Stapleton High School - Bronco Yearbook (Stapleton, NE)

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Sensor Prophecy I had the craslest drean last night, w well, I'n a llttle crazy any how Brat should glwe ou s hint Iou ve guessed lt lone other than Prank Luka Iell, enough of this ldle chatter, and on wlth the drean I pictured qeelt slttlng ln s fashionable nanslcn cn lall ltreet ln l979 as I pick up the newspaper I see q old classmates ot 'Sb are naklng the H8611-Ill lhat's this? rresldent lraner, Nlc has been elected President ot the U 8 for hls second term! has just slgaed a blll giving all high school eenlors full power over the teachers. lx Oanpbell our old echcolsate and buddy has finally retired It's about tile lax cane out of the hills talk has been going around that llax nade his fortune ralslng goats ln the Ozarks Be always was fond of goats he butler just brought ln e letter 0sll lelle has just sent a per scnal lnvltatlcn for ue to attend her wedding hat's nothlng unusual, as we get about two ot then a year. Bob lvoldt he just won the 0,000,000 cash a'1..rd for 'lr Daredevil, U 8 a. .' lob has been tourlng the country with his laleer-hater auto noblles Be won his tale with a trlple sunncrsult ln ald-alr whlle steer- lng with hls teeth well, I always knew Blok would be a carecr nan Dlck Ohapnan has never been known to let s dog get away. Be has also wcn tale with hle re- known weapon, 'the atonic dcgoatchex-. as I turn to the soolety page, I eee bla ltarr has boen chosen ae had a hunch lrna would be a hlg success, arwllla Jlvlden and Audrey fBone Orusherj Kramer will be seen on a nationally televlsed bout at lladlson Square Gardens for the worlds wres tllng chanplonehlp Audrey ls trying for a comeback as she was champ for 7 years before loslng to Arwllla I never thought arwllla and Audrey would get to tlghtlng ferloualy I see Lewellyn Phllpot's picture Ln the paper She has just received the Pulltlzer Prlze for outstanding work ln the tlold of Journalism Bhe was editor of the annual we put out when we were Benlors IMIUB GOV!! ll NPO! I rang for ny chauffeur t t k d bank Looking over the books I see that Donzel Cspecklolllglscx-it wggnlrongf working with Ilnsteln on the atcnlc Dxergy theory, deposited a large amount O! noney the other day Being a genlue nust be a noney naklng proposition. Jer Roznlarsk has just been elected the President or the Inter national otography Association Jerry always was a oanera fiend ll plcksrup a few extra dollars playing his trombone with lplke Jones' Dlxle Land ve and who's plcture ls this! Vhy lt's Leo Sinatra Ualz. lust by on. gf those ewoonoroonors by the looks of the bobby IOXGPU nobblng hln Be says he doesn't like wonen and as of et he lsn't narrled He's been Jllted slx tlnes already It eeene he got ls experience slnglng ln the bathtub N hid lnterrupted my reading with a long distance telephone call :gchtto ny Jazenant, gacmgur long lost Senior class sponsor of 1954, 68ers e as e t l ed d that ho President of Columbia University Ju. no. V 'or vu to b. md' l g e e O O O 0 leading lady ln the new soap opera John'e 0thor lothex'-ln-law . I always 0 O 'gh ' ' e Z

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Arwllls Jlvlden, will unto Carolyn Holste ny ablllty to eI1l0l' I The Benlor Class of 1954, being in supposedly sound nlnd do hereby will and bequeath unto the taoulty the honor of getting rid of us, and unto our lowly under classmates, the last ot our worldly goods from our days at Baker Rural High Sohool To the Freshman Class we will our ability to conduct our- selves with dlgnlty, as seniors should To the Sophomore Class, we will our knowledge as they wlll never have any without lt To the Junior Claes, we will our unused show tlokets, hopes that they will get to use them next year I, Vlotor Kramer, will unto Loren Lutes my athletic ability, in hopes he can use lt better than I did. l, Dlok Chapman, will unto Gary Hasenauer my big nose, hopes he oan keep lt out of other people's business. 1. Gayle wells, will the thrill of being Pep Club president to the poor sucker that gets lt next year. I, lrank Lanka, will ll ablllty to type slxteen words a llnute to JD Ann Barker. I, Ibrri Rozmlarek, will unto Jonathan Robinson ny sblllty to drlve wlt out having accidents sontrol proaoh n temper and my tears. Denzel llelsen, will unto Patty Phllpot ny figure as she Leo Uslz, do will unto lllma Long ny bold manner of ap Audrey Kramer, wlll unto Barbara Illnt my oftloe ability in hopes she won't get as many headaches as I did I, lax Campbell, will unto Bllly rounds ny ablllt to get along with the teachers All lt takes is 'know how,' Bl ly I, Robert Ewoldt, will u to Janloe Link my height and ny outs laugh as she'll never get anywhere ln the world without lt that ltrbara Lewellyn Phllpot, will n oar to Janes Andre, ln order light drlve to the park instead of walking. Erma Starr, will my ability of substitute teaohlng to Raynard ln hopes she won't have very much dlffloulty I, kyle Blggerstafr, do will unto anyone who wants lt, the responslblllty and gray hairs of sponsoring the Senior Class To anyone who wants or needs then, we, the Senior Class of 1954, will all our old notebooks, pens and unclean lockers S ' W'II . in in I' . doesnst have one. 1, - I, e . i. I. . he 1.