Sutter Union High School - Gold and White Yearbook (Sutter, CA)

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96' HIGH SCHOOL RULES. He who cannot take a joke shall never give one. When .not otherwise engaged, Profs. will meet their classes. Teachers can cut classes and go swimming at pleasure. Teachers need not prepare lessons before classes. They need only to look wise and be ready with ques- tions. Partiality in marking expected. lt IS presumed that teachers will assume a harsh, cold attitude to- ward students-familiarity breeds contempt. The Prof. will grant absences any time students wish to go to picnics or to Marysville. Teachers should allow students to cut examinations at will. o--1-o GOVERNING STUDENTS. Study is forbidden between 7 a. m. and 10 p. m. Students shall destroy school property at willg the teachers will replace all such property from their salaries. Sleeping in classes encouraged, especially after a hay ride. Text books are to be studied dur- ing recitations only. Students may contradict or dis- pute teachers at will. If teachers mispronounce words Seniors are expected to correct them. Students having nothing to do please go to Miss Turner's room, com AND WHITE. she will supply the deficiency. Kindly make all the noise you can going from one room to an- other. . No boy shall wear a pair of socks that are mates. Love Your Teachers! 0-.1--0 HIGH SCHOOL DICTIONARY. H Slam ' '-A courteous remark made to one's face. Freshie -A succulent herb of bright green. Sophomore ' - A long-eared pachyderm who goeth about seek- ing whom he may devour. Junior -A patron of the Freshman class. n u ' ' Senior ' '-A misguided animal much dreaded by the Freshles whose departure from school is never regretted. I Fired ' '-Premature graduation. Track' '-Something in which NVaddie figures largely. Baseball ' '-An out-of-date pas- time lherel. Bluffs -Reciting what you don 't know. Stung -Wlizit a boy gets when fl girl throws him down too hard. Swap -VVhat :1 person offers someone else when he wants his vanity flattered. Dream --A I. 4' Commercial Course ' '-An ex- cuse to get out of taking Latin. ' ' Ourls ' '-A sk Sam Betty. H Algebra ' '-An instrument for torturing Freshmen. . Lemon -Ask Nome. XM X Q . I .5 .4J,- N-. . 5 ' 'h ', ilk' .3 . ,W V 3 . -iw .-, -..-W,

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GOLD AND A lively young sportsman named Sarle, Whose every act was quite moral Got a frost from the slough Which chilled his heart thru And now he's quite shy this young Sarle. o-.20-o Sutter's great basket ball team Was held very high in esteem 'Till playing in town In defeat it went down It quit with cold feet, Oh you team. 0-020--0 Chink, in English- The men were heavily armed, each havin-g two horsepittals in their pockets. 0-I--o June was asked what an invoice meant and answered, that 1S to draw your voice in. Oihzo-0 A PROBLEM. If there were thirten girls and Miss Turner in the Freshman room and only room on the desks for ten, whatnlwould they do if a rat got SOLUTION. Add some more hair pins. O--'xo-0 loose . WHITE. 3 5 A curly haired Sophomore Sam- The boxing gloves surely could slamg But he met his defeat At Davidson 's feet Which made him cry loudly, Oh, dear! o-Xe-o l G. C. in Englishl-'Why did they pick fish for a sacred emblem? fBooJ-Because they were all suckers. 0-fx'--0 Cllfliss Kimball to Freida who was writing fool for penmanship ex- ercisel- Miss Tarke, I didn't tell you to practice writing your name. o-1-0 CFatlf Guessing is when you are talking about something that you don't know much about, like I'm doing now. o-2.-o fProf. Davidsoni-Miss MeLean, explain the line, And every shep- herd tells his tale. CVernal-That means the Shep- herds counted their sheep. CNoniel-I always thought that they counted them by the heads. o--If-0 Chris informs us that wigwams are made of Indians. o-1.-0 o-2.-o POJEM. When failure spreads her withering hand 0'er either friend or foe, Don't join the crowd of little sand Who cry, I told you so. Extend to them a helping hand Just brace them on their feet, Don't be the worst in this wide land And sound the Uskidoo beat. If hard luck presses down a man .lust lift his load a bit. Your turn may come 'neath fortune's ban You'll run? I reckon- nit, Just watch the man who never knocks. He'1l lead through thick and thin, No matter if he falls on rocks, He's going to get the tin, DAVID ADDINGTON, 10.

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