Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Mr. Lyttle, in English class: After the Romans went, these Inar- bers, fmeaning barbariansl went back to their old life and costumes. Mr. Lyttle, in Botany: Gerald, did you go over the lesson? Gerald: Yes sir. Mr. L.: Oh, I see, you laid your book down on the floor and walked over it. Miss Eldridge: Do your lungs move after you're dead? Physiology Pupil: Sure thing, in a hearsef' gn He: May I print a kiss upon your lips. She: Yes, provided you don't publish it. Freshman, watching the soccer ball team practicing: Oh, see the boys rehearsing. Frank Krullz Some men say Thos. Edison is the greatest inventor of the 20th century. He invented an inconsistent. light. Jeannette King to Mr. Lyttle at Senior Play practice: I don't think I ought to say, 'Do you think I cared for you, poor boy?' Mr. Lyttle: Well, but don't you see you're asking him now if he thought so in the past. Jeannette: But the poor Simp ought to know by this time that I-lf' Clare: Can you explain the binomial theorem? Miss Taylor: Never heard of it. Do you do it like a one-step or to waltz time? Jeannette King, questioning a translation in Latin III: Miss Matson, would you say tversamurl we are engaged? Miss Matson: Well, I don't know. Miss Pett, in German II: No, that word takes no ending, for you can't put something Where it isn't. Miss Eldridge, in sixth hour Zoology: What are oysters good for? fRubel Malcom Rahn: Why, the shells are good for chicken feed. Mr. Chapel, in Physics Class: Miss King, if you wanted to bear the heaviest load on a bar would you take a hold two feet or five feet from the end? J. K.: I'd take a hold of the fill feet. Lyttle: Leo, are you talking? Red Northrup: Oh I don't know as I was. Lyttle: Seth, was he talking to you? Seth: No, he just asked me a question. 51031

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Miss Eldridge, in sixth hour Zoology: What does the gullet of the crayfish correspond to in the human body? P. Ellet: The gizzardf' Mr. DeLong to Frank Helpin: I think if you would straighten up and put your gum in the waste-paper basket you would get along better. Frank: I haven't got any gum. Mr. DeLong: What'? you eating candy and not passed it to the girls? Frank: I have passed it all around, they're Kisses. Miss Eldridge, in Physiography Class: For what are swamps im- portant? Harry Burgert: Mosquitoes and bull frogs. Ray Schweitzer, in English IV: I think they shouldn't hadn't ought to prepare war. Charlie Rowe: 'iWell Zander, did you see your competitor yester- day? . C. Z.: Yes, I did! Shook hands with him and knocked his block off. Miss Matson, in Latin: What are mural decorations? Brilliant Student: Wall Howersf' Miss Taylor, in English lmeaning Defoejc What did Crusoe bring out in Hction? Edna Waffle, in German II: She gazes for a moment on the curly-locky head. Clarence Godshalk: Have you read Freckles'? Miss Furman: No, that's only my veil.', Clare Zanderfmgot to thinking real hard about something or other, fprobably someonel, his head got top heavy and he looped the loop with his seat. Some acrobat we claim. Miss Pett, explaining a German passage to Warren C.: 'His heart overflowed-ff It meansr well you know how it is. Lowell Weinberg, translating in German II: 'iShe tore the blinds from her eyes. Edna Waflie, in U. S. History: 'iThe mosquitoes in the canal zone were rapidly killing off the men. Mr. DeLong, in Review Grammar: Bring all sentences diagrammed to class. V Marie W.: i'Do you want them on paper? l104l