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Page 139 text:
A I-IORRIBLE EXPERIENCE
In my younger days I was a good--looking, respectable shirt. But now I
am used only as a gun rag. The ignominity of my position is terrible.
I can remember when I was in a furnishing store waiting to be purchased
by so-me discriminating customer. After being on display for some weeks, I was
purchased by a young man. My next recollection was that of being on the back
of a cadet at S. M. A.
After being worn for several days, I was cast into a laundry bag. In the
bag were several other pieces of undergarments. I noticed their bleached faces
and wondered what was the matter. Upon questioning them, I found that we
were to go through more torture than was in the Spanish Inquisition-this S.
M. A. Laundry.
In time we were taken to the laundry. I-Iere I was roughly shaken out and
inspected by a man who, as I was told, had been brought all the way from China
to attend to this business. I was given a number and roughly carted to the next
room. Oh, the agonized shrieks that rent the air as I went in. I was shocked
with wonderment, being ignorant of what was going to happen. I was cast into
a big tub of biting liquid and when I was taken out there were several holes
through me. I was roughly dried and carted to the presing room. In a little
while a girl picked me up and prepared to press QU me. Ohyhow I hate to
think of that terrible time. It was the ultimate cause of my downfall. However,
I waslstarted through the presser. I shrieked! I moaned! I yelled! but to no
avail. The heartless woman continued unheeding, and I continued to pass through.
Horrors! I felt one button being slowly crushed then another and so ong then
darkness and obliviong unable to stand the strain any longer, I had fainted. When
I came to I found that I was totally in shreds and possessed but one half button.
Of course, I am now of no service whatsoever, so here I am a common gun
cleaner. Oh, woe is me! -
S. M. K. '2l.
Did you know that Harvey Lincoln Reed had been to a R. O. T. C. Camp?
and that Paget was second in command of Company D.
Money talks, because it has a woman's head on it.
Free advice from the instructors is wo-rth just what it costs-that is to say,
"A Fair exchange is no robbery." E
Page 138 text:
"Do you really mean that ?,'
"You are the only good friend that l thinl
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THESE VVORDS
Can't We still be just good friends ?"
I am sorry, but all my no breaks are takenfy
Do you really like her?"
"You are so strongln
Aren't you an officer or something ?"
"I will be watching for you at retreat."
I love to dance with you."
I have had such a good time. good-night."
c I have up tl
You are just handing me a line."
I was afraid no one would dance with me."
Your ofticer's cape is so go-od looking."
S. M. A. has them all beat for dances.,
VVC danced together many times,
Before one night she told me,
Your dancing is very clever, but,
iere this yearf'
You donlt know how to hold me.
She gave me lessons, and I was
A very ready learner,
She says she is happy dancing now,
With me to lead and turn her.
But other girls are different,
They say I try to squeeze them,
The style I worked hard to acquire,
Apparently don't please them.
So dancing is like a game of dice,
It's Wisdom, oh my brother,
VVith certain girls to hold to form,
But loosen up with others.
Page 140 text:
COULD IT BE POSSIBLE?
I-Ier head was on my shoulder,
I-Ier hair against my cheek,
VVhiiach should haveimade me bolder,
Though I was very far from meek.
I guessed that restful slumber,
I-Iad closed her starry eyes,
And kisses would out-number,
Should be my luscious prize.
But even in tempting fashion,
Her reddish lips were perched,
I viewed them with dispassion,
And with sobs she almost burst.
And there I was distracted,
I My gaze was on the fire,
To kiss this made attractive,
I really evinced no desire.
Now donlt get mad and spiely,
About this queer display,
It could happen, really,
It didn't any way.
A R. B. c.
Have you ever noticed that it seems healthier for a girl's audience when
she keeps her mouth clo-sed-for more reasons than one.
The shapliest thing I had ever seen-just the snappiest tilt to her hat-
beautiful arms and shoulders, lightly covered with a tllmy waist ot pink-the
modern demi-tasse skirt-the prettiest of calves adorned with the enchanting silk
And there was that fool tailor sticking pins in her.
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