Stapleton High School - Bronco Yearbook (Stapleton, NE)

Page 25 text:

enloft GS 'L C While touring the Sports Car and Motorcycle racing circuits of the world in the- yt ar 1980 wc decided to stop a each town and look up our former clas mates of 56 At the Daytona Beach Race m Florida we ran into Joyce Joos ten haullng beachcombers to the beach In her new Ford Pickup She told us she liked her work very much since most of her fellow beachcombers are fellows From Florida we went to New York to board a ship for France, and there on the ship scrubbing decks was Duane Deterding thirty year man in the Navy Duane said he used to be an Admiral but got busted to Swabby 3rd class when he went AWOL lover the h I On the way to Europe we met Dennis fCoonJ Kramer and some of his coon dogs By the way he holds the Worlds record for We arrived at LeMans for the big race, and then decided to Journey to Paris for a sightseeing trip At the local Music Academy we talked to Patty Salisbury a world renowned accordion teacher She credits her success to two raw eggs for breakfast three celery stalk for dmner and a chicken liver for supper Back at LeMans we I arned that a gray 49 Ford had entered the race and sure enough it was Arlen Bay s He said that after he ':l made All American In football flew some jets and coached at the Air Force Academy for awhile, he decided to Journey around th world We wished him luck in the race, then went on to wan it By the way Arlen came in second Meanwhile, back at th ranch Jake Kramer and Bob Fowler are still riding broncs Bob's on ambition is to stay on one someday But Jake? Well hes been worlds champion the last twenty years Hes grown quite a stomach too, seems it holds more silver buckles that way While we were waiting for our plane to fly us back to New York we had our baggage loaded by Janice Link the only woman baggage loader in the world She said she applied for a stewardess Job but was about a foot too short Guess she must have grown some since high school days il p. . I , . A catching the most eoons in one night, 999, and one skunk by mistake. . ' h . I I . . v . V b Y , , - i

Page 27 text:

enact ass pta li continue Back in New York City we heard that some local talent was appearing at the Metropolitan opera house We got some box tickets and sat down for the performance And what to our wandering eye should appear but Phyllis fWhc-ezyj Kramer, the star of the show She has acquired quite a bankroll with that hoarse husky wheezing reverberating voice of hers On our way to the Indianapolis 500 race we stopped at Phila delphia at the Lutes School of Knowledge where we visited with Professor Loren fEinstelnJ Lutes He told us that he has thrown Emsteins Theory out of the window and developed one of his own He always did have a little smart to him Benson Lehmkuhler had been appointed Secretary of Agriculture and has already raised the hog prices from a few cents a pound to few pounds a cent More pork to you, Ezra Ernie We journeyed to the Bonneville Salt Flats for the annual speed classic but instead of hot rods all we saw were milk cows and goats Not to our surprise they were owned by Charlene Deterding Sh said she was milking about 200 cows and 100 goats a day, and that they ate so much salt she decided to lease the Salt Flats from the government Oh well Charlen always did like to milk cows So Bonneville being the last race of the circuit we went home and in the local paper we read that Paul Belz was manufactur ing his own nerve medicine You dont suppose the Seniors of 56 were too hard on him do you' Oh yes and WE? We re Robinson and Reynolds the internal tional race kmgs and playboys Our success well we credit it to our dltch em days in high school '- Plwc . . 3 . v - . A While in Indianapolis we learned that Ezra T. Ernest George U Y! ' ... -.... ....,........---. ........ --.---