiring queen VIOLET J OHANNSEN. WAYNE HALUPNIK has completed his book Girls I Have Loved and has started another entitled, Why I Never Married. ALICE DDCON raises chickens for experiments and often helps the hens with the hatching. BRIAN RAMSDELL drives a Wells Fargo Stage Coach and has twenty bullet scars forhis daring rescue of the special cargo, Sanitary Milk. HARLAN BENNER makes toothpicks, but only in his spare time. DENNY KAISAND, after four years at the Merchant Marine Academy, operates a ferry line that takes tours of the Indian Reservation. SHIRLEY GOMMELS is foreman of a turkey farm. STEVE LOWE is chief clock watcher of the coffeebreak divisions at Iowa Elec- tric Light and Power Company. BILL HUTCHLSON opened his new night club featuring bubble dancer, JUDY BRONES. MERRILL MASON makes bubbles for Bil.l's night club. CAROL COOPER has taken Brigette Bardot's place in the movie, French Features. LEE CHRISTENSEN is chief photographer for French Features. SID MOOR after finding girls the only inhabitants of the Moon, refuses to return to the earth and the State Department is in a turmoil. JOHN and VACLAV KUCERA run an implement chain store from Clutier to Vining and including Elberon. SHARLA CHRISTENSON candles eggs at DuP re's Produce. She states she likes the dark atmosphere. BETTY SEIDEL is the happily married wife of a husband. JIM CIZEK and RICHARD HUSAK have started anation-wide campaign to keep the horse-drawn plow in existence. TONY WOBETER has just won the Mr. America title due tohis great muscular expansion. CHARLES FRISBIE is sole owner of Clark Refinery. DENNIS ZEMAN and LARRY YILEK have opened their new business, Midnight Auto Supply. ED MC INTYRE has been divorced from his seventeenth wife on the grounds of wickedness. The great professor, JIM BRYANT, has come out with his latest invention, instant water, just add hot coffee. ANGELINE SEBETKA and SHIRLEY WALTON run a home for little lost bachelors. JOYCE ZENOR puts the devil in devil's food cake. DALE EDBERG manufactures pop bottles with twelve inch necks. It drains easier, so Dale says. JOAN SICHRA is a teacher of match-making in a nursery school. CONNIE NOVAK nurses sick hippopotami on the Nile River. So you see Mr. Moore, what a difficult timel have had, but if you wish to have a class reunion, I shall deliver the invitations, promptly. Sincerely exhausted, Linda Reed Cworld freeloadery

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C ASS WILL I, KATHY KARKOSH, will my sociology book to Kathleen Cibula. I, WAYNE I-IALUPNIK, will my ability to do nothing with nothing to Mary Lou Wacha. I, DARLA FLOWERS, will my NATURAL red hair to Mary Lou Wacha, since she's already tried every other color. I, STEVE LOWE, will my size thirteen feet to Emil Kalinay in hopes that he can get around as fast as I could. I, NANCY BIDWELL, being of sure mind and body, will my bookkeeping brains to Mr. Neimeyer, who will need them much more in the future than I. I, JOHN KUCERA, will my ability not to grin in physical training to Leonard Husak. I, TONY WOB- ETER, will my great ability to play football to Gene Staker. I, JOYCE ZENOR, will my nickname Spar- row to Judy McAteer, and to my sister, Sandra, my cheerleading position. I, CURT MUCKLER, will all my overdue library books to anyone who wants to pay the fines. I, DORIS SELLS, will my ability of asking Mr. Van Langen the wrong questions at the right time to anyone who thinks they can take the beating around the bush answers they'll get. I, ALICE DIXON, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to keep out of trouble to LeRoy Beck. I, CAROL COOPER, will to Craig Hennessy fifty cents so that the next five girls who hold hands with him won't have to pay for the privilege. I, RICHARD SKALA, will my seat in study hall to Leonard Husak and Sara Weise for their enjoyment. I, BETTY SEIDEL, will Emil Kalinay my seat on the bus to keep Diane Cecak company. I, VIOLET J OHANNSEN , will to Joan Pickle the ability to keep up her patience with harder subjects next year. I, FRED MC DOWELL, will my C average to Wayne Collins and hope he won't let it fall too far too fast because it hasn't got very far to fall before it will be in the red, keeping his present grades company. I, DAVID SEVCIK, will my ability to sit still in study hall to Donny Fink so he can keep out of trouble. I, SID MOORE, having a sound body and part of a mind, do hereby will to Kathy Kensinger my book Ihave just finished writing -- HOW TO RAISE HAMSTERS SUCCESSFULLY. I, LINDA REED, wish to will my ability to step all over Judy McAteer's feet during cheerleading to Sherry Kopecky. I, JOAN SICHRA, will my shorthand speed to Sharry Chizek, and natural curly hair toKarenChizek.I, PHYLLIS STEVENS, will my ability to get A's in citizenship to Tom Lowe. I, ANGELINE SEBETKA, will my ability to be quiet to Judy McAteer. I, SHARLA CHRISTENSON, will to my sister Ardis, my desk in study hall, and hope she gets her fingers pinched as many times as I did. I, DENNIS KAISAND, bequeath nothing to anyone for I am in dire need of all I have. I, JIM BRYANT will my patience and understanding of the human race to any poor junior who feels need of it in Sociology next year. I, JIM CIZEK, will my sociology book to Gene Sebesta, in hopes that he gets more enjoyment out of it than I did. I, GENE BANES will to nobody nothing because I have nothing to will to nobody. I, FRED RAYMAN, will to Kay Anderson my compass.For having borrowed it for one year, she might as well have it. I, LAUR- ENCE SVOBODA, will my ability to speak the Bohemian language to anyone who thinks they can learn it. I, GEORGE WHALIN, will my bookeeping book to anyone who wants to take bookkeeping next year, and then wants to take it the next year following. I, RICHARD HOSEK, will my seat in study hall to my sister J o- Ann and my seat on the bus to Darrell J esina. I, BILL HUTCHISON, will my ability to get my left arm banged up to Larry Mason. I, PAULINE FLOWERS, will my ability to eat candy and gum in sociology class to Jeanie Hawkins, when she gets that far. I, VACLAV KUCERA, will my ability to spend more time play- ing football than sitting on the bench to my brother Phil. I, BRIAN RAMSDELL, will my ability not to cry in movies to Bonnie Dostal. I, PAT EAKINS, will my excess weight to Sarah Jane King. I, LORETTA DOSTAL, will to my sister Marcella my ability to get to seventh period class on time. I, SHIRLEY WAL- TON, will my seat in study hall to my brother Arnold in hopes that he will be quiet and quit shooting b-b's. I, LYNN WILKERSON, will my reclining seats in my Nash to Denny Novotny, in hopes that they fit in his Chevy. I, LEONARD STARITS, will to Lannie Hatton, my football jersey number twenty-five and hope he can loaf more in practice thanl did. I, KEITH NAGLE, leave to my brother Dave, my seat in bookkeeping, you think you had trouble in math. . . just wait!!! I, HARLAN BENNER, will nothing to nobody, forl am poor and have nothing ro will. 1, DALE EDBERG,wi1lt0 Lee Berens my ability F0861 away with wearing my jacket in fourth period study hall. I, JANET HELLER, will my ability not to worry or think too much to Marcella Dostal or anyone else who worries too much. I, CONNIE NOVAK, do hereby will my ability of Perpetual Motion to anyone who thinks he has the strength to hold true to it. I, ED MC INTYRE, will to Catherine Wacha my position in football with the hope that she will do a better job stopping Bud Weise than I did. I, MERRILL MASON, being of good mind and also tight, will nothing to nobody but rather take it with me. I, PAUL MASON, will my desk in study hall to any long-legged character who enjoys cracking his shins more than I did. I, SHIRLEY GOMMELS, wish to will to Barb Burke my ability to chew gum and not get caught. I, CHARLES FRISBIE, will my ability to get away with belting the guy next to me in study hall to Paul Coye sincehe was onthe receiving end this year. I, DENNIS ZEMAN, will my ability to work on automobiles to Bill Howard in hopes that he gets his big Plymouth running. I, Pl-IYLLIS BOLDT, will my ability to hook a man to Mr. Marble in hopes he can soon hook a female. I, LEE CHRISTENSEN, will my squirrely haircut to Gentleman Jim Turbett in hopes he will in turn will me some of his curly hair.

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