St Joseph High School - Gold and Blue Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

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A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE In Japan at the meetlng ofthe U S Embassy the p1lOt s1ghts Barbara G1lmore fore1gn mterpreter Inc1dentally Barbara can speak fluently :O languages En route to Hawau 1 s seen Shareen 'Cnadwmk Salem M1ss Water W1ngs of 1977 attemptmg to make the f1rst Oceamc sw1m M1ss Salempausesdumngher momentous swxm to glye us a b1g srmle as we fly over Upon reachmg I-Iawa 1 they fmd that Paula Hula Blatt 1S employed by the Aloo Walu ue F p d lf e e hc r below modeung tne company S lastest style A grass sk1rt made from anew exot1c herb POISON S-645, Ni 4A'V-v... H341 1vy The1r motto lt makes you 1tch to dance ' iAg'AA IAA- Flylng under the Golden Gate Br1dge QMehmert's at the wheel agamj they see B111 Seaweed Burns on locat1on for h1 s lastest mov1e W1ld Blll VS the Sea lndxans Thunder1ng over the rooftops of Hollywood they see muscular play boy B1g Bob Waldron demonstratmg h1s barbells to Tlny Toby Albrecht one of h1s 90 pound weaklmg customers Tmy Toby IS tak1ng th1s mst uct1on Death Valley they s1ght bearded J1m Weber the herm1t 8SSay1St work1ng on h1s lastest l1te rary noy el How To Wm People and Influence Fr1ends Pull1ng up alongs1de a sleek rocket p rop ell ed a1rl1ne they notlce Jan1ce Vlck a1rl1ne stewardess adm1n1ster1ng oxygen to Nancy Shutts 1llustr1ous novelxst who IS travel1ng to the moon to obta1n mater1al for her next sc1encef1ct1on novel L1fe Among the Moon Goons Over Las Vegas we see Terry Malloy s new dr1ve xn gamblmg cas1no The B1g Wad Terry s slogan IS DTIXE up and Antx up H15 newest attract1on IS Judy Powers f1rst female croupler Flymg tow ard Ar1zona they HOTICB M1ke Muth trymg to load h1s 9 g1rls 1nto the fam1ly bus By the way M1ke runs the local Arthur Murray stud1o He 1 s famou s fo r h1s 1nvent1on ofthe Chamambhpso Wh1le fly1ng over Texas they s ee the Panzer Provmg Grounds commanded by General W1ll1am Gregory a West Po1nt Graduate who as a tank Sp8C1al1St IS wo rk1ng on the flrst atom1c powered tank Thunder1ng across the pla1ns they arrue 1n lnd1ana They not1ce a strange hunchbacked creature sneakuxg through the bellfry on the Notre Dame campus who calls h1mselfQuas1 Brant the bell r1nger of IN D X ini! 57 I - I I 1 ' A . , C, , ' ff 1 . A vu - A - Q lj - , . .Y , . y . . i, v ' vv fy ' -I G' ,om any' an ttey' so ' ' ' ' - ,D - ,., . ,,. U ge s 1 0 9 V I . . ,, ,, . . . ,, . . l . ,, . , . so . . y . . . , . r course so he can knock out the Bully at the beach. Diving into I A I I l I . . N . y I, . ' Tl . , . r . . I . . . v . , . . . . . ,, . vw ,1 , ' - ' ' ' Iv lv I - av ', ,- . . ,- H . , , V . . , 0 Y . . , V, ll ' IT ' ' , , , . ' - y v .' . . , ,' 1 I A' , . . 0 -1 . 5 A - I x I I

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A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE lt IS a sunny day .Tune 27 1978 a blue Ptpcr Pacer streaks eastward across the sky on tts reco dbreak1ng fl ght Around the World IH 80 Minutes mloted by Captatn Jack Zygner Th1s fllght IS belng attempted as the result of k a new super fuel stumbled onto by the renowned technologlst Andrea D1P16FOXXh1l6 conductlng research for a neva yacclne to combat the Solbovlan Flu ClLllS1l1g across the sky at 18 OOO mlles an hour Captam .Tack turns the controls over to co ptlot Marsha .Tet Mehmert nat1onally famous auatrrx and makes radlo Contact w1th the U S S West Vlrgxma capta1ned by Admlral James Mc D e rmont Maklng the xoyage to Parxs France 1S M1ss E J Edmonds celebrated opera s1nge1'prepar1ngforherdebutin Carmen Emma Jones Lounglng on deck as Professor Edward Fulton Russell noted astronomer on route to Su ltzerland to attend the Yodelers Conventlon Fly mg oy er Madr1d Spam we see m an arena below Mattador Blatt challengmg a bull Approachmg Barcelona can be heard opemng engagement Seconds later 1nPar1s they see Mar1e Bee Mueller well known blllboard pamter 1n her overalls f1n1sh1ng her latest master p1ece Zoommg down Reu de Vagerorx 1S Pterre Zlhlmann notorlous lnternatlonal playboy drlvlng h1s tmported Cheyy and smokmg 1mported El Ropos' 1,5 Appearlng 1D the Globe Theater 1n Rome 1S renowned Shake spear1an actress Sandra Porter Sandra 1S makmg her debut 1n Othelo as Desdemona ff A ln Genoa the co pllot sp1 e s Bxll Pasquah openmg h1s new dr1ve 1n The Plzza Kmg wh1ch features Amer1can spaghett1 Donna Mae Canterbury famous plzza roller has been employed by B1ll to roll h1s P1223 Stauoned 1n Berlm Germany 1S Prwate F1rst Class Walter L1nkf1eld vt h o generously yolunteered to accompany hx s dog D 'Xl Henry ln the flrst Amerxcan rocket bus to Mars 0 M P1-T I N enturmg oy er the Hlmalayas 1S seen Bob Monnlg famous explorer trudgmg after the Abomxnable Snowman 56 1- '. , , ' ' B 2 V ' ' A . , . . . ' I YI TY ' 6. ' ' 1 I A 'v I l v 1 vu ' - n A u ' 'I , 1 f A the strains of concert puianist Theresa Miros preparing for her A I ,Q v . . . ' g , - . . 1 K 119

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A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE F'ly1ng ox er Cleveland they sec-Kex xn No I-l1t Kerrane star rlght hand p1tcher who recently won sew en games 1n the World Ser1es Near1ng Ph1ladQlph1a they s e e VIC Lamb world famous D J conduct1ng h1 s 24 hour show called V1g1lant VIC s V1ctrola Party Soon over New York they see Kathy HOSk1DS noted cho1r conductor appear1ng at the P alac e w1th her famous GREGORlan Chanters Katherme Hove ell employed by the theat e r management IS on hand to g1xe a1dto any teenagers svsoonmg over Kathy s tenor s1nger the teenage rage D1mples DePr1e Approachmg Manhatten they see Patr1ce Appledorn open1ng her new beauty salon Patty s Pr1mp1ng Parlor featur1ng he r latest Style Yu Bryner Cut Appear1ng 1n Mad1son Square Garden a re the Harlem Mag1C1aHS and advert1sed on the marquee lS Pearl Lee famous cheerleader Also seen 1S Mary Halloran and Bonme N1ckles rev1s1ng the Webster DICTIOHHTY 1n the1r Park Ax enue Apartment Theyare mternatlonal wordauthor1t1es and hax e Just completed rev1s1ng the Encycloped1a BTIIHHHXB and the Encycloped1a Amer1cana On the last leg of our h1story mak1ng tr1p the co p1lot not1ces the o1l p r e s su r e gage fluxuatmg below the normal pressure range The p1lot 1 mm ed 1 at e l y sw1tches on the aux1l1ary pressure booster pump and everyth1ng 1 s back to normal Mak1ng a U tu rn aft e r lO seconds of fly1ng they approach the modern metropol1s of Hunt1ngton W Va on the banks ofthe beaut1ful Oh1o The ultra new St Joseph a1rport owned and operated by Bob Welton who recently rece1ved a c1tat1on fo r h1 s loyalty to the c1v1l1an defense program 1S the1r land1ng s1ght He makes Contact w1th the control tower for land1ng 1nstruct1ons on the 6th Avenue runway Mak1ng a left hand turn for a stra1ght 1n approach he sets down smoothly and rolls to a stop Awa1t1ng the1 r land1ng 1S an enormous throng of cheer1ng fans and as Marsha and Jack sw1ng from Kei Q. the cockp1t the crowds rush 1n to greet them Q x Just then Bob Connell Pres1dent of the Nat1onal Fuel Co arr1ves W1tl'1h1S new Mark VCont1nental K1t on the back of h1s 58 Ford Bob 1S 1nterested 1n purchasmg the r1ght to Andrea's fuel Conn1e Doll, noted Journahst offers to devote the ent1re front page of her w1dely read paper The Doll Da11y to the1r momentous fl1ght and An1ta W1lcox nat1onally knownT V personal1ty and star of N1ta's N1ghtly News 1nterv1ews the p1lOtS for her show Another honor lS bestowed upon our happy Wanderers by Mary Pat Owen Cha1rrnan of the Women's Aux1l1ary SOC1ety of the Garden Clubs of Amer1ca who presents a Dlaque to them An thus once aga1n a crowd of St Joe fr1ends are gathered together and from th1s m1ghty and w1ctor1ous group can be heard an old favor1te cheer Yea Gold Yea Blue' Andrea D1P1ero Jack Zy gner 58 y I is 5 .9 I' Vub. 1 .. . . H ,Y d 'V I I'