St Marys High School - Lance Yearbook (Medford, OR)

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THE SATTIDAY NEWS '- SISSIETY PAGE I Things You Ought to Know Famous Pronouns JOKES I If you wash yourself two or three I ....................... Mussolini Bill B.: Uvtlhere were you vyhen times a day, germs can't hurt you, WE ........ Lindbergh the brains were passed Duty as there is nothing to hang on to. US ...Siamese Twins Kenny Q: y0u'd bg Surprisedy' - When a person falls off a roof, IT .. ............ Clara Bow Bill: But where, for instance? it is becus of a thery that you have Kenny: Over at your house. to fall down instead of up, -1 b gliieri are sevral ways of using ae am. Oneofthebt't M.Nl ': eagit' h CS 15 0 that rpie gfrgglhdgr Cat cafeteria? Is 'pag tt' ld t b k d t , - H Y 1... 31:03. i:.2..s.:0:..i... 00 ,Ethel ward and Dorothy ,..X11,ff2,,,,,E,,,dS:,2,Q2:f'W- If A cold bath will be found more Eshom Jouffleyed to Long Beach, ' pleasant Our A girl if made with hot water. Fruitful Language shows her raisins when she makes a date with a prune for,whom she doesn't care a ng. She may be a peach, but they make a funny pear. She may be the apple ot his eye, but she hands him a lemon, al- though she may have a cherry dis- position. It is plum wrong, and if her name is Anna, he ought to ban Anna. Hamlet Scene: In a mist of fog. Time: Midnight FIRST ACT Ham: Who goes there? Ghost: I am your father's ghost. Ham: What of it? Ghost: Ain't you going to seek revenge? Ham: NVhy should I? Ghost: You're a heck of a son. A PI-Iam: What's that got to do with it. Ghost: Lend me thy ears. Ham: You got a pair of your own. Ghost: Do you hear me? Ham: Of course I hear youg I'm not deaf yet. Ghost: I will tell you a tale that will freeze your blood. Ham: Brrr, Brrr, Brrr! Ghost: Hark, the cock crows! Ham: Sure, it crows every morn- ing. Ghost: I must flee? Ham: What flea? Ghost: You make me sick. Ham: To be or not to be,'that is the question. I Ghost: What's the idea of chang- ing the subject? S SECOND ACT cene: In the house. Time: Daytime Uinterjz I-Iam, with his nose in a book. I-Iam : Well, of all things. Pol: Do you know me? Ham: To be' or not to be-Sure, you're the iish man. Pol: What are you reading? Ham: Words, words, words. Pol: Are you mad? Ham: To be or not to be-that is the question. Sure. THIRD ACT Scene: Outside. Time: Also daytime. I-Iam: Does yonder cloud look like a camel? Pol: Yes, me lord, it looks like a camel. Wednesday, and spent the afternoon going up and down escalators in the new Wise Building. Miss Dorothy Chandler started to nit a sweter last week, but stoped as soon as it got to be a necktie. A free class of instruction is to be held in the back yard of Grace Barns. Miss Barns will teach you how to make striking desines on your outer clothes, with the tops of soda water bottles. She is expecking at least a class of five on Monday. All who are interested are urged to come. Students wanting to take harmon- ica lessonsi see Prof. David Clark. Office hours from 9 to 11, Satur- days. News Pat and David Doherty had a restling match in their back yard Saturday, Pat winning, but David claiming a foul on account of say- ing there was a spot in the middle of his ground. back that didn't touch the Ham: Methinks it is a weazel. It has a back like a weazel. Pol: Islam: Or like a whale. Pol: Very like a whale. Ham: Then I'm mad. Pol: How did you guess it? FU URTH ACT Scene: In the Queen's room. Time: Who cares? Queen: What's ailing you? Ham: Aye, there's the rub. Queen: Where? I can't see it. Ham: There's something rotten in Denmark. Queen: Eggs? rlam Qto the tune of Am I Blueb: Am I mad? Am I cracked? I don't know, I'm a sap. FIFTH ACT Scene: Un the green. Time: Noon. Ham: I'm thirsty. King: Have a drink? Queen: I want one first. I-Iam: Drink, then, my sainted mother. Queen fafter drinkinglz Help! I'm dying! King fto Hamlc What are you doing? Ham: Here's the answer. King: He's stabbing me! Help! I'm stabbed! Ham: To be or not to be-that is the question. So 1 might as well stab myself. VVhicl1 he does. QEndJ I33l Mrs. Morse: George, do you have your Latin translated ? George K.: Sure: what page is it on? Fred M.: May I kiss you? Dot C.: Heavens! Another ama- tent! -fJH:lCCI'I Say, didn't you see that signal? Miss Coller: Yes, but I didn't see you. john Young: What makes you so small? Paul Lessing: Oh, I was reared on short cake and condensed milk. Familiar Quotations Behr- Did you enjoy your book? Boynton- Where were you yes- terday? Burnham- Please take your own seat. Coller- Well, w h a t d o y o u think? Granger- Prove it, please. E. Jones- Sister and I. M. jones- Oh, for g 0 o d n e s s sake. Austin-- Now, with a little co- operation. Andrews- Hand me the proof, Burk- I have that chart, you know. Eischen- Lct's sing today. Nylander- That will be fine. Sherer- Doesn't that look lovely, girls? Vaubel- Now, children. Weaver-- What happened to your written work yesterday? Kelley- Write a feature story to- day. Mabee- Please, c 1 o s e y o u i' books. Merrill- You are excused from class. Millerd- Now, my girl scouts. Morse- Inter nos. Mowry- Why?' Siimerwell- It's hurry from now on. Young- What were we talking about? Burchett- Now, you girls have got to quit your talking. -Crawford- Please read the key signature. Iileni- Fall in! Kunkel- Compositions tomorrow class. Engel- Louder, please: I can't hear you. fMills- What is the philosophy D T H Wright- No, you don't. Chase- If I were you. Waddinghani- VVe'll get into that later.

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