St Michaels University School - Black Red and Blue Yearbook (Victoria, British Columbia Canada)

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Robert Hastings Yet another enthusiastic Bolton House member was Robert Hastings, During his one and only year here at S.M.U., Rob was an avid participant ol' the basketball team. Contrary to popular belief Rob is not always high, although he says he's most often seen flying planesg in the air . Uranus would like to be a brain surgeon, priest or a beach bum, other than that he would like to go to university in Britain and become an engineer. Cheeks' final request is that the school be donated to the Salvation Army. Scotty has attended St. Mike s for three years, and in that time has at- tained the exhalted positions of prefect, XXI club member, and vice-captain of Bolton House. Bad knees was always his excuse for not playing rugby, but we know that this boy just preferred those Dubious sports like basketball tDo you like football too, Scott?J and tennis. He captained both of these teams. Scott was most often seen showing off his juggling skills in the middle of the quad, swearing violently in Chinese at his table tennis opponents and flirting with the scholars. That his pet peeves tscholarly sentence structurej are French fenjambementj, Physics, and teachers with a habit of saying exactly is not surprising since his future plans take him in the direction of dentistry. Scotty's final request was that naughty bits 12 be extended to a 5 year course. Good Luck in the future Scott, especially with Bo Derek. Ron Leask Ron has been a boarder at the school for one year. His pet peeves include getting up so early in the morning and coming in so early at night. Ron can be most often seen around Harvey House. He would eventually like to go to the University of Alberta and learn how to make a lot of money. Ron believes that the school needs more girls and a better menu.

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me .gig Shane Aquart Shane has been here for six years. In all those years he played soccer once and rugby for all the rest. His pet peeves are moody people and fat girls in tight pants. After graduating Shane would like to do everything without any effort, and become the world's second greatest lover - after the little old lady who lived in a shoe, but, neither of those will come true because he will end up as a lamp shade in a hotel in Belize. No Shane, you cannot donate your body as a live speciman to Racquel Welsh! Jackie Baker Jackie spent her last desperate year as a member of Bolton House. She is most often seen attempting to induce peristaltic motion in the descending colon tie. drinking metamucill'!?'? After graduation Jackie would like to patent a floor hockey mask to reduce intermural injuries and then become Saskatchewan's answer to Sir Edmund Hillary. Her final request - turn the rugby field into a crop of golden prairie wheat. KW 5 -Cr -ss- N Q l Joachim Curuchet Joachim has only been here for two years and has already established himself as the one who is always smoking and always attempting to get into pubs. His DCI peeves are the food in Brown Hall and Victoria's weather. The sun doesn't shine here like it does in Mexico. Joachim's probable destination will be Corpus Christi State University, Texas. Before he leaves as an iceberg he would like the heater in International House fixed. Bundle up Joachim.

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Duncan Lee 91 I' Luck. Peter McRae The man of myth and fiction, Petei McRae, a.k.a. Rick, has been at his alma mater for 2 years. Apparently one year of grade I2 wasn't enough for this lunatic, so he appeared on the school scene for yet another year of self- torturc. One of Bolton House's most well-liked members, Pete participated on the Ist XV rugby teum and the swim team. Ironically, Pete would like to get an education after graduating although - he'll most likely come back for another year of grade 12. His final request tone hopesj is to have an escalator built into International House for 3rd floor prefects. Lottsa Luck Petell? Mehrdad Mohtadi 'Spunkin' has been a long time member of SMU 6 long years Not only has he been on the first XV for two years but also on every other sports teams possible. He wishes that the International House Cinderella curfews were abolished and that he never gets caught between another Spanish con versation again. Duncan wants to become a millionaire without doing any work, but will probably end up by modelling underwear for K Mart Good Nsmmsw' MyrtIe's first and last year at S.M.U. was an exciting one for this Bolton House member. His favorite saying was, Nothing special which correlates with his rigorous activities, which include studying This non committed camel jockey wants desperately to become a doctor but is destined to become a man of the cloth, preaching International peace Good luck .Ml Myrtle, and may the fleas of I,000 camels infest your armpits