Tennessee Wesleyan College - Nocatula Yearbook (Athens, TN)

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HU PK Bill: Why didn ' t Tom Cash finish his investigations in finding the best methods of teaching fish worms tricks? Wilsie: He couldn ' t tell which end their brains were in. © © Guthrie: (with a case of flu ) Doc, can you do anything for me? Doc Philips: Let me feel of your purse. © © Traveling Salesman: Want any Swiss cheese? Hicks Jenkins: (working in cafe) No, — none of our cus- tomers are Swiss. © © Mrs. Ketron: (seeing Mouzon Peters leaving the dining room with a hunk of meat) Did you not have enough to eat, Mcuzon? Mjuzcn: ' Yes ma ' am. Mis. Ketron: Then why are you carrying out that piece of steak? Mouzon: I need it to make a hinge for my trunk. © © Valeria: I had an awful fright at the theatre last night. Chatter: I know it, I saw him with you. © © Prof. Fisher: (having parted the Mantooth brothers) Why are you boys fighting? Paul: I said a pear was oblong, and he said it was round. Prof. Fisher: Come now, shake hands and call it square. ' © © Why is a lady ' s belt like an ash cart? I suppose because it goes ' round and gathers up the waist. © © Prof. Stubbs: Roxy, I understand you are running an or- chestra of your own, now? Roxy: Yes, and it ' s certainly the best ever. Prof. Stubbs: How many pieces have ycu in it? Roxy: Three — piano, stool and cover. © © I received a check from heme. I asked Smith to Cash it for me; this he did. I took the money and bought Gas to fill the tank of my Carr. Everything was all set; me and marie got in and rolled off down the Lane and out into the cedar grove — there we stopped. She said, Let ' s Parker. ' Suits me, I said, but let ' s be sure there are no Laws around ior we may want to Terry here a Long while. As we sat on the Green grass and gazed upon the flowers with slender stems and Whiteheads I felt as though — well, in short, my heart went Pat-ter, Pat-ter, Pat-ter, and as I plucked violet, rose and Pansy I told her I had one Querry to ask. She says, I ' m waiting, Fisher out. As I told her my Love I placed the floweis in her hand and asked that she keep them as the Keys to my heart. I promised that if she would be my Bak- ?r, Cooke, Ray of sunshine. I would employ a Sexton immedi- ately. She turned her smiling face toward me and the sweet look she gave grew slowly. Wilder and Wilder, and the answer she gave curdled my blood — I stood as a Stone while my teeth began to Chatter. When I had regained my strength I said, as I stepped into my faithful Carr, I ' m going to ride back but you ' ll have to Walker. What can be done with the by-products of gasoline? Usually they are taken to the hospital. © © Townley: Do you see that scar on my face? That ' s my birthmark. Fuzzy: Is that so? ' Townley: Yes, I took a sleeper last month and got into the wrong berth. © © Querry: Did you hear the story about the peacock? Perry: No. Querry: ' It ' s a beautiful tale. © © Prof. Douglas: If a man springs from a monkey; wl does a woman spring from? Sweeny: From a mouse. a a a a a a a a $ a a £ a » £ s 8 a a a a m « a a a a a a a » s a a B a a ss a a si :o: % t :o: a To Look Well-Visit The Beauty Parlor over First National Bank :o: •:• :« :«•: :« B4 a4 a a a a B4 a4« a a a aa 1 a ss Si ss :«•; It Pays To Look Well ffe e esft Wmj ft® L@®ik W©I is ft® ¥Hfi Y®oair Bsurib©n° ©fesi Robert E. Lee Barber Shop a s a B B B a ♦ s a :o: a a Si u a a a » a a a a « » « »M ' j« a a » » a a ■27

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