Sweet Briar College - Briar Patch Yearbook (Sweet Briar, VA)

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» « « • « MAKY 1 ' F.N XYP ACKER Some one went to Itliaea; Oh. she was wondrous wise ! She took some roujie and powder, too. And jjeneil for lier eyes. ' as this our Mary? Oh. nauglity. ii.-iuii-htv ' . CONS T A N CI ' . R U S S K I . I . Sinee Connie has l)een nursini; as])ira- tions of sueoeedino- Ibsen as the prohlem- plav writer of tlie future, slie has soua,ht to effaee tile memory of her hubble-hhiw- inii- and other h)W-eomedian talents. Some ])eople attrii)ute her serious turn of mind to discouragement at tlie cliilly reception whicli she and Margaret McVey received at the North Pole, but Ouija has hinted tliat it is due to Roddie ' s departure for tlie far west.

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KI.I.KN HOWISON There must necessarily be a blank be- side Ellen ' s picture, not because she is a blank herself, but because in her position i)t ' Editor-in-t ' hief of the Annual she con- stitutes a national board of censorship, and would let none of the dark secrets of her i)ast get l)v. 1-F.LRlA I ' ATTON To all ai)pearances. Felicia is a sjentle. refined lady of noble lineage, but when in the presence of the faculty her inner nature is revealed. On one occasion she was even known to address one of her most dignified instructors by her first name. Her lack of dignity is sjiown by her preference for walking on her hands, knees, and nose, instead of (ui lu ' r feet, as over at the Taits ' . 2R

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,]KAN STOCK!) ALE When Jean leaves chapel on Monday morning (for a class, as she consci- entiously assures us, though dark rumors have spread that it is really for a rendez- vous with Miss Morenus), tlie Student Government meeting immediately under- goes a drop of several degrees in tone, due to the absence of her intellectual powers. Jean is a high flyer in more ways than one. Her voice is high, her marks in Mathematics are high, and lier bills at the tea house, after treating many members of the faculty to chicken salad, are very high. KKBEC ' CA STOUT No less accomplislied than beautiful, she can dance, dress, and draw men. pic- tures, and stitches. As a recreation, she indulges her passion for chemics and horticulture, though sometimes confusing the two. as when she mistook sulphuric acid for a rose, to the great discomfiture of her olfactory organ. 28