Tennessee Wesleyan College - Nocatula Yearbook (Athens, TN)

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HU PK Bill: Why didn ' t Tom Cash finish his investigations in finding the best methods of teaching fish worms tricks? Wilsie: He couldn ' t tell which end their brains were in. © © Guthrie: (with a case of flu ) Doc, can you do anything for me? Doc Philips: Let me feel of your purse. © © Traveling Salesman: Want any Swiss cheese? Hicks Jenkins: (working in cafe) No, — none of our cus- tomers are Swiss. © © Mrs. Ketron: (seeing Mouzon Peters leaving the dining room with a hunk of meat) Did you not have enough to eat, Mcuzon? Mjuzcn: ' Yes ma ' am. Mis. Ketron: Then why are you carrying out that piece of steak? Mouzon: I need it to make a hinge for my trunk. © © Valeria: I had an awful fright at the theatre last night. Chatter: I know it, I saw him with you. © © Prof. Fisher: (having parted the Mantooth brothers) Why are you boys fighting? Paul: I said a pear was oblong, and he said it was round. Prof. Fisher: Come now, shake hands and call it square. ' © © Why is a lady ' s belt like an ash cart? I suppose because it goes ' round and gathers up the waist. © © Prof. Stubbs: Roxy, I understand you are running an or- chestra of your own, now? Roxy: Yes, and it ' s certainly the best ever. Prof. Stubbs: How many pieces have ycu in it? Roxy: Three — piano, stool and cover. © © I received a check from heme. I asked Smith to Cash it for me; this he did. I took the money and bought Gas to fill the tank of my Carr. Everything was all set; me and marie got in and rolled off down the Lane and out into the cedar grove — there we stopped. She said, Let ' s Parker. ' Suits me, I said, but let ' s be sure there are no Laws around ior we may want to Terry here a Long while. As we sat on the Green grass and gazed upon the flowers with slender stems and Whiteheads I felt as though — well, in short, my heart went Pat-ter, Pat-ter, Pat-ter, and as I plucked violet, rose and Pansy I told her I had one Querry to ask. She says, I ' m waiting, Fisher out. As I told her my Love I placed the floweis in her hand and asked that she keep them as the Keys to my heart. I promised that if she would be my Bak- ?r, Cooke, Ray of sunshine. I would employ a Sexton immedi- ately. She turned her smiling face toward me and the sweet look she gave grew slowly. Wilder and Wilder, and the answer she gave curdled my blood — I stood as a Stone while my teeth began to Chatter. When I had regained my strength I said, as I stepped into my faithful Carr, I ' m going to ride back but you ' ll have to Walker. What can be done with the by-products of gasoline? Usually they are taken to the hospital. © © Townley: Do you see that scar on my face? That ' s my birthmark. Fuzzy: Is that so? ' Townley: Yes, I took a sleeper last month and got into the wrong berth. © © Querry: Did you hear the story about the peacock? Perry: No. Querry: ' It ' s a beautiful tale. © © Prof. Douglas: If a man springs from a monkey; wl does a woman spring from? Sweeny: From a mouse. a a a a a a a a $ a a £ a » £ s 8 a a a a m « a a a a a a a » s a a B a a ss a a si :o: % t :o: a To Look Well-Visit The Beauty Parlor over First National Bank :o: •:• :« :«•: :« B4 a4 a a a a B4 a4« a a a aa 1 a ss Si ss :«•; It Pays To Look Well ffe e esft Wmj ft® L@®ik W©I is ft® ¥Hfi Y®oair Bsurib©n° ©fesi Robert E. Lee Barber Shop a s a B B B a ♦ s a :o: a a Si u a a a » a a a a « » « »M ' j« a a » » a a ■27

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(Continued From Page 51 rut on them because they are refusing to allow him to pink ribbons on his cornet. Marjorie Ledford travels and lectures for the Y. W. C. George Hanna made All American forward in Basket ball Imogene Carr is still in dear old Karr ; man looking and has to have his hats made to order. opportunities while looking over a drug store counter. Have you a pain anywhere on the anatomy? See Dr Valeria Ogle tried to get into the movies but her voice Thomas T. Phillips. He is the best doctor in Niota. didn ' t photograph well. She is now liv.ng on a farm call- Evelyn Stone is the pet of Broadway. Eer popularity from ing chickens and hogs to develop a visible voice, her musical ability is astounding. She can now play for five Paul Mantooth cusses out the athletes of Newport Hi ' and full minutes without repeating a single time. gets a monthly check for that responsible position. Mary Lena is an old maid registrar of some college in the Paul Terry, in casting around for a suitable occupation, c ' e- middlc west. She hasn ' t given up hope yet. vcted nis life to the explanation of the Einstein theory of Edith Ccx is coaching the girls ' state championship team re a lvl y ' - Ralph Smith, in exhaustive chemical research, discovered in basketball in Virginia. Clyde Love is professor of Law at Riceville University, Riceville, Tennessee. Wit ' i all his attractiveness he finds it a cheaper substitute for butter, and his factories have been unable to manufacture enough to supply Petty Manker din- ing hall, no easy task to resist the wiles of the fair sex. , . . „ , . J This is all that can be remembered by our friend. If his The Blue Jews dance orchestra is having trouble get- memory were better, he would know the whereabouts of four ting Ho-.yard Guthrie to sign up this season. He is holding ' more seniors — I ' m all four of them! 3K 3K s S£ 38 :5 : ysA: y«: «:• is ' 4 Compliments £ I I 38 Athens Plow Company Athens, Tennessee $ 38 A £ I ss s : I % I S. H. Hamilton C. C. Card 2 s : s : | The Graduation Gift Supreme | Model A Ford ! | , | — - — ■—— - ■ — -— ■ ;o; .0. ■}. :« There Is Nothing Like It For Speed, Power, Comfort, Safety and Economy of Operation Hamilton Motor Company, Inc. S3 :« s : :« 3$ »: 4 384 3 8 3S 3K 8i 3K .♦. 33 £ h mm mm. mm .mm ■» § w„ u--- m A r ¥ :o: « .0. 4, S Authorized Sales and Service 2, » ® Lincoln — FORD — Fordson | ss | Cars, Trucks, Tractors ® 33 »: w« :«: «a3 : 29