Stapleton High School - Bronco Yearbook (Stapleton, NE)

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CLASS PROPHECY In the year 1990 after havmg hee 1 on lVa1s for twenty year where I was attemptmg to teach the l1ttle green people the Enghsh Language I dec1ded to pay a v1s1t to Earth As I CI l11S6d over Cal1forn1a Ideclded to land and have a Mars Up Staung me ln the face as I al1t fl om my flylng saucer was a huge neon slgn Barkers Baby Food Cmporatlon Beslde It stood Mrs Barker s Baby Cl1n1c where Mrs Gary Barker the former Sharon Wlll13mS was attendmg chlldren from ages one day to ten wears Flve of Sharon s charges were her own Walkmg 1nto Sharons offlce xhere I planned to talk over old tlmes I spled Nelhe Kemplm Fattxg Nellle was recordlng p rsonal data on the chlldren under Shar on s c re As we gathered around the table to talk 1n Walked Gary carrymg Gary Jr P'ease keep your klds over here' I cant tend them and make food for them at the ame tlme When Gary recogmzed the rest of us he sat down and Jolned 1n the conversat1on All of a sudden Mlke Barner dash d 1n and hurdled the desk I have lt' I have 1t' A new leak proof dlapr Good rephed Gary now we w 111 rea ly make some money' Vegas to spend a few of my colns As I passed a newstand a plcture of a former classmate caught my eye It was Velda Mlller Large head hnes above her plcture read ALL BACPFLORS PLEASE JOIIN THE IONELY HEARTS CLUB' Latex ln the day I stopped 1n at the Barber shop for a shave and who do you suppose was star dmg behmd an empty cha1r'7 Ye you guessed It It was Sharron Barbee the former Sharron Chesley My Gosh lf It 1snt Daryl Staxr gasped Sharron Slt down and I ll deslgn you a new ha1r do Sharl on told me that she had 1ust heard from IOIS Konruff Lols IS runmng a glggle p1ll factory 1n Wyommg She plans to marry a Kramer boy soon As I contlnued my eastward flwht ac oss the Unlted States I spotted .1 narrow spot m the road 1n the mlddle of the sandhllls A glance at the map mformed me that I was curectly above Stapleton Ne braska l left my saucer parked 1n rmd a1r nd parachuted onto the front lawn ot Baker Rural Hlgh School I decxdcd to go 1ns1de and look 'uound and presently found myself 1n thc Home Economlcs depart ment And who do you suppose was was slttlng behmd the desk but Mrs Kenneth Magnuson the form 1 Josephene Gordon she had Just , ' ' . 1. A ' , I . . . ' ' ' I 0 7 . . . . ,C ' Q ,, , 4. . . ' . . 5. ' H ! , ' !7 ' ' 9 , - KG 3 ' ' !! ' 9 ' r 1 5 I Y a Q I' I 1 7 . , b Y . . , . O . ' I 0 . I I 0 v7 , ' 0 - 0 V . r 1. - a . , , . I. . H - ' y . ,, A . 1 , S . y n a If Q . ' ' - , as . . . - 51 I cc ra - CK 7- 1 sy , , 1 u After v1s1t1ng for an hour or so. I declded to buzz over to Las . s. 7 . Y l Q ' ' u I ' ' ' 1 -- 4 1 H 4 I o . . A v ' ' 1 ' 1, - 1 A- . . b. . c ' - 4 L - Q , A 0 as , 1 ' ' ' s , yr cc ' 7 . a ' 1 9 ' ' H , ' 1 L . -N H Q - 1 r Q - Q . ' v s 41 n V ' -1 1. . . . . ur' I . x, z ., , . A Q ,N 7 ' -. . .- L. B 0 A , . . . r 3 ' ' 7 1 l L ,A - I ' , ' 4 '

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CLASS PROPHECY lontmued recently succeeded Mrs Dave Jon s xr ho rs now devotrng most of her rme to her turn daughters Back rn my flyrng saucer I headed fo Chrcago 'where I was fortu nate enough to see a ball game between the Harlem Globe Trotters and Ikes Plrkes a proffesronal basketball team composed entrrely ot Ike and Karen Empfreld s sons The next afternoon rn New York I dror ped rn at the Metropolrtan 'Vlarrrave Counsel Servrce I had prevrously made an apporntment wrth Tudr, llcnrv chr f counselor Judy verv oatrently lrstened to my problen s I told her how my wrfe the fornrer Regrna Smrth and I ar ued .ru the trme To make matters worse lrttle Mrlton was havrng trouble gettrng along wrth the lrttle boys of Mars The next afternoon found me rn Florrda It drdnt take long t learn that Karen Conleys beachwear creatrons were takrng Mramr Beach br storm Karen rs now marrred and has a frne famrly but srncc she ha sold mrllrons of Brrirnrs under the Karen Conley label she strll goes by that name frurck phone call to the Department of Agrrculture rnformed me that Vrrg vw as rn charge of the Iowa drvrsron he mar rred the lrttle Smrth grrl ar d as a result of Vrrgrl s new seed corn drscovery f'Ihe corn grows vxrthout the ard of waterj th Ichmkuhlers are qurte pros per ous Oh res I almost forgot the gentleman who sponsored our class for four years Mr Hart rs now presrdent of hrs alma mater Colorado Qtate C o lege of Educatron at Greelev Ht rs also the prrncrpal stock holder rn the Rocky Mountarn Harr Frou er Tonrc Co My trrp to Earth was a tryrng one It was good to get back to Mars CLASS WILL I Gary Barker do vsrll unto Don Kramer my lrttle green Ford rn hopes th t he can keep the trres pumped up and the gas tank full I lllrke Barner do will unto Eddre The Grant Kramer my herght rn hopes that the altrtude vxont make hrm srck I Sharon Wrllrams do wrll unto Rose Marre Rozmarrek my abrlrty to catch a good lookrng senror boy 'W 0 Q A n 3 I . . , ' . ' 9 , ' . R. V. - ft ', I' ' ' ' ' - A . - 9 '- - . . 5 r, 4 1 ' 7 1 ' . . -I ' - ' . I ' i n W 0 I a . ' - A , 1 -L . r V - - , A A 1 ' . ' ' 1 . A . ' I 'll U , o a , a rs . ' , ' I D n .' ' '. ' ' 0 7 Z . . . . 5. ' ' . ' 1 . 7 . Q ' ' ' 'H f U ' . r , . Durrng my trrp I had seen all of my graduatron class but Vrrgrl. A I 4' U 1. . 1 , , , , L. , . I 7. . ' , 0 JI ' . - , L.: . tl , ' f 'A ' . ' .. 1 . . a s . , I I r 1 ' . . , ' ' ' 5 ,f 1 l . ' . ' U ' ' . 1 - . ' 77 -I I 1, I I V 'ls 'I l 1 . r . - - 9 a . . , . I . v . 1 . . H , . ,, 1 . 0 , , O 0 0 , r Y , L Q , 0, D i O