The Dalles Wahtonka High School - Steelhead Yearbook (The Dalles, OR)

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1934- Beaverton, Oregon. A1 Tuttle is an eye, ear, nose and throat specialist at Spokane. Mary Migaki has been Working for several y-ears to swim the English chan- nel. She was rescued from her last at- tempt by Don Salisbury and George Mil- ler who are rum-runners on the high seas when business is good. Tom Saunders is a life-guard at Long Beach and recently rescued Margaret Maynard, Secretary of Labor, from a watery grave. Carl Spaulding is still making tennis balls for the old man. He's quite a boun- cer where Irene Byers, the librarian, is concerned. Yvonne Smith, street car conductresis in Turkey was doing an imitation of four stuttering Americans the last we heard. Ray Shirlcy went to Georgia Tech and is one of those engineerrs which are so often sung about. Margaret Smith is general snoopa- dooper or Mrs. Walt Winchell for a news- paper in Podunk, Iowa. Linden Poole is writing bedtime stories for mental paralytics in Nashville. Margaret Pillars eloped to Denmark with some Dane who -earns an honest liv- ing making cheese. Lila Peck saved enough money selling hot water bottles to get to Panama where she dances in a cabaret. 'Wilma Clark has gone to lndia to Write Mahatma Ghiandi's biography. Fred Fax and Bonnie Clough are in Australia. Fred is getting moving pic- tures of wild animal life. Bonnie is the patient wife of a sea-captain. Doris D'arnielle married an ice-man and is living at Klamath Falls. Verna Darnielle, though only a realtor's daughter could show the boys a lot-and still can for that matt-er as she's now working in her father's office. 27 Velma runs a restaurant called De- Haven at Wasco. Her chef is Lxclerick Cramer. As owner' of a banana plantation in .Iam- aica, Walter' Eslinger is having trouble keeping on both his feet. Helen Fielitz and Dot Gilbert.son are missionaries. Hel-en has been trying to teach a Chinese general what's conven- tional while Dot is laboring with the na- tives of the Canary Islands. Jay Hendrick is tuning pianos at Man- dalay. No one know his cues. He's a billiards champ. Dorothy Greene drives an ambulance at Mosier. William Crawford is boring in Peru. clan say John Bonn doesn't Hilda Anderson heard that dates in Algeria grew on trees so immediately sailed with her friend, Ruth Cloe. Evelyn Jones is the famous movie queen. Pussy Willow. Donald Bailey is contractor for the D'. H. S. gym, that should have be-en built in 1934, but is now being com- pleted. Clair Penners, coroner of VVasiQ0 Cgunty, finds business dead. Now, you've heard the story except for a few that I could'nt locate. I now have Lawyer and Mrs. Charles Phipps of San Francisco and then, of course, will inclurle plumber Camp and his wife. That leaves .lim Beer and Katherine Belsche. Char-leshwcll, Jim Be-er made his fortune in crooked dough. After all what would Beer be without pretzels? His sec-retary is Katherine Belshe. Lauretta-I think We should top an evening like this off by singing a school song. Jack-Let's sing Come on Dalles High . 1Lauretta plays While the others gather around the piano Sweet-Adeline fashion and sing.J CURTAIN D. D.

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veda have clearly demonstrated tothei. trainer, Charlotte Rondeau, that they're the champions of the trapeze world, Up near the peak of the Big Top they spin! they leap! they turn somersaults backwards! all perfectly timed. Polly Allen and Helen Zavodosky, those two who used to monopolize the boys in the upper hall, are now old maids runn- ing a boarding house at North Bonne- ville. Phil Johnson, postman of the berg, is a bvoarder. Life for Jack Bally, warden at Sing Sing, is one narrow escape after another. Ken Cro-eni is a famous football coach at the University of China. Hazel Lange is head of the Music de- partment in D. H. S. Betty Marsh is living on the fat of the land and collects Pekinese dogs. Wilman Obrist has joined a nudist col- ony so his wife,Veda Renkin, can't pin anything on him. 'l'hat's showing them, VVilman! .lack Baird is a moth and butterfly collector at Shaniko. Lewis Chase is living up to his name. He's proven his prowess as a famous detective at Tallahassee, Florida. Joe Barber became weary looking at the same old barber poles for years so has created a new type with pink and purple stripes. When we last heard of Ella Hoffman sho was a noted costume designer. Robert Mackey is the Charlie Chaplin of today. Marg Nish celebrates to her heart's content every summer at Asua Caliente while her faithfull old husb-and stays home and delivers groceries. Kathleen Klindt is an adventuress in blackest Africa with sleeping sickness and one of the natives yet to conquer. Fin Spivey the 100 percent efficient osteopath-has as his assistant Jeane Selleck. Ethel Still is still rising in the Fleish- man's Yeast business. Wilbur Wittliff is the Fuller brush man now. Among his best customers are the housewives-Thelma Miller, Marie McCown, Olive Johnson and Orilu Coons. Elmore Zurfleuh is the big butter and egg man at No-rth Dalles. May Darnielle, Agnes Woods and Hazel Foster are successful nurses. Vvillard Woodard croons hauntingly 26 ,I934 over the radio while Jane Olson accom- panies and supplies the oo-la-las and what have you. Harry Jones is raising spinach at Ce- lilo. Clara Ledford, Dorothy Woodside, Ma- rie Metteer and Margaret Fredericks have organized a life insurance company back in New Jersey. Ed Howell is Bend'sl fire chief. Ed's plenty hot at his job but always has to go out to his gin-l's first to take her with him to the fire. Bill Dick and Millard Heath, the old rascals, left all the local products and have a macaroni factory in Palmero- Wherever that may be. Joe George, though for several years a Bromo Seltzer salesman, is now writing a wise-cracking column for the Hood River paper. The jokes are of such a frothy nature they'll maker even your great-aunt Hannah laugh through her blushes. Nothing like good clean fun! Allen Swanser is puttering around in the League of Nations as all you Dalles people know, and will probably make a name for himself sooner or later. Robert NVoolsey has made investments in the oil fields of Latin America. Lillian Stombaugh and Sidney Thomi- son sing hot song numbers the way hot song numbers should be sung to the pa- tients at the T.-B. hospital. Of course ther-e's not a Dallesite who d-ocsn't know that Mr. Jack Tidyman, Governor of Uregon, graduated with the Class of '34 at The Dalles. What a man! Frances Mackey is Governor Tidyman's secretary. Pedro V-elasco has made a fortune with his asthma cure. Leonard Vogel too, has been success- ful though not in the asthma line. His invention of the Bye Lo Baby Bunting Baby Buggy has earned not only mil- lions of dollars but millions of friends among the mammas and papas who no longer walk the floor. Among Leonard's employees are Edna Mae Seufert, Marie Scrivner and LeRoy Ryan. Phoebe Warren has gone altar-wise. Elsworth Britt is a guide for tourists in the Alps. Ed Geiger works on th-e police force in Portland. Ray Denton edits The Optimist. Fellow citizens, who do you suppose is care-taker of Sorosis? Jim Wilson? Right the first time. Frances Jones is a second Kathryn Hepburn. Don Williams and Jim Hill are in partnership in a Bantam Rooster farm at

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i934--- SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the members of the class of '34, do hereby ordain and publish this, our last will and testament. We do this to avoid confus- ion in the settling of our individual estates. To Mr. Wiley we hope We leave many fond memories, but we are afraid that he is secvretly glad that we have departed. To the Juniors we leave Ernie Mosier, Mutt Watson and Ray Vandiveir to graduate next year, we hope. Last, we leave Herb Roe many neat and clean lock-ers just as evcry preceding grad- uating class has done. Individaully we will anid bequeath the following: I, Polly Allen, will my platinum blond locks to Harry Cloninger. 1, Hilda Anderson, will my horn-rimmed spectacles to Benny Phetteplace. We, Don and Jack Bailey, leave our twelve feet six inches to David Van Cleve. I, Jack Baird, will my Joe Brown grin to Eddie Milne and hope he docsn't swallow the megaphone. 1, Joe the Barber, leave to attend Port- land Barber College. We, Muck Beer and Betts Camp, will our painting ability to anyone willing to brave the risks of climbing in the dark. I, Bill Dick, leave as soon as I can for 304 Webster street. I, Walt Eslinger, left quite a while ago for the Naval Training Station, San Diego. 1, Fred Fax, leave my Western story mag- azine to Willy Daniels. I, Helen Fielitz, leave for Big Eddy along with Miss Edna Lois Maxon. 1, Margaret Fredericks, will my tennis ability to Pinky Wetmore. I, Ed Geiger, leave with regretg I was one of Miss Davids' model pupils. I, Dorothy Gilbertson, will my admiration for new green Chevrolets to Fern Allen. I, Dorothy Greene, give the lawn on the east side of the Peter Pan a rest. I, Jay Hendrick will my sideburns and loud sweaters to the Celilo Salvation Army. I, Millard Heath, will my locker full of empty sno-ose cans to Sam Dizney. l, Jim Hill, leave Irene White to some underclassman although I hate to leave her. We, Olive Johnson and Ella Hoffman, will our seats in the auditorium to the first Junior that gets there next year. I, Phil Johnson, will my yearning for the sea to Don Courtney. We, Evelyn, Harry and Frances Jones, leave our goold old American names to Jim Pizzalotta and Masami Yoshinari. I, Helen Jurgensmeier, will my poker face to Agnes Walker. I, Florence Kennedy, will my gigantic size to Richie Seufert. I, Kathleen Klindt. leave the Torch Honor in Mr. Well's care. I, Hazel Lange, will my ability to disagree with the teachers to any-one possessing sim- ilar powers of argument. We, Clara Ledfofrd and Dorothy Wood- side, leave our pep and vivacious nature to Mr. Heckman. I, Lauretta Lowe, leave with Jim Wilson, thereby saving him the trouble of writing all those long notes. I, Marie McCown the belle of Chenowith, leave my reservations on the bus to Anna Teeters. We, Frances and Bob Mackey, will our boisterous nature to the unde-rclassmen. We, Betty Marsh and Phoebe Warren, leave for Boyid where men are men. I, Margaret Maynard, leave someone else to boss Mr. Wil-ey and the Student Body of- ficers-vif they can get away with it. I, Malrie Metteer, leave to go into partner- ship with K-en on the dray wagon. I, Mary Migaki, will my winning smile to Frank Toda. l, Thelma Miller, will my dimples to How- ard L. Swan. I. George Miler, will my mustache to Don Taylor. I, Marjorie Emma Nish, leave for the Col- umbia Highway Market. I, All-American Wilman Obrist, leave Coach Hodgen many fond memories of an ideal tackle. I, Katherine Belshe, leave Carl Miller to wait for the school bus alone at the east door. We, Bethel, Louise and Veda Bolton, all combine our good grades and studious nat- ure and will the result to Willis Cramblett. 1, John Bonn, leave for Boise Idaho where my football ability is appreciated. I, Elsworth Britt, will my private gondola on the Union Pacific to no one-I'l1 need it more than ever now. I, Irene Byers, leave in my red duplex coupe. I, Bob Campbell, will my seat in the up- per hall to Speed Salisbury. I, Lewis Chase, the pride of Mill Creek, leave for my Uncle Charlie's in Hollywood. I, Vvilma Clark, will my shyness to Betty Thiomas. I, Ruth Cloe, will my flirtatious nature to Evelyn Roe. I Bonnie Clough, Will my curves to Mairy Jensen. I, Fritz Cramer, will my sprinting form to Doug Bothwell. I, Little Willie Crawford, will my teeny weeny feet and ready wit to Jack Sheffer.