Stapleton High School - Bronco Yearbook (Stapleton, NE)

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CLASS PROPHECY In the year 1990 after havmg hee 1 on lVa1s for twenty year where I was attemptmg to teach the l1ttle green people the Enghsh Language I dec1ded to pay a v1s1t to Earth As I CI l11S6d over Cal1forn1a Ideclded to land and have a Mars Up Staung me ln the face as I al1t fl om my flylng saucer was a huge neon slgn Barkers Baby Food Cmporatlon Beslde It stood Mrs Barker s Baby Cl1n1c where Mrs Gary Barker the former Sharon Wlll13mS was attendmg chlldren from ages one day to ten wears Flve of Sharon s charges were her own Walkmg 1nto Sharons offlce xhere I planned to talk over old tlmes I spled Nelhe Kemplm Fattxg Nellle was recordlng p rsonal data on the chlldren under Shar on s c re As we gathered around the table to talk 1n Walked Gary carrymg Gary Jr P'ease keep your klds over here' I cant tend them and make food for them at the ame tlme When Gary recogmzed the rest of us he sat down and Jolned 1n the conversat1on All of a sudden Mlke Barner dash d 1n and hurdled the desk I have lt' I have 1t' A new leak proof dlapr Good rephed Gary now we w 111 rea ly make some money' Vegas to spend a few of my colns As I passed a newstand a plcture of a former classmate caught my eye It was Velda Mlller Large head hnes above her plcture read ALL BACPFLORS PLEASE JOIIN THE IONELY HEARTS CLUB' Latex ln the day I stopped 1n at the Barber shop for a shave and who do you suppose was star dmg behmd an empty cha1r'7 Ye you guessed It It was Sharron Barbee the former Sharron Chesley My Gosh lf It 1snt Daryl Staxr gasped Sharron Slt down and I ll deslgn you a new ha1r do Sharl on told me that she had 1ust heard from IOIS Konruff Lols IS runmng a glggle p1ll factory 1n Wyommg She plans to marry a Kramer boy soon As I contlnued my eastward flwht ac oss the Unlted States I spotted .1 narrow spot m the road 1n the mlddle of the sandhllls A glance at the map mformed me that I was curectly above Stapleton Ne braska l left my saucer parked 1n rmd a1r nd parachuted onto the front lawn ot Baker Rural Hlgh School I decxdcd to go 1ns1de and look 'uound and presently found myself 1n thc Home Economlcs depart ment And who do you suppose was was slttlng behmd the desk but Mrs Kenneth Magnuson the form 1 Josephene Gordon she had Just , ' ' . 1. A ' , I . . . ' ' ' I 0 7 . . . . ,C ' Q ,, , 4. . . ' . . 5. ' H ! , ' !7 ' ' 9 , - KG 3 ' ' !! ' 9 ' r 1 5 I Y a Q I' I 1 7 . , b Y . . , . O . ' I 0 . I I 0 v7 , ' 0 - 0 V . r 1. - a . , , . I. . H - ' y . ,, A . 1 , S . y n a If Q . ' ' - , as . . . - 51 I cc ra - CK 7- 1 sy , , 1 u After v1s1t1ng for an hour or so. I declded to buzz over to Las . s. 7 . Y l Q ' ' u I ' ' ' 1 -- 4 1 H 4 I o . . A v ' ' 1 ' 1, - 1 A- . . b. . c ' - 4 L - Q , A 0 as , 1 ' ' ' s , yr cc ' 7 . a ' 1 9 ' ' H , ' 1 L . -N H Q - 1 r Q - Q . ' v s 41 n V ' -1 1. . . . . ur' I . x, z ., , . A Q ,N 7 ' -. . .- L. B 0 A , . . . r 3 ' ' 7 1 l L ,A - I ' , ' 4 '